April 15, 2025 • 20 mins
The word "like" is being used more than ever by people. Kourtney Kardashian could be one of the worst offenders of this though... Plus, Real Housewives royalty, Pettifleur Berenger, joins us after she had an incident with Chrissie.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now, is there a more famous family than the Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't think so. Soone. I thought you were about
to call them the Cartrashians.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Eh Oh, is that a nickname? Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I think I've seen that online.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I would never I love them. I particularly love Kim. Look,
it's no mystery. My least favorite and I may or
may not have caught her boring in my lifetime is
Courtney And I normally forget her name.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's how bad I am.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's how she is to you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh my god, it's so cruel. Every time I forget
her name. I think that is so insulting to another
human being.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Anyway, She has appeared in the new series. This episode
went to where last.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Week, yeah, Thursday or Friday, the first of this new
season dropped, and she didn't seem like she wanted to
be there.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Again, No, give it up, give it up, lady.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But she did have a little starring role talking about
the word that she uses too much.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
When I watch the edits of our show, I make
them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
likes as you can.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I must give someone a full time job.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's like like so like like like like like and
I was.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Like, get to the punchline like.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Like like like just put it out there like like
in like almost like like I don't think we know
how to like so it's like editors like vibing. And
then I was like like like like like like this.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like but I was like like like like like like
have to like have like you can't like.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, it's too much, it's too much. You know where
did they grow up? Can? I ask? In San Fernando Valley?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, because that the use of like I believe came
from the San Fernando Valley specifically Yeah Valley Valley Girls
Valley back in the eighties, and and.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Then obviously it caught on I feel like I say
it too much.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I've never noticed that from you because I feel like
I say it too much.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I haven't noticed that from you, and.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I haven't noticed it from you. What word do you think?
Is there a word that you catch yourself saying?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I say way too much, like I cannot listen to myself.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See I just said like right, See I say right,
I say right, always catch myself going right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Right? I say right as well, and I say yeah, yeah, yeah,
like you know that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Sound like you try to see.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I also say absolutely not too much.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I wonder if you got that from me.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know, because I don't know where I got
it from, but I say it all the time. It's terrible.
Twenty four ten.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Do you over use one word and sometimes you don't
even know you're doing it until you can hear yourself
back if you can when you see yourself at it
on a video or something.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, if you can confess to us the word you use.
I reckon we people are challenged swan and make them
try and talk to us for like thirty seconds without
using the word.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, well, let's keep it at like, let's keep it
at okay, Like that is the most popular one. I
reckon that we are all over using the Chrissy Swan show.
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on like Nova,
and like we use like so.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All the time. When you say it like that, that
is like nails on a chalkboard, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And then you can't unhear it. Every time you say it.
You go, oh God, I've done it again. Courtney Kardashian
has had a reckoning with her overuse of the word like.
It was interesting in the first episode of the annual series,
she said that she actually asks editors to edit out
as many likes as they can.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When I watch the edits of our show, I make
them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
legs as you can.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I must give someone a full time job. It's like like,
so like.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Blake, I know you hate it. I'm going to turn
it down.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It just it feels like it's feels like it feels
like it's hypnotizing me.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm just trying to someone.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ten. We want to know if, like court oh, it
feels so weird to say.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now you know that that was the correct word, correct
use of it, though, if.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like Courtney, you struggle with the word like, we want
to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, because we've got a little competition and.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We yeah, we've got Maddie on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hi, mads Hello.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How bad is it when you when someone points it
out to you like.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh my god, oh you say like a fair bit
and then it's ruined for you forever.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
My Mike tells me all the time, you say so
many times, stop it, and I try so hard not
to say it that there have been time to I
try it's so hard to say it every time.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You have not said it once in this conversation. You've
done so well.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
All Right, We're going to give you a topic, Lauren,
and we're going to at thirty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm going to get you to choose the topic because
I think you've got an advantage if you really know
what you're talking about. So what are you an expert
in or what's an interest area?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Coffee?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, yeah, amazing. I'm going to start the timer,
and if you can talk for thirty seconds, Mattie, we're
