October 30, 2024 • 46 mins
Bubba Dub goes live for story time. He’s sick of being lied to!! Why do people keep telling him that Dak Prescott is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL!? Everybody just lying for no reason!!
Also, Bubba tells the story of when he went away to jail and his girl cheated on him with his cousin, smh!! Plus, a hilarious Hell Nahh segment to close out the show.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, come on in, y'all, Come on in Wednesday Night
story Time with your boy Bubba Doug.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Y'all know how I do things over here on my
should don't can hit the light button, y'all in for
a treat tonight. Don't hit the light button, gon only
hit the subscribe button right now.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm feeling good right now.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I know you feeling good right now because it ain't
nothing else on TV right now.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Ain't nothing else on TV worth watching for me? Tell
me here I am.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now what I want to talk to talk about the
night ladies and gentlemen studs. If I got a couple
on you tonight, I wanna talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Somebody been lying to me? What's going on? Dog, y'all?
I'm my whole life.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All I ever heard was the jail house had the
worst food ever.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's trash.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If that's the case, why these niggas keep gaging all this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Damn Wait, I'm with you. Look at your thus you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gonna throw with the hundred and forty pounds soaking with
now he can same size as Martin when he played
on Big Marbles.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But jail how food traffic?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Stop it? Somebody been lying to me and it's gonna
end right, Rood of night. It's gonna end right Riod
the night.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, y'all told me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But Jared Jones told us that Dad Prescott was one
of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Somebody behind the me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He the best that throwing interceptions, He the best that
throwing to the opposing teams. That's what that good at give,
turning the damn ball over. But we're supposed to feel
sorry for him as fans. We got to chill out
and relax. We've been waiting eight nine damn year or
something Coogel. He just like Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He never show up when we needing two.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I've been waiting on Santa Claus, my whole damn life
waiting on him.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Me and the rats and the roaches been waiting up on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sandal to come down here and get these cookers in
the milk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And his fact ass ain't never show up. That's Dak,
it's Samda. He ain't real.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That press got a fire drill seem real, but never
really real.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Got the frustrations going on to night.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I've been going to therapy for my anger issues with
the cowboy losing ain't nothing the damn shrink therapists can.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do for me right now? It is what he lives.
You know how y'all feeling, y'all, you see what you see.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm running everybody else Jersey because I'm trying to cope
with my losses.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That doesn't lost too much damn money so far. This
sure on them dollars cow boards. I come on here
the bit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Hell, I don't win in the whole bet on them
damn bars, but this wins the night. Nevertheless, we're gonna
learn something tonight. Motherfucker's be lying for no damn reason.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Y'all got them and a got don't be lying for
no damn reason. Ain't. I'm sick of it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Get a lot of you and your motherfucking face too.
Damn you got twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Dollars like a bar. Nah, I ain't got it, lying
like a mother.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Then you see them thirty minutes later over here at
the dope pile buying grams.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Nigga asks you that you have twenty. You say you
ain't having, but you over here buying ground. That's a bit. Yeah,
you got twenty to smoke, But okay't I was doing
the same thing you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You gonna give you that hot twenty. I don't come
up n Graham and got for my people. But BAT
shot out to my people. That's on this live right
here tonight. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
People be lying for no damn priests. I mean when
I went to jail, true story, I went to jail.
I was gonna be in jail six months. I asked
my girl. I said, baby, I'm gonna be gone six months.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't lie on me. Can you stay faithful until I'm gone?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She said, baby, I ain't never cheated on you, and
I never will.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm feeling good, Okay, Hey, I was gonna buy a shit, Okay, cool,
I ain't trip. I got six months. I ain't doing
no good.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The next time I call home, when I heard my
cousin answer my phone at my mother fucking house, I
knew then I was coming home. And just like I
told him.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Damn you at my crib.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh man, it ain't like that. I just came over
here help with the firestick. Okay, bad, But remember this, Nikkel,
where you at is where I'm about to be, and
one how minute is where you a finnla be. And
I made that dream come true. You ain't got no
mother in business being at my girl house. Dog, I
(05:09):
don't play that dog. You ain't over go to fish
no fire stick. You over there getting that cat. So
when I put him in jail, my whole family mad
than me. You ain't right, you evil? How could you
do your cousin like that? How could he do me
like that?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Lag up in my bed?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
My mother fucking herth mattress that I done went down
there and store from wal morn.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I did that. I broke in marb one, got the
herb mattriss, foll back to the.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Crib rned look told my girl, let your big head.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ass down now. Ain't got to sleep on the floor
no more. We got herb mattress. But you over there
with the fire stick. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I'm I'm the bad person, though I ain't done
nothing on y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I would figure go do them six months. I was
gonna eat six months. I take that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But when I call home, you answered my mother fucking
thone like everything could No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't like nobody in my family now behind that.
I don't go with family reunion. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't walk with them. I asked, my girl, lid
me get you to sleep with my cousin. She said,
I ain't gonna lie dead, and she said she felled
then in her chest. I passed out.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What kind of meat do a nigga die for you
to feel it in your mother fucking chairs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's what my girl told me, that my cousin meet
will hit their enough mother fucking cheers.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I passed out after them, god comments.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I knew a then I could never have him back
on the streets again, meeting the chairs, having looking as noise, no, no,
you know what they do with your mind, your ring
every time, me and my girl having said she telling me,
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you know what I'm saying, She telling me, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
She feeling it. Come on, man, come on, baby, you
ain't got me. You ain't got to do with me
like that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You ain't feeling you know, you ain't failing my sitting
your motherfucking chest.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's heart burning, hope, and you know it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But I'm the bad guy, you know what, I'm the
bad guy. Everybody do me wrong, but but I'm the behind. Okay,
I'm tim due, Okay, So mother fucking what if we
go on a date you give me a kiss on
the cheek.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Woo the wool. I'm gonna call everybody, got to know
we go together. Now that's just me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But I ain't no bad person, though I ain't got
her sex year o sauting people and all that. Never see,
we praise the people who do bad the people and
the people who do good. Y'all downs. I'm a down
in my family. Everybody want to push on me, make
me do this and that things I don't really want
to do. But see when not tough enough, when I
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get some nuts and start going to the police, all
of a sudden, now I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I ain't right now, I'm finna just restraightened him round here.
Ain't gonna sick of my cousin them.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sick of y'all calling, getting over on my grandma,
telling my grandma y'all ain't y'all ain't on that dope.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No more in your line niggle.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
My cousin went to my grandmo house and stole all
her damn pills. My grandma back hurting, can't sleep, tossed
the turn. She ain't got no more pain mare. Come
my cousin the fucking stole them.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Not mine ain't well.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
When you know he just needs some help, We're gonna
We're gonna try to put him in rehab.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm gonna put that nigga in jail.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He not going no rehab, no more. No y'all always
want to baby him. I'm not babying no more. His
ads going to jail. Grandma her can't even motherfucking open
our eyes because she ain't so much mother fucking pain.
She can't get her old fat ass nothing and cook
me no greens and red beans and rye because she
(09:09):
in pain. I won't get red beans and rye. I
need the green corn bread, poor.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Chocol I want to.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Eat some of that, but I can't because she can't
get out the bed because she in pain. Because Chris
Son stole all the damn pills. Now, if you're gonna
steal a damn pill, let's make some money. That's all
I'm saying. I got some knicks, You got some knicks.
We can give it in like that, and your sister
(09:38):
grandma's suffering in the way she's suffering right now. At
least I could have got some money off of them.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm dealing with all this now. I'm dealing with the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
They ain't doing a damn pain to night, the one
downing there in Cleveland, and lady damn adh then Jelo Russell,
when you're gonna show up, famb you ain't sold up yet,
looking like gold dust.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
With that damn blowing her gonna start this shit. You
start out good. You see you why I'm white.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You start out teasing me good man, Lakers looking real
good man.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Now y'all right back like y'all wore last year. Bullshit.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's just like your kids when you when you tell
your kid get up in the morning, brust the tea,
get ready for school, and not twenty minutes lady going there,
they're still in the bed.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Bullshit. Get your ass up out. They bed.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Some of you niggas watching this show. Now, I got
drawn kids, y'all. You and your wife go to work,
come back home. Your kids still there. Ain't did shit.
I don't mother fucking day, but got they hand out
and telling you they homebry nigger you twenty three twenty three,
Get your ass out somewhere and get you a damn job.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The big niggas at the family reunions, nigga don't wanna work,
but they gonna go with that family reunion.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Man, it's hard out here, know what. It ain't nigga,
you gonna wanna work. You want somebody to give your
hands somethin. If you're watching my show right now, you're
in your forty fives and enough fifties enough stop taking
care of them kids back and help themselves. It's time
to let them motherfuckers go. It's time to let them go.
(11:28):
My grandma got my cousin down there living with her
rent free. He ain't paid. Now another motherfucking bill, and
you're gonna steal from.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Granny and now your mama, ba'll hear it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Ask me say, we gonna sit in the rehab im
like I'm sitting in the jail.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I ain't it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I hope you're watching this motherfucking show. When I
get woof of when wherever he at, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Where the police going. Let me get to the show.
