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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Who is that again?
Rebecca Black? What an obnoxious song?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I know how irritated.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It almost ruined Friday for me for a while because
everyone was playing it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What about the other Friday song is Friday, Saturday Sunday.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I like that, and I also like the QR is Friday,
I mean love, I don't mind that that Rebecca Black
one go Away.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's an exciting Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It is. We are finally going to give away the
trip to Pullia in Italy to a very very lucky
person that has played over the last two weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's so exciting, so exciting. That's going to be happening
just after three point thirty. And also one of your
good friends is going to drop by before three.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, and I've brought in a very special guest to
meet with John Edward, the world famous international psychic medium.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Who's the guest, The guest top.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The guest is Gingy. I picked up her ashes last
night and I'm going to see if she can speak
from beyond the furnace. I guess I was going to
say the grave, but she's not very She's in here. Yes,
just tell us what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'll see you want John Edward to cross over to
the other side to Gingy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yes, I want Gingy to come through.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
All right, well I wish you luck with that. Yes,
next though, you say Gooday. Thirteen twenty four ten. Tell
us what you're excited for this weekend? What have you
got it on, Sawny.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, mine's going to be labeled grim by you again. Look,
i'll reveal it next. Okay, I'll keep you in suspense.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The Christy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's a Friday. The weekend is seconds away. Gee, I
hope you've got something to look forward to, Chrissy say today.
Last weekend I was most looking forward to labeling my stationary,
which I did and posted on Instagram and I received
very positive comment.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh well, you must have a lot of Grim followers
with grim lives.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Maybe you got me. But this weekend I actually reckon
this is not Grim. Tomorrow. I was driving into work
earlier this week and I saw a new Charlong Bao
dumpling places opened. My middle son is obsessed with all
of that stuff, and I'm going to go and try
that Charlong Baar soup dumpling place with him.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's an elite winter.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, they opened at eleven. We're going to go light
on the breakfast so we can go hard on the dumplings.
That's one thing. So I'm salivating just thinking about it.
And then on Sunday, you know how, there's that big
market right near my house that's on and my beautiful
friend Pete is helping his friend sell some crap there.
And then he said, what about I come past your
(02:52):
place afterwards and we have some lunch, so I get
to see a friend as well as eat dumpling.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's huge for you. That's that's impressive. That's impressive. And say,
go and tell us what you've got on for the weekend.
Col Hey, guys, how are we good?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You've got an exciting weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I've got a full on weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay tell me.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, Well, I've got two seventeen year old daughters and
today I've taken a day off because one of them
is going for their driving license. Yeah, I know, did
you fudge?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you fudge the log books? The hours? You know
that you've supervised because I've got two of them. Yes, nobody,
nobody fudges, Never would do such a thing. Yeah, okay, well,
good luck, my god, imagine that the will be independent.
I bet it feels call like last week they were born.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It does.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It goes so quickly.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Best of luck. It's a great day when you get
your license.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yep, exactly. Well I'm going to give you one hundred
dollars to spend at shell Ready Express, and when your
daughter is successful in getting your license, you can drive
to the servo and get some goodies.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Awesome, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Guys a right idea. Good on your Hello rach Hi
Chris see how yes, so good? Happy Friday. Don't you
love it? Weekend?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Eve?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What is on for you?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh hopefully not too much. I've got two teenagers at home,
so i just want to take it easy again.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, what level of teenager are we talking? New or right?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We're talking thirteen years old, so just entering puberty, which
you'll love me talking about. And I've got a seventeen
year old so towards the end of puberty, which again
she's gonna love me talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Ha ha. Well, you just make sure that that kettle
is always hot and you have lots of tea, and
maybe watch something on on sure.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Streamers wineglasses for Rachel with two teenager.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
You know what I was just going to say that,
I was like tea tea again, I'm talking champagne.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey, we're going to send you one hundred dollars to
spend at Shelbready Express Rates. Let's finished with Natalie.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hello, Matt, Hello, guys, Hey going tell me what's on
for the weekend? Is there something ex.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Absolutely nothing. That's so exciting, isn't it? You know what
I want to do? What I want to just get
my tracky tacks on my dug boots and make soup, sick,
yummy soup. And I want your advice on what third soup?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I want?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Pumpkin soup, chicken and corn like thick chowdery soup. What's
my third one, Chrissy?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Your third one should be a lamb and barley and
broccoli or one of my favorites of red lentil and
bacon bone. It is unbelievable and so easy.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh either of those sounds scrumps.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'll give you the recipe. And you know what that
was me last weekend and Jack is eating the soup
that I made, and it is chef's kiss. It's the
thick chicken one that you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh yum, one hundred dollars suspend it, shelready express for
you and nat psychic medium John Edward joins us live
in the studio next swannye.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yes, hang on, let me see. Yes, gingy, why did
you die? Are you going to tell Uncle John?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Because she hates you? She does not.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
She loved me the Chrissy Swan Show. You're listening to
the Chrissy Swan Show. And I'm thrilled to welcome my
friend and yours, the great psychic medium John Edward.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hello, Hello, Hello, thank you for having me again.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
As if we wouldn't have you. Whenever we get the email,
we're like, yes, we don't know what we're going to
talk to him about. We're going to make something up.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well that's okay. You don't need to get the email.
