July 29, 2025 • 36 mins
🔥 It’s a RANT-FEST on today’s episode of The Bubba Dub Show and Dub is DONE being the nice guy!! From fake friends skipping town after bond money to baby mamas acting brand new, Bubba lets it ALL out. He’s 38 HOT, tired of being used, and ready to speak the TRUTH!! 💯💥
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Real-life betrayal from his so-called ride-or-die partner 😤
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Disrespectful baby mamas, nosy visitors, and Fashion Nova addicts 😩
His thoughts on Coach Prime battling cancer and staying strong 🙏🏽
NFL training camp drama – what is Dak Prescott DOING!? 🏈
Clarissa Shields' big win for women’s boxing 🥊
Megan Thee Stallion spoiling Klay Thompson (YES PLEASE!) 💎
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Showgarday. Hit the light button,
hit the subscribe button, make sure you keep your nuglifications
turned on. You know just got passed this wonderful weekend.
I just hag up there Friday night, I was in Buffalo,
Saturday night, I was in Philly last night. I ended
in the Naptown shot out tod of my friends and
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fans and family members that pulled up on me this
past weekend of shows that we had. I just want
to appreciate everybody who about the Bubba Dub Show hats.
If you ain't got a had yet, reach out to
me and grab your hat. Thay thirty dollars this Friday
and Saturday that you can kiss me in Nashville, Tennessee
and Xyang's coming to club. You can also catch me
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on Sunday night and Birmingham, Alabama at the Start on
grabb those tickets August tenth. You can catch me in Auston,
Texas at Cap City. And you can catch me in Arlington,
Texas August fifteenth through the seventeenth at the Arlington Improv
Them tickets. Man, I'm having I'm having so much fun
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on this on this comedy tour on on my own call,
I got motion. I'm learning so much more about myself
now coming off this wheel. The ones to a man,
the reception I'm getting from the people, from my material,
from my from everything is it's just it's just great.
And I just appreciate the love y'all y'all have been
showing me. But today I'm here to let y'all know
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right now, man, I'm tired of Nichols. I'm absolutely tired
of niggles. I can't take you no muther more. I
trying to beat up for these niggas because I don't
want to be the one. Doug went off and made
something of itself, and you gonna want to come back
and help people. See, I don't want that. That's what
most people do. That's what the shit they try to
put on you. Man, he doing all this, but he
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ain't doing nothing for it, folks, which is a mother
fucking lie. Got potting of mine, man, ride or die
potting of mind. Them ran trains on these holes, man,
ran train on one of my main gas. My brother,
I love this dealth. We eat oatmealka yether with butter
and sugar. This is my Nickel, my age boone coon, y'all,
(02:08):
somebody gotta love to death. You know, he been going
through some things in his life, and you know he
gonna went to jail on your boy man. And he
had a seventy thousand dollars bun so who he called it?
He called it me. I seen him seven thousand dollars
down there the barn in mine in Texas. All you
need to ten percent, I'm gonna sit in there, se
I sent to sell bands down there. He telling me
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the whole time, when he get out, he gonna run
and get the money and give it to me. But
this nigga don't do that, y'all. He skipped down on me.
Niggas ain't shit, man. Niggas ain't right man. Niggas are
call you and cry on. You know what I'm saying, Bro,
You the only one that my motherfucking corn. I can't
tell him. Nickel, your mama, your daddy, your bad bill dad, brother,
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and your sister didn't have no money to come get.
I came got you my hal earn money. Nigga. I
can't have to do that. I ain't got to do
a mother fucking thing, But I did it. Don't. I
was dead for you. When you niggas don't be there
for me. You know what you're not, So I don't
cry what's going on? No more? I don't cry who's sick.
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I don't cur who gonna got a call? I don't
care who gonna got a place to stay. I don't
give a damn. You ain't got no wrong. You better
find out. You better find a shelter. You better find
you a motherfucking shelter. You better find you a job,
because dub not coming through no motherfucking more. When you're cold,
I give you a blanket. I'm not doing it, no
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motherfucking more. When you're thirstay you need water, I'm not
doing it no more. I'm done. I'm bound now. I
can't take niggas no more, y'all. And I know some
of y'all watch like dud man. Don't let them, do
you like that? Don't let him run your hot nigga.
I'm thirty eight hot. I'm thirty a hot right now. Man.
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You see, my heart is too big for the wrong
motherfucking people. That's what I'm figuring, not live right now.
My heart is too big for the wrong folks. My
heart needs to be big for the right folks. I
see why niggas lileave and never come back. Shit like
this Now, I don't want to let one person spoil
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it for everybody else. Man. But I'm telling y'all here today, man,
I'm I'm. I'm one mad mother and I'm trying to
work on my curses too. As you see, I'm catching myself, y'all.
I want to do better because I want to be
able to reach everybody. I don't just want to reach
some people. I want to be able to reach everybody
but my but my patience is growing thin right now.
(04:49):
It's going thin. Man. There's so much going on right
now with me in my life, and I like to
bring y'all into my life a little more for what
I got going on. I'm gonna start recording more of
me on the road. Let you see what I'm doing
on the daily of my life and experiences, so y'all
can see and if you're trying to follow in entertainment footsteps,
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you'll know what you know, what to what to do,
and what not to do in this game right now
to day. Oh man, they do it. My partner just
don't know how how he made me feel man. He
made me want to do things that I ain't never
thought about doing before. I mean, I thought about running
up in his baby, mama, but I ain't done it yet.
I used to thiend for it, but I never rang
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a pillow. I ain't gonna lie use the fend for
his baby, but I ain't never rang a pillow. Ain't
got no I can see it. Baby mama ain't used
to nothing. That's a tool of fish eating as baby
I introduced her to you, God damn real by states
I'll help you wanna play with me? I'm not the
one to play with it. Boy. I had your shister
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over here cooking, but niked five pin of buck and jelly,
saying the same one ever it used to make old
girl cook. I'll make your sister cook that for me.
But then I'll be a whole ass. That's what I'll be.
I'll be a whole ass if I did it where
I am. I reckon let anyway, y'all say I'm anyway,
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so I might as well do it. I'm thinkna start doing, y'all.
How y'all do me? Hm, I'm figure started doing y'all,
how y'all do me? Y'all treat me like shit. I'm
gonna treat y'all like shit, and you hoes ain't no
motherfucking better. You gonna get your weight. You wanna tell it,
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You gonna tell the world I did this and I
didn't do that. Well, tell the world. You're sould it
to me and I bought it. But but you buy
a cat and do it and fucking do my business.
My life when I die, be the only one in
that cask, and I need a one of y'all. So
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if I want to buy a cat, let me buy cat.
Hell y'all buying your pastor buy you don't say nothing
to human shaking your hand, sweating everything else. Who's the
night he laid up with your women? But you stay
putting money in that plate? Though, Wake up? Make it
make sense. I'm not saying every pastor like that, because
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we got some real leaders of God, followers of God
that that that do what they supposed to do. Ain't
none of us perfect? Not at that time. We often
always say that what I just said, But I'm just
speaking in general as if we all men man, we
we we are not perfect. We are senters at the
end of the day. So if you hear about a
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pastor sleeping want another woman, don't let that discara it
you just as long as you going there to hear
the word. At the end of the day, it's about
the word. It's about the message at the end of
the day. Long as he ain't misquoting the Bible, then
you know what I'm saying, then you should be good.
