August 7, 2025 • 37 mins
Chrissie’s sleepy today, but that doesn’t stop her and Jack from getting to the nitty gritty…What’s the best thing/product/experience you’ve won using your points! Chrissie scored herself an Apple Watch with Telstra points she didn’t know she was racking up, Victoria gets gift vouchers to Flower Power, Tess was stoked with a Kitchen Aid & Pasta attachment, whilst Michael jet setted to Queenstown! Plus, we bring this week’s sweeping statements to the table and let’s just say, we’re not sure if you’re going to agree!
(00:00) Chrissie once broke a camp bed!
(06:25) What's the best thing you've brought with points?
(14:22) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(20:16) Chrissie's Quizzie
(24:10) Sweeping Statements
(33:35) Chrissie's Clickbait #2
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
We were having real last minute production meetings here we are?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's continue them now because I am a bit sleepy today.
A full disclosure. Do you know what's happened? Is I've
got like compound fatigue. Yes, I had a good night's sleep,
probably Saturday night, and then every night since I reckon,
I've cut an hour two hours until like you know,
(00:33):
I've had a couple that's been four or five hours.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's not enough.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So today I'm a bit sleepy. And I said to you.
Zach came in, he said, can I get you anything?
And I said, I'd like a little camp bed in
the corner. You know the camp beds and they're on
little aluminium legs. And I said if i'd ever told
you my story about a camp bed and you said no,
And I said, I broke one. I broke a camp
bed because I was too heavy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And can I tell you there is no one else here?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean I can't even see anybody in this entire
office that you know had to live in a bigger body.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll tell you what it is not for sissies.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is hard work and can be very humiliating, but
particularly when you're on national television and you crash through.
This was on Big Brother and there was a haves
and has not tasks and I had I was a
have not and I had to sleep in this storeroom.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
On a bed that I broke.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And then because there's no human intervention, I had to
sleep on the broken bed, just on the floor, like
there was no legs.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It was just like a piece of canvas.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's savage, yes, And I just you know, And then
you said, do you think we could do a phone
top it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What have you broken?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because you're too heavy? But I said, I feel like
that we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I think that's absolutely fine.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I think people would see the fun and funny in
that thirteen twenty fourteen if you're on my side, and
if you're in a bigger body and you're happy to
share a story of when you've broken something.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And then can you outdo me on national television crashing
through a camp bed. I've also broken some of those
you know, Bunnings garden chairs.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What if you're busted?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What if you're broken?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The Chrissy Swan Show just told Jack, Zach, Jack and
Zach Affair, Jack Zack and Crack Wax.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I told them Affair that I broke a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Camp bed, the valuminium ones that you know he's supposed
to just sleep on. And anyway, did it on national television,
which was a really great place to do it. And
it was because I wighed too much. What is it
with this maximum capacity?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Bull? I can't stand it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Big brother should have given you a replacement bed for
the night. That feels very unfair.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I feel like, you know, they should have at least
checked the maximum wait should Anyway, I broke it. That
sort of thing happens all the time when you're a
little bit bigger than normal.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What is normal? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And we're asking you thirteen twenty four ten, what have
you busted because you got too much?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Junger the truck? Yeah? And would you break I'm a woman.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Of substance correct.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
And I was at a wedding beautiful Frock where those whitey,
horrible white plastic chairs were.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Oh, I thought it was time and I just cracked it.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I crashed it in front of everybody and it was
so so humiliating.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Thanks God that there was a lot to drink after.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, exactly were they those ones that fold up.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
No, no, those plastic sort of squarish type one.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, in the all in one, so.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Ugly for me.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
For me, I did not break it.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
It must have been cracked.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I'm telling you been cracked, crashed chair.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I did not break it.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Right, We're going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Let's go to Chrissy in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Hey, Chrissy, great name, Chrissy.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh no, Chrissy. I broke my grandson's bike.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, tell me, okay, tell me why you were on
your How old is your grandson?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
By the way, he's a a little tiny bike. He's fine.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And I was showing him how you do the wheelies
on the bike and I slipped it only poor got
the handlebars broke. Now he's driving me crazy. I've got
to go buy the new bike.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What are you doing on a five year old's bike, Chrissy,
you're mad?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I just want to go come with you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's it. You just want to have fun, don't you
have fun? Out at Baker's Delight. Chrissy was sending you
about your Hello, Rachel, Hi.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
How are you who?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What's your break?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I broke my NaN's ironing board.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What were you doing now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What were you doing on it?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Well, it was when planking was cool, and I planked
on the ironing board and I I thought, oh, ring dad,
because Mum will get upset. And then I found out
that it was my nan on my like my dad's
mom's ironing board that he grew up with.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was like an heirloom.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Yeah, he got really upset and I was like, I
should have rang mum.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Baker's delight about for you, Rachel. Let's finish with Jesse.
What did you break?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What did your break? Because you were too heavy?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I used to be two hundred and forty eight kilograms
and I recently had a minigagic bipas. So I was
in the shower one day having a scrub, and then
I happened to step out of the shower and our
house was made the nineteen seventies. I stopped out of
the shower and went straight through the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here the floor.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Dad had to go get some get some tools out
of his car and try to jimmy out of the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Did you did you go like through the joists and
onto the dirt.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Everything everything, And I had to get back in the shower.
And have a nice little more a bit of a
strug after that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
My did you laugh or cry?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
It had a.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Little bit so a bit of a tear. But then
afterwards I'm like, there's a huge hole that looks like
you know, I was straight through the floor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A Jest shaped hole through the floor. That is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Jesse Baker's delight voucher for you and what a story
to tell for life.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Unbelievable The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Do you remember last week? By the way, thirteen twenty
four to ten.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We all collect points, We've all got these loyalty cards
that we flash.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Have you ever got something actually good with points? Because
I just have chamber. Last week, I said, I keep
on getting a reminder from Telstra that my points are
about to expire.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yes, And I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I downloaded the tel strap and I had a look.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And it turns out that every bill I've ever paid,
she's bloody significant, by the way, has got me a
few points. And I had them they last three years
or something. I haven't less they're going to expire. So,
in the words of Larryender Shoving, I went in there.
(07:11):
It was kid's birthday and I thought I might have
a look because that doesn't have a watch and he
would like one, so I thought, I'll see if they've
got any watches. It was really like the Showcase playoff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah okay, and I was like I had the greyhoundchip
thanks and the Tosca luggage. Thanks baby.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Anyway, I found something and then you can slide across.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Have you ever bought something on points?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well just before my europe holiday swunye. Literally, this is
so weird. In the same situation as you have been
a telestray customer for a decade or something and they said,
and to financial you buy some stuff with your points. Now,
I'm like, what points? So I got noise canceling headphones.
They've changed my life.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And did it cost you any cash as well?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think I had to chip in like thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, because you can slide? Oh my god. Okay, so
I'm just a novice at this. I've bought this thing, right,
it costs me my points that were gonna experience that
didn't cost me anything to get. Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You've had exactly?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And then I had to pitch in one hundred and
ninety dollars, right, Okay, are you're.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Just not gonna believe what we're doing a real life
studio unboxing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
God that girl last week was right. It is hard
to be an influence. It actually is. I wanted to
talk to you about that.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
It is so look at what I got.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You're going to be so impressed.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, oh you got? Is this a kid or for you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
For me?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In the end, I changed my mind. I went, you
know what, no kids get enough.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm gonna have it because also it's Fred Hollow's Fred's
Big Run. Yes, And I don't know how to count
my steps steps anymore because I lost my fit bit,
so I really needed a counter.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I got a brand new, oh my god, Apple.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Watch for one hundred and ninety four dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now we're gonna have to talk about straps, because you
know I hate Apple watches.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I know, and I did think of you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Looked to see if I could get a different strap,
but I thought that we could have a meeting about
that later. But I did get white because I think
that's less offensive.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
White's the Sheikers thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't believe that I got that basically for free.
