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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show, so this Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Give us a call.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
If you're cranky about something, if you have a differing
opinion to almost everybody else, what's yours?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
My sweeping statement is that every toilet should have toilet
paper and wet wipes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Now there are specific Before you send a complaint letter
about other things that have been on the show and
you want to roll this in, there are special wet
wipes I didn't know about them until quite recently that
are flushable, correct, because you don't want to put your
normal wet ones.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh no, no, no, I mean like biodegradable popper.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Proper wet white toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
They shouldn't just be for toddlers, they should be for adults.
My best friend Christina, when I first became close with her,
like nine years ago, at her house, in every bathroom
her mother has wet wipes should you want to use
them before toilet and I have adapted that in my
house for the last eight years.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So I know that the rules are. I can't took
you out of it, so I won't. But that's just
for very very rich people. So you know, when I
was toilet training my kids.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm not very rich, GiB You've.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Only got one toilet?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Do you have three kids who seem to be full
time pooors? Seriously, and you're going through a packet a day.
It's like seven dolar. No, that's not for everybody, but
you can do that.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I just think it should be. And I'm talking to
you as well, Like workplaces everywhere, I just think they
should be.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They'd be stolen from workplaces by me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What is your sweeping statements?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
My sweeping statement is this, And I think I actually
might be wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Here, okay, because nobody does this.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, there's escalators, which are like moving steps, and
then there's the travelators, which are straight. Yes, some of
them are elevated, like at Bunning's, and then some of
them the airports.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Some of them are flat.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The flat light's right?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is it like if you don't hit them and keep walking,
get in the bin.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's not an.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Opportunity to hit it and stop.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They're designed for you to still walk, but you just
get there quicker.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
They're like so much fun to walk on too. I
pretend I'm on the runway walking down them.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You feel like Superman.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You do, but so many times, particularly at Bunnings, where
I am every single day. I just assume that the
person in front of me walking from the car park
understands that you keep on walking, and they don't, and
I go up the back of them.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I lost a fingernaut thumbnat what is it called?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh oh, the Big China on the back of some
idiots boot.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I hope you've got a pedicure straight after.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm looking for tomorrow morning. Shame of it. That's sweeping state.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But my sweeping statement is this. This Global Nova Red
Room is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We just enjoyed Jelly Roll. You could be going to
see him in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And after you've seen him, you will then see post
Malone in Vegas. You could also be seeing Dean Lewis
live in Nova's Red Room in La Gracie, Abrams live
in Auckland. It's all powered by Expeedy Up. Make sure
you jump onto the Nova player and enter the drawer
there because Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel will be calling
our first caller tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You have to be in it to win it, and
trust me, it's so easy. I've entered seven thousand times.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He's got me statements. Don't you tell me what to do?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Thirty twenty fourteen. What's your sweeping statement? Your unpopular opinion?
Mine is those travelators, the ones that are still flat,
not like a stair you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Can stop on the stairs, the ones at the airport,
the ones.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
At the airport, the ones at Bunnings, the ones at supermarkets.
They're not designed for you to stand on it. You've
got to keep moving.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And you think people that don't walk along them can
get in the bin, get in the bin. And I
think that every toilet should not only have toilet paper,
but it should also have.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wet whites, all right, money bags.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Flushable ones. And I get like it's gonna be good
for the environment, but I just think that's how it
should be.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It would be lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I loved using them. I was like, my god, this
is an amazing luxury. But I don't think there's been
ten years since I've.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Had to treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nah, it's all right, Rachel. Hello, what's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, love you guys, We love you, right?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Why did we are so crazy today?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't know what is going on, but I'm here
for it.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Anyone who uses a handkerchief is a loser.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh I why would you put it back in your
pocket with snotty goods on?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Its so gross, and then in the wash with your clothes.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Honestly, I would love to see your face. If you're
like talking to somebody and you're getting along well and
then they blow their nose in a hanky and put
in their pocket, You're face would drop.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, it's just nasty. I'm with your rage. Hey, rage,
we are going to send you a double past and
overcame No Pain in Cinema's April three. Thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hello there, Emma?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Hello, have you across mounday?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And to you? How many of you scoffed?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I've had two for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I've just had to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Would you like a Baker's Light voucher Emma to buy more?
