July 15, 2025 • 29 mins
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Teddy Bridgewater spends $200K for the kids and STILL gets suspended? Dub ain't having it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What to do. Welcome to the bubble Dub Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Everybody hit the like button, hit the subscribe button, and
when you do, make sure you keep your notifications turned
down over here on this show. Being gone for about
a week, being on the road, getting that motherfucking money ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Nothing like going on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Getting that motherfucking money ain't nothing like it. If you
don't know the feeling, I suggest you get the motherfucking feeling.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Get off your ass and go and get you a bag.
That's the thing. Now, get out your ass, go and
get you a bag.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Because if you ain't doing neither one, they mean you
ain't mining your motherfucking business. We already know people being
other people's business all the mother fucking time. They know
everybody else been it, but they home. Don't be worried
about what's going on over here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bet y'all say damn dub on it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You got damn right it. Sit, little bullshit going on
in a miracle right now. Good brother, good wholesome brother,
Teddy Bridgewater going out his motherfucking way to help them
young men down there in Miami, spending his own money,
and I do mean spending his own motherfucking money as
(01:21):
a black man.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
In this world we live in today, successful.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
NFL quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, successful, coming back, giving back to
the children, being a legal going in his own pocket,
going out of his own mother fucking way to help kids.
And y'all want to suspend the motherfucker that's not even employee.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He a volunteer, just like you, motherfucking holes.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You You just like your motherfucking hose, got a real
niggle on your team, but you wanna go hide and
fuk with the help nimble.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I say it again, I keep saying it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Stop fucking the niggas you won't and fuck with the
niggas you need.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We need niggas like Teddy Bridgewater in the community.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Here's what we call the real legal nigga.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Man does spend two hundred thousand of his own motherfucking money.
Most successful niggas we know from the hood, they gonna
spend two hundred thousand all right on dope, on cars
and on that Marster Knight ad jewelry, and boy, keep warning,
and that monster Knight be signing like a motherfucker too,
shining like a morning star.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Ya. I know that Marster Knight jewelry be shining you
never see.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The motherfucker come around with a watch on that motherfucker
geat shining and glistening them. Rapper be lying, I spend
one hundred and fifty thousand, boy.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You got rob what you got for that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But Taket Bridgewater man, they spent two hundred thousand dollars
of his own money, paying for food, paying for ubers,
for the young man to get back and forth from
train and play football, and they suspend the brother dying there.
I think it's nothing but harsh shit. What are we
(03:31):
teaching our young men today? What do we teaching We
should be thankful for brothers like Takey Bridge Walker man,
to just see him go through this BS that he's
going through, for him to even have to come out
and address this kind of bullshit.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't like it, man. I know some of y'all
gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But why do the good I always get punished. That's
why I want to know. Deve motherfucker's players not play.
But people go out here and do bad all the
time and never get punished.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But soon was a good god come along and try
to do good for the people, y'all. Fuck over.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Ain't no different between my motherfucking baby mama fucking know
for me when I didn't have a car, I was
throwing a ride to work to make ends me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You think she gave a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know, because while I was thumb and rides to work,
somebody had a thumb in her butt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Making the cream pie.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
While I'm flipping god damn burger and fries and smelling
like un sweet teeth. God damn it, she cream pine
all the my goddamn airman. And y'all wonder why dugs
like ain't gry all the time cause somebody making my
bitch cream pie. Told y'all need to talk to y'all.
Life told y'all, I need therapy. I need somebody to
(04:48):
sit down in a church and talk to me. Gave
a way your head. They a king commute, a young commute,
fixing everybody else. Lie, goddamn it, come fix mine. I
need y'all to sit down with this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I got. I want y'all to sit down with this motherfucker.
I'm in love. Weird that she don't even love me,
but she tell me she little me, But I actually.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Show me mother, why just like some of you niggas
find you say you love a nigga, You say you
got another nigga back, You say you got a nigga back,
but in reality you ain't got shit.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bunch of broken promises and a bunch of lies. It's
what you tell your boy. Why I love you? I
love your brother? Why I love you? Sit y'all niggas
be capping? Is it me your lover? Is it the
motherfucker money? Is it the money on that you really love? It?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Can't beat me, no, motherfucking sick. Did you bring me
third flu? Did you bring me chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Niggas? Soup and crackers? And on you?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Hey on no on my death bed. Can't even see straight,
can't do nothing. Meat won't get hard, do you hit me?
Won't get hard?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You know how it is twenty five? Your meat won't
get hold.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
These holes are talking about you, Old gar Met warn
having ad niggle.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Shee.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Nobody nobody want to sit in the pocket with you.
No more nobody want to sit in the pocket. I
wonder why I'm feeling the way I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Man. Yeah I'm upset. Yeah I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I really want them, I really want them say something
to bruh, But I can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To bro, it's not no brother.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Put these motherfuckers right here on me and I don't
need no more embarrassments. I don't need it no more.
So I'm learning to control my temper. I really want
to say, brother, stop making my girl cream pie. Bruther
my girl in love with your brother. But that ain't
gangster for me to check him. So when I'm wanna check,
come on the fucking that. But when I check, come
on the fucking dad.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She want to call the law? Now what you call them?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The lawn for?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You were moaning, wileer gold.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Now your ad crying because I'm putting you in the
choke hold. Come everybody, wonder why I been acting the
way I've been acting all that shit? Take your time, uster, rush,
Come on, I.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Said, baby, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
A dog, I'm a muddy Come in, I'm the biggest
goddamn you're total I'm a straight dog that you don't
need to feed.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Now. I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm head now, but look I was skinny now now
I'm ready to bite you, just like people in this
world right now today. I keep preaching, I keep preaching,
but job, I don't want to listen to me. Stop
feeding you straight cash and stop feeding straight dog because
they grow up, they get big, they get strong, and
then they'll bite your hands. He's not doing that. No
(07:47):
motherfucking more straight cat coming to yard. You better pausing that, motherfucker.