You could just like text me. Yeah, I could really
kind of cane and I follow this guy's adventures all
across TikTok, so.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, I know. I'm trying to really nail TikTok John
three videos.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Listen, I'm enjoying the day in the life of Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
John emailed me and specifically said can't wait. I said
to him, I can't wait to see you, you know,
one more sleep And he said, how is Jack specifically?
So he really is following your exploits.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
If you want to go see John Edward live in Australia,
don't be confused. He's here, but he's not performing anywhere
this week. You've got until October November to book your tickets.
Head to John Edward dot net and get him right now.
I don't know where to start. First of all, I
want to say I'm sorry for not bringing Murphy in.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I have a theory. I think she's fred I'm going
to steal her dog. When I went to the house, Yeah,
the dog took to me. Yeah yeah, and kind of
like said take me with you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Did the dog try and hump your leg like it
does everything else?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, it's a horny dog.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, he's only horny with his Kong. And does John
look like Kong?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, okay, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
He's just you know, he's not good for Murphy's reputation.
Speaking of animals, I do have a specific thing that
I want to talk to you about.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Not politics.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, we had a death in the family recently, so
my daughter's bunny. Yeah, and it was really sad. I
know that Jack's trying not to laugh, but I was
an absolute mess, you know me. I'm just so sioky
(08:20):
and I just you know, I could cry now thinking
about it. I had her cremated, and in all seriousness,
I found her little body, her little urban body, and
I had to deal with it. And we don't know
how she died. So I've brought her in today. This
(08:43):
is her.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh my gosh, you've picked her up.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yes, I picked her up last night. So this is Gingy.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
She took her to the vet to get properly cremated.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
John's been cremated, and she's in here, and I'm wondering,
don't you laugh.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I'm not laughing. That's not even a laugh.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So Gingy's in here. Are you getting anything from her
about how she died? Because she wasn't old and she
was really healthy and we loved her so much.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I can't say that I am, but I will tell
you that I have a bunny in my house, so
I can sympathize. Olivia has a bunny that she rescued.
I don't know, kidnapped from outside. I don't even know
what the property.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
A wild bunny?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh stop?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Is it big or is it small?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's a small, black, little bunny.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So Gingy was a big, red, angry bit of a
bunny and I loved her so much.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Did you change her environment?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, you killed her.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I don't know. I just feel like you changed her environment.
So it may have been time for her to Maybe
she took you as far as she could take you,
and now it was time for her to hop on.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I built a palace for her and moved her into
the most magnificent residence, and she only got to enjoy
it for three days, and then she's.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Saying anything not at the moment, she preferred the first residence.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
We want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
John's told you she didn't like the palace.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
How old was she one and a half? Oh that's
very young.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, and her sister, her sister is still alive.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Still nothing, nothing, there's nothing coming through, Chrissy.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
I do have a practical question, though, what is it?
