June 10, 2025 • 38 mins
Has someone been stealing your food at work? Or maybe someone keeps using your pens without asking you. You might be in the midst of an office war. We'll give you some clever ways to fight back. Plus, Peg has done a big clean out and Chrissie is absolutely devastated.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good afternoon, and welcome to your Tuesday, Swannie. You just
missed it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That is two days in a rite.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It is what's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
To be honest, I didn't know what time it was,
that is the truth of the matter. And I was
just having a lovely chat with Tom in the kitchen
and talking about strawberries, kind of strawberries that I happened
to find in my bag.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Tom really good at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
By the way, be a better producer and check the time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We were gaess bagging about making carry and then all
of a sudden we're on air.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We've got a massive show planned after three o'clock. We
are playing Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. If you missed this yesterday,
as I know a lot of people have the day off. Yes,
we are giving away a trip to Pulia in Italy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
On the way in, I did say to myself, get
some random facts about Pulia, because.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know there's trips to Rome, the trip strawies. Where
you want to go is Pulia?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, and I'm going to blow your socks off with
the tidbits.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh you've been deep diving on that region. We're also
going to be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sounds very in deep diving off the region. Listen, I'm late.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What have you been deep diving on? We're also going
to be asking if you're in an office war that's
before three. But next it's the time of week where
Swanny and I compare our to do this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh dear, I've got some questions for you, Jaggie.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, great the Crassy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's open our diaries to do this Tuesday. You've got
to get some.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Doozy like boring or fun. Oh so boring, Oh Swan.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm so done with it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean, I think sort of just today I realized, yeah,
I am alive. Is not what it used to be
thirty years ago, and it's never.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Going to be. I've only just realized that.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I don't want to give up hope. I want
to do like a mask a life's for a week.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You must no, because now I don't know what to
do with good fun and bar.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, you're putting the arena. If you were putting the arena,
you wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, I've literally only just realized this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
There you go, or at least you've got a great
sweater on, and you look good.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
This sweater is great everything, and I put a red
lip on, which fixes most.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Right, So it's to do list Tuesday. This is where
we open up our diaries and compare what.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We have to do.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, please.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Start a gratitude journal. I am starting one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, So how often would you like to write in
said journal?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I've never needed one before.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I've never needed one because my life has been amazing,
like just look on the bright side.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, but lately I've suffered a little bit of bad luck.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You were so shocked by We actually had a phone
call about it off air last week. You were like,
things usually work out for me, and they're just not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not it's really weird.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I usually have an idea, yeah, and then I go
hell for leaver and it's exciting and it works. Only
that hasn't been happening I And so I need to
start a gratitude journal so that I can go no,
it's not too bad. Like, for example, I was driving
into work now and I was a bit hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I thought, oh what am I gonna e?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And there was a punnet of strawberries in my bag
left over from last night's shop.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I bought them for the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, and they were the most beautiful strawberries. That's going
in the Gratitude Journal.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, so we're just trying to find the positives in
everyday life.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, because otherwise you're just slay me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, maybe you do it. I think I want a
day's a lot. I think tri weekly. I remember I
started journaling this year, and I do once a month,
on the first of every month. I like write down
what I'm hoping for, manifesting, and then some things that
I achieved.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I would give anything, anything to get my hands on
that document.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Versa and Christine the same.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And you'll never do it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But I said, I said to her, just she goes
send me a photo. I said, just no, it's a
black Ted Baker diary.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Of course it is.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What would it take for you to give it to me?
Would I have to tell you I've got a term.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
As one thousand dollars. Yeah, thirty twenty four minutes. Crawdifyed
the hell out of this, all right, find and investigate
what is nutritional yeast?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I keep on seeing it coming up, and that means
that I need to have it. And even Mary McCartney
Paul McCartney's daughter, who I'm now best friends with. She
uses it in a salad dressing and I'm like, that
is the sign from the universe.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And lastly, learn how to use carpet cleaner. I've got
this great carpet cleaner. Yeah, the carpet obviously, which I've
never used because I don't have the time. You work
out how to use carpet cleaner for steaming furniture.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh, can you get back to me on that, because
I would like to clean my couch.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, there is an attachment, but I've just got to
work it out. Probably first I got to work out
how to clean carpet with it. And then yes, but
that's my to do list.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, great, what's yours? Okay. First thing is find out
anniversary date. I'm not talking about a relationship obviously, obviously. Yeah,
this month or next month is my ten years at Nova,
and I'd like to know the date because if it's
in dry June, I'm going to allow a day to
pop a bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Wait, what are you doing dry June?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I told you this, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I didn't even know it was June. I'll tell you
what your date.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Your your date will be here in five seconds because Vicky.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, So I've got to speak to Vicky.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Mine's in November.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh wow, yeah, because we're about four or five months apast. Yeah.
My next one is Rome Finance. Call my guy James
because I'm gonna need some help for Europe James, so
reach out to him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, you've just made one thousand dollars for releasing.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Your Gratitude Jour. And then my final one is a
couple of weeks ago when I was doing my Today
Extra segment, Mum was watching Bless Yes and the Whitlams
were on after. Oh yeah, and they've announced they're coming
to Australia. And I love the Whitlams and so does Mum.
Do you love them?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Can I tell you the Whitlams are the only skip
on my Spotify selly, I hear it. I'm sure they're wonderful.
This makes me, I love them, feel like going to
bed and never waking up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Why it just makes me depressed?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh no, I love it, Mom, and I love it.
So I've got to try and sort some tickets out
for Mum and I.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So that's my can we please talk to Leana for
a second. Leanna? Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Jack's just just revealed that he's got a gratitude journal.
He writes in it every month, and I've told him
that I would do anything to get my hands on it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What would you pay, Leana?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I reckon five thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Why Lehana?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Wait? Good question to ask Leanna? Hold the line. How
many entries are there?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
One for every month of this year? I started in January,
so there's six? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh, Leana? Sweet? Imagine we could go out of a
bottle pasta and just lo.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Lo Well, Leanna, I will give you my BSBN account
number off air for that five grand.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It is delightful when you observe a work.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Friction, a work situation. It's terrible when you're in one.
I speak of this because on Reddit there has been
a diabolical idea. There's actually two here, a diabolical idea
and an amazing idea. And I will share the amazing one.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, thirty twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
By the way, are you in the middle? You currently
embroiled in an office situation?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I love office wars. Give us a call, and just
for sharing yours with us, You've got one hundred dollars
to spend at shell ready Express.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm always in trouble at work.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You are at the moment, there's always something, and it's
always been the way for me. Do you think always
always yep, And it's so unintentional and I'm just always
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, okay, I'm just a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Really weird person and what I think is acceptable is not.
But and I only find out at work.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, okay, so it's like your learning ground.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well yeah, because the only two places I go I
work at home and who's there at home?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, at home, you're a queen of the compound. Obviously
no one is questioning.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You therek exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I make the rules, but back in society, the rules
are made and I break them all the time. Ali,
I'm sorry for stealing your croissant. Okay, So this is Darbolicle.
This person works in a big office but obviously has
to bring her own pens, which I think is interesting.
She brings her own pens from work and kept on disappearing.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She sort of knew who was doing it. You always know.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Who's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And so she bought instead, they were proper gel pens.