I'm sorry, y'all need to get that off my chest.
So fuck is sure? Who y'all got y'all? MVP? Who
do you?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Who is the NFL MVP so far this season? I
gotta go with a little more Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, seventeen touchdown two picks, ain'ty.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
One carriage five hundred and one yards over two thy
ninety nine passing yard right now. The season ended, right now,
it's going to the more Jackson, the same, the more
Jackson that negotiated his own contract.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
White boys up top didn't like that shit.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
For this goddamn color coming in here talking about think
on't need a damn agent and he's gonna represent his flail.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The good old boys up there didn't like that. They
gonna like Lamar. But the more bout it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Marm said, I don't need no damn agent getting ten
twenty percent for me. I'm gonna keep all this bread
to my damn self. And you know what I'm luffing.
I'm fluffy.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sometimes you got to do shit by yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Sometime you won't a little to help, and it's okay
to get some here, but sometimes you know what, stay your.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Heads where you're at. I can do every boy my
damn self. It's how I feel sometime.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Y'all ever see me in the grizzly burn the fight,
pour honey, yon me, I don't need no damn help.
I'm repeat it one more time. You ever see me
in the grizzly burn in the fight. Pour honey on me.
I don't need no damn help. You can't catch no
fish trying to wash.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
My line, nigger.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's why I tell people, you can't catch no fish
trying to wash my line.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Watch y'all. So I got a little more too. I
got Jared Goff, what he's doing with Detroit right now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I got Jared Goff number two three, Patrick Mahomes, even
though he ain't played that great. But it's team seven
and Oero. I gotta put the zebra in there. But
this is a different kind of zebra. See most zebras
they can thrive in it'safaring, But this zebra can thrive
if it ain't as well.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Ain't he from East Texas too? Just like me? God
damn Patty Mahomes some different. Pat Mahome different. They ain't
really wanna like him at.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
First, and you know, I'm keeping your war home. They
still don't really like this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
But he he's white too. He's saber. He white too
white with.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Him, but he's white, so he get the benefit of
a doubt. We ain't never in our lives. If you're
watching the show, right, we ain't never seen nobody like
Pat Patrick, ma hunk. I know some of y'all don't
like it, but we ain't never seen nothing like him.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yes, Tom Bradley is to go.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Right now, you go, But this Sepra motherfucker right here
giving him one more, two more rings.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Damnit, he ain't Tom Brady, No damn more. I'm just
being real. Tom break is the.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Greatest football champion that's ever leve But I can't see
the preen and say he's the greatest football player that
ever played the game. I can't say it. I'm sorry,
I can't say it. But Gregor's champion to Thomas ever.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Damn Bregen.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It is the gog of that, Just like how I
feel about Jordan Jordan Polga best basketball player efel.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It took me a lot to say that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Shit, but Lebron James is the best complete basketball player, efel.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Two different category, both of them goats to me. You
got Jordan.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm not arguing you got Lebron. I'm not arguing with
you no more. You can't win no argument with them,
Jordan fan. Them niggas would fight shoot all that against you.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Why that's why I say it's two goats now Nigga
waiting on us, waiting on me outside the barber shode
because I said Lebron was the goat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I won't say that no more than no damn barbershow
hoogar goat Jordan. Now get back in my car and
get down that road and get on this internet.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm gonna save Lebron. But in your face, I'm agreeing
with you. I break what you in your face because
I can't fight. I ain't about that live.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
But when I get by myself, mother, guess what you
want it to be.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's whatever you want to be. When I ain't nowhere
close to you. But as long as I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Meeting you, Damn George Goat, I ain't never seen nothing
like him there in my life. But when I come
up around my mother fucking show, it's this Lebron changed
the whole day. I'm just being real best basketball player
ever probably John, but complete player Lebron And the only
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thing it shouldn't even be, this doesn't even be nothing
allgue about about that put on the flip side, just
keeping you one hundred us as people just watching the show.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
White people want to get you in a minute. But
it is black people.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
We are to be thankful that we got some of
the most greggst basketball players to ever play the game,
and they black man, you understand, But.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We took over golf for a little while.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Tiger was something different, Tager than Tager saying he wasn't black.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I wasn't trying to eat that ship. Nimkel. Yeah,
Tiger win.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Forgot about you, seeing you one black number. But you
went over there and you took over that for a
little while. Now those white boys don't come back and
took that ship over. Thet goddamn white boys shooting.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Golf at night time. Now you know, ain't a lot
of top taut shit white bosom y'all colors, y'all ain't
finna just run every damn thing. Now, we got to
bring this ship on back.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The white boys don't took golf back over. Tiger Wood
came't win ship now, wow, because they smart. They took
the holes from him. See them holes had Tigle running
like told it, the Tiger gonna frost the flakes creep.
Now you took them holes away from Tiger. He ain't
(17:54):
nothing bugger damn.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's how I know. Allegedly, Nigas was on pds.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So if I'm title at my back hurting every other
day and I'm doing all that, Nigga, I feeling taste
some PD who through testing for pds and golf fool
testing for pds and golfing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
No more, nobody, I'm on peds like you're telling y'all
that I'm on PD right now.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Look think of that thang in my own shit. They
ain't nothing but penis metals, penis melts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I take it. I take it around the clock too.
My girl gonna know what got into me?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Shit and p DS inside me. I'm feeling be inside
you too. I like this new dub. I know you do.
I'm starting nothing like this new me. I'm doing shit.
I'm doing moods I ain't never did before. She ain't no,
my body can move like that. My pailvits ever see it?
Begardy nelfold stronger than the fold.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Se y'all want to get on the p ds. Hother
th me. I got them damn done.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What kind of PD I've been telling y'all for the owners,
I've been telling y'all what I've been on.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
This ship working too. I ain't bullshit and this ship
working right now?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
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your show being presented by Prize pick y'all real talk man,
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Trash with the two ages and yeah, it's more or
less on your favorite player over there over that prize picture.
It's just real simple, more or less on your favorite
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player on their stats. Yeah, they got baseball going on
right now too as well. Yankees Yanky said he ain't
over yet, Yankee saying ain't over to it's fucking over.
Oh yeah, y'all need to catch up on that baseball
right now. Yankees and the Dodgers going in it. Yankee
down three to one, but they up right now?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Could they? Could it be a comeback? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I feel like the Dodgers are gonna win this series,
but this game tonight, I feel like the Yankees gonna
take it tonight again. Hm, how y'all feeling over rod
or Is win steak of Mara thurstay?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Uh, you know how y'all feeling over roll this week? Man?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You know Tomorrow Thursday night football game? You got the Texans.
Uh with the Texans versus the Jets. Uh Hey, Stephan
dis is out a cl mm hmm. Hate that for him,
but uh, I feel like the Texans gonna be alright.
I still feel like the Texans got enough to beat
the Jets. Just in lost five Street. Aaron Rodgers need
(20:51):
to retire. He needs to fucking retire. Wh ain't talking
about that?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Though? We talked about age? Are we talking about Richardson?
I'm tired? But when ain't talking about them? Five damn losses?
A rod Done gave us. I need this doll. You
need some motherfucking bar porridge.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's what you need, a rod some broth porridge. Cush
your cold. You need to warm them up. If y'all
give Aaron Rodgers some bar porridge, I guarantee you they'll
turn things around up there in New York right now.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
But all y'all want to talk about is a r
make a mistake, young man. Say they were tired.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
You ain't supposed to say it. Your production ain't been there.
Good now they put Joe Flack on. I talked the
box the other day.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I told y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I told y'all that they were gonna put Flaco in there,
damn it, that is what they doing. Flack go to me,
is just like Nick Tholes, even though Joe Flecko got
a ring on his arm about themore back in the day.
Not back in the day, but you know, back when
ray Lewis were playing, when they beat the forty nine.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Damn fucking little Shuit Bowl like crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But he's another Nick Foles man, ca League a team
on their own right now and start the season now,
but they can they come in and catch fire Shoe
Flacco And I'm honestly say it, I feel like Flacco
for the get in there and like this mother and
hopefully aar can learn something on this motherfucking bench from Flaco.
(22:25):
I mean, look, I never played professionally college collegiate football,
but I know as a quarterback man, you know you
got a certain amount of time one second, two sec.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Three sacred balls should be out.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And I watched that from the greatest win of all time,
Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
He wasn't sitting back in that pocket holding the ball
like that. He was getting the ball like quick.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't understand why the coaches that we say the
best in the world are not playing to the strength
of heay damn playoffs. Now, if you know Aar is
having problem going through his reade, simplify the shit. For
want of some quick screen players or something. Want some
quarterback drawers or something. Do what they doing for Lamar
Jackson up there. I'm starting to think these head coaches
(23:05):
don't want these certain players to win. Why because they
didn't draft them, You know what I'm saying. Sometimes coaches
come in they getting draped the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They really don't want them.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
They want their own guy. I don't understand why they're
not running that offen that helps cater to ail abilities.
