April 17, 2025 • 23 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now it's time for this.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Swan's sweet beat Steamers.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, it's back.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's back for twenty twenty five. Our favorite segment and
yours our This is where you get it all off
your chest. You're not going to get in trouble for
your unpopular opinion. We are all friends. What do they
say on that Uber eat sat Charlie XX and Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We listen, we don't judge.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You listen and we don't and.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We don't judge. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us
a call. We're all ears.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Kick us off for the use on our third year
of sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Speaking of ears, mine has to do with the ears.
The only I always get bess this word wrong. The
only ear.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Buds okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Headphones, earbuds.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't want to say air pods because that's a
brand name. The only things that you should listen to
music yes through or have phone calls your phone in
your ears are are the ones that plug into your phone,
corded earbuds for the wind.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Give me, don't give me the AirPods.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Don't give me ones that don't have because I will
lose them.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I will lose them.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
That's a you problem.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I will lose them. And then they run out of battery,
and what are you gonna do? These ones?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They plug in bank, never out of battery, never lost,
they never fall out.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
They're getting you the way of like your walk and
strut though, and they're walking, yes they do. When they're
plugg into my phone, it's annoying because you have to
like then strategically plug your phone into your pant bottom.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Or your you need a bum bag.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's just never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So it's front and center.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's perfect, absolutely not. AirPods are fantastic and one of
my favorite inventions.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, good on you whats some what's your mine?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
My sweeping statement? Oh this feels a bit. I don't
know if it is that unpopular, but I think it is.
I don't think we have enough billboards in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I was driving down the Peninsula a lot over the summer,
and every time I saw a billboard, I found myself
getting excited. I love advertising. I love what they do
with them.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So do I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And it's such large forms. Creatives can get really great,
really good, and when you see a good one, you
get so excited. Like on the way home from the airport,
I saw the Specsavers ad. It's fantastic and it says
welcome to Sydney and you've arrived in Melbourne, and then
in Sydney it says welcome to Adelaide or whatever, and
for a minute you get that oh my god panic
(02:38):
and then you go, ah, you got me.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You got me, your cheeky spec savors.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I agree there should be more, and I think.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
It helps people like stay alert on the road when
you're driving, because it kind of grabs your eye. But
I know most people I would be like.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Money from them, don't listen to them. Advertising makes the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
World co Absolutely, I want our freeways and highway to
look like Times Square.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Agree.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
If I was the Prime minister, that's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The Christy Swan Show, let's do this Swans sweepeace statements.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh yes, we want to hear all your unpopular opinions.
In fact, if you've got a sweeping statement, come sit
by us.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hello, Ja Center, Hello Chrissy, how you going good to
hear your voice? How are you for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You're killing it good. I'm so glad to have you
got it back as well?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Isn't it good for thank you Gosh, thank you God
for this show. It's right, skeeping well, I'll speak for
myself as keeping me saying, just Cina, I'll be completely
frank with you.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Center, you are our first sweeping statement back for twenty
twenty five. Give it to us.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
People who post first day of school photos on Instagram
and Facebook.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Should be been.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I love the saltiness and negativity of this. Talk to
me more about it. What is it about these photographs
that upset you?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I'm just to give it, Chrissys, Like this week, it's
just every post on Facebook is the first day of
food photos like it still looks the same as it
last year.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, listen't it? I know what you mean? Because I
just feel like.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No one cares about your kids.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Sorry, Like I have kids and I know that no
one cares about them like I do.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How come we just Center and Chrissy? How come you
guys both know that? But like eighty percent of mothers
out there, don't.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I know exactly, I don't know. They've got nothing else?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And then and then do you know what else? Annoys?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We just got nothing else going on.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I love it, literally deep dive. What's even more annoying
than when they blur either their face or the school
uniform logo, Like, just don't upload the picture.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, exactly, that's right because we can still work it out.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Of course, we can google image. Hey, just into what
about this? As an exception to the rule, I don't
mind the one taken on the last day of year
twelve next to the first day, because I like to
see how faces changed regardless of who they are. So
I love seeing like a five year old kid and
then an eighteen year old man.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I like that. I like that because it's like a
before and after Jacinta, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, look, that's okay, all right, we'll let that.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
One Baker's Delight voucher for you, just Sinta. Let's go
to Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hey, Sammy, Hi, guys, so good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I've got another school theme for you, but mine is
that school hours are not long enough.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
They need to match up with working hours.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I agree with you, and I got an email from
my daughter's school saying, oh souls about it, moms and dads,
the school day finishes at three pm this year.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm like, what even shorter.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Don't you know I host a national radio show from
Total four PM. Reply.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Of course I read that and put it straight in
the trash because not my problem. Yes, Sam, look I agree.
