December 26, 2025 • 39 mins
🎄 SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION of The Bubba Dub Show 🎄
Bubba Dub is HOT on Christmas night and he ain’t sugarcoating a DAMN thing. Two shows deep, Lakers playing TRASHH, turnovers everywhere, no discipline, no leadership — and Bubba is officially fed up.
From the Lakers falling off, JJ Redick catching heat, Kevin Durant going full NBA Jam “He’s on Fire”, and Jabari Smith Jr. needing MORE shots — to OKC vs Spurs, Knicks shocking the Cavs, Donovan Mitchell cooking with Coco Jones in the building, and the Detroit Lions getting sent to Cancun 🏝️… Bubba goes ALL OVER THE PLACE.
It don’t stop there 👀
• Cowboys win on Christmas
• Lakers lose THREE straight
• OKC can’t mess with the Spurs
• Nicki Minaj controversy breakdown
• NFL playoff talk & Lamar Jackson rumors
• Detroit Lions exposed
• Raw life talk, relationships, loyalty, death, growth & 2026 energy
• Bubba announces his UPCOMING COMEDY SPECIAL — pressure applied 😤
This episode is funny, reckless, emotional, and REAL — exactly how Bubba Dub does it.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This episode contains raw humor, strong language, and Bubba Dub being Bubba Dub.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do Welcome back to another special dish in the
bubble double Show Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I got done two.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Shouls today, and I'm not bullish, shitty, not not even
in a good motherfucking move.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I ain't finna come over here and say boot like,
no funk that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Bullshit ad La because y'all had y'all got to wake
up at home, open presents, eat biler with your family,
and then you come out here with this black lost head,
perform it trash.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Doing on in La.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Man keeper saying big you been down there in prison.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Laker's done fell off the goddamn bone.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Ain't nobody scared to come to La. No fucking Milo.
We ain't the big bad wolf, No damn.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
More Christmas time, cowboys don't one shit. I'm an ending,
I walk good night. Laker's gonna come through ship, din't
do shit and his thoughts. We turnovers, everybody. We're turning
the ball over to motherfucking much. We come down court,
(01:11):
turnover three times in the row to.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The head coach, call the timeout, Hey all lie one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jay Verry, ain't no damn coach other fuck you just
to shoot threes more.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Living that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh he went to do play for Michael Krow Risky
hook deals up, Dan, youach.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We need illegal We need somebody to get in text.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We need somebody to call timeout and get onna bring
Old down or so ass or Luca Old slow.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And need more face looking. We need that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We need discipline. We need legals on the team right now.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We don't. God.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Kevin Durant twenty five points tonight, missed the first boat shots.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Then the motherfucker went on, don't pop. I thought this
game with NBA jams, He's on fire.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Chiff Durant looked at the name.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Love Kevin Durant to deal, but you can't have naughty
her like that, fam, then ball right here, boy, But
that don't make no motherfucker sin boy. You need to boy,
you need to put mayonnaise on top of your head. Boy,
Nin's the only thing that can grow Kevin Durant her
right now, mayonnaise and God, he need those same women
that were washing Jesus Christ feet and then in the
(02:31):
little foottop. That's what that's okay. He's on top of
his head right now. But anybody with that kind of
motherfucking her is gonna be It's gonna be destined for greatness,
and that's Kevin Durant. You know, God bless certain people
with certain guilt. Kevin Durant got the gift of terrible.
Her that nigga shit terrible, but one of the greatest
basketball players that will ever see play the game.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Just saying, Man, Jabaris, remember my little.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Homie, see this team points to night six out of
nine shots his six out of nine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Shot homely need to shoot the ball more, man, real talk.
I love K E K you be in the lead.
Eighteen motherfucking year. Man, in my time, fam.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Them fourteen shots K two. Jabari Smith Jr. Need to
be taking no motherfucking shot. If I'm Jabari Smith Jr.
I don't mind going to Udokah, going sitting down in
the office and expressing my frustration that I need the
be the one taking out majority of the shots on
this team because clearly I'm I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
The best for them, the motherfucking team now, man, that's
why I'm feeling I'm funing give me one of them
two hundred and fifty dollars paying age two and fifty
MILLI do our player. If I'm Jabari Smith, you know
you talk my mind. I'm a fishing. And I know
all about be in the fishing.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Because I used to be at my old job, never
miss the dale work, never called in, told on co workers,
went I need to tell on them and everything. But
it didn't get me, no motherfucking will. It's I had
perfect attendance at my job, pag PTO thinking time like
their call down, then at hr HR and told them
(04:10):
fold that are that, that that the people that they
hind is.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Full of drugs, and this that and the third.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I've done that for the company and the company didn't
reward me with shit. So when the DJ come in
and asking me certain questions, I told him. I told
him all the bullshit that were going on. I got
us shut down, everybody else dead. What you think is
gonna happen? Shit, it's you for the find us another job.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's been for.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Theft Burlod Hell, you talk my vine. But man, welcome
to the Dove show man. I'm sure pissed off with
the Lakers man. Alice Thompson today went out for the
Rockets at twenty six point twelve by the nineteen shot
guy played great defense. DN Luca, motherfucking ass little shoony
Luca duneon cross half court. Thompson's right there way knowing
(05:00):
Luca wasn't getting some calls that he wanted, and Lucas
started crime wolf not getting back on defense, and for
you know what, twenty five point league we out there,
and I get it, man, this is a star league.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I know JJ Riggor ain't the tient coach that's
gonna call star players out in front of other player,
but trust me, I would do it. That's probably why
I'll never be a head coach because I call braun
ass out right there in.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Front of the team.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You didn't box out, then you got ripped, then you
didn't get back on defense.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Matter of fact, she could tell him out. They a
call right there.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
That's when I took your ball here and last out
did it? Yestuf'm right, I did it. Shure, No mother
fucking favorite tism.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Two more favoritism going on in the NBA right now. Man,
it's a bunch of bullshit going on. Let's go to
the Lakers. That ruin ruin for the Lakers played twenty
eight minutes. You know how many points he had the
same amount me and you had.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
See you wrong on for six.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
All you do shitting the motherfucking corner. So that's what
you should be doing in practice, sitting in the corner,
knowing when you do get the ball, you need to
knock down these shots.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you ain't knocking them down. You're half in. You're
filing in the same boat we've been in the last
three years.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Man, we got we depending on what's that boy name,
band the Bilt? We depending on band the built to
hit threes in the corner. Granted he hit them tonight,
but that that's not somebody you want to depend on
on a consistent basis on hitting shots.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's just not gonna happen. Gold does.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
De Andre Aden had ten points, five out of six shots,
but he ain't getting enough touches because wild Uncle taking
up most of the shots. If you ain't taking up
the shots, they turning the motherfucking ball over. Austin Reeves
didn't fished the game today. Something going on with his cast.
He was five for eight in the fifteen more fifteen
minutes that he played, he had twelve points. Then let's
get over here to Lebron Ramond Jane's seven for thirteen
(07:03):
eighteen points, but three turnovers.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's like Lebron. I know he's always coasing, but bro, like,
when you see your.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Game getting out her hand, bro like, man, come on, man,
you gotta come down there and give us a quick
six seven points, real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Big boy.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I know y'all saying he's old, but that motherfucker can
give us six seven points real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
But and don't don't tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
The boys they hit two or three threes in the row,
watching every motherfucking day during pre game, the boy his
sixty seventy threes in the.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Row, not a miss.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Then they get out in the game and goddamn can't
by a basket. I don't know what the fuck going on,
but I don't look at Key Laker straight up played
like they were full of fishing gun Bowl this evening.
That's how they looked at me. That's how they looked
like they were full of fishing. Motherfucking gun boy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I know it's Christmas, but they gonna lost three games
in the row. We ain't got time for that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Goddamn lose the free shit, we ain't got time forget.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We trying to get this. We're trying to get another
ring up there in La. That's what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We hang championship from Bagos up there in LA. We're
gonna when when you used to all this losing type shit.
I ain't feeling it right now, man, I'm just not
feeling it. And then when we switch to another team
right now, let me be honest with y'all. Oklahoma City
Thunder ok See can be everybody else in the league,
but they can't fuck with them Spurs.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know what it is about San Antonio spur
for ok See can't fuck will.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Telling you what God a little all that shape getting
to the hole, getting fouled. That shit not happening just
from Churro Ashpurrow. I'm leaving you know that right now.
