April 14, 2025 • 23 mins
We're going back to some of our spiciest phoner topics from this year. What are some crazy threats, backhanded compliments, and things that you've said to your partner?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy's One show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Baker's featuring very heavily at my house at the moment
because A school's back and b I have three kids,
and you know what, I've made a rod for my
own back.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I have not taught them how to clean up after themselves.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, no, you haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just you've got to teach them absolutely everything, and I've
missed that.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I missed it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've taught them a whole lot of other important things,
like how to make an omelet, how to shop the
wonderful cheese.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
But surely they can watch TikTok videos on how to clean.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm always being served how to tidy and clean Marie
condo like videos.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They didn't even I honestly don't think they even know
that that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So I'm trying to teach them.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
As in, they don't know things get tidy and cleaned. Vibe.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I see, they don't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They don't know that's a thing like I literally every
time something happens like the aforementioned omlet, Yes, I'll come
in ten minutes later and it's just the omelet's been
eaten and someone's left the kitchen and I have.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
To go Leo slash kid slash peg, come and have
a look at this.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And you can see here the eggshells, the bowl with
the whisk. I'm thrilled that you're using all of that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But what happens now, Well they're like, well, looks like
you best get to cleaning mom.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And then I have to really bite my tongue and say, see,
this is what I mean when I say and it's
a recent concept. I understand. You got to clean up
after yourself. So you've got to work out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
In your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, do I clean as I'm making it? And why
the sort of person that wants to leave that mess
and enjoy my omelet and come back to it. You
got to do something. But you've got to do something,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Nah, They're like, we wait for mom to clean it up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can I tell you I left the house on Monday.
I'm filling in on the Sydney Breakfast Show. Fits you
whip at the moment. So it's really you know, how
naturally disorganized I am to get anywhere, and I've taught
myself how to do it, but you know, it takes
a lot of planning anyway, I walked out of the
house at five am on Monday or Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I can't even remember the day.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Tuesday, it was yesterday, it was yesterday, and no, no,
I walked out on Monday. The house was spotless, the
clean the cleaning had been done by me.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It was spotless, ready for selling sunset cameras.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I could have sold it. It's what I said
to you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I could put it on the market. It looked so good,
and that is good for my brain. So I know
that when I come home, it looks good, and that's that.
Then all my kids got sick whatever. By the time
I came back on Monday afternoon, it looked like an
army of raccoons had broken in.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I nearly.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Wept when you walked in the door.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, I nearly wept.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because I was so tired, and I'd worked so hard
to get it to look all right, and it did
not look all right.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I've done nothing. I'dn't even been in the house. None
of the mess was mine, destroyed, so I was very upset. Anyway,
I texted Leo yesterday they've all got ear infection, so
it's just great. And I texted him, and I said,
just so you know, I'm going to read you the
exact text, please, the exact text, because you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Did read it to me in real time yesterday. And
boy did I love.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It because I didn't even know it was that funny
because I meant.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It, I know, but I just found it so funny
because it was just so stern and savage, and I
love it when you're like that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
When I left yesterday morning, they were all still asleep
and I just quickly recorded what the kitchen looked like,
just went documented and it was disgusting because I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Cleaned it up, the mess that they'd made.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I thought, stuff it, I said, Leo, I'm telling you
this once. If the house looks anything like this in
brackets see video below. When I get home, I am
going to a hotel. And I didn't even think that
was funny because Bloody meant it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And I could see myself.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Walking down the path, walking in the or looking around
and just getting out my phone and going where's the
nearest quest because I'm going there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I was secretly hoping last night you were going to
send me a selfie from like the QT or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And it is possible.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I want to know my alone here thirteen twenty four
to ten gives a call. What is the most unhinged,
out of control threat you have made.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
To your children?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You can be anonymous if you're embarrassed, or if child
services might come after you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Huld never be embarrassed to the Chrissy swe so he
just chuning in, Welcome, take a seat, make your coffee.
But you would have missed a text message that I
sent to my sixteen year old son, who was at
home ostensibly babysitting my youngest child, who is eleven.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Good on your land.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Look I got home and they were alive, which is great.