I agree with you one hundred percent. And also see
also school holidays. It's like, how how come no government
has ever addressed the fact that most adults are lucky to.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Get four weeks and you will leave a year and
kids get twelve. What are we supposed to do with them?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I mean Jackie Bristoe when our Nova office here was
telling me that she's been turning the motem off for
the kids during the day, I was like, I like that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh my god, I've been turning it on. I've I've
been wanting to get seven more.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
All right, let's finish with Esther. Sam, You've got a
Baker's Delight voucher. I just imagine you. How's like a spaceship.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm like, can I get a moteminueach please? It's not
fast enough.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Esther, Hello, Hello, and welcome back and happy twenty twenty
five and.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
To you, and I just want to stop down for
a second and say your name is one of the
best I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And I'm jealous.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Thank you for that. Thank you. Cut along story shot.
My mother named me after a biblical character.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So yeah, oh my god, you are a saucy creature.
I can just hear it in your voice, esther, What
is it?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I love you? I love you?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Okay, what is my statement?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
She's doing my job, she's wrapping it up.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I feel like and I should be friends.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay, keep okay. Gold Class is way too dark.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay, So you go into the Gold Class cinema, You've
ordered your food. They come to deliver food, and you
can't see for the life of you wants in front
of you. The lighting is so dim it's like murder
in the dark. The torch lights of your mobile to
see what you're eating. She's not enough lighting. And they
(07:52):
bring you the food and the lights gave and dinner
when the movie is about to start, so you have
a little bit of lighting. You know, the movie trailers
are on, but when the movie start, it's like, okay,
lives are out by and okay, what am I? What
am I sitting? Okay, chalk line, just keep. You don't
know what you're eating, You don't see your food. I've
(08:13):
got and with my glasses.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I still use the torchlight of the follow Did I
order the right? Did they bring with the wedges or
what's this? So it's it's start murder on the dark,
I'm telling you. And you don't want to like when
I go with my partner, I don't want to spill
stuff on my on my clothes. I get a little
bit annoyed. He's not really bothered, but you want to
see what you're eating in your drinking. So I've said
(08:37):
to him, Look, next time, we'll just save the middle
of this four girl class and see a letter with
and what's the movie?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know? Pieceless?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And you can chomp on your popcorn and whatnot. You
don't have to worry about what's in the popcorn. You
just have to taste it anyway. Sorry, coup going through
a short story I've given.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You too, But that's my murder on the dance. Say It,
Say It.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Thursday, it's our favorite day of the week, and mainly
it's because of this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Swan's Sweetea steamers.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
The unpopular opinions.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Gosh, we've had some absolute crackers in the two years
that we've been together, unforgettable. I really love the Trump apologist.
That's still my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's ballsy. People are scared to say stuff like that,
so I appreciate them calling and doing so.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I agree twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement,
your unpopular opinion? I'm going to start things off. Please,
when someone says to me, or you, or anyone, do
you know what I love about you? You are unapologetically yourself.
That is not a compliment. That is not a compliment,
and it really rubs me the wrong way every time
(09:52):
I hear it.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You're so right. I've never stopped and thought about it,
but it's basically saying you're insufferable, but you seem to
not care about that exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You are utterly unlikable, and you don't say sorry for that. Well,
sometimes people say that about me a fair bit, and
I'm like, I just want to say to them, and
maybe I will.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Next time I hear it, I go, can I just ask?
What do I have to apology?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What would I apologize for?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Enlighten me?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You know, like, I'm unapologetically myself. What elements of my
personality would you like me to say? Chis I'm sorry
about that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That is a great point. Yeah, I love it. My
sweeping statement is and I'm not sure if it's because
I grew up with a family where this was seen
to be the norm and the right thing to do.
But if you drive barefoot, you are crooking the head.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I really don't like driving barefoot.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Nor do I, but I feel like I grew up
with my parents saying if you're wearing slides, take them off,
it'll get stuck under the break or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It was a bit of like a hazard thing, hazard
a thing. So over summer, I must have been rushing
from the beach and I started driving barefoot, and I
was like, oh, what is that feeling under my toes
on the rubbery?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The pails discuss it's awful, but it is. Have you
ever driven with thongs, like normal rubber thongs?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I refuse.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That is dangerous. Do not do that either. Get yourself
a pair of pool slides. I call it correct pair
of slides, sensible. You know I cannot do that either.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Well, that doesn't surprise me, but for either of us.
