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I know y'all. I know y'all laughing right now. I
know y'all laughing right now, some of y'all. Y'all, y'all,
I ain't nothing to laugh about. It ain't nothing. Hit
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swear I ain't hurt from Floyd, And by the week,
all of a sudden, Floyd won't call me. Now fuck,
got no doullars lost fam. But you wanna call over
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day block? Yeah, I block Champ. I ain't got time
for their foolishness. Man, I do something to somebody behind
the cowboard now, I ain't know. I can't put them
hands on tamp no gad, but I can't block it.
He can't beat me blocking, And I bet you gad.
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Now I'm still warning the Jersey. I'm still with my team.
That ain't the problem. Let's be real for me, that
Prescott is not the problem. He's still in the MVP conversation.
But you gotta win games. At the end of the day.
It's a team game. You got to be able to
win the game. And just what, we didn't win the
damn game today. We lost to the Carolina Grasshoppers. Damn Doug,
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y'all lost to Carolina. Indeed, and indeed, no offense to
Bryce Young, nice young man starting to come on with.
He's developing quite well right now. But let's be real.
Bryce Young was on his way to the damn UFL.
That's me on his way to the UFAL. And y'all
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go up to the Carolina y'all, let him put that
oldblical base to add vib it Q on them up there.
That's why it was sluggish today. It lost the damn game.
I'm running back. When you have thirteen carriages, twenty nine mother,
then yours, that's not gonna get it. There's too much
pressure on the offense, y'all. Let's be real, there's too
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much pressure on our offense. Every time Carolina go down
there in Scoga ball, we gotta come back down there
in Scoga ball. You know why, because the defense can't
stop no damn body. Every single morning, the motherfucker. Sory,
I mean all of them over God, the whole front. Sorry,
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dying bacles, Siry, come on back, Siry, free safetyes Sory,
the damn defensive coordinator, Sory special team. Sorry, Jerry Jones, Jerry,
that's just throwing it fast. Sorry, makes no damn sense.
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Carolina's gonna be goddamn party in the rest of the week.
They ain't gonna win now game the rest of the season.
You know why, because they beat Dallas that was their
super Bowl. Now, I figure, you know what, cowboy, we
get on the run, we win this game here, we'll
be streaking. We'll be right back in the mix in
the LC East. Well, guess what a lie a lie
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the Carolina Panthers or who we thought they were, and
we let them off. The damn look to day Dak Prescott,
and that why you and George Pickens remind me of
Tom Brady and Randy Moss. You can say what you want.
I'm not saying that Onna Brady never never, but he
stowing a little like Brady in the pocket. Hell Brady
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couldn't run. That ain't running here, But I guarantee you them, Sorry,
mother fucker, be running to that bank. Poolsday morning getting
that deposit. Took y'all last up Thucker Carolina and played
absolutely terrible on the defensive end. What furthers in there?
You've been throwing the ball to him thirty times a game.
Three targets. I expect more from you, Dak on that.
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But you know what, though, this go back to the game. Now,
you gotta be able to run the ball. We wasn't
able to establish the run today, So now they know
we gotta pass the ball. Who he liked to go
to the most, We're gonna take him away. You can
go Joe Pickers all day, but you ain't gonna get
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your little old, comfortable, comfortable, little Denxon dunks to your
tight end to kick the ball moving on three and
four and three and five. We couldn't do that today.
We were five for twelve on third down on converurgsons today,
five for twelve. We was two for four in the
red zone. That ain't gonna give I don't give a
damn if we're playing the Bengals, two out of four
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in the red zone ain't gonna get it. Five out
of twelve on thirty downs, It's not gonna be able
to get it with that kind of defense we got.
Our best defense is our offense. That means we need
to be on the field longer to help our defense.
Because we only got one sacked today, Ladies and gentlemen,
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our defense only one I think got one sack on
the Carolina Grassoppics today. Do you hear me? Brice Young
norm it's like a person in the nursing home. He
normally stay on his back. Not to day. He showed
great promise today Brad Soon was seventeen out of twenty
five one hundred and ninety nine yards three TV. He's
won exception. But that wasn't even the kicker. That wasn't even.
