July 22, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What can do? What it do?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Everybody, and welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show. I've
been gone for a couple of days. I've been on
the road doing show. Y'all been pulling up grabbing tickets.
I'm loving it well. Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Man. I feel so good to be sitting in front
of y'allo. Good day man.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
I see y'all in the chat right now getting eating up.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Cause if it's gonna be some goddamn football real stone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And I can't wait. So today's show, I'm starting.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Today's show off with Big Bad as Jerry Jones with
the Cowboys. Y'all know Jerry Jones only see now y'all
keep putting them cameras and microphones in his face. He
gonna say any goddamn thing to come to his mind
right now. But let me say one thing about mister
Jerry Jones, he ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Fucking lyne.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Asking him about his punk tracking negotiats and skills and
reason how they ain't saying why they ain't signed Michael
Parsons yet.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And he's said it quite simply, just like this. I
can't go out and.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sign this motherfucker. But is he gonna be a bailer?
That's the word for the day. Are you available?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
A lot of time? We available for everybody else in life.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
But when it's time for us to need something, them
motherfucker's not available. That's what Jerry Jone's saying here today.
Listen up, fans, Listen up. God. I know, I know
Michael Parson, the bad motherfucker. I know, but I don't
wanna give him my I don't wanna buy a limon.
It's what he's saying. Basically, Jerry Jones said, Michael Parson
is a motherfucking limon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh he good for about eight.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Games, but God gave me this sixteen off them. I
don't need you for half a season. I need you
for all the season. I need you coming off that
motherfucking line, getting to the quarter back, getting my offense
back on the field.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's what I need you to do, Michael Parsons.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And I know you wanna eat fam, so do everybody else.
But y'all donet got the old Jerry Jones. Now you
know the old the old mentality is coming out of him.
Now you know everything, Get on your nerves.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now, real talk Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Everything pisses mister Jones off right now. He know he
ain't got that much time left.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let's be real. Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He on deck, on deck, and he's saying, if I
don't wanna spend my goddamn money, I want to spend
their wisely.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And that's what we need to do here. We need
to start spending monfucking money.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why why we need to quit going to the club
looking for them holes who want to smoke, the hookahs
who won't look.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Old, drink pore, looking for them whole nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We need to start hanging out in other spots, damn dude,
one other spots do them women shit Target niggle. I
know how you and Negro feeling right now about Target
and about the deed that they did.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
They ain't resting with us felt blessed. What I tell
you what? It's some holes and target niggle.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean target every motherfucking day, and I ain't stopping either.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't give a damn about y'all. Nugger, mean dog,
don't be going to target. Shit, you gonna tell me
what to do. I'm going to target.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And another thing, getting back on target, y'all, getting back
on the topic, Jerry Jones said, we paid Dad Prescott too,
he having been available. So when I'm saying to you now,
you're the same way Jerry Jones saying, I heard everybody saying,
y'all signing this person and sign that person.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And when I signed these motherfuckers, they hurt. They hurt,
and I know my tawboy found.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm just simply being real heard with y'all to day.
I ain't boys sitting I'm looking stranger.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
To the camera.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm learning, y'all know how I feel from the heart today.
The Dallas town My boy will be a bad HASH
team this year because shit like this going on. Jerry
Jones calling out his quarterback and he's defensive on line. Computer,
that's the motherfucking Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I know that's the Jerry there.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's the Jerry Jones that became a billion now fearless
big nuts dragging on the ground.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now the books on the ground. Nuts hain't get on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ziggas in Jam. Jerry Jones is back and I'm liking everything.
I'm here and not coming out to see it right now. Nigga,
they say Dak used to get the practice at six
thirty am. He gets there for thirty now, two hours early.
This motherfucker focus negatation going on. I think the nigga Muslim.
(04:47):
I'm thinking that fresh got a Muslim right now because
he's dedicated.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He focus. He got blinds on.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
He can't see nothing, only what's a head and what's
ahead's great things you see. He ain't what it was
like I kid preaching, y'all. This is what your ears
see for a while. Jerry Jones on the curve of
by fat in his pockets. Don't get me wrong, He's
still gonna fat them pockets.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But I'm telling you right now, Jerry Jones want a ring.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And if you're a motherfucking cowboy fan right here today
watching my soul, god damn it, you are going be
up on your feet bobbing your mother fucking head because
about time. By the time, jerf, I know you can't
see I know we've been on you to see but
you ninety seven years old dog, that's my pope. I
(05:32):
know you got the eyes of a fifteen year old
Collie dog. I know you can't see dog. Gotta tell
you what you gotta fan him. They believe in your,
mister Jones. I know you're gonna get the Dallas cowboy
where they need to get to, and that's gonna be
the death for you, ain't. I'm feeling it. Staying on
the football topic, thish right now, Chris drunk ass substance
(05:56):
abuset ass call. You been doing a whole lot of
motherfucking hate on the Brothers fam. Now just one thing
to give your opinion any curtiicular.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Player because you got that cashake to do that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Chris Carr, ain't gonna lie you a Hall of Fame brother,
I'm gonna give it to you. But for you to
come out and say Jade and Daniels and Lamar Jackson
is better than Jalen Hurst. Boys, stop, they all got
different talents, bug ain't, but one got a motherfucking ring
that Jalen A's townshipping ass Hurst.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Stop the hate fam. Now, I do think jayde Daniels
is gonna give a ring.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I do a bitch of the thing. The more Jackson
gonna give a ring. But we're talking right now, big boy.
You sure you ain't still smoking rocks? I thought the
other day, I say, want them dreadlocks? You gonna grew
smoking and some shit like a little devil one. I
don't know, but if you asking me right now, I'm
telling you Jayden hurts him. Say what you want, say
(06:52):
what you want, but he's him, and we gotta stop
all that what we're doing right now today, Chris Cargy,
you're being headed with o Joe Sinko. I gonna know
if you're trying to get back on TV.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't know what it is, though, but the hate
gotta stop.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think Jane Daniels is gonna be a phenomenal quarterback
in this league. I think we all seen that last year.
He has the potential to be that. But right now,
Jalen Hurts, super Bowl champion. What more can you ask
for as a black man in this world? Were arguing
(07:25):
about who is the best quarterback in the game today?
Which is I think it is a black quarterback, you know,
Patrick Mahomes. I think he's the best quarterback in the
NFL right now.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But for the most.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sport though back to piggyback out what Chris Carter was saying, though,
I mean, Jaye Daniels can run better Lamark and run beeler.
He might be a little bit more electric than Jalen Hurts,
but Jalen Hurts wins. That's the only thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He wins.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And just to hear the three black men names in
a conversation like this.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's great. But Chris Carter, you got to stop all
of hate, bro, you really do.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And the reason why I'm saying these three brothers, you know, Jalen,
Lamar and Jayden member hating Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Breed
members them three. For a long time, everybody was talking
about Tom Brady four. This league has been driven by
nothing but motherfucking white quarterbacks. Now it's kind of being
driven by black quarterback. We still got Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He called him on up too.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But I'm saying, being driven by blacks is a wonderful thing, man.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So let's just stop the hate.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's just appreciate what Jalen has brought to the game.
Let's appreciate what Jayden and Lamar has brought to the
game which they ain't brought no ring yet. I'm sure
they will get one. But right now, Jalen Hurst is
a Super Bowl champion and Nigga.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is what it is. You got the soul lug and that. Man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sometimes it just feel like a lot of you old
school players. Man, y'all be bitter because y'all never want
to ring Chris Carder. So you feel like if you
can sit up there and say what you want to
say because you are Hall of Famer and you know rightfless.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So you you went out there, you put the number
was up. It was great.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But at the end of the day, come on, man,
we gotta ride with Jaalen Hurst. Bro, Dude, got a ring, Man,
Don't don't do the game like that, y'all. How y'all
feeling somebody hurts, got carried bro. At the end of
the day, bro Hurst was the starting quarterback for the Eagles.
Bro When they needed first downs, he got the first down.
When he needed to move a chain, he moved the chain.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes he had Shaye Kwan Barkley and John said over God,
yes he did. But as a team, you got to
come together. You gotta bring this shit together. A lot
of the motherfucker had a lot of talent on teams and
number one go about that team, Mike Vick, Desaun Jackson,
Jeremy Macklin, who was that Hurts was over girl had
bench seng on the bench. They were calling themself the
(09:44):
super team and then win shit. So yeah, because you
got you look good on paper, gonna mean you're gonna
win it all, bro, That's what I'm saying. Yes, So
I gotta give Jalen Jalen Hurts's credit for what he
done in this game so far. Man, he's been winter everywhere.
He's being bigger woman everywhere he wins. So I can't
knock that, man, mm hmm. But speaking on some other things, man,
(10:08):
we nigga talk about today.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man. Man, when a motherfucking woman fed up.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Dog, ain't, I ain't ship you can do about it? Man,
I had this chig man true store. I usually try
to keep her in the house, buy everything.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She won't. That shit didn't work. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Want a motherfucker woman want that me on her grill,
She gonna go out and get it, dog, I mean
she gonna. I mean this motherfucker sneaking, not the high.