Your house wasn't my house, look was not. And I
sort of knew that that would be the case, so
I made sure Leo had a copy of a video
that I'd made of the house of the kitchen looking
disgusting by his own fair hand, and I just said, Leo,
(05:03):
I'm telling you this, once like the house looks anything
like this.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
When I get home, I'm going to a hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And I bloody meant it, meant it, And it was
a bonker's threat that I didn't have to follow through on.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But I would have Jack, I would have.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I know you would.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I was at the end of my tether.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You were, you were done.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Thirteen twenty four ten, we are asking you, what's the
most ridiculous threat you've made to your kid in the
heat of the moment, leone, what was it?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh, Christia Jack?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Look.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
We we made up his name for Bertha, and we
explained to our kids that she's from the Nordy Girl's
Home and if they didn't improve their behavior, we were
going to send them. And so on numerous occasions, we'd
literally ripped the phone out and start pretending to dial
and they right, we're ringing Bertha now, and they just
like this sterical girl.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know you did you ever have Did you ever
have a one sided conversation with Bertha?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Like would just like Bertha, it's time.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm sure we have. I haven't had to use
it for quite a while because the kids are a
little bit older, but yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I've had one way conversations with Santa and it looks
like this, like I've called and I've gone Santa and
these little faces just looking at me. I'm like, Satura,
it's not but we're going to have to talk about
what's you know, how many lumps of coal have you got?
Because I'm going to need three three and maybe an
orange and three twenty cent pieces and that's all they're
getting for Christmas? And are you on the same page?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And these little faces going shaking? I mean, we do
some mean stuff, but also we're pushed to our limit.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We only that's a one hundred dollars out in the
roundhouse for you.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, thank you, well done.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Let's go to Amy Swami.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What is the funniest, most unhinged threat you've ever given
your kids?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Well, I don't have kids myself yet, but I'm thinking
of myself as a child, and I was a little
bit of a cartwheel kid in the supermarket LOLLI so
always asking dad for lollies and cart wheeling down the aisle,
a bit of youngest child syndrome. So Dad would threaten
to throw me into the charity biness I was to play.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That is good because you would have gone on it,
you can't do that, And then you would have looked
the charity bin and gone, hang on, that is a
big drawer.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I would fit in there.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, yes, it's quite the threat.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Amy, We're going to send you a one hundred dollar
voutcher for in the roundhouse for that well done.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And we're finished with you.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Jilly, Hello, Jill, Hello, how are we all?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What's the funniest threat you've made to the kids, Jill?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
So, my threat to the kids was so I had
three babies under three and a half, so it was
pretty full on bath time. They would hop out and
they would pick her, they would fight and all that
sort of stuff. So to get them in order and
get them dressed, I would always say, right, that's it.
I'm going to jump in the bus. I'm going to
get the empty, the empty the bus, and it's going
(07:57):
to take me all the way downstairs and down the
plug hole. And then they didn't listen. So then I
pulled the plug hole out, hit in the toilet, and
then when it obviously got to the bottom of the
bath and it made that really stucky noise, they would
come running in like screaming and going, oh my gosh.
(08:20):
In the meantime, I've run downstairs and I'm underneath the
bathroom and walk up and go see told job.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh I got were you ever tended to go.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One hundred dollars out in the round house is on
its way to you, Jill.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's genius, Huge, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Crisy Swan Show.
You are listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova.
Good for you, look good for us, Good on you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There's no backhanded compliment. There is there No.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We are very very complimentary of our listeners hand each other.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes, we really do pump up each other's tires, don't we.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We do? We do. We love to inflate one another's egos.
Microphone is trying mccreaz limb.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I feel like John bon Jovi, just I want to
talk about backhanded compliments. I think I might be of
the opinion that every compliment is a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I don't know. You'd be the judge. Thirteen twenty
four ten.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Has someone ever says something to you or you thought,
oh that's not hang on, oh that's not.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Wait a minute, You and I, weirdly this week have
both received them.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Known it was backhanded until you'd planted that seed in
my head. Right and yesterday our friend do I name them?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He can handle it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Think he's listening beautiful Troy PS TP, come in if
you can hear me, Troy TP come in, because he
wouldn't know, be horrified to think that he'd done something
that has offended me, and hasn't.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's not here he was before. He's probably knocked off early.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He's checking out my outfit.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Anyway, yesterday I walked past his desk and he said,
I've known him for years.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
By the way, yeah, he said. He said, because you've
been looking really beautiful lately. And initially I was like, oh,
that's just a nice thing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And then because you'd you'd planted the whole backhanded thing
in my head, I thought, well, maybe the lately is backhanded,
because what he's really saying is last year you looked
like you had been scraped off the bottom of a
landscape gardener's shoe or something.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I loved the compliment because you straight away credited me
and said, well, Jack said I had to serve looks
every day.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I say that than anyone anyone that says and I've
been getting so many more compliments that I would normally get.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, because you're not just wearing active wear every day.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Every day someone says something.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You're an extremely stylish lady too. You've got great clothes,
You've got great taste. That's why I've empowered you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Do youal be everyone looking at you all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Sick.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I received one last week.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
From my mum. She'll hate that I'm saying this, but
I just can't wait. I've been doing a little bit
of work on the Today Show and Today Extra and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I know, and you're so good and when obviously when
you're not shiny either, I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Not thank you Christy Swan and Channel nine makeup. But
they Mum brought it up with me on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
She goes, hey, I was watching you the other day,
and she goes, your teeth look really great.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But if you thought about veneers?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So which one of these is true?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I am committed to my oral B three D Whiting strips?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