I don't judge men, I don't judge women. But at
the end of.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The day, I have to be respected, and I'm not
being respected right now by my partners, by the whole
everybody disrespected me, and I'm thinking, body his shit. Niggas
think when I go on the road, they can run
up in my mama fucking house and do.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What they want to do with my tail. Got her
ladies out behind her mother fucking head. I didn't even
know she was that flexible. I'm looking at this ship
on the ring camera. She coming to the door dressing
all sexy. Ain't never dressed sexy for me, but she
dressed and sexy for the nigglestone. Some of you hold
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some of you women on her. You need to be
row men. You need to hold me. Your daddy never
help you. What the hell, I need to hold your fuck.
If your father ain't help you, why do I need
to hold I gonna need to do it. Number get
on top, and you get on top and hear from
the back, and you get your shit and go. That's
what all that needs to be going on these days.
You want a lot of tell me you love me,
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and me how to hear you love me, and sleeping
with everybody in the city. Then tell me you got
a sickness. You show in the hell do got a
big sickness, but just what you ain't gonna bring your
sick ass around me? No, motherfucker no, I won't tolerate it.
I don't give a damn with doctor oldmar say, I'm
getting me one of them goddamn flat booby aad white girls.
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I want the white girl that the white man don't want.
That's the motherfucker I want right there. I want a
flat booby aad white girl that the white man don't want.
I want a white girl sold motherfucking ugly and bad
belt that the white man walks me down the aisle
his damn sit. That's the kind motherfucking white girl I want.
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I know, if my sister's watching this, show right now.
Love there you go Jean with that. Hey, listen, young
God damnit. I love y'all too. Y'all win't disappointing me, lady,
Why can disappoint me real lately? How y'all for me
to move around? They talk for me to fish in
another pond because it's got them plug. I've been fishing in.
They ain't biting, big goddamn man, the bite. Man, you
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want good goddamn They gonna work et every day. Man,
you just want to run my finances. I'm fine with that.
The O don't want to do nothing but shopping fashion
over and she and all motherfucking day and get on
the phone and gossipel and get on high and show
that little funky ass camera toe and and and taking
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shots something most of what the homegirl and take girl
trips with nastyd pennies. That's all they want to do. Woman,
I want a motherfucker that love my dirty drawers. That's
the motherfucker. I want the motherfucker. When I'm sick, she
take her ass to the store, give me some chicken
noodle soup. She feeding your boy, Yeah, she giving me
electric like that. That's the kind of guy. Woman, I want.
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That's the kind of woman I need in my I
know what you're thinking for to bouy barber l five.
One thing about over here, bigger, Ye, I hire and
I fire your ass. Baba then got the go to
motherfucking nose it for me going through my mail at
my house. No, you get your nose and long nose
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having ass up out of my house and you can
go and be nosed all your wanting your house. But
over him. When you come over him, you gonna mind
your motherfucking business. You hoes got some kind of nerve
coming over to a nigger house going through my mail.
They ain't got nothing to do with you, Hope. I
don't come on your spot and do that. I come
over with respect. I come over and sit my black
ass dive on the cow. You make me come into
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that guy damn mouth boss mil in that bedroom. You
made me do that barble, then not me my record
having to put up with your son I balling me
and shit every time I come over. He just don't know.
I'm not the one, but I respect for you. I
stay off your son ass, No, stay off of me.
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So I make a point in my life. Now, why
damn the fault of y'all. My body different now, I'm
naps a recommended. I'm damn though for it. I'm being
really naps a damn recommended for me on the day
that I don't get my nap. I'm grotchy now you
can see I'm grotchy now. Been on the road out.
We can't have no goddamn rich thrown ringing each and
every day. People want this and that motherfucker leave me alone,
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Leave me alone. I can't take this shit no more, y'all.
I can't. I want to be happy. I want to
be boss. So breaking news today in case y'all didn't
know when in college football coach Prime that came mind
and said he had a counsel in his blidder, but
it's been removed. It was a tune where he's been
removed and he's working through it. Each and every day.
(12:45):
We're gonna tell y'all something about Coach Prime. Coach Prime
has been battle tisted for one thing about it. Two
things for sure. His faith has never waivered in the
Good Lord, and y'all know it, and I know it
that man faith has never wavered. And to see some
of the comments of these people wishing and praying that
this man don't continue to coach the Colorado Buffalo is
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a damn shine. But you can't stop a man of God.
At the end of the day, he staggering, smiling, he steady, positive,
he stead He's a leader amongst men. That's what Coach
Prime is. I know some of y'all a couple of
years ago was steal mag at him for leaving JSU
the way he did. I get it. But the man
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had to do what he had to do. His purpose
was bigger than your motherfucking purpose. See, your vision is
your vision, but Coach Prime vision is his vision, and
his vision was I'm gonna come over here in this
HPCU do my thing, build this shit up. Let these
players know they can come to the HBCU US get
off and you can get drafting over him. But I'm
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going over him. I'm going out waist, I'm going to
dimple well, ain't no needles. I wanna make the name turnt.
That damn turned that damn organization around. In one year.
Every white motherfucker in Denver is smiling. And when white
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people are smiling, niggas are safe. Do y'all hear me?
When white folks are smiling, Black people are safe, and
Coach Prime. He always give a glory in honor to
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that man up above. Man shot out the Randy Mouse
for calling and Coach Prime each and every day, but
checking on them. I text Randy Moss when he was
going through his counselors and checked on him. I tested
Coach Prime a couple of months ago when he was
going through the same thing. See, this is not nothing
new to me. I've been doing something. Something was going
on with Coach Prime, but it wasn't my business. So
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you always check on your friends. So I know I
got a lot older fan of fan base that's watching
this show right now, probably forty forty five, fifty fifty five,
sixty five, some old motherfucker go watching, But go and
get yourself checked out. Man, Health is better than wealth.
At the end of the day. You can have all
the money in the motherfucking world and fall over dead
at tomorrow. I'm just keeping you one hundred with you.
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Steve Jobs had all the money in the world, but
just what he needed to kick me. Take care of yourself.
If you have to take medication or whatever medication you're taking,
you take your motherfucking medication, man, high blood pressure. People
take your blood pressure pills. Man, take It is so
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serious that you can have a heart attack. Man, you
know what I'm saying. You could be up and out
of here forty thirty five any age. You can be
gone any time. I keep telling y'all, Man, God calling
everybody home the days, man, real tall on. A lot
of folk die, they never died before. So you have
to be ready. You have to be ready. Now, moving
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on to the NFL. Then watching my Dallas Cowboys in
camp doing what they do. All I've been seeing is
Dak Prescott throwing motherfucking interceptions. When you gonna go some
goddamn touchdowns, Dad, I wanna see some damn improvement. I'm
not seeing it, though. All I see that little red
jersey going up and down the field, and but I
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ain't seeing no damn touchdown. You get paid, Ferguson, I
don't know why when you need to be playing Michael
ports be New. It's Jerry Jones. He wanna steal the
show during the out season. He wanna drag this shit
on and then at the end of the day, you
gonna sign them. Sign the man now, Jerry So we
can have a wonderful training camp up in the OS
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for California. Man, I wanna win, the fans wanna win.
I thought you wanna win, but you just wanna win
in your pocket book. Seemed like me got Jorge pictures.