The motherfucker like she gotta go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
She's sick.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Old time she going to see this nigga. Man, This
motherfucker female dick everything she could the mother fucking crust me,
nig nigga, I'm bigger in the house, nigga. Two weeks,
not not wanting to do ship dog, just just just
asking up all kinds of questions. What bruh doing to
you that I ain't doing? Mane I, man I, I
(10:53):
don't even fucking know no more. Mane Like y'all can
sugarprin and laugh all you want, But this shit could
be you too, It's all I'm saying. Man, this ship
could be you two. You could be going through this
ship too.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Man. I can try everything in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man, this motherfucker just keep getting to this certain guy
man with a woman's figure. Ma, and I know it's come.
All the dirt got done.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's done.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Come back on me now, man, and man, I just
get in the bed, y'all and get curled up like
a baby and cry. She telling me to suck that
shiit up because she did. Now it's time for me
to suck that ship up. Man, And and no homeown
old man. I can't. I can't do it, man, y'all.
(11:36):
I need y'all to pray for your boy because bullish
shit going on.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Man. And I know y'all been concerned about.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Me and calling and my homeboy came by her. I
told you, motherfucker, I don't answer my phone. Come by
my house, Nigga, you on that buck shit dog. I'm
about to turn my back on yall whole ass niggas
out here, for the simple fact that you know what
I'm saying, y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Y'all, y'all didn't moaring me. Man, shit hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Man. I ain't want to go to the grocery store
no more. Man, I need to take a shower. I
smell like a little dump truck over here. Man, I'm
swear to god, I do man. I know this shit
gonna get better.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
She told me she just going through a phase right now,
like like one of them whole phases. She says she
going through and she gonna know when she gonna get
out this phase, but she do things, she gonna come
out of it. They gave me a little hope. They
gave me a little glimpse of things might get better
for got for God, but got but this nigga. Man.
She on the phone with this nigga all day.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
They facetiming and shit, they taking walks through the park.
I'm stuck here with the kids and ship. Man, I
don't even know. And I see y'all laughing. Man, this
shit ain't really funny. Y'all supposed to have love for me,
but it seemed like y'all just want to laugh at me.
Y'all want to see my downfall, man.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I swear to God. Man, just this.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Motherfucker man coming in five six o'clock in the morning,
bristman like like a motherfucker. I know he enjoying himself
with her going the cool go. He a good dude
because he asked me that I want a tag team.
One night when they was upstairs, I was downstairs, and shit,
I could hear him like through the walls. Nigga, he nigga.
(13:16):
He had his motherfucker helb on my nick. I know
he did, man. I know he had his elbow and
her neck. Man, because I had got herp from the
couch and went up there and peek through the door.
Cause the dog got a whole incau me and her
had a fight one time. The dog got a hole
in man. He wearing her motherfucking ass out, like I
(13:37):
ain't never.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Wore my whole.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I like my my gal, like that guy before. Mind shoot, man,
I know I'm getting vivid with the details, y'all, but
mind dude, dude handling his business man like I gave
him high five when he got ready to league high
See your money, dog cause them in the days he
comes through, and I make sure I can. You know
(14:00):
what I'm saying, I can barbecue or something for him
when he comes through, cause he might be homebrain got
no job on the head in between jobs, So she say, so,
I at least I can have some groceries or you
know something, some food on the table, Popeyes or some
finger food, something he can grab on his way out,
Because she told me, I don't need to be in
his way, and I need to respect a real nigga
(14:20):
when I see one, and so I do. I'm not
mad at him. I can't get mad at him. I
only can get mad at her. So I'm asking y'all
to pray for me, or And what would y'all do
if y'all was in a situation like this man, talk
to me chat.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm for real, right, man, I ain't even joking, man, Like,
it's the ship that that we go through as men.
You'll know what you're saying when a man is figged
up for bro other other than her cheek. And she
a good woman dog, she cooks you clean, mane. You
know what I'm saying. She she go to church with me,
She pray with me at night. I mean when she
get mad, she do throw up. How she be giving
(14:59):
Nok a head and ship, and how much bigger his
thing is than mine. But I'm I can look past that.
That's not even like that don't even bother me no more.
The fact that I think I want to get baptized, y'all.
I mean, her cheating on me make me want to
join a church. It makes me want to find God,
(15:21):
It makes me want to do right, It makes me
want to do the better things in life. Now, y'all.
I can see clearly now, y'all. I just want I
just want to change for the best.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't want nobody else to go through what I've
been through. How y'all doing though, man, I'm other than that.
I'm doing alright, Man, What man, y'all, it's been a
rough forty eight hours for your boy. Man. Well, I
got caught Friday before I go to my show in Buffalo.
(15:55):
I got caught. I gotta justify. I ain't nothing major
like that. Just you know who dope it was. But
other than that, man, y'all can kiss me. On Friday night,
I'm in Buffalo at the Helium Company Club. Two shows,
one at seven, one at nine Saturday night I mean Philadelphia, Yeah,
two shows seven and nine Sunday night, I mean naptown
(16:18):
seven pm is the show at the Helium Company Club.
I got a Helium special this weekend. Got five shows total,
two in Buffalo, New York Friday, two saturdayday in Philadelphia,
and one and naptime Indiana. Grag them tickets. Come out
and see you, boy. Been a lot going on, as
y'all see. Chris Paul done went back to the Clippers.
(16:38):
Chris Paul ain't gonna never get no motherfucking ring. He
gonna make all the money in the world. I get it, Clifford,
but you ain't winning no muff. I guess you want
to be closer to State formed so you can do
them commercials all Your son playing up there.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But you know, good motherfucking will, you're not gonna get
no ring with the Clippers. You sugar came over, U
took a big brother over. Go with the Lakers, goddamnit
it and try to get your ring then. Marcus Smart,
I think they got him there just to train Brunnie
because he ain't gonna stop for motherfucking meet me.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Five years ago, Marcael Smart was him.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But right now, shit, I guarantee you Marcaul Smart on
the cows right now, playing mad.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I guarantee you he's playing mad right now.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
They ain't the same damn Marcus Smart that we knew
that named Memphis.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
They ain't the same motherfucker that we knew in Boston.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Go ahead and get motherfucker Marcou Smart and tell us
to have a coke and smile.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I beat damn all.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm hearing about all these rumors about Lebron d Lebrun
being traded Lakers and general Lebron has a no trade clause.
He has to wave that no trade clause for him
to be no longer with the Lakers. Now, let me
talk about the top of the everybody's been talking about
full week, this and that, the top one hundred NBA list.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
They got Michael Joey at number one.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What you motherfuckers still crying about Jordan won brun two,
Kareem three, Watch the motherfucking argument unless you wanna switch
Lebron with MJ.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
But this is what I want to talk about here
on your show today and now don't give it down
by now NBA player now now former NBA player got
to say, let me say, some of y'all were really
fucking with Kobe like that, but most some of y'all was.
Y'all wasn't saying Kobe was the greatest motherfucking basketball player
when he was alive, only when he dead.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Why y'all didn't give him them flowers when he was living.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Why y'all didn't give Kobe to Brian throm flowers when
he was living, when he could smell them.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Now he not long can hear? Now he could creat
he could go nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And now love Kobe being bright, but he ain't no
motherfucking goat.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Stop that nonsense.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He might be the greatest laker of all time. I
won't even argue with that one.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But the fake.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Love you motherfucker showing you showed it for Nipsey the
same way we here.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Y'all wasn't banking clars like that, shooting the curl. Oh
my god, never done.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Continue fake asses thout some faith, motherfuckers, and you know it.
For one, I'm sick of it. Gonna fuck with me
when I'm doing bad, y'all. Damn, you can't fuck with
me when I'm doing good.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Nothing. That's how people live today.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
People watch you walk up and down the road every day,
picking up cans, trying to make a living. They ain't
got a motherfucking time for you. They ain't got no
time for you. They gonna talk about you. You can
walk into that store, grab you a lot of dick,
scratch it off, and win millions of dollars. The same
motherfuckers that were passing you up now when they see
(19:44):
you in the store, they want to speak, Hey, how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Gods?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So these good cause you're only singing that casts your
ass wounds on. But guess what, you ain't getting shit start.
It's time to start treating people how they treat you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Now. I know that might be a wrong thing to say,
but I gotta keep it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
One hunder which if you treat me like shit, I'm
gonna treat you like shit.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You slap me, I'm gonna slap you, bitch. I'm getting
even into a twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Don't give her damn If I'm hurting feelings, If I'm
making your stomach hurt, you gonna wash me.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Do my motherfucking thing.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's what you niggas got to do. She done you wrong,
like my girl gonna done me wrong. She fenna wash
me shine and her motherfucking face. I want her follow
me the waldmore with my other hole, god damnit, and
the one to get fools damps, and we figna go.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Cross the shopping yep, big bass.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
When we bought got a year or two or three
fruit of pilples, camel and burger meat, turkey, bridge camel,
pizza roll.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Hot pocket. We got everything getting the buggy bitch. This
ain't no groceries over.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
There, don't find whole house, don't find holes all loved,
ain't nothing but.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Goddamn frozen vestables in that freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And y'all know it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Noneb a frozen investor been them fire holes freeze.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Because they want to they want they want to keep
up the parcel they can keep selling in that monkey.