It's a new surf in town and San Antonio. They
got the right team. Man, they're young, and when we
ain't even getting off. That's the thing, Wen, we ain't
(08:50):
even getting off in this series. It be causeled that's
getting off in this series right now. Man point guard
for the for the Spurs. Man, this guy is so afthledated.
This guy's getting into shade. He's getting in everybody, man,
and he get to his certain spots on the court.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Kind of remind me of of a.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Kawhi Leonard with his strength of getting to what if
you want to get to well, yeah, for us that okay,
she can't beat can't beat the Spurs, and they better
pray they don't need throw boys in the playoffs because
I thought that, okay, see, we're gonna probably be one
of those teams today would go back to back and win.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Uh Spurs.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Spurs got their number right there, right now, and they
just had to be sometimes, man, a certain team just
had your number, man, And you'll say, I think she
had twenty two points when the last time she had
twenty two motherfucking point man Shay normally thirty one, thirty two,
thirty three every motherfucker night and tonight just what one
of them damn nights that he was getting it. So
(09:55):
they lost one seventeen to one O two. Uh us
was getting off, Darren Fosse I got off. He was
twelve for nineteen to night twenty nine points. Harrison Bournes
had fifteen points then for the ship had team Door
had eight for okay, see, Williams had twelve.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Just not enough as they normally getting out.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They started just not normally enough, man, Nick Spwood it
off to day against the Cleveland Cavalaries. Co Coke Jones
Joe watching her Man, Uh, you know Arnothan Milchell to
what he do. Man, I gotta be a bad ass
feeling man. You know what I'm saying. You know I'm
gonna start playing on the team. And I got one
(10:41):
of the bag of women in the game. Man and
co Cooke Brown, Man, co Cooke Brown. It's real tough.
Shout out to Dunmothan Mitchell. You know he got one
of them moons. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And if I had something like that too, I ain't
gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'll be performing like that too every motherfucking night, my baby,
show up to the game.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm giving you as niggas every night.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Off the rip I left my teammate No right now
where y'all motherfuckers is not getting the ball to night.
Make sure I get the ball. Make sure I get
it in my spots. If I don't get the ball,
I'm pouldering like Lucal. I ain't getting back on defense.
I'm like Gibble the Ringers. I'm all offfense, playing old
motherfucker defense. My stand this nigga, she comes to see
(11:22):
dagger to night, I gotta start score forty after the game,
Winna lose.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I ain't giving the damn I score faulty. Know.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
She in the back waiting on Poppy big shower up
getting the whip. You know I'm driving something far to
the crib or to it. We're going to get something neat.
She rubbed me on my shoulders, telling me good game.
If we lost, I'm putting the blame on all of them,
my lad nigga. Baby, you seen I stole forty some point.
It's the other side, rad motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
On the team. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I told him I gotta take twenty five motherfucker shots tonight.
I gotta have twenty five if I don't score my faulty. Look, baby,
we ain't be in the game.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm telling you what I'll be doing. So was whole
ass ship Damn telling you, man, that's what I'll be
doing if I was on the motherfucker court. Man, I
swear to God. Man, she tell you I always talking
about and man, they always talking like no motherfucker iron team.
She I ain't wedd that right, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's I ain't win. Damna better than me.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I've been the head Coco pregnant, ain't no motherfucking proposal.
All these women want you proposed that we getting breaked
it first. We're doing this ship backwards. We had the
kids first, then we get married.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
All that get married, then have the kids. I'll be
damn my rain promise.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I gotta knock your ass up right now by the
rocky Nike boo. Yeah, y'all be doingapps. Y'all know what
I'm saying. Well, my mama did this, and her mama
did this. Grandma on them, did man, grandma them? We
bapples like a motherfucker. Man, Grandma them wasn't really out
there in the trenches like that, only getting in man,
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when no folks told bringing them to getting the high,
bringing them jotting the house.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We ain't getting in the house now, man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
We outside, indeed we outside, we living life and were
doing what we got it before we gotta do. You
gotta understand it wasn't for a hndful of us really
after on the trenches putting into work. A lot of
us were scared. Wasn't getting knocked up, wasn't jeopardized. And
we got some of them kind of people today, bro,
(13:27):
when they really got some they ain't feena jeopardize that
ship mine. These folks gonna ship back, be quiet and
let whatever happened to us, they gonna.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
We're gonna let it happen. I've seen the night or
on my head. Trump done done something over Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know what he done. I just know he
didn't done something over there. And I don't like speaking
about ship. I don't knowing about all. I'm just hearing
an outcry right now. But some shit he gonna done
now and the Nigeria. I have plenty more info for
y'all ass to Sunday on what he done doone, whether
it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm gonna talk about it in a year what it is.
But back to the show.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Christmas time, man, know something of y'all going out to
the Christmas part of the night. You're gonna be drinking.
You don't be driving, man, Don't be drinking and driving.
That shit ain't cool. Yeah, ain't your lady? Man for
the go ahead and Holly shouted you drunking them off
for me, Dann and them pisted on yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Call the uber or something. Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Don't be risking your live for nobody is live trying
to get to you. You know what I'm saying to
your destination, call the uber.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We ain't doing that ship man. You know what I'm saying.
We we gotta be smaller out here, folks. I want
to see you a live baby. You know what I'm saying.
I really give you your flowers while you're alive, while
you can smell them. You can't do ship when when
you get dead. Shout out to my people back home,
shout talking about problem.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Man, be to your mom. Man, I just found about that. Man. Man,
I'm losing so many people that got new back home.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Man. It's like it's one thing about live. The older
you get, the more people you gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And it's like, man, every month I'm losing somebody I know. Man,
It's like that's like that's the only thing about life.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
This sucks. We all gotta go. I mean, that's just
the sad thing about life. We all gotta go. Man.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That's why I tell y'all, man, do what you're gonna
do now, because you just never know when the Good
Lord is gonna call you home. So man, anybody, I'll
tell y'all need to make it right with it, man,
make it right with them. Don't be sitting back all
with people twenty twenty six. We ain't doing no explaining
no more. You feel how you feel. You can think
(15:39):
how you want to think. Fuck, we ain't explaining shit
to nobody in twenty twenty six. If you think I'm
this way, you gonna think it. I don't give a damn.
I ain't clearing shit up. It ears would it is.
Stop trying to explain yourself to people who do not
even I see that a lot. I see a lot
(16:02):
in myself. I unexplained this situation. I ain't gotta explain me.
Ne die think what you want to thank any more.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Fucking way.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
And if what you thinking ain't gonna stop nothing, I
got going over him, and it ain't gonna stop nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You got going over there seeing something?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You mean a lot of y'all being intimidated the day
by these bullshit ass women. Stop letting need mother fucking
women intimidate you. You wanna take a motherfucker on with date?
Take on a date, got m It ain't got to
be one of them big, badass restaurants. You gotta start
putting these holes to a test, to a test. Shit,
God put us to a test. Why not God put
(16:41):
Joe Joe to a test. He didn't tempt them. Only
the devil can tempting. God on temple us. God put
us through tests. God put Joe through a test. Why
can't you put people to a test. Pull her to
a test? Hey, bad man, go out, there's gonna althabet
Chit is your face froying up and all this and
that man, I be doing all that. You are, mother
fucking lie you on your homegirl, call y'allself going down
(17:03):
here to happy hour, funky asb you right down here.
Chill is turning around at the ball, doney, see what
you see? Who's gonna buy you a motherfucking drink? I
know how you hold operate. He ain't finna run that
game on me or my populace. I'm gone ahead and
let him know what in the whole fine hole, three
fine hole down here at the bar. I ain't gonna
(17:23):
lie them hold bad. But they broke and they stop loving. Yeah,
your BS broke starting. That's this BS bullshit broke, starving
ass whole and we ain't FeelA feed our whole doing
wom will feeds y'all, y'all holes, all this shit that
you normally don't want to eat. Stuff to Libby, bitch,
you ain't never had a fizz stuff with dirty rides before,
but you feel you wanna argue, you wanna order it
(17:46):
with me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I beat damn you better stick to your chicken fingers.
Ain't god damn.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Fries and he ain't that shick. All that extra shit
script ever fade. I can't even god damn stunt say
it'll fade the right way. You think I'm feeling all
this for you not doing all that shit Mirry Christmas
man Ship. I don't know what the fun going on
with the Detroit Line. They ain't going to the playoffs either.
(18:11):
Y'all see her all year, you Detroit Line, You motherfucker squad.
Today y'all talked all ship by my Dallas cap or
were the same motherfucking boat yup on our waiter, King komb.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Can you you be? Can save you commute?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
What you big bag?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
As Detroit Line fans they talk shit to me on
my show all year, screaming Detroit Detroit, y'all motherfucker got it.