Is there like a bottom to that?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
How did yes? She's seal well, it looks like a
piggy bank.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I was going to say that as well.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
John, Yes, it does look like a piggy bank, but
there's nowhere to put the coin. I think there's a
dead rabbit burnt in.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I think it's a beautiful memorial.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It is, isn't it. I was surprised actually in the
catalog it looked much smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
John sticking around. We're going to play a song and
then come back and play.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You've got to ask him that question you wanted to ask.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I will I'm going to do that next. Visit John
Edward dot net to book tickets to John. He's here
in October and November. He's here whilst Chrisy's birthday is happening.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Wouldn't make it easier if I drew eyes on the
vessel holding Gingy and then you could look into the
eyes of it.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I think I'm good, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The Cristy Swan Show. The Christy Swan Show. John Edward
has joined us. Thank you so much. John.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Visit John Edward dot net to get tickets to John's
Australians shows. He's here in October and November. John, I've
seen you all this week. Are chatting to various Australian
TV and radio presenters and I've.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Totally cheated on us. Like you do, you say no
to anyone.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I need a reason to be here.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, I know this is true. Who out of outside
of this studio, who's your favorite person to speak with?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
It's hard because I really, I really enjoy all of
the interviews. I enjoy everybody's approach to it, and it's
kind of different. Can I say somebody that didn't interview
me this time? Yeah, I would say Angela Bishop, Oh
the bish iconic, I would say, And it's been a
long time going back to Studio ten when you know.
And and John o.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Kom also great, John o'coleman.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
He would always he would always be able to ask
a really serious question, take it to the point of
it being so deep and emotional, and then flip it
to humor and then flip it back to being serious.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yes, lies Google has told.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Me what do you ever google yourself? John Edwards?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Oh god, no, no, no, very wise, no, no, no
no no.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well I've done the job for you. No, I've been
googling you. I've been googling you, and I've got look
at all this this is only a scrap of what
has been written about you over the years, and I'm
going to ask you true or false?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
John Edward refuses to sleep in hotel rooms with mirrors
facing the bed because they disrupt the energy flow and
can act as portals for restless spirits.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Uh, I don't believe I said that. Really, I don't
believe I said that. I mean, I wouldn't want to
sleep in front of a mirror anyway, But.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Some people like that sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
John, Yeah, No, that's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Further to that, it says allegedly he once requested housecaping
to turn a wardrobe around before a show in Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, Google is a liar.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Google lies. What about this one? You have a photographic
memory for people's jewelry. Sources claim he wants correctly identified
a woman from a previous show purely based on her bracelet.
Now this sounds like you silver charm with a broken clasp.
Your grandmother's right, she fainted.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Have I gotten information about people's jewelry psychically? Yes? Not
because I remember them? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Google is bloody liar? All right? Two more, You have
contemplated making Australia your permanent home.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
True.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You have said that the spiritual energy suits you yep,
and said that you could absolutely easily see yourself living
here permanently.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
One hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Wow, where in Australia do you feel the most at
home and that the energy is right?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Oh, this is the problem. Ques actually changes for me.
It was almost emphatically Sydney. Sydney was like the place.
Then for a while there it was Adelaide. Oh wow,
which came out of nowhere from me, because I can't
say that when I first was coming here that I
like Adelaide was a place that I went to. You know,
Adelaide to me was like going to Ohio in the States. Right,
(14:30):
It's a place I would go to, but it's not
a place I would think about. And then that shifted
and I was like, wow, this has got a really
cool vibe.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I often think about living in Adelaide. Yeah, it
has a really really really cool vibe and it's a
bit off Broadway.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
And then I like, I love Perth. Yes, of course
it's it's the biggest problem.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Last year I was here from October until January first,
and we'd spent some quality time on the Gold Coast
man I said to my wife, I'm like, you know,
if we were living here, maybe this is where we
would live, and then I would travel for work like
I do in the stage, and I can still go
to all the same places that I like. Yeah, but
this would be where I live, So I don't know.
(15:07):
It's really hard.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It looks like you're going to everywhere you mentioned in
that conversation, and this show goes to all those places too.
Get your tickets, John Edward dot Net. It is a
great night out. Let's finish with this one. See if
it's a see if it's a liar or the truth.
I can see you saying this. I see it. You
(15:31):
refer to your left hand as the receiver and your
right hand is the validator, And when asked about it
in an interview, you just smiled cryptically and said they
know their jobs.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, I've never said that.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh God, that's the most amount of lives we've had
in lives. Told me after here, John Edward Dott. Need
to get your tickets to see John's live shows. They're unbelievable.
Thank you for coming in to see us, Jack, you
guys for having me the Crissy One show.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I've got some very interesting movie news coming up. Chrissy's
clique Jeremy Allen White, who was the original Rodent Boyfriend
the Bear from The Bear We Got to Know and
Love Him On the Bear, is playing the role of
Bruce Springsteen in the biopic Springsteen Colin Delivered Me from
(16:22):
Nowhere Now. The transformation is extraordinary. He looks like Bruce Springsteen.