If you're a pen person, like if office works is
your idea of heaven, you understand the beauty of a
gel pen or whatever your favorite pen is. These are
her favorite pens.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
They kept on.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Going, the way you can use your wrist with a
gel pen, and the way it flows so satisfying.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So anyway, they kept on disappearing. So she went to
the stationary store. She bought a whole lot of cheap
refillable pins, and they looked like nothing out of the ordinary,
and she refilled it with glitter ink. So the next
time that person stole her pen, glittering came out.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I mean it is pride.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
She was writing this that the thief was writing in
a meeting and someone said, why did your notebook look
like a birthday card?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And this is a great line. She stared at it
like it had betrayed her soul.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What a beautiful gay betrayal? Though? Is it?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So pen haven't gone missing? Since there's been no apology?
But whatever, how's this? Someone has commented, this is why
I put yellow caps on black sharpies.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Genius.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wait, I don't get.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It, Okay, so all sharpies look the same, yes, but
the black ones are the ones that everybody wants.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sharpies are like gold currency.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Black ones are the ones at everyone they go to
your desk, or they see yellow ones, they move along
to the next one. They are actually black sharpies, but
they've got a yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Cat so people just think it's a yellow.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think it's a yellow. Text to them, Good tips,
Genius thirty twenty four ten. Are you in the middle
of an office war?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
We will give you one hundred dollars to spend at
Shell Ready Express. Shell Already Express has everything you probably
could buy. Some pens or texters.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
They represent yellow sharpies, black ones, anything.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We're talking about office wars. Somebody was getting sick of
their pens being stolen. They're good, Jill gel pens. I
just tend to do a New Zealander good jumpins and
refilled it with a glitter. And then that person was
signing documents and taking notes in a very flamboyant way.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We want to hear about your current office.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Wars, Shannon, Yes, No, yours involves the mighty Coca Cola.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Yeah, so our office t guy loves to bring in
his ten packs of Coca Cola, and he figured that
someone was taking one or two every box that he
brought in, and he found out who was taking it.
So at the end of the shift, when he stays
back a little bit, he changes this guy's desktop photo
(11:44):
to like nude images or something funny. So when he
opens it in the morning, he gets a big surprise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Does he know?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Does he know why he's doing that? Does he know
that the guy knows?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I think so, but he's still hasn't owned up to
taking his coke.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So it's that level of petty that I love those, Shannon,
because it's not that big of a deal. But it
would be embarrassing every day to open your desktop up
to an inappropriate photo.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It reminds me. It reminds me of what I'm doing
at home. Actually, what's that? Maybe I'll tell you later.
We will keep on the office. Might involves die coke
as well, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You get one hundred dollars to spend at shell Ready Express.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
High shay Hi, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So? I had a cereal food thief. I'd had enough
of it, so one night I went home and cooked
up a decoy meal with a little bit of added
extra chili flakes and some powdered la For this, I
put it in the fridge and safe to say, later
later that day someone came out talking about how chili
the food was that they ate in the fridge and
(12:56):
what was it and they weren't very happy. So I
got my revenge and they never touched my food again.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Okay, so what sort of food were they stealing?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
So I like to eat tuna with rice all that
kind of stuff, but it was mainly just the basic tuna,
rice and mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Feelk quite regularly, and they had the gall to come
out and say or to say something from the fridge
and it doesn't agree with.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Me it was.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What makes it better is the day after they actually
got a bit upset with me because it didn't agree
with their stomach.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So they admitted that they were stealing from you and
then complained about what the food was. Absolutely dog, Oh
my god, Hey, she one hundred dollars to spend at
shell Ready, express get yourself a real big lunch and
do not share it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's the most arrogant. That's the most arrogant thing I've ever.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Heard, isn't it. Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, in future, when you make something at home that
I steal. Please don't make it. It's bizarre. Hello, Olivia,
are okay?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
You work with someone who really gets on your nerves.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
She is so annoying.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Breaking up and I could talk about annoying people forever.
Why don't we very soon do a phoner where we
just say who is the most annoying person who annoys
you the most? And will save Olivia's number. Let's do
that and she will be front and center talking about
this girl at work.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And I would like you to come with people that
annoy you in this workplace. Sure.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The Chrissy Swan Show, Big night for Katie Perry last night.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Chrissy's click.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You'll see her here. You'll see her though. She's everywhere,
darting hither and thither she.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Is because last week she kicked off her lifetimes during Sydney.
But then I swear Saturday night she did a show
in Melbourne, correct, and then last night she was back
in Sydney.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I want to know, because I'm a practical person, what
about the set, the concert set like that big global
world class. There's a stage, there's screens, there's everything.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're quite right, Swane, that's and her set. The it's
like a number eight in the mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, the stage.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
So I don't know how she's doing that. Surely she wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Have tue a unique build.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, you think she is gonna have to up the
security because there was a stage crasher that hit the stage.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
She handled it like a pro. Have a listen. I
love it when he comes on stage.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
She says something to her and she regards him as
if it's a dancer.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, she handled it in such a calm fashion.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
And then you see her go, oh, hang on, no,
he's not in my gun.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
He stayed on stage for a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, I found him on Instagram, Swanny. His name is
Johnson when and he's the same dude that got on
stage with the Weekend last year.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
The Weekend was like, Abe, what are you doing, brother Abel?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You're not that lonely? Surely?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh what he was saying to the security guard don't
hurt him, please Hammer, don't hurt him. This guy's a
serial pest. On I'm forgetting on stage. I could never
do that. Imagine me t is that Missy.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Higginson, that's ray Gun.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh God, imagine me trying to just hoike this old
broken body up on stage from the.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Front Katie Katie. Wait wait, I love this So I
was on Celebrity Mastership.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
It's the master Chef they wait, wait, I know the
words Katie, Oh wet myself dead.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I have to say Katie's vocals as I am. I mean,
we both are quite savage about Katie. The videos I've
seen of her performing life, she sounded really good.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Also playing the guitar. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Pop off Queen.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Let's talk about Queen, Queen Johnson, Dakota Johnson. There is
something about that girl.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She's exquisite.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I remember, I remember when she was born.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Of course, her mother's Melanie Griffith and the great dungeonson
from talk.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
About a pedigree. Anyway, She's been going out with Chris Martin,
lead singer of Coldplay. As Neil Diamond.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Says, it's been love on the racks and apparently it's over.
Then it's on again, off again, on again, off again?
Is it off again? She sat down and had a chat.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
She's plugging a new movie.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, Materialists, Materialists.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm gonna see it just because I would watch her
make a salad like she's one of those people like
Mark Ruffalo. I'll see everything is in sound, don or sound,
because my eyes like to watch him.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I like that with the Kardashians. I like watching the
meat salad, which is literally all they do on that show.
But I know what you mean when you can just
I'm like, I could watch you eat that Caesar over
and over.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Honestly, I don't care about the script. I don't care
about the writing.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I don't care. You are so pleasing to my eye anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
She was asked what her non negotiable is in dating.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If either of you were to ever engage with the
real life matchmaker, what would be one non negotiable for you? Like, not,
that's that's concise.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We're gonna have to actually probably clean that up for
the West coast feet.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's okay, that's so very.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
And people are saying, oh my god, not only is
it over, Chris.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Martin is awful.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, but I don't think so. I don't hear that
in that in that sentence.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh I do. It feels like she's trying to get
a message across without saying it, because she's and the
way she then looked at her co star and just
kind of intended shade. I feel like she was. But
you know how I was saying in the office before,
I swear I heard over the weekend that they are
they aren't off.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The reason I thought that is Durmoire, I mean Cold
Player just forever touring. Dermoire posted a video of Chris
Martin on stage over the weekend and as he was
saying goodbye to fans, he randomly goes go and see
the Materialists over the weekend, which is her new film,
have a listen so much everybody.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, I don't think it's over.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And also I don't think I think her saying don't
be an a hole is the same as saying, you know,
my non.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Negotiable is that you've got to be kind. You've got
to be a kind person.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's the same, it's a different side of the same
coin that that's not a nut.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
They're not over.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
It's a Christy one show.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Rolling in to the three o'clock hour. We've got a
huge show. You could be on your way to Pullia
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
One of the most magnificent regions there are in.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This famous for olive oil, barata and pasta, which is those.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Little ear my favorite type.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Can you imagine just sitting down to those three things.