I would love You've got one, my girl?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You got it? Now? What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
My sweeping statement is if I have to go and
sit in a field for three hours on a Friday
night watching my children play cricket, I should be allowed
to drink alcohol.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Retweet absolutely, I mean yeah, I can't agree more you
should be able to do whatever you like. And I
actually did that, and what I wanted to do was
never go again, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What's your drink of choice, Emma?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
On a field it would be a Seltzer probably, Oh
I love that locale?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, low cow.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean it got to the stage they were so interminable,
just so endless. What was Michael Jackson doing? And number
the pain? And nearly got to that for me.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Do you know in our household growing up, mom and
dad enforced a rule that there was no Friday night
activities perfect?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, absolutely, And that is their want because they have.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
A life too.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah. Absolutely. Emma enjoyed that Baker's delight about job.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hello said hello are you beautiful name? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You sound very sweet. Tell me exactly what your sweeping
statement is.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
My sleeping statement is that anyone who bites their fingernails
should lose their hands.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, yes, today, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Well, yesterday I was on an airplane from Newcastle to Melbourne.
It was probably i don't know, like a two hour
flight and the guy next to me the time watching
something on his phone, just gnawing away. It was the
most disgusting thing and I just sat there. I should
have said something, but I didn't because it had already
gone on for too long. It was like past the
(07:12):
point of no return.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Would you ever say anything?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I don't know. If I could go back in time,
I think.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I'm oh, but what do you even do?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You even say?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You don't say anything? You just death stare.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yeah, oh I kind of did, though. I kept looking
at him funny, like, are you right?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I used to be a nail bider and I
just stopped.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's weird. Did anyone call you out? Stop yourself?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Never?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And the thing is, I didn't even know that I
was biting my nails.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But I knew that I did because.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I had bit nails, But I don't have any memory
of actually doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
My housemate does it, and I say stop, I call
him out on it. I cannot be in the same
room as someone that's doing it. You have got a
double pass to Novkay No Pain in Cinema's April three.
Let's finish with Juliet. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Afternoon?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You're not going to like this one, but I really
like Megan Markle. I think everyone's far too hard on her.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
You're the one.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
What do you like about it? I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I loved her in suits, so she's a great actress.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You see, I never saw suits. I should.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I think you'll like her from that?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, I really liked.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Her in episode three of this of this series. I
really have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I couldn't. I actually couldn't get past episode one.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Olieh.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So you just said that you loved her. Watch watch
episode three. You'll love her properly.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Okay, I will if you watch Suits tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Done.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You got to deal life.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The Christy Swan show, fack Swans sweepings.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Get it off your chest?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What opinion are you sitting on that you you really.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are alone in?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I've got one shoot.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I love an old El Paso uh meal kit. That
is not my sweeping statement, because everybody loves that. Everybody
be come in all sorts of different varieties.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But do you know what the best one is? What
for heaters?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, it's a hard taco.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No for heaters, they are brilliant.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But I want a taco.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's why this is called sweeping statements, because everybody goes
for the taco, including me.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I like the hard tacos. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
But the for heater had it last night, have it
at least once a week, love it and keep it simple. Chicken,
lots of capsule, lots of onion and sour cream.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
And the for heater, let me clarify, is separate to
the soft taco. It's a whole different identity.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The for heater is a vibe.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay heat, there is the vibe, and the soft taco
is what you put the vibe in.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh yeah, I've not had like old l Paso tacos
for so long tonight place al So, don't you hate
when people call it taco? Yes, taco Tuesday. Now it's taco.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I mean, look at it's supposed to be a taco.
I don't like that. Choose what's yours.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
My sweeping statement is that personal training should be subsidized,
subsidized by the government.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I agree. It's so expensive no one can afford it.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Like, it's really expensive for people, and it's like so
you feel so amazing after it. If people want to
do that, I think we should be able to go
to the doctor like we can with a mental health plan. Yeah,
we should ask for a personal training plan.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This is not stupid Jack. I know that you're delivering
it as if you are an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You are not.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm not. I think it really should be how much.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Are you paying a week in personal training?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Honestly it's I think it's around one hundred bucks a session.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Let's say so much. There's no subsidy, but it is
essential for.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
You, and I would pay more. I love my training, Maddie,
and I love doing it makes me feel so good.