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I want to see a photo. I haven't seen any images.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I think this will be good because I remember at
the start of the year the Boss gave his tick
of approval that's right to Jeremy, So, oh wow, he does.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's unbelievable because they're not They're not that similar. I guess. No.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Has he bleached his eyebrows and everything?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh look, I don't know what he's done, but it's
extraordinary and I love that. I mean, my kids wouldn't
know who Bruce Springsteen was if he stood up in
their soup. Yeah, but they do know Jeremy Allen White.
And the one downside of this film, which of course
I'm going to see as soon as I can, yeah,
is that it is basically about his album Nebraska.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, and I don't know Nebraska. Was that an early album?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes, it's ten tracks none of them are played on
any of the stations.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Really, so we're not talking.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
We're not born to run. No, no, no no. And I'm
interested in Bruce Springsteen as a person, so I'll see it.
But I wonder if people might be put off by
the fact that, you know, born to run or born
in the USA or whatever aren't included, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Hopefully people are just interested enough with a the fact
it's about the Boss and that Jeremy Allen White's in it.
I think people will still see it.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, I think so too, and I'm certainly going to
be one of them.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
The trailer dropped yesterday, so one, did you want to
have a quick listen?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Sure, this is about Bruce Springsteen, and these are the
songs that he wants to work on right now.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Bruce is a repair man. He's going to repair.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
The entire world.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's a big ask, is a big job.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
When is it hitting sentiments?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
October twenty third, I'm going to put that in the
old diary. What I will not be putting in the
diary is the following sentence. Watch and just like that,
and just like that, I'm not going to be watching it.
I saw a community service announcement. On Instagram, someone posted
a real huge fan of the entire franchise, an American woman,
(18:43):
who said, please, for the love of all that's good
and holy, do not put any more episodes to air.
It is bonkers. It's the worst written thing I've ever seen.
And this person said, and I've watched Friends, no bad
writing when I've seen it, Mornie.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I hate to say it, but I agree with this person.
You know, I secretly love hate watching this show season
one and two. I managed season two was better than
the first, but this most recent season has been shocking.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, there's hate watching, and then there's just bad nonsense,
just bad.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's nonsense, and it's such a shame because I feel
like they could try to make it good.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Have you got to the point where Rosie o'donald's been
introduced and she's a nun? Yes, Yeah, it just feels
odd to me.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It feels like they've put something into chat JPT and said,
spit out some storylines for us. Oh no, yeah, anyway,
we love SJP.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
We love SJP. She hasn't watched it either, allegedly, but
she sat down with Call Me Daddy, the world famous
podcast and This is what she had to say.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
I started working with a new attorney of about thirty
five years ago. He said to me, you should always
keep your clothing. So by the time I was doing
Saxon City, it was just in my contract that I
have everything.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Does she keep it in a walking robe? Yes, she would,
and then she can sell it for a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
It's a good attorney, good advice.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
She as I said before, she doesn't watch it.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
I've never watched the show. It was so unpleasant for
me to watch myself that I couldn't see the work,
and that's not a good producing partner. I saw the
final episode because Michael had a screening of it live.
But that just was an opportunity for all of us
to be together.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But there was that story last week about her boyfriend
Aidan in the show doing something really odd, and Howard
Stern brought it up and she was like, no, I
don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, this is maybe odd. This is a part of
the issue. I think I love SJP, but she needs
to watch it because I think if she saw the
three or four epps. I think there's four apps out now.
Apparently the fourth one I haven't seen you. Apparently it's
not as bad as the first three. But I think
if she saw these she'd be like, oh, what have
we done?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
But surely she should have picked up the untoward bits
and bobs in the script.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I reckon she just rocks up, so she's very stylish.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Does she agree or disagree with laboo boos? Would you
put a la boo boo on your designer bag? What
is that? You guys are laughing at me. People are
reading in line for hours to get these things?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Would you on your bag?
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I think I wouldn't, but not because I'm better than that,
and not because I'm above it. I don't think I
ever hung a lot from a bag fair enough, and.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You are above it?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And yes, exactly this show.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight baked
by real bakers Chrissy's song.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fresh Fridays we are getting clothes. Do not touch that
dial because just before really Tim and Joel take over,
we are going to be changing someone's life. Finally we
get to put the call in and give away the
trip for two to Pullia in Italy to one of you.