That's it. I'm in heaven. Pack my bags, yes.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And don't worry about booking a flight home because I've
peaked in life. I don't want to come home. If
you would like to play Chrissy's Passport Topulia, register via
the Nova Player app. We started playing yesterday. It was
a lot of fun. We're going to be playing up
until next Thursday and the next Friday, twenty we will
be making a winning call.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
We sure are.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Also, my daughter's got a gift peg, my twelve year old.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
She is like the groundhog for.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Popular things, what's hot and what's not.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
When she calls it, it's over. Be very worried.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We're also going to be talking about Addison Ray before
four o'clock. I'm obsessed with her at the moment. But
next Chrissy'squeazy thirteen twenty four ten. If you would like
a limited edition bum bag, there might even be a
movie past stuffed inside it or something of the sort.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Let's catch up with Nat, who we spoke to on
Friday and see if she's done her viewing homework.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
But in the meantime, Monniers is going to get a
new bum bag. Hello Natty, Hello, guys, Hey guying good.
How was your weekend?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Oh it was awesome, so good, extra long weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
We didn't have a holiday.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Listen to our podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But now you said that you were going to watch
Mobland over the weekend, and I want to know, A.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Did you? And B? Is it as good as everyone says?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yes, A, we did, and B it was sensational.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Did you watch the whole lot?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Ten episodes that you are showing off. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh we're so good though, you just come on, Let's
watch another one. Let's watch another one. But we did
watch it over Saturday and then someday and we had
to sleep over streamer?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Is it all yet? What streamer did you? Did you
use to find it.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
On Paramount Plus?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You've got an yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, it's just worth it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So okay, I'm going to give that a red hot go,
she says, with absolutely no intention of ever remembering it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I will this weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
All right. You are up against Alie.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Hello Ali, Hey, guys, I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You're the best.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
So nat did a ten episode Binge watch on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
What about you? You do do something fun?
Speaker 7 (22:27):
I did. I went rock climbing with my son and
I also went to the Tiny House Expo.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
It was so much fun.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Wow, I mean, have you got a small bottom?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh? Yet a little bit of a small bumb?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
My my bumb is way too like heavy to ever
be built for rock climbing. I cannot haul this ass
any higher than it is.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I get stuck. It is lovely. Oh, alie, that's not
a question. This juicy?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Al right, girls, God we digress ive got to talk
about this whorever. Your names are your buzzers. It's the
best of five, meaning the first person to get to
three wins the game.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Question number one, What happened to Katy Perry's concert in
Sydney last night?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Nat?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yes, Nat, A guy got up on stage?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I know how terrifying correct? Question number two. In text
beat text speak, o FC is an abbreviation for what
I'm taking on my own saliva ofc.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Jack uses it all the time, and frankly it annoys me,
which is a good forum to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, I like my acronyms to be legit bang bang bang. Yeah,
like if there's three words that start with OFC like
brb B right back, Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But OFC is only two words, so that's annoying you.
I can appreciate that. I'll stop. It means, of course.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well, of course there's actually one word.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Is it? I've been explaining that.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I believe it is one word.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sarry Gilray, our boss, is really enjoying that. I didn't
a spell that correctly.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's one word, isn't it? Mcgil wray?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
One word?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Of course she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's too Tom said, it's two words.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's a two word phrase.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, already Question number three.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Fourteen years ago today, Ed Sheeran released this song What's
it called?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
They say she's in the class eighty stuck.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I hate Yes, nat it is.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
A I'm just assuming it.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You're saying eighteen and not eighteen. The number it is eighteen.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The eighteen already two points to nat Ali. You're yet
to get on the scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It feels like Ed Sheeran only has two moods. One
is I wish I was dead and you're coming with me?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And the other is this yeah and the other is
my drink is fot already? Question number four, This is
for the win. That's Jerry him back I.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Question number four, what happened to nine correspondent Lauren.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
To Marsi in Los Angeles yesterday? Ali, Yes, Allie, she
got shot. She's back in.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I mean, best pr exercise ever.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I mean we did not know the name Lauren to Marsi, No,
she was. We were.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I was in the kitchen cooking the chicken schnitzels last night,
and there was recreations of the of the squeal. There
was me singing, load up, load up, load up, you
were bullets the whole deal.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
How fine? Maybe I should do that. She's a start
sarhen Tom didn't run me over the open said yes, dog.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
We got amazing meet us outside the radio station. Four
oh five. Someone gets it already.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Question number five.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Paullia is a region located in which country? Not Alie? Yes,
Nash Italy is It's.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Nat You have won that bum bag and guess what
this weekend? You don't need to stay at home and
watch mob Land because you're going to the movies with
a double pass to seed materialists in cinemas tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Thank you, it's.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
The new one with Dakota Johnson. Oh, we've got one
for Alie too.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Sure, Ellie, you don't get a bum bag, but you
get to go to the movies too.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, it's actually a good movie. Like we never give
away tickets to good movie.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I know Tom always gives us the worst movies.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
This is a good one. I really want to.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Thanks for tuning up to your own life. Have a
great day, nat Nalie. We love you, Thank you, You're
the best.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
It's the Crazy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That lyric always makes me laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
If these walls could talk, that tell us to break up,
and she sings it in such a serious way.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Dead great album, Radical Optimism. I'm back on it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It is a great album.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I agree. And she is a great great woman. Tell
you who else is a great woman?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Your daughter Peg, My daughter Peg.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
She's got so many gifts, collecting useless things, making a
mess wherever she goes that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
These are a couple of her gifts. I don't know
where she gets that from. One her One of her
other gifts is she's kind of.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like a trend groundhog. There's something mystical. If you haven't
watched Groundhog's Day Punks to Thorney. Phil is a groundhog
that has become very famous in a town. And he
has one job, and that is to be beloved by
the town. But if he comes out on a certain
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day and he sees a shadow this is an actual
little mole hedgehoggy thing. Yes, and he sees a shadow,
then winter is over. And not until punks to Toorney
Phil has seen this shadow that only he can see.
Do we know that winter is over? Well, peg knows
when you are over?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Okay, that's pointed at me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
She well, she makes me very nervous. I do not
lock eyes with her because I'm like, am.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I next relevant?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Definitely not relevant? But am I next?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So I'm clearing out still the bloody hell it never ends.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
And I said to her on Sunday, just get me
a bag. Here's a bag. Fill it with stuff that
you don't want anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Sure the bag comes out.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
And of course, because I'm curious, I'm like, I wonder
what a twelve year old puts in a bag that
she doesn't want anything? Yeah, like, what are you over amazing?