But it's just a lot, and I think the government
should be helping out.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And not only makes you feel good, it's probably saving
the government money, you know, because there's less doctor visits,
is less everything, certainly less mental health visits.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, it's like a double whammy. Everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's the Creasy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Swan Shows, the Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The heaters are the king of old old passomeal kits.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
That is an unpopular opinion, creasius one, because most people
would prefer hard or soft correct. I like like.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Willie Eilish Swan's Sweetea Stents, I'm choking.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm sorry, I am choking. Hello Virginia, Hi, how are
you Chrissy good? We're going to talk saucy stuff. Are
we gonna get saucy?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Well, statement is I believe that the only appropriate topping
or a hot dog is tomato sauce, okay, and mustard cheese.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Just slain. You don't like a fully loaded dog. I
don't like loaded anything, to be honest. I just like
my things straight.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
But I will have.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The American mustard on my on my hot dog with tomatoesolce,
the American one.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Oh okay, yeah, no, not for me.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey, are you a butter on the bread girl as well?
Or no butter?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
No butter.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We've just broken up.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Hey, Virginia, I can see here that you're in Victoria
and we're coming into sort of some cooler months. So
I'm going to send you a two hundred dollars voucher
for EMU Australia. They have these like amazing sort of
ug boot shoes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And can I tell you, Virginia they are all terrain
so you can have them on inside and then you
can go driving down to the servo to get the milk.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh wonderful, Yes, this spread Marie.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hello, Hi, how are you Chrissy?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good darling?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
How are you good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I can tell from your accent you're from Brisbane. Oh am, indeed,
sound up my cousins.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What's your sweeping statement, Marie.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
My sweeping statement is that all baby names should be
approved by the government, being accepted on a birth certificate.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Well, some of them are.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, there's a list that you cannot use. What names
specifically are you referring to?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
So I worked with a child by the name of
Absidy abcd Absidy?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wait, No, that did not exist, Marie, Do not life
from your face like that to us?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
True story Absidy?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Wait? And what like? Did you know the parents? Did
you ever speak about the name to the parents of
the child? Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
They thought it was cute.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What this is insane?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
So that's my sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That is fair.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
That is I think we're gonna have to finish on
that because I don't think we can get better than that.
We're going to send you a family pass to Disney
snow White, which is in cinemas today. Do you have
anyone that would enjoy that or your family? Marie? Yes,
I do. Thank you so welcome, Absidy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Take that to turmbull Marie.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Crissy Swan show, I've got a goodie for you here,
Swan's sweepe.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
What is your own repular opinion. Give us a call
thirteen twenty four to ten. Now, Jack, I don't expect
you to understand what I'm about to say. Okay, Facebook
Marketplace have you ever been on?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I have? I tried to. I think before I discovered Deepop,
I sold some shoes or clothes on that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I've just discovered it, right, you are.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I've just discovered it because I haven't had Facebook for years,
and then somebody convinced me that I needed it for
the podcast. Right, So I have a log in. I
never check, but it gives me access to marketplace. Well,
my god, the stuff you can find, and also the
insight into human nature, it's quite something.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
My sweeping statement is this.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
If you list something for sale and in the description
you do not write the suburb where the item is,
then you are an idiot.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, it's almost like Facebook Marketplace shouldn't allow it to
be posted.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Put the suburb in and you will get a whole
lot less inquiries.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That go where are you located?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't be an idiot. Put it in there.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Because if I like your BedHead, but I have to
drive two hours to get it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm not liking it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm not saving it, but if it's possible, I will
and we can negotiate.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I put the suburb in the description. You fool.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
This falls on meta. They shouldn't allow it to be
uploaded unless you have put a location in.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I agree, it should be a field that you click like,
you know, used new condition whatever.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
This is so weird and so asked, But my sweeping
statement is about meta. Is it okay blue ticks shouldn't
be bought?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
So buy You can now buy a blue tick over
the last set of six months to a year, it's
changed so people can buy blue ticks. And the reason
for my sweeping statement is it's really easy to be scammed. Right,
So someone called Christy swan with so they spell their
name with a y, they can get a blue tick
for that handle, so, like, you know, especially to their cost.
(16:41):
I think it's like thirty bucks a month. Maybe can
I google Tom?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
So you can buy a blue tick. So it's like
anyone can have a blue tick. So it's really hard
to now verify whether it actually is the person or
the business you're looking at.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Oh my god, imagine the up swing in Keito gummies
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
God, he's got a price for us.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Okay, so on Meta, the introductory price is forty five dollars.