Now you got one of the best best running backs
in the world, and Taylor give him the ball schem battle.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
If I'm ay all the little money that I'm making,
it so fuck.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
He ain't got a big contract yet cause he you
know what I'm saying, he and the shilling a rookie contract.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm taking them big fat butherbuckers out each and every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wherever we're at, buying them something to eat, buying them
four wheelers, buying them something. But I need y'all to
protect me. If I'm a head coach and I'm getting
my coach dub says, no, I give you my offensive line.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Come out.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I want y'all look at the tape. Look you're getting
your ass whooped every guy.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Damn play and you want to ring your fat cooler
stomach cabin ass over her. Ain't train giler ray. You
can't have no damn gilla reg on my day on
the sideline.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
When you ain't getting, when you ain't blocking, I want
some goddamn pancakes.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They ain't talking about the can you eat. I'm talking
about the con when.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You wipe your man out on the field out on pancakes.
I can blame he all y'all want, but the man
ain't getting protected. Eith bull Ciga add plays that's being
called too.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Let's talk about that. It's planning your blame to go around.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
But you can't defend them throwing the ball for Fortyfoper said,
you can't defend that shit. Damn you missing the target?
You missing the motherfucking target. Well, see, was ain't getting open.
They ain't giving it separations as they shoot, just planing
the blame to go all around. Do I think he
should have been benched this game? Absolutely, But I feel
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like you should get his job back the next week.
He can't learn nothing on that motherfucking bench. Experience is
the best. The coaches gonna have to start bad coaching.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
That's all. These motherfuckers ain't touching no more. Look at
the tape. That's all you need to look at.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now, coach this motherfucker. That's what's wrong with the world,
iday with these kids. Let me tell y'all something to
turn me on. I wanna know what turned me on?
People whooping their kids in public. Oh that shit turned
up whoop that motherfucker that ship turned me on, just
like when I'm just that shit turned me on your life.
(25:33):
When I'm in public and I opened up up up
my twigger account, anybody got twittered. No, it's the best
pawing on Twitter right now, Jump on Twilter. You ain't
got to wait to have to dark he though. You
can jump on Twitter right now. I guarantee you you
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
What you want to see. I'm on Twitter. Faith.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was in church one time. That's didn't hit my twiter,
but oh my god, them girls popped out. My pastor said,
my lord, you can say that again. You can say
that again.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Man, People whooping their kids in public turns Bubba dub on.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I used to be like when I go around people
and their kids be doing something, and people like, I'll
leave me alone. He's gonna be all right, No whoop
his mother fuck in the head because I don't watch them.
Same people on them, same kids said they were gonna
be alright.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Now that you in jail now, so it ain't all right.
Put something on them kids ASDs now, won't e do what?
Won't even will?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's all kind of shit. Turned me on these days.
And mother, a woman who got good high jeans, turned
me on. A woman who knows when the talk and
not when the talk, turns me on. A woman who
got her own money, turns me a woman who know
how to make her kids go on the other motherfucking move.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
While she can play with me. Oh, turns me. You
already got your kids in the bed. I've been waiting
on you. You've been waiting on me. I've been waiting
on you. Get your clothes off. I'm coming out this
ship quick, ye'ah. I know, ain't not when you're in
the mood, when youn't want to move. Some nights you
can just I'm looking at my print.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
We never worked like that before until I started taking
them peds.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I used to have problems in that mother fucking bedroom.
My girl be laughing. Bro's trond with you. You too
young for your thing not to be worded. She ain't
saying that ship now. I'm fucking the bonnet off her head.
Oh yeah, her mama used to call let me talk
to my mama.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Not no more. She I know how mama wanted what
her dollar doing. She cand dying. I'm in the Chiu
world too. I'm in the listening to Trey song. I
bet the neighbors no my name. Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
So when I come outside in the morning, I'm in
my role in my slipper shall or something able. Hell,
I'm going powed over here. I don't hurt nothing over
there from over here.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I know you heard. I know you heard the morning. Yeah,
it ain't from this me. It's from me pinching on them.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Come on, I know how to satisfy my one. You
better learn how to satisfy yours. A lot of you
women I heard sending y'all pictures of y'all.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Vagina stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Some of y'all shit tooke up, and I do mean
like God damn Freddy Krueger got hold of your cat girl,
buy stop gone and get a sep.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'd rather stick my tongue in a cactus before I
stick my meat up and you help call you again? Shit,
ain't no way.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're a job supposed to like that shit like you
were like you were born in eighteen hundreds and your
stomach looked like you got into a fight with a
big of shit.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Mmmm. You got too many deficiency for me? What you
call them restaurant the nash, You got too many demerits
for me. I don't want that shit. Were brushed and
roast beef? What's that sandwich? And on Cleveland? What they
known for? Even for in Cleveland?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I can't think of that sandwich, that meat as it's
on tip of my tongue. I know somebody's gonna find
out what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
What is the corn beef? Like corn beef?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's why the brawn them lost to night them nigga
full of corn beef sandwiches. And they better not be
at their hard route cause sing on night either.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I ain't playing child, night man, I'm not playing child.
I'm telling y'all the truth.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Y'all know ain'tlying them women be sending them and them
things like corned beef. I'm not bullshitting and get mad
when you talk about man, what's this?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What you mean? Just prick? Everybody else talk how many?
I mean? My fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You mean we?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You're talking me?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can count on your finger, but everybody else sh
everybody means seventy people.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You have seventy means you might well work for a
g B. If you're in Texas. You know all about
ag b ag be got all the meat in the world.
That's your girl, a gip hg B cat having as
you You better not take now another mother and I
(30:38):
heard about you.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Niggas too, take sitting in your ding pitch to these
women they talking about you. I just say, y'all got
bumps on your dick, bump big dickad nigga, But I'm
gonna get online. Act like you a gangster nigga jaystick
and bumps off your meat.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Nigga. You're sick, nigga. Be in somebody hospital right now.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nigga getting surgery or bumping meat, halving the heads, knuckle
you can rap, but you got plas on your meeting trash.
I'm the best thing out. You will bump this thing out,
that's what you heals. Nigga wrap that wanna bunk up
and go to koreb or somewhere.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And browny nigga you need sea moss niggah. The niggas
are nasty. I you know, man, I'm telling you true nicety.
Kids don't lie. Kids will tell you. Kids to tell
you the truth.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Before anybody is with my mom. Have all kind of
men over there want my want my baby, telling my
mom baby. I'm gonna have about four different men over huho. Shit.
So I'm going to court right now to get custody
or my dollars. I got four kids. I'm going to
get custoy over them. They ain't gonna be with me
and gonna be living with my mama, but I'm gonna
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still get to check and chuck my mama something a
little nine. Then for shit, I'm getting them girls. I
got those kids. That mean I got full Social Security card.
That means this income tax season bubble to feeling be
boundary coming down new door the truck putting it on swinkles.
(32:14):
I ain't like putting it on swinkles. Feel go buy
me two horses. Mm hmm, two horses too, Tennessee walls,
y'all finna feel me at thee motherfucking trail rides because
I'm sick of looking at these things ass horses at
these damn trail riding.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Now, everybody, horses ain't thinn, but some of you, I'm
finnna show you what a.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Real horse, healthy horse, a good heart, having heard good lungs,
having that heart supposed to look like a heart.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Supposed to be happy. Some of y'all horses be acting
like they got goddamn into gest God of damn horse,
don't eat hate. This is what I'm doing. A horse
supposed to love hate. Y'all want to get man at me,
y'all fish that time.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And goddamn full grown horse ain't supposed to be two
hundred pounds, you bigger than your damn horse.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Didn't want to put a sad on them. They goddamn
saddle killing the horse. And I'm an animal, love them.
I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And they come to and they come to horses. It
come to dogs. They coat better be shining like a
motherfucker horse or a dog coat better not be dull
around me.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I'm gonna put them folks in your life.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm not playing with you all niggas man, because you're
playing games around here, and I don't like it. You
eating good your girl fact ass, she's getting eating good
while your animals can't eat good.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Dog feeding horses, lamb chops. Stop.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It ain't nothing cure you boy, feeding no motherfucking hoarse
lamb chops. Wondering why when you bring your horse out
took the trail ride. Nobody want to put their kids
on your horse, or you can walk them riding your
horse up the nigger in it stinging from ride that
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rag lad motherfucker heart little like a kangaroo. Niggle mad man,
go over my homeboy, how I can't even go in
the liming room? Got dogs every damn work, got a
swimming pool. We're gonna pregnant dog, get ready to have
some puppies in the limb room. Have something like straight
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up ship. You want to follow us and we I
don't wanna smell wei and shit. Nigglelet talk to me outside.
They smell better outside. Nigga not rastling with the dog,
bunning with the dog, Nigga, bun with your son nigga,
the nigga let him one in person burn with him,
(34:49):
because when you grow up to be who you is,
you gonna ain't gonna like it. But you got a
chance to do something about it. Now you're bunding with
your dogs, boon with your bond with Junior. Man, I
didn't want somebody to watch the game with me. Nobody
want to watch the game with me because you ain't
bunding with Junior. You glett him play with dog with
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his sister Lim and shit, get there, goddamn dog boy.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You kick your ass in here and watch this game.