How do they work? Do they just sort of settle
on there?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah? They're great.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Stick to tea.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I do it once a week and I promise you
it works.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I was like, cheers, mum. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Have you received a backhanded compliment like Swane and I
both have this week? It's quite something lately lately.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The crissiest one show.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're talking about backhanded compliments and you're going to really
enjoy these, because we certainly have in the song.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Hello Emma, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yours is a goodie?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Yes? So, my sister in law paid me a backhanded
compliment last week and said to me, I really like
your dress, but have you thought about wearing jeans because
would make you look a lot younger.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Have you ever given that sort of fashion advice unsolicited
to another living human being.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
No, and I don't think that she's in any position
to be hitting that to me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I love it, savage Emma.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
We're going to send you a double pass to Holts
enjoy bigger screens, better sound, and comfier seats, books dot
com dot are you?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're so welcome?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And Jack, would you ever say that? Would you ever?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not, just out of the blue.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I love your dress, but you know what, I would
have done something differently. I would never do that.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I would and unless unless someone asks for that advice
and says, hey, Jack, what do you think about this dress?
That's an invitation for me to say, hey, I reckon
you should go black instead of blue.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But I would never say yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But you only give us even you only ever give
that advice when you're near the wardrobe to change it.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, you don't, you know what I mean? That's wild usual?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hi ella, hellou? What is your backhanded compliment?
Speaker 11 (13:25):
When me and my partner started dating, one of my
really good friends said, oh, your boyfriend's so hot? How
did you pull him?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What does that? How old was the friend?
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Twenty?
Speaker 11 (13:39):
So are you younger than me?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But how long had you known her?
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Like three years?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Really is she still your friend?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
I know because she actually did try and start flirting
with him.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Not okay, So that's what this is about.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hey ella, you've got yourself a double past to hoyts enjoy.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Finish with thank you so much, finish with you? Emma?
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Hello, Hi, hey you going?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What is your backhand to compliment? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
A meet and greet with my kids teachers this week,
and my kids are very smart, and I thought I
addressed appropriately that day, but the teacher will back me
up and down and goes, so where did they get
this from?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Or your kids are really smart? Where do they get
it from?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh my god, you should have used that great you
know line from Pretty woman, big mistake, whosh.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
One show.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I don't want to shock you, Jack, but I
think we might be wrong about something.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean, it rarely happens, so.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Strap yourself in.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So I got a question thirteen twenty four ten, give
us a call if you've got an answer to this question.
And I don't want to lead the witness. I'm not
going to say where Jack and I stand on this,
but I think we're wrong. Someone asks you to a
party or something barbecue, dinner out. Do you assume that
the invitation is for you and your girlfriend or boyfriend,
(15:09):
your partner or is it just for you?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So for example, if you or I were to have
a partner, so your partner's name was Martin, yep, if
it said dear Chrissy, we would like to invite you
over for a barbecue, and Martin's Name's not there is
Martin a part of that?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's what we want to know. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Give us a call. And also, it doesn't have to
be as formal as a written invitation. But in a text,
all we're talking about is you're on the phone to
your friend and they say, so, I just want to
I don't know where I'm getting this idea from. What
I want to make a crembrole and I want you
to eat it once you come over Friday night.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is that for two people or for one?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And the reason that we're talking about this is because
you and I love a reddish discussion. We very rarely disagree.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, am I the a hole on Reddit is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It is the best.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Am I the a hole for making my husband's family
leave after they showed up with an extra guest.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is from a.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Woman her husband. She's thirty four. I love how they
always give their ages to it. Really it lets me
imagine who these people.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Are at users really know how to paint the picture.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's so great.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So she hosted a small intimate dinner at our home
for his family. Right at the last minute. His auntie,
I want to say, his mother. His mother said, oh,
by the way, I'm bringing her sister. Her sister, his auntie, yep,
because she's in town and she's got nowhere else to go,
which I think is actually fine because his auntie, he'd
(16:49):
known that she was there, he probably would have invited her.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So this woman is probably the.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
A whole I'm going to say, But where it took
us was when you invite your friend, are you, by inference,
inviting their boyfriend or girlfriend, or are you only inviting
(17:17):
I am friend.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Of the firm belief you are only inviting the friend
the person that you have called and that you have
asked over unless I have called you and said, hey, Chrissy,
come over Friday night. Chris and I are going to
cook you. By the way, bring Martin if I haven't
said bring Martin. I don't want to see Martin. I
only want to see you.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I think you're wrong. I think i'm wrong too, because
I agree with you, but I think we're wrong. I
think couples, real couples, proper couples.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That we don't really understand, you know. I think this
is our problem.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is I think that they operate as one entity,
and I think that's our issue.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Can't get our head around that.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I've got a friend, though Swani that often will bring
their partner when the partner is so clearly not invited,
and have watched people at the dinner or event organizers
have to scramble and make up a table setting for
this person's partner and we're all like, bro, your partner
wasn't invited?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Like I really think we are right.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, I don't think we are thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If someone asks you to a party or something over
for dinner, barbecue? Is that invitation just for you? Or
is it for both of you? Is that inferred?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Also?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Are you someone that does this? I would love to
hear from someone that actually does it.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
The Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You're invited out somewhere, dinner, barbecue, party of some sort.