I got some anna free for you, big boy, come out.
That's what we're doing. We giving these straight cats and
dog and of freeze to drink. Don't get you soon,
real taste the real sweet like cold, yes, you do
(08:10):
for you to know it. Death fucking over Teddy Bridgewater
dying now man in Miami, Norston, Northwestern man, that's what
we're doing now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Is that what we mother doing. That's what we're gonna
come to now.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
See, they don't want no black legals, bro, they don't
want Teddy Bridgewater doing what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They relic she tears Bridgewater on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Fucking the Instagram thoughts, breaking up with them in and
out of court, child support. That's what they rather seating.
But you ain't seeing that from this good brother. We
need to acknowledge. We need to give a brother tend
Teddy Bridgewater his flowers while he alive, while he can
smell them, because when he dead and gone, he can't
do nothing with them.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Let's start praising these.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Young men right now that live in a time where
he can just really go ahead, by all, liven, you
give up what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But this young man kill this chow.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And y'all don't know what some of these boys she had,
niggas riding her, don't care. They could see a player.
They got talent, they got skills enough to make it.
And what y'all do you give them drugs? You give
them the old mustard assholes. Give a nigga a book
to read, Give a nigga hope, give a nigga life.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know you're watching. Man.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We say in the N word. When I'm saying a word,
a nigga don't mean you're black. A nigga can be white,
A nigga can be any other. It can be any cover.
I don't claim that word as a black man.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, I'm a dog coy. That should be your new saying.
If you're a man, I'm a dog head like me,
kill me. Just man, just man, just going through life. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Y'all going through it too as well. And you can
see times it's tough out here right now.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
You got certain motherfucker people who don't even walk with you,
don't even like you, don't even talk to you, don't
even text you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But the motherfucker's will reach out to you and ask
you for some money on you don't look on me
like that, and you think.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Comfort to give you my hard earned money that I
have to leave and go on the road and be
away from my kids. Throw five, six something, eight nine,
ten days in the row, blushweating till you think I'm
fun to.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Give this shit to you and you don't even walk
with me like that. Never, I won't do it. You
got to be the same way.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If I give away everything I got, what the I'm
gonna have, but people gonna think about that. You can
give people, You can give people things a hundred times
in a row. The minute you tell them niggas never,
they forget all about them hundred times and don't mind.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
All they remember is to know mm hmm. I'm never.
I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
A handicapped for you niggas, or you hold no motherfucking
you whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Get your kids' school clothes, school shoes, school supply, need
breakfast in the morning for them, the money.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
For damn you betterna find their father, because I am
sure if not.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The pappiest I don't do it. Don't you do it?
Be a hell betuny d come in.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
See A lie is more entertaining than the truth. People
don't want to hear the truth no more the wrong here.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Lie, so they I'm with that. Mother.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You got people on your job that's been lying on you.
They could have came to you and talked to you,
but they rather run with the lie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But when the truth see them in their face, they
don't know how to accept it.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Telling you to you, telling you right now today, whether
you're a man rather you're a mother woman, the truth
will set you free. Ain't no difference. My baby mama,
mother fucking stud.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
My baby mama, mother fucking stuod Now y'all. Now she
called me talking about she funa put me on child support.
It's time for me to step up and be a man.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Bitch. Ain't this what you're doing? You want some time
of mother fucking nerve that don't want no man but
wanna look like a man.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Make it make sense to me? Hold me, you need
fifteen hundred, but I need some Can you meet me halfway?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You like that no more. I don't lie, ain't well
shit you used to. I know my me. It might
not be the biggest, but that motherfucker is better than
one of them service dogs to you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's all I'm saying, is better than one of them
service dogs. I don't want that little thing no more.
You're gonna you're gonna reap what you motherfucking show. You
gonna wish you had this little meeting in you, just
the little engine that could.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This is what the women do.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
They'll use your ass.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Up, use you for everything you got. Then down talk here,
talk bad about you.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You've been loveing this little ass brisket I got you
been love it been real goddamn tunder over the year.
Yel the way how this wait the way the good
Lord smoke. This motherfucking briskey got got between my left.
It might be, but that motherfucker got a taste to
it out this world. Hide know because you've been chring
on that motherfucker like pepper man bald Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now you gonna right here from me in boy, what's going on?
You ain't got no taste, buds, no more.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
COVID took your taste budshole. Is that what you're telling me?
I took you from Rainbow fashion over, bitch. I did
this he' no more, ain't no good them rain bow
in this house, ain't no more city drenk, bitch. I
took you from that to fashion over to Shin. Took
you for Michael, of course, to goat you lory and.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Like Johnny down. My queen.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Took you from j C Pennies, qus j C Pennies,
broughing panties to pink.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And this the motherfucking things like get.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You, mother fucker fella, recognize where you was and where
your eaters.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I always tell you it ain't where you was, is
where you're at.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Where your add When I make sure you're eating torn
and fish sandwiches every Wednesday, it was town fish sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
In your household.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Now, I took you from there to hitty Doll, from
chitty Doll to goddamn fries. Sent Oh, y'all don't want
to go down and struggle, no motherfucking more.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You don't know what the struggle is no more. You
far from move from the struggle no more. When you're hungry,
you used to eat nooles. I'm right up with y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I know when you're hungry, used to go in there
eating noodle for God them bless us.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now when you get hungry, you can order your big
ass twenty four in mock off Hischel. You can run
the steak forty eight, steak forty and four. You can
run down there to the camp you used to run
that tricky lead hook. You gonna forgot all about that.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Let me remind your big bad ass, because I'll send.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You back where you was. And I know I want y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
To get doctor willmore right now on this show, because
I know I got to love my sisters.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that door and I'm of them. Fuck, I'm starting
the more. We want them goddamn white girls. Not no,
the little motherfucking white girl. I want one of them, elvish,
prenshy white girl. Goddamnit, come be seeing y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Let the gym, y'all wanna buck us are getting dick
allman thick in your real friendly gold dub too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I normally say how you doing? Who has your video?