going to send you a massive bunch of interfloora flowers
and early Valentine's Day gift. Ah alrighty, timer starts now. Well.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I drink coffee every day because I function as a
normal human being when I work in the healthcare industry
and I don't buy people's head off when i'm I'm
custom ha.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And what's your foot? What's your order?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
I drink Along black with a pump of vanilla syrup,
or if I feel really fancy, I'll have a Vanilla's
with a cream culbrew from Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh my god, you did it was that hard?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So hard?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
It was my stomach was so.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
How many times did you think you went to say
it and you didn't?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Probably half a dozen.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, I'm going to say there was four or five
there that I heard.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, she could put it in there.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well well done, Maddie. One hundred and fifty dollars out
into Flora, get Valentine's Day flowers and gift delivered the
same day. That was fun. Let's go to Laurence one
in see if we can do the same.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Ay, Lauren, afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do you think that you're going to be able to
follow in Maddie's footsteps and go full thirty seconds without
putting alike in there?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
I don't know. She was amazing. And I think now
that you've think we've been talking about the word a lot,
it's like, in the back of my mind.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You just wagged one in terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, I know it's so so hard, but I believe
in you. What topic do you want to talk about
for thirty seconds, Lauren?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
I was just thinking about how you were just talking
about making a cake. And I've got this terrible habit
of finding recipes and saving them, but I'm going to
make myself go back into them and cooks. I thought
maybe something about recipes and cooking.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Okay, done, Okay, great, I'm gonna I'm gonna kick you
off with a question.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
First up, Lauren, what is your favorite thing to cook?
Speaker 10 (07:17):
I love a nice slow cooks lamb with garlic and rosemary.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
What do you say it with? Oh, a bit of.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
Maybe mash or some steamed broccolini. That's probably my favorite?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Keita?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Making the perfect mash?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
I think you need butter and salt and pepper.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, And what that desserts?
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Oh? Look, I'm not a massive sweet person, but when
you were just saying about the doughnuts, cake.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Into Flora for you as well, Lauren. They do same
day delivery. He nailed that. Ladies, well done?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Did I could hear the constant on your voice. It
was so funny. The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
I had a bit of a celebrity spot the other day.
I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So I was driving home from work and there were
lots of roads closed and I had to back Elie
Sally anyway, I finally got free of the gridlock and
I was scooting along this road feeling pretty smug actually,
because every time I looked to the left, which is
where I needed to go, it was all banked up
(08:34):
and I was just sailing through.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was a you feel like you're on the fast
and the furious correct. It's great.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I was winning.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And I keep in mind what I said, I was
sailing through.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I was going at full clip right. There was no
one ahead of me, no one behind me, brilliant the
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Out of the blue, a giant car land or over
size or bigger. I've never seen a bigger car just
pulls out. Keep in mind that car could have gone
any time before or anytime after. I looked at my
revision mirror. It was like a ghost town behind me.
(09:15):
But no, that car wanted to pull out right then.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They were on a mission and they were going to
hit me because I.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Was going at full clip.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I honked my horn, which I'm very reticent to do.
It sounds so aggressive. I honked my horn merely because
I thought, oh, this person can't see me for some reason,
and they were going to hit me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
They were not stopping. They kept on going anyway. Honked
the horn. At this stage the car still didn't stop.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was pulling out and whoever was driving it was
waving at.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Me, going I'm going, I'm going. It doesn't matter. I've
got to go. Now.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I saw shining in the sunlight a head full of
silver foils. This person in the giant car had a
good guess, had obviously been at the hair salon there
on the on the street, and it had gone too long.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's a one hour park. At a two hour park,
you know how long it takes. She had to move
the car. She didn't technically have.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
To move it right then, but she obviously did. And
as I came I to I with this foil wearing person,
I was thrilled to recognize the reckless driver who was
it as Pettiflur, bearing from the real house ven.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
She joins us on the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Now, Swanni petti Flur, Hello, how are you look? I'm
well insured luckily for you now, pettifly to differ now,
Petty Flirt. When I locked eyes with you, I was delighted.
(11:05):
Did you lock eyes with me? Did you know that
it was me that you nearly wrote off the Toyota
rav four of.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
I had no idea, absolutely none at all.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Why would you.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Think inspector was on my tail and I had to
high tail out of that parking and I saw you coming.
I didn't know who you were. I saw a car
coming with the indicator on, trying to inch my spot. No,
I was f and I was like, well, no you're not.
(11:44):
I am going. I stuck my hand out and I
was going.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This makes again, Now this makes sense.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
What Chrissy, what? What did you know? I took a
gamble on your hitting me because it would have been
cheaper for you would hit me than the damn parking fine.