Because I can't even walk around my house without shoes on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I can't feel things underfoot. And you have a conniption
if you see somebody without shoes on out in the world.
So you are just a under no circumstances do anything
without some footwear.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Without some footwear, yeah, like put some shoes on if
you're at home on car.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But I'm okay with that even then, I don't know,
No I can do.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I can cop that as long as you don't have
like a fungus or like the Crissy Swan.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Show swans sweeping steamers.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, someone says to you, do you love about you?
You're unapologetically yourself. Tell them to get stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
And if you drive barefoot, you're a bit crook in
the head because the feeling of the skin to the
pedal out yuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Plus the well of the car has all sand and
stones in.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It, right yours?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yours has got a disco ball but no sand and stone.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Car. Was hates to see me coming.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh you don't even clean your car yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Live in an apartment building, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What does that mean? I'm really interested in this.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Where do you suggest I clean my car?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't you know what people do that don't have her?
I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't. I've never seen someone in my apartment building
clean their car.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Do you think maybe they go to a car cleaning
place and pay a dollar and vacuum it out or take.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Their own back here.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I don't have time tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh no, of course you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No thirteen twenty. What is your sweeping statement just for
sharing it with us? Oh, I've lost it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're too busy. You're too busy sasheting downstairs and just
casually looking left and right.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Correct, you will get a double pass. A mirror also
hates to see me coming. You will get a double
pass to Holts Enjoy bigger screens, better sound, and comfy
of seats now at Holts dot com dot you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh, you've sold me on a movie.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hello Amy, Hi, good? What is your own popular opinion?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
My girl?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Honestly, who cares about the environment, please bring back plastic straw.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I can care.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Look, I do care about the environment. But I've got
to say.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Surely, surely there is someone cleverer than anyone here now
that can come up with a straw solution that is
better than those paper things.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Oh, they're so gros they're so bad, soggy. After about
so he's seconds, you can't use them. They're actually worse
for the environment. I reckon, So bring.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I'm with your aims. And someone gave me a really
great comparison of like what we do with the environment
that is so bad. And I've probably lost my mind today.
I just forgot.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'll never forget what he told me.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I just forgot.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I feel like, you know, I want to save you,
but I can't. I can't either.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
A double past to hoyts Amy. I hope they don't
have paper straws there, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I reckon they probably do. I think these papers draws
everywhere by.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
LAWD absolutely do.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hello, Nicole, going good. We've lost our mind today, isn't
it wonderful?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Absolutely? Now tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
People who ask.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
To go in front of you at the supermarket because
they've got less groceres naturally than you, I think is
really unnecessary, Nicole.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
We've all got somewhere to be. Just because I've got
more in my trolley, that means I've got more responsibility
and less time.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
But Nicole, I might be booked and busy, and I've
just got milk and bread and I need to get
to dinner.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You should have got there before me. That's from you.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Isn't it a quantity thing? Though?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like if you've got a giant trolley and someone is
literally coming through with a carton of milk, doesn't isn't.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That lady or a little old man?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I would?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
That's where I stopped.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
You would?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I love that?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I love that, see, because I'm like, please go ahead
of me. Sometimes I have to wait for five or
six people to go ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm such a dormat.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Now, when do you have no time in your day?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But it just feels fair.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Nobody got time for that. Hey, Nicole, you've got a
double past to hoits hoats dot com dot you if
you'd like to book online. Let's finish with Aleisha.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Hey, guys, how are you look good?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
You?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You sound like you're going to be brave here with
your sweeping statement.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Okay, so my unpopular, unpopular opinion. I don't care if
anyone takes defense, but I don't think people over seventy
should be driving.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm sorry, it seems like a very young cutoff.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
No, I just hate being stuck behind old people like
my parents are old. Oh my dud, get up for them.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Ros the crazy Swan show got a big announcement about
a word that I'm stopping using from today.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Swans Sweet beats.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Two ten, give us a call with your unpopular opinion.
I've been saying a word, jack, and I've been saying
it for years. It is a made up word, and
you know that I'm not mad about that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm a word nerd.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You are. I love that about you because I learn
a lot from you Because of this, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I feel comfortable about some made up words, but I
don't feel comfortable about others. And I've been saying the
word brunch for years, decades. I was alive when it
came into the vernacular.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
How long ago did it enter society?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I will say maybe eighties. Okay, we were a brunch
free zone before that. It was either breakfast or lunch,
and then brunch happened and we all just say it.