I've brought it in Okay, great Fossick threw her rubbish
and brought it in and dumpster. First of all, if
your name is Kristin Petrarca, you should be very worried because.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Winter is here.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She's over track that's in.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The rubbish, really, Kristin Petrka footy card?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Love that man out? Oh hello the track if he's listening.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Mecca done?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
There was this trend where girls, little girls for collecting
Mecca bags.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Wait, just collecting the bags. That'd have to.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Buy something to get it, but then they keep the
Mecca bag.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay. I remember doing that with designer bags, thinking it
was cool.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Gone done. Okay, that's done. If you're doing that, it's over.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
But can we still shop in store? Is that still cool? Sure?
But don't don't count the bags? Okay? What is this?
Moving into the teen years? A program for year five
students books.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
About boobs and hair on your bits and ovulating out.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Her name Vagina, she doesn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
At the top, it says Pegina.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Pegina, Sorry sorry, peg Are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Taylor Swift is out that that's an entire magazine in
the rubbish.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I would like to take credit for that because you
and I took peg to Billie Eilish and I think
she saw the light and realized Billy's better.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I think she saw the light before that, but Billy
gave her the bravery.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
To tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Great, Oh friendship bracelets. Yeah, I'm with her, and it's red.
I always hated them.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
No, they're so taggy.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm putting it back on. I saved that because I
like them. This is great. This is out.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
If you are the one thousand pounds sisters, you are done.
Your time as a relevant voice on PayTV is finished.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Are you not across the thousand pounds sister?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Calories don't count on your birthday?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
You're I'm sorry, but your housemate Chris Contost would lose
his mind.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Do you know the thousand pounds sisters?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, they're done, But are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
This is a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh what, I'm sweaty about it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
No, this is really like this is punkster Torney peg. Okay,
all right, are you ready? Guess who? Guess who's over?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Who?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Jojoe cam is Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
There is a card here unused and will remain that
way because she thinks I've burnt this.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But it's Jojo Siwa is done? Is done. According to
Punkstertorney Peg.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Peg stands with She's seen.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Maybe she does, She's seen the shadow.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
See you Jojo, see you Jojo Bye. Chris, alright, he
will keep us abreast of any other things. I will
that go are on the out.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's alarming.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Hey. Next, we are giving someone the chance to go
to Pulia in Italy in Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. Make
sure you've registered via the Nova player app the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I'm really excited about this.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
Chrisy's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh yeah, I get you passport ready.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm going to show you something on my iPhone. It
is a scene from a very famous movie that was
filmed in Pulia.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
So it is James.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Bond No Time to Die. Do you know this bit
where he off, Yeah, the bridge he just takes off.
That is Pulia that awaits you if you win this prize.
Look at all that amazing rustic stone or a gorgeous spot.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's amazing. Hello Stephanie, Hello, Hello Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Oh you've never been to Italy. I went for the
first time. God was it last year.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, it was last year.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You will just love it so much, Steph.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Google Pulio and it's just so ancient and historic and charming.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yes, and tasty. Oh, olive oil, Barrata. It's the home
of Barrata. That's all you need to know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh the bread, Oh the brad.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Now, Steph, what you're playing for here is a trip
for two, including a seven day tour thanks to travel Poolia,
with return flights covered by Eddie Had Airways.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh my god, fabulous, sobulous, fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I want you to win so badly, but this is
how you're going to do it, Steph. I am going
to start reading out some clues. The answer is going
to be Italian themed. Yesterday, can I say what yesterday?
So yesterday I was giving clues away and the answer
was margharita pizza.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Ok So it might be a food that you're trying
to guess. It might be a person, it might be
a place something Italian.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes, you need to solve it as quickly as possible.
Time is of the essence here, because whoever gets the
answer out quickest in terms of seconds wins this amazing
life changing prize.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, and we're calling the winner next Friday, Steph. Just
so you have it in your mind. I think it's
nice to know that by the end of next week
we could be calling you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, Are you ready? Yes, I've got to read
dry mouthing.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, get a drink of water. Nobody likes cotton mouth
or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm going to sit with your stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You've got to breathe. You've got to breathe.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Look even crack open a coked ziz. This is how
relaxed iron. And he said, that's starting to panic because
I cannot find all my color, my piece of paper
with clues on it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And I'm not saying I wasn't given it to I
know you gave it to me.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Alrighty, she's got the clues. Tell me when to start
the clock, Swanie.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Are you ready, Steph? I'm ready start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
This is a regional specialty from Pulia. Its purpose is
to catch chunky sauces. With its curved form, it pairs
perfectly with broccoli. No made simply from semlina, flour and water.
No eggs are used in the traditional recipe. It is
hand no. It is hand pressed and shaped by thumb.
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It is a type of pasta that starts with an oh.
Its name me as means little ears in Italian. In
Bari and other Pulia cities, you can find it sold
fresh by god, I'm salivating street vendors, especially during festival.
It is considered a symbol of Pullia's culinary heritage and
is often made in family gatherings and festival. There is
an annual Sagla Delta in Apulia, which is a festival
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that celebrates this iconic pasta.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What is the answer?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, I've got to tell you. I don't know the
name that starts.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
It's yet. It's those little tiny kerby You've never heard
of it. I've never heard of it. Oh, so sad.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Don't tell me.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yesterday person had spaghetti or something.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
What did she have?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
She had Margaret a pizza, Margaret a pizzi that I
would have got.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We're so sorry, Steph, but tonight you should go and
you should go and try this pasta because it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
All right, Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Anyway, register by an overplayer up and have another crack, Steph.
We will be playing this again tomorrow. In a massive
shout out to travel Pulia, and Eddie haud Air.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
So that is a very bad idea to suggest that
somebody that has just missed out on a chance to
go to Pulia has been to Italy goes and buys
a bowl of the very pasta. That means that she
loses this is the opportunity. She'd be crying.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I love Steph and absolutely no shade to her. But mate,
you mentioned that pastor in the top of the hour
about twenty minutes ago, and you mentioned it yesterday. I
reckon you gave it enough clues.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
You were so hush the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
First, let's talk Addison Ray, Chrissy's clique, sad.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I've got to say it.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
It's I'm I'm superstitious, I'm a poet and I don't
know it.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why what happened?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Ri Heally, Tim and Joel moments away, Let's talk Addison Ray.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Aye, you can leave now, Boom, the door's there.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'll give you my beggest bee number year all week. Okay,
Addison Ray is a superstar. I really feel like her
timing is everything.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah. I agree, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Got really cool friends too.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I remember hearing early on that she wanted to call
this back seat, and she played.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It to Charlie xcxx. Well, when you call it back
to what do you call it? That PEPSI, that's what
you should call it. And she took the advice, which
is a great thing. Anyway, She's got a new album
out which you're obsessed.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
With, so obsessed with it twenty like Pitchfork over given
it an eight point five.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
They gave, for example, Taylor's Tortured Poets Department six point five. Yeah,
so it shows the level that people are holding it
holding it at in the industry.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I can't listen and I will reveal why tomorrow. But
do you love her enough to change all your handles
and stuff with you that much of a fan like
she was one day?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
I had a good fan page one direction damage on Twitter.
I was on there like pretending like I was one
of them. You know when you can like capitalize the
iron it looks like an L, like a lowercase L. Yes,
So I would like make try and find the user
names like of the members.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Like that, and I would follow people. We've all done it.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And also Addison's still really young, She's twenty four, So
when she was doing that she would have been like sixteen.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's normal, that's usterly normal.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I have signed my you know signature on Little Bank Things,
you know, Christy Michael after George Michael.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I mean, obviously my eight is a lot better.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Now, Hey, there's a song on the album. There's two
songs that I need you to listen to. One is
Fame is a Gun.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I mean, look, it's terrible, but there's something about something.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Her vocals aren't great. And then it's absolutely I love it.