Just what you could have sued you for reckless driving
(12:15):
and raw I had no exis to pay. It could
have been cheaper than the damn cracking traffic fine. And
sorry darling, but obviously you're a great driver because you
did the right thing. You put your brakes on, you
screamed at me, and you left and you went so
(12:35):
all good.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You got you. You got mad for no reason. I
was going home. I didn't want your park Pettifler.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
And they didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And then weirdly we saw the reason why you were
getting your hair because we ran into each other at
Melbourne Fashion Festival where Jack was walking.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
That's right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He looks fabulous.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
I realized, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I ask, are you still in the best shape of
your life?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm the best shape of my life.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Who begs, oh, Darling, I'm trying. I'm trying because you
know what, that slogan is haunting me. It just haunts me.
I have no choice, Darling. I have to.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Not me, not me.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Pettiphler, Absolutely, nobody Pettifler.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
For all the Real Housewives of Melbourne fans listening, is
there any chance it's ever going to come back? Have
you spoken to Gina or Gamble or the gals?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
We speak all the time, and it should come back.
It should And all the Orgies because everyone's screaming for
the Orgies.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What I want to do is go back and and
have looked, because I seem to have missed all the
episodes with the Orgies.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The Christy Swan Show. Particularly love Chloe.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, she's your favor, She's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's your favorite. You can't have Kim as your favorite.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
My favorite at the moment would be Kylie. Really yeah.
Watching the show, she's just like someone that I can
imagine in my friend group. She's lose, she's fun like
I'd like to be made with her.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
She's got going. I know that.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's like, you know, it's only the wrapping and stuff,
but god, she's got magnificent buzzies do isn't she?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And like seeing them the other day when she was
sitting at the tennis with Timothy. My god, he's a French.
She too.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He's a French. He the friend. She loves the French.
She's loved their busies.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They really do.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Anyway, we digress. Chloe Kardashian has appeared on is it
her podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, Chloe in Wonderland.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Chloe in Wonderland, and she's had her marmager on there.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Guests dropped out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Clearly, Mom, do just you come on?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And she's confessed that she did hear something that was
quite traumatic growing up like all these little wives tails.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
And under the bad One time you and your ex
husband were trying and that was I'm still over that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, but you snuck into my bedroom. I was playing
hide and go seek and nobody found me and.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I well, you were with Francesca, so you were apparently
who were you looking for each other? You were hiding
under my bed and you didn't get caught. You decided
to stay there because it sounded exciting and you got
an ear fault?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wait, how did you get out of there? Did we
catch you under the bed or did you wait?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I ran out and you guys were like, what was that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I can't believe that Christiana doesn't remember that clearly, her
child being under the bed while she was trying for
a baby.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You would have thought that, because do you think Chris
would be mortified by it? Still?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, you would think so.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
She's always three Martini's deep, Chris, though nothing would phase her.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, community service announcement. You know who the husband was?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Was it Bruce obviously now Caitlin formally Bruce Channa.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's a picture that I just can't get out of
my hand. I feel for Chloe.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Thanks to that scenario, we got the great Kendall and
Clylie Joe.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
True, that is absolutely true. I have, thank god, never
never heard such a thing. And because I don't do
that sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Thing, your kids are not at risk of that never.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That would never.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
They have never and they will never be traumatized in
that way.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Do you know what's so funny? This came up in
our house over summer. We were talking about these scenarios.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
With Wendy and Davis yea.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And Mum and Mum kind of brought up. She's like, God,
do you remember that time? I was like no, and
it's like we must have not been clued on. She
would remember, She's got this time in her mind that
we've never spoken about that. I think she thinks we
saw something, but we never did really.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Even writer, were you listen? Spits and Bobs didn't hear anything?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Thirteen twenty four to ten, Tom, are you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Going to share your story?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Tom? Al Produce has got a great story? Thirteen twenty
four to ten. Have you heard your parents.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Going out just loving each other? Loving each other in
that special way? The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Let Me Love You.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's exactly what Bruce Jenner said to his then wife
Chris Jenna when they were getting it on.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But Chloe, when she was only little, was under the
bed listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
She was playing hide and seek with Francesca.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Traumatic thirteen twenty four ten. Have you ever been in
that situation? Our friend? Tom, You've been in that situation?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yes. I was camping in a caravan and caught a moment.