Y'all lost to a motherfucking quarterback.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Who didn't even know he was gonna start that night.
I don't give it down about y'all injuries we been had.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Every team got injures, y'all like y'allur only motherfucking team
that got.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
In dud I caller back, Hurt, I see him and hurt.
Y'all ain't the only one. Y'all be so full of shit?
What they all for on shit?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Y'all couldn't even beat Minnesota, and trust me, I know
because we couldn't be. But y'all Detroit though y'all supposed
to be able to beat Manal Soul in Detroit out
in the.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Same division he ran away with the Vision last year.
This year, what's happening? They full of shit at the
end of the day, and y'all talk shit to me, Dave, we've.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Been scoring thirty points shit. Dave Campbell took over play
College and been losing too. And Ben motherfucking losing too.
Y'all don't want to talk about that part, Ben losing.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Now. The other night with my boss, Lady lord h
make her come in about NICKI MI nine. I ain't
know all the full details of what Nikki did. She
gonna shut down. She's gonna sit there and sit down
with Charlotte kirk wive and she's kicking it with Trump.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's her motherfucking business. I ain't madging NICKI manine for
want to hang with them. Let her hang with who
she want to hang with. She just can't motherfucking come
back over him. That's how I know what Nikki doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
She trying to get them charges off that man, the hood,
that boy pedophile. She trying to get that ship. It's
spoiling us faint, that's how. But this she ain't gonna
never get a spawned. Then that boy is what he is, Nikki,
And you magine, man, you make me coldy motherfucking way
go that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Buttherfucker can move and lost them with et skim olds.
That boy still gonna happen out their rest them. Well,
there's a human are bringing to paper one to.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Them by God, damn polar bir bringing to them, But
they gonna bring it to them. Boy, you can't be
within one hundred figure in the school boy boy blutherfire.
That mean that boy can't be around new borns, polar
birds or penguins. You can't trust them around none of
this ship. So yeah, Nikki outway been hot with in
(20:51):
different man.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That is what Nikki do. But see Nikki ain't.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The only little motherfucker not for yes, Okay, they say
she lost ten meeting followers on howgi cool. Think when
she bringing that motherfucker back, she probably got thirty more.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Motherfucker little mover there, you know what I'm talking about,
thirty more the motherfucker on her team, and your.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Motherfucker's gonna pay too her Spotify and the aftermissions jumping
out Virginia, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Now, the motherfucker gonna support, They gonna support. But to
each his own. You know, I'm just staying in my
own land, my own motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But fuck what she got going on, It's all about
what I got, motherfucker going on. In April, I'm shooting
a comedy special. This This's gonna be soul motherfucker Live.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Man. I swear to god, this is.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Gonna be the greatest comedy special in the last twenty years.
I'm gonna shoot that man. I'm coming with that much
he I'm coming with that much person. I believe so
much in myself that this is gonna be one of
the best specials in the next twenty years. And I
know theyve Schappelle just dropped the motherfucking masterpiece. But it
was more like a listen and human at the same time.
(22:08):
But what I'm finnna put together and what I'm gonna
bring to y'all mind, Oh, man, this ship gonna be crazy. Netflix, Amazon,
whoever get rigged because I'm telling you this ship I'm
dropping in April to my fans, This ship gonna be
crazy because I'm talking like everything, man, everything I've been doing,
(22:30):
whatever I've been through, whatever been said, whatever that's after.
I'm putting it out there on the line. I'm putting
it out her for the world to see, and i'ma
talk about it. And when we're gonna have fun with
this ship, we're gonna celebrate this ship. Man, this shit
gonna be It's gonna be super super super funny, but
it's gonna be super super super real. And I'm giving
(22:52):
y'all all of me. No how I'm gonna give y'all
all of me. You know what I'm saying. I know
most men say all meat.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I told y'a, I'm all ball. Yeah. Most men like
to pull the meat out and show their meat. I
pulled my shit out.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I'm showing number balls baby, Yeah, man of steal Baby,
I'm big Khomas over him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Baby, it ain't the meat, baby, Yeah, it's the balls
for me. Yeah. You hope y'all ain't knowing y'allself to nice. Man.
That is Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm just thankful to be alive and be here. You know,
we got family members who don't make it, man, so
I'm just super excited. Mm hmm. Ad got hurt again. Man.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Every time a play the Golden State Warriors end up
getting hurt. Man A you need to retire.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
At the end of the day, Man, I swear to
God A stand for always down. The boy need to retire. Man.
The boy can't stay healthy for ship. Got all the
talent in the world. But when you really need a
hurt out his eye hurt.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You need hurt.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Thanks hurt my full got more injured and then then
walk the peyton head back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Man, always hurt? Man, wrong, you my fuckers don't want
to be in Dallas no more. And I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know you wanna be back in La up in
the heels. You know what I'm saying, slok it. You
know what I'm saying with Braun and playing on over.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I know where it is. Be boy, but you gotta
be there for your teammates.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Man, you can all boy be getting too much cocksucking
money to be out hurting and ship Kawhi Lennar, motherfucker
Miss Noah Hundle, motherfucking games. Excuse me, come back and
sto forty points and I like that, motherfucker. Jesus cried, Man,
stop it. Kawhi be hurt Monday morning watching watch Kawhi
Hanmastring gonna go out Monday morning during mom more.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Motherfucker gonna be out foul team more games, Man hanging bullshit.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
James Hardt gonna be having the character clippers one more time.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Man, just tell y'all, man, there's too much shit going on. Yeah,
always disabled. I wouldn't even I wouldn't. Man suck garb
Braun need to go. Braun is out there. I just
have the fun for the love of the game. Brun
steadd stat pading on your board.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I want him to give another ring.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But at this point brun just keeps scoring, scoring, scoring,
he gets, making that scoring Rubbi even more harder to get.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Man. At the end of the day, Brun though, he
Brun though, he needs to be retired.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Motherfucker out there, get boy, I know what it is
them boy, he don't know, want to be at the
crib man with their wives and ship man, that's what
it be. They be wanting to get away, be with
the fellas. You know, Savannah probably nagging the fuck out
brun at the crib man. You know. That's why he
always on the game, you see, just time to get away.
You been a motherfucker that long mind, You got to
have some kind of wretch period from his motherfucker man
(25:37):
like yay, women need that he be clingy once.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You could be up under mirry day. Bitch. I've been
with you all day, every day.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'm tired of looking at you, bitch like, man, bitch,
go on with fishing trip or something.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Bitch, go take my rod and rib bitch and go
fishing some motherfucking time. Bitch. I'm tired of looking up
your power ass face every motherfucking day. Bitch. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Man. I'm trying to get one of these motherfucker snow
bunnies in this motherfucker man.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Simon said, when I tell that bitch to jump, she
gonna say, HOI Hi. I tell that motherfucker snow bunny
bitch run the target right quick, bitch, give me one
no motherfucker h four k cameras right quick, that bitch
chomping in the whip, going to get it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You tell that black bitch you run the target. Ain't
fucking with target, you seeing how they been doing thathing.
We ain't shopping the.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Target right now, baby, I'm gonna run the bench by
that bitch. By camera gonna cost me fifteen hundred motherfucker dollar.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Bitch, fuck wrong too. I'm trying to get the.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Eight ninety nine camera down there Target.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
But you don't want to go with target because the
d E, I bitch, fuck the d E. I sit, bitch,
you need to be running about your eye by e.
You gonna go down there and get my matherfucking camera.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Man, I know you've been stealing the money out of
my bank account sending it down there to your family
and them, and I all this and that.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
When I pull up with that Joppa, I don't want
hear nothing. I'm fun to take the curage you. I
ain't taking care of the motherfucker family man, your whole
star for all I care. I ain't doing no.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Good deeds for them to kill ads. And I'm just
looking out for my family. I'm gonna look out for
him too. Sitting the ass to jail. I know that
guy breaking laws, and when you break the laws, you're
gonna pay.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Telling.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I pull up back home in the front of me, faint,
I want to do your back. Good to see you.