I think it's so cool.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's very nice to listen to. But is it music?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Who would know?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Are you
Good afternoon, and welcome to your Tuesday, Swannie. You just
missed it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That is two days in a rite.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It is what's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
To be honest, I didn't know what time it was,
that is the truth of the matter. And I was
just having a lovely chat with Tom in the kitchen
and talking about strawberries, kind of strawberries that I happened
to find in my bag.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Tom really good at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
By the way, be a better producer and check the time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We were gaess bagging about making carry and then all
of a sudden we're on air.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We've got a massive show planned after three o'clock. We
are playing Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. If you missed this yesterday,
as I know a lot of people have the day off. Yes,
we are giving away a trip to Pulia in Italy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
On the way in, I did say to myself, get
some random facts about Pulia, because.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know there's trips to Rome, the trip strawies. Where
you want to go is Pulia?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, and I'm going to blow your socks off with
the tidbits.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh you've been deep diving on that region. We're also
going to be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sounds very in deep diving off the region. Listen, I'm late.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What have you been deep diving on? We're also going
to be asking if you're in an office war that's
before three. But next it's the time of week where
Swanny and I compare our to do this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh dear, I've got some questions for you, Jaggie.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, great the Crassy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's open our diaries to do this Tuesday. You've got
to get some.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Doozy like boring or fun. Oh so boring, Oh Swan.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm so done with it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean, I think sort of just today I realized, yeah,
I am alive. Is not what it used to be
thirty years ago, and it's never.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Going to be. I've only just realized that.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I don't want to give up hope. I want
to do like a mask a life's for a week.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You must no, because now I don't know what to
do with good fun and bar.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, you're putting the arena. If you were putting the arena,
you wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, I've literally only just realized this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
There you go, or at least you've got a great
sweater on, and you look good.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
This sweater is great everything, and I put a red
lip on, which fixes most.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Right, So it's to do list Tuesday. This is where
we open up our diaries and compare what.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We have to do.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, please.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Start a gratitude journal. I am starting one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, So how often would you like to write in
said journal?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I've never needed one before.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I've never needed one because my life has been amazing,
like just look on the bright side.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, but lately I've suffered a little bit of bad luck.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You were so shocked by We actually had a phone
call about it off air last week. You were like,
things usually work out for me, and they're just not.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not it's really weird.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I usually have an idea, yeah, and then I go
hell for leaver and it's exciting and it works. Only
that hasn't been happening I And so I need to
start a gratitude journal so that I can go no,
it's not too bad. Like, for example, I was driving
into work now and I was a bit hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I thought, oh what am I gonna e?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And there was a punnet of strawberries in my bag
left over from last night's shop.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I bought them for the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, and they were the most beautiful strawberries. That's going
in the Gratitude Journal.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, so we're just trying to find the positives in
everyday life.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, because otherwise you're just slay me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, maybe you do it. I think I want a
day's a lot. I think tri weekly. I remember I
started journaling this year, and I do once a month,
on the first of every month. I like write down
what I'm hoping for, manifesting, and then some things that
I achieved.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I would give anything, anything to get my hands on
that document.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Versa and Christine the same.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And you'll never do it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But I said, I said to her, just she goes
send me a photo. I said, just no, it's a
black Ted Baker diary.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Of course it is.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What would it take for you to give it to me?
Would I have to tell you I've got a term.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
As one thousand dollars. Yeah, thirty twenty four minutes. Crawdifyed
the hell out of this, all right, find and investigate
what is nutritional yeast?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I keep on seeing it coming up, and that means
that I need to have it. And even Mary McCartney
Paul McCartney's daughter, who I'm now best friends with. She
uses it in a salad dressing and I'm like, that
is the sign from the universe.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And lastly, learn how to use carpet cleaner. I've got
this great carpet cleaner. Yeah, the carpet obviously, which I've
never used because I don't have the time. You work
out how to use carpet cleaner for steaming furniture.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh, can you get back to me on that, because
I would like to clean my couch.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, there is an attachment, but I've just got to
work it out. Probably first I got to work out
how to clean carpet with it. And then yes, but
that's my to do list.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, great, what's yours? Okay. First thing is find out
anniversary date. I'm not talking about a relationship obviously, obviously. Yeah,
this month or next month is my ten years at Nova,
and I'd like to know the date because if it's
in dry June, I'm going to allow a day to
pop a bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Wait, what are you doing dry June?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I told you this, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I didn't even know it was June. I'll tell you
what your date.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Your your date will be here in five seconds because Vicky.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, So I've got to speak to Vicky.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Mine's in November.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh wow, yeah, because we're about four or five months apast. Yeah.
My next one is Rome Finance. Call my guy James
because I'm gonna need some help for Europe James, so
reach out to him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, you've just made one thousand dollars for releasing.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Your Gratitude Jour. And then my final one is a
couple of weeks ago when I was doing my Today
Extra segment, Mum was watching Bless Yes and the Whitlams
were on after. Oh yeah, and they've announced they're coming
to Australia. And I love the Whitlams and so does Mum.
Do you love them?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Can I tell you the Whitlams are the only skip
on my Spotify selly, I hear it. I'm sure they're wonderful.
This makes me, I love them, feel like going to
bed and never waking up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Why it just makes me depressed?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh no, I love it, Mom, and I love it.
So I've got to try and sort some tickets out
for Mum and I.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So that's my can we please talk to Leana for
a second. Leanna? Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Jack's just just revealed that he's got a gratitude journal.
He writes in it every month, and I've told him
that I would do anything to get my hands on it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What would you pay, Leana?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I reckon five thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Why Lehana?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Wait? Good question to ask Leanna? Hold the line. How
many entries are there?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
One for every month of this year? I started in January,
so there's six? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh, Leana? Sweet? Imagine we could go out of a
bottle pasta and just lo.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Lo Well, Leanna, I will give you my BSBN account
number off air for that five grand.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It is delightful when you observe a work.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Friction, a work situation. It's terrible when you're in one.
I speak of this because on Reddit there has been
a diabolical idea. There's actually two here, a diabolical idea
and an amazing idea. And I will share the amazing one.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, thirty twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
By the way, are you in the middle? You currently
embroiled in an office situation?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I love office wars. Give us a call, and just
for sharing yours with us, You've got one hundred dollars
to spend at shell ready Express.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm always in trouble at work.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You are at the moment, there's always something, and it's
always been the way for me. Do you think always
always yep, And it's so unintentional and I'm just always
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, okay, I'm just a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Really weird person and what I think is acceptable is not.
But and I only find out at work.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, okay, so it's like your learning ground.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well yeah, because the only two places I go I
work at home and who's there at home?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, at home, you're a queen of the compound. Obviously
no one is questioning.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You therek exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I make the rules, but back in society, the rules
are made and I break them all the time. Ali,
I'm sorry for stealing your croissant. Okay, So this is Darbolicle.
This person works in a big office but obviously has
to bring her own pens, which I think is interesting.
She brings her own pens from work and kept on disappearing.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She sort of knew who was doing it. You always know.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Who's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And so she bought instead, they were proper gel pens.
If you're a pen person, like if office works is
your idea of heaven, you understand the beauty of a
gel pen or whatever your favorite pen is. These are
her favorite pens.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
They kept on.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Going, the way you can use your wrist with a
gel pen, and the way it flows so satisfying.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So anyway, they kept on disappearing. So she went to
the stationary store. She bought a whole lot of cheap
refillable pins, and they looked like nothing out of the ordinary,
and she refilled it with glitter ink. So the next
time that person stole her pen, glittering came out.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I mean it is pride.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
She was writing this that the thief was writing in
a meeting and someone said, why did your notebook look
like a birthday card?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And this is a great line. She stared at it
like it had betrayed her soul.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What a beautiful gay betrayal? Though? Is it?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So pen haven't gone missing? Since there's been no apology?
