April 9, 2025 • 39 mins
It's a very uniquely Melbourne treat that we all enjoy. We also play a new game called Chrissie's Undercover Covers! Plus, have you ever been told off by an adult that wasn't your own parent?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's wacky Wednesday, Jack, and you're feeling wacky, aren't you
must want I am feeling wacky. I feel strangely energized.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And look, I'm speaking to you from the future because
Victoria has gone on school holidays earlier than you know
other states.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm loving it for my commute to work, though.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I've got to say, it's like a ghost town.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's heaven.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, and that's that. You've got to look on the
positive because the news is that it's still fresh. Hell. Yes, okay,
you know, thinking of things for other people to do.
Jesus getting hard. It's getting long in the tooth. I'm
done with it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can they become obsessed with a Netflix show or something
to watch or No, the.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Kids don't watch television and that sounds really like hippie trippy.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I want them to Okay, corny.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I'm like, here, have the remote. God knows, God
knows they were raised dad. I don't know what happened.
Maybe I used up all my bad parenting tokens. Then
that's that's a shame, and they're just like they're not interested.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Now they're robbing milk bars.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Having said that, Pegs Pegs gone and invited some friends
over today, and oh I love that playing with the
bunnies and might have a walk downket from lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She knows how to live that gal, she sure does. Hey,
massive show, Swani. After three o'clock, we're going to be
putting two people in the running for Chrissy and Jack's
bucket list trip to New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Andy very boogie of you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is bougie. Andy Lee's going to be joining us
live in the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We have tickets to Lady Gaga because she's announced she's
coming to Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm really try and get out of the house and
see her. I think she would be incredible.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Actually, no, you won't. I'll tell you why. I'm the
song why I'll go next though, mister Chrissy thirteen twenty
four to ten, if you would like your mind read,
we will give you a VIP Specsavers voucher and two
hundred and fifty dollars cash the.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Crissy Swan Show. I'm rubbing my third eye.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Step Savors is helping Chrissy with he mystical visions.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Should have gone to step Savers, Christy. This one is
for the kids. Isabella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Hi, Chrissy, you're
a cutie and that's not even me guessing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, thank you, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'll say that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I really like you. How old are you, Isabella?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm twenty five?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh lots, kids. I thought you were a sassy teen.
Do you feel like a sassy teen?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I still feel eighteen in my head.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, physically I'm twenty five.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I know physically i'm four hundred and fifty, but inside
I'm eternally seven. Who is who is the rooster around you?
Is there a good looking rooster around you?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, my partner is sitting right next to me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is he a good looking rooster?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Or do you just have a rooster?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No, he's definitely a.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good looking rooster.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I would say, I don't have any chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of ten? What are we talking, Isabella? Give us a.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Number ten, A one hundred, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's a very nice partner.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Nice. I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We'll never experience it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, look a side note. That was the right answer, Isabella.
And why have they never learned or married at first sight?
When they like the answer is they're idiots?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Is why your partner is the hottest, is always the
answer correct?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Who drives the four wheel drive around you? Or the suv?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I would say probably like a trady uncle, but no
one near me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
At the moment. Does do you have a like a diamond,
like a loose diamond? Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, well I've got a ring that's missing a diamond.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Ah, that's what I can see.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Mystic's on the money today, you actually are.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You'll never find that diamond, my darling. But you know
you could got a love visa and prize one out
of a nine to ninety nine ring and no one
had ever know. Nothing wrong with a cubic xconia.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nothing or like your local porn shop.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yes, pawn by the way, Obs, you used to like
Taylor Swift, but you're off her now. Oh that's a
good one.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yes, that is crease.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I went to a concert, love her performing, but I
don't listen to her regularly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Why do I see childcare around you? Childcare nursing Cara?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Oh no, sure about that one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Let's get out there. Missed it because that was a
really good addition. You tapped into Isabella quite well.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm also seeing I'm a salata. I know that's just
what I'm eating.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now, Isabella, you have one yourself, a VIP Specsavers voucher
for one pair of glasses or sunglasses and two hundred
and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh, thank you so much, really appreciate.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It, so welcome. That's one of you did mention that
at school holidays before.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes, and it is a great opportunity another community service
announcement if you will go and get your kids' eyes
tested while they're on holidays, because then you don't have
to like take them late to school and whatever. There's
always appointments at Specky's and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's something to do then, right, Like it's exciting for them.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, it is actually exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That machine's fun when it goes. I know, are your
kids seeing the world fuzzy, blurry, foggy or cloudy? The
more kids see, the more they learn. Book your kids
an eye test. It's Specsavers today, the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, you never forget when a grown up that
isn't your mum or dad tells you all, never forget.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It has stayed with me my whole life has yours. Yes, Yeah,
it's wild, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The reason that we're talking about this. Is that a
grown up by the way, thirteen twenty four ten. Give
us a call if you remember clearly, as if it
happened yesterday. The feeling of being told off by a
grown up that is not your.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Mum or dad a different kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it is. It's terrifying, and it sears onto your memory.
These kids in Adelaide, they will have this see it
onto their memory because not only is it another adult
that's not their mum or dad, it's a total stranger.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes. Wild.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
They were fishing at a place called Delphin Island, which
I've just googled. It's absolutely legal to fish there. Okay,
well they're teenagers. These grown ups have lost their mind,
thrown a backpack down, yelling. But one resident of Delphin
Island in particular, really, let these kids have it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You shouldn't be here. You'll go around hare you shot
the shot the cop.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That is a grown man harassing a teenager.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And those teenagers sounded really reasonable.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't think they are. I've done a little bit more,
a little bit more deep diving. And another resident, a woman, said, look,
the adults are very very embarrassed about this footage. However,
there have been behavioral issues, she said, which.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Is why this prompted this. You'll go away.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He can't.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He can't say anything more. He can't punch them, which
I'm sure he wants to, so he just says, hah away.
They said that they were more concerned with the turtles
and ducks and stuff whatever. You know, you just don't
like these kids fair enough. Sometimes you just don't like
other people's kids. That twenty four ten, when as an
(07:54):
adult yelled at you, Mine was my uncle. Oh, I know,
And I remember I would have been about seven, and
I was walking up his stairs at his house, and
the carpet had sort of worn out a bit, and
there were.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Those little tacks stick up.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Anyway, I stood on a few, and I carried on
like a pook chop, as you want to do when
you're seven. Yes, and he really let me have it
over that. Yeah, it was like shut up.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He probably didn't say shut up, but I remember going,
oh my god, he's so angry and it's not even
my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Maybe he was embarrassed about his shabby carpet.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Maybe maybe that's normally what people did. Got he let
me have it, yelling that's awful.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, I remember. I think I was about twelve now
I think back, and we were at one of my
dad's mates farms, and you know, when you're on a farm,
you learned to drive a bit earlier. I didn't know
that well. I always did, which is very weird for me.
But I did learn to drive quite young on this farm.
And there were some other kids there at this time,
and I decided I'll always did it with like another adult.
I decided to get up and just go and help
(08:57):
myself into this car and like a grade boy, yes,
and turn it on. Upon reflection, I think that was
probably the right thing.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Might have been dangerous, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And these other kid's dad came out and gave me
a spray, and I just remember being like, oh my god,
being told off by someone other than your parents is horrific.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And do you think it was justified?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Looking back now I do. He's a really reasonable, beautiful
guy that told me.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Were his children also free roaming?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah? Thirteen twenty four to ten telling off other people's kids?