I'm patting on me.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Let me, I know you got some dope. Gun on y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Lit, Yeah, stay right here, next, stay here, get me,
stay right her, stay here for seven minutes, commute. Yeah,
younger fie.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You know, I just like talpic shit.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I ain't got some feel I just like talking shit
because I know some of y'all date white women, and
I'm all food. I don't want y'all think I'm pretty
chi it's racist because I never will be. But I
just like missing with y'all because at the time I
always talk shit about how y'a always dating now sisters.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But a lot of time, a lot of my fans
they got white girls.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Man, You know what I'm saying, they gotta be want
to hear them about them sisters all the motherfucking time.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I gotta be. I gotta be.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You know what I'm saying. I gotta be, you know,
right for everybody man, you know what I'm saying. I
just ain't talk about the sisters all the time. I
got some snow bunny love and ass brothers on this
show right now. Laid over with the snow bunny right now,
watching my show love and every motherfucker thing.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I dug my number. Why I told you, baby, I
told you, I'm telling you. I'm told you. Yeah, you
did say that. You did say that, Tyron, I told you.
Woo dub ain't like that for everybody, shit right.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Gotta like this right now, baby girl, white girl, baby,
if you're watching this show right now, like I gotta
keep on that dude, love you.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You the best thing of a having him. You know
his mama gave up on him. You only one didn't
give up on him. Baby. You changed him. Do your baby,
you change that?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Man. I want to give you snow Bunnies all the
credit in the world from taking a brother who've been
through a storm, who's been toxic, who've been beat on,
lied cheated on. You can took this young good brother, baby.
You can brought them to your family, even though they
don't want you dating black men. But goddamn it, you
got to have a black innion now they're accepting them.
(29:24):
I owe it to you good white women man who
holding good brothers down, and especially the good white women
that ain't trying to change us brothers, letting us still
be who we be.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
You ain't trying to come in and change nothing. You
just love us for us. I respect y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Now for the snow bunnies who get brothers and try
to turn the brothers a different way, I don't respect that.
But more than anything, I don't respect the brother for
even trying to allow y'all to do that. If you're
gonna love me for who I am, love me for
who I am, right and for some of my black brothers,
wanna love a white woman, love white women man. They
(30:00):
ain't got nothing to say, man who I can't judge nobody.
I'm gonna stick with my sisters. I'm gonna stay with them.
But I'm like me, motherfucker snow boy. I know one
of y'all brother got a snow money, got a sister
or somebody man sprang the ud white man. I just want,
I just want. I don't even want them, little motherfucker man.
(30:21):
Not one of the mother fulkers trying to say a
nigga not I want them. I'm talking about want of them.
Then they had about eight nine black men in the
line and she tried to go back and go white
and they wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, I want want nothing there, That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I want want those snow I want a slow snowbunny,
That's what I want. I want a white girl that
white boys don't even want. That's the motherfucker my girl
I want right there. I don't want to kill her
and put her in special training or I swear to god,
(30:56):
she got talking people for black women. You know, I
like talk, you see, I like getting the ass ride
the dude. I can't stand that black mother again. They
gonna talk shit, but then they washed the shower.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Be Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Look, I don't tell y'all man, I only tell you black.
But look, I'm toil that point in my life. I
told y'all a while back, step eight months ago, I'm
ready to come to my family union with a white bitch.
I am, I'm ready, I'm I'm I'm ready to do it,
holding hands, kissing on them. You know what I'm saying,
Taking along walks and ship with the dog with with
(31:34):
no shoes on it, just walking I'm from the country,
walking with those shoes or sand, with the white bitch
holding hands, with the dog, running kids riding off and
they bikes and ship.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I want to do that ship nice start, my start
back smoke. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I just wanna be here with this white beach. I
can done it with black and didn't work. I want
to get me a nice white I want to give
me a Mandy man be A Jessica.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh yeahah want. I don't want no trailer portraying. I
wanna get me a mandy A Jessica. Uhh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know y'all out there looking for a young brother.
Well yeah, by come on like like I need you.
You know what I'm saying, Just come as you off.
I got everything, Yes you need big crip, got the
washing drive, got there dish washing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
All I use you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And the little dog that's running around the house every day.
Baby yeah, yeah, that's what I need.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Sat out there everybody on the should tonight, man, you
know we having fun and rocking. How we're rocking like
it just not tuning in. I'm pissed off Lakers loss
three in a row, But at the end of the night,
I'm gonna get a good night risk to cut the
Cowboys one. They just don't feel right, man, when the
Cowboys night and the playoffs, Man, it just ain't been
(33:01):
feeling right for a long time because sad. When we're
gonna make the playoff, Man, Football like the same when
the Cowboys ain't playing.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Y'all know, I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Football ain't the same when the Cowboys ain't playing the
shit wag board.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
But playoffs is win.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
The crank back up, and I can't wait for the
NFL playoffs the crank up.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm hearing normals about Lamar.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Jackson potentially could be leaving Baltimore and could be going
back home to Florida down there at Miami. If I'm
Miami Dolphins, I'm doing everything I can to get Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
If I'm the Dolphins, I'm trying to get Lamar jack
I'm the Dolphins. I'm sending eight hundred key lows up
through the Baltimore. I'm on ray Lewis to deliver it
because because that's the only one buck I trust up
there is ray Lewis. I know the package it's gonna
get there. I want ray Lewis to deliver the eight
hundred key lows. God damnit, yeah from Miami.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I'm calling about you want sim ray Lewis died from
ray Lewis and Florida sim raying to get the key
gonna ge y'all eight hundred key low for uh for
for little Mark Jackson s.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Everything ain't gonna be good. Yeah too, ain't gonna be
un that year. I'm trying to get in the way.
It looked like.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The locker room is being talked. So when you know
when they go on, it's some trouble in Paradise. Don't
be surprised if Baltimore, uh you know, trading no more
Jackson away from Baltimore might not be in Miami, but
don't be surprised if he's not a raven next year.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's either gonna be him with Jordan Harball leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
And yes, I know he's been m v P put
up crazy numbers, but they still don't have a ring.
So you know how don big boys play up top
switched on for me lately, and.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's just how they play.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Everybody's watching the show, you know, it's being presented by
Prize picks.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Put my promo code in trash. If you haven't skinning
that ball code right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
There, better, Yeah, just go and follow me old Ground
the Prospect and you go inside, follow me a Bubba
Dug ninety four with the blue Chick.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Just go and follow me on there.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You know, at the end of the month, like I
tell y'all, five people will receiving one hundred dollars lineups
for me.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That's how we rocking.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Man, New Year coming up, man, you know what I'm saying,
new levels, new devils. Hope you out the sighted man
about the new year.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Man, the change you're gonna make, or if you even
have to make changes or whatever. One man.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
But I'm praying nothing but success. I'm praying everybody be
prosperous just watching my show. I'm praying this show continually
to get better and you know, continue to building.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And we're getting that way. We started off slowly, shit,
but we end in New Year off on the right foot.
And that's what I like.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I got a whole lot of new fans, a whole
lot of new follows, and I'm appreciated and I'm thankful
everything for all the good. That's that's that's came my way.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Man, I'm just in a good place right now. Man,
I'm just so excited for the new year. I'm really
so excited to shoot my comedy special.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Man. I'm ready to put some shit out there.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Ain't nobody never heard, Ain't nobody never seen the way
I'm whipping this ship together. Man, It's gonna be truly awesome.
M hmm, yeah, yeah, shout out to y'all. Feel great, man.
I mean, it's been a couple of years since we
had been in the playoffs, Cowboys, but m y'all can agree,
(36:40):
ratings would be better if the Dallas Cowboys was in
the playoffs because all y'all gonna be watching us, waiting
for us to lose. So, you know, if the Cowboys
in the playoffs, the ratings in the NFL will be
sky high. And that just that's just a matter of
the fact that Cowboys just one of them teams that
a lot of people love and then a lot of
people hate. So you love some and then when you
(37:02):
hate something, you're gonna watch it whether they win or lose.
You're gonna sit back and watch it. And if they lose,
then you know, I told you this and that so
Cowboy Gres, y'all win the franchise, they just dropped the thing.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
They the number one.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Value franchise in the world right now. I think they
valued it like what thirteen some billion. I think the
Rams number two. They can crept up, you know, the
Patriots up there somewhere, Giants up to us somewhere as
well with the Cowboys, number one franchise sports team in
the world. So regardless of what y'all say about us,
(37:37):
the motherfuckers is highly value, brother, So that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
We do.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Eagles had the most wist Super Bowl and history, yeah
they might, but they still ain't. They still they still
ain't more value than the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
And when like y'all say, we did see it in
thirty years, but we still number one. Let's a teg
you song, baby, Let she tell you something. Chiefs fell
off the bomb who in the winning that game after
Broncos and the Chief tonight Broncos in the winning that
(38:19):
game twenty to thirteen, Broncos twelve, I mean Broncos thirteen
and three. What Bolt Kniggs do twenty six for thirty
eight one eighty two one TV and he ain't have
a good game. You don't member who that quarterback for
the Chief was Chris O the Come thirteen for twenty
(38:40):
two sixty six.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
God damn for he had one TV. Oh but damn
fam thirteen for.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Twenty that deal with defense wash they ain't get but one.