Let's keep you one hunder. Now, there has been a
lot of lies being told, and I ain't. I ain't
gonna be a mother fucking nigga to.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Tell them he's pretty wod that you look how me
and she.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Out of my leg that been sitting there and cat boy,
if she's a cat and you a dog, then become
a what mud dude.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm a dog. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now, keep your eyes off them fine holes on Instagram
it said they lose you look like she ain't got
no fat, like she ain't got no stress more.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
This motherfucker look perfect.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But when you get over there and real lives, she
ain't what you think she is saying them holes.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Is ai on the internet? The hole Ai.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
They ain't hold herthing ain't the whole real health. It's
ball head like me. I'm time to shave y'all from
headaches and from going through storms.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Like I'm going through now.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm going through a motherfucker shoot number telling you.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
We have to be.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Better than what we are. Man, our eyes have been
well your eyes will you see if you now if
you're watching this show, then you know it's being pre
singed by Prize Pitch here right there below Prize Pitch
down load Mom, put my luck colt in trash with
the two hs. You put five dollars in, They're gonna
give you fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I'm back on Spotify, back on Apple podcast. Type in
the bubble Dub show.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Boom. There I am, but I'm neat, y'all. Start sharing
this ship for me. Start sharing my ship. Get my
ship in the algorithm going.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Man, if you ain't following me on Instagram, it's Bubba
Dub ninety four, come on and follow me right now.
Show me some love on y G. Bubba Dub ninety four.
I go to Facebook like page and type in Bubba
Dub Junior or go go TikTok the real Bubba Dub
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's what we're doing on fingers.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Start streaming too, yup for the jump on Twitch from
the store stream I funning started showing y'all like when
I'm traveling on the road, you're ready to do these shows,
and you know, before the shows, and I'm gonna be
on streaming during the shows as well. I just want
to bring y'all into my life. Bring y'all on this
journey with me. That's the great thing about technology now. Man,
(23:17):
I know sometime y'all be wanting it bigger and you
can't show. And this is the way of me, you know,
letting you be a part of what I got going
on and everything. But people always reach out. Man, I
cannot help you. Fam, I told y'all, man, just drag
them tickets. If you can't make it, just let people know. Hey, Man,
Bubba Dub coming to the city. Y'all go rock with
fam x Y and z Boom, any comedians that's watching
(23:40):
this show and the cities I'm coming through. And you
want to do open mics, you want to open up
for me, Man, hit me up, DM me. We're gonna
make this shit happen. We're gonna make this ship shape.
We got can sell these motherfucker shows out. We gotta
the name, gotta be Bubble Dug. But that's all I
want to hear. And if you want a hat, I
got you. I don't think that's too much to asked for.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Say out to my people back home and Alto and Lufkin.
I will be dropping out backpacks this week for the kids.
This is truly a blessing to to be able to
give back. And you know a lot of time, man,
when people do ship, they be wont cameras they be?
Won't A lot of people do shit for attention. I'm
doing this shit because I this is what I love
(24:22):
to do. This is in my heart. I don't get
no notilist, but just want to see the children smile,
the parents smile who might not be in position to
get backpacks or school supplies. Just that and that in
the nature. Man, this, this is, this is what I
do it for the love of this ship, bro, because
I can't take this ship with me when I die.
(24:42):
I ain't even got ship yet, you know what I'm
saying about, Like that's my mind frame.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I ain't got nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm trying to get it and don't get it because
I got who God bit me, so God with me?
Who can be against me? I need y'all to keep
smiling out there, keep your head up. I know something
y'all going through some ship right now in your life.
You want to give up? Or don't you give up?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Man? You're blessing right around that corner.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And when you get your blessing, don't be trying to
give your blessing to nobody else that is your blessing.
You let the Good Lord bless them, not you. You
let the Good Lord use you the way he want
to use you. Don't be trying to I do yourself
or because people will take as long as you give,
they gonna take it. I swear to God, you'll be
on your ass broke if it came down to people
(25:26):
because they just wanna call you. I need this, I
need this, I need this, I need this. And if
you don't give it to them, what they say.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I know it got tripping tripping. Now, if I give
you everything I got me, I ain't gonna have nothing.
You mean, tell me I'm gonna go out here and be.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Away from my kids weeks or two weeks at a
time and grinding hard and stressing. Now, I gotta deal
with this, gotta deal with that, and think I'm gonna
come back and.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Just give you all my heart earned money. I beat
damn man, you could do it. Man, you could give
me this.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Never tell your girl come in here and give me
some head. DN then you want the money they bad.
Tell your girl come here.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
In get me some head.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's how you can stop all that shit right there. Yeah,
I gotta borrow some head from your gam Yeah, nigga, Yeah,
what were gonna do?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You wanna borrow some money?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I wanna borrow some head from your gall because you
keep telling me how good her motherfucking head is.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
God Damn.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I wants to find out the mother nigga's out there
finding out why not a nigga you know that's finding out?
Why not a nigga that you know that can help
y'all with the little old furniture bill or y'all guy.
I know y'all behind on that motherfucker shit. I know
you're fifteen hundred behind. I know Aron's coming trying to
come get it. How to let your boy? I'll make
it go away. I make your motherfucking problems go away.
(26:44):
Something you're watching that you a whole a nigga. He
is what you get one motherfucking nighte If she can
give that cag up to a bomb, she can give
it up to a dog like me, because I'm a
what money.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, you keep telling fam man, she went live
last night. You keep telling me your old nigga went
live last night. I'm gonna fuck him around and find
out myself.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Then I'm gonna tell you, boy, you wasn't line what
you talking about. Shit.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Surely he surely hen like that. And I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm telling y'all, man, you know I got an older crowd.
Y'all gotta go along your old lady that made your
meat little mash potato, string beans, corn brought corn, corn bread,
got there, sweet tea. You living a life. But at
the end of the night, the old meat can't get hard. Yeah,
you been bragging your whole live. I got a big meat,
but he ain't.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Don't work.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
This little old small metal mind. God damn work any
time of the date, night hour. Men, It don't this
little motherfucker wheel get down through dout godle God gave
me a blessing. I think I got an entire Then
I'm for getting hard because all I got to do
is think about.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Now. She might not feel this motherfucker that's inside of them,
but God gave me a gift for pinching. We're talking.
I told you so.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Once our pinch of bitch right here, it's pain shoot
all in her body, and she thinks it's coming from
this mighty, mighty, mighty small pinch com make sure y'all
shut this episode for your boys, stopped playing. Ma ain't
nobody bringing y'all live like this shit off the head man,
y'all come on now, y'all got to stop sleeping on me.
(28:34):
You're gonna give a crook in your nigga, you a.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Corook in your neck.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So all my people that's in Buffalo right now, you
should be already grabbing them tickets.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't know what you're waiting on.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Stop waiting, stop procrastinating, goddamn it, grab them ticket right now.
If you're in Philadelphia, you should have done grab them
tickets by now.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
What you're waiting on?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Time? What's your waiting on? Baby? The big black hope,
it's on the motherfucking.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
W One of you is on his way, one of you,
it's on this way. Y'all always say man, people get
make you to leaven gig about it. I ain't win
no motherfucking and I'm still talking this tower. I ain't
let nobody change me. I'm still a nikel Ain't that
gonna never change. So I'm gonna need a child to
help people. Let him know, ain't dubbing the shit, Know
(29:20):
that boy, bring in that heat know he gonna make
me leave. He gonna say some ship that's gonna brighten
up my day.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
In hels and fucking heels. But talk to me though,
I got time today. I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Bubble gotta shrimp, you got damn right. I got a
mighty mighty ain't mighty shrimp. I ain't ashamed, why cause
I got God with me.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I got God with me. Didn't David beat alive? God
damn it. This is well a swing shot. I got
a sleing shot.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
One pepple can your mother fucking old lady and nothing, No,
it was off. I knocked a mat Gump off the
old hold nigga with this one is monster. You think
of Oklahoma te Nigga came through and I get done.
Bj What do you do when thirty eight? I mean
(30:14):
horizon energy of what to do?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Jael? What it do? Shout out to my Mesican family.
You know I love you.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Y'all help me down out there in Denver. Man, I'm
telling y'all, man, get you some misking friends. Man, you'll
never be thirsty with the motherfucker boy. I got water coronabuck,
they got with hell on the Miskans. There's some real fuckers.
They're gonna get a lock on the job. They're gonna
get there early. They gonna they gonna get done with
they work, and y'all damn it, and then they gonna
get done and they gonna be ready for something else
(30:40):
to do. Shout out to my motherfucking they say. Man, y'all,
y'all thought y'all were gonna fuck with some of my illegals. Indeed,
some of my illegal miskans steer him.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I got love for the Misgan God damn community.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I love you and PACKI y'all got you pack. Y'all
beat barrows, and y'all fucking know it. Y'all just trying
to save face. She boxing crooked than a motherfucker man.