Have you ever got something for free essentially.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, with points. Points are mad, man. I need a
new credit card that wins that gets me flight points. Yes,
you do, because at the moment I'm getting nada.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well you got to get it. The Chrissy Swan Show,
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
We're talking about points. I mean, we all sign up,
we all sign up to these things.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean I've got an entire little wallet.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
In my bum bag with cards in it, rewards cards,
all sorts.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, you use I know you're mad for your dough
getters from Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That was the very first. Yeah, it's the first and best. Actually,
the dog Getters is amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And then what else have you got?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I've got Willie's rewards, I've got fly bars, yep, I
do my eyebrow people that I always forget to bring.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Hew.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Do you have a local cough like your local coffee?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I generally don't buy coffee out.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I'm real tight us, but I do have all
my phone and internet and stuff, and my kids internet
a part.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I pay for their phones and everything.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, I'm an idiot, all through Telstra and apparently I
didn't even know. Over the years, I've been getting points
by the way this sounds like an ad.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
This is just me, your friend in your living room,
talking about this amazing thing.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And we're that we've both just recently realized that we've got.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
They said to me they're going to expire.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And I bought, essentially for free, a brand new Apple
Watch and I've never had one, and I feel like amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I will help you pick a shake strap and.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Will you help me set it up? Thank you? Love?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What's the best thing you've bought using points?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Vicky? Do you hate the name Vicky?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
I do?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes? Sorry, yes, I think that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Is the it's the biggest gulf between class Victoria versus Vicky.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Absolutely totally agree with you.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, let's start again, then, Lady beautiful, I mean,
and Vicky's tropical cyclone.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Vicky, that's my phone and it's saying a suspicious pattern. Now, Victoria,
please tell me what did you get on points? And
isn't it a miracle when it happens?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Well, it's lovely. I have a point system with flower Power.
I love flower Power.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
What is flower power?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
It's a garden center and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh my god, this is lovely. Tell me what you
doing it? For free.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
Well, I often get a tendel a voucher if I
spend so much money. But last weekend they had a
big special, a bonus point weekend, and I got randomly
chosen and got a fifty dollars About you.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Victoria, this is like the best music.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Also, I can just picture you in flower Power, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She is so so Victoria.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What is your favorite Do you have like designer garden
gloves and a little kit.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I do?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Actually, of course. Wait, I've got one more question about
you in the garden.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Do you have like specially like designed like a gum boot,
like a gardening shoe.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Unfortunately, the next on the list, though, aren't they?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Victoria's delight that for you? Victoria, please call us again soon.
It was lovely speaking with you.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I just want to go over to Victoria's.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You would make hello. Tests, oh, one of the great
names of all time. Now tests, what did you get
for free? Essentially with points?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I got a kitchen aid and a bonus passed to
make get out?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, Now I want to talk to you about this
pasta maker. There are two types that they do. One
just does the feddercini lasagna and spaghetti, and then the
other one has the attachments for penne and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Which one did you get?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
You're going to be really disappointed because at the time
I didn't make my own pastes, so I sold it on.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
E Bay.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Your test tests?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Have you replaced it? Because it is unbelievable. It's the
only way I make pasta.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Well, no, I haven't yet, but I should.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yes, And can I tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Didn't ask for any advice, but you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You just want the one that does the lazagna, fecini
and spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's the one you need.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Baker's. That's a few tests. That's really quickly finished with Michael,
because Michael, what.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You get for points?
Speaker 13 (13:52):
I got an all expenses paid trip skiing to Queen's
Down How what? How well credit card points on credit
card points through a business account. Got lots and lots
of points. But the bad thing about it is my
daughter for four people, and my daughter broke her arm
about a week before, so I got a paid back
(14:13):
in cash.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Leave the Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking Chrissy's cliche. Lizzo.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There is a name that I have not uttered for
a very long time. She's got a groove back I feel.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And you know how you can tell Swanny in the
last two weeks, just last week on Instagram she's posted
nine times.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Absolutely she's up and about and she's got it. I haven't.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I've only just seen that front cover of Paper magazine.
That is fantastic. She's great anyway, I like her again.
And she has just today posted a little snippet of
a new song and I am shook because how did
you get a Sydney Sweeny reference to the jeans ad? Oh,
(15:05):
I've got good jeans like I'm Sydney check Honestly, how
does that happen?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, you know what I guess in the last week,
if she's been in the studio, smacked out a song
in a couple of days, and then she's managed to
put it on an Instagram video she did last week
post swannye a meme of herself in the American Eagle
campaign and she said, if the Democratics won the election,
and there's a photo of her in the denim and.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Somebody very uncontidable, thank god the Republicans.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Won, savage.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So she's really invested in this Sydney Sweeney drama.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah she is, And you can tell from that from
that lyrics, So there's no clues about when the album's
coming or you know what's happening there.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But she's got that gorgeous blonde hair at the moment
it suits up. God, she's a beautiful woman, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
The first comments is Paris Hilton with love heart eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Wonder if she runs her own insta She must, I
reckon she does. Now let's move on to you. Patrick
Brammel now Patrick Bramble is an Australian actor and I've
seen him recently actually in the SBS series Who Do
You Think You Are? They delved into his ancestry on
(16:14):
this season. Very interesting. I don't want to give it
away here I do. Everyone can see it. His like
great great grandfather was Chinese and no one in the
family knew.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Wow, it's not amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Imagine finding out something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That would be really That show is so interesting anyway.
He obviously the brains behind Colin from Accounts, which is
wildly successful Australian series. He has turned up on set
of The Devil, was prior of too looks to be
in love interest for the reverse aging and has the way.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I mean, doesn't she look incredible. What is going on there,
good doctor?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
She looks younger now than she did an the original,
which was thirty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Think a hair she must have a nioxin voucher that
we've been given away.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
This is really cool, though, Swanny, it's really.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Cool, and I mean, he's a great actor and I
can't wait to see them together on this. The chemistry
looks off the charts. But can I just say I
don't know too much about haircuts or hairdressing. His hair
that is such a great haircut. It is his hair
is perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, it really makes me excited to go great.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
In The Devil Wears part of one, Simon Baker was
in it and he's got He's an Aussie with luscious hair.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Whoever, the casting people haven't got a thing for Aussie's
with luscious hair.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Swany, The Devil Wears part of two, I'm really excited
about it, and Stanley Tucci's back, so I just am
so happy for my mother and of.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Course Meryl and Meryl.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
But every day there is videos online and on TikTok
of them shooting, and it's like we've seen that they've
shot a met Gala scene where Meryl Streep and Stanley
Tucci attend the met Gala. It's kind of taking away
the surprise in the light of movies.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I agree with you, I do agree with you. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I just don't know what the future of movies is.
It's one of the greatest things that we can do
with our time. But we're so lazy that we're getting it.