And I'm happy for you to say it, but I
am not saying it anymore. It's made me uncomfortable for
years every time it's come out of my mouth because
it's not a word. And I'm now from today, if
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I have a meal at like ten thirty, that's a
late breakfast or an early lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I love this. It's not brunch because you know what,
you can have breakfast at eleven am and it'd be
breakfast exactly. Call it what it is exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And this came about because it's a beautiful producer and
friend Tom's birthday on Monday, and I said, I love
to take you out for you know, brunch, and I
felt uncomfortable saying it, and I said, no, you choose
what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It's either in early lunch or a late breakfast, but
it is not brunch.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I'm with you. I love this, Thank you. I am
going to sort of stay in the same vein when
it comes to my sweeping statement today and say that
we as a society can no longer say the phrase
it's giving. I am over it. I've heard since I've
come back to work this year, I've heard it be
used so much and overused, I think is why I
(18:27):
need it to die. But not everything is giving something.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, and you are an early adapter, so you people
are only just catching on now to its giving as
a as a concept.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, whereas you were doing it a year ago and
you're over it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
And I didn't really do it that much because it
didn't come thattally to me. You didn't like, for example,
you're wearing a beautiful blue long sleeve tonight. Yes, it's
like if I were to say it's giving dolphin because
it's blue. No, shut up, Yeah, it's giving your a moron.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And here's the rules.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I support support any of the sweeping statements that we
have said, heard and are about to hear.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Chrissy Swan Show. It's the Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show or Nova Warrior.
In the middle of this.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Swan's sweeping statements, We've got a stack of Baker's Delight
vouchers and this is no sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Do not miss the savory bite.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm new to the party with the savory bite, and
I can't believe that, you know, I could have gone
my whole life without right tasting it.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
We really swept on that item, and I'm so glad
that in twenty twenty five before we embraced it. And
they're eating a lot of them exactly, Hello, Lynne.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Hare, Hello, Hi, no one to their children.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Okay, talk us through what sort of things should we
be saying no to?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And I agree I agree.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
No, you cannot have my phone.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
No you can't sit in the front seat. You're only five,
you know, follow dumb boundaries. Say no, it's not a
swear words.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I was. I think that takes some practice.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Though I was getting really good at it, I really was,
and then I forgot.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't know, I got out of out.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Of have it.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Now I'm just a personal assistant running around town getting
things alted and picking up party sunny angels.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You're a pushover, Yeah, I am, and i'd forgotten.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So thank you for the reminder. I started to say
this sentence. You know, No, I don't want to. I
actually don't want to. That's a big thing to say
as a mother.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It is did something.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
My whole bag just flopped the floor.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I'm not going to send you a Baker Delight voucher
Emma on thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your
sweeping statement?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Absolutely disgusting?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Okay, talk us through what exactly do you mean by
a kebab?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Everyone to rape about it side out and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
For me and for me it always just all the
meat tastes the same.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Everything you get from a kebab shot taste to say,
like they've been put in the same pit and it's
just growth. So what do you have when you're under
the weather or a bit tipsy or hungover?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Any other form of takeaway? It's not above.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Disgusting.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Another drink. Emma Baker's like vouch a for you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hello, Michelle, Hi bear, what's your swaping statement?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I can't stand it when items are given a pronoun
So they're talking about address, and I say, isn't she lovely?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, And of course you're not talking you're talking about
boats and ships and stuff which are referred to as
she Like that's a traditional sort of thing.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You're speaking like if I go, oh, look look at
look at her, she's cheeky, and I'm talking about my
water bottle, yep, or your dress.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Do you say anything when people do this?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
No, I just purse my lips.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
My lips, Michelle, And then you go home and make
the little voodoo doll.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Bakers do, like voucher for you, Mesh. Have a great
night and finished with you.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Taylor, Hello, Darling.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Hello, love the show, guys, We love you tape.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh my gosh. When people buy a product and then
they're like, oh, life hack and then use the product
exactly as a sintended.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Okay, can you give us an example of that, because
I feel like I might be guilty.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I think you are.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Live hack use these non slip mats.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
So things don't fall from your yet it's a.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Nont that's so great tape. It's like life hack. Wind
Dex will clean this smudge off the glass light.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Hair hack use this quick to put up your hair
and then uses the.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Quip for their hair like.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Swim Show is an OVA podcast. For more great comedy
shows like this.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Head to Nova podcast dot com. Do you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now it's time for this.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Swan's sweet beat Steamers.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, it's back.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's back for twenty twenty five. Our favorite segment and
yours our This is where you get it all off
your chest. You're not going to get in trouble for
your unpopular opinion. We are all friends. What do they
say on that Uber eat sat Charlie XX and Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We listen, we don't judge.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You listen and we don't and.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We don't judge. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us
a call. We're all ears.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Kick us off for the use on our third year
of sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Speaking of ears, mine has to do with the ears.