Y'all know pack Man, Wan, pack Man, you're gonna got
that money. You finna run your little funky ass back
to the Philippines and trick it off. That's what you've
been doing, nigger tricking. Keep coming back over here to
get these pegg a's. We finnna stop that ship. Mean Trump, Yes,
(31:17):
ain't American. You can't come over here and get a
bag and leave no motherfucking more. Put that in the log.
Trump you're signing everything else. You smooth nold motherfucker. You
sign a new Oh you ain't American. You can't come
over here and get a bag and leave. That's what
packy y'all been doing for thirty five years. I ain't
seen that trick yet.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I just want to get back. I really miss it. Motherfucker. Yeah, broke.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You over got tricking. He ain't man, she gonna stop
running your bag. Built ass over.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Him getting a bag in either.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We can't go in no world here and get no
goddamn bad and what we do they come back. They
got that we ain't doing anything. A lot of talk
going on, a lot of y'all got damn. I'ma keep
trying to tell you, right, y'allt chomp along dog, there
it go, they told Nickle. So that time we've seen
you them, you don't wake it up. Smell the salt
(32:07):
in your nose, mister Jones, mister jo Mama, ain't you
got damn mama niggle.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's the real you been knocked out. We need to
start using all this ingage in coming together. That's what
Malcolm X was talking about. Don't gonna say what y'all
wanna say.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
About brother Malcolm, knowing they tried to leave his part
of what he did in history out.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But I respect what Malcolm and his goals.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Remember he said one time black man came up to him, Hey,
brother Malcolm, how you doing your man?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Brother Macalm, can you guess what? Just what? Son?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I'm the only black man in my neighborhood. Now that's
something to be proud of her back in them days.
But Malcolm X told that brother some real shit because
the brother was so happy to be like to be
with the white posts.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'm the only brother with the white folk. Yeah, like
Malcolm X told him. That's good. Brother.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Now, when no white folks get on your ass, want
you run your ass down, hurdle us brothers.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's what people do today, your family members, They.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Run out and start all kinds of shit. Then they
bring their shit to you and want you to clean
up the shit.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well, just what?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Stop cleaning up people other shit and let them sit
in it. But Bernie Mack say, if you take a
shit and start to smell it, I suggest you check
the crack of your ass.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Niggle. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Stop cleaning up everybody else's shit and clean up your
own shit, because one thing a hago or a nigga
in disguise, black man in disguise will say, Man, I
want everybody eat.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I want everybody to lean some. I'm gonna be gapping.
They don't want to see you eat. They gonna want
see they barey filling up like that. They don't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
That's when they get the whispering and going behind clothes door, trying.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
To shut your waterfowls at all. But only God got the.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Keep said, you can't mess up nothing what God got
going for me. I can't mess up nothing God that
going for you. Hopefully I'm being inspiration to some of
y'all that's watching, man, because I'm telling you God is
real and he's able if you allow him to come
into your life.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I gonna do everything right. I'm not perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'm gonna singer, I sin each and every day, but
I am gonna profess my love for God. I am
gonna do that. I gonna do nothing else in this world.
I'm gonna say I love God and I might cust
the next minute.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
They ain't on you, but I'm just telling you, man,
God is real. How y'all feeling though day Monday, Man,
I've been gone for a minute, been working, man, doing
these shows, trying to get these shows to sell out
and sell out and sell out and sell out and
build a demand. Because I do wanna be able to
give y'all a dope, dope Netflix special or whoever Hulu special,
(34:54):
whoever Hbo, whoever. I'm wanna be able to give y'all
a dope special of me. Like I said, I wanna
bring all into my life a little more and what
I got going on, man, because I know somebody might
be watching, somebody might be trying to get into this business.
And like I tell anybody who try to get in
the entertainment business, just be consistent, be on time, yes sir,
yes ma'am, and just do your job.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
At the end of the day, do your job. Don't
be trying to click up and be friends, cause it's
comedy game. Real click is these niggas be clickish. I
click with myself, I click with my team to medians
that I'm bringing up up under me and on my
team and just trying to help help them too.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That guess what it's about.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
But they be clicking up, man, So don't don't don't
fall in in there talking about this person because you
like this person. Just stay neutral, stay out of it.
I see my brother Ali and Cat going going at it.
I rock with both of them, brothers, So you will
never hear me speak nothing on them. Them two wrong
me and two lines them, two motherfucking lines. Let them
(35:55):
do what they do at the end of the day,
let them do what they do. I got nothing to say.
I'm sit back and just working on me. Who am
I gonna tell people what to say and not? I
ain't not gonna do that. I got nothing to say.
I love both of them. Next topic, Next motherfucking topic,
And why y'all so magg a Clay Thompson for fucking Meggan.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's what he suposed to do.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
A lot of us thought Klay Thompson was a motherfucking
corn by all that what you file your dollar talk.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
But you dyin' know Clay your nickel, Clay Thompson, Nile Nickel.
You see that motherfucker hit seventy two threes in the row.
I'm taking Klay Thompson under all heel that shit.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Ain't gonna motherfucking to save me because I say he
hit seventy two threes in the row.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's in practice, Nickel. Last time we seen play oh
for teen elimination game, I never forget that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I'm taking Klay Thompson under all year because he fucking
and Meggan gonna have that boy weak in the knee
every time to look around. He trying to kiss that
mom oh kitschy touch and having an ad Momucker.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, you being too romantic with MEGGI not me.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'll wake up in the morning, bitstburger, What my bacon,
what my agg au?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I talked to me, what my eggs and bacon? That
eggs and ham. Come here, slap on the ass. I'm
a real one.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm gonna dog here. I'm gonna do little tour in
our dog to see I meigga. Here you talking mat
real player, nigga. I learned this from my.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Potting of Richie rich and Oakning our dog Magiga and marrier. Nigga.
I'm ana do'm a muddy our dog carded to Yeah,
you talking about all right? Our dog? Nothing me ran through.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I don't want no nerves either. Nurses ran through you.
Gotta nurse.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She ran through herd Tell you that she ran through
gotta workhoud warning her motherfucking jow out, gotta go.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
On and find you. Let me tell you who's to
tell you where the real women are? To your warner,
you go with to your warning.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Them holes over the lord of us, the American hoole
won't too much money over there.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All they want to pay souls. I want to.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Goddamn to you a woman and had about I'm talking
about I had two or three jumper little pizzes over there.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Damn right. You ain't think it was one clean.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Not s nine hundred of them over that and one
building here I am.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And that thing move, and that thing move.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Joe calienthe too, when you get inside the little cream
pine right, coming back next week. All we ain't going nowhere.
You ain't got worried about seeing nobody else to night,
you seeing me? And they love us too, women over
that loved us. They just looking for a man that
can just get hard and you, like she said, if
(38:55):
it is smaller, I know, I know, and you you,
but we are matching her. O, my god, we is
a mad in heaven, me and my little boot Jessica.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm not bullshit. I love him.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But if you ever if you ever want to go
somewhere over till water. Go over there the women, or
I swear to God, you wanna sneak one, no motherfuckers
back in over here the whole wold wipe you up
after shit when the last time your girl wiped you
up out the shit never self his assholes them holding
till water, or wipe your ass up, been down and
be ready for you to come back.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I ain't going now, I'm laying. I'm leaying enough, ain't.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I'm getting off. Then if you're watching the show, then
you know it's far the show. We do the hell
and all ship ask you med hm, but you move
full time to till Water.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Hell, no, I'm not moving them full time. I'm not
to your warning.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Them a little different over there. But boy, I keep
tipping in and not like them the legals. Do you
got damn right chipping in and out late?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well, I mean til one.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I ain't eve wearing condos when I'm over there, til
your one, I ain't wearn't no goddamn robber.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
They gonna know me. I don't know who I'm.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Dressed up like that nigga Diggie had dressed up the Punisher.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
When I go over there on tier one. I got
my mask on like the punk show. I'm over the Polish.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Think I got twelve inches of me, but I ain't
got no one. I'm all up on one though. Like
I told you, I'm on her ass like backs me
and her.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I ain't going nowhere. I can't do all that in
niggle right here, don't work.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Goddamn man can like from two people will fighting when
they lock up. That's me, God damn right. And y'all niggas,
y'all being disrespectful, y'all having birthdays for y'all dogs, y'all
y'all some sirry motherfuckers. You got your own kids. You
won't even tell them happy birthday, or you won't even
do that. But you got the dogs out there, My
babies right here, the dogs your babies.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But you ain't even call your own real baby baby.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's my dollar, my baby right at the island for
this one at the eyland for that.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I didn't when she was first born. She was the
run nigga know everything.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I ain't about the dollar, but don't know sugar bout
his kids.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Trash. It's my time, thankful watching man shirty ship. I'm
out m.
What can do? What it do?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Everybody, and welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show. I've
been gone for a couple of days. I've been on
the road doing show. Y'all been pulling up grabbing tickets.