So the caravan was like yeah. I woke up to
my head stop stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Are you okay? Do you?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I was okay after I told mom and Dad that
I knew stop said anything. I wouldn't have said anything.
Why I've taken it to the grave.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yes, agreed. Thirty twenty four to ten. Have you caught
your parents having special codduls?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hello, Alison? Hello, with my sister who was two older
than me and had the rule in our house was
the home going out, You come home and let mom
and dad know you were home.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So on this night.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
And look over his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, no, he looked, He looked, and was there a
conversation that followed Alison.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
No, no, no, and he's like, right right, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Te What if that had happened to me?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It would have made it like I would have been
the next story on Long Lost Family. I would have
just my kids would be like, oh, Mom was here
and then she just left one day. She never came
back and we never saw her again. I couldn't face them.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And then look over the shoulder again. No, you would
have had to face them, Allison. We're going to send
you a neutral bullet and McLaren f one team portable blender.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah that they are amazing. By the way, Hello Jordan.
Speaker 11 (18:50):
How are we what?
Speaker 12 (18:52):
I was four years and old, heard a racket going
on in my parents' bedroom, ran in and they were
having special tuddles and they were naked. So I proceeded
to get naked as well. And jo.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're like, this looks like fun. We're gonna have a
little snuggle.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
That's special curddle.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And actually they would have been like, oh thank god, yeah,
because it just looks like exact family.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Jordan, Mutrabullet and McLaren f one team portable blender is
on its way to you, my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's finished with you. Tara. Hello, Tara, Hi there?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
How you going?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm all right you you're on the other end of this.
You've you've been caught. I'm the parents, Tara run us
through at Tara, is it the worst thing that could
ever happen?
Speaker 13 (19:39):
It was mortifying. So my son was like five or six,
and it was very late at night. They were all
meant to be a sleep and he got up for
whatever reason, and he decided to come to room and
let's just say, my husband, I.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Tara, stop, no, that's enough, this is too much now.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is too much, Tara. No, I
don't even want to know anymore. Get us out of
here day. Okay, Tara, you have one yourself, a neutrable
at McLaren f one team portable blender. Make some noise
with that blender, Tara.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
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Speaker 1 (20:22):
Do you
Now, is there a more famous family than the Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I don't think so. Soone. I thought you were about
to call them the Cartrashians.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Eh Oh, is that a nickname? Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I think I've seen that online.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I would never I love them. I particularly love Kim. Look,
it's no mystery. My least favorite and I may or
may not have caught her boring in my lifetime is
Courtney And I normally forget her name.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's how bad I am.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's how she is to you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh my god, it's so cruel. Every time I forget
her name. I think that is so insulting to another
human being.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Anyway, She has appeared in the new series. This episode
went to where last.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Week, yeah, Thursday or Friday, the first of this new
season dropped, and she didn't seem like she wanted to
be there.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Again, No, give it up, give it up, lady.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But she did have a little starring role talking about
the word that she uses too much.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
When I watch the edits of our show, I make
them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
likes as you can.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I must give someone a full time job.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's like like so like like like like like and
I was.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Like, get to the punchline like.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Like like like just put it out there like like
in like almost like like I don't think we know
how to like so it's like editors like vibing. And
then I was like like like like like like this.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like but I was like like like like like like
have to like have like you can't like.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, it's too much, it's too much. You know where
did they grow up? Can? I ask? In San Fernando Valley?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, because that the use of like I believe came
from the San Fernando Valley specifically Yeah Valley Valley Girls
Valley back in the eighties, and and.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Then obviously it caught on I feel like I say
it too much.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I've never noticed that from you because I feel like
I say it too much.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I haven't noticed that from you, and.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I haven't noticed it from you. What word do you think?
Is there a word that you catch yourself saying?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I say way too much, like I cannot listen to myself.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See I just said like right, See I say right,
I say right, always catch myself going right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Right? I say right as well, and I say yeah, yeah, yeah,
like you know that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Sound like you try to see.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I also say absolutely not too much.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I wonder if you got that from me.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know, because I don't know where I got
it from, but I say it all the time. It's terrible.
Twenty four ten.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Do you over use one word and sometimes you don't
even know you're doing it until you can hear yourself
back if you can when you see yourself at it
on a video or something.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, if you can confess to us the word you use.