And not gone buy my beating and not no more.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
This little motherfucker hamster meet to be in the gym
right here, between my legs.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I wanna do something now, I won't. We want no motherfucker,
my girl. I'm not bullshit. I can't wait to go
to morning.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
He got damn football, Dallas Cowboy Football game one. He
goddamn white girl. We both gonna have our Dallas Cowboy
jersey and on. I'm like, she gonna have my name
on the back. Dog?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Why because I'm a dog? Clomb up mut.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Goddamn right, I know something, my black one and show
I'm done with him now here he go. I'm just saying.
I didn't say I was gonna stay for long. Oh no,
you know I got to get back to my fam.
I got to get back to your sisters. I'm not
i'mna give me one of the care I don't give
me a one of them. Goddamn, my girl, I won't
one of them illegal Misgians. Commute com you, Jessica. That's them,
(17:12):
goddam Mesican night, Can you Jessica commute? Need you in
the house me? Some Messican women someonea be fine. They're
no motherfucker, but you gotta fire your spain with them.
Some of them are saying, fine, gonna be bad to them.
Some of them can stay fined. But some of them
they gonna be built like their grandma and in their
thirty year. So you got to go in a miskan
and look at their grandma to what they are, and
(17:34):
that's what they're gonna be. I'm telling you right now,
I'm telling you one of them, Jessica shit fire year
in Spain, that motherfucker ain't the same, No, motherfucking mom,
That's all I'm saying to you. But them, sister, the
motherfucker be one eighty right now.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
In ten fifteen years, they may be two thirty five.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
But they still fine though, especially in they goddamn mind
though you can't tell them no goddamn different.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
They they ain't fine like they used to be. It's
some of you women. You get delusions. It used to
be one eighty five, now you're two fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Now you want to look old, small framed nigga like
me to pick your ass up when you get full
of them.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Goddamn what you call that strawberry here and she drink
lemon dry? You full of that right now? You full
of him? And you fit me good. You want to
pick you or me? Blue cross, blue shield, don't cover
back and neither with I. You know the rule on
(18:30):
your back.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know, if y'all been watching the NBA and what's
been going on this summer league basketball cam right now.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
But let me tell y'all some real shit. Cooper Flag
looking like Larry Bird right now. To me, Larry Bird
can jump.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Off the goddamn gym like this white boy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You know, it used to be a saying white men
can't jump.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I just did that on the other podcast the other day.
White men the motherfuckers can fly. Now, don't coole flat
with him, Jay loother night when he come down and
a white boy eighteen years old, sixty nine got skills
like Larry Bird.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Times had changed.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It used to be those brothers that used to run
and jump fast and all that. Now, God damn white
boys just catching up right now. And I'm gonna be
honest with you, she ain't organic. They been putting goddamn
food and them goddamn white boy. The white boy is
some of the some of the greatest athletes we ever done,
singing I got damn lives.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I sing the.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Track me the other day that white boy will smoked
that nickel. White boys start running nickels. That's the one
thing we got it not dn they hour special do
We can run because we used to run from them
slave owners. Goddamn when we was in prison, got them.
We used to doing one thing that's in us. We
used to got them. Get down there, get get down y.
(19:54):
You seen on white cops slately them big motherfucker move
the niggas ain't something the white boy no more big
got the top heavy, but them big mother because they're
training for this ship. Bro them white boys training for us.
They gonna call up with us now, man Coople flag
(20:16):
with the Dallas Mavericks. If they can get a healthy
Kyrie irving to go with a d. They got a
galloped over them. They Dallas got a motherfucking board. They say,
you know what, we got riggered Luca, Luca was a drunk.
Were gonna bring in another Luca that ain't a drunk
for much younger.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Luca Dalla's gonna be a motherfucking problem, y'all. That's all
I'm saying. But it's something bigger going on in.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Dallas right now, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Besides Cooper flag, besides Kyrie, besides a D. Kain't Thompson
and fucked around and got making the style to take
the glasses off of this one. I say, Clay Thompson
done fucked around and got Meghan the style of you.
I'm a dog, I'm mud if I'm Klay Thompson. Right
(21:12):
now I'm getting Meggian breakingt ain't nothing else to talk about.
I see y'all see.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
A baby in your feature. Man, can't you know? Man?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Let me tell you something man, y'all man can get
on here. Some of you women can say what y'all want.
I don't think she'll I don't think. Let me tell
you some man, any man right now, I can get
with Meghan this da. She gonna change your motherfucking life
because it's a lot of men that's on your show
right now. Your dick don't even get hard, no more
like you used to. Your old lady gotta fight to
(21:45):
get that motherfucker hard. Let Meghan stay at your walk
in the room.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Shit, I'm a.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Now. I know you said it with me. I ain't
got to say it no motherfucking more. That's all I'm
saying to you right now. You been with your girl
five years. Your meat only get hard a certain way.
But let that new no comfort that motherfucker standing up like.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That, your lipid yea.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Some of y'all said, damn nigga does right. He ain't
lying y'all. And I'm telling y'all right now, nigga in
the stallion, come in your house right now, Oh nigga, what.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't care who here? They got to get your mother?
Don't you see what I got?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The Good Lord son there, and we already know the
Good Lord ain't gonna never seen you nothing, bad man.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Never.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
My heaven and the Father gonna sing you the good
My heaven and the Father borrow, he gonna burrow bad fruit.
My heaven and Father don't tempt you. He might teach you,
but my Heaven and Father don't tempt you. The devil.