We're getting it online, and we'll take it because we
don't have to leave the house. Well, we're getting it
from streaming, and we'll take it because we don't have
to leave the house.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
It's just all a bit grim.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hey, we're still here. I mean, you cannot get rid
of us for love or money.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Then, you know. Earlier on in the show Hit us Up.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
On the podcast, it was a funny, funny topic. We're
talking about what did you get on points?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It feels like it's for free? And I got a
Can you believe I'm saying this sentence.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I've got an.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Apple Watch for one hundred and ninety bucks or something
plus my Teltra points.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And when I was buying it, mom was there, My mom,
Patty Swan, Oh, how is she Well?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She's good and she loves a bit of tech. She's
had an Apple Watch for years? Oh she had tech
gal Oh yeah, you name it. She's got it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
And is she good like operating the tech?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Look sometimes yeah, sometimes like for an eighty five year
old woman. Yes, I'm gonna say. Anyway, she was selling
me the virtues of the Apple Watch.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm like, what do you think i'd like it? Like,
isn't it like intrusive? She goes, Oh, no, And you
know the best thing about it is if you fall over,
it calls triple O. I'm like, dog, I don't think
I'm going to need that. I don't think I'm going
to need it. Oh, Zach needs it. He's eleven years old.
He needs it. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I love that party's got it for that wonderful feature. Well,
at least she doesn't need to call you.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, but she did fall and she didn't ever watch on.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So there you go, Bloody dish.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hey, coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be
putting someone else in the running for Swans Chapel Supernova.
We could be sending you this to the States to
see Chapel Roan livester buy an overplayer up. We're going
to be asking for your unpopular opinions in sweeping statements.
But next Chrissy's Quizzy third teen twenty four to ten,
if you would like a bum bag and today there
(20:03):
are some movie passes stashed here.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Very nice, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Let's give away your bum bag Chrissy's Quizzy. What movie
passes in the bum bag today?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, we do because the weekend is not far away.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I just think that that is a great prize, particularly
given that I don't know with movies that used to
be the best thing you could do with your time.
And now we've got to get back. We've got to
get back into the cinemas.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
A double pass to the friend, which is in cinemas now,
is what's going to get us back.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And you wear is your closest cinema?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Oh, probably about ten minutes away from my house, and
it's called it's Event Cinemas at Kumera Westfield.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
At Cumbra Westfield. Know it well?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, well, baby, ah, good luck, good luck with it.
Hopefully you do get to go to Koomra Westfield. Hello Natalie, Hello,
where's your closest cinema?
Speaker 9 (21:06):
My closest is Events as well, but it's at Capellaba, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The old Capellaba.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, well, we've got to Queensland, Queensland themed crazy. I
love it Queensland.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I have heard that either Turnbull or turn Site doesn't
have the cinemas anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Sad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Anyway, Now the Tumble's gone, what are they putting their
bloody apartments?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I bet we're suddenly on the current affair bloody apartments?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
All right, girls, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's the best of five, meaning first person to get
three answers, Creet gets the bum bag.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
And the cinema tickets.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Co question number one, which Australian actor was seen on
the set of The Devil.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We was prior of two alongside Anne half the way.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
On the streets of New York City, dancing and being amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
We were just talking about it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Colin from Accounts, Hello.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Nat, Yes, somebody with luscious hair.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I can't remember his name.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, I'm going to accept that that's Patrick Bradle.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
We did say that this spot.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
On that question number two, how many legs does an
aunt have a angie sick?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It is six.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
My friend learned that the hard way because her name
is aunt, and she got a tattoo of an aunt,
but the tattooers didn't know that an aunt only has
six legs and her aunt has eight legs, and everybody thinks.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It's a spider. Question number three, Sally's.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
The On is celebrating her fiftieth birthday today. Can you
name just one film she's been in?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
NAT? Yes?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
NAT, The Old God?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Correct? What was that one?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's not listed here at the Aileen warn offs one,
Oh my God, where she played the serial killer on
Believable and she was unrecognizable. I can't think what it's like.
I can't think of it. Someone out there, google any woman, alright.
Question number four film hit cinemas today starring Lindsay Lohan
and Jamillie Curtis.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Yes, NAT, Freaky Friday too, it is well, yes, it's
Freaky Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're gonna said that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Have you seen the insufferable publicity two of that they've
been doing?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I have? Oh I have you have got the movie passes?
And the movie is Monster?
Speaker 11 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Tim Blackwell just texted Monster.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, it's Monster.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
God.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's good. If you haven't seen that. By which Sly's
they're on, you've got to see it. It's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Thank you Blackers and Angie. I'm going to send you
a double past to the friend as well.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Because you you need to go to.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
The movies too.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's it I do.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Just a couple of Queensland gals.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Capalibar and Komer all the richer for having you girls.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Thanks guys from Dean Lewis.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I hate that it's true? What does he hate that's true?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I can't say Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
If you live in my house, don't talk to me.
I'm all talking doubt. I don't want to speak about anything.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I do my talking here.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I like a bit of silence at home. Let's talk
about our unpopular opinions, shall we? Swans?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Sweetea Steamers, what is your unpopular opinion? What is something
that you believe to be true that you don't think
that too many people would agree with?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. We've got Baker's Delight vouchers
to give away. Who doesn't want a Hawaiian pizza after
work or school today?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Do you know what I bought on Sunday afternoon? A
little four pack of the custard scrolls.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh, I haven't had one for like ages.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And you know what, can I tell you the genius
of a four pack is that I only have three kids.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, that really works out well for you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
So there is one down the hatch on the way home,
and nobody's none.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
The wise kick us off, Swanny.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, I am going to say something quite controversial, because
you know, I am a foodie and I love baking,
and I love and I love desserts.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I mean, I just spoke about a custard scroll for example.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yes, I've had many many cakes in my life, bought
cakes from very fancy, fancy, famous bakeries. However, the best
cake that I've ever had is in my hands right now,
and it is the supermarket Madeira cake.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
If you know, you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Know, better than your very own coconut cake.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yes, shut up, it is the best cake. It is
the best cake I've ever had, and has been that
way for many, many years. In fact, I would like
to hear from somebody that agrees with me, that has
heard this and gone, oh my god, I've always thought it,
but nobody said it. The Madeira cake from the supermarket.
And I'm just talking to the big supermarkets. They both
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do one Coles and Woolli's. They are both excellent, the best.
It is moist. It is the most delicious. I'm salivating.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
How much she's shocked by that, because I thought you
would have liked her homemade kate like one of your own.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, this is the best cake you can buy.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Okay, I want to have something in this song after
because I'm feeling naughty with you.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Are welcome to and I'm very confident. Okay, what's yours?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
My sweeping statement is the funniest person in the world
is Meg Stalter?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
She is the funniest person in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
If you're wondering who she is.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
She's in the new Leonar Dunham series too Much on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But we have loved her since.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think I might have sent you a link years
ago going check out this girl. She was just making
stuff at home. She's the funniest person that ever existed.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I saw her on Stephen Colbert and this was just
the intro.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
How are you must be serious?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Actornate tonight?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I love your shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Meg Stalter is the prettiest girl in America that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
She's so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
She's the best the way she can just improv any scenario,
any interview. She's the funniest person in the world. Agreed
thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your unpopular opinion?