The only I always get bess this word wrong. The
only ear.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Buds okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Headphones, earbuds.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't want to say air pods because that's a
brand name. The only things that you should listen to
music yes through or have phone calls your phone in
your ears are are the ones that plug into your phone,
corded earbuds for the wind.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Give me, don't give me the AirPods.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Don't give me ones that don't have because I will
lose them.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I will lose them.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
That's a you problem.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I will lose them. And then they run out of battery,
and what are you gonna do? These ones?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They plug in bank, never out of battery, never lost,
they never fall out.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
They're getting you the way of like your walk and
strut though, and they're walking, yes they do. When they're
plugg into my phone, it's annoying because you have to
like then strategically plug your phone into your pant bottom.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Or your you need a bum bag.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's just never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So it's front and center.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's perfect, absolutely not. AirPods are fantastic and one of
my favorite inventions.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, good on you whats some what's your mine?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
My sweeping statement? Oh this feels a bit. I don't
know if it is that unpopular, but I think it is.
I don't think we have enough billboards in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I was driving down the Peninsula a lot over the summer,
and every time I saw a billboard, I found myself
getting excited. I love advertising. I love what they do
with them.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So do I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And it's such large forms. Creatives can get really great,
really good, and when you see a good one, you
get so excited. Like on the way home from the airport,
I saw the Specsavers ad. It's fantastic and it says
welcome to Sydney and you've arrived in Melbourne, and then
in Sydney it says welcome to Adelaide or whatever, and
for a minute you get that oh my god panic
(02:38):
and then you go, ah, you got me.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You got me, your cheeky spec savors.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I agree there should be more, and I think.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
It helps people like stay alert on the road when
you're driving, because it kind of grabs your eye. But
I know most people I would be like.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Money from them, don't listen to them. Advertising makes the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
World co Absolutely, I want our freeways and highway to
look like Times Square.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Agree.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
If I was the Prime minister, that's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The Christy Swan Show, let's do this Swans sweepeace statements.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh yes, we want to hear all your unpopular opinions.
In fact, if you've got a sweeping statement, come sit
by us.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hello, Ja Center, Hello Chrissy, how you going good to
hear your voice? How are you for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You're killing it good. I'm so glad to have you
got it back as well?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Isn't it good for thank you Gosh, thank you God
for this show. It's right, skeeping well, I'll speak for
myself as keeping me saying, just Cina, I'll be completely
frank with you.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Center, you are our first sweeping statement back for twenty
twenty five. Give it to us.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
People who post first day of school photos on Instagram
and Facebook.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Should be been.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I love the saltiness and negativity of this. Talk to
me more about it. What is it about these photographs
that upset you?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I'm just to give it, Chrissys, Like this week, it's
just every post on Facebook is the first day of
food photos like it still looks the same as it
last year.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, listen't it? I know what you mean? Because I
just feel like.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No one cares about your kids.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Sorry, Like I have kids and I know that no
one cares about them like I do.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How come we just Center and Chrissy? How come you
guys both know that? But like eighty percent of mothers
out there, don't.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I know exactly, I don't know. They've got nothing else?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And then and then do you know what else? Annoys?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We just got nothing else going on.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I love it, literally deep dive. What's even more annoying
than when they blur either their face or the school
uniform logo, Like, just don't upload the picture.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, exactly, that's right because we can still work it out.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Of course, we can google image. Hey, just into what
about this? As an exception to the rule, I don't
mind the one taken on the last day of year
twelve next to the first day, because I like to
see how faces changed regardless of who they are. So
I love seeing like a five year old kid and
then an eighteen year old man.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I like that. I like that because it's like a
before and after Jacinta, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, look, that's okay, all right, we'll let that.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
One Baker's Delight voucher for you, just Sinta. Let's go
to Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hey, Sammy, Hi, guys, so good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I've got another school theme for you, but mine is
that school hours are not long enough.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
They need to match up with working hours.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I agree with you, and I got an email from
my daughter's school saying, oh souls about it, moms and dads,
the school day finishes at three pm this year.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm like, what even shorter.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Don't you know I host a national radio show from
Total four PM. Reply.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Of course I read that and put it straight in
the trash because not my problem. Yes, Sam, look I agree.