A level up is one hundred and twenty. A level
up is three hundred and fifty per month.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Wow, you could easily make that back In Keto Gummy.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your sweeping statement?
We will give you a Baker's Delight voucher for sharing
it with us. Really think deep the.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Chrissy Swan Show, Let's do this Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Another sweeping statement is if you release a song that
is as brilliant and perfect as bird on the dance floor,
Jobe here is done.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
There's no shame in being a one hit wonder if
that's the one here.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Thinking of the artist though, playing Devil's advocate, Can they
make enough money for the rest of their lives off
that one here? Yes? In royalties I can. Yes, Okay, yeah,
I'm with you, then.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes they can.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
But my real sweeping statement is if you list something
for sale on Facebook Marketplace my new favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
By the way, things are going to get real quick. Yeah, okay,
you know, real crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
If you don't listen to the suburb. Then you are
an idiot, an absolute idiot.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
My sweeping statement is that blue ticks on Instagram shouldn't
be bought.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, well that's trickery, that's trickery. You know.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
God, people fall for all sorts of things. Don't make
it that easy.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Before we get to our sweeping statements, though, we do
have a caller that wants to weigh in on your
shy Sarah.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Hi, Hello, how are you going on?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What's going on with Facebook? Marketplace? So you wanted a lot?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Not a lot, but have been for a while and
I was just listening to your sweeping statement, and so
then I thought, well, we on all of our ads,
we've always put on there our suburb where to pick up,
and we still get people asking where are you located
or where is pickup?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, then you.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Must not respond to them because they do not deserve
to buy your rubbish.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, So, Sarah, your sweeping statement is people are idiots.
Baker's Delight voucher for you, Sarah. On thirteen twenty four
to ten, we're taking your sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hello Victoria, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
And I do agree with you about Facebook?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I mean, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It would just save so many emails, and I imagine
I've never sold anything on Facebook marketplace before, but I
imagine it would be an absolute ordeal.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Yes, I agree.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What is your sweeping statement, Victoria?
Speaker 7 (19:27):
My sweeping statement is children under twelve shouldn't be able
to go to musicals.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Okay, what are sort of musicals?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What sort of musicals are you talking about? Because some
of them are designed for kids.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, but I took my son to Sea Wicked and
he's fourteen, he's very well behaved. We had fantastic seats,
was going to be amazing night, and this little rat
bag behind us was kicking my seat all through the production.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Did you turn around?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
I'm angry and I turned around and I asked the mama,
said please, could you stop your child from kicking my feet?
And she did not do a thing. And then I
had another child being in front of us. They had
really long hair, had it one of those jojo bow things,
but was you know, flicking it around? You know, you
couldn't see anything flicking hair around. And I asked her mom,
can you asked a child seas to fit still or
(20:15):
not flick her hair around? And she didn't do anything.
So the mom went to the bathroom, and I said
to the girl, listen, if you don't start flicking your
hair around, I'm gonna get the fissors out of my bag.
I'm going to cut your hair. And she sat still
for the rest of them the production, it was it
was great, It was really good.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
We need to do a phone topic at some stage
next week.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Where have you threatened a child that isn't your own?
Because there is.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Nothing more satisfying than whispering threats into a stranger.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And Victoria, when when the mother came back to the seat,
did the daughter turn to her and tell her what
you've said? What you'd said?
Speaker 7 (20:53):
No, she didn't move, she says, sat completely still for
the rest of the production. It was great.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
That is fair bikers to like voucher for you, Victoria,
Let's go to bed.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
One of the best stories we've ever heard. Hello, beck Hi,
what's your swaping statement?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
My sweeping statement is that mint ice cream is a foul.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Mint ice cream, so you just would never you would
never order the peppermint flavor?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well, yeah, why would I eat toothpaste for dessert?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What about blocks of chocolate or chocolate bars? Still know?