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That wasn't even he wasn't. I ain't gonna say he
wasn't the reason they won. But it was something else today,
the reason why the Carolina Grasshoppers won this damn. I
think we all know what I'm feeling. Tackle boy, that
running dad Rico. You know he last year we let
him walk. My baby mama let me walk. She gave
me my mother fucking paintles. We let this man walk.
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So by day he facing this his ex team thirty carriage,
one hundred and eighty three yard boydamn, they had two hundred
yard rushing over the Hussein and y'all on the sideline
drinking water. Shit, ain't nobody getting no water. You gotta
get dumping. You get your ass out on the field,
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and you get me some stops. That's the problem. We
ain't getting stops. That's the problem. I've seen fingers coming
to day. I seen hell is flying, I seen frustration.
If you got damn mad, then take it out on
the other team, then not only is your teammates. This
is the worst defense we can have years for fellers,
ladies and gentlemen. This is the worst defense we can have. Nails.
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I can't even pronounce this last name. He ain't even
need to be on the team. We need to be
down there with Jacksonville. Some damn work Carolina. Every commercials
they jumping up and down. He said, get shit, what
we got to deal with? Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones. Man, Bro,
I know one man don't make a team, but that
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Michael Parson. Shit, Bro, it's starting to show effects more
and more and more and more and more. And I
know what you're gonna say, Dug, he can't stop the run.
I get it. But the other posing quarterback ain't got
that much time in the pocket. When Michael Parson the
ass was over that. That's all I'm saying. Whether he
was getting the sack or nine he was coming around
the corn, he had two or three seconds. Let that
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month or you're getting here, or you can fil the
presidence or somebody coming at you. We don't have that
no more. But I'm gonna tell you the problem with
the Dallas Cowboy defense, and I'm gonna keep it one
hundred with you. The boys party you to motherfucking munch
and they all of them got white girls. That's the problem.
Don't white girl. They say all my fucking night, ready
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to party and do pottle They doing it? Tell they
doing it all night. You can't do that with no sister.
You can't feel the starting, no powdery, never the whole world.
I know you're playing with your know with them sisters.
They like to talk. You think them sisters up two
three in the morning. You think you you you wind
up on dope. You think you canna wake that girl
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up two or three in the morning and get some asks.
I beat damn a sister. Tell you in the men, man,
you better lay your ass down. You're not getting none
to night. Boy. You got a game tomorrow. See sisters
look out, you know they like the should look no white.
Then they gonna be up. They gonna be what if
you want, Charlie, huh huh you hungry? I go the
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rudis chicken? Do you huh? Whatever you want? That they
doing it and they spoiling them. That's the problem. Like women,
stop spoiling them. Dallas cowboys. Players start treating them like
them sisters treating them. Start giving them niggas confews. That's
what they need them in their groves, need confewsed on
their team. They had all the time doing this and
that when they need to be in the bed getting
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a proper rest. Simple boys ain't getting no rest. They
pulled in. Come on hearing you lose to the Carolina Grasshoppers.
Absolutely embarrassed. And I don't want to take nothing away
from Carolina. I'm giving y'all y'all problems with respect. Y'all
deal what y'all posts you do today. But the callous
cowboys they got problems. They ain't got big problems up
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there in Dallas. And I don't see no way how
we can this year is over with for a defense.
While we ain't gonna get no better I mean the league, no,
they already know we can't stop the run. If you
ain't gonna better stop the run, then you ain't gonna
better stop the play action. And that's simply what Carolina
was that we do run about and here with some
play actions. It was fourth and four, Yeah, two minutes
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on the clock, fourth and folk Carolina when got a
seven year pass play That's when the defense did fourth
and four. Yeah, we got rooms. But they say somehow
Muhamma got leaguers. And you know what I'm saying, rope
with the doctors today thirty to twenty seven. You know
what I'm saying, Cowboy offense. We can scold with the
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best of them, but we can't stop. And those please,
ladies and gentlemen. That's what we're dealing with today. With
the dollars, cowboy and I can come on here with
two and three and one. I could come on here
and lie all day long, but I can't lie to
myself no more. We not going nowhere. We ain't going
no further than our living rooms. Come play off season.