We know what he capable of, but oh, we gonna
make sure we can get everything we can get out
of this motherfucker. Because that they gonna double lamb. Then, goddamnit, Pickys,
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you got to be open Bergerson. You got to be
run up and down down field, checking, tightening and grunking
him doing just like crunking we're doing. You got to
be able to hit your targets. Dak Prescott, if the
offense giving you four to four point five seconds to shit,
back the hoot and scan the field for four point
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five seconds, Fam, there shouldn't be no problem with the
Dallas Cowboys scoring the football this year. We should be
scoring at least twenty eight motherfucking points a game. No if,
no ends, no busts about it. We got them, we
got the offense. We got it. But then Dak put
everything together. Man, for a special year, you got to
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be special to win a Super Bowl, everybody got to
be on one a chord, man, Just like out here
in life, man, you have to be on one on card,
one on cord. When you got a team, everybody got
the falling line. You can't have one motherfucker not in
line inspecting the line to be straight. It ain't gonna
work like that. Man. You got to have some mother
little fucking soldiers that can take all us. Man, even
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if you are or you not there them the kind
of people you need around you. You gonna need people
around you just question you each and every day that
don't got your best motherfucking industry, I mean, got your
best interest in life or interest kicking my ass to
them on the shlf. You don't have your best interest
in life. Man. You have to get around the right
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folks to excel, to to elevate in life and go
to the next chapter in life. Some people just want
to read chapter one, that be it, But you know
you want to go to chapter after chapter after chapter
after chapter after chapter after chapter and life. Get away
from staggering people, get away from people who don't want
to grow, get away from hippocret ass folks. Sometimes people
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will jump online and criticize you for saying that's one
thing I've been saying lately, I've been seeing a lot
of motherfucker folks criticizing comedians for telling jokes. You can't
stop no motherfucking comedians from telling no damn joke. Y'all
have lost your damn mind. Now, If I ain't never
came on y'all show, if I ain't never came on
y'all paid, and I ain't never saying nothing of y'all
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and this and that on y'all paid while y'all go
on other people paid and saying shit, shut joke, mother
fucking mind seeing a lie of that lately, people can't
take jokes. It was people mad at me for saying
what I was saying about Michael George not having the
fruit that it was on powder. That was just all jokes,
that's all. That was just all jokes. The eyes being
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yellow and shit scaring my kids, that were just all
mother jokes. That's material. You can't get mad at me
for saying this and that. See Michael Jordan might bey'll God,
but he ain't my mother can God. My God is
a jealous God. You understand what I'm saying to your man.
This shit is not personal with me. It's laughs. It's jokes.
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Let's have fun. If I can joke on myself, if
I can joke on my family, I can joke on
anybody in this motherfucking world. And now, don't give a
damn if you're like it or not. That's what I'm
gonna do. We have to stop telling people what we
can and what we can't do. Now, one thing about me,
like I say, I won't give personally, I don't talk
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people personal business on what I do before this mystery
flu game or he was pausing, I'm saying the niggas
on Bob Nigga's unstoppable. For a man to have temperature
at one o three out there doing what he's doing, unstoppable.
Michael Jordan's drinking gambling five six in the morning then
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going scoring fifty five points. Shake you, Michael John wants
AI before we even knew about AI. If you asked me,
Michael John was phenomenal. But what we do is a blackball.
What we do we keep Kobe mad. You know. It's
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putting one up and putting one down. Like I say,
I do it. I'm up with the mother. But the
end of the day, I looked up to all those guys, MJ. Magic,
Kobe le bron Ky, just the way they played the game,
the way they approached the game, made it fat. Steph
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Curry made it fascinating to watch. And I like something
that Steph Curry said, man about when he first got there,
that team was worth three hundred and fifteen million dollars
nineteen worth eight point eight billion dollars. They come from
Curry off his motherfucking back. Players should have some kind
of equity in the goddamn teams. If I take your
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ass from you right here and I get you in him,
I need a piece of motherfucking pye. And I know
what someone you're saying. When you're getting sixty million a year,
goddamn almost getting one point five nickel break bread. That's
the problem with something, y'all. Y'all don't want to break
pre mhmm. Y'all want the biggest slice of the pie.
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Not me. I'll break that pie down that motherfucking half
each and every day. You gigga slash, you jigga slish,
you jigga slies, Ji slides, you jigg a slide. Not
everybody for but it's always want to be one person
to eat more than the next. And they don't work
like that in life. It just don't work like that, y'all.
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I'm just simply just being honest with y'all to day,
it don't. It don't work like that. Moving on the boxing,
shout out to Carrissa Clarissa Seals. She beat Langy Daniels.
You know, it went the distance. Seals didn't knock her out,
but she was winning there without her fight. She was
on the roads like Muhammad, I'll leave doing what she's doing.
It's a beautiful thing to watch Clarissa, what she come
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from to what she at to now. She bringing women
boxing back. She got everybody tune in, so I got
the dance for what they've been able to do over
in the boxing world. Man, they had a lot of
people to and then watching watching them fights this past weekend.
And Clarissa Siell she deserves it. Uh yeah, see cocky, absolutely,
but she's supposed to be. She got to talk that ship,
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she got to do all this and that to gig
eyes on women's boxing, and she got the eyes on
it right now. I don't know her Miss Leila League
gonna fight, I don't know, but if they do, I'm
gonna be there and the tendence to watch that ship.
I'm just being one hundred man, even though Laila is
in her forties. At the end of the day, I
think it would be good for the culture. Man. I
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think both ladies are winning. At the end of the day,
they're gonna win monetary for show. They're gonna win that
they're gonna give a motherfucking bag And I just, uh,
I just I'm just glad to see what women's boxing
at right now, what clarusal. She has been able to
take it shot out to her team, so I got
to the people that's getting around her, and it gets
around women boxing in general and making you do what
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to do, making it stagging out here buying Clay Thompson rolations.
I love it. I don't see a motherfucker thing wrong
with it. That means they yellow mother fucking and put
the pipe pipe game down on out Damn Meggi and
megging tricking, that's all I see. I see Meghan Stallion tricking.
Nothing wrong with that. I love to see a woman
finally spending money on a man because at the end
of the day, us men, we've been on the spin, spin, spin,
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spin and spin spin spin, So now they God, woman
is doing this shit. I'm loving it, Megan. Keep doing
your motherfucking bit. When sits, I love to see it.
Keep it going, keep it going, because that's what I
love to see these days. Man. I love to see
couples happy in because you know they fucking like a
motherfucker behind clothe. Oh don't you think they ain't They
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all on the camera at the gym working them. But
when the motherfucking cameras ain't on, God damn play Thompson
getting out. If I'm playing Thompson, I'm putting a baby
in Migan. I told you once, I tell you why
I'd a been the haead Megan, pricky shit not wanna know,
motherfucker call them you rich, I'm rich. Shit, the baby
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gonna be rich. What's the frid just you broke motherfuckers
that got a problem because y'all won't keep having all
these babies and can't take care of Let the rich
motherfucker make babies. Shout out the bomb being trill brother too. Man,
if you have the next time, go buy a Trier
Burgers and get you a burger. Them motherfucker's out. The
chiese ain't shot out to the Houston Astros too. I
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see y'all, let the game. I'm gonna be there. I
won't see number strikes and home runs half stroll now
bullshit to oh y'all thought double Donard bab about theffer.
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just what, y'all? Thursday night? Just what? Thursday night? We
got football? All that game preseason compel God, damn right, Tomel,
I can't wait football back on. Damn I'm about to
see what can Ward about? To see what the more
charge just gonna do? Damn right? How many? How many
games do y'all got? Cam Ward winning with the UH
(26:02):
with the Titans? This ship? Me just being realistic. It's
gonna be real hard because it's Tennessee. But at the
end of the day, I got them ball winning at
least six games this ship. I'm just being on inside
to my people in Nasville. I see y'all Friday and
Saturday night, but I see y'all winning six games, But
y'all gonna be exciting them a mother fucker. The city
oughta be thriving city. Y'all be exciting. I know, young
(26:25):
book running running through the city right now. Happy y'all
got y'all a quarterback in cam Ward. You got Cavin
Ridley over there. You got tired, I mean with Tyler
Locket go damn. You got your building something. Your infrastructure
is okay, she building. I'm ready to see what the
Cleveland Brown is gonna do? Is it flat go? Is
gonna be Sundals? Damn? If you ask me, I'm sitting
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in flat go ask home boy. You can have your turn.