I'm loving it well. Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Man. I feel so good to be sitting in front
of y'allo. Good day man.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Life is good, man, Life is great. But you know
how we do it over here. Hit the light button
for your boy. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Also,
make sure you keep your notifications turned on over here
on the Bubble Dub Show because you never know when
we're gonna go live.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I see y'all in the chat right now getting eating up.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Cause if it's gonna be some goddamn football real stone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And I can't wait. So today's show, I'm starting.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Today's show off with Big Bad as Jerry Jones with
the Cowboys. Y'all know Jerry Jones only see now y'all
keep putting them cameras and microphones in his face. He
gonna say any goddamn thing to come to his mind
right now. But let me say one thing about mister
Jerry Jones, he ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Fucking lyne.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Asking him about his punk tracking negotiats and skills and
reason how they ain't saying why they ain't signed Michael
Parsons yet.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And he's said it quite simply, just like this. I
can't go out and.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sign this motherfucker. But is he gonna be a bailer?
That's the word for the day. Are you available?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
A lot of time? We available for everybody else in life.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
But when it's time for us to need something, them
motherfucker's not available. That's what Jerry Jone's saying here today.
Listen up, fans, Listen up. God. I know, I know
Michael Parson, the bad motherfucker. I know, but I don't
wanna give him my I don't wanna buy a limon.
It's what he's saying. Basically, Jerry Jones said, Michael Parson
is a motherfucking limon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh he good for about eight.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Games, but God gave me this sixteen off them. I
don't need you for half a season. I need you
for all the season. I need you coming off that
motherfucking line, getting to the quarter back, getting my offense
back on the field.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's what I need you to do, Michael Parsons.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And I know you wanna eat fam, so do everybody else.
But y'all donet got the old Jerry Jones. Now you
know the old the old mentality is coming out of him.
Now you know everything, Get on your nerves.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now, real talk Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Everything pisses mister Jones off right now. He know he
ain't got that much time left.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let's be real. Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He on deck, on deck, and he's saying, if I
don't wanna spend my goddamn money, I want to spend
their wisely.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And that's what we need to do here. We need
to start spending monfucking money.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why why we need to quit going to the club
looking for them holes who want to smoke, the hookahs
who won't look.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Old, drink pore, looking for them whole nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We need to start hanging out in other spots, damn dude,
one other spots do them women shit Target niggle. I
know how you and Negro feeling right now about Target
and about the deed that they did.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
They ain't resting with us felt blessed. What I tell
you what? It's some holes and target niggle.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean target every motherfucking day, and I ain't stopping either.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't give a damn about y'all. Nugger, mean dog,
don't be going to target. Shit, you gonna tell me
what to do. I'm going to target.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And another thing, getting back on target, y'all, getting back
on the topic, Jerry Jones said, we paid Dad Prescott too,
he having been available. So when I'm saying to you now,
you're the same way Jerry Jones saying, I heard everybody saying,
y'all signing this person and sign that person.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And when I signed these motherfuckers, they hurt. They hurt,
and I know my tawboy found.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm just simply being real heard with y'all to day.
I ain't boys sitting I'm looking stranger.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
To the camera.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm learning, y'all know how I feel from the heart today.
The Dallas town My boy will be a bad HASH
team this year because shit like this going on. Jerry
Jones calling out his quarterback and he's defensive on line. Computer,
that's the motherfucking Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I know that's the Jerry there.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's the Jerry Jones that became a billion now fearless
big nuts dragging on the ground.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now the books on the ground. Nuts hain't get on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ziggas in Jam. Jerry Jones is back and I'm liking everything.
I'm here and not coming out to see it right now. Nigga,
they say Dak used to get the practice at six
thirty am. He gets there for thirty now, two hours early.
This motherfucker focus negatation going on. I think the nigga Muslim.
(04:47):
I'm thinking that fresh got a Muslim right now because
he's dedicated.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He focus. He got blinds on.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
He can't see nothing, only what's a head and what's
ahead's great things you see. He ain't what it was
like I kid preaching, y'all. This is what your ears
see for a while. Jerry Jones on the curve of
by fat in his pockets. Don't get me wrong, He's
still gonna fat them pockets.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But I'm telling you right now, Jerry Jones want a ring.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And if you're a motherfucking cowboy fan right here today
watching my soul, god damn it, you are going be
up on your feet bobbing your mother fucking head because
about time. By the time, jerf, I know you can't
see I know we've been on you to see but
you ninety seven years old dog, that's my pope. I
(05:32):
know you got the eyes of a fifteen year old
Collie dog. I know you can't see dog. Gotta tell
you what you gotta fan him. They believe in your,
mister Jones. I know you're gonna get the Dallas cowboy
where they need to get to, and that's gonna be
the death for you, ain't. I'm feeling it. Staying on
the football topic, thish right now, Chris drunk ass substance
(05:56):
abuset ass call. You been doing a whole lot of
motherfucking hate on the Brothers fam. Now just one thing
to give your opinion any curtiicular.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Player because you got that cashake to do that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Chris Carr, ain't gonna lie you a Hall of Fame brother,
I'm gonna give it to you. But for you to
come out and say Jade and Daniels and Lamar Jackson
is better than Jalen Hurst. Boys, stop, they all got
different talents, bug ain't, but one got a motherfucking ring
that Jalen A's townshipping ass Hurst.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Stop the hate fam. Now, I do think jayde Daniels
is gonna give a ring.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I do a bitch of the thing. The more Jackson
gonna give a ring. But we're talking right now, big boy.
You sure you ain't still smoking rocks? I thought the
other day, I say, want them dreadlocks? You gonna grew
smoking and some shit like a little devil one. I
don't know, but if you asking me right now, I'm
telling you Jayden hurts him. Say what you want, say
(06:52):
what you want, but he's him, and we gotta stop
all that what we're doing right now today, Chris Cargy,
you're being headed with o Joe Sinko. I gonna know
if you're trying to get back on TV.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't know what it is, though, but the hate
gotta stop.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think Jane Daniels is gonna be a phenomenal quarterback
in this league. I think we all seen that last year.
He has the potential to be that. But right now,
Jalen Hurts, super Bowl champion. What more can you ask
for as a black man in this world? Were arguing
(07:25):
about who is the best quarterback in the game today?
Which is I think it is a black quarterback, you know,
Patrick Mahomes. I think he's the best quarterback in the
NFL right now.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But for the most.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sport though back to piggyback out what Chris Carter was saying, though,
I mean, Jaye Daniels can run better Lamark and run beeler.
He might be a little bit more electric than Jalen Hurts,
but Jalen Hurts wins. That's the only thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He wins.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And just to hear the three black men names in
a conversation like this.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's great. But Chris Carter, you got to stop all
of hate, bro, you really do.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And the reason why I'm saying these three brothers, you know, Jalen,
Lamar and Jayden member hating Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Breed
members them three. For a long time, everybody was talking
about Tom Brady four. This league has been driven by
nothing but motherfucking white quarterbacks. Now it's kind of being
driven by black quarterback. We still got Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He called him on up too.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But I'm saying, being driven by blacks is a wonderful thing, man.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So let's just stop the hate.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's just appreciate what Jalen has brought to the game.
Let's appreciate what Jayden and Lamar has brought to the
game which they ain't brought no ring yet. I'm sure
they will get one. But right now, Jalen Hurst is
a Super Bowl champion and Nigga.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is what it is. You got the soul lug and that. Man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sometimes it just feel like a lot of you old
school players. Man, y'all be bitter because y'all never want
to ring Chris Carder. So you feel like if you
can sit up there and say what you want to
say because you are Hall of Famer and you know rightfless.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So you you went out there, you put the number
was up. It was great.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But at the end of the day, come on, man,
we gotta ride with Jaalen Hurst. Bro, Dude, got a ring, Man,
Don't don't do the game like that, y'all. How y'all
feeling somebody hurts, got carried bro. At the end of
the day, bro Hurst was the starting quarterback for the Eagles.
Bro When they needed first downs, he got the first down.
When he needed to move a chain, he moved the chain.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes he had Shaye Kwan Barkley and John said over God,
yes he did. But as a team, you got to
come together. You gotta bring this shit together. A lot
of the motherfucker had a lot of talent on teams and
number one go about that team, Mike Vick, Desaun Jackson,
Jeremy Macklin, who was that Hurts was over girl had
bench seng on the bench. They were calling themself the
(09:44):
super team and then win shit. So yeah, because you
got you look good on paper, gonna mean you're gonna
win it all, bro, That's what I'm saying. Yes, So
I gotta give Jalen Jalen Hurts's credit for what he
done in this game so far. Man, he's been winter everywhere.
He's being bigger woman everywhere he wins. So I can't
knock that, man, mm hmm. But speaking on some other things, man,
(10:08):
we nigga talk about today.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man. Man, when a motherfucking woman fed up.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Dog, ain't, I ain't ship you can do about it? Man,
I had this chig man true store. I usually try
to keep her in the house, buy everything.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She won't. That shit didn't work. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Want a motherfucker woman want that me on her grill,
She gonna go out and get it, dog, I mean
she gonna. I mean this motherfucker sneaking, not the high.