Your sweeping statement?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Hi, smone, Hi, I did not like David Attenborough.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay, this is really hardcore because he is like the
patron saint of documentaries and animals.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why do you not like him?
Speaker 9 (27:29):
He just irritates me when the show comes on, not
straight off. I don't like seeing animals die and I
don't like to show.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Do you have you shared this opinion with anybody? And
how has it gone down?
Speaker 9 (27:45):
My fasto who lives in the UK is Tevogosteed. She
actually likes me a little bit of least because of it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Forgive me, but I could talk to you forever because
the South African accent is my favorite and that's why
I keep on asking you questions.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Baker's delight voucher for you you Simone, Carolina on thirteen
twenty What your sweeping statement?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Carolina?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But it's close, Carolina, my darling. What is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Well, I do think that men should make the first move.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh what does that look like?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Nothing like old fashioned chivalry, like they need to be
the first one to ask you out on the date,
and they need to follow that up with I really
love the date. Would you like to meet again? Just
a bit of old fashioned love.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Are you in this world? Are you single? Carolina?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
I am?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And how's how is it going with the men today?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm just I'm just interested, low and steady.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Is anybody asking you out?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yes, what does that feel like? Tell me.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
There's a lot of interesting people in this world.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
It's pretty green.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's a story face.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, Bacon Boucher for you.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Then you know chivalry A non Oh my god, I
love anonymous? Hello Anon, Hello there.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Well, I think it's the ossie culture to try to
fiddle or fiddle your tax return. Okay, everybody does something
in their tax return, which isn't I think you've ben
completely right.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
And on what is your favorite little fudge?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
I did I donate a lot more than I expect?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
A non? Hang up right now, this phone call never happened,
but you do have a Baker's delight. Boucher. We're putting
someone in the running for Swan's Chapel super nova.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Right after then you get to cut.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Your piece of this cake.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yum Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
That was Sabrina Carpenter, who is an it girl but
not quite as ity as.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Chapel Right.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Rose new sung The Subways is out now and available
through where Once.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I love the new song, I love the old songs.
I love how cranky. Chapel Rone is Chapel Mode Chapel Mode,
and I love this competition because it gives someone an
opportunity to do something they've never done before and it
may change their lives. We are sending someone over to
the Chapel Roone concept, not.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Just to see it and have you know big red
cups of booze.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You're working. You're an official Nova representative. In fact, you
are a super and nova, much like Chapel Roone song
Red Wine, Super and Over.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Favorite job in the world was being a super and nova.
Oh really yeah no, my second favorite after this job.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
See you what.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm excited for next week because we're doing a competition
that rhymes with anchor and I'm going to find somebody
new to sit opposite me.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Aaron Rich are you around? Please come in. I'm a hello, Tiana,
How I you hi?
Speaker 10 (31:01):
I am great now I'm talking to you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I know are you How did you feel when we
called you and said, hey, yeah, you're in the running?
Speaker 10 (31:10):
I'm still shaking. This would be an absolutely incredible experience.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, when you first heard it, did you go, oh
my god? It's not just like an experience. It is
a game changer.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Oh. Absolutely.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
As soon as I heard it, I jumped on straight away.
I was like, I cannot miss this opportunity.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Where are you calling from, Tiana?
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I'm calling from Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh my god, love Adelaide so much.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Same.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, this is how it's going to work. We're
gonna ask you what your favorite song is, and then Jack,
do you want it? Because we sort of mucked this up.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
People have just gone bad start, but we want to
ease into it.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You know, what is your favorite Chapel Roone song?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
I've gotta love Hot to Go?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh that is a ripper, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Del Okay, So what's going to happen here, Tiana is
I'm going to play a thirty second timer. In that time,
you need to give us the most professional review of
this song, because we need to see what it would
sound like. Should we send you to La to review
Chapel Warren's concert. Okay, I'm ready, alright, your timer starts now.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
When hots Ago hit the radio waves, it took the
world by storm, and Chapel's career took along off with it.
Known as the queer YMCA, this high MG song makes
you want to snap, clap and touch your toes and
against you hots to go. Whether it's out on the town,
singing in the mirror, this song will always get you
up on your feet and dancing like nobody's watching.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
She's in the running.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
There's Oh my god, that was unbelievable. I haven't heard
it referred to as the gay YMCA. That's fantastic because
also YMCA.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Is the gay YMCA. If you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, Tiana, you are in the running. You are the
last person to get in the draw. Tomorrow we will
be making a phone call to one of four people
to tell them that they are going to la and
Christie Swan is going to hate every moment of it.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Because she doesn't like losing.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
They're not well. Three people are losers because they know
they're not losers.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You trying to ignore him, Ignore this bully.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Chaperon's new song The Subway is out now and available everywhere.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
The Chrissy Swan Show, We've got to talk about brain rot.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
First, Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
So you know how we're all on social media, we're
all watching tellor all.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, And you know, back in my day it was
like television is going to rock your brain.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
There's always something every generation. This time it's my bib. Fine,
and I'm guilty of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I'm worried about my kids spending too much time and
I'm not worried about their brains.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't care about that. I'm worried that they're missing moments.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
About my life.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, that's what That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I really noticed, when I was away and not spending
time on my phone, how much better my mental health was. Like,
you're just not over consuming nonsense. It makes such a difference.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yes, And even if you're not, even if it's not
nonsense that you're consuming, the fact that you the logic
of having to sit still and look at something man
made that can't be good for you if you do
it for hours a day.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Agreed. Yeah, get a train into the city and walk
around exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Anyway, They've done a study on specifically social media and
consuming media brain rot. Yes, it exists, by the way.
So the test group had their brain activity tracked. This
is a Swinburn study, okay, and they found that when
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you watch television, your brain activity increases, which I think
is interesting and it makes sense because, like you know,
I occasionally have been watching Meg Stalter's series, Lenn Dunham
series too much and it makes me feel something. It's funny,
it looks beautiful. I think about things as well.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
It's probably somewhat a motive like it brings out.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, like I'm watching those two people fall in laugh
and then I'm on a different planet going gosh, that's lovely,
you know what I mean. So that makes sense to me.
But also playing a game on your mobile phone increases
the brain activity.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yes, wordle, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
But after three minutes of scrolling social media, which is
the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I mean, you can scroll for hours, the.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Brain activity, which was measured via small electrodes, dropped, the
oxygen levels dropped.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's got to be careful of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I agree to stur Reels because you're consuming so much
as well quickly, like you said, with the like Lena
Dunham show.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, it's longer form. Yes, when you're just.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Seeing five second videos, five second videos, twelve second videos,
it just can't be good.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And I've got no problem with my kids watching television,
endless television. But there's something about the phone, the phone
that makes me worried.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Interesting study, it is an interesting study.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
We need to talk about machine gun. Kelly m g K.
Who's he married to again?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Well, he was with Meghan Fox.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
With Megan Fox, I think did the dirty.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
He doesn't eat much. He says, you only needs a
couple times a week.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Ha ha, you'll eat really you fascinately?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You like once a day, Like I ate that burrier
because we're streaming, and it's like, okay, we weren't streaming.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Would you have had for Danner high water?