It's very exciting.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Happening in the next half an hour. But right now, Swanie,
it's time for Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I love Fresh Fridays, and today's properly fresh, fresh fresh.
You would have noticed that all week we've been, you know,
giving away tickets to go and see f one, the
new Brad Pitt movie opens Thursday. Anyway, on the soundtrack,
and I'm a soundtrack girl through and through. There is
this song by the great Tate McCrae, who's sort of
(22:27):
one of ours because she goes out with the kid. Yeah. Yeah,
it is called just Keep Watching and we humbly give
it to you. Doesn't get fresher than this on Fresh Fridays,
The Chrissy Swan Show. It's the Chrissy Swan Show. Hey,
it's a Cristy Swan show. And it's this time again
(22:49):
Chrissy's quizzy. How are we going to give away this
very special weekend bump bag too? Is it going to
be you Pauline?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I have he yes it is? Or is it going
to be you Louise?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It'll be for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Do you remember the song from the eighties? I think
it was by Jonah Louis and it was called Louise
and it went Louise, I.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Love your Louise, Louise, I love you, I love you.
What Hey? Today we have our final audio bundle from
LG to give away. There is only one left Enjoy
innovative portable audio with LG tone free earbuds and an
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x Boom speaker. It's four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I know it's really good. Why would you only give one? World?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Because the world doesn't work in even numbers. Sometimes there's
odd numbers and there's only one thing left of something.
I know. Just be good at the cuiz? Do you
know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, I might take over and give away something else.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You can do that, but we can do that the
quiz Question.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Number one right, you're names to your buzzes girls, you
know the drill. First one to get to three gets
the bum bag and the unauthorized prize from me. Who
is the most recent celebrity to sit down with Alex Cooper,
who is the host of Call Her Daddy podcast? Lui,
yess Louise, very just it is s JP. My best
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friend doesn't know I exist anymore. Question number two, what
country is sushi? Originally from? Louise? It is Japan.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Two points to Louise.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Question number three, Nicole Kidman turns fifty eight today. Can
you name one of the four million, seven hundred and
thirty four TV shows or films?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Point baby.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Baby God?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, but baby Girl?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Have you seen it? Have you seen it?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know it?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I don't know what to think about that show?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I know. I keep it keeps on coming up
on my watch suggestions.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
The soundtrack is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I watched half of it. Yeah, I do things in half.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's pretty toy is Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Maybe I don't need to see that. Just what I'm
missing out on?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
No, not watch it. Watch question number four Carl. Louise
is currently in the lead with two.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And Pauline has one. Question number four, what is the
biological term for an animal that is active at night? Louise, Yes,
Louise for the win. It is nocturnal.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
So Louise, you have one the bum bag and the
unbelievable portable audio pack with LG tone free earbuds and
x boom speaker from LGH.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Now hang on a minute, though, because Pauline. I want
to give Pauline some and I'm going to give Pauline
a five hundred dollars voucher from winning appliance. Wow, that's
where you can shop. End of financial your offers to
create your dream home. I just feel like you need
something new for the kitchen or the bathroom or something
(26:15):
I do too. Thank you so much your doll You're done.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Have the best weekend, Ladies the.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Christy Swan Show. You're listening to the Christy Swan Show,
it is time to check the inbox. Chrissie's corresponding. Yeah,
we love your messages, send them, send them hard and
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Speaker 2 (26:35):
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Speaker 1 (26:40):
There's actually one coming up that I don't know if
it's for you or for me.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well, that's exciting. That really happens.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
First of all, Lady Nefarius wants to weigh in on
the cheese debate.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Four weeks on, it's still going on.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It is still going and in a nutshell if you
missed it, the big blocks of slices of cheese in
the plastic container. That plastic container is fine without all
the plastic inside.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It is keeps them, keeps them not crispy. It's perfectly fine.