Because the peppermint arrow is delicious.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Or gum.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Yeah, I like gum, but not as a dessert.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
No, okay, voucher for you, Beck, Hello, Diana with two ends?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm so good? What is your swaping statement?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Mine is People who use umbrellas for some protection need
serious help.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Are you
Speaker 4 (22:00):
H
This is the Chrissy Swan Show, so this Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Give us a call.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
If you're cranky about something, if you have a differing
opinion to almost everybody else, what's yours?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
My sweeping statement is that every toilet should have toilet
paper and wet wipes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Now there are specific Before you send a complaint letter
about other things that have been on the show and
you want to roll this in, there are special wet
wipes I didn't know about them until quite recently that
are flushable, correct, because you don't want to put your
normal wet ones.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh no, no, no, I mean like biodegradable popper.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Proper wet white toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
They shouldn't just be for toddlers, they should be for adults.
My best friend Christina, when I first became close with her,
like nine years ago, at her house, in every bathroom
her mother has wet wipes should you want to use
them before toilet and I have adapted that in my
house for the last eight years.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So I know that the rules are. I can't took
you out of it, so I won't. But that's just
for very very rich people. So you know, when I
was toilet training my kids.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm not very rich, GiB You've.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Only got one toilet?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Do you have three kids who seem to be full
time pooors? Seriously, and you're going through a packet a day.
It's like seven dolar. No, that's not for everybody, but
you can do that.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I just think it should be. And I'm talking to
you as well, Like workplaces everywhere, I just think they
should be.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They'd be stolen from workplaces by me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What is your sweeping statements?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
My sweeping statement is this, And I think I actually
might be wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Here, okay, because nobody does this.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, there's escalators, which are like moving steps, and
then there's the travelators, which are straight. Yes, some of
them are elevated, like at Bunning's, and then some of
them the airports.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Some of them are flat.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The flat light's right?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is it like if you don't hit them and keep walking,
get in the bin.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's not an.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Opportunity to hit it and stop.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They're designed for you to still walk, but you just
get there quicker.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
They're like so much fun to walk on too. I
pretend I'm on the runway walking down them.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You feel like Superman.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You do, but so many times, particularly at Bunnings, where
I am every single day. I just assume that the
person in front of me walking from the car park
understands that you keep on walking, and they don't, and
I go up the back of them.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I lost a fingernaut thumbnat what is it called?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh oh, the Big China on the back of some
idiots boot.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I hope you've got a pedicure straight after.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm looking for tomorrow morning. Shame of it. That's sweeping state.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
But my sweeping statement is this. This Global Nova Red
Room is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We just enjoyed Jelly Roll. You could be going to
see him in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And after you've seen him, you will then see post
Malone in Vegas. You could also be seeing Dean Lewis
live in Nova's Red Room in La Gracie, Abrams live
in Auckland. It's all powered by Expeedy Up. Make sure
you jump onto the Nova player and enter the drawer
there because Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel will be calling
our first caller tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You have to be in it to win it, and
trust me, it's so easy. I've entered seven thousand times.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He's got me statements. Don't you tell me what to do?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Thirty twenty fourteen. What's your sweeping statement? Your unpopular opinion?
Mine is those travelators, the ones that are still flat,
not like a stair you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Can stop on the stairs, the ones at the airport,
the ones.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
At the airport, the ones at Bunnings, the ones at supermarkets.
They're not designed for you to stand on it. You've
got to keep moving.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And you think people that don't walk along them can
get in the bin, get in the bin. And I
think that every toilet should not only have toilet paper,
but it should also have.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wet whites, all right, money bags.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Flushable ones. And I get like it's gonna be good
for the environment, but I just think that's how it
should be.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It would be lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I loved using them. I was like, my god, this
is an amazing luxury. But I don't think there's been
ten years since I've.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Had to treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nah, it's all right, Rachel. Hello, what's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, love you guys, We love you, right?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Why did we are so crazy today?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't know what is going on, but I'm here
for it.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Anyone who uses a handkerchief is a loser.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh I why would you put it back in your
pocket with snotty goods on?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Its so gross, and then in the wash with your clothes.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Honestly, I would love to see your face. If you're
like talking to somebody and you're getting along well and
then they blow their nose in a hanky and put
in their pocket, You're face would drop.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, it's just nasty. I'm with your rage. Hey, rage,
we are going to send you a double past and
overcame No Pain in Cinema's April three. Thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hello there, Emma?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Hello, have you across mounday?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And to you? How many of you scoffed?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I've had two for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I've just had to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Would you like a Baker's Light voucher Emma to buy more?