I reckon we people are challenged swan and make them
try and talk to us for like thirty seconds without
using the word.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, well, let's keep it at like, let's keep it
at okay, Like that is the most popular one. I
reckon that we are all over using the Chrissy Swan show.
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on like Nova,
and like we use like so.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All the time. When you say it like that, that
is like nails on a chalkboard, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And then you can't unhear it. Every time you say it.
You go, oh God, I've done it again. Courtney Kardashian
has had a reckoning with her overuse of the word like.
It was interesting in the first episode of the annual series,
she said that she actually asks editors to edit out
as many likes as they can.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When I watch the edits of our show, I make
them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
legs as you can.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I must give someone a full time job. It's like like,
so like.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Blake, I know you hate it. I'm going to turn
it down.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It just it feels like it's feels like it feels
like it's hypnotizing me.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm just trying to someone.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ten. We want to know if, like court oh, it
feels so weird to say.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now you know that that was the correct word, correct
use of it, though, if.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like Courtney, you struggle with the word like, we want
to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, because we've got a little competition and.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We yeah, we've got Maddie on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hi, mads Hello.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How bad is it when you when someone points it
out to you like.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh my god, oh you say like a fair bit
and then it's ruined for you forever.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
My Mike tells me all the time, you say so
many times, stop it, and I try so hard not
to say it that there have been time to I
try it's so hard to say it every time.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You have not said it once in this conversation. You've
done so well.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
All Right, We're going to give you a topic, Lauren,
and we're going to at thirty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm going to get you to choose the topic because
I think you've got an advantage if you really know
what you're talking about. So what are you an expert
in or what's an interest area?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Coffee?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, yeah, amazing. I'm going to start the timer,
and if you can talk for thirty seconds, Mattie, we're
going to send you a massive bunch of interfloora flowers
and early Valentine's Day gift. Ah alrighty, timer starts now. Well.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I drink coffee every day because I function as a
normal human being when I work in the healthcare industry
and I don't buy people's head off when i'm I'm
custom ha.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And what's your foot? What's your order?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
I drink Along black with a pump of vanilla syrup,
or if I feel really fancy, I'll have a Vanilla's
with a cream culbrew from Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh my god, you did it was that hard?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So hard?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
It was my stomach was so.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
How many times did you think you went to say
it and you didn't?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Probably half a dozen.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, I'm going to say there was four or five
there that I heard.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, she could put it in there.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well well done, Maddie. One hundred and fifty dollars out
into Flora, get Valentine's Day flowers and gift delivered the
same day. That was fun. Let's go to Laurence one
in see if we can do the same.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Ay, Lauren, afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do you think that you're going to be able to
follow in Maddie's footsteps and go full thirty seconds without
putting alike in there?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
I don't know. She was amazing. And I think now
that you've think we've been talking about the word a lot,
it's like, in the back of my mind.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You just wagged one in terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, I know it's so so hard, but I believe
in you. What topic do you want to talk about
for thirty seconds, Lauren?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
I was just thinking about how you were just talking
about making a cake. And I've got this terrible habit
of finding recipes and saving them, but I'm going to
make myself go back into them and cooks. I thought
maybe something about recipes and cooking.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Okay, done, Okay, great, I'm gonna I'm gonna kick you
off with a question.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
First up, Lauren, what is your favorite thing to cook?
Speaker 10 (07:17):
I love a nice slow cooks lamb with garlic and rosemary.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
What do you say it with? Oh, a bit of.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
Maybe mash or some steamed broccolini. That's probably my favorite?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What's it?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Keita?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Making the perfect mash?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
I think you need butter and salt and pepper.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, And what that desserts?
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Oh? Look, I'm not a massive sweet person, but when
you were just saying about the doughnuts, cake.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Into Flora for you as well, Lauren. They do same
day delivery. He nailed that. Ladies, well done?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Did I could hear the constant on your voice. It
was so funny. The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
I had a bit of a celebrity spot the other day.