Is that invitation for you? Or is it for you
and your partner?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We both think it's only for the person invited, for
one person. Yeah, you think we are wrong, though I
think we are right.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I think we are wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Lee.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
Hello, Hey, Chrissy, Hey Jack? How are you today?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, we're so good. It's a great Tuesday. Which is
you know, a sentence, it's not a.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah, just knocked off work so it's even better?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Now, Lee, tell us are we wrong here about the inference?
Speaker 12 (19:21):
When you're you're totally wrong. I mean we're all adults.
For me, I've been married very happily for thirty two years,
and anybody that knows me that asked me for a
barbecue or a party or whatever. Of course they're going
to think that my husband's going to come, unless it's
a work dude, but or something like that. Yeah, you know,
you just put your big girl pens on and you go, hey,
(19:43):
are we bringing partners? Is this you know you need
to ask? Yeah, nobody politically correctly, but I would think, yeah, no, guys,
you're wrong.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Definitely.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
If you're in a relationship, you've got to expect a partner.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The asking thing is interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Mitchie just came in and sorted out of a technical problem,
and I know that he's been in a long term
relationship for a long time, and I said to him,
what do you think the situation is if I invite
you somewhere? Is that in third that your girlfriend's coming?
And he's like, yeah, look, I've got this event that
I've got to go to and I'm not sure if
you know my girlfriend's invited. And to ask is awkward
(20:17):
because of course the person that's hosting the event is
going to say, oh, yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
And well there you just put like, yeah, it's communication.
You have to ask, like otherwise you'll look at if
you turn that with your partner and I.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Don't want to look like it.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, Lee, We're going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
And what is your stance on this?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I agree? And I think that potentially it's a say,
a generational thing because I'm the same generation. I think,
is you Chrissy a.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Lovely thing to you? I love that you listen to it.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I think you know, I've been married for twenty more
than twenty years, and you know, I fully fully understand
if someone sends me a text and it's just my name,
it's just mate. Really Yeah, if it's because all our
friends know, like you know, and people that we hang
out with, that's always like, hey do you guys? So
it's not a text or a thing of do you
want to come? But if it's workmates, you know, then
(21:18):
they say, you know, it's an invitation to me.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I feel like work is different.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What about personal friends?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Anna, And no that I think personal friends they know
like and if it's a single, you know, if it's
a single a thing that they just want you, then
they just say you have.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You have you ever been caught out though and turned
up at something? And the people you know your friends
have been like, hey, where's Bruce.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
No, I think we've had it the other way around
it and getting that goes back to a work kind of thing.
My husband. I didn't go to a thing that my
husband was invited to and he wanted to go by himself,
and everyone when I met up with them became bore
friends with them. Later they were like, oh, we thought
you were going to be there.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Interesting and Baker's Delight voucher for you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I feel a lot better about this because it does
seem murky. It seems like there is no right answer.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hi Diana, Hello, how are you good? What are we
wrong here? Do you always bring your partner? I?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Of course yes. If you're in a committed relationship, you're
the person who's inviting.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
You should know that that also includes your partner.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
See, that's where we're wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
That's where we're wrong. I never ever assume it, and
most of my friends are in fact in that situation,
a committed relationship, and I've known their partners for twenty
years or more.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
There you go. But I also believe it does include kids.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, no, God, no God.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That goes without saying, Diana, YEA Sak is like that
to you. Let's really quickly finish with Bernadette. Bernadette, what
do you think?
Speaker 12 (22:49):
I think as usual.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
You guys are right, you're not invited get lost, No, like.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
It might have been in a long term relation.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
I've been married for over twenty years and it's okay
for us to.