Sad though, you be back up for the elbow. Yeah,
damn piecing blisters man. I see y'all enjoys y'all weekend man.
Alabama Alabama Tomorrow night Gadderston Alabama at two ten at
(39:11):
the tracks, see y'all tomorrow night. Alabama's going down. Piecing blissings.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I
What do Welcome back to another special dish in the
bubble double Show Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I got done two.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Shouls today, and I'm not bullish, shitty, not not even
in a good motherfucking move.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I ain't finna come over here and say boot like,
no funk that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Bullshit ad La because y'all had y'all got to wake
up at home, open presents, eat biler with your family,
and then you come out here with this black lost head,
perform it trash.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Doing on in La.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Man keeper saying big you been down there in prison.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Laker's done fell off the goddamn bone.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Ain't nobody scared to come to La. No fucking Milo.
We ain't the big bad wolf, No damn.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
More Christmas time, cowboys don't one shit. I'm an ending,
I walk good night. Laker's gonna come through ship, din't
do shit and his thoughts. We turnovers, everybody. We're turning
the ball over to motherfucking much. We come down court,
(01:11):
turnover three times in the row to.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The head coach, call the timeout, Hey all lie one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jay Verry, ain't no damn coach other fuck you just
to shoot threes more.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Living that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh he went to do play for Michael Krow Risky
hook deals up, Dan, youach.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We need illegal We need somebody to get in text.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We need somebody to call timeout and get onna bring
Old down or so ass or Luca Old slow.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And need more face looking. We need that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We need discipline. We need legals on the team right now.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We don't. God.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Kevin Durant twenty five points tonight, missed the first boat shots.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Then the motherfucker went on, don't pop. I thought this
game with NBA jams, He's on fire.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Chiff Durant looked at the name.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Love Kevin Durant to deal, but you can't have naughty
her like that, fam, then ball right here, boy, But
that don't make no motherfucker sin boy. You need to boy,
you need to put mayonnaise on top of your head. Boy,
Nin's the only thing that can grow Kevin Durant her
right now, mayonnaise and God, he need those same women
that were washing Jesus Christ feet and then in the
(02:31):
little foottop. That's what that's okay. He's on top of
his head right now. But anybody with that kind of
motherfucking her is gonna be It's gonna be destined for greatness,
and that's Kevin Durant. You know, God bless certain people
with certain guilt. Kevin Durant got the gift of terrible.
Her that nigga shit terrible, but one of the greatest
basketball players that will ever see play the game.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Just saying, Man, Jabaris, remember my little.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Homie, see this team points to night six out of
nine shots his six out of nine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Shot homely need to shoot the ball more, man, real talk.
I love K E K you be in the lead.
Eighteen motherfucking year. Man, in my time, fam.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Them fourteen shots K two. Jabari Smith Jr. Need to
be taking no motherfucking shot. If I'm Jabari Smith Jr.
I don't mind going to Udokah, going sitting down in
the office and expressing my frustration that I need the
be the one taking out majority of the shots on
this team because clearly I'm I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
The best for them, the motherfucking team now, man, that's
why I'm feeling I'm funing give me one of them
two hundred and fifty dollars paying age two and fifty
MILLI do our player. If I'm Jabari Smith, you know
you talk my mind. I'm a fishing. And I know
all about be in the fishing.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Because I used to be at my old job, never
miss the dale work, never called in, told on co workers,
went I need to tell on them and everything. But
it didn't get me, no motherfucking will. It's I had
perfect attendance at my job, pag PTO thinking time like
their call down, then at hr HR and told them
(04:10):
fold that are that, that that the people that they
hind is.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Full of drugs, and this that and the third.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I've done that for the company and the company didn't
reward me with shit. So when the DJ come in
and asking me certain questions, I told him. I told
him all the bullshit that were going on. I got
us shut down, everybody else dead. What you think is
gonna happen? Shit, it's you for the find us another job.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's been for.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Theft Burlod Hell, you talk my vine. But man, welcome
to the Dove show man. I'm sure pissed off with
the Lakers man. Alice Thompson today went out for the
Rockets at twenty six point twelve by the nineteen shot
guy played great defense. DN Luca, motherfucking ass little shoony
Luca duneon cross half court. Thompson's right there way knowing
(05:00):
Luca wasn't getting some calls that he wanted, and Lucas
started crime wolf not getting back on defense, and for
you know what, twenty five point league we out there,
and I get it, man, this is a star league.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I know JJ Riggor ain't the tient coach that's
gonna call star players out in front of other player,
but trust me, I would do it. That's probably why
I'll never be a head coach because I call braun
ass out right there in.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Front of the team.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You didn't box out, then you got ripped, then you
didn't get back on defense.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Matter of fact, she could tell him out. They a
call right there.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
That's when I took your ball here and last out
did it? Yestuf'm right, I did it. Shure, No mother
fucking favorite tism.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Two more favoritism going on in the NBA right now. Man,
it's a bunch of bullshit going on. Let's go to
the Lakers. That ruin ruin for the Lakers played twenty
eight minutes. You know how many points he had the
same amount me and you had.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
See you wrong on for six.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
All you do shitting the motherfucking corner. So that's what
you should be doing in practice, sitting in the corner,
knowing when you do get the ball, you need to
knock down these shots.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you ain't knocking them down. You're half in. You're
filing in the same boat we've been in the last
three years.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Man, we got we depending on what's that boy name,
band the Bilt? We depending on band the built to
hit threes in the corner. Granted he hit them tonight,
but that that's not somebody you want to depend on
on a consistent basis on hitting shots.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's just not gonna happen. Gold does.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
De Andre Aden had ten points, five out of six shots,
but he ain't getting enough touches because wild Uncle taking
up most of the shots. If you ain't taking up
the shots, they turning the motherfucking ball over. Austin Reeves
didn't fished the game today. Something going on with his cast.
He was five for eight in the fifteen more fifteen
minutes that he played, he had twelve points. Then let's
get over here to Lebron Ramond Jane's seven for thirteen
(07:03):
eighteen points, but three turnovers.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's like Lebron. I know he's always coasing, but bro, like,
when you see your.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Game getting out her hand, bro like, man, come on, man,
you gotta come down there and give us a quick
six seven points, real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Big boy.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I know y'all saying he's old, but that motherfucker can
give us six seven points real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
But and don't don't tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
The boys they hit two or three threes in the row,
watching every motherfucking day during pre game, the boy his
sixty seventy threes in the.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Row, not a miss.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Then they get out in the game and goddamn can't
by a basket. I don't know what the fuck going on,
but I don't look at Key Laker straight up played
like they were full of fishing gun Bowl this evening.
That's how they looked at me. That's how they looked
like they were full of fishing. Motherfucking gun boy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I know it's Christmas, but they gonna lost three games
in the row. We ain't got time for that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Goddamn lose the free shit, we ain't got time forget.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We trying to get this. We're trying to get another
ring up there in La. That's what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We hang championship from Bagos up there in LA. We're
gonna when when you used to all this losing type shit.
I ain't feeling it right now, man, I'm just not
feeling it. And then when we switch to another team
right now, let me be honest with y'all. Oklahoma City
Thunder ok See can be everybody else in the league,
but they can't fuck with them Spurs.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know what it is about San Antonio spur
for ok See can't fuck will.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Telling you what God a little all that shape getting
to the hole, getting fouled. That shit not happening just
from Churro Ashpurrow. I'm leaving you know that right now.
It's a new surf in town and San Antonio. They
got the right team. Man, they're young, and when we
ain't even getting off. That's the thing, Wen, we ain't
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even getting off in this series. It be causeled that's
getting off in this series right now. Man point guard
for the for the Spurs. Man, this guy is so afthledated.