I agree with you one hundred percent. And also see
also school holidays. It's like, how how come no government
has ever addressed the fact that most adults are lucky to.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Get four weeks and you will leave a year and
kids get twelve. What are we supposed to do with them?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I mean Jackie Bristoe when our Nova office here was
telling me that she's been turning the motem off for
the kids during the day, I was like, I like that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh my god, I've been turning it on. I've I've
been wanting to get seven more.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
All right, let's finish with Esther. Sam, You've got a
Baker's Delight voucher. I just imagine you. How's like a spaceship.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm like, can I get a moteminueach please? It's not
fast enough.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Esther, Hello, Hello, and welcome back and happy twenty twenty
five and.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
To you, and I just want to stop down for
a second and say your name is one of the
best I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And I'm jealous.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Thank you for that. Thank you. Cut along story shot.
My mother named me after a biblical character.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So yeah, oh my god, you are a saucy creature.
I can just hear it in your voice, esther, What
is it?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I love you? I love you?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Okay, what is my statement?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
She's doing my job, she's wrapping it up.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I feel like and I should be friends.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay, keep okay. Gold Class is way too dark.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay, So you go into the Gold Class cinema, You've
ordered your food. They come to deliver food, and you
can't see for the life of you wants in front
of you. The lighting is so dim it's like murder
in the dark. The torch lights of your mobile to
see what you're eating. She's not enough lighting. And they
(07:52):
bring you the food and the lights gave and dinner
when the movie is about to start, so you have
a little bit of lighting. You know, the movie trailers
are on, but when the movie start, it's like, okay,
lives are out by and okay, what am I? What
am I sitting? Okay, chalk line, just keep. You don't
know what you're eating, You don't see your food. I've
(08:13):
got and with my glasses.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I still use the torchlight of the follow Did I
order the right? Did they bring with the wedges or
what's this? So it's it's start murder on the dark,
I'm telling you. And you don't want to like when
I go with my partner, I don't want to spill
stuff on my on my clothes. I get a little
bit annoyed. He's not really bothered, but you want to
see what you're eating in your drinking. So I've said
(08:37):
to him, Look, next time, we'll just save the middle
of this four girl class and see a letter with
and what's the movie?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know? Pieceless?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And you can chomp on your popcorn and whatnot. You
don't have to worry about what's in the popcorn. You
just have to taste it anyway. Sorry, coup going through
a short story I've given.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You too, But that's my murder on the dance. Say It,
Say It.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Thursday, it's our favorite day of the week, and mainly
it's because of this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Swan's Sweetea steamers.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
The unpopular opinions.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Gosh, we've had some absolute crackers in the two years
that we've been together, unforgettable. I really love the Trump apologist.
That's still my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's ballsy. People are scared to say stuff like that,
so I appreciate them calling and doing so.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I agree twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement,
your unpopular opinion? I'm going to start things off. Please,
when someone says to me, or you, or anyone, do
you know what I love about you? You are unapologetically yourself.
That is not a compliment. That is not a compliment,
and it really rubs me the wrong way every time
(09:52):
I hear it.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You're so right. I've never stopped and thought about it,
but it's basically saying you're insufferable, but you seem to
not care about that exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You are utterly unlikable, and you don't say sorry for that. Well,
sometimes people say that about me a fair bit, and
I'm like, I just want to say to them, and
maybe I will.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Next time I hear it, I go, can I just ask?
What do I have to apology?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What would I apologize for?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Enlighten me?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You know, like, I'm unapologetically myself. What elements of my
personality would you like me to say? Chis I'm sorry
about that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That is a great point. Yeah, I love it. My
sweeping statement is and I'm not sure if it's because
I grew up with a family where this was seen
to be the norm and the right thing to do.
But if you drive barefoot, you are crooking the head.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I really don't like driving barefoot.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Nor do I, but I feel like I grew up
with my parents saying if you're wearing slides, take them off,
it'll get stuck under the break or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It was a bit of like a hazard thing, hazard
a thing. So over summer, I must have been rushing
from the beach and I started driving barefoot, and I
was like, oh, what is that feeling under my toes
on the rubbery?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The pails discuss it's awful, but it is. Have you
ever driven with thongs, like normal rubber thongs?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I refuse.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That is dangerous. Do not do that either. Get yourself
a pair of pool slides. I call it correct pair
of slides, sensible. You know I cannot do that either.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Well, that doesn't surprise me, but for either of us.