Get out the goddamn fight. Let's see what's talking doing.
I won't see, but I won't see the offensive line
protecting this man. I won't see the cletand Brown give
sh Door Sanders a birth chance. That's what I want
to see. I'm just throw him in there to the wolves.
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Let's really take our time, make sure he's comfortable, get
settled into the offense, build some chemistry and camaraderie with
the playoffs, because he's already doing that within the city.
Y'all ain't really talking about man all through the city
being a philanthropist, handling our turkeys. God damn handed our
present by th door, doing everything or quarterbacks you're supposed
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to do. That's what I like it is, young man.
Ain't nobody telling him to do that. He's doing it
on his own. It's it's shout out to coach Prime
and and his x Y for little Sanders for right
from for doing phenomenal job. What's your door? Uh shallow
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down there in Tampa Bay looking real good too. Shout
out to tie Bows. I think that was the right
team for uh door man, I mean shallow down the
tie Bows, defensive minded coach. It's hot the motherfucking temple
right now. I think they just reached the hunter. They
ain't never reached a hundred degrees down there. They gonna
finally reach the hunter down there in Tempa. Them niggas hot.
They gonna know what to do. Stay your rabbit ass
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inside or get in the swimming pool, because it's hot
out here. In any day, its definitely hot down here
in Texas. I ain't seen a homeless motherfucker yet. I'm
telling you, I ain't seen a homeless motherfucker yet. I
don't know what they're hiding it. I don't know if
they're coming out at nighttime or not. But right now
during the day, you don't see nobody outside holding no
signs up saying I need spadshot. You gonna see none
of that ship right now. You ain't see no birds
(28:30):
out right now. Birds ain't ain't ain't them birds in
the tree chilling, fam I ain't. I'm just telling you
what I'm seeing. I ain't seeing no birds flying, no,
none of that. Non. I ain't seen no ants. I
ain't seen shit. It's hot, everything getting cooked when it
come outside, man. Man. Yeah, and I'm still on Apple Podcasting, Spotify,
(28:51):
Bubba Dub Show, go and listen. Man. I appreciate the
people coming up to me and telling me, hey, man,
w your show got me through. Bro, Man, I appreciate
this ship. Now if I'm really getting you through. When
I come to your city, you have a mothering tickets
for your boy, that's all like, come see the show
because I'm putting on one each and every time I
hit that mother stage. It don't stop and don't stop
(29:13):
when I hit that stage. Man, I love what I do. Hopefully,
if you got a job, hopefully you loving what you do. Man,
I'm walking in my purpose right now. Man. You know
you can't please everybody. Man, God, that's been good to me.
I've been able to give back to my home time
buying backpacks just to start. But I love that. I'm
gonna help a couple of families out, but you know
it's gonna be some people feel like I should be
(29:35):
able to help more. But at the end of the day,
I ain't got to do a motherfucking thing. I don't
owe nobody nothing. I'm doing it from my heart. And
the people I help, y'all won't even know I help
them unless they tell y'all. Man, Yo, man, I mean
you can't. You can't please everybody out and I'm not
trying to. I'm just trying to be the best person
Bubbahdub can be and trying to be the best sports anglist.
(29:57):
I can be best comedian, and I can be best
and best father all that I can be. I'm gonna
try to bring y'all more and more and more football
covers this year, like really get to the playoffs and
chop it up with the playoffs before the games, like
chopping up with him like on Wind still Thursday, and
you know, just just take my game to a whole
(30:19):
new level. But I need y'all help, or I need
y'all to hit the light, but I need y'all to
get in the comments and let the world know about
the bubbled up. So what I'm bringing, I'm bringing real
life stories, entertainment, comedy to this game. Man. This is
what I'm doing, and I give it my all leaching
time I'm on this show, I gonna sugarcoat shit. I
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gonna bush bs y'all on information that I know. I
shared it with you. Like I say, Friday night, my
little patner Keim Coleman pulled up on him and his
mother and it's you know, and I appreciate fan for
doing that. You know, they was in camp and he
drove like an hour fifteen minutes to come down there
and watch me do my thing and stay stayed with
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us for about two hours after the show, just chopping
it up. And that's what it takes. Man key on
a real one, and I appreciate him. We're gonna keep
supporting him. Gonna be the number one receiver in Buffalo
this year, Josh Allen, get him the ball. It's been
false reports out here saying he ain't getting separation, and
that's a motherfucking lie. Keith Shahn Johnson was slower than
the motherfucker. Keishun went faster than god damn key On,
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but he could get he would get he would get
an oak. You mean to tell me key can't get open?
You a motherfucking lie. You're supposed to throw your ride
receiver open. That's what a good quarter back do. Peyton
man bringing Stokely wasn't fast, oh, Dallas Clark wasn't fast,
But goddamn they big, goddamn general, big head as Peyton Manning,
AI head transforming head as Peyton Manning. What the one
(31:43):
god damn dines up there, y'all can saying Brady, Oh
you got damn I'm saying peyton Man the channer rules him. Yeah,
I know, Brady got the ring. If you asking me
to take a motherfucking quarterback, I'm taking Haying AI transformer
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head ass man and each and every damn time. That's
just me. Don't get me wrong. Ready to go. I'm
just saying who I will take. No different from y'all
saying Jordan to goat, but I take Lebron. That's all
but you ain't losing with neither one of nor motherfuckers.
But it's time for us black folks. Listen to me,
(32:29):
Time for us black folks to come together, not just
get on here like I'm doing and talking. It's time
for us to rise up and beat her for one another.
We ain't criticizing, we ain't talking down because all I've
been seeing in the media is black on black, black
on black, black on black, black on black Gillick Cam
going back and forth. I don't like it. We got
too much motion going on to be going at one another.
(32:50):
We need to be coming together and starting our own
motherfucking me your shit together, same way your mother white
people do. We can do it our motherfuckingself. But no,
y'all don't want to do it. Why consume that the
white men come in there and throw a little money
here and there. Y'all niggas want to separate. But when
you ask fire fat on your face you want to
come back over to us, brothers, stay. You asked where
you're at. So I'm gonna say this. Don't give a
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damn who see it, who shared it not? We need
to come together, get it cam. Y'all stop that old bullshit.
Y'all got going. Y'all bigger than that. You got. People
look up to y'all in this game and what y'all
doing and what y'all represent. I don't want to see
y'all going back and forth in the media the what
you're doing. Yeah, it's good for clicks and views. At
the end of the day, you both too successful. Black men.
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Cam you have said some negative shit about Jalen, but
that's just your opinion. Though I respected Big Dog, I
respect it. But at the end of the day, we brothers.
We can't be fighting amongst once another each because they
sit back and they laugh, man, and they know how
to divide us. We gotta stop being divided and start
being whole. Once we become whole again, we will be untouchable.
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Don't you just get out shit together? Man? Thank you
for tuning into the Bubble Dug show. Like I say,
anybody out here watching the show, got a birthday, hit
me up, gigg in the dim, let me know anybody
that need prayer, digg in the dim. Let's pray. Let's
pray together, man, Let's let's work together. We ain't we
ain't I know some of y'all saying, man, I ain't
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doing no dick right, we ain't. We ain't trying to
hear all that shit. Man, If we're gonna give people
their flowers while they're alive, because when they dead they
can't do nothing. Well, if you ain't got nothing good
to say about nobody, don't say it. And oh don't
let people run over you either. They'll do it. They'll
manipulate you, they'll get on the phone where other people,
going around with other people and lie and smear your
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name the whole time. You ain't gonna mother thing. Put
that man up above. See it all. I can lie
to you, you can lie to me, you can lie
to anybody here, but you can't lock of God. So
the end of the show with that peace and blessens
them out
Speaker 2 (35:00):
As
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Showgarday. Hit the light button,
hit the subscribe button, make sure you keep your nuglifications
turned on. You know just got passed this wonderful weekend.