That's the first we going out. I didn't. I can
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no longer be delusion them about my football team. I
can no longer be delusion, no bottle make all. I
thought maybe we had a chance of beating the Kansas
City Chief Thanksgiving. I lie. You know how hard it
is to stop and to read goddamn from eating Thanksgiving them?
How in hell we're gonna stop Pat mahone with the
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kind of defense we got. Man, we switched on defense,
and y'all nowhere. Now, y'all wonder why I got two teams?
You damn right, Buffalo community. I need y'all show up
tomorrow night, Monday night, Nigga. I ain't even y'all to
come through for me. I'm having a bad week. My
line ups ain't been worth for damn now, my team losing.
I'm having a real bad week. But old coach Brown
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did wins. They old upset on. I will stay. Oh,
Coach fran came through with the victory. Yal Prian came
through a game living. I'm surday after the game, he
was bad. Mothery Man, Yeah, Buffalo Yale. Something else. I
want to talk to you all about the day man,
the Denver Broncos and the New York Jets. They went
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to London and had a football game. Today. Justin Fields
is the quarterback for the New York Jets. That man
traveled thousands of miles just to have forty five damn
passing yards four course sixty minutes my starting quarterback. You
got forty five motherfucking passing you ones trash, and you
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think you're gonna be a starting quarterback Come next week
when we were coming out with the ones and you're
running out, we better put you up, take your damn
helm and hose you not with the woes. No more
bubble you, QB three. I'm feeling see what there is.
I don't know who we set the string quarterback on
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New York Jet, but we fin gonna find out what
he got. I ain't seen enough for you, Justin Fields.
I ain't seen enough for you and quarterback is ain't
it boy? I'm about to fuck around move you were
running back. I'm about to put you in the backfield
with Breech Hollse gonna be a two headed monster for
what you getting back there saying her curreing forty food
five and now I beat damn that shit over. I
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don't know why you heard Justin Fields calling quarterback play
is I'm madden. It won't be in real live no
damn more if I'm every Glenn. Your job on the lineboy,
and I hate that for you because your first you're
a head coach. I hate that for you. But your
job on the line. Fam, you're on six. They can
say they like you all they want, or we had
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it in the right direction. That's a damn lie. You're
headed in the wrong direction. Fam, only six. Y'all ain't
got y'all ain't got better. Nothing but losing. That's the
best thing I can do with lose. But but I'm
going in Monday morning to meeting with my head coaches
and when Justin Walker canil hang, what's up? Kim? You
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QB three now? I want you going into QB three
he is starting quarterback for the team nine. I want
you to do it. I want you to show me
a leader skills. I want you go over there and
tell him to show team now, because you've done that,
you put me in this position. Now I got to
look at everybody different. Now, Aaron Glynn, you both start
scrambling FAM coaches and all that. You both start getting
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rigged some offensive line, commute office line coach five, Defensive
coordinator five. I'm shaking shug up up in New I'm
shaking shug up. That's what you got to do. That's
what Trump doing out here. Don't be done shut down
two times under that man. Turn Trump's Trump is shaking
sugar up. Whether you like him or not, He's shaking
sugar up. That's what you gotta do. If if the
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government ain't stable, how the hell we gonna be stable.
There's turmoil going on in the world. I'm going through turmoil,
y'all going through turmoil. Only people ain't going through turmoil,
the people who wing whoever team wanting today, if your
team want how I'm feeling. Like I said, I ain't
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here from Champion the week, but he wanted FaceTime before
I co lie and and talk shit. I ain't trying
to hear that right now, champ. I'm not trying to
hear that ship right now, champ At I all faun
going through some shit right now. Man. I bet I
bet eight hundred dollars on this game, man, me and
my partners eight hundred dollars. Bit my phone ringing right now.
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I got they don't do not to stir if I
take y'all do not the story it could be well,
I don't even know no more. Y'all pray for me.