I would love You've got one, my girl?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You got it? Now? What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
My sweeping statement is if I have to go and
sit in a field for three hours on a Friday
night watching my children play cricket, I should be allowed
to drink alcohol.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Retweet absolutely, I mean yeah, I can't agree more you
should be able to do whatever you like. And I
actually did that, and what I wanted to do was
never go again, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What's your drink of choice, Emma?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
On a field it would be a Seltzer probably, Oh
I love that locale?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, low cow.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean it got to the stage they were so interminable,
just so endless. What was Michael Jackson doing? And number
the pain? And nearly got to that for me.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Do you know in our household growing up, mom and
dad enforced a rule that there was no Friday night
activities perfect?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, absolutely, And that is their want because they have.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
A life too.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah. Absolutely. Emma enjoyed that Baker's delight about job.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hello said hello are you beautiful name? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You sound very sweet. Tell me exactly what your sweeping
statement is.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
My sleeping statement is that anyone who bites their fingernails
should lose their hands.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, yes, today, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Well, yesterday I was on an airplane from Newcastle to Melbourne.
It was probably i don't know, like a two hour
flight and the guy next to me the time watching
something on his phone, just gnawing away. It was the
most disgusting thing and I just sat there. I should
have said something, but I didn't because it had already
gone on for too long. It was like past the
(07:12):
point of no return.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Would you ever say anything?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I don't know. If I could go back in time,
I think.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I'm oh, but what do you even do?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You even say?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You don't say anything? You just death stare.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yeah, oh I kind of did, though. I kept looking
at him funny, like, are you right?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I used to be a nail bider and I
just stopped.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's weird. Did anyone call you out? Stop yourself?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Never?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And the thing is, I didn't even know that I
was biting my nails.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But I knew that I did because.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I had bit nails, But I don't have any memory
of actually doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
My housemate does it, and I say stop, I call
him out on it. I cannot be in the same
room as someone that's doing it. You have got a
double pass to Novkay No Pain in Cinema's April three.
Let's finish with Juliet. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Afternoon?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You're not going to like this one, but I really
like Megan Markle. I think everyone's far too hard on her.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
You're the one.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
What do you like about it? I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I loved her in suits, so she's a great actress.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You see, I never saw suits. I should.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I think you'll like her from that?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, I really liked.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Her in episode three of this of this series. I
really have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I couldn't. I actually couldn't get past episode one.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Olieh.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So you just said that you loved her. Watch watch
episode three. You'll love her properly.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Okay, I will if you watch Suits tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Done.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You got to deal life.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The Christy Swan show, fack Swans sweepings.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Get it off your chest?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What opinion are you sitting on that you you really.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are alone in?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I've got one shoot.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I love an old El Paso uh meal kit. That
is not my sweeping statement, because everybody loves that. Everybody
be come in all sorts of different varieties.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But do you know what the best one is? What
for heaters?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, it's a hard taco.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No for heaters, they are brilliant.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But I want a taco.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's why this is called sweeping statements, because everybody goes
for the taco, including me.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I like the hard tacos. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
But the for heater had it last night, have it
at least once a week, love it and keep it simple. Chicken,
lots of capsule, lots of onion and sour cream.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
And the for heater, let me clarify, is separate to
the soft taco. It's a whole different identity.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The for heater is a vibe.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay heat, there is the vibe, and the soft taco
is what you put the vibe in.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh yeah, I've not had like old l Paso tacos
for so long tonight place al So, don't you hate
when people call it taco? Yes, taco Tuesday. Now it's taco.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I mean, look at it's supposed to be a taco.
I don't like that. Choose what's yours.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
My sweeping statement is that personal training should be subsidized,
subsidized by the government.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I agree. It's so expensive no one can afford it.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Like, it's really expensive for people, and it's like so
you feel so amazing after it. If people want to
do that, I think we should be able to go
to the doctor like we can with a mental health plan. Yeah,
we should ask for a personal training plan.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This is not stupid Jack. I know that you're delivering
it as if you are an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You are not.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm not. I think it really should be how much.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Are you paying a week in personal training?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Honestly it's I think it's around one hundred bucks a session.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Let's say so much. There's no subsidy, but it is
essential for.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
You, and I would pay more. I love my training, Maddie,
and I love doing it makes me feel so good.