This guy's getting into shade. He's getting in everybody, man,
and he get to his certain spots on the court.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Kind of remind me of of a.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Kawhi Leonard with his strength of getting to what if
you want to get to well, yeah, for us that okay,
she can't beat can't beat the Spurs, and they better
pray they don't need throw boys in the playoffs because
I thought that, okay, see, we're gonna probably be one
of those teams today would go back to back and win.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Uh Spurs.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Spurs got their number right there, right now, and they
just had to be sometimes, man, a certain team just
had your number, man, And you'll say, I think she
had twenty two points when the last time she had
twenty two motherfucking point man Shay normally thirty one, thirty two,
thirty three every motherfucker night and tonight just what one
of them damn nights that he was getting it. So
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they lost one seventeen to one O two. Uh us
was getting off, Darren Fosse I got off. He was
twelve for nineteen to night twenty nine points. Harrison Bournes
had fifteen points then for the ship had team Door
had eight for okay, see, Williams had twelve.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Just not enough as they normally getting out.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They started just not normally enough, man, Nick Spwood it
off to day against the Cleveland Cavalaries. Co Coke Jones
Joe watching her Man, Uh, you know Arnothan Milchell to
what he do. Man, I gotta be a bad ass
feeling man. You know what I'm saying. You know I'm
gonna start playing on the team. And I got one
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of the bag of women in the game. Man and
co Cooke Brown, Man, co Cooke Brown. It's real tough.
Shout out to Dunmothan Mitchell. You know he got one
of them moons. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And if I had something like that too, I ain't
gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'll be performing like that too every motherfucking night, my baby,
show up to the game.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm giving you as niggas every night.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Off the rip I left my teammate No right now
where y'all motherfuckers is not getting the ball to night.
Make sure I get the ball. Make sure I get
it in my spots. If I don't get the ball,
I'm pouldering like Lucal. I ain't getting back on defense.
I'm like Gibble the Ringers. I'm all offfense, playing old
motherfucker defense. My stand this nigga, she comes to see
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dagger to night, I gotta start score forty after the game,
Winna lose.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I ain't giving the damn I score faulty. Know.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
She in the back waiting on Poppy big shower up
getting the whip. You know I'm driving something far to
the crib or to it. We're going to get something neat.
She rubbed me on my shoulders, telling me good game.
If we lost, I'm putting the blame on all of them,
my lad nigga. Baby, you seen I stole forty some point.
It's the other side, rad motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
On the team. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I told him I gotta take twenty five motherfucker shots tonight.
I gotta have twenty five if I don't score my faulty. Look, baby,
we ain't be in the game.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm telling you what I'll be doing. So was whole
ass ship Damn telling you, man, that's what I'll be
doing if I was on the motherfucker court. Man, I
swear to God. Man, she tell you I always talking
about and man, they always talking like no motherfucker iron team.
She I ain't wedd that right, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's I ain't win. Damna better than me.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I've been the head Coco pregnant, ain't no motherfucking proposal.
All these women want you proposed that we getting breaked
it first. We're doing this ship backwards. We had the
kids first, then we get married.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
All that get married, then have the kids. I'll be
damn my rain promise.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I gotta knock your ass up right now by the
rocky Nike boo. Yeah, y'all be doingapps. Y'all know what
I'm saying. Well, my mama did this, and her mama
did this. Grandma on them, did man, grandma them? We
bapples like a motherfucker. Man, Grandma them wasn't really out
there in the trenches like that, only getting in man,
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when no folks told bringing them to getting the high,
bringing them jotting the house.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We ain't getting in the house now, man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
We outside, indeed we outside, we living life and were
doing what we got it before we gotta do. You
gotta understand it wasn't for a hndful of us really
after on the trenches putting into work. A lot of
us were scared. Wasn't getting knocked up, wasn't jeopardized. And
we got some of them kind of people today, bro,
(13:27):
when they really got some they ain't feena jeopardize that
ship mine. These folks gonna ship back, be quiet and
let whatever happened to us, they gonna.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
We're gonna let it happen. I've seen the night or
on my head. Trump done done something over Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know what he done. I just know he
didn't done something over there. And I don't like speaking
about ship. I don't knowing about all. I'm just hearing
an outcry right now. But some shit he gonna done
now and the Nigeria. I have plenty more info for
y'all ass to Sunday on what he done doone, whether
it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm gonna talk about it in a year what it is.
But back to the show.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Christmas time, man, know something of y'all going out to
the Christmas part of the night. You're gonna be drinking.
You don't be driving, man, Don't be drinking and driving.
That shit ain't cool. Yeah, ain't your lady? Man for
the go ahead and Holly shouted you drunking them off
for me, Dann and them pisted on yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Call the uber or something. Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Don't be risking your live for nobody is live trying
to get to you. You know what I'm saying to
your destination, call the uber.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We ain't doing that ship man. You know what I'm saying.
We we gotta be smaller out here, folks. I want
to see you a live baby. You know what I'm saying.
I really give you your flowers while you're alive, while
you can smell them. You can't do ship when when
you get dead. Shout out to my people back home,
shout talking about problem.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Man, be to your mom. Man, I just found about that. Man. Man,
I'm losing so many people that got new back home.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Man. It's like it's one thing about live. The older
you get, the more people you gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And it's like, man, every month I'm losing somebody I know. Man,
It's like that's like that's the only thing about life.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
This sucks. We all gotta go. I mean, that's just
the sad thing about life. We all gotta go. Man.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That's why I tell y'all, man, do what you're gonna
do now, because you just never know when the Good
Lord is gonna call you home. So man, anybody, I'll
tell y'all need to make it right with it, man,
make it right with them. Don't be sitting back all
with people twenty twenty six. We ain't doing no explaining
no more. You feel how you feel. You can think
(15:39):
how you want to think. Fuck, we ain't explaining shit
to nobody in twenty twenty six. If you think I'm
this way, you gonna think it. I don't give a damn.
I ain't clearing shit up. It ears would it is.
Stop trying to explain yourself to people who do not
even I see that a lot. I see a lot
(16:02):
in myself. I unexplained this situation. I ain't gotta explain me.
Ne die think what you want to thank any more.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Fucking way.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
And if what you thinking ain't gonna stop nothing, I
got going over him, and it ain't gonna stop nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You got going over there seeing something?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You mean a lot of y'all being intimidated the day
by these bullshit ass women. Stop letting need mother fucking
women intimidate you. You wanna take a motherfucker on with date?
Take on a date, got m It ain't got to
be one of them big, badass restaurants. You gotta start
putting these holes to a test, to a test. Shit,
God put us to a test. Why not God put
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Joe Joe to a test. He didn't tempt them. Only
the devil can tempting. God on temple us. God put
us through tests. God put Joe through a test. Why
can't you put people to a test. Pull her to
a test? Hey, bad man, go out, there's gonna althabet
Chit is your face froying up and all this and
that man, I be doing all that. You are, mother
fucking lie you on your homegirl, call y'allself going down
(17:03):
here to happy hour, funky asb you right down here.
Chill is turning around at the ball, doney, see what
you see? Who's gonna buy you a motherfucking drink? I
know how you hold operate. He ain't finna run that
game on me or my populace. I'm gone ahead and
let him know what in the whole fine hole, three
fine hole down here at the bar. I ain't gonna
(17:23):
lie them hold bad. But they broke and they stop loving. Yeah,
your BS broke starting. That's this BS bullshit broke, starving
ass whole and we ain't FeelA feed our whole doing
wom will feeds y'all, y'all holes, all this shit that
you normally don't want to eat. Stuff to Libby, bitch,
you ain't never had a fizz stuff with dirty rides before,
but you feel you wanna argue, you wanna order it
(17:46):
with me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I beat damn you better stick to your chicken fingers.
Ain't god damn.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Fries and he ain't that shick. All that extra shit
script ever fade. I can't even god damn stunt say
it'll fade the right way. You think I'm feeling all
this for you not doing all that shit Mirry Christmas
man Ship. I don't know what the fun going on
with the Detroit Line. They ain't going to the playoffs either.
(18:11):
Y'all see her all year, you Detroit Line, You motherfucker squad.
Today y'all talked all ship by my Dallas cap or
were the same motherfucking boat yup on our waiter, King komb.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Can you you be? Can save you commute?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
What you big bag?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
As Detroit Line fans they talk shit to me on
my show all year, screaming Detroit Detroit, y'all motherfucker got it.
Y'all lost to a motherfucking quarterback.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Who didn't even know he was gonna start that night.
I don't give it down about y'all injuries we been had.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Every team got injures, y'all like y'allur only motherfucking team
that got.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
In dud I caller back, Hurt, I see him and hurt.
Y'all ain't the only one. Y'all be so full of shit?
What they all for on shit?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Y'all couldn't even beat Minnesota, and trust me, I know
because we couldn't be. But y'all Detroit though y'all supposed
to be able to beat Manal Soul in Detroit out
in the.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Same division he ran away with the Vision last year.