Speaker 12 (23:04):
Do things on our own.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
It's okay to not be invited to every event.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
But you guys are right.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
You're always right.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Don't doubt your.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh my god, I love this penidet.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Don't check out The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Dona you
This is the Chrissy's One show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Baker's featuring very heavily at my house at the moment
because A school's back and b I have three kids,
and you know what, I've made a rod for my
own back.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I have not taught them how to clean up after themselves.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, no, you haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just you've got to teach them absolutely everything, and I've
missed that.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I missed it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've taught them a whole lot of other important things,
like how to make an omelet, how to shop the
wonderful cheese.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
But surely they can watch TikTok videos on how to clean.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm always being served how to tidy and clean Marie
condo like videos.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They didn't even I honestly don't think they even know
that that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So I'm trying to teach them.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
As in, they don't know things get tidy and cleaned. Vibe.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I see, they don't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They don't know that's a thing like I literally every
time something happens like the aforementioned omlet, Yes, I'll come
in ten minutes later and it's just the omelet's been
eaten and someone's left the kitchen and I have.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
To go Leo slash kid slash peg, come and have
a look at this.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And you can see here the eggshells, the bowl with
the whisk. I'm thrilled that you're using all of that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But what happens now, Well they're like, well, looks like
you best get to cleaning mom.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And then I have to really bite my tongue and say, see,
this is what I mean when I say and it's
a recent concept. I understand. You got to clean up
after yourself. So you've got to work out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
In your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, do I clean as I'm making it? And why
the sort of person that wants to leave that mess
and enjoy my omelet and come back to it. You
got to do something. But you've got to do something,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Nah, They're like, we wait for mom to clean it up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can I tell you I left the house on Monday.
I'm filling in on the Sydney Breakfast Show. Fits you
whip at the moment. So it's really you know, how
naturally disorganized I am to get anywhere, and I've taught
myself how to do it, but you know, it takes
a lot of planning anyway, I walked out of the
house at five am on Monday or Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I can't even remember the day.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Tuesday, it was yesterday, it was yesterday, and no, no,
I walked out on Monday. The house was spotless, the
clean the cleaning had been done by me.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It was spotless, ready for selling sunset cameras.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I could have sold it. It's what I said
to you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I could put it on the market. It looked so good,
and that is good for my brain. So I know
that when I come home, it looks good, and that's that.
Then all my kids got sick whatever. By the time
I came back on Monday afternoon, it looked like an
army of raccoons had broken in.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I nearly.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Wept when you walked in the door.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, I nearly wept.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because I was so tired, and I'd worked so hard
to get it to look all right, and it did
not look all right.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I've done nothing. I'dn't even been in the house. None
of the mess was mine, destroyed, so I was very upset. Anyway,
I texted Leo yesterday they've all got ear infection, so
it's just great. And I texted him, and I said,
just so you know, I'm going to read you the
exact text, please, the exact text, because you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Did read it to me in real time yesterday. And
boy did I love.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It because I didn't even know it was that funny
because I meant.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It, I know, but I just found it so funny
because it was just so stern and savage, and I
love it when you're like that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
When I left yesterday morning, they were all still asleep
and I just quickly recorded what the kitchen looked like,
just went documented and it was disgusting because I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Cleaned it up, the mess that they'd made.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I thought, stuff it, I said, Leo, I'm telling you
this once. If the house looks anything like this in
brackets see video below. When I get home, I am
going to a hotel. And I didn't even think that
was funny because Bloody meant it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And I could see myself.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Walking down the path, walking in the or looking around
and just getting out my phone and going where's the
nearest quest because I'm going there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I was secretly hoping last night you were going to
send me a selfie from like the QT or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And it is possible.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I want to know my alone here thirteen twenty four
to ten gives a call. What is the most unhinged,
out of control threat you have made.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
To your children?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You can be anonymous if you're embarrassed, or if child
services might come after you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Huld never be embarrassed to the Chrissy swe so he
just chuning in, Welcome, take a seat, make your coffee.
But you would have missed a text message that I
sent to my sixteen year old son, who was at
home ostensibly babysitting my youngest child, who is eleven.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Good on your land.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Look I got home and they were alive, which is great.