The motherfucker like she gotta go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
She's sick.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Old time she going to see this nigga. Man, This
motherfucker female dick everything she could the mother fucking crust me,
nig nigga, I'm bigger in the house, nigga. Two weeks,
not not wanting to do ship dog, just just just
asking up all kinds of questions. What bruh doing to
you that I ain't doing? Mane I, man I, I
(10:53):
don't even fucking know no more. Mane Like y'all can
sugarprin and laugh all you want, But this shit could
be you too, It's all I'm saying. Man, this ship
could be you two. You could be going through this
ship too.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Man. I can try everything in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man, this motherfucker just keep getting to this certain guy
man with a woman's figure. Ma, and I know it's come.
All the dirt got done.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's done.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Come back on me now, man, and man, I just
get in the bed, y'all and get curled up like
a baby and cry. She telling me to suck that
shiit up because she did. Now it's time for me
to suck that ship up. Man, And and no homeown
old man. I can't. I can't do it, man, y'all.
(11:36):
I need y'all to pray for your boy because bullish
shit going on.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Man. And I know y'all been concerned about.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Me and calling and my homeboy came by her. I
told you, motherfucker, I don't answer my phone. Come by
my house, Nigga, you on that buck shit dog. I'm
about to turn my back on yall whole ass niggas
out here, for the simple fact that you know what
I'm saying, y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Y'all, y'all didn't moaring me. Man, shit hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Man. I ain't want to go to the grocery store
no more. Man, I need to take a shower. I
smell like a little dump truck over here. Man, I'm
swear to god, I do man. I know this shit
gonna get better.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
She told me she just going through a phase right now,
like like one of them whole phases. She says she
going through and she gonna know when she gonna get
out this phase, but she do things, she gonna come
out of it. They gave me a little hope. They
gave me a little glimpse of things might get better
for got for God, but got but this nigga. Man.
She on the phone with this nigga all day.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
They facetiming and shit, they taking walks through the park.
I'm stuck here with the kids and ship. Man, I
don't even know. And I see y'all laughing. Man, this
shit ain't really funny. Y'all supposed to have love for me,
but it seemed like y'all just want to laugh at me.
Y'all want to see my downfall, man.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I swear to God. Man, just this.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Motherfucker man coming in five six o'clock in the morning,
bristman like like a motherfucker. I know he enjoying himself
with her going the cool go. He a good dude
because he asked me that I want a tag team.
One night when they was upstairs, I was downstairs, and shit,
I could hear him like through the walls. Nigga, he nigga.
(13:16):
He had his motherfucker helb on my nick. I know
he did, man. I know he had his elbow and
her neck. Man, because I had got herp from the
couch and went up there and peek through the door.
Cause the dog got a whole incau me and her
had a fight one time. The dog got a hole
in man. He wearing her motherfucking ass out, like I
(13:37):
ain't never.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Wore my whole.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I like my my gal, like that guy before. Mind shoot, man,
I know I'm getting vivid with the details, y'all, but
mind dude, dude handling his business man like I gave
him high five when he got ready to league high
See your money, dog cause them in the days he
comes through, and I make sure I can. You know
(14:00):
what I'm saying, I can barbecue or something for him
when he comes through, cause he might be homebrain got
no job on the head in between jobs, So she say, so,
I at least I can have some groceries or you
know something, some food on the table, Popeyes or some
finger food, something he can grab on his way out,
Because she told me, I don't need to be in
his way, and I need to respect a real nigga
(14:20):
when I see one, and so I do. I'm not
mad at him. I can't get mad at him. I
only can get mad at her. So I'm asking y'all
to pray for me, or And what would y'all do
if y'all was in a situation like this man, talk
to me chat.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm for real, right, man, I ain't even joking, man, Like,
it's the ship that that we go through as men.
You'll know what you're saying when a man is figged
up for bro other other than her cheek. And she
a good woman dog, she cooks you clean, mane. You
know what I'm saying. She she go to church with me,
She pray with me at night. I mean when she
get mad, she do throw up. How she be giving
(14:59):
Nok a head and ship, and how much bigger his
thing is than mine. But I'm I can look past that.
That's not even like that don't even bother me no more.
The fact that I think I want to get baptized, y'all.
I mean, her cheating on me make me want to
join a church. It makes me want to find God,
(15:21):
It makes me want to do right, It makes me
want to do the better things in life. Now, y'all.
I can see clearly now, y'all. I just want I
just want to change for the best.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't want nobody else to go through what I've
been through. How y'all doing though, man, I'm other than that.
I'm doing alright, Man, What man, y'all, it's been a
rough forty eight hours for your boy. Man. Well, I
got caught Friday before I go to my show in Buffalo.
(15:55):
I got caught. I gotta justify. I ain't nothing major
like that. Just you know who dope it was. But
other than that, man, y'all can kiss me. On Friday night,
I'm in Buffalo at the Helium Company Club. Two shows,
one at seven, one at nine Saturday night I mean Philadelphia, Yeah,
two shows seven and nine Sunday night, I mean naptown
(16:18):
seven pm is the show at the Helium Company Club.
I got a Helium special this weekend. Got five shows total,
two in Buffalo, New York Friday, two saturdayday in Philadelphia,
and one and naptime Indiana. Grag them tickets. Come out
and see you, boy. Been a lot going on, as
y'all see. Chris Paul done went back to the Clippers.
(16:38):
Chris Paul ain't gonna never get no motherfucking ring. He
gonna make all the money in the world. I get it, Clifford,
but you ain't winning no muff. I guess you want
to be closer to State formed so you can do
them commercials all Your son playing up there.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But you know, good motherfucking will, you're not gonna get
no ring with the Clippers. You sugar came over, U
took a big brother over. Go with the Lakers, goddamnit
it and try to get your ring then. Marcus Smart,
I think they got him there just to train Brunnie
because he ain't gonna stop for motherfucking meet me.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Five years ago, Marcael Smart was him.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But right now, shit, I guarantee you Marcaul Smart on
the cows right now, playing mad.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I guarantee you he's playing mad right now.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
They ain't the same damn Marcus Smart that we knew
that named Memphis.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
They ain't the same motherfucker that we knew in Boston.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Go ahead and get motherfucker Marcou Smart and tell us
to have a coke and smile.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I beat damn all.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm hearing about all these rumors about Lebron d Lebrun
being traded Lakers and general Lebron has a no trade clause.
He has to wave that no trade clause for him
to be no longer with the Lakers. Now, let me
talk about the top of the everybody's been talking about
full week, this and that, the top one hundred NBA list.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
They got Michael Joey at number one.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What you motherfuckers still crying about Jordan won brun two,
Kareem three, Watch the motherfucking argument unless you wanna switch
Lebron with MJ.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
But this is what I want to talk about here
on your show today and now don't give it down
by now NBA player now now former NBA player got
to say, let me say, some of y'all were really
fucking with Kobe like that, but most some of y'all was.
Y'all wasn't saying Kobe was the greatest motherfucking basketball player
when he was alive, only when he dead.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Why y'all didn't give him them flowers when he was living.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Why y'all didn't give Kobe to Brian throm flowers when
he was living, when he could smell them.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Now he not long can hear? Now he could creat
he could go nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And now love Kobe being bright, but he ain't no
motherfucking goat.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Stop that nonsense.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He might be the greatest laker of all time. I
won't even argue with that one.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But the fake.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Love you motherfucker showing you showed it for Nipsey the
same way we here.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Y'all wasn't banking clars like that, shooting the curl. Oh
my god, never done.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Continue fake asses thout some faith, motherfuckers, and you know it.
For one, I'm sick of it. Gonna fuck with me
when I'm doing bad, y'all. Damn, you can't fuck with
me when I'm doing good.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Nothing. That's how people live today.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
People watch you walk up and down the road every day,
picking up cans, trying to make a living. They ain't
got a motherfucking time for you. They ain't got no
time for you. They gonna talk about you. You can
walk into that store, grab you a lot of dick,
scratch it off, and win millions of dollars. The same
motherfuckers that were passing you up now when they see
(19:44):
you in the store, they want to speak, Hey, how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Gods?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So these good cause you're only singing that casts your
ass wounds on. But guess what, you ain't getting shit start.
It's time to start treating people how they treat you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Now. I know that might be a wrong thing to say,
but I gotta keep it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
One hunder which if you treat me like shit, I'm
gonna treat you like shit.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You slap me, I'm gonna slap you, bitch. I'm getting
even into a twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Don't give her damn If I'm hurting feelings, If I'm
making your stomach hurt, you gonna wash me.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Do my motherfucking thing.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's what you niggas got to do. She done you wrong,
like my girl gonna done me wrong. She fenna wash
me shine and her motherfucking face. I want her follow
me the waldmore with my other hole, god damnit, and
the one to get fools damps, and we figna go.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Cross the shopping yep, big bass.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
When we bought got a year or two or three
fruit of pilples, camel and burger meat, turkey, bridge camel,
pizza roll.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Hot pocket. We got everything getting the buggy bitch. This
ain't no groceries over.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
There, don't find whole house, don't find holes all loved,
ain't nothing but.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Goddamn frozen vestables in that freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And y'all know it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Noneb a frozen investor been them fire holes freeze.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Because they want to they want they want to keep
up the parcel they can keep selling in that monkey.
