August 18, 2025 • 42 mins
Fresh from a weekend of 'active rest' as Chrissie coined it, where she just so happened to tune into a live stream of her on season (3) on Big Brother. She and Jack reminisced on what life was like being locked away in Dreamworld for 3 months, in particular that moment she went to head with fellow housemate, Ben.
(00:00) Chrissie's feeling relaxed!
(01:45) What's everyone watching?
(06:40) What Fragrance can't you stand?
(16:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(22:45) Chrissie's Quizzie
(27:40) Chrissie's rewatching Big Brother!
(37:50) Chrissie's Clickbait #2
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi there, Welcome to you Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good afternoon. How was your weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm feeling very relaxed because I actively rest it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
My daughter says that that's a what do you call it?
You know, cancels each other out. You can't actively rest,
but I showed her how to do it. Yeah. I
watched television. I made some candles, I blended some essential oils.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We even facetimed yesterday and I could tell the vibe
in the house was chill.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Could you It was really really nice. I did watch
a few bits and bobs, and I want to know
from you. Thirteen twenty four ten say good a. We've
got a little bumper crop prizes for you. But what
did you watch? I just think it is the most
useful question. What are you watching? I watched a true
crime four part documentary on based on that Teacher's Pet podcast.
(00:55):
It's local and fabulous and it was a lot more
distressing that I than I imagined, which was excellent. You
can find that on stan. Also, you won't get a
prize unless you tell us what you're watching and where
to find it, because I'm not googling.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And the streamer, No, I agree with you. I watched
your season of Big Brother on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my god, there was a live stream on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We will be talking about that after three o'clock. But
I also watched The Biggest Loser Netflix dot.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh, oh my god, I'm dying to watch that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll tell you about it next next to.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Many kids at home. I don't want that poison in
their heads.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, that's smart, that's smart. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
What did you watch? We'll give you a Baker's Delight voucher.
You can get a Monday afternoon snack on the way home.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The Chrissy Swan Show. What did you watch on the weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Chrissy say today?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, what's the first question we asked each other when
we caught up before the streamers? Literally, first question is
not how are you how the kids? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why don't you hear that way? What's wrong with your notes?
It is watching? Yes, it's the most eagerly anticipated question.
I watched true crime documentary. She'd have looked up what
it was called, but it's on Stan and it's about
that man that did away with his wife and nobody
(02:14):
asked any questions. The eighties were wild in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
For Women and it was on what was it called.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Stan I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, great, but you can. Good luck, good luck, funny,
good good luck.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I watched the Biggest Loser docco on Netflix. Yeah, it's
called Fit for TV.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was in my diary to watch and I'm dying
to watch, and.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You messaged me about it at the end of last week.
It is so great, and it's three episodes. They're about
thirty seven minutes each, so you can smash you out
in one night. And I'd never seen a frame of
the US series Swani. Yeah, but it was so interesting.
You hear from Bob Harper, who is one of the trainers.
You hear from the two executive producers. You hear from
past contestants, the host.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hear from that angry lady Gillian.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, she's the only person that declined to participate in the.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Doco, screaming at her own shadow, is she.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, and screaming about Trump I believe.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh awesome, Yeah, great, Okay, So this show that I
watch is called The Murder of Lyn Dawson.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Okay, hallo, kel hi, guys, how are we?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Good? Tell me what you watch. I've got my pen poised.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I've been watching the summer I turn pretty on
Amazon Prime with my daughters.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, what's all that.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
It's got?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I can't remember the names, but it's it's pretty much
a group of sude belly and two brothers that have
all grown up together. And she can't choose between the
brothers pretty much. She goes back and forth and falls
in love with either either of them.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my god, this sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
People have been talking about how binge worthy this is.
Is it one where you have to you.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can't turn off? You have to watch all of the episodes?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, you do, you do. And the problem is now
it's only released on Wednesdays because we've caught up now,
so we've got to wait week by week.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But that's good too, It's good. It's good practice. Kelly.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yes, it's got the best soundtrack too.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And how old are your daughters.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
While they're seventeen?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And what is one of the songs that you liked
on the soundtrack?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Oh, they just play a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Of different Taylor Swift songs. They play. There's just really good.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Music in I mean, I mean, do you love how
I also messaged you? I watched and just like that
and suddenly I'm in love now with the Taylor Swift song.
How did it end?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's right, it's the only it's the only reason I
will allow because that's why I called you try and
leave you alone on the on the weekends and then
you said I watched and just like that, and I
just had to call you and you go and.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Why you said, do you hate yourself?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I said, to you hate Baker's Delight that for you?
Kel Hello, Laila Layla?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
What do you watching Love on the Spectrum on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is there a new season? I love Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't I'm not one hundred percent sure. I think
I'm just watching the late like whatever's out at the moment.
But yeah, because I work with kids with a disability,
I just had to watch it and as honestly the best, isn't.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It so goodeous? And there's lots of different versions. I
think that's like the Australian version obviously. I think there's
a UK version.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, I think I'm watching the US one or the
UK current light.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Delightful, Baker's Delight, mucher for you, Leila. Let's finish with
Olivia la oh Hi.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What are you watching?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm watching The Godfather of Harlem. It's a gangster kind
of ooh series and there's I don't know how long
it is, but I think I'm kind of coming towards
the end. It follows the life of Bumpy Johnson while
he was trying to make his way in Harlem during
(05:50):
the sixties.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, this is like a proper reviewer that David Stratford
passed away.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And it's Forrest Whittaker. He is Bumpy plays Bumpy Johnson.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do you know witty ker Jack? No, he's He's very
commanding on the screen, isn't he?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yes, he is. And he plays a really good role.