Where do you stand on it? And has it happened
to you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
The Christy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show. We're talking
about being yelled at as a kid by somebody that
is not your parents. It's terrifying, very memorable. Or indeed,
has anybody yelled at your kids? No one's done that
to mine. Do you know of wouldn't leave the house off?
(09:55):
They would trust me that, I would have told me,
Oh my god, Actually yes someone did. Oh, someone did.
A babysitter punished Peg. Because it might sound hippie trippy whatever,
I've never punished my children. I don't believe it works. Yes,
a punishment is generally utterly unrelated to the to the
(10:20):
thing that they've done wrong, So I don't do it.
Never never been punished. A babysitter made her sit on
the stair.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
She was about two, but in her mind, you know,
a thirty five year old. Yes, she was so affronted
by what she considered to be an outrageous situation that
I had to let that babysitter go oh no. Yeah.
It was just like Peg was like, this is so unfair.
(10:49):
How dare she do that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Did you have a conversation with the babysitter on why
or what happened?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Or no, just beare yeah? So And I had said
to her, we don't do that, naughty corner shaming. We
don't do that. We don't do that. We believe you.
If you make a mistake, the natural consequences will sort
themselves out and have a conversation exactly Anyway, Yeah, we
never saw her again.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Thirteen twenty four telling kids off other than your own.
What are your thoughts? Just for getting on air with us,
there will be a Frank Green lucky bag gifted to
you and swanned. You and I got one of these,
and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Unbelievable, an absolute bumper issue of everything that you love. Yes, Hello, Emma,
good afternoon. Now you have an arrangement with your best
friend I do.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
We have an arrangement that we are allowed to yell
at each other's children. Now, the kids don't like it,
but it really works. It's like coming from another adult.
They seem to reflect on their behavior. And she's much
much more hardcore than I am. So she probably yells
at my children more that I yell at her.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What sorts of.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Things have you overheard her saying to your kids?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Likes behaving in the pool or eating snacks, or she's hardcore,
this girl, like, she's really much more strict than I
am and my son often pulls me aside and says, look,
this isn't working for me, and I well too tough,
that's how it rolls. So but I like it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It works.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's a funny little thing that we do.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And and also you do listen to you don't never
listen to your own parents. You just don't. Yeah, and you.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Don't another it's another authority figure. And do they question
their behavior? Perhaps they do in a different light. Yeah,
I say bring in some other parents into that disciplary yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And then just split the therapy fees. Later, a frankly
lucky bag is on its way to you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You'll love that. Emma, Hello, tash hi hi hi Ago
what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
So basically I went to a twenty first during eighteenth
and my friend got super drunk and then the next
day her dad told me off for it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What did he say? And did he like raise his
voice at you?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
No, it was basically like my own dad was yelling
at me. He raised his voice and she was like
in the hallway watching him yell at me, but didn't
like intervene or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What was his problem with you?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
He was just saying that as her friend like I
should have been like controlling what she was drinking, or
like making sure she didn't get as ruck as she did,
and feel like stop us feeling.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Parents always think that, like their kid has a bad
influence friend as well, Tash, maybe you were that bad
influence friend.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah, I genuinely think they thought that about me. But
what's funny is my mom thought that about her.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
So are you still friends?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
No, we lost touch, but it's it's still good vibes.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, still good vibes.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Frank Green, lucky bag for you, Tash. Let's finish with Miranda.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Swanny Ay, Miranda, Hi, how are you Chrissy?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Could do you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Remember someone yelling at you? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Make This is stuck in my mind for eternity. I
was fourteen. I went to my mother's friend's house with
my mum. She used to make clothes for her daughters.
She took me downstairs and she said, I've made your
boob tube, and it was like the world had stopped.
I'm looking at her, going I'm fourteen, I have no boob.
You have four sons.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I have five.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Brothers, and I just said, there is no way I'm
putting on a boob tube, and she went Psycho, She's going,
you ungrlatef girl, how dare you not accept this gift?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You will put this on.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm looking at her, going what's going on? And so
I turned and I ran and I ran down the
stairs of this house and I ran out of the
backyard the head one of those underground trampolines, and I
climbed underneath the springs and I'm lying there and she
sent the boys there. Anyway, she screamed to me out there,
got this on? Anyway? It was horrible. Pulled it on.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Lucky you didn't have it on when you were running,
because those booths have been Bochube quicker than you. Egs
the creepiest one. So see if we can add one
to the list you need to meet half Way Expedia.
We're made to plan where halfway is Expedia made to
travel La Vegas. Oh my red Room Global Tour powered
(15:13):
by Expedia.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Leg tee you what we should look up? What dates
this is happening? Like how quickly these people are going
to be at the airport on the on the plane.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I believe it is April Swany or or maybe it's
top secret. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
How exciting I know, knowing that anytime soon you could
be going on the concert trip of a lifetime. Michelle,
would you just love to go?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Oh my god, I can't even believe it would be
to Beth.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It would be unbelievable. But are you anything like me?
Sometimes you just don't feel like you're in the mood
to leave and go to a concert. You can't be like.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Me, No, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It'd be like one percent of the world that's like
you in that sense. Live music's the best ever.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like you're on the list, Michelle, you're on the list.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But please, on the night that you're supposed to be
seeing Gracie Abrams or Post Malone or any of them,
don't don't be like me and saying no, I'm just
going to stop in and get room service, all right,
make sure Worried, promise.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You listen to regulate Tim and Joel from four o'clock Friday,
mish as they could be calling you and we'register, buy
the Nova player up if you'd like to get in
the running, chrissies, click.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Fait, what do we do first? Because I'm excited about
both of these.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So am I. Let's go the kid Leroy to kid Lroy.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The Kidlroy has. They're both sort of you know, sneaky
cryptic insta posts. Yeah, that's the the common threat kid
ler Roy has has put this up. Have a listen.
(17:07):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's I don't know if he's openly acknowledging who he's
sampling there, but can you hear what? I can hear that?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's like justin Timberlake called justin bieber.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, it's justin Timberlake with Siara Love and Sex and
magic too.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
See here's the thing. It's like I have gone I
missed it when I missed justin Timberlake when he was good.
Kid l Roy has just stepped into his shoes. This
is a great song the cold how does It Feel?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's called how does It Feel? And this one we're
listening to now is Ciara and JT Love Sex Magic.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, it's the same. It's the same song exact. If
you like that, you're gonna love this new one from
the kidler Roy. And he looks cool than anything live
in the dream what rooftop.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Is he's in? It looks like he's at like the
Mandrey on the Sunset Tower. Yeah, in l A rocking
out in a white robe with Sonny's.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
On unbelievable living the dream. Now I feel like I
am about to live the dream. Because Chris Lily the
brains behind so many of our favorite comedic characters.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
We can be Hero, Summer Heights High, your May Private Schoolgirl,
the list goes on and on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He's a genius, like one of my favorites, and I
can't It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think
mister G from Summer Heights High is my favorite character
that he has created.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yes, I think I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
One he's posted Chris Lily has posted a little video
of a big pink exercise ball followed by a black
Lino chair with a red cushion. Now people are saying,
hang on, is this what we think? Is there going
to be an entire series of mister G. Because if
(18:56):
there is packet bags, you're going to heaven. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I am so excited too, Swany, but I'm worried that
in the current climate, he won't be able. People won't
let him get away with what he used to, and
I think we need to Well, no, do you remember.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He he didn't get away with a lot of that.