That's what tempts you. That's all I'm saying. You know
you're supposed to be at the ours at a certain time.
Some of your niggas going out here to your strip club,
(23:03):
spending all your money ontil all these goddamn casino spending
all your motherfucking money, knowing your got b yours, you
got kids, your car barely do want a motherfucking run.
You need to be putting a new molde in the car,
but you ain't. You're putting your money into them holes
and you gonna lose every mother and time. We have
(23:25):
to be smarter with our money. We have to invest bugg. Yeah,
we have to invest our money better as black people.
We have to spend our money better than the way
we spending it. Yeah, because I see a lot of
time we go leave restaurants, include myself, we might spend
(23:47):
three four hundred dollars, but then we go to a
black restaurant, we complaining about how much the food costs.
Totally bullshit, and we can pay a white people process,
damn it, we can pay our black people prizes. That's
all I'm saying. Black people, you know I'm with you
for a two pitch fish dinner. Don't cost no thirty
five motherfucking dollars. That's all I'm saying to you. Pray
(24:11):
those are my people, Lord rod to death, but I'm
not giving you thirty five dollars for no two pitch fish.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Two pitch fish in a nigga walk.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You take my ass down there too, the micefolks and
eat they fish. It might not be seasoned, but I
bet I pay fifteen ainey nine for.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It to lop you.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
They saying you can't fish. Theyre motherfucking lie. But a
nigga gonna lie. Man, that fish came from Sam Raven.
You a motherfucking lie. That fish cain't from their flood
down in Carryville. And we're praying for all of the
victims that lost their lives. Man, that's the lies. They
got a nigga tell just to sell you something. No, bro,
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we ain't gonna do that. We're gonna keep it one hundred.
The truth will set you free. That's all I'm saying,
y'all at night watching this show, this shit being presented
by Prize Picture Real Talte at the.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Bottom, scanning that ball code right there.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Trash with the two ages more or less on your
favorite player w NBA going on and youel reach's been
going off lately, man, show that sister love. Ma'am sick
of all the hate y'all giving that girl. Man, But
back to the subject your hand trash at the bottom.
Two aches. You put five dollars in, they're gonna give
you fifty. Now, y'all know, I'm back on Apple Podcasts,
(25:27):
I'm back on Spotify.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Mm hmm. Type in the bubble up show right yonder.
You wonta hat? I got? You hit me up.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
They thirty dollars, come and give them. So I took
an h time. Y'all bout so many motherfucking hats.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I sing a whole dying on tick. Where one of
my hats loving it? You want a hat, I'll send
you one. These big, bad motherfucker But guess what. This
Wednesday night, you can catch me in sanday Ago, California
at might Drop just what God is great. The next night,
I'm in Denver, Colorado at the Improv Grab on motherfucking Tick.
The shows should be selling out. I'm telling you right now.
(26:01):
Tell a friend, Tell a friend, tell a friend, grab
them tickets. Friday and Saturday. This week Friday and Saturday,
I'm in Pleasanton, California. I'm in the Bay Area. I
mean Tommy.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Teens, Tommy geez.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
July twenty fifth, catch me in Philadelphia at the Helium
Comedy Club on the twenty six I'm in Buffalo at
the Helium Comedy Club that Sunday. On the twenty seventh.
July twenty seven, I'm in Indianapolis, Naptown Country Kitchen. You
will see your boy I'm at the Helium Comedy Club
(26:36):
July the twenty seven. Grab those tickets, man, come see
your boy. August first, August second, I'm in Nashville, Tennessee,
and Sinis. Grab them tickets, man. Hang on the third.
I'm back in now Alabama at the Starter on Baby.
August third, I'm back at the start On. Grab them tickets, h'all.
I'm pulling up what you need to see.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm not just.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Telling you that shit because i want y'all come out
and see me. I'm telling you the truth the same
way you look at the other motherfucker. Y'all love and
I'm him. I'm telling you you come out see your boy.
Grab a hat, damn support the movement. Football season right around.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The motherfucking con. I need all my goddamn cow boys to.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Get ridyuse We're gonna surprise the goddamn world this year.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Arlington, Texas.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I see y'all August fifteenth through the seventeenth at the
Allington Improv. Tickets are available right now. All the shows
I just mentioned. Tickets are available right now. Go go Bubba,
dub e n T dot com. They canna let you
know all my shows. You can grab tickets from there
and everything. Man, get up off your ass like that
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woman told little boy, get off that game gone.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm standing on my subject.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I'm telling y'all right now, after you get our
work and all that, get off your ass and go
and purchase you a tick. You should be prayed. You
a ticket right now. You should be on your phone
right now looking up what dub dub coming up? Sanday
A gonna win, So let me grab a t theug
gonna be in den with Thursday. Let me get a
they're gonna be in Pleasant, California, fright and show. Let
me get a ticket. Let me go see my brother
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because he should pull us. He keep it one hundred
each and every motherfucking day. He didn't change, and I
never will change. I'm gonna be the same old Bubba
Dub that I would last week. I'm gonna be the
same one this week now. Last week got mag I
had ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
This week I might got God damn it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I want change, neither shit you because I'm rocking with y'all.
How y'all rocking with me? Playing and simple man, whoever
watching this show. If you got a birthday coming up,
Happy birthday, to you, whoever on this show watching that
Nigga prayer, were praying for you. Whatever you're going through,
we're praying for If you got a him, if you
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got counselor or whatever it is, you gonna know you
gotta go to the doctor because you're result same being revealed. Yeah,
I'm praying for you. We all are praying for you
on this show. One thing I'm gonna do. I might cuss,
i might fight, i might talk shit. I'm gonna profess
my love for the Lord. That's one thing I'm gonna
always do and hopefully you do the same thing. Don't
worry about what people say. If you can't control it,
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keep it moving. Thank y'all for tuning in. Tonight's so
God bless him out.