But whatever, how's this? Someone has commented, this is why
I put yellow caps on black sharpies.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Genius.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wait, I don't get.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It, Okay, so all sharpies look the same, yes, but
the black ones are the ones that everybody wants.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sharpies are like gold currency.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Black ones are the ones at everyone they go to
your desk, or they see yellow ones, they move along
to the next one. They are actually black sharpies, but
they've got a yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Cat so people just think it's a yellow.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think it's a yellow. Text to them, Good tips,
Genius thirty twenty four ten. Are you in the middle
of an office war?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
We will give you one hundred dollars to spend at
Shell Ready Express. Shell Already Express has everything you probably
could buy. Some pens or texters.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
They represent yellow sharpies, black ones, anything.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We're talking about office wars. Somebody was getting sick of
their pens being stolen. They're good, Jill gel pens. I
just tend to do a New Zealander good jumpins and
refilled it with a glitter. And then that person was
signing documents and taking notes in a very flamboyant way.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We want to hear about your current office.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Wars, Shannon, Yes, No, yours involves the mighty Coca Cola.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Yeah, so our office t guy loves to bring in
his ten packs of Coca Cola, and he figured that
someone was taking one or two every box that he
brought in, and he found out who was taking it.
So at the end of the shift, when he stays
back a little bit, he changes this guy's desktop photo
(11:44):
to like nude images or something funny. So when he
opens it in the morning, he gets a big surprise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Does he know?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Does he know why he's doing that? Does he know
that the guy knows?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I think so, but he's still hasn't owned up to
taking his coke.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So it's that level of petty that I love those, Shannon,
because it's not that big of a deal. But it
would be embarrassing every day to open your desktop up
to an inappropriate photo.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It reminds me. It reminds me of what I'm doing
at home. Actually, what's that? Maybe I'll tell you later.
We will keep on the office. Might involves die coke
as well, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You get one hundred dollars to spend at shell Ready Express.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
High shay Hi, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So? I had a cereal food thief. I'd had enough
of it, so one night I went home and cooked
up a decoy meal with a little bit of added
extra chili flakes and some powdered la For this, I
put it in the fridge and safe to say, later
later that day someone came out talking about how chili
the food was that they ate in the fridge and
(12:56):
what was it and they weren't very happy. So I
got my revenge and they never touched my food again.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Okay, so what sort of food were they stealing?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
So I like to eat tuna with rice all that
kind of stuff, but it was mainly just the basic tuna,
rice and mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Feelk quite regularly, and they had the gall to come
out and say or to say something from the fridge
and it doesn't agree with.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Me it was.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What makes it better is the day after they actually
got a bit upset with me because it didn't agree
with their stomach.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So they admitted that they were stealing from you and
then complained about what the food was. Absolutely dog, Oh
my god, Hey, she one hundred dollars to spend at
shell Ready, express get yourself a real big lunch and
do not share it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's the most arrogant. That's the most arrogant thing I've ever.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Heard, isn't it. Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, in future, when you make something at home that
I steal. Please don't make it. It's bizarre. Hello, Olivia,
are okay?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
You work with someone who really gets on your nerves.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
She is so annoying.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Breaking up and I could talk about annoying people forever.
Why don't we very soon do a phoner where we
just say who is the most annoying person who annoys
you the most? And will save Olivia's number. Let's do
that and she will be front and center talking about
this girl at work.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And I would like you to come with people that
annoy you in this workplace. Sure.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The Chrissy Swan Show, Big night for Katie Perry last night.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Chrissy's click.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You'll see her here. You'll see her though. She's everywhere,
darting hither and thither she.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Is because last week she kicked off her lifetimes during Sydney.
But then I swear Saturday night she did a show
in Melbourne, correct, and then last night she was back
in Sydney.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I want to know, because I'm a practical person, what
about the set, the concert set like that big global
world class. There's a stage, there's screens, there's everything.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're quite right, Swane, that's and her set. The it's
like a number eight in the mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, the stage.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
So I don't know how she's doing that. Surely she wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Have tue a unique build.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No, you think she is gonna have to up the
security because there was a stage crasher that hit the stage.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
She handled it like a pro. Have a listen. I
love it when he comes on stage.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
She says something to her and she regards him as
if it's a dancer.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, she handled it in such a calm fashion.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
And then you see her go, oh, hang on, no,
he's not in my gun.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
He stayed on stage for a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, I found him on Instagram, Swanny. His name is
Johnson when and he's the same dude that got on
stage with the Weekend last year.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
The Weekend was like, Abe, what are you doing, brother Abel?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You're not that lonely? Surely?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh what he was saying to the security guard don't
hurt him, please Hammer, don't hurt him. This guy's a
serial pest. On I'm forgetting on stage. I could never
do that. Imagine me t is that Missy.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Higginson, that's ray Gun.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh God, imagine me trying to just hoike this old
broken body up on stage from the.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Front Katie Katie. Wait wait, I love this So I
was on Celebrity Mastership.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
It's the master Chef they wait, wait, I know the
words Katie, Oh wet myself dead.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I have to say Katie's vocals as I am. I mean,
we both are quite savage about Katie. The videos I've
seen of her performing life, she sounded really good.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Also playing the guitar. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Pop off Queen.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Let's talk about Queen, Queen Johnson, Dakota Johnson. There is
something about that girl.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She's exquisite.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I remember, I remember when she was born.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Of course, her mother's Melanie Griffith and the great dungeonson
from talk.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
About a pedigree. Anyway, She's been going out with Chris Martin,
lead singer of Coldplay. As Neil Diamond.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Says, it's been love on the racks and apparently it's over.
Then it's on again, off again, on again, off again?
Is it off again? She sat down and had a chat.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
She's plugging a new movie.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, Materialists, Materialists.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm gonna see it just because I would watch her
make a salad like she's one of those people like
Mark Ruffalo. I'll see everything is in sound, don or sound,
because my eyes like to watch him.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I like that with the Kardashians. I like watching the
meat salad, which is literally all they do on that show.
But I know what you mean when you can just
I'm like, I could watch you eat that Caesar over
and over.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Honestly, I don't care about the script. I don't care
about the writing.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I don't care. You are so pleasing to my eye anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
She was asked what her non negotiable is in dating.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If either of you were to ever engage with the
real life matchmaker, what would be one non negotiable for you? Like, not,
that's that's concise.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We're gonna have to actually probably clean that up for
the West coast feet.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's okay, that's so very.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
And people are saying, oh my god, not only is
it over, Chris.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Martin is awful.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, but I don't think so. I don't hear that
in that in that sentence.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh I do. It feels like she's trying to get
a message across without saying it, because she's and the
way she then looked at her co star and just
kind of intended shade. I feel like she was. But
you know how I was saying in the office before,
I swear I heard over the weekend that they are
they aren't off.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The reason I thought that is Durmoire, I mean Cold
Player just forever touring. Dermoire posted a video of Chris
Martin on stage over the weekend and as he was
saying goodbye to fans, he randomly goes go and see
the Materialists over the weekend, which is her new film,
have a listen so much everybody.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, I don't think it's over.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And also I don't think I think her saying don't
be an a hole is the same as saying, you know,
my non.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Negotiable is that you've got to be kind. You've got
to be a kind person.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's the same, it's a different side of the same
coin that that's not a nut.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
They're not over.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
It's a Christy one show.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Rolling in to the three o'clock hour. We've got a
huge show. You could be on your way to Pullia
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
One of the most magnificent regions there are in.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This famous for olive oil, barata and pasta, which is those.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Little ear my favorite type.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Can you imagine just sitting down to those three things.