Your house wasn't my house, look was not. And I
sort of knew that that would be the case, so
I made sure Leo had a copy of a video
that I'd made of the house of the kitchen looking
disgusting by his own fair hand, and I just said, Leo,
(05:03):
I'm telling you this, once like the house looks anything
like this.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
When I get home, I'm going to a hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And I bloody meant it, meant it, And it was
a bonker's threat that I didn't have to follow through on.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But I would have Jack, I would have.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I know you would.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I was at the end of my tether.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You were, you were done.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Thirteen twenty four ten, we are asking you, what's the
most ridiculous threat you've made to your kid in the
heat of the moment, leone, what was it?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh, Christia Jack?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Look.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
We we made up his name for Bertha, and we
explained to our kids that she's from the Nordy Girl's
Home and if they didn't improve their behavior, we were
going to send them. And so on numerous occasions, we'd
literally ripped the phone out and start pretending to dial
and they right, we're ringing Bertha now, and they just
like this sterical girl.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know you did you ever have Did you ever
have a one sided conversation with Bertha?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Like would just like Bertha, it's time.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm sure we have. I haven't had to use
it for quite a while because the kids are a
little bit older, but yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I've had one way conversations with Santa and it looks
like this, like I've called and I've gone Santa and
these little faces just looking at me. I'm like, Satura,
it's not but we're going to have to talk about
what's you know, how many lumps of coal have you got?
Because I'm going to need three three and maybe an
orange and three twenty cent pieces and that's all they're
getting for Christmas? And are you on the same page?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And these little faces going shaking? I mean, we do
some mean stuff, but also we're pushed to our limit.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We only that's a one hundred dollars out in the
roundhouse for you.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, thank you, well done.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Let's go to Amy Swami.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What is the funniest, most unhinged threat you've ever given
your kids?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Well, I don't have kids myself yet, but I'm thinking
of myself as a child, and I was a little
bit of a cartwheel kid in the supermarket LOLLI so
always asking dad for lollies and cart wheeling down the aisle,
a bit of youngest child syndrome. So Dad would threaten
to throw me into the charity biness I was to play.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That is good because you would have gone on it,
you can't do that, And then you would have looked
the charity bin and gone, hang on, that is a
big drawer.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I would fit in there.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, yes, it's quite the threat.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Amy, We're going to send you a one hundred dollar
voutcher for in the roundhouse for that well done.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And we're finished with you.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Jilly, Hello, Jill, Hello, how are we all?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What's the funniest threat you've made to the kids, Jill?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
So, my threat to the kids was so I had
three babies under three and a half, so it was
pretty full on bath time. They would hop out and
they would pick her, they would fight and all that
sort of stuff. So to get them in order and
get them dressed, I would always say, right, that's it.
I'm going to jump in the bus. I'm going to
get the empty, the empty the bus, and it's going
(07:57):
to take me all the way downstairs and down the
plug hole. And then they didn't listen. So then I
pulled the plug hole out, hit in the toilet, and
then when it obviously got to the bottom of the
bath and it made that really stucky noise, they would
come running in like screaming and going, oh my gosh.
(08:20):
In the meantime, I've run downstairs and I'm underneath the
bathroom and walk up and go see told job.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh I got were you ever tended to go.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One hundred dollars out in the round house is on
its way to you, Jill.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's genius, Huge, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Crisy Swan Show.
You are listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova.
Good for you, look good for us, Good on you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There's no backhanded compliment. There is there No.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We are very very complimentary of our listeners hand each other.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes, we really do pump up each other's tires, don't we.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We do? We do. We love to inflate one another's egos.
Microphone is trying mccreaz limb.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I feel like John bon Jovi, just I want to
talk about backhanded compliments. I think I might be of
the opinion that every compliment is a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I don't know. You'd be the judge. Thirteen twenty
four ten.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Has someone ever says something to you or you thought,
oh that's not hang on, oh that's not.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Wait a minute, You and I, weirdly this week have
both received them.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Known it was backhanded until you'd planted that seed in
my head. Right and yesterday our friend do I name them?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He can handle it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Think he's listening beautiful Troy PS TP, come in if
you can hear me, Troy TP come in, because he
wouldn't know, be horrified to think that he'd done something
that has offended me, and hasn't.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's not here he was before. He's probably knocked off early.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He's checking out my outfit.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Anyway, yesterday I walked past his desk and he said,
I've known him for years.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
By the way, yeah, he said. He said, because you've
been looking really beautiful lately. And initially I was like, oh,
that's just a nice thing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And then because you'd you'd planted the whole backhanded thing
in my head, I thought, well, maybe the lately is backhanded,
because what he's really saying is last year you looked
like you had been scraped off the bottom of a
landscape gardener's shoe or something.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I loved the compliment because you straight away credited me
and said, well, Jack said I had to serve looks
every day.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I say that than anyone anyone that says and I've
been getting so many more compliments that I would normally get.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, because you're not just wearing active wear every day.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Every day someone says something.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You're an extremely stylish lady too. You've got great clothes,
You've got great taste. That's why I've empowered you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Do youal be everyone looking at you all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Sick.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I received one last week.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
From my mum. She'll hate that I'm saying this, but
I just can't wait. I've been doing a little bit
of work on the Today Show and Today Extra and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I know, and you're so good and when obviously when
you're not shiny either, I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Not thank you Christy Swan and Channel nine makeup. But
they Mum brought it up with me on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
She goes, hey, I was watching you the other day,
and she goes, your teeth look really great.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But if you thought about veneers?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So which one of these is true?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I am committed to my oral B three D Whiting strips?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
How do they work? Do they just sort of settle
on there?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah? They're great.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Stick to tea.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I do it once a week and I promise you
it works.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I was like, cheers, mum. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Have you received a backhanded compliment like Swane and I
both have this week? It's quite something lately lately.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The crissiest one show.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're talking about backhanded compliments and you're going to really
enjoy these, because we certainly have in the song.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Hello Emma, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yours is a goodie?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Yes? So, my sister in law paid me a backhanded
compliment last week and said to me, I really like
your dress, but have you thought about wearing jeans because
would make you look a lot younger.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Have you ever given that sort of fashion advice unsolicited
to another living human being.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
No, and I don't think that she's in any position
to be hitting that to me.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I love it, savage Emma.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
We're going to send you a double pass to Holts
enjoy bigger screens, better sound, and comfier seats, books dot
com dot are you?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're so welcome?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And Jack, would you ever say that? Would you ever?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Not, just out of the blue.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I love your dress, but you know what, I would
have done something differently. I would never do that.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I would and unless unless someone asks for that advice
and says, hey, Jack, what do you think about this dress?