What to do. Welcome to the bubble Dub Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Everybody hit the like button, hit the subscribe button, and
when you do, make sure you keep your notifications turned
down over here on this show. Being gone for about
a week, being on the road, getting that motherfucking money ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Nothing like going on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Getting that motherfucking money ain't nothing like it. If you
don't know the feeling, I suggest you get the motherfucking feeling.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Get off your ass and go and get you a bag.
That's the thing. Now, get out your ass, go and
get you a bag.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Because if you ain't doing neither one, they mean you
ain't mining your motherfucking business. We already know people being
other people's business all the mother fucking time. They know
everybody else been it, but they home. Don't be worried
about what's going on over here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bet y'all say damn dub on it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You got damn right it. Sit, little bullshit going on
in a miracle right now. Good brother, good wholesome brother,
Teddy Bridgewater going out his motherfucking way to help them
young men down there in Miami, spending his own money,
and I do mean spending his own motherfucking money as
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a black man.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
In this world we live in today, successful.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
NFL quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, successful, coming back, giving back to
the children, being a legal going in his own pocket,
going out of his own mother fucking way to help kids.
And y'all want to suspend the motherfucker that's not even employee.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He a volunteer, just like you, motherfucking holes.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You You just like your motherfucking hose, got a real
niggle on your team, but you wanna go hide and
fuk with the help nimble.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I say it again, I keep saying it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Stop fucking the niggas you won't and fuck with the
niggas you need.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We need niggas like Teddy Bridgewater in the community.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Here's what we call the real legal nigga.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Man does spend two hundred thousand of his own motherfucking money.
Most successful niggas we know from the hood, they gonna
spend two hundred thousand all right on dope, on cars
and on that Marster Knight ad jewelry, and boy, keep warning,
and that monster Knight be signing like a motherfucker too,
shining like a morning star.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Ya. I know that Marster Knight jewelry be shining you
never see.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The motherfucker come around with a watch on that motherfucker
geat shining and glistening them. Rapper be lying, I spend
one hundred and fifty thousand, boy.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You got rob what you got for that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But Taket Bridgewater man, they spent two hundred thousand dollars
of his own money, paying for food, paying for ubers,
for the young man to get back and forth from
train and play football, and they suspend the brother dying there.
I think it's nothing but harsh shit. What are we
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teaching our young men today? What do we teaching We
should be thankful for brothers like Takey Bridge Walker man,
to just see him go through this BS that he's
going through, for him to even have to come out
and address this kind of bullshit.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't like it, man. I know some of y'all
gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But why do the good I always get punished. That's
why I want to know. Deve motherfucker's players not play.
But people go out here and do bad all the
time and never get punished.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But soon was a good god come along and try
to do good for the people, y'all. Fuck over.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Ain't no different between my motherfucking baby mama fucking know
for me when I didn't have a car, I was
throwing a ride to work to make ends me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You think she gave a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know, because while I was thumb and rides to work,
somebody had a thumb in her butt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Making the cream pie.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
While I'm flipping god damn burger and fries and smelling
like un sweet teeth. God damn it, she cream pine
all the my goddamn airman. And y'all wonder why dugs
like ain't gry all the time cause somebody making my
bitch cream pie. Told y'all need to talk to y'all.
Life told y'all, I need therapy. I need somebody to
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sit down in a church and talk to me. Gave
a way your head. They a king commute, a young commute,
fixing everybody else. Lie, goddamn it, come fix mine. I
need y'all to sit down with this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I got. I want y'all to sit down with this motherfucker.
I'm in love. Weird that she don't even love me,
but she tell me she little me, But I actually.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Show me mother, why just like some of you niggas
find you say you love a nigga, You say you
got another nigga back, You say you got a nigga back,
but in reality you ain't got shit.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bunch of broken promises and a bunch of lies. It's
what you tell your boy. Why I love you? I
love your brother? Why I love you? Sit y'all niggas
be capping? Is it me your lover? Is it the
motherfucker money? Is it the money on that you really love? It?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Can't beat me, no, motherfucking sick. Did you bring me
third flu? Did you bring me chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Niggas? Soup and crackers? And on you?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Hey on no on my death bed. Can't even see straight,
can't do nothing. Meat won't get hard, do you hit me?
Won't get hard?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You know how it is twenty five? Your meat won't
get hold.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
These holes are talking about you, Old gar Met warn
having ad niggle.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Shee.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Nobody nobody want to sit in the pocket with you.
No more nobody want to sit in the pocket. I
wonder why I'm feeling the way I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Man. Yeah I'm upset. Yeah I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I really want them, I really want them say something
to bruh, But I can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To bro, it's not no brother.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Put these motherfuckers right here on me and I don't
need no more embarrassments. I don't need it no more.
So I'm learning to control my temper. I really want
to say, brother, stop making my girl cream pie. Bruther
my girl in love with your brother. But that ain't
gangster for me to check him. So when I'm wanna check,
come on the fucking that. But when I check, come
on the fucking dad.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She want to call the law? Now what you call them?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The lawn for?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You were moaning, wileer gold.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Now your ad crying because I'm putting you in the
choke hold. Come everybody, wonder why I been acting the
way I've been acting all that shit? Take your time, uster, rush,
Come on, I.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Said, baby, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
A dog, I'm a muddy Come in, I'm the biggest
goddamn you're total I'm a straight dog that you don't
need to feed.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Now. I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm head now, but look I was skinny now now
I'm ready to bite you, just like people in this
world right now today. I keep preaching, I keep preaching,
but job, I don't want to listen to me. Stop
feeding you straight cash and stop feeding straight dog because
they grow up, they get big, they get strong, and
then they'll bite your hands. He's not doing that. No
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motherfucking more straight cat coming to yard. You better pausing that, motherfucker.