That's why he's been disappeared. He's disappeared for so.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Long, I know. But to me, the series still holds.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Up like it does. But I think that the witch Hunter's.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Passed, you think. I hope it has because this is
what the world needs.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What is the significance of the chair? Though? If anybody knows,
please give us a called thirty twenty four ten because
I don't remember. No, I don't remember mister g using
a black Lino chair with a red tom.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The only thing I can think of with this black
chair is when he would sit in his office like
his school office, and he would talk to what was
that guy's name that he would talk to, Rodney Rodney.
He would speak to Rodney and him and Rodney Swaney
would be sitting on there like Lino high school teacher chairs.
Maybe it's just right, Maybe it's just that confessional moment.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you remember the iconic principle? Oh yes, you know
she was the actual principle at Brighton's second heighth Campwell height.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Was it Margaret shoving those flowers on her death? Oh
my god? Yes, it's a Christmas Swan show.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Exciting news today, our friend Stephanie Geminotta has announced that
she's coming to Australia. Of course, she's better known as
Lady Gaga. After eleven years, eleven years, I haven't seen
her ever. No, I haven't seen her live.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh you would love it. I saw her back in
twenty ten. I think it was the Monster Ball Tour
or the Famed Monster Tour and she was epic. Is she?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Is she the paus Up Girl or is that Katy perryes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She She's coming to Melbourne on December sixth, Sydney December nine,
and Brisbane December twelfth.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
My spidery senses tell me that there will be more
dates added.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You've waited long enough, little monsters. She is presenting the
Mayhem Ball Live in Australia this December. Now. Tickets go
on sale Wednesday, April sixteen. All the info is at
livenation dot com dot au. But next we have curated
a Lady Gaga quizzy. So Swannie, you've got to be
like a die hard fan.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
If you're a fan, here is your chance to get
these tickets. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
We've got Gaga tickets Chrissies Quizzy. You know my favorite
song is that big ballad of hers. You know, always
(21:37):
remember us this way? I love it?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, and that's from Star Is Born.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yep, But Alana, you have reminded me of another one
of my top faves. Hello, Hello, What is your favorite
Gaga song?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The Edge of Glory?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It is so good? And what about on the image
goes o?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yes, Yasmin, You'll be playing against Alana for these tickets
to the Mayhem Ball Live in Australia this December. What
is your favorite Gaga song? Alejandro?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh look at you Youandro.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
God.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I love her so much. Well, good luck. I hope
you both super fans. Your names are your buzzers best
of five. First one is to get the three answers,
correct gets the tickets. Question number one, what is Lady
Gaga's real name? Yes, Jasmine, Yes, surname. I'm not too sure.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Guess what you get? You get the point because I
hit the correct thing already, there you go. Question number two.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It is Stephanie German. Actually it's Stephanie Joeyenne, Angelina Geminada
Hi number two at twenty two. In twenty ten, Gaga
War addressed the twenty ten MTV. Yes, Slana, the meat Dress.
It is the meat dress. Can you believe that's fifteen
years ago?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Wow? Question number three, who featured on this song alongside
Lady Gaga?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
All on the dance floor? Come on, ladies, hello Elana?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Who Beyonce? Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I was worried for a second there. Super fans should
know that straight away.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Question number four, this is going to win.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Alana. You've got two points on the scoreboard. Yeas, you've
got one.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What is the name of Lady Gaga's most recent album, Alana? Yes, Elana.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Is it Aria?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You are not superfan?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, yasmin. Do you know the name of her most
recent album and the name of the tour? I just
spoke of Mayhem? Alright, it is a tiebreak rown two
fake superfans.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh my god, real superfans at the moment are punching
the steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Aren't they.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Question number five is for the win for either of you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Lady Gaga is also a wonderful actor. Can you name
just one films, Alana?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think I think a lot. Yeah, Alana, just got
in there, Alana, A star is born.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Correct, You have got the tickets to Lady Gaga's Mayhem.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Ball A tour.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The Mayhem Balls?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's live in Australia this December. Alana. Tickets are on
sale Wednesday, April sixteen at livenation dot com dot A
you but you've won a double Alana, thanks you so much.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
It's my wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But I'm not taking my husband fair.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Enough, good call. It's just live in the studio next.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The Crissy Swan Show, Nova Australian Rorty. And you had
a limp microphone? Did I have? A lot of people had.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
A flaccid microphone?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It and it.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Was actually fine when it was looking at you, and
then it saw that it had to talk into it
And how are you both really good? It's doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Again, Wow, every time you speak and now you're grabbing your.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Boot trying to get the microphone standing attention.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's worked for her before.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Nothing's working.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It doesn't needs a bit of w D forty, a
bit of the squeak when it I'm cupping.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
The doesn't seem to be working on hundred is back tonight?
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yes, back tonight, Pete Heller On tonight. Nina A Yama
makes air first appearance. We've now got someone coming in
to hard Yes, Hess like Saturday Night.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
But yeah, back back and fun to be on. I.
In fact, we asked you on Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, you haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I was going to bring this up. That's not true.
We did ask you on No Andy. You and I
have privately spoken about this, and I've privately spoken with
Chrissy about it. She is too scared to do the hundred.
This woman has done hours of live TV. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
You've done far more TV than me in my life.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I don't you. It's just faceless, I know, and I
don't know what it is. Because I love you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Could be a bit handy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I've got to definitely be that is it Monk, It's
Sophie Monk, definitely not Monk. I'm mad for Monk. But
I've been asked every season since you started, and I
I just say, I just don't think I can do it.
I don't know what the block is. I don't know
why you.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Don't have to. The thing is, it's a perfectly reasonable
answer to go. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
But I say yes to every thing.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, I've noticed that I do because.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's all so fun. It's so fun. Oh, come on,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
You can't judge me have fun on our show.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You can't judge me for saying yes for everything, can
you can't?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I like saying yesterday, I know, for fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I was just going to the toilet before and I thought, God,
he's got these dimmis and tinnis. He's got he's doing
up a haunted house. He's there was something else that
you opened a pub in New York City, and that
was in the last five minutes. You've written a cartoon
series of kids series. I was in the cubicle going, see.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, he really doesn't like that.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Got to get out, to get out.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I don't have children. That's that's you know, that will
come one day. But it's all these things, all these
things I pedal along for a while. It just to happen.
They all dropped at the same time. So the animation
has taken me nearly six years. The pub took us
three before and half for out for a dim like
they are still land at the same time. So no,
(28:03):
I do sparing amount of work this for over a
long period of time.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I want to talk about dimzims, Yes, esteemed or fried.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I'm esteemed man.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I am esteemed man too.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm a fried Man. Absolutely, what is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Your preferred dressing? If you will?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Monument Beck makes up a pretty nice soy chill with
a chili soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't really like not sweet.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
No, I don't really like sweet chili sauce. I don't
think it has a place for us in well, definitely
not my world.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So I agree, But can I recommend something and I'll
drop it into you guys. It's a bottle of pun
chun and I get it from It's very rare and
I buy it from a local Asian supermarket. It's punchun
and it's got a little fat baby on the front.