I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So I was driving home from work and there were
lots of roads closed and I had to back Elie
Sally anyway, I finally got free of the gridlock and
I was scooting along this road feeling pretty smug actually,
because every time I looked to the left, which is
where I needed to go, it was all banked up
(08:34):
and I was just sailing through.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was a you feel like you're on the fast
and the furious correct. It's great.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I was winning.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And I keep in mind what I said, I was
sailing through.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I was going at full clip right. There was no
one ahead of me, no one behind me, brilliant the
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Out of the blue, a giant car land or over
size or bigger. I've never seen a bigger car just
pulls out. Keep in mind that car could have gone
any time before or anytime after. I looked at my
revision mirror. It was like a ghost town behind me.
(09:15):
But no, that car wanted to pull out right then.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They were on a mission and they were going to
hit me because I.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Was going at full clip.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I honked my horn, which I'm very reticent to do.
It sounds so aggressive. I honked my horn merely because
I thought, oh, this person can't see me for some reason,
and they were going to hit me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
They were not stopping. They kept on going anyway. Honked
the horn. At this stage the car still didn't stop.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was pulling out and whoever was driving it was
waving at.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Me, going I'm going, I'm going. It doesn't matter. I've
got to go. Now.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I saw shining in the sunlight a head full of
silver foils. This person in the giant car had a
good guess, had obviously been at the hair salon there
on the on the street, and it had gone too long.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's a one hour park. At a two hour park,
you know how long it takes. She had to move
the car. She didn't technically have.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
To move it right then, but she obviously did. And
as I came I to I with this foil wearing person,
I was thrilled to recognize the reckless driver who was
it as Pettiflur, bearing from the real house ven.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
She joins us on the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Now, Swanni petti Flur, Hello, how are you look? I'm
well insured luckily for you now, pettifly to differ now,
Petty Flirt. When I locked eyes with you, I was delighted.
(11:05):
Did you lock eyes with me? Did you know that
it was me that you nearly wrote off the Toyota
rav four of.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
I had no idea, absolutely none at all.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Why would you.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
Think inspector was on my tail and I had to
high tail out of that parking and I saw you coming.
I didn't know who you were. I saw a car
coming with the indicator on, trying to inch my spot. No,
I was f and I was like, well, no you're not.
(11:44):
I am going. I stuck my hand out and I
was going.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This makes again, Now this makes sense.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
What Chrissy, what? What did you know? I took a
gamble on your hitting me because it would have been
cheaper for you would hit me than the damn parking fine.
Just what you could have sued you for reckless driving
(12:15):
and raw I had no exis to pay. It could
have been cheaper than the damn cracking traffic fine. And
sorry darling, but obviously you're a great driver because you
did the right thing. You put your brakes on, you
screamed at me, and you left and you went so
(12:35):
all good.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You got you. You got mad for no reason. I
was going home. I didn't want your park Pettifler.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
And they didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And then weirdly we saw the reason why you were
getting your hair because we ran into each other at
Melbourne Fashion Festival where Jack was walking.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
That's right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He looks fabulous.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
I realized, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I ask, are you still in the best shape of
your life?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm the best shape of my life.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Who begs, oh, Darling, I'm trying. I'm trying because you
know what, that slogan is haunting me. It just haunts me.
I have no choice, Darling. I have to.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Not me, not me.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Pettiphler, Absolutely, nobody Pettifler.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
For all the Real Housewives of Melbourne fans listening, is
there any chance it's ever going to come back? Have
you spoken to Gina or Gamble or the gals?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
We speak all the time, and it should come back.
It should And all the Orgies because everyone's screaming for
the Orgies.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What I want to do is go back and and
have looked, because I seem to have missed all the
episodes with the Orgies.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The Christy Swan Show. Particularly love Chloe.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, she's your favor, She's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's your favorite. You can't have Kim as your favorite.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
My favorite at the moment would be Kylie. Really yeah.
Watching the show, she's just like someone that I can
imagine in my friend group. She's lose, she's fun like
I'd like to be made with her.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
She's got going. I know that.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's like, you know, it's only the wrapping and stuff,
but god, she's got magnificent buzzies do isn't she?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And like seeing them the other day when she was
sitting at the tennis with Timothy. My god, he's a French.
She too.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He's a French. He the friend. She loves the French.