Let's keep you one hunder. Now, there has been a
lot of lies being told, and I ain't. I ain't
gonna be a mother fucking nigga to.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Tell them he's pretty wod that you look how me
and she.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Out of my leg that been sitting there and cat boy,
if she's a cat and you a dog, then become
a what mud dude.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm a dog. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now, keep your eyes off them fine holes on Instagram
it said they lose you look like she ain't got
no fat, like she ain't got no stress more.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
This motherfucker look perfect.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But when you get over there and real lives, she
ain't what you think she is saying them holes.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Is ai on the internet? The hole Ai.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
They ain't hold herthing ain't the whole real health. It's
ball head like me. I'm time to shave y'all from
headaches and from going through storms.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Like I'm going through now.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm going through a motherfucker shoot number telling you.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
We have to be.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Better than what we are. Man, our eyes have been
well your eyes will you see if you now if
you're watching this show, then you know it's being pre
singed by Prize Pitch here right there below Prize Pitch
down load Mom, put my luck colt in trash with
the two hs. You put five dollars in, They're gonna
give you fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I'm back on Spotify, back on Apple podcast. Type in
the bubble Dub show.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Boom. There I am, but I'm neat, y'all. Start sharing
this ship for me. Start sharing my ship. Get my
ship in the algorithm going.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Man, if you ain't following me on Instagram, it's Bubba
Dub ninety four, come on and follow me right now.
Show me some love on y G. Bubba Dub ninety four.
I go to Facebook like page and type in Bubba
Dub Junior or go go TikTok the real Bubba Dub
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's what we're doing on fingers.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Start streaming too, yup for the jump on Twitch from
the store stream I funning started showing y'all like when
I'm traveling on the road, you're ready to do these shows,
and you know, before the shows, and I'm gonna be
on streaming during the shows as well. I just want
to bring y'all into my life. Bring y'all on this
journey with me. That's the great thing about technology now. Man,
(23:17):
I know sometime y'all be wanting it bigger and you
can't show. And this is the way of me, you know,
letting you be a part of what I got going
on and everything. But people always reach out. Man, I
cannot help you. Fam, I told y'all, man, just drag
them tickets. If you can't make it, just let people know. Hey, Man,
Bubba Dub coming to the city. Y'all go rock with
fam x Y and z Boom, any comedians that's watching
(23:40):
this show and the cities I'm coming through. And you
want to do open mics, you want to open up
for me, Man, hit me up, DM me. We're gonna
make this shit happen. We're gonna make this ship shape.
We got can sell these motherfucker shows out. We gotta
the name, gotta be Bubble Dug. But that's all I
want to hear. And if you want a hat, I
got you. I don't think that's too much to asked for.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Say out to my people back home and Alto and Lufkin.
I will be dropping out backpacks this week for the kids.
This is truly a blessing to to be able to
give back. And you know a lot of time, man,
when people do ship, they be wont cameras they be?
Won't A lot of people do shit for attention. I'm
doing this shit because I this is what I love
(24:22):
to do. This is in my heart. I don't get
no notilist, but just want to see the children smile,
the parents smile who might not be in position to
get backpacks or school supplies. Just that and that in
the nature. Man, this, this is, this is what I
do it for the love of this ship, bro, because
I can't take this ship with me when I die.
(24:42):
I ain't even got ship yet, you know what I'm
saying about, Like that's my mind frame.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I ain't got nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm trying to get it and don't get it because
I got who God bit me, so God with me?
Who can be against me? I need y'all to keep
smiling out there, keep your head up. I know something
y'all going through some ship right now in your life.
You want to give up? Or don't you give up?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Man? You're blessing right around that corner.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And when you get your blessing, don't be trying to
give your blessing to nobody else that is your blessing.
You let the Good Lord bless them, not you. You
let the Good Lord use you the way he want
to use you. Don't be trying to I do yourself
or because people will take as long as you give,
they gonna take it. I swear to God, you'll be
on your ass broke if it came down to people
(25:26):
because they just wanna call you. I need this, I
need this, I need this, I need this. And if
you don't give it to them, what they say.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I know it got tripping tripping. Now, if I give
you everything I got me, I ain't gonna have nothing.
You mean, tell me I'm gonna go out here and be.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Away from my kids weeks or two weeks at a
time and grinding hard and stressing. Now, I gotta deal
with this, gotta deal with that, and think I'm gonna
come back and.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Just give you all my heart earned money. I beat
damn man, you could do it. Man, you could give
me this.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Never tell your girl come in here and give me
some head. DN then you want the money they bad.
Tell your girl come here.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
In get me some head.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's how you can stop all that shit right there. Yeah,
I gotta borrow some head from your gam Yeah, nigga, Yeah,
what were gonna do?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You wanna borrow some money?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I wanna borrow some head from your gall because you
keep telling me how good her motherfucking head is.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
God Damn.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I wants to find out the mother nigga's out there
finding out why not a nigga you know that's finding out?
Why not a nigga that you know that can help
y'all with the little old furniture bill or y'all guy.
I know y'all behind on that motherfucker shit. I know
you're fifteen hundred behind. I know Aron's coming trying to
come get it. How to let your boy? I'll make
it go away. I make your motherfucking problems go away.
(26:44):
Something you're watching that you a whole a nigga. He
is what you get one motherfucking nighte If she can
give that cag up to a bomb, she can give
it up to a dog like me, because I'm a
what money.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, you keep telling fam man, she went live
last night. You keep telling me your old nigga went
live last night. I'm gonna fuck him around and find
out myself.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Then I'm gonna tell you, boy, you wasn't line what
you talking about. Shit.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Surely he surely hen like that. And I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm telling y'all, man, you know I got an older crowd.
Y'all gotta go along your old lady that made your
meat little mash potato, string beans, corn brought corn, corn bread,
got there, sweet tea. You living a life. But at
the end of the night, the old meat can't get hard. Yeah,
you been bragging your whole live. I got a big meat,
but he ain't.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Don't work.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
This little old small metal mind. God damn work any
time of the date, night hour. Men, It don't this
little motherfucker wheel get down through dout godle God gave
me a blessing. I think I got an entire Then
I'm for getting hard because all I got to do
is think about.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Now. She might not feel this motherfucker that's inside of them,
but God gave me a gift for pinching. We're talking.
I told you so.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Once our pinch of bitch right here, it's pain shoot
all in her body, and she thinks it's coming from
this mighty, mighty, mighty small pinch com make sure y'all
shut this episode for your boys, stopped playing. Ma ain't
nobody bringing y'all live like this shit off the head man,
y'all come on now, y'all got to stop sleeping on me.
(28:34):
You're gonna give a crook in your nigga, you a.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Corook in your neck.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So all my people that's in Buffalo right now, you
should be already grabbing them tickets.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't know what you're waiting on.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Stop waiting, stop procrastinating, goddamn it, grab them ticket right now.
If you're in Philadelphia, you should have done grab them
tickets by now.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
What you're waiting on?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Time? What's your waiting on? Baby? The big black hope,
it's on the motherfucking.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
W One of you is on his way, one of you,
it's on this way. Y'all always say man, people get
make you to leaven gig about it. I ain't win
no motherfucking and I'm still talking this tower. I ain't
let nobody change me. I'm still a nikel Ain't that
gonna never change. So I'm gonna need a child to
help people. Let him know, ain't dubbing the shit, Know
(29:20):
that boy, bring in that heat know he gonna make
me leave. He gonna say some ship that's gonna brighten
up my day.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
In hels and fucking heels. But talk to me though,
I got time today. I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Bubble gotta shrimp, you got damn right. I got a
mighty mighty ain't mighty shrimp. I ain't ashamed, why cause
I got God with me.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I got God with me. Didn't David beat alive? God
damn it. This is well a swing shot. I got
a sleing shot.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
One pepple can your mother fucking old lady and nothing, No,
it was off. I knocked a mat Gump off the
old hold nigga with this one is monster. You think
of Oklahoma te Nigga came through and I get done.
Bj What do you do when thirty eight? I mean
(30:14):
horizon energy of what to do?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Jael? What it do? Shout out to my Mesican family.
You know I love you.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Y'all help me down out there in Denver. Man, I'm
telling y'all, man, get you some misking friends. Man, you'll
never be thirsty with the motherfucker boy. I got water coronabuck,
they got with hell on the Miskans. There's some real fuckers.
They're gonna get a lock on the job. They're gonna
get there early. They gonna they gonna get done with
they work, and y'all damn it, and then they gonna
get done and they gonna be ready for something else
(30:40):
to do. Shout out to my motherfucking they say. Man, y'all,
y'all thought y'all were gonna fuck with some of my illegals. Indeed,
some of my illegal miskans steer him.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I got love for the Misgan God damn community.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I love you and PACKI y'all got you pack. Y'all
beat barrows, and y'all fucking know it. Y'all just trying
to save face. She boxing crooked than a motherfucker man.