I just hag up there Friday night, I was in Buffalo,
Saturday night, I was in Philly last night. I ended
in the Naptown shot out tod of my friends and
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fans and family members that pulled up on me this
past weekend of shows that we had. I just want
to appreciate everybody who about the Bubba Dub Show hats.
If you ain't got a had yet, reach out to
me and grab your hat. Thay thirty dollars this Friday
and Saturday that you can kiss me in Nashville, Tennessee
and Xyang's coming to club. You can also catch me
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on Sunday night and Birmingham, Alabama at the Start on
grabb those tickets August tenth. You can catch me in Auston,
Texas at Cap City. And you can catch me in Arlington,
Texas August fifteenth through the seventeenth at the Arlington Improv
Them tickets. Man, I'm having I'm having so much fun
(01:03):
on this on this comedy tour on on my own call,
I got motion. I'm learning so much more about myself
now coming off this wheel. The ones to a man,
the reception I'm getting from the people, from my material,
from my from everything is it's just it's just great.
And I just appreciate the love y'all y'all have been
showing me. But today I'm here to let y'all know
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right now, man, I'm tired of Nichols. I'm absolutely tired
of niggles. I can't take you no muther more. I
trying to beat up for these niggas because I don't
want to be the one. Doug went off and made
something of itself, and you gonna want to come back
and help people. See, I don't want that. That's what
most people do. That's what the shit they try to
put on you. Man, he doing all this, but he
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ain't doing nothing for it, folks, which is a mother
fucking lie. Got potting of mine, man, ride or die
potting of mind. Them ran trains on these holes, man,
ran train on one of my main gas. My brother,
I love this dealth. We eat oatmealka yether with butter
and sugar. This is my Nickel, my age boone coon, y'all,
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somebody gotta love to death. You know, he been going
through some things in his life, and you know he
gonna went to jail on your boy man. And he
had a seventy thousand dollars bun so who he called it?
He called it me. I seen him seven thousand dollars
down there the barn in mine in Texas. All you
need to ten percent, I'm gonna sit in there, se
I sent to sell bands down there. He telling me
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the whole time, when he get out, he gonna run
and get the money and give it to me. But
this nigga don't do that, y'all. He skipped down on me.
Niggas ain't shit, man. Niggas ain't right man. Niggas are
call you and cry on. You know what I'm saying, Bro,
You the only one that my motherfucking corn. I can't
tell him. Nickel, your mama, your daddy, your bad bill dad, brother,
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and your sister didn't have no money to come get.
I came got you my hal earn money. Nigga. I
can't have to do that. I ain't got to do
a mother fucking thing, But I did it. Don't. I
was dead for you. When you niggas don't be there
for me. You know what you're not, So I don't
cry what's going on? No more? I don't cry who's sick.
(03:19):
I don't cur who gonna got a call? I don't
care who gonna got a place to stay. I don't
give a damn. You ain't got no wrong. You better
find out. You better find a shelter. You better find
you a motherfucking shelter. You better find you a job,
because dub not coming through no motherfucking more. When you're cold,
I give you a blanket. I'm not doing it, no
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motherfucking more. When you're thirstay you need water, I'm not
doing it no more. I'm done. I'm bound now. I
can't take niggas no more, y'all. And I know some
of y'all watch like dud man. Don't let them, do
you like that? Don't let him run your hot nigga.
I'm thirty eight hot. I'm thirty a hot right now. Man.
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You see, my heart is too big for the wrong
motherfucking people. That's what I'm figuring, not live right now.
My heart is too big for the wrong folks. My
heart needs to be big for the right folks. I
see why niggas lileave and never come back. Shit like
this Now, I don't want to let one person spoil
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it for everybody else. Man. But I'm telling y'all here today, man,
I'm I'm. I'm one mad mother and I'm trying to
work on my curses too. As you see, I'm catching myself, y'all.
I want to do better because I want to be
able to reach everybody. I don't just want to reach
some people. I want to be able to reach everybody
but my but my patience is growing thin right now.
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It's going thin. Man. There's so much going on right
now with me in my life, and I like to
bring y'all into my life a little more for what
I got going on. I'm gonna start recording more of
me on the road. Let you see what I'm doing
on the daily of my life and experiences, so y'all
can see and if you're trying to follow in entertainment footsteps,
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you'll know what you know, what to what to do,
and what not to do in this game right now
to day. Oh man, they do it. My partner just
don't know how how he made me feel man. He
made me want to do things that I ain't never
thought about doing before. I mean, I thought about running
up in his baby, mama, but I ain't done it yet.
I used to thiend for it, but I never rang
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a pillow. I ain't gonna lie use the fend for
his baby, but I ain't never rang a pillow. Ain't
got no I can see it. Baby mama ain't used
to nothing. That's a tool of fish eating as baby
I introduced her to you, God damn real by states
I'll help you wanna play with me? I'm not the
one to play with it. Boy. I had your shister
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over here cooking, but niked five pin of buck and jelly,
saying the same one ever it used to make old
girl cook. I'll make your sister cook that for me.
But then I'll be a whole ass. That's what I'll be.
I'll be a whole ass if I did it where
I am. I reckon let anyway, y'all say I'm anyway,
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so I might as well do it. I'm thinkna start doing, y'all.
How y'all do me? Hm, I'm figure started doing y'all,
how y'all do me? Y'all treat me like shit. I'm
gonna treat y'all like shit, and you hoes ain't no
motherfucking better. You gonna get your weight. You wanna tell it,
(06:38):
You gonna tell the world I did this and I
didn't do that. Well, tell the world. You're sould it
to me and I bought it. But but you buy
a cat and do it and fucking do my business.
My life when I die, be the only one in
that cask, and I need a one of y'all. So
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if I want to buy a cat, let me buy cat.
Hell y'all buying your pastor buy you don't say nothing
to human shaking your hand, sweating everything else. Who's the
night he laid up with your women? But you stay
putting money in that plate? Though, Wake up? Make it
make sense. I'm not saying every pastor like that, because
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we got some real leaders of God, followers of God
that that that do what they supposed to do. Ain't
none of us perfect? Not at that time. We often
always say that what I just said, But I'm just
speaking in general as if we all men man, we
we we are not perfect. We are senters at the
end of the day. So if you hear about a
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pastor sleeping want another woman, don't let that discara it
you just as long as you going there to hear
the word. At the end of the day, it's about
the word. It's about the message at the end of
the day. Long as he ain't misquoting the Bible, then
you know what I'm saying, then you should be good.
I don't judge men, I don't judge women. But at
the end of.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The day, I have to be respected, and I'm not
being respected right now by my partners, by the whole
everybody disrespected me, and I'm thinking, body his shit. Niggas
think when I go on the road, they can run
up in my mama fucking house and do.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What they want to do with my tail. Got her
ladies out behind her mother fucking head. I didn't even
know she was that flexible. I'm looking at this ship
on the ring camera. She coming to the door dressing
all sexy. Ain't never dressed sexy for me, but she
dressed and sexy for the nigglestone. Some of you hold
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some of you women on her. You need to be
row men. You need to hold me. Your daddy never
help you. What the hell, I need to hold your fuck.
If your father ain't help you, why do I need
to hold I gonna need to do it. Number get
on top, and you get on top and hear from
the back, and you get your shit and go. That's
what all that needs to be going on these days.
