The Chaser Report
Are you sick of news you can trust? For over 200 years, The Chaser has been the world's leading source of news you can't trust. The Chaser Report offers a satirical look at Australian and world news and culture, along with occasional confessions of parenting and business failures, the latter often involving an amusingly large number of unsold avocado pool toys. The show is hosted each day by two of the satirical comedy group’s co-founders, Charles Firth and Dom Knight, along with occasional cameos from more talented, less available Chaser colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Donald Trump has proposed something called "Alligator Alcatraz", which according to Dom is a new prison facility surrounded by alligators, and according to Charles it's adding alligators to the existing Alcatraz. Listen to find out which of these two nightmarish human rights violations the world's most powerful man is making a reality.
Also, we're taking a break now. See youse in two weeks!
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Apple has just announced its new glasses technology, and Charles and Dom are as excited as a teetotaler at a winery. Find out how enshittification is everywhere, and what the REAL products to look froward to are. Less screens, more buttons! Luddism is back on The Chaser Report!
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Dom and Charles are excited for the sporting event of the decade, the Enhanced Games! Just as they push podcasting to its extreme limits through doping, so too will these athletes. Right up until Charles finds a major flaw in the Enhanced Games ideology after thinking about it for two seconds.
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Charles provides his exclusive firsthand account of what happened at Jeff Bezos' wedding. But the thing is, it got a little bit socially awkward when it came to the whole "wedding gift" area.
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Trump has arrived in NATO and been welcomed by enough brown-nosing to make Dom and Charles realise how screwed everything is. Protection rackets we can manage, just please don't make us call him "daddy". Plus, an update on the current career of Scott Morrison.
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Charles and Dom reveal their most shameful secret, which is what their algorithm shows them on Apple News. Turns out these self-described "thought leaders" are a bit more shallow than they put on.
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In breaking news, Jeff Bezos has cancelled his wedding plans! Oh and a little something about the ceasefire that is isn't is isn't is isn't on. But much more importantly, Jeff Bezos' wedding. Plus, Charles explains the "Genius" new bill that will accelerate the end of the American empire.
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Dom and Charles continue their war coverage, this time by asking the pressing questions like: "How do the B-2 pilots take a piss?" Charles has his first theory on the end of the rule of not just international law, but all laws. Plus, Dom shares an anecdote about getting into a bar fight in Japan.
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Charles and Dom react to the not much news from the weekend.
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Tired of the doom and gloom in the news at the moment? Lucky you, because Dom has found an article warning about a brand new type of end-of-the-world prediction: 'Q Day'. Plus, Charles explains the mechanics of quantum computer after an amount of beers that is impossible to measure without altering the result.
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In the wake of war between Israel and Iran, Dom and Charles tackle the nuclear question: how should the world determine who has control of atomic bombs? Also, please keep your voices down when listening to this episode, thank you!
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Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now?
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In the wake of Trump's birthday parade this weekend (and ignoring all the wars that just started) Charles is inspired by the President/King/Emperor on how to improve his upcoming 50th bday bash. Plus Dom exposes Charles' favourite ever joke.
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Donald Trump is unsure whether the AUKUS deal where Australia gives the US $368 billion and receives zero nuclear submarines is sufficiently "America first". Charles and Dom are here to tell him the truth, that Australia is stealing from America and it needs to be cancelled.
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Charles has discovered a bluetooth tattoo that could win the award for most dystopian product covered on the podcast. Meanwhile he also tells Dom about a mechanical arm controlled by AI, and why everyone should watch season two of The Rehearsal.
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Dom and Charles make some bold hyperbolic predictions about the outcome of the Los Angeles riots/invasion. Then, once they realise that all their exaggerated ideas are far more likely than first assumed, they double down make even more big calls.
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In the wake of an Australian journalist being shot at by police in LA, Charles and Dom knock their brains together to come up with a solution for the impending Australia vs USA war.
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Charles brings several stories that sound like they're from the future but are actually pathetically present, including multiple stories about AI discovering a partner's disloyalty. This episode description was written by 14 people in a sweat shop typing very fast pretending to be AI. Please let us out. Our coordinates are 47.1915° N, 52.8371° W.
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