Because I can't even walk around my house without shoes on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I can't feel things underfoot. And you have a conniption
if you see somebody without shoes on out in the world.
So you are just a under no circumstances do anything
without some footwear.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Without some footwear, yeah, like put some shoes on if
you're at home on car.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But I'm okay with that even then, I don't know,
No I can do.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I can cop that as long as you don't have
like a fungus or like the Crissy Swan.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Show swans sweeping steamers.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, someone says to you, do you love about you?
You're unapologetically yourself. Tell them to get stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
And if you drive barefoot, you're a bit crook in
the head because the feeling of the skin to the
pedal out yuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Plus the well of the car has all sand and
stones in.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It, right yours?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yours has got a disco ball but no sand and stone.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Car. Was hates to see me coming.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh you don't even clean your car yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Live in an apartment building, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What does that mean? I'm really interested in this.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Where do you suggest I clean my car?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't you know what people do that don't have her?
I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't. I've never seen someone in my apartment building
clean their car.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Do you think maybe they go to a car cleaning
place and pay a dollar and vacuum it out or take.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Their own back here.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I don't have time tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh no, of course you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No thirteen twenty. What is your sweeping statement just for
sharing it with us? Oh, I've lost it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're too busy. You're too busy sasheting downstairs and just
casually looking left and right.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Correct, you will get a double pass. A mirror also
hates to see me coming. You will get a double
pass to Holts Enjoy bigger screens, better sound, and comfy
of seats now at Holts dot com dot you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh, you've sold me on a movie.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hello Amy, Hi, good? What is your own popular opinion?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
My girl?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Honestly, who cares about the environment, please bring back plastic straw.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I can care.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Look, I do care about the environment. But I've got
to say.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Surely, surely there is someone cleverer than anyone here now
that can come up with a straw solution that is
better than those paper things.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Oh, they're so gros they're so bad, soggy. After about
so he's seconds, you can't use them. They're actually worse
for the environment. I reckon, So bring.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I'm with your aims. And someone gave me a really
great comparison of like what we do with the environment
that is so bad. And I've probably lost my mind today.
I just forgot.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'll never forget what he told me.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I just forgot.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I feel like, you know, I want to save you,
but I can't. I can't either.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
A double past to hoyts Amy. I hope they don't
have paper straws there, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I reckon they probably do. I think these papers draws
everywhere by.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
LAWD absolutely do.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hello, Nicole, going good. We've lost our mind today, isn't
it wonderful?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Absolutely? Now tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
People who ask.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
To go in front of you at the supermarket because
they've got less groceres naturally than you, I think is
really unnecessary, Nicole.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
We've all got somewhere to be. Just because I've got
more in my trolley, that means I've got more responsibility
and less time.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
But Nicole, I might be booked and busy, and I've
just got milk and bread and I need to get
to dinner.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You should have got there before me. That's from you.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Isn't it a quantity thing? Though?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like if you've got a giant trolley and someone is
literally coming through with a carton of milk, doesn't isn't.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That lady or a little old man?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I would?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
That's where I stopped.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
You would?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I love that?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I love that, see, because I'm like, please go ahead
of me. Sometimes I have to wait for five or
six people to go ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm such a dormat.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Now, when do you have no time in your day?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But it just feels fair.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Nobody got time for that. Hey, Nicole, you've got a
double past to hoits hoats dot com dot you if
you'd like to book online. Let's finish with Aleisha.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Hey, guys, how are you look good?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
You?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You sound like you're going to be brave here with
your sweeping statement.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Okay, so my unpopular, unpopular opinion. I don't care if
anyone takes defense, but I don't think people over seventy
should be driving.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm sorry, it seems like a very young cutoff.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
No, I just hate being stuck behind old people like
my parents are old. Oh my dud, get up for them.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Ros the crazy Swan show got a big announcement about
a word that I'm stopping using from today.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Swans Sweet beats.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Two ten, give us a call with your unpopular opinion.
I've been saying a word, jack, and I've been saying
it for years. It is a made up word, and
you know that I'm not mad about that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm a word nerd.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You are. I love that about you because I learn
a lot from you Because of this, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I feel comfortable about some made up words, but I
don't feel comfortable about others. And I've been saying the
word brunch for years, decades. I was alive when it
came into the vernacular.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
How long ago did it enter society?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I will say maybe eighties. Okay, we were a brunch
free zone before that. It was either breakfast or lunch,
and then brunch happened and we all just say it.