And that's what I look for, because all of it
is not in it's all in Chinese. Look for the
fat baby and the word pun chun, and then it's
(28:56):
like a it's vinegar, but it's got it. It's a
bit sweet, but it's not sweet chili sweet. And then
you mix that in with everything and pack your bags. Yeah, okay,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I never loved chicken in my dim sim until I
had a Dimmies and tinis.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
We've got a chicken and corn like as as a little.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Nod to the soup chicken and what.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You've mucked around with the format. It's in the shape
of a cone. You call it a torpedo.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah, it's the original dim sim the way it was
intended that you're get in the fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's the one that we're just going back to. That format.
It's the same that they were developed. They were invented
in the nineteen forties in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
In Melbourne. Yeah, they're not even Chinese.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Yeah you get he was a Chinese immigrant that that
decided to come up with a snack essentially rival the
sausage roll of the party pie.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Because Champang has done so well out of it.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Absolutely magic Adually, don't go anywhere. We want to play
a game with you. Next, tune into the one hundred
with Andy Lee. It's seven thirty tonight on Channel nine.
It's a fantastic show and on night now if you
miss it, you can catch up.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
The crissiest one show. We've got Andy Lee with us.
We're thrilled.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
We love it.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
When you come past.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Did you know that I had a favorite of Jack
time over the summer.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I heard that and you also spent some time with Jack.
Tell me, isn't he magic?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Magic?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
How lucky am I to get him?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh? I know, very lucky.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
And when the others in the group went off and
did some questionable things like Beck with their friends would
set up like fake runways like Victoria's Secret Runways, and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Someone oh Jack could be right paid off?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Andy, I just walked in Melbourne Fashion Festival. So I
was so thankful to Beck that she made me do that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
And so they go pray.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Jack would have seen me in the corner going well,
I can't participate in this and come across and just
do five with.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Andy, five with the old Man five.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
As they then put on Taylor Swift and sang the
whole years to and did all the dances, and I
went to be where was I?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
But in one of those type fives, we started naturally
talking about music, and Andy and I were talking about
how horses is a yea yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Want to use? Didn't know that Daryl Braithwaite was not
the originator of this.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jack that was me, You didn't know. But I then
got back at Andy after you informed me last year
that this song was a cover. Yeah, And Andy did
not know that that.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, it's a very old song. Only last week when
Dolly a couple of weeks ago, when Dolly Parton's mysterious
husband died, we were talking about I Will Always Love You,
which Houston song. But it's like that's a cover.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's Kelli part Dolly Partner's song.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yes, so we thought we would put you through your
motions and see which.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
One of these I guess in cover or not?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes, you are Chrissy and.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
A cover cover?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Great name?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Can I tell you? Our friends made?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
We thought about it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
And he came in with great shame and he said,
ship class.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Are we going fantastic?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Yeah, it's actually a cover of another open end.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's a different show.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right, let's let's go with this one. Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Is this a no, I'm going to say no.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Not a cover? Wrong? Really Originally Wedding nam otis proof thumps.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Alright, that's a shock to the system, and that's what
this is going to do.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
We're gonna does it ruin songs for people when they
feel it like some people get I think it does.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I think it's cheat opens the experience. Having said that, Aretha,
of course is a legend and put her own spin
on it. I believe Braithwaite really has done the same
with horses Kylie and Kylie.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Come on all right? Cover number two, swany this we
were just talking.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
About it is it?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
This can't be a no.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I just chose it's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
She doesn't do She's not heavy on covers. Taylor. That's thing.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Do you have a favorite Taylor song? And I'd say
you would have had to have been submitted to.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
A lost Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
The one that resonates with me is It's It's Me.
I'm the problem.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
The name of that song me Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, alright, anti hero.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I believe it's anti hero. Okay, let's this one a
ripper Tony Basil cheerleading out there.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
I'm going to say, God, like you mccare, it's not
a cover, it's not a cop.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's an original, tiny bout come. It's by the Great Racing.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Don't say that to me like I meant to know
who the great racier.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
The cars are going, oh, we all knew that, Who
the hell is the great race?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was in a car, I'd be going, oh, yes,
what you don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Some girls do?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Some girls don't need love it man, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
She's on hinges today. No one knows Racy. I know I've.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Ever seen more confused faces in one line of producing rack.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Back then, my mom was very busy raising me, and
I never did anything but listen to music.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Let's do one more cover swaning.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, I really want more. No, we've got to do more.
We've got to do the more. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, we don't, we can't. We actually can't.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, Okay, no this one?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Please?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh don't you fuck Saffani no doubt.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I hope it's not. I hope it's an original, but
I reckon it is a cover.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It is a cover.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, I think version give.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's my band called talk Talk. Now, nobody knows talk Talk.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Did you know the one that shocked Jack, Natalie and
Broly is torn?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I know, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Thank you so much for coming. Watched the one hundred
with Anuly seven thirty tonight on Channel nine and nine.
Now see you in summer.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The Chrissy Swan Show. I think it's time to put
another name on the bucket list, trip list, win.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Them safe, Give join EHG when holidays.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Save big can give back to charity.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Sign up now at Exclusive Holiday getaways dot com.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Do don't you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I had my go put together a bucket list trip
to Balie Lauren Wana. She's taking Hoby and the kids
for an unbelievable fan magical time.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
That will be absolute bliss for them, Swanye, And then
it was your term. I've taken it up a notch.
My bucket list trip is to New York City, but
it's no kids, It's just two adults enjoying so many
amazing experiences like a Brooklyn graffiti tour Brooklyn and Lower
east Side food to our.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I would love to do that.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
And you know what else I would also love to
do is a Yankee Stadium tool.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, this really is your bucket list trip because you've
never done that and you want to.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I want you. And we just had our Andy Leon Swaney.
He's just opened a new pub over in New York
City called Old Mates. There is a voucher to that
pub for you in there as well.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
If you get through. This is an unbelievable holiday. And
would you love it?
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Deb Yes, I would, I would love it.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Who would you take?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I would take my husband. I called him the Albi
Mangle of travel because he does everything on a shoe
string strings it together.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Soliday.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
This holiday is worth over twenty thousand dollars. So this
is not this is not a shoe you are. All
you've got to do is answer one question and you
will be one step closer to hopping on that plane.
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Which famous park is in the center ish of New
York City?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Central Park?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Correct? Dev?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
You're in the running, Dev, and this trip will be
oh yeah, it'll be given away Friday, So make sure
you keep your phone on you.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh, good luck, Dev, Thank you so much. Love your show, guys,
she's so lovely.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
You're my drive to school pick up every day.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I love it. That is a great honor, Dev, thank
you so much for having us.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
In your car. Now, Dev's not the only one going
getting in the running today, Swanni, We've got to put
one more person in the running because we didn't yesterday.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh my god, it's double down.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And guess what, Jasmine, You've got your chance right now? What?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yes, man?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Hello, Hello? Would you love to go to New York City?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Who would it right. Who would you take Jazz, Oh,
my partner, for sure.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
It's on our bucket list and we've been together four years.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
It would be really nice to do that together.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh, this is very exciting.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Ask the question, Swanny, so we can pop her in
the running.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Name the bridge that connects Manhattan to Brooklyn.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Manhattan to Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Brooklyn Bridge. Yes, Jasmine be Nudgy. My grandfather went to
school in Nudging and Nudgy College. I believe that I've
got a lot of relatives scattered at Nudgy Beach, Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Hopefully we'll be sending you from Nudgy to New York
City this coming Friday. Thank you so much, guys, have
the best afternoon. See you, Jazz, Good luck, Win, Save
Give join ehg win Holiday, Save Big and give back
to charity. Sign up now at Exclusive Holiday Getaways dot
com dot au. That's us done.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Swannye a yellow babe.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Sorry I thought The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com dot are you
It's wacky Wednesday, Jack, and you're feeling wacky, aren't you
must want I am feeling wacky. I feel strangely energized.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And look, I'm speaking to you from the future because
Victoria has gone on school holidays earlier than you know
other states.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm loving it for my commute to work, though.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I've got to say, it's like a ghost town.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's heaven.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, and that's that. You've got to look on the
positive because the news is that it's still fresh. Hell. Yes, okay,
you know, thinking of things for other people to do.