You want a lot of tell me you love me,
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and me how to hear you love me, and sleeping
with everybody in the city. Then tell me you got
a sickness. You show in the hell do got a
big sickness, but just what you ain't gonna bring your
sick ass around me? No, motherfucker no, I won't tolerate it.
I don't give a damn with doctor oldmar say, I'm
getting me one of them goddamn flat booby aad white girls.
(09:22):
I want the white girl that the white man don't want.
That's the motherfucker I want right there. I want a
flat booby aad white girl that the white man don't want.
I want a white girl sold motherfucking ugly and bad
belt that the white man walks me down the aisle
his damn sit. That's the kind motherfucking white girl I want.
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I know, if my sister's watching this, show right now.
Love there you go Jean with that. Hey, listen, young
God damnit. I love y'all too. Y'all win't disappointing me, lady,
Why can disappoint me real lately? How y'all for me
to move around? They talk for me to fish in
another pond because it's got them plug. I've been fishing in.
They ain't biting, big goddamn man, the bite. Man, you
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want good goddamn They gonna work et every day. Man,
you just want to run my finances. I'm fine with that.
The O don't want to do nothing but shopping fashion
over and she and all motherfucking day and get on
the phone and gossipel and get on high and show
that little funky ass camera toe and and and taking
(10:27):
shots something most of what the homegirl and take girl
trips with nastyd pennies. That's all they want to do. Woman,
I want a motherfucker that love my dirty drawers. That's
the motherfucker. I want the motherfucker. When I'm sick, she
take her ass to the store, give me some chicken
noodle soup. She feeding your boy, Yeah, she giving me
electric like that. That's the kind of guy. Woman, I want.
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That's the kind of woman I need in my I
know what you're thinking for to bouy barber l five.
One thing about over here, bigger, Ye, I hire and
I fire your ass. Baba then got the go to
motherfucking nose it for me going through my mail at
my house. No, you get your nose and long nose
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having ass up out of my house and you can
go and be nosed all your wanting your house. But
over him. When you come over him, you gonna mind
your motherfucking business. You hoes got some kind of nerve
coming over to a nigger house going through my mail.
They ain't got nothing to do with you, Hope. I
don't come on your spot and do that. I come
over with respect. I come over and sit my black
ass dive on the cow. You make me come into
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that guy damn mouth boss mil in that bedroom. You
made me do that barble, then not me my record
having to put up with your son I balling me
and shit every time I come over. He just don't know.
I'm not the one, but I respect for you. I
stay off your son ass, No, stay off of me.
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So I make a point in my life. Now, why
damn the fault of y'all. My body different now, I'm
naps a recommended. I'm damn though for it. I'm being
really naps a damn recommended for me on the day
that I don't get my nap. I'm grotchy now you
can see I'm grotchy now. Been on the road out.
We can't have no goddamn rich thrown ringing each and
every day. People want this and that motherfucker leave me alone,
(12:22):
Leave me alone. I can't take this shit no more, y'all.
I can't. I want to be happy. I want to
be boss. So breaking news today in case y'all didn't
know when in college football coach Prime that came mind
and said he had a counsel in his blidder, but
it's been removed. It was a tune where he's been
removed and he's working through it. Each and every day.
(12:45):
We're gonna tell y'all something about Coach Prime. Coach Prime
has been battle tisted for one thing about it. Two
things for sure. His faith has never waivered in the
Good Lord, and y'all know it, and I know it
that man faith has never wavered. And to see some
of the comments of these people wishing and praying that
this man don't continue to coach the Colorado Buffalo is
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a damn shine. But you can't stop a man of God.
At the end of the day, he staggering, smiling, he steady, positive,
he stead He's a leader amongst men. That's what Coach
Prime is. I know some of y'all a couple of
years ago was steal mag at him for leaving JSU
the way he did. I get it. But the man
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had to do what he had to do. His purpose
was bigger than your motherfucking purpose. See, your vision is
your vision, but Coach Prime vision is his vision, and
his vision was I'm gonna come over here in this
HPCU do my thing, build this shit up. Let these
players know they can come to the HBCU US get
off and you can get drafting over him. But I'm
(13:47):
going over him. I'm going out waist, I'm going to
dimple well, ain't no needles. I wanna make the name turnt.
That damn turned that damn organization around. In one year.
Every white motherfucker in Denver is smiling. And when white
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people are smiling, niggas are safe. Do y'all hear me?
When white folks are smiling, Black people are safe, and
Coach Prime. He always give a glory in honor to
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that man up above. Man shot out the Randy Mouse
for calling and Coach Prime each and every day, but
checking on them. I text Randy Moss when he was
going through his counselors and checked on him. I tested
Coach Prime a couple of months ago when he was
going through the same thing. See, this is not nothing
new to me. I've been doing something. Something was going
on with Coach Prime, but it wasn't my business. So
(14:51):
you always check on your friends. So I know I
got a lot older fan of fan base that's watching
this show right now, probably forty forty five, fifty fifty five,
sixty five, some old motherfucker go watching, But go and
get yourself checked out. Man, Health is better than wealth.
At the end of the day. You can have all
the money in the motherfucking world and fall over dead
at tomorrow. I'm just keeping you one hundred with you.
(15:12):
Steve Jobs had all the money in the world, but
just what he needed to kick me. Take care of yourself.
If you have to take medication or whatever medication you're taking,
you take your motherfucking medication, man, high blood pressure. People
take your blood pressure pills. Man, take It is so
(15:32):
serious that you can have a heart attack. Man, you
know what I'm saying. You could be up and out
of here forty thirty five any age. You can be
gone any time. I keep telling y'all, Man, God calling
everybody home the days, man, real tall on. A lot
of folk die, they never died before. So you have
to be ready. You have to be ready. Now, moving
(15:52):
on to the NFL. Then watching my Dallas Cowboys in
camp doing what they do. All I've been seeing is
Dak Prescott throwing motherfucking interceptions. When you gonna go some
goddamn touchdowns, Dad, I wanna see some damn improvement. I'm
not seeing it, though. All I see that little red
jersey going up and down the field, and but I
(16:15):
ain't seeing no damn touchdown. You get paid, Ferguson, I
don't know why when you need to be playing Michael
ports be New. It's Jerry Jones. He wanna steal the
show during the out season. He wanna drag this shit
on and then at the end of the day, you
gonna sign them. Sign the man now, Jerry So we
can have a wonderful training camp up in the OS
(16:36):
for California. Man, I wanna win, the fans wanna win.
I thought you wanna win, but you just wanna win
in your pocket book. Seemed like me got Jorge pictures.