Give a death you is twelve leap.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Grab your butt walls or two while you agg I'm
fnna fix you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You ain't give a boy bird you damn right. I
wheel whatever it take to save his mother fucking line.
I'm gonna do it. Y'all be listening to the mama
so much. Man, leave him alone here? Who is leave
my baby? La? Hold? You better get out of my
face before I catch your case. Y'all know I'm telling
(35:50):
y'all the truth. Y'all be seeing it, but y'all don't
say nothing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
No, you got to say something that get the twist,
and they motherfucking helps seven eight.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Come on, boy, wrong to hell, throw them down if
you have to, you get your ass right. Going on
the football field tomorrow, boy, hell, we're going on the
field tomorrow. Band ain't no more. Band that band shit over,
(36:18):
ain't no more. It ain't blowing on ship.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
But counters for your birthdays. That's the only damn thing
you're gonna be blowing on. And when you get eighteen
and nineteen some cat, what you better be blowing? Nothing
like blowing on that cat. Make that mama fucker trumple.
You haven't done this before, you damn right, I have, girl,
I'm seizing them, blowing on cat.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
What you waiting on? I'm trying to see if something
come out this mather some come out. It ain't no good.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
The arm turn out on blowing you damn you begg
will go when I get the blowing too. I ain't
bullshitting which ain't you I'm doing. I'm doing this for
my ancestors.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We just met.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't give a damn. You ain't gonna know no
more about me tonight than you gonna know about me
for six months. I'm good at keeping secrets. How y'all
feeling the night over all, though, man, I like, honestly like,
(37:27):
are some of y'all? Are some of y'all sacrified where
you at in life? That's the question I'm asking y'all tonight,
and I reply to y'all, Are some of y'all.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Satisfied where you at in life?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Me?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
No, I know I can be better. I know I
can do better.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's a whole lot of things I can do better
in them, things that I want to work on and
improve on. Man, I don't never want to get complacent.
And I'm good when I met I'm not. I'm not satisfied.
I'm thankful, I'm grateful, but I'm not satisfied. Man.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I know I got tons of work to work on,
and I.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Want to be better. I know some of y'all want
to be better. I know some of y'all trying to
get into the entertainment business. Some of y'all trying to
get into the business. Uh, it just takes time, man,
Like y'all be rushing certain shit. I used to rush
certain shit. Stop rushing it, take your.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Time and do it right.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
A lot of the time we be praying the Guy
for certain things. When when he blessed us, what We're
gonna be ready for him. So I'm telling you from experience, Man,
be patient's gonna it's gonna come to you. But you
gotta put that work in. Know y'all look at me, man,
dug make this shit look easy. It's just I'm just
naturally funny.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Bro. Just it's not. This is not you know what
I'm saying. Ain't nobody you can't teach this shit, man.
Just I am who I am.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
But we all have different talent, different deals. Some of
y'all can rap, some of y'all can write, some of
y'all can sing, some of y'all can talk. Good. You
just gotta go after what you're really good at, man,
and put the work in and time in. Y'all be
wanting to be rich overnight, man, trying to be rich overnight.
You want to be rich for you want.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
To be well out there.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
If I ain't gonna ever be wealthy in money, I
want to be wealthy and health. I'd rather have both.
But you know, but one of them, you know, I'd
rather have because you can have all the money in
the world and don't have good health. Look at Steve Jobs,
like all the money in the world, but needed to kidney.
So we have to be more conscious of taking care
(39:25):
of ourselves than that go for me too. Watch what
we putting in our bodies that go for me too
as well.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Man. Because you only get one life, we buy your temple,
got to take care of it. So protect yourself. Man.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I know we're gonna go out here and we're gonna party.
We won't have a good time, but be careful when
you're going out to be party. Watch where you're putting
your drink. People put sugar in your drink, and now
all of a sudden you're riding around you running around
like smoking on Friday, hiding debot chicken cook.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Gotta be careful. Can't trust everybody either, mane everybody ain't
trying to see you win.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So watch when you go out and party. You put
your drinks down, you turn your head, you ain't paying attention.
Somebody do the dash on me real quick. Gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Gotta be mindful, man. Hang around the people that you
know ain't gonna never do nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You ain't gonna never harm you, Gonna always have your back,
whether you're in the room without the room. Them the
kind people I want to be around. I ain't in
the room and people talking down and hate on me. Hey, fam,
no disrespect, But we ain't gonna do all that. Man
ain't here, woman ain't here defending themselves. We're gonna talk
behind people back. We do it in they face them
the kind people I want to be around. I don't
(40:28):
want to be around somebody talking down on me, and
you get sitting in the room not saying nothing, just
to drind.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I don't want all that. I wouldn't do it to you.
Take real men, well stand up men to do it.
We ain't got that. We ain't got too many real
standing up men out here. No more like that. We
got boys who want to get fig in with the
feed in and get a long game. That ain't what
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
If one of y'all watching this show, I feel like
you rock with me. You ever see me outside doing
something I ain't got no business doing, call me out,
gonna hay, fam, ain't you you doing you no better
than that? I ain't gonna say nah, I'm respected If
I'm wrong, correct me, I don't. I don't got pride
and ego getting away of me. You see me doing
something I'm supposed to be doing. Let me know, hey, man,
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you tripping doll you betting that that's.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
What we need.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You don't need no yes men around. You need people
who gonna really tell you some shit, whether you want
to hear it or not. That's what a lot going on.
People coming into a lot of money. People coming around
and whatever they want, they getting whatever they want, they getting. No, No,
you don't need all that dollars. Need somebody to tell
your no. You need somebody tell you no. You need
somebody to tell you that your breath think, nigga, your
(41:37):
breath funking. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
You're not telling your pot or your homegirl shit that
they should know. Nigga, Stop talking, nigga, your breath funk
Your damn mother fucker.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You make a killer whale, spinkash food out, nigga because
your breasts think that bad your pottinger on stink Let
them know your homegirl cats stink let or no. If
you went to the restroom and take a pen, what
you're doing spring earth freshen the fun you push this night?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Why you go pee and spray earth freshener like tue
in that mother? What's going on with you? P ain't home?
We got to start telling people what it is.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
If you're watching this show and you can't really watch
the show you at work, you only can listen, go
with Apple podcasts and go with Spotify. Type in the
bubble Dub show and listening to this because you can't get.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
This nowhere else kind of like that, kind of like
here the next time trio Burger. You can't go nowhere
in the world get Trio burglar, but right heren ain't time.
It's just like that.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You can't get this bubble dub kind of sauce no
where else. They can imitate it all. They mother get more,
but they can't whoop it up like I can. Like
it's some of y'all watching my show. Y'all can barbecue.
Some of y'all o here can barbecue.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Like a mother. Damn. You got people in your family
that can bobbycue.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
For something they can't bobbycue LIKEQ. Then you gotta have confidence.
You got to feel like you him, because if you don't,
then who will. You got to give a woman on
your team to make you feel like you him even
when you feel like you ain't.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
But she telling you hear is.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Baby, I'm gonna go to the top. One day, you
know she should say, baby, you're gonna reach heights. Ain't
no man never reached.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's the mother.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
If woman out want give here, let me kiss your boy.
A woman powerful boy. A woman is powerful cal woman,
have strength and restraint that we gonna got. You and
your woman can be into it right now. And y'all
(43:51):
argue she arguing, You argue that baby, shut up, baby,
let me eat your cat.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
She ain't gonna let you do it. Don't touch me.
But if she on the other FoST says shut up
and let me give you some head, we gonna do it.
Tell me I'm blind. You and your girl can be
into it right now. Lugga, come here and pucker your paints.
Watch what you do.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Sh all that again going out the flu Crif you
did sleep with my homeboy, go hold do what you
bossed to do, or up my nipper when you do it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Get nice.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Show. He knows what he saw and he's here to
tell you.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Hell hell get nice.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
If you're watching this show, calling the show, we do
the hell now sitting I have fans text me or
call me, uh hell now questions. Someone hit me up
and said, Bubba dud, would I ever sell a dope
for a Mexican cartel.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Hell no, Once you get in that game, you in
it for life. He no getting out. The only way
you get not is in that damn pox showed me
selling dope for a cortail.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, I'm gonna tell like to kill. Ain't another question,
bub dud. But you ever kiss a king cobra like that?
Like Tarzan?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Nothl ain't you? No, I'm kissing no mother?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
But y'all ever see how big them king cope with
them thanking teen toelve mama.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Foot they head is this big? And you think I
figna kiss something this venomou shit?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
H h.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Shit, I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna nothing
kissing no motherfucking king copper. I don't even kiss the
whole make you think I'm gonna kis something? This felloma
and he hold more vinomin than these niggas. Don't think
they hold on be having nothing. They do hold toss
(45:46):
and turn, tossing, turning out all night because you got
something God trying to tell your sick ass something, get
it out of you hold league exorcisible something I toss and.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
T I don't know it. I don't mean, but you
know what's wrong with you. You know what that could,
what's wrong with your sick dandstands walking with them nigga
with them bumps on their meat. That's what's wrong with you.