That's all I can ask you about all y'all could do.
Y'all be wondering how you really be feeling when we lose.
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I'll really be upset, bro, I really, I'm really in
my feelings, bro, just because we lost to Carolina. You
know how much smack I've been talking about the Carolina
collling the grass Hoppers. I can't even collling the grasshopper
no more. Y'all was a panther today, y'all. Y'all was
really a pounther today. I don't know, man, y'all, let
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me know what can the Dallas Cowboys do different in
the second half of this season? Somebody don't know. Let
me know. Get in the chat. Let me know what
can the Dallas Cowboys do different in the second half
of the season. Because the offense is there. As we
know the offense is there, it's just defense. I don't
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know if we can make a trade. I know we
got two picks. I don't know who we can bring
in right now that can turn this team around on
the defense. I truly do not know it's all the
Cleveland Browns lost to the Steelers Division game, which I
knew that. Uh, Dylan Gabriel didn't have the best game,
got sack sell eight times. You know there's two losses
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in a row, Stebanski, that's two, that's two month, but
losses in the roaster fans, how many more we're gonna
lost it. We're gonna give him until we're putting number
twelve off in Now, that's what I want to know
you all record. Didn't want announce it, mister QB two.
I didn't want to put all that pressure on him
leading up on Dylan. Hell, you do that for you
drafted them. You knew drafting your door, whoever was the quarterback,
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it was gonna be rushing. Now do Dylan Gabriel had
the best offensive line of where. No, I'm praying that
young man succeed with that two game in the row.
I can see you on first game, he was all right,
this game we got to call it like a year.
But this game is about l's and ubisies. And right
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now you got two l's, big boy, two l's. You
got one more game, and we're gonna give you one
more game. Up Like I told y'a. We're gonna give
it one more game with thing Cleveland. If you lose
it in this game, you watch how the fans act.
You watch how the fans in Cleveland act. If Dylan
gave youl Lou this next game, they got, I guarantee
you number twelve, a bigger starting quarterback for the Browns,
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and that's when the change is gonna come in. Oh,
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I go on stage and do what I do. Now,
back to the sports game, jag Walls they lost to
see had a fan tell me, man, Jaredwear's gonna be
sety you lie. Sam Donald went down at the Jacksonville
and did what he supposed to do today and walked
out with that victory. At the end of the day,
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I think the Chargers end up beating the Dolphins and
with Justin Herbert Nigga at that victory because he last
two or three weeks he kind of been in the slump.
Him and Jim Harpbrough. I don't know what's going on
up there in LA. I don't know if it's the wig.
I don't know if it's the wildfire. I don't know
what it is. But Justin Herberg kind of slipped out
of the MVP conversation because he was in the mix
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of it, but he done kind of slipped out of
it now. But I think they came back. I think
they won to day twenty seven to twenty six on
that twenty nine to twenty seven. Yeah, so they end
up winning by two today on that game as well.
I think the Titans and the Rakers are playing right now.
Let's see what cam Wall can do. Gingo Smith, You
on your last leg, Fann' just be real. You on
your last leg, Jingo, So you gotta better win that game,
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y'all look right now. Three zero on the Titans, rightfully,
So Titans. I like where y'all going, But y'all gave
too much money and barbecue to Ryan Tannehill and y'all
still ain't recovered yet from that. So you know, Ken
washing Lit, the rookie quarterback. I know a lot of
people have been hard on him this and they even
even hard on itself, but overall they can continue to
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get that run game going with Pollard O where uh,
they'll continue to win some games and they'll be all right.
Joe Flacco old lash with the Bengals, do you hear me?
Joe Flacco, He keep getting jobs, keep getting jobs, starting
jobs at that. So let's see what Joe he can
can he get Jamar, Chase and Higgins the ball up
there now, they're down three to old right now to
the Green Bay Packers. Let's see what they Let's see
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what he could do with that. Man. I just want
to appreciate y'all taking the time out right now while
the other football games on come on to the bubble dupe.
So I appreciate it. I see y'all again tomorrow night
after the game, peace and love them out