Jesus getting hard. It's getting long in the tooth. I'm
done with it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can they become obsessed with a Netflix show or something
to watch or No, the.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Kids don't watch television and that sounds really like hippie trippy.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I want them to Okay, corny.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I'm like, here, have the remote. God knows, God
knows they were raised dad. I don't know what happened.
Maybe I used up all my bad parenting tokens. Then
that's that's a shame, and they're just like they're not interested.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Now they're robbing milk bars.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Having said that, Pegs Pegs gone and invited some friends
over today, and oh I love that playing with the
bunnies and might have a walk downket from lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She knows how to live that gal, she sure does. Hey,
massive show, Swani. After three o'clock, we're going to be
putting two people in the running for Chrissy and Jack's
bucket list trip to New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Andy very boogie of you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is bougie. Andy Lee's going to be joining us
live in the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We have tickets to Lady Gaga because she's announced she's
coming to Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm really try and get out of the house and
see her. I think she would be incredible.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Actually, no, you won't. I'll tell you why. I'm the
song why I'll go next though, mister Chrissy thirteen twenty
four to ten, if you would like your mind read,
we will give you a VIP Specsavers voucher and two
hundred and fifty dollars cash the.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Crissy Swan Show. I'm rubbing my third eye.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Step Savors is helping Chrissy with he mystical visions.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Should have gone to step Savers, Christy. This one is
for the kids. Isabella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Hi, Chrissy, you're
a cutie and that's not even me guessing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, thank you, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'll say that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I really like you. How old are you, Isabella?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm twenty five?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh lots, kids. I thought you were a sassy teen.
Do you feel like a sassy teen?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I still feel eighteen in my head.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, physically I'm twenty five.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I know physically i'm four hundred and fifty, but inside
I'm eternally seven. Who is who is the rooster around you?
Is there a good looking rooster around you?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, my partner is sitting right next to me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is he a good looking rooster?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Or do you just have a rooster?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No, he's definitely a.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good looking rooster.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I would say, I don't have any chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of ten? What are we talking, Isabella? Give us a.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Number ten, A one hundred, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's a very nice partner.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Nice. I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We'll never experience it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, look a side note. That was the right answer, Isabella.
And why have they never learned or married at first sight?
When they like the answer is they're idiots?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Is why your partner is the hottest, is always the
answer correct?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Who drives the four wheel drive around you? Or the suv?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I would say probably like a trady uncle, but no
one near me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
At the moment. Does do you have a like a diamond,
like a loose diamond? Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, well I've got a ring that's missing a diamond.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Ah, that's what I can see.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Mystic's on the money today, you actually are.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You'll never find that diamond, my darling. But you know
you could got a love visa and prize one out
of a nine to ninety nine ring and no one
had ever know. Nothing wrong with a cubic xconia.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nothing or like your local porn shop.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yes, pawn by the way, Obs, you used to like
Taylor Swift, but you're off her now. Oh that's a
good one.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yes, that is crease.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I went to a concert, love her performing, but I
don't listen to her regularly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Why do I see childcare around you? Childcare nursing Cara?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Oh no, sure about that one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Let's get out there. Missed it because that was a
really good addition. You tapped into Isabella quite well.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm also seeing I'm a salata. I know that's just
what I'm eating.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now, Isabella, you have one yourself, a VIP Specsavers voucher
for one pair of glasses or sunglasses and two hundred
and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh, thank you so much, really appreciate.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It, so welcome. That's one of you did mention that
at school holidays before.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes, and it is a great opportunity another community service
announcement if you will go and get your kids' eyes
tested while they're on holidays, because then you don't have
to like take them late to school and whatever. There's
always appointments at Specky's and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's something to do then, right, Like it's exciting for them.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, it is actually exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That machine's fun when it goes. I know, are your
kids seeing the world fuzzy, blurry, foggy or cloudy? The
more kids see, the more they learn. Book your kids
an eye test. It's Specsavers today, the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, you never forget when a grown up that
isn't your mum or dad tells you all, never forget.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It has stayed with me my whole life has yours. Yes, Yeah,
it's wild, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The reason that we're talking about this. Is that a
grown up by the way, thirteen twenty four ten. Give
us a call if you remember clearly, as if it
happened yesterday. The feeling of being told off by a
grown up that is not your.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Mum or dad a different kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it is. It's terrifying, and it sears onto your memory.
These kids in Adelaide, they will have this see it
onto their memory because not only is it another adult
that's not their mum or dad, it's a total stranger.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes. Wild.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
They were fishing at a place called Delphin Island, which
I've just googled. It's absolutely legal to fish there. Okay,
well they're teenagers. These grown ups have lost their mind,
thrown a backpack down, yelling. But one resident of Delphin
Island in particular, really, let these kids have it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You shouldn't be here. You'll go around hare you shot
the shot the cop.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That is a grown man harassing a teenager.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And those teenagers sounded really reasonable.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't think they are. I've done a little bit more,
a little bit more deep diving. And another resident, a woman, said, look,
the adults are very very embarrassed about this footage. However,
there have been behavioral issues, she said, which.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Is why this prompted this. You'll go away.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He can't.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He can't say anything more. He can't punch them, which
I'm sure he wants to, so he just says, hah away.
They said that they were more concerned with the turtles
and ducks and stuff whatever. You know, you just don't
like these kids fair enough. Sometimes you just don't like
other people's kids. That twenty four ten, when as an
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adult yelled at you, Mine was my uncle. Oh, I know,
And I remember I would have been about seven, and
I was walking up his stairs at his house, and
the carpet had sort of worn out a bit, and
there were.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Those little tacks stick up.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Anyway, I stood on a few, and I carried on
like a pook chop, as you want to do when
you're seven. Yes, and he really let me have it
over that. Yeah, it was like shut up.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He probably didn't say shut up, but I remember going,
oh my god, he's so angry and it's not even
my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Maybe he was embarrassed about his shabby carpet.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Maybe maybe that's normally what people did. Got he let
me have it, yelling that's awful.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, I remember. I think I was about twelve now
I think back, and we were at one of my
dad's mates farms, and you know, when you're on a farm,
you learned to drive a bit earlier. I didn't know
that well. I always did, which is very weird for me.
But I did learn to drive quite young on this farm.
And there were some other kids there at this time,
and I decided I'll always did it with like another adult.
I decided to get up and just go and help
(08:57):
myself into this car and like a grade boy, yes,
and turn it on. Upon reflection, I think that was
probably the right thing.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Might have been dangerous, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And these other kid's dad came out and gave me
a spray, and I just remember being like, oh my god,
being told off by someone other than your parents is horrific.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And do you think it was justified?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Looking back now I do. He's a really reasonable, beautiful
guy that told me.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Were his children also free roaming?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah? Thirteen twenty four to ten telling off other people's kids?