Bet y'all for watching this show.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I see y'all again tomorrow night man after the Texans
and the Gests man peace, love them out the volume
Yeah, come on in, y'all, Come on in Wednesday Night
story Time with your boy Bubba Doug.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Y'all know how I do things over here on my
should don't can hit the light button, y'all in for
a treat tonight. Don't hit the light button, gon only
hit the subscribe button right now.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm feeling good right now.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I know you feeling good right now because it ain't
nothing else on TV right now.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Ain't nothing else on TV worth watching for me? Tell
me here I am.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now what I want to talk to talk about the
night ladies and gentlemen studs. If I got a couple
on you tonight, I wanna talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Somebody been lying to me? What's going on? Dog, y'all?
I'm my whole life.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All I ever heard was the jail house had the
worst food ever.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's trash.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If that's the case, why these niggas keep gaging all this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Damn Wait, I'm with you. Look at your thus you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gonna throw with the hundred and forty pounds soaking with
now he can same size as Martin when he played
on Big Marbles.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But jail how food traffic?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Stop it? Somebody been lying to me and it's gonna
end right, Rood of night. It's gonna end right Riod
the night.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, y'all told me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But Jared Jones told us that Dad Prescott was one
of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Somebody behind the me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He the best that throwing interceptions, He the best that
throwing to the opposing teams. That's what that good at give,
turning the damn ball over. But we're supposed to feel
sorry for him as fans. We got to chill out
and relax. We've been waiting eight nine damn year or
something Coogel. He just like Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He never show up when we needing two.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I've been waiting on Santa Claus, my whole damn life
waiting on him.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Me and the rats and the roaches been waiting up on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sandal to come down here and get these cookers in
the milk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And his fact ass ain't never show up. That's Dak,
it's Samda. He ain't real.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That press got a fire drill seem real, but never
really real.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Got the frustrations going on to night.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I've been going to therapy for my anger issues with
the cowboy losing ain't nothing the damn shrink therapists can.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do for me right now? It is what he lives.
You know how y'all feeling, y'all, you see what you see.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm running everybody else Jersey because I'm trying to cope
with my losses.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That doesn't lost too much damn money so far. This
sure on them dollars cow boards. I come on here
the bit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Hell, I don't win in the whole bet on them
damn bars, but this wins the night. Nevertheless, we're gonna
learn something tonight. Motherfucker's be lying for no damn reason.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Y'all got them and a got don't be lying for
no damn reason. Ain't. I'm sick of it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Get a lot of you and your motherfucking face too.
Damn you got twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Dollars like a bar. Nah, I ain't got it, lying
like a mother.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Then you see them thirty minutes later over here at
the dope pile buying grams.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Nigga asks you that you have twenty. You say you
ain't having, but you over here buying ground. That's a bit. Yeah,
you got twenty to smoke, But okay't I was doing
the same thing you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You gonna give you that hot twenty. I don't come
up n Graham and got for my people. But BAT
shot out to my people. That's on this live right
here tonight. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
People be lying for no damn priests. I mean when
I went to jail, true story, I went to jail.
I was gonna be in jail six months. I asked
my girl. I said, baby, I'm gonna be gone six months.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't lie on me. Can you stay faithful until I'm gone?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She said, baby, I ain't never cheated on you, and
I never will.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm feeling good, Okay, Hey, I was gonna buy a shit, Okay, cool,
I ain't trip. I got six months. I ain't doing
no good.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The next time I call home, when I heard my
cousin answer my phone at my mother fucking house, I
knew then I was coming home. And just like I
told him.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Damn you at my crib.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh man, it ain't like that. I just came over
here help with the firestick. Okay, bad, But remember this, Nikkel,
where you at is where I'm about to be, and
one how minute is where you a finnla be. And
I made that dream come true. You ain't got no
mother in business being at my girl house. Dog, I
(05:09):
don't play that dog. You ain't over go to fish
no fire stick. You over there getting that cat. So
when I put him in jail, my whole family mad
than me. You ain't right, you evil? How could you
do your cousin like that? How could he do me
like that?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Lag up in my bed?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
My mother fucking herth mattress that I done went down
there and store from wal morn.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I did that. I broke in marb one, got the
herb mattriss, foll back to the.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Crib rned look told my girl, let your big head.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ass down now. Ain't got to sleep on the floor
no more. We got herb mattress. But you over there
with the fire stick. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I'm I'm the bad person, though I ain't done
nothing on y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I would figure go do them six months. I was
gonna eat six months. I take that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But when I call home, you answered my mother fucking
thone like everything could No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't like nobody in my family now behind that.
I don't go with family reunion. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't walk with them. I asked, my girl, lid
me get you to sleep with my cousin. She said,
I ain't gonna lie dead, and she said she felled
then in her chest. I passed out.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What kind of meat do a nigga die for you
to feel it in your mother fucking chairs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's what my girl told me, that my cousin meet
will hit their enough mother fucking cheers.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I passed out after them, god comments.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I knew a then I could never have him back
on the streets again, meeting the chairs, having looking as noise, no, no,
you know what they do with your mind, your ring
every time, me and my girl having said she telling me,
(07:04):
you know what I'm saying, She telling me, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
She feeling it. Come on, man, come on, baby, you
ain't got me. You ain't got to do with me
like that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You ain't feeling you know, you ain't failing my sitting
your motherfucking chest.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's heart burning, hope, and you know it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But I'm the bad guy, you know what, I'm the
bad guy. Everybody do me wrong, but but I'm the behind. Okay,
I'm tim due, Okay, So mother fucking what if we
go on a date you give me a kiss on
the cheek.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Woo the wool. I'm gonna call everybody, got to know
we go together. Now that's just me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But I ain't no bad person, though I ain't got
her sex year o sauting people and all that. Never see,
we praise the people who do bad the people and
the people who do good. Y'all downs. I'm a down
in my family. Everybody want to push on me, make
me do this and that things I don't really want
to do. But see when not tough enough, when I
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get some nuts and start going to the police, all
of a sudden, now I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I ain't right now, I'm finna just restraightened him round here.
Ain't gonna sick of my cousin them.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sick of y'all calling, getting over on my grandma,
telling my grandma y'all ain't y'all ain't on that dope.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No more in your line niggle.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
My cousin went to my grandmo house and stole all
her damn pills. My grandma back hurting, can't sleep, tossed
the turn. She ain't got no more pain mare. Come
my cousin the fucking stole them.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Not mine ain't well.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
When you know he just needs some help, We're gonna
We're gonna try to put him in rehab.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm gonna put that nigga in jail.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He not going no rehab, no more. No y'all always
want to baby him. I'm not babying no more. His
ads going to jail. Grandma her can't even motherfucking open
our eyes because she ain't so much mother fucking pain.
She can't get her old fat ass nothing and cook
me no greens and red beans and rye because she
(09:09):
in pain. I won't get red beans and rye. I
need the green corn bread, poor.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Chocol I want to.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Eat some of that, but I can't because she can't
get out the bed because she in pain. Because Chris
Son stole all the damn pills. Now, if you're gonna
steal a damn pill, let's make some money. That's all
I'm saying. I got some knicks, You got some knicks.
We can give it in like that, and your sister
(09:38):
grandma's suffering in the way she's suffering right now. At
least I could have got some money off of them.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm dealing with all this now. I'm dealing with the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
They ain't doing a damn pain to night, the one
downing there in Cleveland, and lady damn adh then Jelo Russell,
when you're gonna show up, famb you ain't sold up yet,
looking like gold dust.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
With that damn blowing her gonna start this shit. You
start out good. You see you why I'm white.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You start out teasing me good man, Lakers looking real
good man.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Now y'all right back like y'all wore last year. Bullshit.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's just like your kids when you when you tell
your kid get up in the morning, brust the tea,
get ready for school, and not twenty minutes lady going there,
they're still in the bed.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Bullshit. Get your ass up out. They bed.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Some of you niggas watching this show. Now, I got
drawn kids, y'all. You and your wife go to work,
come back home. Your kids still there. Ain't did shit.
I don't mother fucking day, but got they hand out
and telling you they homebry nigger you twenty three twenty three,
Get your ass out somewhere and get you a damn job.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The big niggas at the family reunions, nigga don't wanna work,
but they gonna go with that family reunion.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Man, it's hard out here, know what. It ain't nigga,
you gonna wanna work. You want somebody to give your
hands somethin. If you're watching my show right now, you're
in your forty fives and enough fifties enough stop taking
care of them kids back and help themselves. It's time
to let them motherfuckers go. It's time to let them go.
(11:28):
My grandma got my cousin down there living with her
rent free. He ain't paid. Now another motherfucking bill, and
you're gonna steal from.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Granny and now your mama, ba'll hear it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Ask me say, we gonna sit in the rehab im
like I'm sitting in the jail.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I ain't it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I hope you're watching this motherfucking show. When I
get woof of when wherever he at, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Where the police going. Let me get to the show.
I'm sorry, y'all need to get that off my chest.