Y'all know pack Man, Wan, pack Man, you're gonna got
that money. You finna run your little funky ass back
to the Philippines and trick it off. That's what you've
been doing, nigger tricking. Keep coming back over here to
get these pegg a's. We finnna stop that ship. Mean Trump, Yes,
(31:17):
ain't American. You can't come over here and get a
bag and leave no motherfucking more. Put that in the log.
Trump you're signing everything else. You smooth nold motherfucker. You
sign a new Oh you ain't American. You can't come
over here and get a bag and leave. That's what
packy y'all been doing for thirty five years. I ain't
seen that trick yet.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I just want to get back. I really miss it. Motherfucker. Yeah, broke.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You over got tricking. He ain't man, she gonna stop
running your bag. Built ass over.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Him getting a bag in either.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We can't go in no world here and get no
goddamn bad and what we do they come back. They
got that we ain't doing anything. A lot of talk
going on, a lot of y'all got damn. I'ma keep
trying to tell you, right, y'allt chomp along dog, there
it go, they told Nickle. So that time we've seen
you them, you don't wake it up. Smell the salt
(32:07):
in your nose, mister Jones, mister jo Mama, ain't you
got damn mama niggle.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's the real you been knocked out. We need to
start using all this ingage in coming together. That's what
Malcolm X was talking about. Don't gonna say what y'all
wanna say.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
About brother Malcolm, knowing they tried to leave his part
of what he did in history out.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But I respect what Malcolm and his goals.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Remember he said one time black man came up to him, Hey,
brother Malcolm, how you doing your man?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Brother Macalm, can you guess what? Just what? Son?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I'm the only black man in my neighborhood. Now that's
something to be proud of her back in them days.
But Malcolm X told that brother some real shit because
the brother was so happy to be like to be
with the white posts.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'm the only brother with the white folk. Yeah, like
Malcolm X told him. That's good. Brother.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Now, when no white folks get on your ass, want
you run your ass down, hurdle us brothers.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's what people do today, your family members, They.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Run out and start all kinds of shit. Then they
bring their shit to you and want you to clean
up the shit.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well, just what?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Stop cleaning up people other shit and let them sit
in it. But Bernie Mack say, if you take a
shit and start to smell it, I suggest you check
the crack of your ass.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Niggle. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Stop cleaning up everybody else's shit and clean up your
own shit, because one thing a hago or a nigga
in disguise, black man in disguise will say, Man, I
want everybody eat.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I want everybody to lean some. I'm gonna be gapping.
They don't want to see you eat. They gonna want
see they barey filling up like that. They don't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
That's when they get the whispering and going behind clothes door, trying.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
To shut your waterfowls at all. But only God got the.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Keep said, you can't mess up nothing what God got
going for me. I can't mess up nothing God that
going for you. Hopefully I'm being inspiration to some of
y'all that's watching, man, because I'm telling you God is
real and he's able if you allow him to come
into your life.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I gonna do everything right. I'm not perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'm gonna singer, I sin each and every day, but
I am gonna profess my love for God. I am
gonna do that. I gonna do nothing else in this world.
I'm gonna say I love God and I might cust
the next minute.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
They ain't on you, but I'm just telling you, man,
God is real. How y'all feeling though day Monday, Man,
I've been gone for a minute, been working, man, doing
these shows, trying to get these shows to sell out
and sell out and sell out and sell out and
build a demand. Because I do wanna be able to
give y'all a dope, dope Netflix special or whoever Hulu special,
(34:54):
whoever Hbo, whoever. I'm wanna be able to give y'all
a dope special of me. Like I said, I wanna
bring all into my life a little more and what
I got going on, man, because I know somebody might
be watching, somebody might be trying to get into this business.
And like I tell anybody who try to get in
the entertainment business, just be consistent, be on time, yes sir,
yes ma'am, and just do your job.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
At the end of the day, do your job. Don't
be trying to click up and be friends, cause it's
comedy game. Real click is these niggas be clickish. I
click with myself, I click with my team to medians
that I'm bringing up up under me and on my
team and just trying to help help them too.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That guess what it's about.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
But they be clicking up, man, So don't don't don't
fall in in there talking about this person because you
like this person. Just stay neutral, stay out of it.
I see my brother Ali and Cat going going at it.
I rock with both of them, brothers, So you will
never hear me speak nothing on them. Them two wrong
me and two lines them, two motherfucking lines. Let them
(35:55):
do what they do at the end of the day,
let them do what they do. I got nothing to say.
I'm sit back and just working on me. Who am
I gonna tell people what to say and not? I
ain't not gonna do that. I got nothing to say.
I love both of them. Next topic, Next motherfucking topic,
And why y'all so magg a Clay Thompson for fucking Meggan.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's what he suposed to do.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
A lot of us thought Klay Thompson was a motherfucking
corn by all that what you file your dollar talk.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
But you dyin' know Clay your nickel, Clay Thompson, Nile Nickel.
You see that motherfucker hit seventy two threes in the row.
I'm taking Klay Thompson under all heel that shit.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Ain't gonna motherfucking to save me because I say he
hit seventy two threes in the row.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's in practice, Nickel. Last time we seen play oh
for teen elimination game, I never forget that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I'm taking Klay Thompson under all year because he fucking
and Meggan gonna have that boy weak in the knee
every time to look around. He trying to kiss that
mom oh kitschy touch and having an ad Momucker.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, you being too romantic with MEGGI not me.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'll wake up in the morning, bitstburger, What my bacon,
what my agg au?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I talked to me, what my eggs and bacon? That
eggs and ham. Come here, slap on the ass. I'm
a real one.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm gonna dog here. I'm gonna do little tour in
our dog to see I meigga. Here you talking mat
real player, nigga. I learned this from my.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Potting of Richie rich and Oakning our dog Magiga and marrier. Nigga.
I'm ana do'm a muddy our dog carded to Yeah,
you talking about all right? Our dog? Nothing me ran through.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
You.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I don't want no nerves either. Nurses ran through you.
Gotta nurse.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She ran through herd Tell you that she ran through
gotta workhoud warning her motherfucking jow out, gotta go.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
On and find you. Let me tell you who's to
tell you where the real women are? To your warner,
you go with to your warning.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Them holes over the lord of us, the American hoole
won't too much money over there.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All they want to pay souls. I want to.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Goddamn to you a woman and had about I'm talking
about I had two or three jumper little pizzes over there.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Damn right. You ain't think it was one clean.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Not s nine hundred of them over that and one
building here I am.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And that thing move, and that thing move.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Joe calienthe too, when you get inside the little cream
pine right, coming back next week. All we ain't going nowhere.
You ain't got worried about seeing nobody else to night,
you seeing me? And they love us too, women over
that loved us. They just looking for a man that
can just get hard and you, like she said, if
(38:55):
it is smaller, I know, I know, and you you,
but we are matching her. O, my god, we is
a mad in heaven, me and my little boot Jessica.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm not bullshit. I love him.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But if you ever if you ever want to go
somewhere over till water. Go over there the women, or
I swear to God, you wanna sneak one, no motherfuckers
back in over here the whole wold wipe you up
after shit when the last time your girl wiped you
up out the shit never self his assholes them holding
till water, or wipe your ass up, been down and
be ready for you to come back.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I ain't going now, I'm laying. I'm leaying enough, ain't.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I'm getting off. Then if you're watching the show, then
you know it's far the show. We do the hell
and all ship ask you med hm, but you move
full time to till Water.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Hell, no, I'm not moving them full time. I'm not
to your warning.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Them a little different over there. But boy, I keep
tipping in and not like them the legals. Do you
got damn right chipping in and out late?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well, I mean til one.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I ain't eve wearing condos when I'm over there, til
your one, I ain't wearn't no goddamn robber.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
They gonna know me. I don't know who I'm.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Dressed up like that nigga Diggie had dressed up the Punisher.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
When I go over there on tier one. I got
my mask on like the punk show. I'm over the Polish.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Think I got twelve inches of me, but I ain't
got no one. I'm all up on one though. Like
I told you, I'm on her ass like backs me
and her.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I ain't going nowhere. I can't do all that in
niggle right here, don't work.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Goddamn man can like from two people will fighting when
they lock up. That's me, God damn right. And y'all niggas,
y'all being disrespectful, y'all having birthdays for y'all dogs, y'all
y'all some sirry motherfuckers. You got your own kids. You
won't even tell them happy birthday, or you won't even
do that. But you got the dogs out there, My
babies right here, the dogs your babies.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But you ain't even call your own real baby baby.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's my dollar, my baby right at the island for
this one at the eyland for that.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I didn't when she was first born. She was the
run nigga know everything.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I ain't about the dollar, but don't know sugar bout
his kids.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Trash. It's my time, thankful watching man shirty ship. I'm
out m.
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