Where do you stand on it? And has it happened
to you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
The Christy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show. We're talking
about being yelled at as a kid by somebody that
is not your parents. It's terrifying, very memorable. Or indeed,
has anybody yelled at your kids? No one's done that
to mine. Do you know of wouldn't leave the house off?
(09:55):
They would trust me that, I would have told me,
Oh my god, Actually yes someone did. Oh, someone did.
A babysitter punished Peg. Because it might sound hippie trippy whatever,
I've never punished my children. I don't believe it works. Yes,
a punishment is generally utterly unrelated to the to the
(10:20):
thing that they've done wrong, So I don't do it.
Never never been punished. A babysitter made her sit on
the stair.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
She was about two, but in her mind, you know,
a thirty five year old. Yes, she was so affronted
by what she considered to be an outrageous situation that
I had to let that babysitter go oh no. Yeah.
It was just like Peg was like, this is so unfair.
(10:49):
How dare she do that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Did you have a conversation with the babysitter on why
or what happened?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Or no, just beare yeah? So And I had said
to her, we don't do that, naughty corner shaming. We
don't do that. We don't do that. We believe you.
If you make a mistake, the natural consequences will sort
themselves out and have a conversation exactly Anyway, Yeah, we
never saw her again.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Thirteen twenty four telling kids off other than your own.
What are your thoughts? Just for getting on air with us,
there will be a Frank Green lucky bag gifted to
you and swanned. You and I got one of these,
and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Unbelievable, an absolute bumper issue of everything that you love. Yes, Hello, Emma,
good afternoon. Now you have an arrangement with your best
friend I do.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
We have an arrangement that we are allowed to yell
at each other's children. Now, the kids don't like it,
but it really works. It's like coming from another adult.
They seem to reflect on their behavior. And she's much
much more hardcore than I am. So she probably yells
at my children more that I yell at her.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What sorts of.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Things have you overheard her saying to your kids?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Likes behaving in the pool or eating snacks, or she's hardcore,
this girl, like, she's really much more strict than I
am and my son often pulls me aside and says, look,
this isn't working for me, and I well too tough,
that's how it rolls. So but I like it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It works.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's a funny little thing that we do.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And and also you do listen to you don't never
listen to your own parents. You just don't. Yeah, and you.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Don't another it's another authority figure. And do they question
their behavior? Perhaps they do in a different light. Yeah,
I say bring in some other parents into that disciplary yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And then just split the therapy fees. Later, a frankly
lucky bag is on its way to you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You'll love that. Emma, Hello, tash hi hi hi Ago
what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
So basically I went to a twenty first during eighteenth
and my friend got super drunk and then the next
day her dad told me off for it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What did he say? And did he like raise his
voice at you?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
No, it was basically like my own dad was yelling
at me. He raised his voice and she was like
in the hallway watching him yell at me, but didn't
like intervene or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
What was his problem with you?
Speaker 7 (13:16):
He was just saying that as her friend like I
should have been like controlling what she was drinking, or
like making sure she didn't get as ruck as she did,
and feel like stop us feeling.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Parents always think that, like their kid has a bad
influence friend as well, Tash, maybe you were that bad
influence friend.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah, I genuinely think they thought that about me. But
what's funny is my mom thought that about her.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
So are you still friends?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
No, we lost touch, but it's it's still good vibes.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, still good vibes.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Frank Green, lucky bag for you, Tash. Let's finish with Miranda.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Swanny Ay, Miranda, Hi, how are you Chrissy?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Could do you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Remember someone yelling at you? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Make This is stuck in my mind for eternity. I
was fourteen. I went to my mother's friend's house with
my mum. She used to make clothes for her daughters.
She took me downstairs and she said, I've made your
boob tube, and it was like the world had stopped.
I'm looking at her, going I'm fourteen, I have no boob.
You have four sons.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I have five.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Brothers, and I just said, there is no way I'm
putting on a boob tube, and she went Psycho, She's going,
you ungrlatef girl, how dare you not accept this gift?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You will put this on.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm looking at her, going what's going on? And so
I turned and I ran and I ran down the
stairs of this house and I ran out of the
backyard the head one of those underground trampolines, and I
climbed underneath the springs and I'm lying there and she
sent the boys there. Anyway, she screamed to me out there,
got this on? Anyway? It was horrible. Pulled it on.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Lucky you didn't have it on when you were running,
because those booths have been Bochube quicker than you. Egs
the creepiest one. So see if we can add one
to the list you need to meet half Way Expedia.
We're made to plan where halfway is Expedia made to
travel La Vegas. Oh my red Room Global Tour powered
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by Expedia.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Leg tee you what we should look up? What dates
this is happening? Like how quickly these people are going
to be at the airport on the on the plane.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I believe it is April Swany or or maybe it's
top secret. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
How exciting I know, knowing that anytime soon you could
be going on the concert trip of a lifetime. Michelle,
would you just love to go?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Oh my god, I can't even believe it would be
to Beth.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It would be unbelievable. But are you anything like me?
Sometimes you just don't feel like you're in the mood
to leave and go to a concert. You can't be like.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Me, No, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It'd be like one percent of the world that's like
you in that sense. Live music's the best ever.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like you're on the list, Michelle, you're on the list.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But please, on the night that you're supposed to be
seeing Gracie Abrams or Post Malone or any of them,
don't don't be like me and saying no, I'm just
going to stop in and get room service, all right,
make sure Worried, promise.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You listen to regulate Tim and Joel from four o'clock Friday,
mish as they could be calling you and we'register, buy
the Nova player up if you'd like to get in
the running, chrissies, click.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Fait, what do we do first? Because I'm excited about
both of these.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So am I. Let's go the kid Leroy to kid Lroy.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The Kidlroy has. They're both sort of you know, sneaky
cryptic insta posts. Yeah, that's the the common threat kid
ler Roy has has put this up. Have a listen.
(17:07):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's I don't know if he's openly acknowledging who he's
sampling there, but can you hear what? I can hear that?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's like justin Timberlake called justin bieber.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, it's justin Timberlake with Siara Love and Sex and
magic too.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
See here's the thing. It's like I have gone I
missed it when I missed justin Timberlake when he was good.
Kid l Roy has just stepped into his shoes. This
is a great song the cold how does It Feel?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's called how does It Feel? And this one we're
listening to now is Ciara and JT Love Sex Magic.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, it's the same. It's the same song exact. If
you like that, you're gonna love this new one from
the kidler Roy. And he looks cool than anything live
in the dream what rooftop.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Is he's in? It looks like he's at like the
Mandrey on the Sunset Tower. Yeah, in l A rocking
out in a white robe with Sonny's.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
On unbelievable living the dream. Now I feel like I
am about to live the dream. Because Chris Lily the
brains behind so many of our favorite comedic characters.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
We can be Hero, Summer Heights High, your May Private Schoolgirl,
the list goes on and on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He's a genius, like one of my favorites, and I
can't It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think
mister G from Summer Heights High is my favorite character
that he has created.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yes, I think I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
One he's posted Chris Lily has posted a little video
of a big pink exercise ball followed by a black
Lino chair with a red cushion. Now people are saying,
hang on, is this what we think? Is there going
to be an entire series of mister G. Because if
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there is packet bags, you're going to heaven. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I am so excited too, Swany, but I'm worried that
in the current climate, he won't be able. People won't
let him get away with what he used to, and
I think we need to Well, no, do you remember.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He he didn't get away with a lot of that.