This year, what's happening? They full of shit at the
end of the day, and y'all talk shit to me, Dave, we've.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Been scoring thirty points shit. Dave Campbell took over play
College and been losing too. And Ben motherfucking losing too.
Y'all don't want to talk about that part, Ben losing.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Now. The other night with my boss, Lady lord h
make her come in about NICKI MI nine. I ain't
know all the full details of what Nikki did. She
gonna shut down. She's gonna sit there and sit down
with Charlotte kirk wive and she's kicking it with Trump.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's her motherfucking business. I ain't madging NICKI manine for
want to hang with them. Let her hang with who
she want to hang with. She just can't motherfucking come
back over him. That's how I know what Nikki doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
She trying to get them charges off that man, the hood,
that boy pedophile. She trying to get that ship. It's
spoiling us faint, that's how. But this she ain't gonna
never get a spawned. Then that boy is what he is, Nikki,
And you magine, man, you make me coldy motherfucking way
go that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Buttherfucker can move and lost them with et skim olds.
That boy still gonna happen out their rest them. Well,
there's a human are bringing to paper one to.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Them by God, damn polar bir bringing to them, But
they gonna bring it to them. Boy, you can't be
within one hundred figure in the school boy boy blutherfire.
That mean that boy can't be around new borns, polar
birds or penguins. You can't trust them around none of
this ship. So yeah, Nikki outway been hot with in
(20:51):
different man.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That is what Nikki do. But see Nikki ain't.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The only little motherfucker not for yes, Okay, they say
she lost ten meeting followers on howgi cool. Think when
she bringing that motherfucker back, she probably got thirty more.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Motherfucker little mover there, you know what I'm talking about,
thirty more the motherfucker on her team, and your.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Motherfucker's gonna pay too her Spotify and the aftermissions jumping
out Virginia, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Now, the motherfucker gonna support, They gonna support. But to
each his own. You know, I'm just staying in my
own land, my own motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But fuck what she got going on, It's all about
what I got, motherfucker going on. In April, I'm shooting
a comedy special. This This's gonna be soul motherfucker Live.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Man. I swear to god, this is.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Gonna be the greatest comedy special in the last twenty years.
I'm gonna shoot that man. I'm coming with that much
he I'm coming with that much person. I believe so
much in myself that this is gonna be one of
the best specials in the next twenty years. And I
know theyve Schappelle just dropped the motherfucking masterpiece. But it
was more like a listen and human at the same time.
(22:08):
But what I'm finnna put together and what I'm gonna
bring to y'all mind, Oh, man, this ship gonna be crazy. Netflix, Amazon,
whoever get rigged because I'm telling you this ship I'm
dropping in April to my fans, This ship gonna be
crazy because I'm talking like everything, man, everything I've been doing,
(22:30):
whatever I've been through, whatever been said, whatever that's after.
I'm putting it out there on the line. I'm putting
it out her for the world to see, and i'ma
talk about it. And when we're gonna have fun with
this ship, we're gonna celebrate this ship. Man, this shit
gonna be It's gonna be super super super funny, but
it's gonna be super super super real. And I'm giving
(22:52):
y'all all of me. No how I'm gonna give y'all
all of me. You know what I'm saying. I know
most men say all meat.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I told y'a, I'm all ball. Yeah. Most men like
to pull the meat out and show their meat. I
pulled my shit out.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I'm showing number balls baby, Yeah, man of steal Baby,
I'm big Khomas over him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Baby, it ain't the meat, baby, Yeah, it's the balls
for me. Yeah. You hope y'all ain't knowing y'allself to nice. Man.
That is Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm just thankful to be alive and be here. You know,
we got family members who don't make it, man, so
I'm just super excited. Mm hmm. Ad got hurt again. Man.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Every time a play the Golden State Warriors end up
getting hurt. Man A you need to retire.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
At the end of the day, Man, I swear to
God A stand for always down. The boy need to retire. Man.
The boy can't stay healthy for ship. Got all the
talent in the world. But when you really need a
hurt out his eye hurt.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You need hurt.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Thanks hurt my full got more injured and then then
walk the peyton head back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Man, always hurt? Man, wrong, you my fuckers don't want
to be in Dallas no more. And I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know you wanna be back in La up in
the heels. You know what I'm saying, slok it. You
know what I'm saying with Braun and playing on over.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I know where it is. Be boy, but you gotta
be there for your teammates.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Man, you can all boy be getting too much cocksucking
money to be out hurting and ship Kawhi Lennar, motherfucker
Miss Noah Hundle, motherfucking games. Excuse me, come back and
sto forty points and I like that, motherfucker. Jesus cried, Man,
stop it. Kawhi be hurt Monday morning watching watch Kawhi
Hanmastring gonna go out Monday morning during mom more.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Motherfucker gonna be out foul team more games, Man hanging bullshit.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
James Hardt gonna be having the character clippers one more time.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Man, just tell y'all, man, there's too much shit going on. Yeah,
always disabled. I wouldn't even I wouldn't. Man suck garb
Braun need to go. Braun is out there. I just
have the fun for the love of the game. Brun
steadd stat pading on your board.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I want him to give another ring.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But at this point brun just keeps scoring, scoring, scoring,
he gets, making that scoring Rubbi even more harder to get.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Man. At the end of the day, Brun though, he
Brun though, he needs to be retired.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Motherfucker out there, get boy, I know what it is
them boy, he don't know, want to be at the
crib man with their wives and ship man, that's what
it be. They be wanting to get away, be with
the fellas. You know, Savannah probably nagging the fuck out
brun at the crib man. You know. That's why he
always on the game, you see, just time to get away.
You been a motherfucker that long mind, You got to
have some kind of wretch period from his motherfucker man
(25:37):
like yay, women need that he be clingy once.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You could be up under mirry day. Bitch. I've been
with you all day, every day.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'm tired of looking at you, bitch like, man, bitch,
go on with fishing trip or something.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Bitch, go take my rod and rib bitch and go
fishing some motherfucking time. Bitch. I'm tired of looking up
your power ass face every motherfucking day. Bitch. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Man. I'm trying to get one of these motherfucker snow
bunnies in this motherfucker man.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Simon said, when I tell that bitch to jump, she
gonna say, HOI Hi. I tell that motherfucker snow bunny
bitch run the target right quick, bitch, give me one
no motherfucker h four k cameras right quick, that bitch
chomping in the whip, going to get it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You tell that black bitch you run the target. Ain't
fucking with target, you seeing how they been doing thathing.
We ain't shopping the.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Target right now, baby, I'm gonna run the bench by
that bitch. By camera gonna cost me fifteen hundred motherfucker dollar.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Bitch, fuck wrong too. I'm trying to get the.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Eight ninety nine camera down there Target.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
But you don't want to go with target because the
d E, I bitch, fuck the d E. I sit, bitch,
you need to be running about your eye by e.
You gonna go down there and get my matherfucking camera.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Man, I know you've been stealing the money out of
my bank account sending it down there to your family
and them, and I all this and that.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
When I pull up with that Joppa, I don't want
hear nothing. I'm fun to take the curage you. I
ain't taking care of the motherfucker family man, your whole
star for all I care. I ain't doing no.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Good deeds for them to kill ads. And I'm just
looking out for my family. I'm gonna look out for
him too. Sitting the ass to jail. I know that
guy breaking laws, and when you break the laws, you're
gonna pay.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Telling.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I pull up back home in the front of me, faint,
I want to do your back. Good to see you.
I'm patting on me.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Let me, I know you got some dope. Gun on y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Lit, Yeah, stay right here, next, stay here, get me,
stay right her, stay here for seven minutes, commute. Yeah,
younger fie.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You know, I just like talpic shit.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I ain't got some feel I just like talking shit
because I know some of y'all date white women, and
I'm all food. I don't want y'all think I'm pretty
chi it's racist because I never will be. But I
just like missing with y'all because at the time I
always talk shit about how y'a always dating now sisters.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But a lot of time, a lot of my fans
they got white girls.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Man, You know what I'm saying, they gotta be want
to hear them about them sisters all the motherfucking time.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I gotta be. I gotta be.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You know what I'm saying. I gotta be, you know,
right for everybody man, you know what I'm saying. I
just ain't talk about the sisters all the time. I
got some snow bunny love and ass brothers on this
show right now. Laid over with the snow bunny right now,
watching my show love and every motherfucker thing.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I dug my number. Why I told you, baby, I
told you, I'm telling you. I'm told you. Yeah, you
did say that. You did say that, Tyron, I told you.