And I'm happy for you to say it, but I
am not saying it anymore. It's made me uncomfortable for
years every time it's come out of my mouth because
it's not a word. And I'm now from today, if
(17:33):
I have a meal at like ten thirty, that's a
late breakfast or an early lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I love this. It's not brunch because you know what,
you can have breakfast at eleven am and it'd be
breakfast exactly. Call it what it is exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And this came about because it's a beautiful producer and
friend Tom's birthday on Monday, and I said, I love
to take you out for you know, brunch, and I
felt uncomfortable saying it, and I said, no, you choose
what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It's either in early lunch or a late breakfast, but
it is not brunch.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I'm with you. I love this, Thank you. I am
going to sort of stay in the same vein when
it comes to my sweeping statement today and say that
we as a society can no longer say the phrase
it's giving. I am over it. I've heard since I've
come back to work this year, I've heard it be
used so much and overused, I think is why I
(18:27):
need it to die. But not everything is giving something.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, and you are an early adapter, so you people
are only just catching on now to its giving as
a as a concept.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, whereas you were doing it a year ago and
you're over it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
And I didn't really do it that much because it
didn't come thattally to me. You didn't like, for example,
you're wearing a beautiful blue long sleeve tonight. Yes, it's
like if I were to say it's giving dolphin because
it's blue. No, shut up, Yeah, it's giving your a moron.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And here's the rules.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I support support any of the sweeping statements that we
have said, heard and are about to hear.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Chrissy Swan Show. It's the Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show or Nova Warrior.
In the middle of this.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Swan's sweeping statements, We've got a stack of Baker's Delight
vouchers and this is no sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Do not miss the savory bite.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm new to the party with the savory bite, and
I can't believe that, you know, I could have gone
my whole life without right tasting it.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
We really swept on that item, and I'm so glad
that in twenty twenty five before we embraced it. And
they're eating a lot of them exactly, Hello, Lynne.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Hare, Hello, Hi, no one to their children.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Okay, talk us through what sort of things should we
be saying no to?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And I agree I agree.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
No, you cannot have my phone.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
No you can't sit in the front seat. You're only five,
you know, follow dumb boundaries. Say no, it's not a
swear words.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I was. I think that takes some practice.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Though I was getting really good at it, I really was,
and then I forgot.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't know, I got out of out.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Of have it.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Now I'm just a personal assistant running around town getting
things alted and picking up party sunny angels.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You're a pushover, Yeah, I am, and i'd forgotten.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So thank you for the reminder. I started to say
this sentence. You know, No, I don't want to. I
actually don't want to. That's a big thing to say
as a mother.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It is did something.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
My whole bag just flopped the floor.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I'm not going to send you a Baker Delight voucher
Emma on thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your
sweeping statement?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Absolutely disgusting?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Okay, talk us through what exactly do you mean by
a kebab?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Everyone to rape about it side out and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
For me and for me it always just all the
meat tastes the same.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Everything you get from a kebab shot taste to say,
like they've been put in the same pit and it's
just growth. So what do you have when you're under
the weather or a bit tipsy or hungover?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Any other form of takeaway? It's not above.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Disgusting.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Another drink. Emma Baker's like vouch a for you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hello, Michelle, Hi bear, what's your swaping statement?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I can't stand it when items are given a pronoun
So they're talking about address, and I say, isn't she lovely?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, And of course you're not talking you're talking about
boats and ships and stuff which are referred to as
she Like that's a traditional sort of thing.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You're speaking like if I go, oh, look look at
look at her, she's cheeky, and I'm talking about my
water bottle, yep, or your dress.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Do you say anything when people do this?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
No, I just purse my lips.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
My lips, Michelle, And then you go home and make
the little voodoo doll.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Bakers do, like voucher for you, Mesh. Have a great
night and finished with you.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Taylor, Hello, Darling.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Hello, love the show, guys, We love you tape.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh my gosh. When people buy a product and then
they're like, oh, life hack and then use the product
exactly as a sintended.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Okay, can you give us an example of that, because
I feel like I might be guilty.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I think you are.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Live hack use these non slip mats.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
So things don't fall from your yet it's a.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Nont that's so great tape. It's like life hack. Wind
Dex will clean this smudge off the glass light.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Hair hack use this quick to put up your hair
and then uses the.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Quip for their hair like.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Swim Show is an OVA podcast. For more great comedy
shows like this.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Head to Nova podcast dot com. Do you
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