We know what he capable of, but oh, we gonna
make sure we can get everything we can get out
of this motherfucker. Because that they gonna double lamb. Then, goddamnit, Pickys,
(16:57):
you got to be open Bergerson. You got to be
run up and down down field, checking, tightening and grunking
him doing just like crunking we're doing. You got to
be able to hit your targets. Dak Prescott, if the
offense giving you four to four point five seconds to shit,
back the hoot and scan the field for four point
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five seconds, Fam, there shouldn't be no problem with the
Dallas Cowboys scoring the football this year. We should be
scoring at least twenty eight motherfucking points a game. No if,
no ends, no busts about it. We got them, we
got the offense. We got it. But then Dak put
everything together. Man, for a special year, you got to
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be special to win a Super Bowl, everybody got to
be on one a chord, man, Just like out here
in life, man, you have to be on one on card,
one on cord. When you got a team, everybody got
the falling line. You can't have one motherfucker not in
line inspecting the line to be straight. It ain't gonna
work like that. Man. You got to have some mother
little fucking soldiers that can take all us. Man, even
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if you are or you not there them the kind
of people you need around you. You gonna need people
around you just question you each and every day that
don't got your best motherfucking industry, I mean, got your
best interest in life or interest kicking my ass to
them on the shlf. You don't have your best interest
in life. Man. You have to get around the right
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folks to excel, to to elevate in life and go
to the next chapter in life. Some people just want
to read chapter one, that be it, But you know
you want to go to chapter after chapter after chapter
after chapter after chapter after chapter and life. Get away
from staggering people, get away from people who don't want
to grow, get away from hippocret ass folks. Sometimes people
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will jump online and criticize you for saying that's one
thing I've been saying lately, I've been seeing a lot
of motherfucker folks criticizing comedians for telling jokes. You can't
stop no motherfucking comedians from telling no damn joke. Y'all
have lost your damn mind. Now, If I ain't never
came on y'all show, if I ain't never came on
y'all paid, and I ain't never saying nothing of y'all
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and this and that on y'all paid while y'all go
on other people paid and saying shit, shut joke, mother
fucking mind seeing a lie of that lately, people can't
take jokes. It was people mad at me for saying
what I was saying about Michael George not having the
fruit that it was on powder. That was just all jokes,
that's all. That was just all jokes. The eyes being
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yellow and shit scaring my kids, that were just all
mother jokes. That's material. You can't get mad at me
for saying this and that. See Michael Jordan might bey'll God,
but he ain't my mother can God. My God is
a jealous God. You understand what I'm saying to your man.
This shit is not personal with me. It's laughs. It's jokes.
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Let's have fun. If I can joke on myself, if
I can joke on my family, I can joke on
anybody in this motherfucking world. And now, don't give a
damn if you're like it or not. That's what I'm
gonna do. We have to stop telling people what we
can and what we can't do. Now, one thing about me,
like I say, I won't give personally, I don't talk
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people personal business on what I do before this mystery
flu game or he was pausing, I'm saying the niggas
on Bob Nigga's unstoppable. For a man to have temperature
at one o three out there doing what he's doing, unstoppable.
Michael Jordan's drinking gambling five six in the morning then
(20:41):
going scoring fifty five points. Shake you, Michael John wants
AI before we even knew about AI. If you asked me,
Michael John was phenomenal. But what we do is a blackball.
What we do we keep Kobe mad. You know. It's
(21:01):
putting one up and putting one down. Like I say,
I do it. I'm up with the mother. But the
end of the day, I looked up to all those guys, MJ. Magic,
Kobe le bron Ky, just the way they played the game,
the way they approached the game, made it fat. Steph
(21:23):
Curry made it fascinating to watch. And I like something
that Steph Curry said, man about when he first got there,
that team was worth three hundred and fifteen million dollars
nineteen worth eight point eight billion dollars. They come from
Curry off his motherfucking back. Players should have some kind
of equity in the goddamn teams. If I take your
(21:43):
ass from you right here and I get you in him,
I need a piece of motherfucking pye. And I know
what someone you're saying. When you're getting sixty million a year,
goddamn almost getting one point five nickel break bread. That's
the problem with something, y'all. Y'all don't want to break
pre mhmm. Y'all want the biggest slice of the pie.
(22:06):
Not me. I'll break that pie down that motherfucking half
each and every day. You gigga slash, you jigga slish,
you jigga slies, Ji slides, you jigg a slide. Not
everybody for but it's always want to be one person
to eat more than the next. And they don't work
like that in life. It just don't work like that, y'all.
(22:26):
I'm just simply just being honest with y'all to day,
it don't. It don't work like that. Moving on the boxing,
shout out to Carrissa Clarissa Seals. She beat Langy Daniels.
You know, it went the distance. Seals didn't knock her out,
but she was winning there without her fight. She was
on the roads like Muhammad, I'll leave doing what she's doing.
It's a beautiful thing to watch Clarissa, what she come
(22:48):
from to what she at to now. She bringing women
boxing back. She got everybody tune in, so I got
the dance for what they've been able to do over
in the boxing world. Man, they had a lot of
people to and then watching watching them fights this past weekend.
And Clarissa Siell she deserves it. Uh yeah, see cocky, absolutely,
but she's supposed to be. She got to talk that ship,
(23:09):
she got to do all this and that to gig
eyes on women's boxing, and she got the eyes on
it right now. I don't know her Miss Leila League
gonna fight, I don't know, but if they do, I'm
gonna be there and the tendence to watch that ship.
I'm just being one hundred man, even though Laila is
in her forties. At the end of the day, I
think it would be good for the culture. Man. I
(23:30):
think both ladies are winning. At the end of the day,
they're gonna win monetary for show. They're gonna win that
they're gonna give a motherfucking bag And I just, uh,
I just I'm just glad to see what women's boxing
at right now, what clarusal. She has been able to
take it shot out to her team, so I got
to the people that's getting around her, and it gets
around women boxing in general and making you do what
(23:52):
to do, making it stagging out here buying Clay Thompson rolations.
I love it. I don't see a motherfucker thing wrong
with it. That means they yellow mother fucking and put
the pipe pipe game down on out Damn Meggi and
megging tricking, that's all I see. I see Meghan Stallion tricking.
Nothing wrong with that. I love to see a woman
finally spending money on a man because at the end
of the day, us men, we've been on the spin, spin, spin,
(24:14):
spin and spin spin spin, So now they God, woman
is doing this shit. I'm loving it, Megan. Keep doing
your motherfucking bit. When sits, I love to see it.
Keep it going, keep it going, because that's what I
love to see these days. Man. I love to see
couples happy in because you know they fucking like a
motherfucker behind clothe. Oh don't you think they ain't They
(24:36):
all on the camera at the gym working them. But
when the motherfucking cameras ain't on, God damn play Thompson
getting out. If I'm playing Thompson, I'm putting a baby
in Migan. I told you once, I tell you why
I'd a been the haead Megan, pricky shit not wanna know,
motherfucker call them you rich, I'm rich. Shit, the baby
(24:56):
gonna be rich. What's the frid just you broke motherfuckers
that got a problem because y'all won't keep having all
these babies and can't take care of Let the rich
motherfucker make babies. Shout out the bomb being trill brother too. Man,
if you have the next time, go buy a Trier
Burgers and get you a burger. Them motherfucker's out. The
chiese ain't shot out to the Houston Astros too. I
(25:18):
see y'all, let the game. I'm gonna be there. I
won't see number strikes and home runs half stroll now
bullshit to oh y'all thought double Donard bab about theffer.
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(25:41):
just what, y'all? Thursday night? Just what? Thursday night? We
got football? All that game preseason compel God, damn right, Tomel,
I can't wait football back on. Damn I'm about to
see what can Ward about? To see what the more
charge just gonna do? Damn right? How many? How many
games do y'all got? Cam Ward winning with the UH
(26:02):
with the Titans? This ship? Me just being realistic. It's
gonna be real hard because it's Tennessee. But at the
end of the day, I got them ball winning at
least six games this ship. I'm just being on inside
to my people in Nasville. I see y'all Friday and
Saturday night, but I see y'all winning six games, But
y'all gonna be exciting them a mother fucker. The city
oughta be thriving city. Y'all be exciting. I know, young
(26:25):
book running running through the city right now. Happy y'all
got y'all a quarterback in cam Ward. You got Cavin
Ridley over there. You got tired, I mean with Tyler
Locket go damn. You got your building something. Your infrastructure
is okay, she building. I'm ready to see what the
Cleveland Brown is gonna do? Is it flat go? Is
gonna be Sundals? Damn? If you ask me, I'm sitting
(26:46):
in flat go ask home boy. You can have your turn.
Get out the goddamn fight. Let's see what's talking doing.