Woo dub ain't like that for everybody, shit right.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Gotta like this right now, baby girl, white girl, baby,
if you're watching this show right now, like I gotta
keep on that dude, love you.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You the best thing of a having him. You know
his mama gave up on him. You only one didn't
give up on him. Baby. You changed him. Do your baby,
you change that?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Man. I want to give you snow Bunnies all the
credit in the world from taking a brother who've been
through a storm, who's been toxic, who've been beat on,
lied cheated on. You can took this young good brother, baby.
You can brought them to your family, even though they
don't want you dating black men. But goddamn it, you
got to have a black innion now they're accepting them.
(29:24):
I owe it to you good white women man who
holding good brothers down, and especially the good white women
that ain't trying to change us brothers, letting us still
be who we be.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
You ain't trying to come in and change nothing. You
just love us for us. I respect y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Now for the snow bunnies who get brothers and try
to turn the brothers a different way, I don't respect that.
But more than anything, I don't respect the brother for
even trying to allow y'all to do that. If you're
gonna love me for who I am, love me for
who I am, right and for some of my black brothers,
wanna love a white woman, love white women man. They
(30:00):
ain't got nothing to say, man who I can't judge nobody.
I'm gonna stick with my sisters. I'm gonna stay with them.
But I'm like me, motherfucker snow boy. I know one
of y'all brother got a snow money, got a sister
or somebody man sprang the ud white man. I just want,
I just want. I don't even want them, little motherfucker man.
(30:21):
Not one of the mother fulkers trying to say a
nigga not I want them. I'm talking about want of them.
Then they had about eight nine black men in the
line and she tried to go back and go white
and they wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, I want want nothing there, That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I want want those snow I want a slow snowbunny,
That's what I want. I want a white girl that
white boys don't even want. That's the motherfucker my girl
I want right there. I don't want to kill her
and put her in special training or I swear to god,
(30:56):
she got talking people for black women. You know, I
like talk, you see, I like getting the ass ride
the dude. I can't stand that black mother again. They
gonna talk shit, but then they washed the shower.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Be Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Look, I don't tell y'all man, I only tell you black.
But look, I'm toil that point in my life. I
told y'all a while back, step eight months ago, I'm
ready to come to my family union with a white bitch.
I am, I'm ready, I'm I'm I'm ready to do it,
holding hands, kissing on them. You know what I'm saying,
Taking along walks and ship with the dog with with
(31:34):
no shoes on it, just walking I'm from the country,
walking with those shoes or sand, with the white bitch
holding hands, with the dog, running kids riding off and
they bikes and ship.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I want to do that ship nice start, my start
back smoke. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I just wanna be here with this white beach. I
can done it with black and didn't work. I want
to get me a nice white I want to give
me a Mandy man be A Jessica.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh yeahah want. I don't want no trailer portraying. I
wanna get me a mandy A Jessica. Uhh yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I know y'all out there looking for a young brother.
Well yeah, by come on like like I need you.
You know what I'm saying, Just come as you off.
I got everything, Yes you need big crip, got the
washing drive, got there dish washing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
All I use you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And the little dog that's running around the house every day.
Baby yeah, yeah, that's what I need.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Sat out there everybody on the should tonight, man, you
know we having fun and rocking. How we're rocking like
it just not tuning in. I'm pissed off Lakers loss
three in a row, But at the end of the night,
I'm gonna get a good night risk to cut the
Cowboys one. They just don't feel right, man, when the
Cowboys night and the playoffs, Man, it just ain't been
(33:01):
feeling right for a long time because sad. When we're
gonna make the playoff, Man, Football like the same when
the Cowboys ain't playing.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Y'all know, I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Football ain't the same when the Cowboys ain't playing the
shit wag board.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
But playoffs is win.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
The crank back up, and I can't wait for the
NFL playoffs the crank up.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm hearing normals about Lamar.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Jackson potentially could be leaving Baltimore and could be going
back home to Florida down there at Miami. If I'm
Miami Dolphins, I'm doing everything I can to get Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
If I'm the Dolphins, I'm trying to get Lamar jack
I'm the Dolphins. I'm sending eight hundred key lows up
through the Baltimore. I'm on ray Lewis to deliver it
because because that's the only one buck I trust up
there is ray Lewis. I know the package it's gonna
get there. I want ray Lewis to deliver the eight
hundred key lows. God damnit, yeah from Miami.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I'm calling about you want sim ray Lewis died from
ray Lewis and Florida sim raying to get the key
gonna ge y'all eight hundred key low for uh for
for little Mark Jackson s.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Everything ain't gonna be good. Yeah too, ain't gonna be
un that year. I'm trying to get in the way.
It looked like.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The locker room is being talked. So when you know
when they go on, it's some trouble in Paradise. Don't
be surprised if Baltimore, uh you know, trading no more
Jackson away from Baltimore might not be in Miami, but
don't be surprised if he's not a raven next year.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's either gonna be him with Jordan Harball leaving.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
And yes, I know he's been m v P put
up crazy numbers, but they still don't have a ring.
So you know how don big boys play up top
switched on for me lately, and.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's just how they play.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Everybody's watching the show, you know, it's being presented by
Prize picks.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Put my promo code in trash. If you haven't skinning
that ball code right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
There, better, Yeah, just go and follow me old Ground
the Prospect and you go inside, follow me a Bubba
Dug ninety four with the blue Chick.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Just go and follow me on there.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You know, at the end of the month, like I
tell y'all, five people will receiving one hundred dollars lineups
for me.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That's how we rocking.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Man, New Year coming up, man, you know what I'm saying,
new levels, new devils. Hope you out the sighted man
about the new year.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Man, the change you're gonna make, or if you even
have to make changes or whatever. One man.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
But I'm praying nothing but success. I'm praying everybody be
prosperous just watching my show. I'm praying this show continually
to get better and you know, continue to building.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And we're getting that way. We started off slowly, shit,
but we end in New Year off on the right foot.
And that's what I like.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I got a whole lot of new fans, a whole
lot of new follows, and I'm appreciated and I'm thankful
everything for all the good. That's that's that's came my way.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Man, I'm just in a good place right now. Man,
I'm just so excited for the new year. I'm really
so excited to shoot my comedy special.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Man. I'm ready to put some shit out there.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Ain't nobody never heard, Ain't nobody never seen the way
I'm whipping this ship together. Man, It's gonna be truly awesome.
M hmm, yeah, yeah, shout out to y'all. Feel great, man.
I mean, it's been a couple of years since we
had been in the playoffs, Cowboys, but m y'all can agree,
(36:40):
ratings would be better if the Dallas Cowboys was in
the playoffs because all y'all gonna be watching us, waiting
for us to lose. So, you know, if the Cowboys
in the playoffs, the ratings in the NFL will be
sky high. And that just that's just a matter of
the fact that Cowboys just one of them teams that
a lot of people love and then a lot of
people hate. So you love some and then when you
(37:02):
hate something, you're gonna watch it whether they win or lose.
You're gonna sit back and watch it. And if they lose,
then you know, I told you this and that so
Cowboy Gres, y'all win the franchise, they just dropped the thing.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
They the number one.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Value franchise in the world right now. I think they
valued it like what thirteen some billion. I think the
Rams number two. They can crept up, you know, the
Patriots up there somewhere, Giants up to us somewhere as
well with the Cowboys, number one franchise sports team in
the world. So regardless of what y'all say about us,
(37:37):
the motherfuckers is highly value, brother, So that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
We do.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Eagles had the most wist Super Bowl and history, yeah
they might, but they still ain't. They still they still
ain't more value than the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
And when like y'all say, we did see it in
thirty years, but we still number one. Let's a teg
you song, baby, Let she tell you something. Chiefs fell
off the bomb who in the winning that game after
Broncos and the Chief tonight Broncos in the winning that
(38:19):
game twenty to thirteen, Broncos twelve, I mean Broncos thirteen
and three. What Bolt Kniggs do twenty six for thirty
eight one eighty two one TV and he ain't have
a good game. You don't member who that quarterback for
the Chief was Chris O the Come thirteen for twenty
(38:40):
two sixty six.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
God damn for he had one TV. Oh but damn
fam thirteen for.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Twenty that deal with defense wash they ain't get but one.
Sad though, you be back up for the elbow. Yeah,
damn piecing blisters man. I see y'all enjoys y'all weekend man.
Alabama Alabama Tomorrow night Gadderston Alabama at two ten at
(39:11):
the tracks, see y'all tomorrow night. Alabama's going down. Piecing blissings.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
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