So fuck is sure? Who y'all got y'all? MVP? Who
do you?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Who is the NFL MVP so far this season? I
gotta go with a little more Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, seventeen touchdown two picks, ain'ty.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
One carriage five hundred and one yards over two thy
ninety nine passing yard right now. The season ended, right now,
it's going to the more Jackson, the same, the more
Jackson that negotiated his own contract.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
White boys up top didn't like that shit.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
For this goddamn color coming in here talking about think
on't need a damn agent and he's gonna represent his flail.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The good old boys up there didn't like that. They
gonna like Lamar. But the more bout it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Marm said, I don't need no damn agent getting ten
twenty percent for me. I'm gonna keep all this bread
to my damn self. And you know what I'm luffing.
I'm fluffy.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sometimes you got to do shit by yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Sometime you won't a little to help, and it's okay
to get some here, but sometimes you know what, stay your.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Heads where you're at. I can do every boy my
damn self. It's how I feel sometime.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Y'all ever see me in the grizzly burn the fight,
pour honey, yon me, I don't need no damn help.
I'm repeat it one more time. You ever see me
in the grizzly burn in the fight. Pour honey on me.
I don't need no damn help. You can't catch no
fish trying to wash.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
My line, nigger.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's why I tell people, you can't catch no fish
trying to wash my line.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Watch y'all. So I got a little more too. I
got Jared Goff, what he's doing with Detroit right now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I got Jared Goff number two three, Patrick Mahomes, even
though he ain't played that great. But it's team seven
and Oero. I gotta put the zebra in there. But
this is a different kind of zebra. See most zebras
they can thrive in it'safaring, But this zebra can thrive
if it ain't as well.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Ain't he from East Texas too? Just like me? God
damn Patty Mahomes some different. Pat Mahome different. They ain't
really wanna like him at.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
First, and you know, I'm keeping your war home. They
still don't really like this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
But he he's white too. He's saber. He white too
white with.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Him, but he's white, so he get the benefit of
a doubt. We ain't never in our lives. If you're
watching the show, right, we ain't never seen nobody like
Pat Patrick, ma hunk. I know some of y'all don't
like it, but we ain't never seen nothing like him.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yes, Tom Bradley is to go.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Right now, you go, But this Sepra motherfucker right here
giving him one more, two more rings.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Damnit, he ain't Tom Brady, No damn more. I'm just
being real. Tom break is the.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Greatest football champion that's ever leve But I can't see
the preen and say he's the greatest football player that
ever played the game. I can't say it. I'm sorry,
I can't say it. But Gregor's champion to Thomas ever.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Damn Bregen.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It is the gog of that, Just like how I
feel about Jordan Jordan Polga best basketball player efel.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It took me a lot to say that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Shit, but Lebron James is the best complete basketball player, efel.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Two different category, both of them goats to me. You
got Jordan.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm not arguing you got Lebron. I'm not arguing with
you no more. You can't win no argument with them,
Jordan fan. Them niggas would fight shoot all that against you.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Why that's why I say it's two goats now Nigga
waiting on us, waiting on me outside the barber shode
because I said Lebron was the goat.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I won't say that no more than no damn barbershow
hoogar goat Jordan. Now get back in my car and
get down that road and get on this internet.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm gonna save Lebron. But in your face, I'm agreeing
with you. I break what you in your face because
I can't fight. I ain't about that live.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
But when I get by myself, mother, guess what you
want it to be.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's whatever you want to be. When I ain't nowhere
close to you. But as long as I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Meeting you, Damn George Goat, I ain't never seen nothing
like him there in my life. But when I come
up around my mother fucking show, it's this Lebron changed
the whole day. I'm just being real best basketball player
ever probably John, but complete player Lebron And the only
(16:38):
thing it shouldn't even be, this doesn't even be nothing
allgue about about that put on the flip side, just
keeping you one hundred us as people just watching the show.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
White people want to get you in a minute. But
it is black people.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
We are to be thankful that we got some of
the most greggst basketball players to ever play the game,
and they black man, you understand, But.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We took over golf for a little while.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Tiger was something different, Tager than Tager saying he wasn't black.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I wasn't trying to eat that ship. Nimkel. Yeah,
Tiger win.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Forgot about you, seeing you one black number. But you
went over there and you took over that for a
little while. Now those white boys don't come back and
took that ship over. Thet goddamn white boys shooting.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Golf at night time. Now you know, ain't a lot
of top taut shit white bosom y'all colors, y'all ain't
finna just run every damn thing. Now, we got to
bring this ship on back.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The white boys don't took golf back over. Tiger Wood
came't win ship now, wow, because they smart. They took
the holes from him. See them holes had Tigle running
like told it, the Tiger gonna frost the flakes creep.
Now you took them holes away from Tiger. He ain't
(17:54):
nothing bugger damn.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's how I know. Allegedly, Nigas was on pds.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So if I'm title at my back hurting every other
day and I'm doing all that, Nigga, I feeling taste
some PD who through testing for pds and golf fool
testing for pds and golfing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
No more, nobody, I'm on peds like you're telling y'all
that I'm on PD right now.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Look think of that thang in my own shit. They
ain't nothing but penis metals, penis melts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I take it. I take it around the clock too.
My girl gonna know what got into me?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Shit and p DS inside me. I'm feeling be inside
you too. I like this new dub. I know you do.
I'm starting nothing like this new me. I'm doing shit.
I'm doing moods I ain't never did before. She ain't no,
my body can move like that. My pailvits ever see it?
Begardy nelfold stronger than the fold.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Se y'all want to get on the p ds. Hother
th me. I got them damn done.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What kind of PD I've been telling y'all for the owners,
I've been telling y'all what I've been on.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
This ship working too. I ain't bullshit and this ship
working right now?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
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your show being presented by Prize pick y'all real talk man,
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Trash with the two ages and yeah, it's more or
less on your favorite player over there over that prize picture.
It's just real simple, more or less on your favorite
(19:48):
player on their stats. Yeah, they got baseball going on
right now too as well. Yankees Yanky said he ain't
over yet, Yankee saying ain't over to it's fucking over.
Oh yeah, y'all need to catch up on that baseball
right now. Yankees and the Dodgers going in it. Yankee
down three to one, but they up right now?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Could they? Could it be a comeback? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I feel like the Dodgers are gonna win this series,
but this game tonight, I feel like the Yankees gonna
take it tonight again. Hm, how y'all feeling over rod
or Is win steak of Mara thurstay?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Uh, you know how y'all feeling over roll this week? Man?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You know Tomorrow Thursday night football game? You got the Texans.
Uh with the Texans versus the Jets. Uh Hey, Stephan
dis is out a cl mm hmm. Hate that for him,
but uh, I feel like the Texans gonna be alright.
I still feel like the Texans got enough to beat
the Jets. Just in lost five Street. Aaron Rodgers need
(20:51):
to retire. He needs to fucking retire. Wh ain't talking
about that?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Though? We talked about age? Are we talking about Richardson?
I'm tired? But when ain't talking about them? Five damn losses?
A rod Done gave us. I need this doll. You
need some motherfucking bar porridge.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's what you need, a rod some broth porridge. Cush
your cold. You need to warm them up. If y'all
give Aaron Rodgers some bar porridge, I guarantee you they'll
turn things around up there in New York right now.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
But all y'all want to talk about is a r
make a mistake, young man. Say they were tired.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
You ain't supposed to say it. Your production ain't been there.
Good now they put Joe Flack on. I talked the
box the other day.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I told y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I told y'all that they were gonna put Flaco in there,
damn it, that is what they doing. Flack go to me,
is just like Nick Tholes, even though Joe Flecko got
a ring on his arm about themore back in the day.
Not back in the day, but you know, back when
ray Lewis were playing, when they beat the forty nine.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Damn fucking little Shuit Bowl like crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But he's another Nick Foles man, ca League a team
on their own right now and start the season now,
but they can they come in and catch fire Shoe
Flacco And I'm honestly say it, I feel like Flacco
for the get in there and like this mother and
hopefully aar can learn something on this motherfucking bench from Flaco.
(22:25):
I mean, look, I never played professionally college collegiate football,
but I know as a quarterback man, you know you
got a certain amount of time one second, two sec.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Three sacred balls should be out.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And I watched that from the greatest win of all time,
Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
He wasn't sitting back in that pocket holding the ball
like that. He was getting the ball like quick.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't understand why the coaches that we say the
best in the world are not playing to the strength
of heay damn playoffs. Now, if you know Aar is
having problem going through his reade, simplify the shit. For
want of some quick screen players or something. Want some
quarterback drawers or something. Do what they doing for Lamar
Jackson up there. I'm starting to think these head coaches
(23:05):
don't want these certain players to win. Why because they
didn't draft them, You know what I'm saying. Sometimes coaches
come in they getting draped the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They really don't want them.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
They want their own guy. I don't understand why they're
not running that offen that helps cater to ail abilities.