Speaker 11 (36:50):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You don't ever feel weaker right headed?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Like sometimes I like a couple of a couple of
founds a week.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
But what will you eat?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Kill those meals, bone broth with kimchi, and I drink
like cellary, do some coconut water.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
None of that is food, No wonder.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
He looks like the walking dead.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You know, what if a woman said that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
If a woman said, I only eat a couple of
times a week, and when I do eat, it's cabbage,
fermented cabbage and bone broth, we would be our cret
absolutely outraight.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Imagine the breath on it, That's all I can think about.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Oh my god, absolutely breath.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
It would smell like he'd eat in a dog poof forever.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Don are you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
We were having real last minute production meetings here we are?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's continue them now because I am a bit sleepy today.
A full disclosure. Do you know what's happened? Is I've
got like compound fatigue. Yes, I had a good night's sleep,
probably Saturday night, and then every night since I reckon,
I've cut an hour two hours until like you know,
(00:33):
I've had a couple that's been four or five hours.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's not enough.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So today I'm a bit sleepy. And I said to you.
Zach came in, he said, can I get you anything?
And I said, I'd like a little camp bed in
the corner. You know the camp beds and they're on
little aluminium legs. And I said if i'd ever told
you my story about a camp bed and you said no,
And I said, I broke one. I broke a camp
bed because I was too heavy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And can I tell you there is no one else here?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean I can't even see anybody in this entire
office that you know had to live in a bigger body.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll tell you what it is not for sissies.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is hard work and can be very humiliating, but
particularly when you're on national television and you crash through.
This was on Big Brother and there was a haves
and has not tasks and I had I was a
have not and I had to sleep in this storeroom.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
On a bed that I broke.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And then because there's no human intervention, I had to
sleep on the broken bed, just on the floor, like
there was no legs.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It was just like a piece of canvas.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's savage, yes, And I just you know, And then
you said, do you think we could do a phone
top it?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What have you broken?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because you're too heavy? But I said, I feel like
that we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I think that's absolutely fine.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I think people would see the fun and funny in
that thirteen twenty fourteen if you're on my side, and
if you're in a bigger body and you're happy to
share a story of when you've broken something.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And then can you outdo me on national television crashing
through a camp bed. I've also broken some of those
you know, Bunnings garden chairs.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What if you're busted?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What if you're broken?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The Chrissy Swan Show just told Jack, Zach, Jack and
Zach Affair, Jack Zack and Crack Wax.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I told them Affair that I broke a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Camp bed, the valuminium ones that you know he's supposed
to just sleep on. And anyway, did it on national television,
which was a really great place to do it. And
it was because I wighed too much. What is it
with this maximum capacity?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Bull? I can't stand it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Big brother should have given you a replacement bed for
the night. That feels very unfair.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I feel like, you know, they should have at least
checked the maximum wait should Anyway, I broke it. That
sort of thing happens all the time when you're a
little bit bigger than normal.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What is normal? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And we're asking you thirteen twenty four ten, what have
you busted because you got too much?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Junger the truck? Yeah? And would you break I'm a woman.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Of substance correct.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
And I was at a wedding beautiful Frock where those whitey,
horrible white plastic chairs were.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Oh, I thought it was time and I just cracked it.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I crashed it in front of everybody and it was
so so humiliating.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Thanks God that there was a lot to drink after.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, exactly were they those ones that fold up.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
No, no, those plastic sort of squarish type one.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, in the all in one, so.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Ugly for me.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
For me, I did not break it.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
It must have been cracked.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I'm telling you been cracked, crashed chair.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I did not break it.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Right, We're going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Let's go to Chrissy in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Hey, Chrissy, great name, Chrissy.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh no, Chrissy. I broke my grandson's bike.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, tell me, okay, tell me why you were on
your How old is your grandson?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
By the way, he's a a little tiny bike. He's fine.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And I was showing him how you do the wheelies
on the bike and I slipped it only poor got
the handlebars broke. Now he's driving me crazy. I've got
to go buy the new bike.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What are you doing on a five year old's bike, Chrissy,
you're mad?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I just want to go come with you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's it. You just want to have fun, don't you
have fun? Out at Baker's Delight. Chrissy was sending you
about your Hello, Rachel, Hi.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
How are you who?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What's your break?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I broke my NaN's ironing board.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What were you doing now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What were you doing on it?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Well, it was when planking was cool, and I planked
on the ironing board and I I thought, oh, ring dad,
because Mum will get upset. And then I found out
that it was my nan on my like my dad's
mom's ironing board that he grew up with.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was like an heirloom.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Yeah, he got really upset and I was like, I
should have rang mum.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Baker's delight about for you, Rachel. Let's finish with Jesse.
What did you break?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What did your break? Because you were too heavy?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I used to be two hundred and forty eight kilograms
and I recently had a minigagic bipas. So I was
in the shower one day having a scrub, and then
I happened to step out of the shower and our
house was made the nineteen seventies. I stopped out of
the shower and went straight through the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here the floor.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Dad had to go get some get some tools out
of his car and try to jimmy out of the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Did you did you go like through the joists and
onto the dirt.
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Everything everything, And I had to get back in the shower.
And have a nice little more a bit of a
strug after that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
My did you laugh or cry?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
It had a.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Little bit so a bit of a tear. But then
afterwards I'm like, there's a huge hole that looks like
you know, I was straight through the floor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A Jest shaped hole through the floor. That is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Jesse Baker's delight voucher for you and what a story
to tell for life.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Unbelievable The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Do you remember last week? By the way, thirteen twenty
four to ten.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We all collect points, We've all got these loyalty cards
that we flash.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Have you ever got something actually good with points? Because
I just have chamber. Last week, I said, I keep
on getting a reminder from Telstra that my points are
about to expire.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yes, And I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I downloaded the tel strap and I had a look.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And it turns out that every bill I've ever paid,
she's bloody significant, by the way, has got me a
few points. And I had them they last three years
or something. I haven't less they're going to expire. So,
in the words of Larryender Shoving, I went in there.
(07:11):
It was kid's birthday and I thought I might have
a look because that doesn't have a watch and he
would like one, so I thought, I'll see if they've
got any watches. It was really like the Showcase playoff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah okay, and I was like I had the greyhoundchip
thanks and the Tosca luggage. Thanks baby.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Anyway, I found something and then you can slide across.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Have you ever bought something on points?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well just before my europe holiday swunye. Literally, this is
so weird. In the same situation as you have been
a telestray customer for a decade or something and they said,
and to financial you buy some stuff with your points. Now,
I'm like, what points? So I got noise canceling headphones.
They've changed my life.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And did it cost you any cash as well?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think I had to chip in like thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, because you can slide? Oh my god. Okay, so
I'm just a novice at this. I've bought this thing, right,
it costs me my points that were gonna experience that
didn't cost me anything to get. Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You've had exactly?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And then I had to pitch in one hundred and
ninety dollars, right, Okay, are you're.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Just not gonna believe what we're doing a real life
studio unboxing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
God that girl last week was right. It is hard
to be an influence. It actually is. I wanted to
talk to you about that.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
It is so look at what I got.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You're going to be so impressed.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, oh you got? Is this a kid or for you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
For me?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In the end, I changed my mind. I went, you
know what, no kids get enough.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm gonna have it because also it's Fred Hollow's Fred's
Big Run. Yes, And I don't know how to count
my steps steps anymore because I lost my fit bit,
so I really needed a counter.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I got a brand new, oh my god, Apple.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Watch for one hundred and ninety four dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now we're gonna have to talk about straps, because you
know I hate Apple watches.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I know, and I did think of you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Looked to see if I could get a different strap,
but I thought that we could have a meeting about
that later. But I did get white because I think
that's less offensive.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
White's the Sheikers thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't believe that I got that basically for free.