I do it all the time. It's not anyway. We
got someone from cheer on and they said, oh no,
you've got to keep plastic on. Yeah, but that's because
of legalities or whatever I'm telling you. Anyway, Lady Nefarius
says about me, chrissy typical boomer disagrees even when proven
(27:29):
wrong on sorry, lady nefarious, I'm jen x.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh how very dare they?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Boomer is like fifteen years older than me? How old
do you think I am old? And also I'm right
I am speaking of ages. Let's go straight to the
one that I don't know is for you or for me? Okay,
Daum says, I am not trusting someone that looks sixty
(27:59):
at the age of thirty. Oh wow, who who looks sixty?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Me?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
But I am not thirty. I mean you are the
one that is closest to thirty, and he is saying
you look.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Wow. I mean usually I get accused for having so
much botox because I'm such a shiny boy. So maybe
I talking about I don't know, but even if it
were to be about you, that's a massive compliment that
they think you're thirty exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's only bad if it's about you. All right, Let's
go to Danielle who we were talking about the Avici
documentary and I was like, I don't I want to
see that. I don't care, and she said, no, it's
really good. She goes, I'm not a fan of his music,
but I love a good documentary. And I gave in,
and man, did this hold up? He's amazing, She goes,
(28:57):
Even though I knew that there was a sad ending coming,
she loved it. She says, it's going to change my life.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Everyone does say that, so I think we both need
to give that a go.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I love it. Seymour says, Jack is a princess. In fact,
I think that Seymour that is a made up that
is a pseudonym, because whose name is Seymour?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Cox like, if you're going to call me a princess,
give me your real name, because I'll correct you and
tell you I'm a prince.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You're a little bit of a princess.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Totally that.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
David is a huge fan of us. He says, I
love the Christy Swan Show. We need more shows like this, Okay,
which is more than I can say for Ozmob, who says,
is there I haven't done a voice for a long time.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'll give me a voice, Give me a voice.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Is there actually even an audience for this stupefying nonsense?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Stupefied nonsense is good?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
In fact, Ozmob, Yes, and it's the largest in Australia.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Put that on a billboard.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The Chrissy Swan Show. This is going to be really
a good moment.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
gal to.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. This is it. Everyone has played
the game valiantly, strongly, and we have a list of
names that have been put in the running for this
life changing trip to Pullia in Italy. Food at Flights
transfers everything you can think of, things like hand selected
(30:35):
local wine with all meals. It's as booty as heck
it is.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Swanny Flights thanks to Eddie had Airways. As you mentioned
the amazing list of things you'll be doing like, we
can't even read all of that out because it's too much.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Too much. I mean, you had me at Olive Oil Grove,
visit tour and tasting. I just love it. So much,
and I'm so thrilled for whoever is going to get
this prize.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Now it has been a game of speed Swannie.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It has there's one clear winner. Yeah, I might see
if I can you call her? I'm going to see
if I can trigger.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh yes, I love this.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay, Hello, Oh hi, Kate, before you get excited, it's Chrissy.
Just wait, wait, wait wait. I know that today. I
know today's the big day. No no, no, I'm not calling
about that. Today's the big day, right, And I know
(31:36):
that you're desperate to find the news, and I will
get to it. But I also know that I promised
you a bum bag for your birthday, and I didn't
check which color you wanted, so you can, yes, I do.
I've got navy, and I want you to get the
right one because it's your birthday. Navy, black, pink or
(31:57):
like a beigey color.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh hello, let's go navy?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Maybe? All right? Done? And we've got we've got your
address somewhere, haven't we.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I think you might have?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, all right, so I reckon that is it? Check
bumbag color? Check address? Oh no, there is one more thing, actually, Kate,
you've won an all expenses paid trip to Pola.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Holy Radipole Batman.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh my god, sorry, that's my son in the background.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
How old is your son, Kate?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's thirteen.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
He's fourteen been to Italy and his mother hasn't.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
How wrong is that?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That is about to change, my girl.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
This has incredible And I've been looking at travel Poolia
on Instagram and I'm like, could this be true?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh my gosh, o Kate, it is true. You'll go
and you just get a love it sick. Can we
tell you exactly what you've won?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Please, please, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay, So you've got a seven day tour for two
people to Pullia in Italy. It's vaued over twelve thousand dollars.
It includes seven nights accommodation in a traditional Massiria It
all your transfers are done, all your dinners are done.