I got some anna free for you, big boy, come out.
That's what we're doing. We giving these straight cats and
dog and of freeze to drink. Don't get you soon,
real taste the real sweet like cold, yes, you do
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for you to know it. Death fucking over Teddy Bridgewater
dying now man in Miami, Norston, Northwestern man, that's what
we're doing now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Is that what we mother doing. That's what we're gonna
come to now.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
See, they don't want no black legals, bro, they don't
want Teddy Bridgewater doing what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They relic she tears Bridgewater on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Fucking the Instagram thoughts, breaking up with them in and
out of court, child support. That's what they rather seating.
But you ain't seeing that from this good brother. We
need to acknowledge. We need to give a brother tend
Teddy Bridgewater his flowers while he alive, while he can
smell them, because when he dead and gone, he can't
do nothing with them.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Let's start praising these.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Young men right now that live in a time where
he can just really go ahead, by all, liven, you
give up what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But this young man kill this chow.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And y'all don't know what some of these boys she had,
niggas riding her, don't care. They could see a player.
They got talent, they got skills enough to make it.
And what y'all do you give them drugs? You give
them the old mustard assholes. Give a nigga a book
to read, Give a nigga hope, give a nigga life.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know you're watching. Man.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We say in the N word. When I'm saying a word,
a nigga don't mean you're black. A nigga can be white,
A nigga can be any other. It can be any cover.
I don't claim that word as a black man.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, I'm a dog coy. That should be your new saying.
If you're a man, I'm a dog head like me,
kill me. Just man, just man, just going through life. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Y'all going through it too as well. And you can
see times it's tough out here right now.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
You got certain motherfucker people who don't even walk with you,
don't even like you, don't even talk to you, don't
even text you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But the motherfucker's will reach out to you and ask
you for some money on you don't look on me
like that, and you think.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Comfort to give you my hard earned money that I
have to leave and go on the road and be
away from my kids. Throw five, six something, eight nine,
ten days in the row, blushweating till you think I'm
fun to.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Give this shit to you and you don't even walk
with me like that. Never, I won't do it. You
got to be the same way.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If I give away everything I got, what the I'm
gonna have, but people gonna think about that. You can
give people, You can give people things a hundred times
in a row. The minute you tell them niggas never,
they forget all about them hundred times and don't mind.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
All they remember is to know mm hmm. I'm never.
I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
A handicapped for you niggas, or you hold no motherfucking
you whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Get your kids' school clothes, school shoes, school supply, need
breakfast in the morning for them, the money.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
For damn you betterna find their father, because I am
sure if not.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The pappiest I don't do it. Don't you do it?
Be a hell betuny d come in.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
See A lie is more entertaining than the truth. People
don't want to hear the truth no more the wrong here.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Lie, so they I'm with that. Mother.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You got people on your job that's been lying on you.
They could have came to you and talked to you,
but they rather run with the lie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But when the truth see them in their face, they
don't know how to accept it.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Telling you to you, telling you right now today, whether
you're a man rather you're a mother woman, the truth
will set you free. Ain't no difference. My baby mama,
mother fucking stud.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
My baby mama, mother fucking stuod Now y'all. Now she
called me talking about she funa put me on child support.
It's time for me to step up and be a man.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Bitch. Ain't this what you're doing? You want some time
of mother fucking nerve that don't want no man but
wanna look like a man.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Make it make sense to me? Hold me, you need
fifteen hundred, but I need some Can you meet me halfway?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You like that no more. I don't lie, ain't well
shit you used to. I know my me. It might
not be the biggest, but that motherfucker is better than
one of them service dogs to you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's all I'm saying, is better than one of them
service dogs. I don't want that little thing no more.
You're gonna you're gonna reap what you motherfucking show. You
gonna wish you had this little meeting in you, just
the little engine that could.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This is what the women do.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
They'll use your ass.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Up, use you for everything you got. Then down talk here,
talk bad about you.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You've been loveing this little ass brisket I got you
been love it been real goddamn tunder over the year.
Yel the way how this wait the way the good
Lord smoke. This motherfucking briskey got got between my left.
It might be, but that motherfucker got a taste to
it out this world. Hide know because you've been chring
on that motherfucker like pepper man bald Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now you gonna right here from me in boy, what's going on?
You ain't got no taste, buds, no more.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
COVID took your taste budshole. Is that what you're telling me?
I took you from Rainbow fashion over, bitch. I did
this he' no more, ain't no good them rain bow
in this house, ain't no more city drenk, bitch. I
took you from that to fashion over to Shin. Took
you for Michael, of course, to goat you lory and.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Like Johnny down. My queen.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Took you from j C Pennies, qus j C Pennies,
broughing panties to pink.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And this the motherfucking things like get.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You, mother fucker fella, recognize where you was and where
your eaters.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I always tell you it ain't where you was, is
where you're at.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Where your add When I make sure you're eating torn
and fish sandwiches every Wednesday, it was town fish sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
In your household.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Now, I took you from there to hitty Doll, from
chitty Doll to goddamn fries. Sent Oh, y'all don't want
to go down and struggle, no motherfucking more.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You don't know what the struggle is no more. You
far from move from the struggle no more. When you're hungry,
you used to eat nooles. I'm right up with y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I know when you're hungry, used to go in there
eating noodle for God them bless us.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now when you get hungry, you can order your big
ass twenty four in mock off Hischel. You can run
the steak forty eight, steak forty and four. You can
run down there to the camp you used to run
that tricky lead hook. You gonna forgot all about that.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Let me remind your big bad ass, because I'll send.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
You back where you was. And I know I want y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
To get doctor willmore right now on this show, because
I know I got to love my sisters.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that door and I'm of them. Fuck, I'm starting
the more. We want them goddamn white girls. Not no,
the little motherfucking white girl. I want one of them, elvish,
prenshy white girl. Goddamnit, come be seeing y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Let the gym, y'all wanna buck us are getting dick
allman thick in your real friendly gold dub too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I normally say how you doing? Who has your video?