That's it. I'm in heaven. Pack my bags, yes.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And don't worry about booking a flight home because I've
peaked in life. I don't want to come home. If
you would like to play Chrissy's Passport Topulia, register via
the Nova Player app. We started playing yesterday. It was
a lot of fun. We're going to be playing up
until next Thursday and the next Friday, twenty we will
be making a winning call.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
We sure are.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Also, my daughter's got a gift peg, my twelve year old.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
She is like the groundhog for.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Popular things, what's hot and what's not.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
When she calls it, it's over. Be very worried.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We're also going to be talking about Addison Ray before
four o'clock. I'm obsessed with her at the moment. But
next Chrissy'squeazy thirteen twenty four ten. If you would like
a limited edition bum bag, there might even be a
movie past stuffed inside it or something of the sort.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Let's catch up with Nat, who we spoke to on
Friday and see if she's done her viewing homework.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
But in the meantime, Monniers is going to get a
new bum bag. Hello Natty, Hello, guys, Hey guying good.
How was your weekend?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Oh it was awesome, so good, extra long weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
We didn't have a holiday.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Listen to our podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But now you said that you were going to watch
Mobland over the weekend, and I want to know, A.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Did you? And B? Is it as good as everyone says?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yes, A, we did, and B it was sensational.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Did you watch the whole lot?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Ten episodes that you are showing off. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh we're so good though, you just come on, Let's
watch another one. Let's watch another one. But we did
watch it over Saturday and then someday and we had
to sleep over streamer?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Is it all yet? What streamer did you? Did you
use to find it.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
On Paramount Plus?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You've got an yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, it's just worth it.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So okay, I'm going to give that a red hot go,
she says, with absolutely no intention of ever remembering it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I will this weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
All right. You are up against Alie.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Hello Ali, Hey, guys, I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You're the best.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
So nat did a ten episode Binge watch on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
What about you? You do do something fun?
Speaker 7 (22:27):
I did. I went rock climbing with my son and
I also went to the Tiny House Expo.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
It was so much fun.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Wow, I mean, have you got a small bottom?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh? Yet a little bit of a small bumb?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
My my bumb is way too like heavy to ever
be built for rock climbing. I cannot haul this ass
any higher than it is.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I get stuck. It is lovely. Oh, alie, that's not
a question. This juicy?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Al right, girls, God we digress ive got to talk
about this whorever. Your names are your buzzers. It's the
best of five, meaning the first person to get to
three wins the game.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Question number one, What happened to Katy Perry's concert in
Sydney last night?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Nat?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yes, Nat, A guy got up on stage?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I know how terrifying correct? Question number two. In text
beat text speak, o FC is an abbreviation for what
I'm taking on my own saliva ofc.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Jack uses it all the time, and frankly it annoys me,
which is a good forum to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, I like my acronyms to be legit bang bang bang. Yeah,
like if there's three words that start with OFC like
brb B right back, Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But OFC is only two words, so that's annoying you.
I can appreciate that. I'll stop. It means, of course.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well, of course there's actually one word.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Is it? I've been explaining that.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I believe it is one word.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sarry Gilray, our boss, is really enjoying that. I didn't
a spell that correctly.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's one word, isn't it? Mcgil wray?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
One word?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Of course she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's too Tom said, it's two words.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's a two word phrase.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, already Question number three.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Fourteen years ago today, Ed Sheeran released this song What's
it called?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
They say she's in the class eighty stuck.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I hate Yes, nat it is.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
A I'm just assuming it.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You're saying eighteen and not eighteen. The number it is eighteen.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The eighteen already two points to nat Ali. You're yet
to get on the scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It feels like Ed Sheeran only has two moods. One
is I wish I was dead and you're coming with me?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And the other is this yeah and the other is
my drink is fot already? Question number four, This is
for the win. That's Jerry him back I.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Question number four, what happened to nine correspondent Lauren.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
To Marsi in Los Angeles yesterday? Ali, Yes, Allie, she
got shot. She's back in.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I mean, best pr exercise ever.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I mean we did not know the name Lauren to Marsi, No,
she was. We were.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I was in the kitchen cooking the chicken schnitzels last night,
and there was recreations of the of the squeal. There
was me singing, load up, load up, load up, you
were bullets the whole deal.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
How fine? Maybe I should do that. She's a start
sarhen Tom didn't run me over the open said yes, dog.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
We got amazing meet us outside the radio station. Four
oh five. Someone gets it already.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Question number five.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Paullia is a region located in which country? Not Alie? Yes,
Nash Italy is It's.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Nat You have won that bum bag and guess what
this weekend? You don't need to stay at home and
watch mob Land because you're going to the movies with
a double pass to seed materialists in cinemas tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Thank you, it's.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
The new one with Dakota Johnson. Oh, we've got one
for Alie too.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Sure, Ellie, you don't get a bum bag, but you
get to go to the movies too.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, it's actually a good movie. Like we never give
away tickets to good movie.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I know Tom always gives us the worst movies.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
This is a good one. I really want to.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Thanks for tuning up to your own life. Have a
great day, nat Nalie. We love you, Thank you, You're
the best.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
It's the Crazy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That lyric always makes me laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
If these walls could talk, that tell us to break up,
and she sings it in such a serious way.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Dead great album, Radical Optimism. I'm back on it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It is a great album.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I agree. And she is a great great woman. Tell
you who else is a great woman?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Your daughter Peg, My daughter Peg.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
She's got so many gifts, collecting useless things, making a
mess wherever she goes that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
These are a couple of her gifts. I don't know
where she gets that from. One her One of her
other gifts is she's kind of.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like a trend groundhog. There's something mystical. If you haven't
watched Groundhog's Day Punks to Thorney. Phil is a groundhog
that has become very famous in a town. And he
has one job, and that is to be beloved by
the town. But if he comes out on a certain
(27:25):
day and he sees a shadow this is an actual
little mole hedgehoggy thing. Yes, and he sees a shadow,
then winter is over. And not until punks to Toorney
Phil has seen this shadow that only he can see.
Do we know that winter is over? Well, peg knows
when you are over?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Okay, that's pointed at me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
She well, she makes me very nervous. I do not
lock eyes with her because I'm like, am.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I next relevant?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Definitely not relevant? But am I next?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So I'm clearing out still the bloody hell it never ends.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
And I said to her on Sunday, just get me
a bag. Here's a bag. Fill it with stuff that
you don't want anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Sure the bag comes out.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
And of course, because I'm curious, I'm like, I wonder
what a twelve year old puts in a bag that
she doesn't want anything? Yeah, like, what are you over amazing?
I've brought it in Okay, great Fossick threw her rubbish
and brought it in and dumpster. First of all, if
your name is Kristin Petrarca, you should be very worried because.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Winter is here.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She's over track that's in.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The rubbish, really, Kristin Petrka footy card?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Love that man out? Oh hello the track if he's listening.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Mecca done?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
There was this trend where girls, little girls for collecting
Mecca bags.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Wait, just collecting the bags. That'd have to.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Buy something to get it, but then they keep the
Mecca bag.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay. I remember doing that with designer bags, thinking it
was cool.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Gone done. Okay, that's done. If you're doing that, it's over.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
But can we still shop in store? Is that still cool? Sure?