The delicious dinners are going to be a mix of
big traditional publies, family style dinners, and a la carte
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the favorite local restaurants, hands selected local wines, bilingual hosts
and tour guides. You get a Mercedes to drive you
around everywhere. Hello Christmas, It's amazing. You get to learn
some local dishes with a local chef. There's coffees upon
arrival in every town on most touring days. You are
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going to love it so much, Kate.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
I am, and you know what, I am so good
on the tooth. I'm going to make the most.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of fantastic othero Ford to following you on and seeing
all the delicious things that you've been Eddie, you won
this fair and square so quick with your answer.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let's actually listen to how quick you were, Kate, because
it was quite unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay, this golden liquid has been central. Yeah, unbelable.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
K oh wow.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I heard the girl yesterday and I was like, oh,
they're so quick. I think they may have got it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
That was you.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Congratulations Kate, and a massive thank you to travel Poolia
and Eddie had Airways. We can't wait to see you
on your trip, Kate. How epic was that? Swanny?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Unbelievable and do do what Kate has done and check
out travel Pulia on Instagram. It is unbelievably inspiring. To
the Chrissy Swan show. We are nearly out of here,
which is more than I can say for who we're
going to talk to in clickbait.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
But first twenty next week, we are super excited. We're
giving away our first car on this shows. So exciting
we've never done it. Jump on the Nova Player up
to register your details. We're giving away a by d
C Line six plug in hybrid suv.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And you know, when we first found out that we
were going to give away this car, we sort of said,
we never thought we'd be allowed to. We said, do
you know what we really want to do is we
want to drive it to the winner and go to
come out and get it, And they said yes, So.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's what we do. It go beyond expectations with the
BYDC line six plug in hybrid suv. Again, registered ya
the Nova Player up for that one. Now we've got
some exciting guests in clickbait today. We sure do.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
This is clickbait. Jason Lauren, where are you Ella? Of
course you are squirreled away somewhere. You've been definitely thirty
six hours as part of this unbelievable game of hide
and seek? What are you missing the most from home?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Just just one line?
Speaker 7 (35:53):
I mean the heating. It's it's so cold in here,
it's like Antarctica. They've got to turn the heating on
when when we found this location.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
So we have been shivering through Melbourne winter. So you
sound very very pleasant at the moment. Have you been
You've been winging like a bogan behind the scenes because
I've been winding like a bogan to our bosses. I
could not put up with cold. Nah.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
No, it's cold and the air mattresses are starting to deflate.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
They might need a pump ump.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Now. Had any close calls, like it's been thirty six hours.
Have you thought it's about to go off? But then
hasn't We had.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
A couple I will say, a lot of people go
past this location.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Yeah, we had a very early close call that we
don't talk about that sea we got away with. We've
got Clint stand Away here as well, who's supposed to
be hosting the weekend today so tomorrow, so he was
hoping he'd be out.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Well, Jack, how do you feel about filling in? Can
you chat with Naguma Hashi about her latest recipe?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Absolutely over, They would love to talk to.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Do you love Nagi as much as Clint Love's Nagi?
Probably not? Ah, Hi, I want to talk about food
now that we're talking about Nagi What are you eating
in there? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's a great question, Chrissy.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
We've gone microwave meals again.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well, the boys have gone microwave meals.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
I ordered some really beautiful fresh food and as part
of the setup, they forgot to get us pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
There's seven of us in here. We've got four plates,
so that's good. We're on rotations. You guys, sellly your
match fit for arm a celebrity. Get me out of here.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
You Oh gosh, we're driving each other mad. I'm not
sure how we would cope with that.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I just can't believe you're doing this for the second time.
And we sleep here, we eat here, we don't leave here.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
No matter how hard I've tried, they've held me back
and won't let me leave.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Can I strongly suggest people check out the Jason Lauren
Socials because as the time goes on, Chrissy, the fuse
on Miss Phillips will blow and we find she just
starts giving away bonus clues.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
End up in the looney bin. Fin I'm thrilled that
we've caught you at a at a good moment early on,
because this time next week is not going to be
good Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
It's not going to be good, Laura.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
I would like to say, though, to Melbourne, can you
please hurry up and come and find us a couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Feels like it's been weeks.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Will just to rub it in. I have been speaking
with your partner, Paul, my good mate, and we're going
to France Wile for lunch tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
So he said, when you go, I'm going to have
a house party. And I was like, don't you, dear,
we are Why would you tell her that.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
You, Chrissy, don't, Thanks Jack, Well, you're having Francois.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I'll be in here having microwave spaghetti. Oh my god,
I'm so sad. Look, I have everything crossed for you
that somebody knocks on the door within about four or
five seconds, and it would be great.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I'll see at Francois tomorrow. That's going to ruin your boys' days.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Go to Jason Lawrence Instagram make sure you're following along
for all the clues. Have the most beautiful Monday and
boring weekend, my friends.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Thanks, thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Thanks Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Back on Monday from two o'clock giving away that cast
wanting we can't wait. I can't wait have a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
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