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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And that is Chaboozy Chaboozy Chrissy's Clique support act for
our dear sweet Jelly Rose.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, now, Terence Stamp, I actually I was surprised to
hear that he had passed away, not because of his
am he's eighty seven. It's a great innings. I thought
that he was already I thought he had already passed away.
You would have seen Terence Stamp in Superman and Priscilla. Yes,
(00:36):
what was his character in Priscilla?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Do you know what? I've never seen Priscilla Queen of
the Desert.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What and you claim to be Queen of the Gays?
You fraud?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I have never claimed that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You Sorry, Yeah, they need they need to unclaim you
until you watch that film. That and you revealed you've
never seen Kyle minog live. I know what a fraud,
absolute fraud.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But I'm whatever the opposite of an ally is.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You're a homophobe?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You hate us speaking?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Get ready for the phocal?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He plays Bernadette Priscilla.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I remember seeing the shorts. Obviously I don't have to
see Priscilla Queen the Desert. I know I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, I know I love that you have.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
To see it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'd like to see it with you.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, well we could do that at yours.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And the guy Peas who was also in that film,
Australian actor, has paid tribute with a tweet and I'm
going to find it here.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It is Farewell. Did he mean to misspell that? Farewell? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I did not even clock that. That is a great pickup.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And there's odd initial caps and oh do you think
he's I know, I'll google that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That that might be it, that might be something, because
you can't be that stupid Farewell. Dear tell you were
a true inspiration, both in and out of heels.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I reckon turns.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Stan would have wanted roughly the same heel that I
do mine slightly bigger. Okay, we'll always have King's Canyon,
King's Road and f ing abba wishing you well on
your way, Ralph.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Lots of in jokes there there are.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Do you think he had an assistant right though?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I just I just don't think guy Pearce would misspell farewell, F.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
A, I R and then have a little D and
a capital T. What's tell? Anyway, we'll we'll look into
that we'll look into that. Do you have a guy
was in the in the news recently. I can't remember
the years, might have been this year, could have been last, uh,
you know, married, and he was as, who's the love
(02:44):
of your life? And he said my first girlfriend? Did he?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I love that?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You imagine?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, good day to be.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm gonna find that. I'm gonna know. Her name's Kate.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Actually, Kate, Kate is the love of my life. Okay,
so anyway divorced. Now from that person, let's move on
to Catherin Zita Jones. Now, Captain Zita Jones is in
the news, I think because she's in the New Wednesday
thing on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, that's been everywhere and I.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Was thrilled to see her because no one loves themselves
more than Catherine Zeta Jones, and I think that it's
really fabulous and funny to watch.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't know enough about her, and I don't think
i've seen her in much. I need to go back
and do some deep diving.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Honestly. She No, don't don't go.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean, you know, she's a great actress, fine, ticks
all the boxes. Don't do her on screen stuff. Gone
read some interviews. See some you know, I see some footage.
She says things like, I mean, obviously I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world, like the Big Veneers clashing,
and I mean she is Evan's fan, absolutely and unapologetic
(04:04):
about it. But she spoke to The Sunday Times obviously
doing suppress for this series, and she says she's Welsh,
which is an accent I can't do, so I'll just
give it. I'll sort of do it loud and affected,
which it also is. I know it sounds very dread sets,
and I love to surround myself with beauty because she has.
(04:26):
The interviewer said, oh, you know you own four properties,
two in New York, one in Canada and one in Spain.
Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I know it sounds very jet set, and I love
to surround myself with beauty. But it's not excessive. It's
very comfortable, comfortable. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Let's go clicking Chrissy's Clickait.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You know, I was driving into work today and I thought,
why do I feel so optimistic? I said, I'm like,
I've got that feeling like I'm going on off holiday.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I am not.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I have not booked any holidays, nothing coming, and I
realized that I I've got an album coming and that
is as good as a holiday. October third, Taylor Swift
announced last week because releasing.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, she's releasing a new album.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And just like I normally do with holidays, we have
forty six days until TS twelve.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's very exciting for six days. I'm excited about this one.
I really can't wait. It's going to be filled with
absolute dance pop.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Hits where she fills every day with joy and optimism.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
For me, she does. Now there's a new Easter Egg.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
There is a new Easter Egg on that podcast with
the Gronks. Gronking. God, I love that Gronks. Gronking. You
told me a wonderful.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Work around his brothers, Our beautiful friend Tom has just
come back from Europe and he's only heard that for
the first time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Tom, we decided that we're calling the Kelsey brothers Gronks
now because they're gronks, and then Scarta created a special
song for them. Yeah, so that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Just so you know, we're going to send it to
them on the Gronks Gronking anyway, this is what she said.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It is an easter egg I want.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm gonna I'm going to give you what what it
is first and then play the audio so you can
hear it. Coming super Bowls, coming up halftime entertainment is
the biggest gig in the world for only the biggest acts.
She hasn't done it yet. I would says it's the
sixtieth super Bowl. That's all you need to know. And
(06:35):
there is a bread reference and I haven't got my
glasses on.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So the mascot for where Yes, the mascot for the
is for the the San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Is sourdo Sam sure is.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We will enjoy the audio.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sarado was taken over my life in a huge way.
I'm really talking about bread. Uh sixty percent of the time. Bang.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
She's absolutely before mean.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And why wouldn't she.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
She just blow the cobwebs and frankly get those costumes
altered slightly, but she wore on the rrors to her.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
This album's perfect for super Bowl, too, swany because it's
going to be a Max Martin sort of mega pop
yeah album. Yeah, Like I don't need it. I don't
want to see her at the Super Bowl singing folklore
what I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Want to Oh no, she wouldn't. There'll be part of techniques.
It's just like John bon Jovi loves. What year is it?
I mean, what date is it going to be on?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Let me google that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's very because there's nothing on this article. I'm like,
what is going on?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
See the album will be old by then, No, but
it will still be enjoying it. I reckon.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
She may do one or two songs from that album,
but the rest of it's going to be you know,
are you ready for it?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Ye, reputation, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Now, swany, we enjoyed the first part of your fight
with Ben just before the ads or three forty the
second part I love the most. I'm going to play
it really quickly now. And just the way you use
the word idiot at the end of this fight, I love.
If you're not sure what we're talking about, Christy. Season
of Big Brother streamed live on YouTube over the weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There's going to be another installment next Friday. Great, yeah, yeah,
the rest of the series.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And we got to enjoy this famous fight with Ben
recular tive. Enjoy her up next, Enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh, it's so infantile, your weight to one lations. I'm
really you should be really proud of yourself. You just
stirred everyone up. You've upset Joe, You've upset Leah. Yeah, no,
that would be Leah that I'm talking about. Li You've
(08:41):
upset me. And know I'm talking about Leah. She's not dead,
she's still alive. Okay, So you've upset all these people,
and I just I can't see the point in that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't know why we can't just still get along.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
And where where the jaw is stirring up trouble for
the for the point of staring up trouble?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Raised it when the trouble was stirred because you're too aggressive,
sitting on it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You're sitting on all right, you're sitting on No, that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Dore You