Have you ever got something for free essentially.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, with points. Points are mad, man. I need a
new credit card that wins that gets me flight points. Yes,
you do, because at the moment I'm getting nada.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well you got to get it. The Chrissy Swan Show,
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
We're talking about points. I mean, we all sign up,
we all sign up to these things.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean I've got an entire little wallet.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
In my bum bag with cards in it, rewards cards,
all sorts.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, you use I know you're mad for your dough
getters from Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That was the very first. Yeah, it's the first and best. Actually,
the dog Getters is amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And then what else have you got?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I've got Willie's rewards, I've got fly bars, yep, I
do my eyebrow people that I always forget to bring.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Hew.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Do you have a local cough like your local coffee?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I generally don't buy coffee out.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I'm real tight us, but I do have all
my phone and internet and stuff, and my kids internet
a part.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I pay for their phones and everything.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, I'm an idiot, all through Telstra and apparently I
didn't even know. Over the years, I've been getting points
by the way this sounds like an ad.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
This is just me, your friend in your living room,
talking about this amazing thing.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And we're that we've both just recently realized that we've got.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
They said to me they're going to expire.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And I bought, essentially for free, a brand new Apple
Watch and I've never had one, and I feel like amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I will help you pick a shake strap and.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Will you help me set it up? Thank you? Love?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What's the best thing you've bought using points?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Vicky? Do you hate the name Vicky?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
I do?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes? Sorry, yes, I think that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Is the it's the biggest gulf between class Victoria versus Vicky.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Absolutely totally agree with you.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, let's start again, then, Lady beautiful, I mean,
and Vicky's tropical cyclone.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Vicky, that's my phone and it's saying a suspicious pattern. Now, Victoria,
please tell me what did you get on points? And
isn't it a miracle when it happens?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Well, it's lovely. I have a point system with flower Power.
I love flower Power.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
What is flower power?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
It's a garden center and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh my god, this is lovely. Tell me what you
doing it? For free.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
Well, I often get a tendel a voucher if I
spend so much money. But last weekend they had a
big special, a bonus point weekend, and I got randomly
chosen and got a fifty dollars About you.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Victoria, this is like the best music.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Also, I can just picture you in flower Power, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She is so so Victoria.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What is your favorite Do you have like designer garden
gloves and a little kit.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I do?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Actually, of course. Wait, I've got one more question about
you in the garden.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Do you have like specially like designed like a gum boot,
like a gardening shoe.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Unfortunately, the next on the list, though, aren't they?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Victoria's delight that for you? Victoria, please call us again soon.
It was lovely speaking with you.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I just want to go over to Victoria's.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You would make hello. Tests, oh, one of the great
names of all time. Now tests, what did you get
for free? Essentially with points?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I got a kitchen aid and a bonus passed to
make get out?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, Now I want to talk to you about this
pasta maker. There are two types that they do. One
just does the feddercini lasagna and spaghetti, and then the
other one has the attachments for penne and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Which one did you get?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
You're going to be really disappointed because at the time
I didn't make my own pastes, so I sold it on.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
E Bay.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Your test tests?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Have you replaced it? Because it is unbelievable. It's the
only way I make pasta.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Well, no, I haven't yet, but I should.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yes, And can I tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Didn't ask for any advice, but you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You just want the one that does the lazagna, fecini
and spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's the one you need.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Baker's. That's a few tests. That's really quickly finished with Michael,
because Michael, what.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You get for points?
Speaker 13 (13:52):
I got an all expenses paid trip skiing to Queen's
Down How what? How well credit card points on credit
card points through a business account. Got lots and lots
of points. But the bad thing about it is my
daughter for four people, and my daughter broke her arm
about a week before, so I got a paid back
(14:13):
in cash.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Leave the Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking Chrissy's cliche. Lizzo.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There is a name that I have not uttered for
a very long time. She's got a groove back I feel.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And you know how you can tell Swanny in the
last two weeks, just last week on Instagram she's posted
nine times.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Absolutely she's up and about and she's got it. I haven't.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I've only just seen that front cover of Paper magazine.
That is fantastic. She's great anyway, I like her again.
And she has just today posted a little snippet of
a new song and I am shook because how did
you get a Sydney Sweeny reference to the jeans ad? Oh,
(15:05):
I've got good jeans like I'm Sydney check Honestly, how
does that happen?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, you know what I guess in the last week,
if she's been in the studio, smacked out a song
in a couple of days, and then she's managed to
put it on an Instagram video she did last week
post swannye a meme of herself in the American Eagle
campaign and she said, if the Democratics won the election,
and there's a photo of her in the denim and.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Somebody very uncontidable, thank god the Republicans.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Won, savage.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So she's really invested in this Sydney Sweeney drama.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah she is, And you can tell from that from
that lyrics, So there's no clues about when the album's
coming or you know what's happening there.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But she's got that gorgeous blonde hair at the moment
it suits up. God, she's a beautiful woman, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
The first comments is Paris Hilton with love heart eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Wonder if she runs her own insta She must, I
reckon she does. Now let's move on to you. Patrick
Brammel now Patrick Bramble is an Australian actor and I've
seen him recently actually in the SBS series Who Do
You Think You Are? They delved into his ancestry on
(16:14):
this season. Very interesting. I don't want to give it
away here I do. Everyone can see it. His like
great great grandfather was Chinese and no one in the
family knew.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Wow, it's not amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Imagine finding out something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That would be really That show is so interesting anyway.
He obviously the brains behind Colin from Accounts, which is
wildly successful Australian series. He has turned up on set
of The Devil, was prior of too looks to be
in love interest for the reverse aging and has the way.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I mean, doesn't she look incredible. What is going on there,
good doctor?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
She looks younger now than she did an the original,
which was thirty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Think a hair she must have a nioxin voucher that
we've been given away.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
This is really cool, though, Swanny, it's really.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Cool, and I mean, he's a great actor and I
can't wait to see them together on this. The chemistry
looks off the charts. But can I just say I
don't know too much about haircuts or hairdressing. His hair
that is such a great haircut. It is his hair
is perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, it really makes me excited to go great.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
In The Devil Wears part of one, Simon Baker was
in it and he's got He's an Aussie with luscious hair.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Whoever, the casting people haven't got a thing for Aussie's
with luscious hair.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Swany, The Devil Wears part of two, I'm really excited
about it, and Stanley Tucci's back, so I just am
so happy for my mother and of.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Course Meryl and Meryl.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
But every day there is videos online and on TikTok
of them shooting, and it's like we've seen that they've
shot a met Gala scene where Meryl Streep and Stanley
Tucci attend the met Gala. It's kind of taking away
the surprise in the light of movies.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I agree with you, I do agree with you. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I just don't know what the future of movies is.
It's one of the greatest things that we can do
with our time. But we're so lazy that we're getting it.