Now you got one of the best best running backs
in the world, and Taylor give him the ball schem battle.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
If I'm ay all the little money that I'm making,
it so fuck.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
He ain't got a big contract yet cause he you
know what I'm saying, he and the shilling a rookie contract.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm taking them big fat butherbuckers out each and every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wherever we're at, buying them something to eat, buying them
four wheelers, buying them something. But I need y'all to
protect me. If I'm a head coach and I'm getting
my coach dub says, no, I give you my offensive line.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Come out.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I want y'all look at the tape. Look you're getting
your ass whooped every guy.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Damn play and you want to ring your fat cooler
stomach cabin ass over her. Ain't train giler ray. You
can't have no damn gilla reg on my day on
the sideline.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
When you ain't getting, when you ain't blocking, I want
some goddamn pancakes.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
They ain't talking about the can you eat. I'm talking
about the con when.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You wipe your man out on the field out on pancakes.
I can blame he all y'all want, but the man
ain't getting protected. Eith bull Ciga add plays that's being
called too.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Let's talk about that. It's planning your blame to go around.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
But you can't defend them throwing the ball for Fortyfoper said,
you can't defend that shit. Damn you missing the target?
You missing the motherfucking target. Well, see, was ain't getting open.
They ain't giving it separations as they shoot, just planing
the blame to go all around. Do I think he
should have been benched this game? Absolutely, But I feel
(24:52):
like you should get his job back the next week.
He can't learn nothing on that motherfucking bench. Experience is
the best. The coaches gonna have to start bad coaching.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
That's all. These motherfuckers ain't touching no more. Look at
the tape. That's all you need to look at.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Now, coach this motherfucker. That's what's wrong with the world,
iday with these kids. Let me tell y'all something to
turn me on. I wanna know what turned me on?
People whooping their kids in public. Oh that shit turned
up whoop that motherfucker that ship turned me on, just
like when I'm just that shit turned me on your life.
(25:33):
When I'm in public and I opened up up up
my twigger account, anybody got twittered. No, it's the best
pawing on Twitter right now, Jump on Twilter. You ain't
got to wait to have to dark he though. You
can jump on Twitter right now. I guarantee you you
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
What you want to see. I'm on Twitter. Faith.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was in church one time. That's didn't hit my twiter,
but oh my god, them girls popped out. My pastor said,
my lord, you can say that again. You can say
that again.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Man, People whooping their kids in public turns Bubba dub on.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I used to be like when I go around people
and their kids be doing something, and people like, I'll
leave me alone. He's gonna be all right, No whoop
his mother fuck in the head because I don't watch them.
Same people on them, same kids said they were gonna
be alright.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Now that you in jail now, so it ain't all right.
Put something on them kids ASDs now, won't e do what?
Won't even will?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's all kind of shit. Turned me on these days.
And mother, a woman who got good high jeans, turned
me on. A woman who knows when the talk and
not when the talk, turns me on. A woman who
got her own money, turns me a woman who know
how to make her kids go on the other motherfucking move.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
While she can play with me. Oh, turns me. You
already got your kids in the bed. I've been waiting
on you. You've been waiting on me. I've been waiting
on you. Get your clothes off. I'm coming out this
ship quick, ye'ah. I know, ain't not when you're in
the mood, when youn't want to move. Some nights you
can just I'm looking at my print.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
We never worked like that before until I started taking
them peds.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I used to have problems in that mother fucking bedroom.
My girl be laughing. Bro's trond with you. You too
young for your thing not to be worded. She ain't
saying that ship now. I'm fucking the bonnet off her head.
Oh yeah, her mama used to call let me talk
to my mama.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Not no more. She I know how mama wanted what
her dollar doing. She cand dying. I'm in the Chiu
world too. I'm in the listening to Trey song. I
bet the neighbors no my name. Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
So when I come outside in the morning, I'm in
my role in my slipper shall or something able. Hell,
I'm going powed over here. I don't hurt nothing over
there from over here.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I know you heard. I know you heard the morning. Yeah,
it ain't from this me. It's from me pinching on them.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Come on, I know how to satisfy my one. You
better learn how to satisfy yours. A lot of you
women I heard sending y'all pictures of y'all.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Vagina stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Some of y'all shit tooke up, and I do mean
like God damn Freddy Krueger got hold of your cat girl,
buy stop gone and get a sep.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'd rather stick my tongue in a cactus before I
stick my meat up and you help call you again? Shit,
ain't no way.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're a job supposed to like that shit like you
were like you were born in eighteen hundreds and your
stomach looked like you got into a fight with a
big of shit.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Mmmm. You got too many deficiency for me? What you
call them restaurant the nash, You got too many demerits
for me. I don't want that shit. Were brushed and
roast beef? What's that sandwich? And on Cleveland? What they
known for? Even for in Cleveland?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I can't think of that sandwich, that meat as it's
on tip of my tongue. I know somebody's gonna find
out what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
What is the corn beef? Like corn beef?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's why the brawn them lost to night them nigga
full of corn beef sandwiches. And they better not be
at their hard route cause sing on night either.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I ain't playing child, night man, I'm not playing child.
I'm telling y'all the truth.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Y'all know ain'tlying them women be sending them and them
things like corned beef. I'm not bullshitting and get mad
when you talk about man, what's this?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What you mean? Just prick? Everybody else talk how many?
I mean? My fuck?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You mean we?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You're talking me?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can count on your finger, but everybody else sh
everybody means seventy people.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You have seventy means you might well work for a
g B. If you're in Texas. You know all about
ag b ag be got all the meat in the world.
That's your girl, a gip hg B cat having as
you You better not take now another mother and I
(30:38):
heard about you.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Niggas too, take sitting in your ding pitch to these
women they talking about you. I just say, y'all got
bumps on your dick, bump big dickad nigga, But I'm
gonna get online. Act like you a gangster nigga jaystick
and bumps off your meat.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Nigga. You're sick, nigga. Be in somebody hospital right now.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nigga getting surgery or bumping meat, halving the heads, knuckle
you can rap, but you got plas on your meeting trash.
I'm the best thing out. You will bump this thing out,
that's what you heals. Nigga wrap that wanna bunk up
and go to koreb or somewhere.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And browny nigga you need sea moss niggah. The niggas
are nasty. I you know, man, I'm telling you true nicety.
Kids don't lie. Kids will tell you. Kids to tell
you the truth.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Before anybody is with my mom. Have all kind of
men over there want my want my baby, telling my
mom baby. I'm gonna have about four different men over huho. Shit.
So I'm going to court right now to get custody
or my dollars. I got four kids. I'm going to
get custoy over them. They ain't gonna be with me
and gonna be living with my mama, but I'm gonna
(31:53):
still get to check and chuck my mama something a
little nine. Then for shit, I'm getting them girls. I
got those kids. That mean I got full Social Security card.
That means this income tax season bubble to feeling be
boundary coming down new door the truck putting it on swinkles.
(32:14):
I ain't like putting it on swinkles. Feel go buy
me two horses. Mm hmm, two horses too, Tennessee walls,
y'all finna feel me at thee motherfucking trail rides because
I'm sick of looking at these things ass horses at
these damn trail riding.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Now, everybody, horses ain't thinn, but some of you, I'm
finnna show you what a.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Real horse, healthy horse, a good heart, having heard good lungs,
having that heart supposed to look like a heart.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Supposed to be happy. Some of y'all horses be acting
like they got goddamn into gest God of damn horse,
don't eat hate. This is what I'm doing. A horse
supposed to love hate. Y'all want to get man at me,
y'all fish that time.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And goddamn full grown horse ain't supposed to be two
hundred pounds, you bigger than your damn horse.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Didn't want to put a sad on them. They goddamn
saddle killing the horse. And I'm an animal, love them.
I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And they come to and they come to horses. It
come to dogs. They coat better be shining like a
motherfucker horse or a dog coat better not be dull
around me.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I'm gonna put them folks in your life.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm not playing with you all niggas man, because you're
playing games around here, and I don't like it. You
eating good your girl fact ass, she's getting eating good
while your animals can't eat good.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Dog feeding horses, lamb chops. Stop.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It ain't nothing cure you boy, feeding no motherfucking hoarse
lamb chops. Wondering why when you bring your horse out
took the trail ride. Nobody want to put their kids
on your horse, or you can walk them riding your
horse up the nigger in it stinging from ride that
(34:04):
rag lad motherfucker heart little like a kangaroo. Niggle mad man,
go over my homeboy, how I can't even go in
the liming room? Got dogs every damn work, got a
swimming pool. We're gonna pregnant dog, get ready to have
some puppies in the limb room. Have something like straight
(34:26):
up ship. You want to follow us and we I
don't wanna smell wei and shit. Nigglelet talk to me outside.
They smell better outside. Nigga not rastling with the dog,
bunning with the dog, Nigga, bun with your son nigga,
the nigga let him one in person burn with him,
(34:49):
because when you grow up to be who you is,
you gonna ain't gonna like it. But you got a
chance to do something about it. Now you're bunding with
your dogs, boon with your bond with Junior. Man, I
didn't want somebody to watch the game with me. Nobody
want to watch the game with me because you ain't
bunding with Junior. You glett him play with dog with
(35:11):
his sister Lim and shit, get there, goddamn dog boy.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You kick your ass in here and watch this game.
Give a death you is twelve leap.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Grab your butt walls or two while you agg I'm
fnna fix you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You ain't give a boy bird you damn right. I
wheel whatever it take to save his mother fucking line.