I won't see, but I won't see the offensive line
protecting this man. I won't see the cletand Brown give
sh Door Sanders a birth chance. That's what I want
to see. I'm just throw him in there to the wolves.
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Let's really take our time, make sure he's comfortable, get
settled into the offense, build some chemistry and camaraderie with
the playoffs, because he's already doing that within the city.
Y'all ain't really talking about man all through the city
being a philanthropist, handling our turkeys. God damn handed our
present by th door, doing everything or quarterbacks you're supposed
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to do. That's what I like it is, young man.
Ain't nobody telling him to do that. He's doing it
on his own. It's it's shout out to coach Prime
and and his x Y for little Sanders for right
from for doing phenomenal job. What's your door? Uh shallow
(27:47):
down there in Tampa Bay looking real good too. Shout
out to tie Bows. I think that was the right
team for uh door man, I mean shallow down the
tie Bows, defensive minded coach. It's hot the motherfucking temple
right now. I think they just reached the hunter. They
ain't never reached a hundred degrees down there. They gonna
finally reach the hunter down there in Tempa. Them niggas hot.
They gonna know what to do. Stay your rabbit ass
(28:09):
inside or get in the swimming pool, because it's hot
out here. In any day, its definitely hot down here
in Texas. I ain't seen a homeless motherfucker yet. I'm
telling you, I ain't seen a homeless motherfucker yet. I
don't know what they're hiding it. I don't know if
they're coming out at nighttime or not. But right now
during the day, you don't see nobody outside holding no
signs up saying I need spadshot. You gonna see none
of that ship right now. You ain't see no birds
(28:30):
out right now. Birds ain't ain't ain't them birds in
the tree chilling, fam I ain't. I'm just telling you
what I'm seeing. I ain't seeing no birds flying, no,
none of that. Non. I ain't seen no ants. I
ain't seen shit. It's hot, everything getting cooked when it
come outside, man. Man. Yeah, and I'm still on Apple Podcasting, Spotify,
(28:51):
Bubba Dub Show, go and listen. Man. I appreciate the
people coming up to me and telling me, hey, man,
w your show got me through. Bro, Man, I appreciate
this ship. Now if I'm really getting you through. When
I come to your city, you have a mothering tickets
for your boy, that's all like, come see the show
because I'm putting on one each and every time I
hit that mother stage. It don't stop and don't stop
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when I hit that stage. Man, I love what I do. Hopefully,
if you got a job, hopefully you loving what you do. Man,
I'm walking in my purpose right now. Man. You know
you can't please everybody. Man, God, that's been good to me.
I've been able to give back to my home time
buying backpacks just to start. But I love that. I'm
gonna help a couple of families out, but you know
it's gonna be some people feel like I should be
(29:35):
able to help more. But at the end of the day,
I ain't got to do a motherfucking thing. I don't
owe nobody nothing. I'm doing it from my heart. And
the people I help, y'all won't even know I help
them unless they tell y'all. Man, Yo, man, I mean
you can't. You can't please everybody out and I'm not
trying to. I'm just trying to be the best person
Bubbahdub can be and trying to be the best sports anglist.
(29:57):
I can be best comedian, and I can be best
and best father all that I can be. I'm gonna
try to bring y'all more and more and more football
covers this year, like really get to the playoffs and
chop it up with the playoffs before the games, like
chopping up with him like on Wind still Thursday, and
you know, just just take my game to a whole
(30:19):
new level. But I need y'all help, or I need
y'all to hit the light, but I need y'all to
get in the comments and let the world know about
the bubbled up. So what I'm bringing, I'm bringing real
life stories, entertainment, comedy to this game. Man. This is
what I'm doing, and I give it my all leaching
time I'm on this show, I gonna sugarcoat shit. I
(30:40):
gonna bush bs y'all on information that I know. I
shared it with you. Like I say, Friday night, my
little patner Keim Coleman pulled up on him and his
mother and it's you know, and I appreciate fan for
doing that. You know, they was in camp and he
drove like an hour fifteen minutes to come down there
and watch me do my thing and stay stayed with
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us for about two hours after the show, just chopping
it up. And that's what it takes. Man key on
a real one, and I appreciate him. We're gonna keep
supporting him. Gonna be the number one receiver in Buffalo
this year, Josh Allen, get him the ball. It's been
false reports out here saying he ain't getting separation, and
that's a motherfucking lie. Keith Shahn Johnson was slower than
the motherfucker. Keishun went faster than god damn key On,
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but he could get he would get he would get
an oak. You mean to tell me key can't get open?
You a motherfucking lie. You're supposed to throw your ride
receiver open. That's what a good quarter back do. Peyton
man bringing Stokely wasn't fast, oh, Dallas Clark wasn't fast,
But goddamn they big, goddamn general, big head as Peyton Manning,
AI head transforming head as Peyton Manning. What the one
(31:43):
god damn dines up there, y'all can saying Brady, Oh
you got damn I'm saying peyton Man the channer rules him. Yeah,
I know, Brady got the ring. If you asking me
to take a motherfucking quarterback, I'm taking Haying AI transformer
(32:06):
head ass man and each and every damn time. That's
just me. Don't get me wrong. Ready to go. I'm
just saying who I will take. No different from y'all
saying Jordan to goat, but I take Lebron. That's all
but you ain't losing with neither one of nor motherfuckers.
But it's time for us black folks. Listen to me,
(32:29):
Time for us black folks to come together, not just
get on here like I'm doing and talking. It's time
for us to rise up and beat her for one another.
We ain't criticizing, we ain't talking down because all I've
been seeing in the media is black on black, black
on black, black on black, black on black Gillick Cam
going back and forth. I don't like it. We got
too much motion going on to be going at one another.
(32:50):
We need to be coming together and starting our own
motherfucking me your shit together, same way your mother white
people do. We can do it our motherfuckingself. But no,
y'all don't want to do it. Why consume that the
white men come in there and throw a little money
here and there. Y'all niggas want to separate. But when
you ask fire fat on your face you want to
come back over to us, brothers, stay. You asked where
you're at. So I'm gonna say this. Don't give a
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damn who see it, who shared it not? We need
to come together, get it cam. Y'all stop that old bullshit.
Y'all got going. Y'all bigger than that. You got. People
look up to y'all in this game and what y'all
doing and what y'all represent. I don't want to see
y'all going back and forth in the media the what
you're doing. Yeah, it's good for clicks and views. At
the end of the day, you both too successful. Black men.
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Cam you have said some negative shit about Jalen, but
that's just your opinion. Though I respected Big Dog, I
respect it. But at the end of the day, we brothers.
We can't be fighting amongst once another each because they
sit back and they laugh, man, and they know how
to divide us. We gotta stop being divided and start
being whole. Once we become whole again, we will be untouchable.
(33:58):
Don't you just get out shit together? Man? Thank you
for tuning into the Bubble Dug show. Like I say,
anybody out here watching the show, got a birthday, hit
me up, gigg in the dim, let me know anybody
that need prayer, digg in the dim. Let's pray. Let's
pray together, man, Let's let's work together. We ain't we
ain't I know some of y'all saying, man, I ain't
(34:18):
doing no dick right, we ain't. We ain't trying to
hear all that shit. Man, If we're gonna give people
their flowers while they're alive, because when they dead they
can't do nothing. Well, if you ain't got nothing good
to say about nobody, don't say it. And oh don't
let people run over you either. They'll do it. They'll
manipulate you, they'll get on the phone where other people,
going around with other people and lie and smear your
(34:40):
name the whole time. You ain't gonna mother thing. Put
that man up above. See it all. I can lie
to you, you can lie to me, you can lie
to anybody here, but you can't lock of God. So
the end of the show with that peace and blessens
them out
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