We're getting it online, and we'll take it because we
don't have to leave the house. Well, we're getting it
from streaming, and we'll take it because we don't have
to leave the house.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
It's just all a bit grim.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hey, we're still here. I mean, you cannot get rid
of us for love or money.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Then, you know. Earlier on in the show Hit us Up.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
On the podcast, it was a funny, funny topic. We're
talking about what did you get on points?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It feels like it's for free? And I got a
Can you believe I'm saying this sentence.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I've got an.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Apple Watch for one hundred and ninety bucks or something
plus my Teltra points.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And when I was buying it, mom was there, My mom,
Patty Swan, Oh, how is she Well?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She's good and she loves a bit of tech. She's
had an Apple Watch for years? Oh she had tech
gal Oh yeah, you name it. She's got it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
And is she good like operating the tech?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Look sometimes yeah, sometimes like for an eighty five year
old woman. Yes, I'm gonna say. Anyway, she was selling
me the virtues of the Apple Watch.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm like, what do you think i'd like it? Like,
isn't it like intrusive? She goes, Oh, no, And you
know the best thing about it is if you fall over,
it calls triple O. I'm like, dog, I don't think
I'm going to need that. I don't think I'm going
to need it. Oh, Zach needs it. He's eleven years old.
He needs it. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I love that party's got it for that wonderful feature. Well,
at least she doesn't need to call you.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, but she did fall and she didn't ever watch on.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So there you go, Bloody dish.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hey, coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be
putting someone else in the running for Swans Chapel Supernova.
We could be sending you this to the States to
see Chapel Roan livester buy an overplayer up. We're going
to be asking for your unpopular opinions in sweeping statements.
But next Chrissy's Quizzy third teen twenty four to ten,
if you would like a bum bag and today there
(20:03):
are some movie passes stashed here.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Very nice, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Let's give away your bum bag Chrissy's Quizzy. What movie
passes in the bum bag today?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, we do because the weekend is not far away.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I just think that that is a great prize, particularly
given that I don't know with movies that used to
be the best thing you could do with your time.
And now we've got to get back. We've got to
get back into the cinemas.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
A double pass to the friend, which is in cinemas now,
is what's going to get us back.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And you wear is your closest cinema?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Oh, probably about ten minutes away from my house, and
it's called it's Event Cinemas at Kumera Westfield.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
At Cumbra Westfield. Know it well?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, well, baby, ah, good luck, good luck with it.
Hopefully you do get to go to Koomra Westfield. Hello Natalie, Hello,
where's your closest cinema?
Speaker 9 (21:06):
My closest is Events as well, but it's at Capellaba, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The old Capellaba.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, well, we've got to Queensland, Queensland themed crazy. I
love it Queensland.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I have heard that either Turnbull or turn Site doesn't
have the cinemas anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Sad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Anyway, Now the Tumble's gone, what are they putting their
bloody apartments?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I bet we're suddenly on the current affair bloody apartments?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
All right, girls, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's the best of five, meaning first person to get
three answers, Creet gets the bum bag.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
And the cinema tickets.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Co question number one, which Australian actor was seen on
the set of The Devil.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We was prior of two alongside Anne half the way.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
On the streets of New York City, dancing and being amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
We were just talking about it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Colin from Accounts, Hello.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Nat, Yes, somebody with luscious hair.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I can't remember his name.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, I'm going to accept that that's Patrick Bradle.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
We did say that this spot.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
On that question number two, how many legs does an
aunt have a angie sick?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It is six.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
My friend learned that the hard way because her name
is aunt, and she got a tattoo of an aunt,
but the tattooers didn't know that an aunt only has
six legs and her aunt has eight legs, and everybody thinks.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It's a spider. Question number three, Sally's.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
The On is celebrating her fiftieth birthday today. Can you
name just one film she's been in?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
NAT? Yes?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
NAT, The Old God?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Correct? What was that one?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's not listed here at the Aileen warn offs one,
Oh my God, where she played the serial killer on
Believable and she was unrecognizable. I can't think what it's like.
I can't think of it. Someone out there, google any woman, alright.
Question number four film hit cinemas today starring Lindsay Lohan
and Jamillie Curtis.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Yes, NAT, Freaky Friday too, it is well, yes, it's
Freaky Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're gonna said that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Have you seen the insufferable publicity two of that they've
been doing?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I have? Oh I have you have got the movie passes?
And the movie is Monster?
Speaker 11 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Tim Blackwell just texted Monster.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, it's Monster.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
God.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's good. If you haven't seen that. By which Sly's
they're on, you've got to see it. It's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Thank you Blackers and Angie. I'm going to send you
a double past to the friend as well.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Because you you need to go to.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
The movies too.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's it I do.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Just a couple of Queensland gals.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Capalibar and Komer all the richer for having you girls.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Thanks guys from Dean Lewis.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I hate that it's true? What does he hate that's true?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I can't say Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
If you live in my house, don't talk to me.
I'm all talking doubt. I don't want to speak about anything.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I do my talking here.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I like a bit of silence at home. Let's talk
about our unpopular opinions, shall we? Swans?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Sweetea Steamers, what is your unpopular opinion? What is something
that you believe to be true that you don't think
that too many people would agree with?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. We've got Baker's Delight vouchers
to give away. Who doesn't want a Hawaiian pizza after
work or school today?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Do you know what I bought on Sunday afternoon? A
little four pack of the custard scrolls.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh, I haven't had one for like ages.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And you know what, can I tell you the genius
of a four pack is that I only have three kids.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, that really works out well for you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
So there is one down the hatch on the way home,
and nobody's none.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
The wise kick us off, Swanny.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, I am going to say something quite controversial, because
you know, I am a foodie and I love baking,
and I love and I love desserts.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I mean, I just spoke about a custard scroll for example.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yes, I've had many many cakes in my life, bought
cakes from very fancy, fancy, famous bakeries. However, the best
cake that I've ever had is in my hands right now,
and it is the supermarket Madeira cake.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
If you know, you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Know, better than your very own coconut cake.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yes, shut up, it is the best cake. It is
the best cake I've ever had, and has been that
way for many, many years. In fact, I would like
to hear from somebody that agrees with me, that has
heard this and gone, oh my god, I've always thought it,
but nobody said it. The Madeira cake from the supermarket.
And I'm just talking to the big supermarkets. They both
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do one Coles and Woolli's. They are both excellent, the best.
It is moist. It is the most delicious. I'm salivating.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
How much she's shocked by that, because I thought you
would have liked her homemade kate like one of your own.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, this is the best cake you can buy.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Okay, I want to have something in this song after
because I'm feeling naughty with you.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Are welcome to and I'm very confident. Okay, what's yours?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
My sweeping statement is the funniest person in the world
is Meg Stalter?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
She is the funniest person in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
If you're wondering who she is.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
She's in the new Leonar Dunham series too Much on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But we have loved her since.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think I might have sent you a link years
ago going check out this girl. She was just making
stuff at home. She's the funniest person that ever existed.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I saw her on Stephen Colbert and this was just
the intro.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
How are you must be serious?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Actornate tonight?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I love your shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Meg Stalter is the prettiest girl in America that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
She's so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
She's the best the way she can just improv any scenario,
any interview. She's the funniest person in the world. Agreed
thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your unpopular opinion?
Your sweeping statement?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Hi, smone, Hi, I did not like David Attenborough.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay, this is really hardcore because he is like the
patron saint of documentaries and animals.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why do you not like him?
Speaker 9 (27:29):
He just irritates me when the show comes on, not
straight off. I don't like seeing animals die and I
don't like to show.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Do you have you shared this opinion with anybody? And
how has it gone down?