And not gone buy my beating and not no more.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
This little motherfucker hamster meet to be in the gym
right here, between my legs.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I wanna do something now, I won't. We want no motherfucker,
my girl. I'm not bullshit. I can't wait to go
to morning.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
He got damn football, Dallas Cowboy Football game one. He
goddamn white girl. We both gonna have our Dallas Cowboy
jersey and on. I'm like, she gonna have my name
on the back. Dog?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Why because I'm a dog? Clomb up mut.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Goddamn right, I know something, my black one and show
I'm done with him now here he go. I'm just saying.
I didn't say I was gonna stay for long. Oh no,
you know I got to get back to my fam.
I got to get back to your sisters. I'm not
i'mna give me one of the care I don't give
me a one of them. Goddamn, my girl, I won't
one of them illegal Misgians. Commute com you, Jessica. That's them,
(17:12):
goddam Mesican night, Can you Jessica commute? Need you in
the house me? Some Messican women someonea be fine. They're
no motherfucker, but you gotta fire your spain with them.
Some of them are saying, fine, gonna be bad to them.
Some of them can stay fined. But some of them
they gonna be built like their grandma and in their
thirty year. So you got to go in a miskan
and look at their grandma to what they are, and
(17:34):
that's what they're gonna be. I'm telling you right now,
I'm telling you one of them, Jessica shit fire year
in Spain, that motherfucker ain't the same, No, motherfucking mom,
That's all I'm saying to you. But them, sister, the
motherfucker be one eighty right now.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
In ten fifteen years, they may be two thirty five.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
But they still fine though, especially in they goddamn mind
though you can't tell them no goddamn different.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
They they ain't fine like they used to be. It's
some of you women. You get delusions. It used to
be one eighty five, now you're two fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Now you want to look old, small framed nigga like
me to pick your ass up when you get full
of them.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Goddamn what you call that strawberry here and she drink
lemon dry? You full of that right now? You full
of him? And you fit me good. You want to
pick you or me? Blue cross, blue shield, don't cover
back and neither with I. You know the rule on
(18:30):
your back.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know, if y'all been watching the NBA and what's
been going on this summer league basketball cam right now.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
But let me tell y'all some real shit. Cooper Flag
looking like Larry Bird right now. To me, Larry Bird
can jump.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Off the goddamn gym like this white boy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You know, it used to be a saying white men
can't jump.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I just did that on the other podcast the other day.
White men the motherfuckers can fly. Now, don't coole flat
with him, Jay loother night when he come down and
a white boy eighteen years old, sixty nine got skills
like Larry Bird.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Times had changed.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It used to be those brothers that used to run
and jump fast and all that. Now, God damn white
boys just catching up right now. And I'm gonna be
honest with you, she ain't organic. They been putting goddamn
food and them goddamn white boy. The white boy is
some of the some of the greatest athletes we ever done,
singing I got damn lives.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I sing the.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Track me the other day that white boy will smoked
that nickel. White boys start running nickels. That's the one
thing we got it not dn they hour special do
We can run because we used to run from them
slave owners. Goddamn when we was in prison, got them.
We used to doing one thing that's in us. We
used to got them. Get down there, get get down y.
(19:54):
You seen on white cops slately them big motherfucker move
the niggas ain't something the white boy no more big
got the top heavy, but them big mother because they're
training for this ship. Bro them white boys training for us.
They gonna call up with us now, man Coople flag
(20:16):
with the Dallas Mavericks. If they can get a healthy
Kyrie irving to go with a d. They got a
galloped over them. They Dallas got a motherfucking board. They say,
you know what, we got riggered Luca, Luca was a drunk.
Were gonna bring in another Luca that ain't a drunk
for much younger.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Luca Dalla's gonna be a motherfucking problem, y'all. That's all
I'm saying. But it's something bigger going on in.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Dallas right now, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Besides Cooper flag, besides Kyrie, besides a D. Kain't Thompson
and fucked around and got making the style to take
the glasses off of this one. I say, Clay Thompson
done fucked around and got Meghan the style of you.
I'm a dog, I'm mud if I'm Klay Thompson. Right
(21:12):
now I'm getting Meggian breakingt ain't nothing else to talk about.
I see y'all see.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
A baby in your feature. Man, can't you know? Man?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Let me tell you something man, y'all man can get
on here. Some of you women can say what y'all want.
I don't think she'll I don't think. Let me tell
you some man, any man right now, I can get
with Meghan this da. She gonna change your motherfucking life
because it's a lot of men that's on your show
right now. Your dick don't even get hard, no more
like you used to. Your old lady gotta fight to
(21:45):
get that motherfucker hard. Let Meghan stay at your walk
in the room.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Shit, I'm a.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Now. I know you said it with me. I ain't
got to say it no motherfucking more. That's all I'm
saying to you right now. You been with your girl
five years. Your meat only get hard a certain way.
But let that new no comfort that motherfucker standing up like.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That, your lipid yea.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Some of y'all said, damn nigga does right. He ain't
lying y'all. And I'm telling y'all right now, nigga in
the stallion, come in your house right now, Oh nigga, what.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't care who here? They got to get your mother?
Don't you see what I got?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The Good Lord son there, and we already know the
Good Lord ain't gonna never seen you nothing, bad man.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Never.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
My heaven and the Father gonna sing you the good
My heaven and the Father borrow, he gonna burrow bad fruit.
My heaven and Father don't tempt you. He might teach you,
but my Heaven and Father don't tempt you. The devil.
That's what tempts you. That's all I'm saying. You know
you're supposed to be at the ours at a certain time.