But don't don't count the bags? Okay? What is this?
Moving into the teen years? A program for year five
students books.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
About boobs and hair on your bits and ovulating out.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Her name Vagina, she doesn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
At the top, it says Pegina.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Pegina, Sorry sorry, peg Are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Taylor Swift is out that that's an entire magazine in
the rubbish.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I would like to take credit for that because you
and I took peg to Billie Eilish and I think
she saw the light and realized Billy's better.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I think she saw the light before that, but Billy
gave her the bravery.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
To tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Great, Oh friendship bracelets. Yeah, I'm with her, and it's red.
I always hated them.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
No, they're so taggy.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm putting it back on. I saved that because I
like them. This is great. This is out.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
If you are the one thousand pounds sisters, you are done.
Your time as a relevant voice on PayTV is finished.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Are you not across the thousand pounds sister?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Calories don't count on your birthday?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
You're I'm sorry, but your housemate Chris Contost would lose
his mind.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Do you know the thousand pounds sisters?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, they're done, But are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
This is a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh what, I'm sweaty about it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
No, this is really like this is punkster Torney peg. Okay,
all right, are you ready? Guess who? Guess who's over?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Who?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Jojoe cam is Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
There is a card here unused and will remain that
way because she thinks I've burnt this.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But it's Jojo Siwa is done? Is done. According to
Punkstertorney Peg.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Peg stands with She's seen.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Maybe she does, She's seen the shadow.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
See you Jojo, see you Jojo Bye. Chris, alright, he
will keep us abreast of any other things. I will
that go are on the out.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's alarming.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Hey. Next, we are giving someone the chance to go
to Pulia in Italy in Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. Make
sure you've registered via the Nova player app the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I'm really excited about this.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
Chrisy's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh yeah, I get you passport ready.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm going to show you something on my iPhone. It
is a scene from a very famous movie that was
filmed in Pulia.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
So it is James.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Bond No Time to Die. Do you know this bit
where he off, Yeah, the bridge he just takes off.
That is Pulia that awaits you if you win this prize.
Look at all that amazing rustic stone or a gorgeous spot.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's amazing. Hello Stephanie, Hello, Hello Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Oh you've never been to Italy. I went for the
first time. God was it last year.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, it was last year.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You will just love it so much, Steph.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Google Pulio and it's just so ancient and historic and charming.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yes, and tasty. Oh, olive oil, Barrata. It's the home
of Barrata. That's all you need to know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh the bread, Oh the brad.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Now, Steph, what you're playing for here is a trip
for two, including a seven day tour thanks to travel Poolia,
with return flights covered by Eddie Had Airways.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh my god, fabulous, sobulous, fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I want you to win so badly, but this is
how you're going to do it, Steph. I am going
to start reading out some clues. The answer is going
to be Italian themed. Yesterday, can I say what yesterday?
So yesterday I was giving clues away and the answer
was margharita pizza.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Ok So it might be a food that you're trying
to guess. It might be a person, it might be
a place something Italian.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes, you need to solve it as quickly as possible.
Time is of the essence here, because whoever gets the
answer out quickest in terms of seconds wins this amazing
life changing prize.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, and we're calling the winner next Friday, Steph. Just
so you have it in your mind. I think it's
nice to know that by the end of next week
we could be calling you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, Are you ready? Yes, I've got to read
dry mouthing.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, get a drink of water. Nobody likes cotton mouth
or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I'm going to sit with your stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You've got to breathe. You've got to breathe.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Look even crack open a coked ziz. This is how
relaxed iron. And he said, that's starting to panic because
I cannot find all my color, my piece of paper
with clues on it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And I'm not saying I wasn't given it to I
know you gave it to me.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Alrighty, she's got the clues. Tell me when to start
the clock, Swanie.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Are you ready, Steph? I'm ready start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
This is a regional specialty from Pulia. Its purpose is
to catch chunky sauces. With its curved form, it pairs
perfectly with broccoli. No made simply from semlina, flour and water.
No eggs are used in the traditional recipe. It is
hand no. It is hand pressed and shaped by thumb.
(34:40):
It is a type of pasta that starts with an oh.
Its name me as means little ears in Italian. In
Bari and other Pulia cities, you can find it sold
fresh by god, I'm salivating street vendors, especially during festival.
It is considered a symbol of Pullia's culinary heritage and
is often made in family gatherings and festival. There is
an annual Sagla Delta in Apulia, which is a festival
(35:05):
that celebrates this iconic pasta.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What is the answer?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, I've got to tell you. I don't know the
name that starts.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
It's yet. It's those little tiny kerby You've never heard
of it. I've never heard of it. Oh, so sad.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Don't tell me.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yesterday person had spaghetti or something.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
What did she have?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
She had Margaret a pizza, Margaret a pizzi that I
would have got.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We're so sorry, Steph, but tonight you should go and
you should go and try this pasta because it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
All right, Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Anyway, register by an overplayer up and have another crack, Steph.
We will be playing this again tomorrow. In a massive
shout out to travel Pulia, and Eddie haud Air.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
So that is a very bad idea to suggest that
somebody that has just missed out on a chance to
go to Pulia has been to Italy goes and buys
a bowl of the very pasta. That means that she
loses this is the opportunity. She'd be crying.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I love Steph and absolutely no shade to her. But mate,
you mentioned that pastor in the top of the hour
about twenty minutes ago, and you mentioned it yesterday. I
reckon you gave it enough clues.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
You were so hush the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
First, let's talk Addison Ray, Chrissy's clique, sad.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I've got to say it.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
It's I'm I'm superstitious, I'm a poet and I don't
know it.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why what happened?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Ri Heally, Tim and Joel moments away, Let's talk Addison Ray.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Aye, you can leave now, Boom, the door's there.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'll give you my beggest bee number year all week. Okay,
Addison Ray is a superstar. I really feel like her
timing is everything.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah. I agree, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Got really cool friends too.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I remember hearing early on that she wanted to call
this back seat, and she played.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It to Charlie xcxx. Well, when you call it back
to what do you call it? That PEPSI, that's what
you should call it. And she took the advice, which
is a great thing. Anyway, She's got a new album
out which you're obsessed.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
With, so obsessed with it twenty like Pitchfork over given
it an eight point five.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
They gave, for example, Taylor's Tortured Poets Department six point five. Yeah,
so it shows the level that people are holding it
holding it at in the industry.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I can't listen and I will reveal why tomorrow. But
do you love her enough to change all your handles
and stuff with you that much of a fan like
she was one day?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
I had a good fan page one direction damage on Twitter.
I was on there like pretending like I was one
of them. You know when you can like capitalize the
iron it looks like an L, like a lowercase L. Yes,
So I would like make try and find the user
names like of the members.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Like that, and I would follow people. We've all done it.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And also Addison's still really young, She's twenty four, So
when she was doing that she would have been like sixteen.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's normal, that's usterly normal.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I have signed my you know signature on Little Bank Things,
you know, Christy Michael after George Michael.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I mean, obviously my eight is a lot better.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Now, Hey, there's a song on the album. There's two
songs that I need you to listen to. One is
Fame is a Gun.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I mean, look, it's terrible, but there's something about something.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Her vocals aren't great. And then it's absolutely I love it.
I think it's so cool.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's very nice to listen to. But is it music?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Who would know?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Are you
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