Speaker 9 (27:45):
My fasto who lives in the UK is Tevogosteed. She
actually likes me a little bit of least because of it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Forgive me, but I could talk to you forever because
the South African accent is my favorite and that's why
I keep on asking you questions.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Baker's delight voucher for you you Simone, Carolina on thirteen
twenty What your sweeping statement?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Carolina?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But it's close, Carolina, my darling. What is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Well, I do think that men should make the first move.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh what does that look like?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Nothing like old fashioned chivalry, like they need to be
the first one to ask you out on the date,
and they need to follow that up with I really
love the date. Would you like to meet again? Just
a bit of old fashioned love.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Are you in this world? Are you single? Carolina?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
I am?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And how's how is it going with the men today?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm just I'm just interested, low and steady.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Is anybody asking you out?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yes, what does that feel like? Tell me.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
There's a lot of interesting people in this world.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
It's pretty green.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's a story face.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, Bacon Boucher for you.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Then you know chivalry A non Oh my god, I
love anonymous? Hello Anon, Hello there.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Well, I think it's the ossie culture to try to
fiddle or fiddle your tax return. Okay, everybody does something
in their tax return, which isn't I think you've ben
completely right.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
And on what is your favorite little fudge?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
I did I donate a lot more than I expect?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
A non? Hang up right now, this phone call never happened,
but you do have a Baker's delight. Boucher. We're putting
someone in the running for Swan's Chapel super nova.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Right after then you get to cut.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Your piece of this cake.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yum Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
That was Sabrina Carpenter, who is an it girl but
not quite as ity as.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Chapel Right.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Rose new sung The Subways is out now and available
through where Once.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I love the new song, I love the old songs.
I love how cranky. Chapel Rone is Chapel Mode Chapel Mode,
and I love this competition because it gives someone an
opportunity to do something they've never done before and it
may change their lives. We are sending someone over to
the Chapel Roone concept, not.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Just to see it and have you know big red
cups of booze.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You're working. You're an official Nova representative. In fact, you
are a super and nova, much like Chapel Roone song
Red Wine, Super and Over.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Favorite job in the world was being a super and nova.
Oh really yeah no, my second favorite after this job.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
See you what.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm excited for next week because we're doing a competition
that rhymes with anchor and I'm going to find somebody
new to sit opposite me.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Aaron Rich are you around? Please come in. I'm a hello, Tiana,
How I you hi?
Speaker 10 (31:01):
I am great now I'm talking to you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I know are you How did you feel when we
called you and said, hey, yeah, you're in the running?
Speaker 10 (31:10):
I'm still shaking. This would be an absolutely incredible experience.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, when you first heard it, did you go, oh
my god? It's not just like an experience. It is
a game changer.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Oh. Absolutely.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
As soon as I heard it, I jumped on straight away.
I was like, I cannot miss this opportunity.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Where are you calling from, Tiana?
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I'm calling from Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh my god, love Adelaide so much.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Same.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, this is how it's going to work. We're
gonna ask you what your favorite song is, and then Jack,
do you want it? Because we sort of mucked this up.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
People have just gone bad start, but we want to
ease into it.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You know, what is your favorite Chapel Roone song?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
I've gotta love Hot to Go?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh that is a ripper, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Del Okay, So what's going to happen here, Tiana is
I'm going to play a thirty second timer. In that time,
you need to give us the most professional review of
this song, because we need to see what it would
sound like. Should we send you to La to review
Chapel Warren's concert. Okay, I'm ready, alright, your timer starts now.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
When hots Ago hit the radio waves, it took the
world by storm, and Chapel's career took along off with it.
Known as the queer YMCA, this high MG song makes
you want to snap, clap and touch your toes and
against you hots to go. Whether it's out on the town,
singing in the mirror, this song will always get you
up on your feet and dancing like nobody's watching.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
She's in the running.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
There's Oh my god, that was unbelievable. I haven't heard
it referred to as the gay YMCA. That's fantastic because
also YMCA.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Is the gay YMCA. If you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, Tiana, you are in the running. You are the
last person to get in the draw. Tomorrow we will
be making a phone call to one of four people
to tell them that they are going to la and
Christie Swan is going to hate every moment of it.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Because she doesn't like losing.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
They're not well. Three people are losers because they know
they're not losers.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You trying to ignore him, Ignore this bully.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Chaperon's new song The Subway is out now and available everywhere.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
The Chrissy Swan Show, We've got to talk about brain rot.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
First, Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
So you know how we're all on social media, we're
all watching tellor all.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, And you know, back in my day it was
like television is going to rock your brain.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
There's always something every generation. This time it's my bib. Fine,
and I'm guilty of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I'm worried about my kids spending too much time and
I'm not worried about their brains.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't care about that. I'm worried that they're missing moments.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
About my life.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, that's what That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I really noticed, when I was away and not spending
time on my phone, how much better my mental health was. Like,
you're just not over consuming nonsense. It makes such a difference.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yes, And even if you're not, even if it's not
nonsense that you're consuming, the fact that you the logic
of having to sit still and look at something man
made that can't be good for you if you do
it for hours a day.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Agreed. Yeah, get a train into the city and walk
around exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Anyway, They've done a study on specifically social media and
consuming media brain rot. Yes, it exists, by the way.
So the test group had their brain activity tracked. This
is a Swinburn study, okay, and they found that when
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you watch television, your brain activity increases, which I think
is interesting and it makes sense because, like you know,
I occasionally have been watching Meg Stalter's series, Lenn Dunham
series too much and it makes me feel something. It's funny,
it looks beautiful. I think about things as well.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
It's probably somewhat a motive like it brings out.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, like I'm watching those two people fall in laugh
and then I'm on a different planet going gosh, that's lovely,
you know what I mean. So that makes sense to me.
But also playing a game on your mobile phone increases
the brain activity.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yes, wordle, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
But after three minutes of scrolling social media, which is
the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I mean, you can scroll for hours, the.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Brain activity, which was measured via small electrodes, dropped, the
oxygen levels dropped.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's got to be careful of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I agree to stur Reels because you're consuming so much
as well quickly, like you said, with the like Lena
Dunham show.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, it's longer form. Yes, when you're just.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Seeing five second videos, five second videos, twelve second videos,
it just can't be good.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And I've got no problem with my kids watching television,
endless television. But there's something about the phone, the phone
that makes me worried.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Interesting study, it is an interesting study.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
We need to talk about machine gun. Kelly m g K.
Who's he married to again?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Well, he was with Meghan Fox.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
With Megan Fox, I think did the dirty.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
He doesn't eat much. He says, you only needs a
couple times a week.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Ha ha, you'll eat really you fascinately?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You like once a day, Like I ate that burrier
because we're streaming, and it's like, okay, we weren't streaming.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Would you have had for Danner high water?
Speaker 11 (36:50):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You don't ever feel weaker right headed?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Like sometimes I like a couple of a couple of
founds a week.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
But what will you eat?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Kill those meals, bone broth with kimchi, and I drink
like cellary, do some coconut water.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
None of that is food, No wonder.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
He looks like the walking dead.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You know, what if a woman said that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
If a woman said, I only eat a couple of
times a week, and when I do eat, it's cabbage,
fermented cabbage and bone broth, we would be our cret
absolutely outraight.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Imagine the breath on it, That's all I can think about.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Oh my god, absolutely breath.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
It would smell like he'd eat in a dog poof forever.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Don are you
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