She's loved their busies.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They really do.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Anyway, we digress. Chloe Kardashian has appeared on is it
her podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, Chloe in Wonderland.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Chloe in Wonderland, and she's had her marmager on there.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Guests dropped out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Clearly, Mom, do just you come on?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And she's confessed that she did hear something that was
quite traumatic growing up like all these little wives tails.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
And under the bad One time you and your ex
husband were trying and that was I'm still over that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, but you snuck into my bedroom. I was playing
hide and go seek and nobody found me and.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I well, you were with Francesca, so you were apparently
who were you looking for each other? You were hiding
under my bed and you didn't get caught. You decided
to stay there because it sounded exciting and you got
an ear fault?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wait, how did you get out of there? Did we
catch you under the bed or did you wait?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I ran out and you guys were like, what was that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I can't believe that Christiana doesn't remember that clearly, her
child being under the bed while she was trying for
a baby.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You would have thought that, because do you think Chris
would be mortified by it? Still?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, you would think so.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
She's always three Martini's deep, Chris, though nothing would phase her.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, community service announcement. You know who the husband was?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Was it Bruce obviously now Caitlin formally Bruce Channa.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's a picture that I just can't get out of
my hand. I feel for Chloe.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Thanks to that scenario, we got the great Kendall and
Clylie Joe.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
True, that is absolutely true. I have, thank god, never
never heard such a thing. And because I don't do
that sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Thing, your kids are not at risk of that never.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That would never.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
They have never and they will never be traumatized in
that way.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Do you know what's so funny? This came up in
our house over summer. We were talking about these scenarios.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
With Wendy and Davis yea.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And Mum and Mum kind of brought up. She's like, God,
do you remember that time? I was like no, and
it's like we must have not been clued on. She
would remember, She's got this time in her mind that
we've never spoken about that. I think she thinks we
saw something, but we never did really.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Even writer, were you listen? Spits and Bobs didn't hear anything?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Thirteen twenty four to ten, Tom, are you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Going to share your story?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Tom? Al Produce has got a great story? Thirteen twenty
four to ten. Have you heard your parents.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Going out just loving each other? Loving each other in
that special way? The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Let Me Love You.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's exactly what Bruce Jenner said to his then wife
Chris Jenna when they were getting it on.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But Chloe, when she was only little, was under the
bed listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
She was playing hide and seek with Francesca.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Traumatic thirteen twenty four ten. Have you ever been in
that situation? Our friend? Tom, You've been in that situation?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yes. I was camping in a caravan and caught a moment.
So the caravan was like yeah. I woke up to
my head stop stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Are you okay? Do you?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I was okay after I told mom and Dad that
I knew stop said anything. I wouldn't have said anything.
Why I've taken it to the grave.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yes, agreed. Thirty twenty four to ten. Have you caught
your parents having special codduls?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hello, Alison? Hello, with my sister who was two older
than me and had the rule in our house was
the home going out, You come home and let mom
and dad know you were home.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So on this night.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
And look over his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, no, he looked, He looked, and was there a
conversation that followed Alison.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
No, no, no, and he's like, right right, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Te What if that had happened to me?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It would have made it like I would have been
the next story on Long Lost Family. I would have
just my kids would be like, oh, Mom was here
and then she just left one day. She never came
back and we never saw her again. I couldn't face them.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And then look over the shoulder again. No, you would
have had to face them, Allison. We're going to send
you a neutral bullet and McLaren f one team portable blender.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah that they are amazing. By the way, Hello Jordan.
Speaker 11 (18:50):
How are we what?
Speaker 12 (18:52):
I was four years and old, heard a racket going
on in my parents' bedroom, ran in and they were
having special tuddles and they were naked. So I proceeded
to get naked as well. And jo.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're like, this looks like fun. We're gonna have a
little snuggle.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
That's special curddle.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And actually they would have been like, oh thank god, yeah,
because it just looks like exact family.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Jordan, Mutrabullet and McLaren f one team portable blender is
on its way to you, my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's finished with you. Tara. Hello, Tara, Hi there?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
How you going?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm all right you you're on the other end of this.
You've you've been caught. I'm the parents, Tara run us
through at Tara, is it the worst thing that could
ever happen?
Speaker 13 (19:39):
It was mortifying. So my son was like five or six,
and it was very late at night. They were all
meant to be a sleep and he got up for
whatever reason, and he decided to come to room and
let's just say, my husband, I.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Tara, stop, no, that's enough, this is too much now.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is too much, Tara. No, I
don't even want to know anymore. Get us out of
here day. Okay, Tara, you have one yourself, a neutrable
at McLaren f one team portable blender. Make some noise
with that blender, Tara.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
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