But it's just a lot, and I think the government
should be helping out.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And not only makes you feel good, it's probably saving
the government money, you know, because there's less doctor visits,
is less everything, certainly less mental health visits.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, it's like a double whammy. Everyone's happy.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's the Creasy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Swan Shows, the Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The heaters are the king of old old passomeal kits.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
That is an unpopular opinion, creasius one, because most people
would prefer hard or soft correct. I like like.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Willie Eilish Swan's Sweetea Stents, I'm choking.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm sorry, I am choking. Hello Virginia, Hi, how are
you Chrissy good? We're going to talk saucy stuff. Are
we gonna get saucy?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Well, statement is I believe that the only appropriate topping
or a hot dog is tomato sauce, okay, and mustard cheese.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Just slain. You don't like a fully loaded dog. I
don't like loaded anything, to be honest. I just like
my things straight.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
But I will have.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The American mustard on my on my hot dog with tomatoesolce,
the American one.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Oh okay, yeah, no, not for me.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hey, are you a butter on the bread girl as well?
Or no butter?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
No butter.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We've just broken up.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Hey, Virginia, I can see here that you're in Victoria
and we're coming into sort of some cooler months. So
I'm going to send you a two hundred dollars voucher
for EMU Australia. They have these like amazing sort of
ug boot shoes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And can I tell you, Virginia they are all terrain
so you can have them on inside and then you
can go driving down to the servo to get the milk.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh wonderful, Yes, this spread Marie.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hello, Hi, how are you Chrissy?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good darling?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
How are you good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I can tell from your accent you're from Brisbane. Oh am, indeed,
sound up my cousins.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
What's your sweeping statement, Marie.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
My sweeping statement is that all baby names should be
approved by the government, being accepted on a birth certificate.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Well, some of them are.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, there's a list that you cannot use. What names
specifically are you referring to?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
So I worked with a child by the name of
Absidy abcd Absidy?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wait, No, that did not exist, Marie, Do not life
from your face like that to us?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
True story Absidy?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Wait? And what like? Did you know the parents? Did
you ever speak about the name to the parents of
the child? Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
They thought it was cute.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What this is insane?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
So that's my sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That is fair.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
That is I think we're gonna have to finish on
that because I don't think we can get better than that.
We're going to send you a family pass to Disney
snow White, which is in cinemas today. Do you have
anyone that would enjoy that or your family? Marie? Yes,
I do. Thank you so welcome, Absidy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Take that to turmbull Marie.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Crissy Swan show, I've got a goodie for you here,
Swan's sweepe.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
What is your own repular opinion. Give us a call
thirteen twenty four to ten. Now, Jack, I don't expect
you to understand what I'm about to say. Okay, Facebook
Marketplace have you ever been on?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I have? I tried to. I think before I discovered Deepop,
I sold some shoes or clothes on that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I've just discovered it, right, you are.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I've just discovered it because I haven't had Facebook for years,
and then somebody convinced me that I needed it for
the podcast. Right, So I have a log in. I
never check, but it gives me access to marketplace. Well,
my god, the stuff you can find, and also the
insight into human nature, it's quite something.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
My sweeping statement is this.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
If you list something for sale and in the description
you do not write the suburb where the item is,
then you are an idiot.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, it's almost like Facebook Marketplace shouldn't allow it to
be posted.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Put the suburb in and you will get a whole
lot less inquiries.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That go where are you located?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't be an idiot. Put it in there.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Because if I like your BedHead, but I have to
drive two hours to get it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm not liking it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm not saving it, but if it's possible, I will
and we can negotiate.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I put the suburb in the description. You fool.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
This falls on meta. They shouldn't allow it to be
uploaded unless you have put a location in.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I agree, it should be a field that you click like,
you know, used new condition whatever.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
This is so weird and so asked, But my sweeping
statement is about meta. Is it okay blue ticks shouldn't
be bought?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
So buy You can now buy a blue tick over
the last set of six months to a year, it's
changed so people can buy blue ticks. And the reason
for my sweeping statement is it's really easy to be scammed. Right,
So someone called Christy swan with so they spell their
name with a y, they can get a blue tick
for that handle, so, like, you know, especially to their cost.
(16:41):
I think it's like thirty bucks a month. Maybe can
I google Tom?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
So you can buy a blue tick. So it's like
anyone can have a blue tick. So it's really hard
to now verify whether it actually is the person or
the business you're looking at.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Oh my god, imagine the up swing in Keito gummies
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
God, he's got a price for us.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Okay, so on Meta, the introductory price is forty five dollars.