That's why he's been disappeared. He's disappeared for so.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Long, I know. But to me, the series still holds.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Up like it does. But I think that the witch Hunter's.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Passed, you think. I hope it has because this is
what the world needs.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What is the significance of the chair? Though? If anybody knows,
please give us a called thirty twenty four ten because
I don't remember. No, I don't remember mister g using
a black Lino chair with a red tom.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The only thing I can think of with this black
chair is when he would sit in his office like
his school office, and he would talk to what was
that guy's name that he would talk to, Rodney Rodney.
He would speak to Rodney and him and Rodney Swaney
would be sitting on there like Lino high school teacher chairs.
Maybe it's just right, Maybe it's just that confessional moment.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you remember the iconic principle? Oh yes, you know
she was the actual principle at Brighton's second heighth Campwell height.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Was it Margaret shoving those flowers on her death? Oh
my god? Yes, it's a Christmas Swan show.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Exciting news today, our friend Stephanie Geminotta has announced that
she's coming to Australia. Of course, she's better known as
Lady Gaga. After eleven years, eleven years, I haven't seen
her ever. No, I haven't seen her live.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh you would love it. I saw her back in
twenty ten. I think it was the Monster Ball Tour
or the Famed Monster Tour and she was epic. Is she?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Is she the paus Up Girl or is that Katy perryes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She She's coming to Melbourne on December sixth, Sydney December nine,
and Brisbane December twelfth.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
My spidery senses tell me that there will be more
dates added.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You've waited long enough, little monsters. She is presenting the
Mayhem Ball Live in Australia this December. Now. Tickets go
on sale Wednesday, April sixteen. All the info is at
livenation dot com dot au. But next we have curated
a Lady Gaga quizzy. So Swannie, you've got to be
like a die hard fan.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
If you're a fan, here is your chance to get
these tickets. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
We've got Gaga tickets Chrissies Quizzy. You know my favorite
song is that big ballad of hers. You know, always
(21:37):
remember us this way? I love it?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, and that's from Star Is Born.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yep, But Alana, you have reminded me of another one
of my top faves. Hello, Hello, What is your favorite
Gaga song?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The Edge of Glory?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It is so good? And what about on the image
goes o?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yes, Yasmin, You'll be playing against Alana for these tickets
to the Mayhem Ball Live in Australia this December. What
is your favorite Gaga song? Alejandro?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh look at you Youandro.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
God.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I love her so much. Well, good luck. I hope
you both super fans. Your names are your buzzers best
of five. First one is to get the three answers,
correct gets the tickets. Question number one, what is Lady
Gaga's real name? Yes, Jasmine, Yes, surname. I'm not too sure.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Guess what you get? You get the point because I
hit the correct thing already, there you go. Question number two.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It is Stephanie German. Actually it's Stephanie Joeyenne, Angelina Geminada
Hi number two at twenty two. In twenty ten, Gaga
War addressed the twenty ten MTV. Yes, Slana, the meat Dress.
It is the meat dress. Can you believe that's fifteen
years ago?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Wow? Question number three, who featured on this song alongside
Lady Gaga?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
All on the dance floor? Come on, ladies, hello Elana?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Who Beyonce? Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I was worried for a second there. Super fans should
know that straight away.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Question number four, this is going to win.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Alana. You've got two points on the scoreboard. Yeas, you've
got one.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What is the name of Lady Gaga's most recent album, Alana? Yes, Elana.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Is it Aria?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You are not superfan?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, yasmin. Do you know the name of her most
recent album and the name of the tour? I just
spoke of Mayhem? Alright, it is a tiebreak rown two
fake superfans.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh my god, real superfans at the moment are punching
the steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Aren't they.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Question number five is for the win for either of you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Lady Gaga is also a wonderful actor. Can you name
just one films, Alana?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I think I think a lot. Yeah, Alana, just got
in there, Alana, A star is born.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Correct, You have got the tickets to Lady Gaga's Mayhem.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Ball A tour.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The Mayhem Balls?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's live in Australia this December. Alana. Tickets are on
sale Wednesday, April sixteen at livenation dot com dot A
you but you've won a double Alana, thanks you so much.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
It's my wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But I'm not taking my husband fair.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Enough, good call. It's just live in the studio next.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The Crissy Swan Show, Nova Australian Rorty. And you had
a limp microphone? Did I have? A lot of people had.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
A flaccid microphone?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It and it.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Was actually fine when it was looking at you, and
then it saw that it had to talk into it
And how are you both really good? It's doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Again, Wow, every time you speak and now you're grabbing your.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Boot trying to get the microphone standing attention.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's worked for her before.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Nothing's working.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It doesn't needs a bit of w D forty, a
bit of the squeak when it I'm cupping.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
The doesn't seem to be working on hundred is back tonight?
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yes, back tonight, Pete Heller On tonight. Nina A Yama
makes air first appearance. We've now got someone coming in
to hard Yes, Hess like Saturday Night.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
But yeah, back back and fun to be on. I.
In fact, we asked you on Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, you haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I was going to bring this up. That's not true.
We did ask you on No Andy. You and I
have privately spoken about this, and I've privately spoken with
Chrissy about it. She is too scared to do the hundred.
This woman has done hours of live TV. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
You've done far more TV than me in my life.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I don't you. It's just faceless, I know, and I
don't know what it is. Because I love you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Could be a bit handy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I've got to definitely be that is it Monk, It's
Sophie Monk, definitely not Monk. I'm mad for Monk. But
I've been asked every season since you started, and I
I just say, I just don't think I can do it.
I don't know what the block is. I don't know
why you.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Don't have to. The thing is, it's a perfectly reasonable
answer to go. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
But I say yes to every thing.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, I've noticed that I do because.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's all so fun. It's so fun. Oh, come on,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
You can't judge me have fun on our show.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You can't judge me for saying yes for everything, can
you can't?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I like saying yesterday, I know, for fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I was just going to the toilet before and I thought, God,
he's got these dimmis and tinnis. He's got he's doing
up a haunted house. He's there was something else that
you opened a pub in New York City, and that
was in the last five minutes. You've written a cartoon
series of kids series. I was in the cubicle going, see.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, he really doesn't like that.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Got to get out, to get out.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I don't have children. That's that's you know, that will
come one day. But it's all these things, all these
things I pedal along for a while. It just to happen.
They all dropped at the same time. So the animation
has taken me nearly six years. The pub took us
three before and half for out for a dim like
they are still land at the same time. So no,
(28:03):
I do sparing amount of work this for over a
long period of time.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I want to talk about dimzims, Yes, esteemed or fried.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I'm esteemed man.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I am esteemed man too.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm a fried Man. Absolutely, what is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Your preferred dressing? If you will?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Monument Beck makes up a pretty nice soy chill with
a chili soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't really like not sweet.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
No, I don't really like sweet chili sauce. I don't
think it has a place for us in well, definitely
not my world.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So I agree, But can I recommend something and I'll
drop it into you guys. It's a bottle of pun
chun and I get it from It's very rare and
I buy it from a local Asian supermarket. It's punchun
and it's got a little fat baby on the front.
And that's what I look for, because all of it
is not in it's all in Chinese. Look for the
fat baby and the word pun chun, and then it's
(28:56):
like a it's vinegar, but it's got it. It's a
bit sweet, but it's not sweet chili sweet. And then
you mix that in with everything and pack your bags. Yeah, okay,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I never loved chicken in my dim sim until I
had a Dimmies and tinis.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
We've got a chicken and corn like as as a little.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Nod to the soup chicken and what.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You've mucked around with the format. It's in the shape
of a cone. You call it a torpedo.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah, it's the original dim sim the way it was
intended that you're get in the fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's the one that we're just going back to. That format.