That's an invitation for me to say, hey, I reckon
you should go black instead of blue.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But I would never say yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But you only give us even you only ever give
that advice when you're near the wardrobe to change it.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, you don't, you know what I mean? That's wild usual?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hi ella, hellou? What is your backhanded compliment?
Speaker 11 (13:25):
When me and my partner started dating, one of my
really good friends said, oh, your boyfriend's so hot? How
did you pull him?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What does that? How old was the friend?
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Twenty?
Speaker 11 (13:39):
So are you younger than me?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But how long had you known her?
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Like three years?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Really is she still your friend?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
I know because she actually did try and start flirting
with him.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Not okay, So that's what this is about.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hey ella, you've got yourself a double past to hoyts enjoy.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Finish with thank you so much, finish with you? Emma?
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Hello, Hi, hey you going?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What is your backhand to compliment? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (14:13):
A meet and greet with my kids teachers this week,
and my kids are very smart, and I thought I
addressed appropriately that day, but the teacher will back me
up and down and goes, so where did they get
this from?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Or your kids are really smart? Where do they get
it from?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh my god, you should have used that great you
know line from Pretty woman, big mistake, whosh.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
One show.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I don't want to shock you, Jack, but I
think we might be wrong about something.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean, it rarely happens, so.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Strap yourself in.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So I got a question thirteen twenty four ten, give
us a call if you've got an answer to this question.
And I don't want to lead the witness. I'm not
going to say where Jack and I stand on this,
but I think we're wrong. Someone asks you to a
party or something barbecue, dinner out. Do you assume that
the invitation is for you and your girlfriend or boyfriend,
(15:09):
your partner or is it just for you?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
So for example, if you or I were to have
a partner, so your partner's name was Martin, yep, if
it said dear Chrissy, we would like to invite you
over for a barbecue, and Martin's Name's not there is
Martin a part of that?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's what we want to know. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Give us a call. And also, it doesn't have to
be as formal as a written invitation. But in a text,
all we're talking about is you're on the phone to
your friend and they say, so, I just want to
I don't know where I'm getting this idea from. What
I want to make a crembrole and I want you
to eat it once you come over Friday night.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is that for two people or for one?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And the reason that we're talking about this is because
you and I love a reddish discussion. We very rarely disagree.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, am I the a hole on Reddit is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It is the best.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Am I the a hole for making my husband's family
leave after they showed up with an extra guest.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is from a.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Woman her husband. She's thirty four. I love how they
always give their ages to it. Really it lets me
imagine who these people.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Are at users really know how to paint the picture.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's so great.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So she hosted a small intimate dinner at our home
for his family. Right at the last minute. His auntie,
I want to say, his mother. His mother said, oh,
by the way, I'm bringing her sister. Her sister, his auntie, yep,
because she's in town and she's got nowhere else to go,
which I think is actually fine because his auntie, he'd
(16:49):
known that she was there, he probably would have invited her.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So this woman is probably the.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
A whole I'm going to say, But where it took
us was when you invite your friend, are you, by inference,
inviting their boyfriend or girlfriend, or are you only inviting
(17:17):
I am friend.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Of the firm belief you are only inviting the friend
the person that you have called and that you have
asked over unless I have called you and said, hey, Chrissy,
come over Friday night. Chris and I are going to
cook you. By the way, bring Martin if I haven't
said bring Martin. I don't want to see Martin. I
only want to see you.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I think you're wrong. I think i'm wrong too, because
I agree with you, but I think we're wrong. I
think couples, real couples, proper couples.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That we don't really understand, you know. I think this
is our problem.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
This is I think that they operate as one entity,
and I think that's our issue.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Can't get our head around that.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I've got a friend, though Swani that often will bring
their partner when the partner is so clearly not invited,
and have watched people at the dinner or event organizers
have to scramble and make up a table setting for
this person's partner and we're all like, bro, your partner
wasn't invited?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Like I really think we are right.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, I don't think we are thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If someone asks you to a party or something over
for dinner, barbecue? Is that invitation just for you? Or
is it for both of you? Is that inferred?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Also?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Are you someone that does this? I would love to
hear from someone that actually does it.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
The Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You're invited out somewhere, dinner, barbecue, party of some sort.