Some of your niggas going out here to your strip club,
(23:03):
spending all your money ontil all these goddamn casino spending
all your motherfucking money, knowing your got b yours, you
got kids, your car barely do want a motherfucking run.
You need to be putting a new molde in the car,
but you ain't. You're putting your money into them holes
and you gonna lose every mother and time. We have
(23:25):
to be smarter with our money. We have to invest bugg. Yeah,
we have to invest our money better as black people.
We have to spend our money better than the way
we spending it. Yeah, because I see a lot of
time we go leave restaurants, include myself, we might spend
(23:47):
three four hundred dollars, but then we go to a
black restaurant, we complaining about how much the food costs.
Totally bullshit, and we can pay a white people process,
damn it, we can pay our black people prizes. That's
all I'm saying. Black people, you know I'm with you
for a two pitch fish dinner. Don't cost no thirty
five motherfucking dollars. That's all I'm saying to you. Pray
(24:11):
those are my people, Lord rod to death, but I'm
not giving you thirty five dollars for no two pitch fish.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Two pitch fish in a nigga walk.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You take my ass down there too, the micefolks and
eat they fish. It might not be seasoned, but I
bet I pay fifteen ainey nine for.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It to lop you.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
They saying you can't fish. Theyre motherfucking lie. But a
nigga gonna lie. Man, that fish came from Sam Raven.
You a motherfucking lie. That fish cain't from their flood
down in Carryville. And we're praying for all of the
victims that lost their lives. Man, that's the lies. They
got a nigga tell just to sell you something. No, bro,
(24:51):
we ain't gonna do that. We're gonna keep it one hundred.
The truth will set you free. That's all I'm saying,
y'all at night watching this show, this shit being presented
by Prize Picture Real Talte at the.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Bottom, scanning that ball code right there.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Trash with the two ages more or less on your
favorite player w NBA going on and youel reach's been
going off lately, man, show that sister love. Ma'am sick
of all the hate y'all giving that girl. Man, But
back to the subject your hand trash at the bottom.
Two aches. You put five dollars in, they're gonna give
you fifty. Now, y'all know, I'm back on Apple Podcasts,
(25:27):
I'm back on Spotify.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Mm hmm. Type in the bubble up show right yonder.
You wonta hat? I got? You hit me up.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
They thirty dollars, come and give them. So I took
an h time. Y'all bout so many motherfucking hats.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I sing a whole dying on tick. Where one of
my hats loving it? You want a hat, I'll send
you one. These big, bad motherfucker But guess what. This
Wednesday night, you can catch me in sanday Ago, California
at might Drop just what God is great. The next night,
I'm in Denver, Colorado at the Improv Grab on motherfucking Tick.
The shows should be selling out. I'm telling you right now.
(26:01):
Tell a friend, Tell a friend, tell a friend, grab
them tickets. Friday and Saturday. This week Friday and Saturday,
I'm in Pleasanton, California. I'm in the Bay Area. I
mean Tommy.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Teens, Tommy geez.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
July twenty fifth, catch me in Philadelphia at the Helium
Comedy Club on the twenty six I'm in Buffalo at
the Helium Comedy Club that Sunday. On the twenty seventh.
July twenty seven, I'm in Indianapolis, Naptown Country Kitchen. You
will see your boy I'm at the Helium Comedy Club
(26:36):
July the twenty seven. Grab those tickets, man, come see
your boy. August first, August second, I'm in Nashville, Tennessee,
and Sinis. Grab them tickets, man. Hang on the third.
I'm back in now Alabama at the Starter on Baby.
August third, I'm back at the start On. Grab them tickets, h'all.
I'm pulling up what you need to see.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm not just.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Telling you that shit because i want y'all come out
and see me. I'm telling you the truth the same
way you look at the other motherfucker. Y'all love and
I'm him. I'm telling you you come out see your boy.
Grab a hat, damn support the movement. Football season right around.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The motherfucking con. I need all my goddamn cow boys to.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Get ridyuse We're gonna surprise the goddamn world this year.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Arlington, Texas.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I see y'all August fifteenth through the seventeenth at the
Allington Improv. Tickets are available right now. All the shows
I just mentioned. Tickets are available right now. Go go Bubba,
dub e n T dot com. They canna let you
know all my shows. You can grab tickets from there
and everything. Man, get up off your ass like that
(27:46):
woman told little boy, get off that game gone.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm standing on my subject.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I'm telling y'all right now, after you get our
work and all that, get off your ass and go
and purchase you a tick. You should be prayed. You
a ticket right now. You should be on your phone
right now looking up what dub dub coming up? Sanday
A gonna win, So let me grab a t theug
gonna be in den with Thursday. Let me get a
they're gonna be in Pleasant, California, fright and show. Let
me get a ticket. Let me go see my brother
(28:12):
because he should pull us. He keep it one hundred
each and every motherfucking day. He didn't change, and I
never will change. I'm gonna be the same old Bubba
Dub that I would last week. I'm gonna be the
same one this week now. Last week got mag I
had ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
This week I might got God damn it.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I want change, neither shit you because I'm rocking with y'all.
How y'all rocking with me? Playing and simple man, whoever
watching this show. If you got a birthday coming up,
Happy birthday, to you, whoever on this show watching that
Nigga prayer, were praying for you. Whatever you're going through,
we're praying for If you got a him, if you
(28:47):
got counselor or whatever it is, you gonna know you
gotta go to the doctor because you're result same being revealed. Yeah,
I'm praying for you. We all are praying for you
on this show. One thing I'm gonna do. I might cuss,
i might fight, i might talk shit. I'm gonna profess
my love for the Lord. That's one thing I'm gonna
always do and hopefully you do the same thing. Don't
worry about what people say. If you can't control it,
(29:09):
keep it moving. Thank y'all for tuning in. Tonight's so
God bless him out.
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