It's the same that they were developed. They were invented
in the nineteen forties in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
In Melbourne. Yeah, they're not even Chinese.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Yeah you get he was a Chinese immigrant that that
decided to come up with a snack essentially rival the
sausage roll of the party pie.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Because Champang has done so well out of it.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Absolutely magic Adually, don't go anywhere. We want to play
a game with you. Next, tune into the one hundred
with Andy Lee. It's seven thirty tonight on Channel nine.
It's a fantastic show and on night now if you
miss it, you can catch up.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
The crissiest one show. We've got Andy Lee with us.
We're thrilled.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
We love it.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
When you come past.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Did you know that I had a favorite of Jack
time over the summer.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I heard that and you also spent some time with Jack.
Tell me, isn't he magic?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Magic?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
How lucky am I to get him?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh? I know, very lucky.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
And when the others in the group went off and
did some questionable things like Beck with their friends would
set up like fake runways like Victoria's Secret Runways, and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Someone oh Jack could be right paid off?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Andy, I just walked in Melbourne Fashion Festival. So I
was so thankful to Beck that she made me do that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
And so they go pray.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Jack would have seen me in the corner going well,
I can't participate in this and come across and just
do five with.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Andy, five with the old Man five.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
As they then put on Taylor Swift and sang the
whole years to and did all the dances, and I
went to be where was I?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
But in one of those type fives, we started naturally
talking about music, and Andy and I were talking about
how horses is a yea yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Want to use? Didn't know that Daryl Braithwaite was not
the originator of this.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jack that was me, You didn't know. But I then
got back at Andy after you informed me last year
that this song was a cover. Yeah, And Andy did
not know that that.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, it's a very old song. Only last week when
Dolly a couple of weeks ago, when Dolly Parton's mysterious
husband died, we were talking about I Will Always Love You,
which Houston song. But it's like that's a cover.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's Kelli part Dolly Partner's song.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yes, so we thought we would put you through your
motions and see which.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
One of these I guess in cover or not?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes, you are Chrissy and.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
A cover cover?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Great name?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Can I tell you? Our friends made?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
We thought about it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
And he came in with great shame and he said,
ship class.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Are we going fantastic?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Yeah, it's actually a cover of another open end.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's a different show.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right, let's let's go with this one. Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Is this a no, I'm going to say no.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Not a cover? Wrong? Really Originally Wedding nam otis proof thumps.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Alright, that's a shock to the system, and that's what
this is going to do.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
We're gonna does it ruin songs for people when they
feel it like some people get I think it does.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I think it's cheat opens the experience. Having said that, Aretha,
of course is a legend and put her own spin
on it. I believe Braithwaite really has done the same
with horses Kylie and Kylie.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Come on all right? Cover number two, swany this we
were just talking.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
About it is it?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
This can't be a no.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I just chose it's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
She doesn't do She's not heavy on covers. Taylor. That's thing.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Do you have a favorite Taylor song? And I'd say
you would have had to have been submitted to.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
A lost Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
The one that resonates with me is It's It's Me.
I'm the problem.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
The name of that song me Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, alright, anti hero.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I believe it's anti hero. Okay, let's this one a
ripper Tony Basil cheerleading out there.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
I'm going to say, God, like you mccare, it's not
a cover, it's not a cop.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's an original, tiny bout come. It's by the Great Racing.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Don't say that to me like I meant to know
who the great racier.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
The cars are going, oh, we all knew that, Who
the hell is the great race?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was in a car, I'd be going, oh, yes,
what you don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Some girls do?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Some girls don't need love it man, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
She's on hinges today. No one knows Racy. I know I've.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Ever seen more confused faces in one line of producing rack.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Back then, my mom was very busy raising me, and
I never did anything but listen to music.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Let's do one more cover swaning.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, I really want more. No, we've got to do more.
We've got to do the more. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, we don't, we can't. We actually can't.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Okay, Okay, no this one?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Please?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh don't you fuck Saffani no doubt.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I hope it's not. I hope it's an original, but
I reckon it is a cover.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
It is a cover.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, I think version give.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's my band called talk Talk. Now, nobody knows talk Talk.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Did you know the one that shocked Jack, Natalie and
Broly is torn?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I know, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Thank you so much for coming. Watched the one hundred
with Anuly seven thirty tonight on Channel nine and nine.
Now see you in summer.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The Chrissy Swan Show. I think it's time to put
another name on the bucket list, trip list, win.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Them safe, Give join EHG when holidays.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Save big can give back to charity.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Sign up now at Exclusive Holiday getaways dot com.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Do don't you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I had my go put together a bucket list trip
to Balie Lauren Wana. She's taking Hoby and the kids
for an unbelievable fan magical time.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
That will be absolute bliss for them, Swanye, And then
it was your term. I've taken it up a notch.
My bucket list trip is to New York City, but
it's no kids, It's just two adults enjoying so many
amazing experiences like a Brooklyn graffiti tour Brooklyn and Lower
east Side food to our.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I would love to do that.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
And you know what else I would also love to
do is a Yankee Stadium tool.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, this really is your bucket list trip because you've
never done that and you want to.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I want you. And we just had our Andy Leon Swaney.
He's just opened a new pub over in New York
City called Old Mates. There is a voucher to that
pub for you in there as well.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
If you get through. This is an unbelievable holiday. And
would you love it?
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Deb Yes, I would, I would love it.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Who would you take?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I would take my husband. I called him the Albi
Mangle of travel because he does everything on a shoe
string strings it together.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Soliday.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
This holiday is worth over twenty thousand dollars. So this
is not this is not a shoe you are. All
you've got to do is answer one question and you
will be one step closer to hopping on that plane.
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Which famous park is in the center ish of New
York City?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Central Park?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Correct? Dev?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
You're in the running, Dev, and this trip will be
oh yeah, it'll be given away Friday, So make sure
you keep your phone on you.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh, good luck, Dev, Thank you so much. Love your show, guys,
she's so lovely.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
You're my drive to school pick up every day.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I love it. That is a great honor, Dev, thank
you so much for having us.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
In your car. Now, Dev's not the only one going
getting in the running today, Swanni, We've got to put
one more person in the running because we didn't yesterday.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh my god, it's double down.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And guess what, Jasmine, You've got your chance right now? What?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yes, man?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Hello, Hello? Would you love to go to New York City?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Who would it right. Who would you take Jazz, Oh,
my partner, for sure.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
It's on our bucket list and we've been together four years.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
It would be really nice to do that together.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh, this is very exciting.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Ask the question, Swanny, so we can pop her in
the running.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Name the bridge that connects Manhattan to Brooklyn.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Manhattan to Brooklyn Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Brooklyn Bridge. Yes, Jasmine be Nudgy. My grandfather went to
school in Nudging and Nudgy College. I believe that I've
got a lot of relatives scattered at Nudgy Beach, Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Hopefully we'll be sending you from Nudgy to New York
City this coming Friday. Thank you so much, guys, have
the best afternoon. See you, Jazz, Good luck, Win, Save
Give join ehg win Holiday, Save Big and give back
to charity. Sign up now at Exclusive Holiday Getaways dot
com dot au. That's us done.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Swannye a yellow babe.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Sorry I thought The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com dot are you
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