Is that invitation for you? Or is it for you
and your partner?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We both think it's only for the person invited, for
one person. Yeah, you think we are wrong, though I
think we are right.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I think we are wrong.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Lee.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
Hello, Hey, Chrissy, Hey Jack? How are you today?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, we're so good. It's a great Tuesday. Which is
you know, a sentence, it's not a.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah, just knocked off work so it's even better?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Now, Lee, tell us are we wrong here about the inference?
Speaker 12 (19:21):
When you're you're totally wrong. I mean we're all adults.
For me, I've been married very happily for thirty two years,
and anybody that knows me that asked me for a
barbecue or a party or whatever. Of course they're going
to think that my husband's going to come, unless it's
a work dude, but or something like that. Yeah, you know,
you just put your big girl pens on and you go, hey,
(19:43):
are we bringing partners? Is this you know you need
to ask? Yeah, nobody politically correctly, but I would think, yeah, no, guys,
you're wrong.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Definitely.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
If you're in a relationship, you've got to expect a partner.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The asking thing is interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Mitchie just came in and sorted out of a technical problem,
and I know that he's been in a long term
relationship for a long time, and I said to him,
what do you think the situation is if I invite
you somewhere? Is that in third that your girlfriend's coming?
And he's like, yeah, look, I've got this event that
I've got to go to and I'm not sure if
you know my girlfriend's invited. And to ask is awkward
(20:17):
because of course the person that's hosting the event is
going to say, oh, yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
And well there you just put like, yeah, it's communication.
You have to ask, like otherwise you'll look at if
you turn that with your partner and I.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Don't want to look like it.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, Lee, We're going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
And what is your stance on this?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I agree? And I think that potentially it's a say,
a generational thing because I'm the same generation. I think,
is you Chrissy a.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Lovely thing to you? I love that you listen to it.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I think you know, I've been married for twenty more
than twenty years, and you know, I fully fully understand
if someone sends me a text and it's just my name,
it's just mate. Really Yeah, if it's because all our
friends know, like you know, and people that we hang
out with, that's always like, hey do you guys? So
it's not a text or a thing of do you
want to come? But if it's workmates, you know, then
(21:18):
they say, you know, it's an invitation to me.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I feel like work is different.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What about personal friends?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Anna, And no that I think personal friends they know
like and if it's a single, you know, if it's
a single a thing that they just want you, then
they just say you have.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You have you ever been caught out though and turned
up at something? And the people you know your friends
have been like, hey, where's Bruce.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
No, I think we've had it the other way around
it and getting that goes back to a work kind of thing.
My husband. I didn't go to a thing that my
husband was invited to and he wanted to go by himself,
and everyone when I met up with them became bore
friends with them. Later they were like, oh, we thought
you were going to be there.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Interesting and Baker's Delight voucher for you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I feel a lot better about this because it does
seem murky. It seems like there is no right answer.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hi Diana, Hello, how are you good? What are we
wrong here? Do you always bring your partner? I?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Of course yes. If you're in a committed relationship, you're
the person who's inviting.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
You should know that that also includes your partner.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
See, that's where we're wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
That's where we're wrong. I never ever assume it, and
most of my friends are in fact in that situation,
a committed relationship, and I've known their partners for twenty
years or more.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
There you go. But I also believe it does include kids.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, no, God, no God.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That goes without saying, Diana, YEA Sak is like that
to you. Let's really quickly finish with Bernadette. Bernadette, what
do you think?
Speaker 12 (22:49):
I think as usual.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
You guys are right, you're not invited get lost, No, like.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
It might have been in a long term relation.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
I've been married for over twenty years and it's okay
for us to.
Speaker 12 (23:04):
Do things on our own.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
It's okay to not be invited to every event.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
But you guys are right.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
You're always right.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Don't doubt your.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh my god, I love this penidet.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Don't check out The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Dona you
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