I'm gonna do it. Y'all be listening to the mama
so much. Man, leave him alone here? Who is leave
my baby? La? Hold? You better get out of my
face before I catch your case. Y'all know I'm telling
(35:50):
y'all the truth. Y'all be seeing it, but y'all don't
say nothing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
No, you got to say something that get the twist,
and they motherfucking helps seven eight.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Come on, boy, wrong to hell, throw them down if
you have to, you get your ass right. Going on
the football field tomorrow, boy, hell, we're going on the
field tomorrow. Band ain't no more. Band that band shit over,
(36:18):
ain't no more. It ain't blowing on ship.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
But counters for your birthdays. That's the only damn thing
you're gonna be blowing on. And when you get eighteen
and nineteen some cat, what you better be blowing? Nothing
like blowing on that cat. Make that mama fucker trumple.
You haven't done this before, you damn right, I have, girl,
I'm seizing them, blowing on cat.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
What you waiting on? I'm trying to see if something
come out this mather some come out. It ain't no good.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
The arm turn out on blowing you damn you begg
will go when I get the blowing too. I ain't
bullshitting which ain't you I'm doing. I'm doing this for
my ancestors.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We just met.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't give a damn. You ain't gonna know no
more about me tonight than you gonna know about me
for six months. I'm good at keeping secrets. How y'all
feeling the night over all, though, man, I like, honestly like,
(37:27):
are some of y'all? Are some of y'all sacrified where
you at in life? That's the question I'm asking y'all tonight,
and I reply to y'all, Are some of y'all.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Satisfied where you at in life?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Me?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
No, I know I can be better. I know I
can do better.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's a whole lot of things I can do better
in them, things that I want to work on and
improve on. Man, I don't never want to get complacent.
And I'm good when I met I'm not. I'm not satisfied.
I'm thankful, I'm grateful, but I'm not satisfied. Man.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I know I got tons of work to work on,
and I.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Want to be better. I know some of y'all want
to be better. I know some of y'all trying to
get into the entertainment business. Some of y'all trying to
get into the business. Uh, it just takes time, man,
Like y'all be rushing certain shit. I used to rush
certain shit. Stop rushing it, take your.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Time and do it right.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
A lot of the time we be praying the Guy
for certain things. When when he blessed us, what We're
gonna be ready for him. So I'm telling you from experience, Man,
be patient's gonna it's gonna come to you. But you
gotta put that work in. Know y'all look at me, man,
dug make this shit look easy. It's just I'm just
naturally funny.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Bro. Just it's not. This is not you know what
I'm saying. Ain't nobody you can't teach this shit, man.
Just I am who I am.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
But we all have different talent, different deals. Some of
y'all can rap, some of y'all can write, some of
y'all can sing, some of y'all can talk. Good. You
just gotta go after what you're really good at, man,
and put the work in and time in. Y'all be
wanting to be rich overnight, man, trying to be rich overnight.
You want to be rich for you want.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
To be well out there.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
If I ain't gonna ever be wealthy in money, I
want to be wealthy and health. I'd rather have both.
But you know, but one of them, you know, I'd
rather have because you can have all the money in
the world and don't have good health. Look at Steve Jobs,
like all the money in the world, but needed to kidney.
So we have to be more conscious of taking care
(39:25):
of ourselves than that go for me too. Watch what
we putting in our bodies that go for me too
as well.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Man. Because you only get one life, we buy your temple,
got to take care of it. So protect yourself. Man.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I know we're gonna go out here and we're gonna party.
We won't have a good time, but be careful when
you're going out to be party. Watch where you're putting
your drink. People put sugar in your drink, and now
all of a sudden you're riding around you running around
like smoking on Friday, hiding debot chicken cook.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Gotta be careful. Can't trust everybody either, mane everybody ain't
trying to see you win.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So watch when you go out and party. You put
your drinks down, you turn your head, you ain't paying attention.
Somebody do the dash on me real quick. Gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Gotta be mindful, man. Hang around the people that you
know ain't gonna never do nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You ain't gonna never harm you, Gonna always have your back,
whether you're in the room without the room. Them the
kind people I want to be around. I ain't in
the room and people talking down and hate on me. Hey, fam,
no disrespect, But we ain't gonna do all that. Man
ain't here, woman ain't here defending themselves. We're gonna talk
behind people back. We do it in they face them
the kind people I want to be around. I don't
(40:28):
want to be around somebody talking down on me, and
you get sitting in the room not saying nothing, just
to drind.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I don't want all that. I wouldn't do it to you.
Take real men, well stand up men to do it.
We ain't got that. We ain't got too many real
standing up men out here. No more like that. We
got boys who want to get fig in with the
feed in and get a long game. That ain't what
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
If one of y'all watching this show, I feel like
you rock with me. You ever see me outside doing
something I ain't got no business doing, call me out,
gonna hay, fam, ain't you you doing you no better
than that? I ain't gonna say nah, I'm respected If
I'm wrong, correct me, I don't. I don't got pride
and ego getting away of me. You see me doing
something I'm supposed to be doing. Let me know, hey, man,
(41:13):
you tripping doll you betting that that's.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
What we need.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You don't need no yes men around. You need people
who gonna really tell you some shit, whether you want
to hear it or not. That's what a lot going on.
People coming into a lot of money. People coming around
and whatever they want, they getting whatever they want, they getting. No, No,
you don't need all that dollars. Need somebody to tell
your no. You need somebody tell you no. You need
somebody to tell you that your breath think, nigga, your
(41:37):
breath funking. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
You're not telling your pot or your homegirl shit that
they should know. Nigga, Stop talking, nigga, your breath funk
Your damn mother fucker.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You make a killer whale, spinkash food out, nigga because
your breasts think that bad your pottinger on stink Let
them know your homegirl cats stink let or no. If
you went to the restroom and take a pen, what
you're doing spring earth freshen the fun you push this night?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Why you go pee and spray earth freshener like tue
in that mother? What's going on with you? P ain't home?
We got to start telling people what it is.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
If you're watching this show and you can't really watch
the show you at work, you only can listen, go
with Apple podcasts and go with Spotify. Type in the
bubble Dub show and listening to this because you can't get.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
This nowhere else kind of like that, kind of like
here the next time trio Burger. You can't go nowhere
in the world get Trio burglar, but right heren ain't time.
It's just like that.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You can't get this bubble dub kind of sauce no
where else. They can imitate it all. They mother get more,
but they can't whoop it up like I can. Like
it's some of y'all watching my show. Y'all can barbecue.
Some of y'all o here can barbecue.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Like a mother. Damn. You got people in your family
that can bobbycue.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
For something they can't bobbycue LIKEQ. Then you gotta have confidence.
You got to feel like you him, because if you don't,
then who will. You got to give a woman on
your team to make you feel like you him even
when you feel like you ain't.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
But she telling you hear is.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Baby, I'm gonna go to the top. One day, you
know she should say, baby, you're gonna reach heights. Ain't
no man never reached.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's the mother.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
If woman out want give here, let me kiss your boy.
A woman powerful boy. A woman is powerful cal woman,
have strength and restraint that we gonna got. You and
your woman can be into it right now. And y'all
(43:51):
argue she arguing, You argue that baby, shut up, baby,
let me eat your cat.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
She ain't gonna let you do it. Don't touch me.
But if she on the other FoST says shut up
and let me give you some head, we gonna do it.
Tell me I'm blind. You and your girl can be
into it right now. Lugga, come here and pucker your paints.
Watch what you do.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Sh all that again going out the flu Crif you
did sleep with my homeboy, go hold do what you
bossed to do, or up my nipper when you do it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Get nice.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Show. He knows what he saw and he's here to
tell you.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Hell hell get nice.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
If you're watching this show, calling the show, we do
the hell now sitting I have fans text me or
call me, uh hell now questions. Someone hit me up
and said, Bubba dud, would I ever sell a dope
for a Mexican cartel.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Hell no, Once you get in that game, you in
it for life. He no getting out. The only way
you get not is in that damn pox showed me
selling dope for a cortail.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, I'm gonna tell like to kill. Ain't another question,
bub dud. But you ever kiss a king cobra like that?
Like Tarzan?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Nothl ain't you? No, I'm kissing no mother?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
But y'all ever see how big them king cope with
them thanking teen toelve mama.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Foot they head is this big? And you think I
figna kiss something this venomou shit?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
H h.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Shit, I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna nothing
kissing no motherfucking king copper. I don't even kiss the
whole make you think I'm gonna kis something? This felloma
and he hold more vinomin than these niggas. Don't think
they hold on be having nothing. They do hold toss
(45:46):
and turn, tossing, turning out all night because you got
something God trying to tell your sick ass something, get
it out of you hold league exorcisible something I toss and.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
T I don't know it. I don't mean, but you
know what's wrong with you. You know what that could,
what's wrong with your sick dandstands walking with them nigga
with them bumps on their meat. That's what's wrong with you.
Bet y'all for watching this show.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I see y'all again tomorrow night man after the Texans
and the Gests man peace, love them out the volume
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