A level up is one hundred and twenty. A level
up is three hundred and fifty per month.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Wow, you could easily make that back In Keto Gummy.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your sweeping statement?
We will give you a Baker's Delight voucher for sharing
it with us. Really think deep the.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Chrissy Swan Show, Let's do this Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Another sweeping statement is if you release a song that
is as brilliant and perfect as bird on the dance floor,
Jobe here is done.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
There's no shame in being a one hit wonder if
that's the one here.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Thinking of the artist though, playing Devil's advocate, Can they
make enough money for the rest of their lives off
that one here? Yes? In royalties I can. Yes, Okay, yeah,
I'm with you, then.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes they can.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
But my real sweeping statement is if you list something
for sale on Facebook Marketplace my new favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
By the way, things are going to get real quick. Yeah, okay,
you know, real crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
If you don't listen to the suburb. Then you are
an idiot, an absolute idiot.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
My sweeping statement is that blue ticks on Instagram shouldn't
be bought.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, well that's trickery, that's trickery. You know.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
God, people fall for all sorts of things. Don't make
it that easy.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Before we get to our sweeping statements, though, we do
have a caller that wants to weigh in on your
shy Sarah.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Hi, Hello, how are you going on?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What's going on with Facebook? Marketplace? So you wanted a lot?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Not a lot, but have been for a while and
I was just listening to your sweeping statement, and so
then I thought, well, we on all of our ads,
we've always put on there our suburb where to pick up,
and we still get people asking where are you located
or where is pickup?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, then you.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Must not respond to them because they do not deserve
to buy your rubbish.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, So, Sarah, your sweeping statement is people are idiots.
Baker's Delight voucher for you, Sarah. On thirteen twenty four
to ten, we're taking your sweeping statement.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hello Victoria, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
And I do agree with you about Facebook?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I mean, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It would just save so many emails, and I imagine
I've never sold anything on Facebook marketplace before, but I
imagine it would be an absolute ordeal.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Yes, I agree.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What is your sweeping statement, Victoria?
Speaker 7 (19:27):
My sweeping statement is children under twelve shouldn't be able
to go to musicals.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Okay, what are sort of musicals?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What sort of musicals are you talking about? Because some
of them are designed for kids.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, but I took my son to Sea Wicked and
he's fourteen, he's very well behaved. We had fantastic seats,
was going to be amazing night, and this little rat
bag behind us was kicking my seat all through the production.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Did you turn around?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
I'm angry and I turned around and I asked the mama,
said please, could you stop your child from kicking my feet?
And she did not do a thing. And then I
had another child being in front of us. They had
really long hair, had it one of those jojo bow things,
but was you know, flicking it around? You know, you
couldn't see anything flicking hair around. And I asked her mom,
can you asked a child seas to fit still or
(20:15):
not flick her hair around? And she didn't do anything.
So the mom went to the bathroom, and I said
to the girl, listen, if you don't start flicking your
hair around, I'm gonna get the fissors out of my bag.
I'm going to cut your hair. And she sat still
for the rest of them the production, it was it
was great, It was really good.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
We need to do a phone topic at some stage
next week.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Where have you threatened a child that isn't your own?
Because there is.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Nothing more satisfying than whispering threats into a stranger.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And Victoria, when when the mother came back to the seat,
did the daughter turn to her and tell her what
you've said? What you'd said?
Speaker 7 (20:53):
No, she didn't move, she says, sat completely still for
the rest of the production. It was great.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
That is fair bikers to like voucher for you, Victoria,
Let's go to bed.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
One of the best stories we've ever heard. Hello, beck Hi,
what's your swaping statement?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
My sweeping statement is that mint ice cream is a foul.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Mint ice cream, so you just would never you would
never order the peppermint flavor?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well, yeah, why would I eat toothpaste for dessert?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What about blocks of chocolate or chocolate bars? Still know?
Because the peppermint arrow is delicious.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Or gum.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Yeah, I like gum, but not as a dessert.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
No, okay, voucher for you, Beck, Hello, Diana with two ends?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm so good? What is your swaping statement?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Mine is People who use umbrellas for some protection need
serious help.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Are you
Speaker 4 (22:00):
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