And it's got you know, Muhammad Ali. There's a guy
playing Muhammad Ali, and there's a guy playing Malcolm X
and he looks so much like him. So it's really good.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I recommend it sounds very cerebral. Olivia. I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I love all that I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I love a crime mafia.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Queen of the South was another one that I loved,
and that was on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Here making me feel guilty about adding Love Triangle to
my watch.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
List, Olivia, we're going to send you a Baker's Delight
voucher that's on stand by the way, The Godfather of Harlem.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Very nice, Chrissy Swan Show, Paul rudd Y slash n
actor wise. Oh, the answer is yes. I wasn't asking
a question. The answer is yes, Okay, why always? Because
he's magnificent, he's never bad, he's so watchable. He is
basically Jason Bateman version two point zero.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, great. I didn't have an opinion on him, and
now I do. That will be my opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It must be the only opinion that you can have.
Now he has been He's the he's the lead on
this article about a fragrance. The fragrance has had some
most unusual reviews, right, and it I'm not surprised because
fragrances are so I always get these mixed up subjective
(07:25):
or objective. Fragrance preference is so subjective, right, which means,
you know, in the parlance of the the the word
Smith on the Greatest Rain Spelling b which I hosted
with Grant Daniel, that means that everybody's got their own opinion.
Ry you know you can't. It's it's not one size
(07:47):
fits all. There is a fragrance called Amourage Opus X
one one one eight Silver am Opus eight Silver Ood.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And Lage is a really nice fragrance.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Brain.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm a bit of a fragrance dude, and they produce
some brilliant, beautiful fragrance.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, of course I'd never heard from it, because I'm
still on the body shop Jube, and I google it
because I thought it would be fun to just grab
a bottle and bring it in and do a little
test around the office, like does this smell like Pooh
or does it smell good to you? It's about six
seven hundred dollars a bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
We don't have that kind of cash lane around.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We'll imagine what it smells.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We will. And then I thought, well, maybe I can
get one of those little you know, the little Testory ones.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Anyway, apparently to some people it is a women magnet gorgeous,
and then to others it is revolting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Someone has compared it to dead bodies.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. And then on the same website Frantic Yeah, Old
Factory Assaults says it's her favorite fragrance of all time.
Other people say it smells like spraying ood, which is
a you know, woody nurse on roadkill and then smearing
(09:09):
and then smearing its blood on your clothes.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Someone else said. Several ladies, including the waitress, have complimented
me on my smell. It's crazy good. And then you know,
on the other side of the coin, it's that you know,
I've never seen reviews that are so positive and so negative. Yes,
(09:35):
but this is what happens with the old factories. There
is a fragrance that you can buy anywhere and has
been on salt for decades. It's called Fahrenheit. I believe
it's by Christian du All.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
When I smell it, my throat closes and my eyes water,
and it smells like the best sort of It smells
like a can. And this tint that has been slept
on for three months by somebody with very bad bo
(10:09):
that's the top, middle and low notes. Y right, it
is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Do you bring it up with the person or flag
or ask what they're wearing just to bring their attention
to it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Or no, because I know that it can't be that
can't be the fats. Not everybody smells what I smell.
My beautiful brother in law smells it, what wears it
and you know, has ever since it was released in
you know, the late nineties. I reckon it was early nineties,
and I just I have to go like that when
(10:40):
it chounds near me so that it doesn't get into
my face.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
There's actually there's another do your Fragrance that I have
that reaction to.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You've just brought my memory to it, and I used
to wear it when we work together, Do your salvage
salvage savarg savage, and I now smell it on people
and I'm like, ill, did I used to smell like that?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's reminds you of like a public toilet meets an
all male gym, all men's gym, what like.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The bottom of a gym bag and those yellow things
in a urino.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yes, that's exactly what it smells like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
My god, there's the ad campaign. Watching the livestream of
Big Brother on YouTube this weekend, there's a housemate in
there call Vincent. He had a very specific smell and
it was fragrance. Because I think you could take one
bottle of perfume in or something after shape, but that
was another one, but you just couldn't. It smelt like
(11:36):
when you live in a share house with a very
very bad house mate, and they make mac and cheese
in the microwave and leave the bowl on the sink
and then you put your nose in that bowl after
six days. Actually, that's that's what it smelt like to me.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know that exact smelt to me. Ten What fragrance
can you not stand?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
There gotta be one. There's gotta be one that just
closes you down.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
To the Chrissy Swan Shows, the Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
We're talking about fragrances that just do not fly with you.
I think it's like coriander. You know some people I
love coriander. Yeah, some people eat it and say it
tastes like soap, which I can't understand. But it's all
about the process.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And there's actual science behind that.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah. I reckon fragrance is the same. Because there is
one called amoage Opus eight silver Oodo whose reviews are
either five star or zero and five stars. You know,
oh my god, it's a woman magnet all the way
down to it smells like roadkill spread.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And people are passionate about it because it's seven.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Hundred bucks yeah for a bottle, So it's an expensive fragrance.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You're definitely have to go the Testa route.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Absolutely. I mean I want to drive to Chartie right
after this show and try it fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
When I smell it makes me, I feel like I'm
asphyxiating my body. My body rejects it so much that
I shut down my whole face because like an enemy.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
There's another one that I've thought of, aquid deparma and
men's fragrance.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's very fancy.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
It's fancy, and when I smell it on people, I'm like, oh,
you smell like a dirty airport, like working walking through
duty free.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, that is some of the greatest time.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Thirteen twenty four ten. What fragrance can you not stand?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Brookie? What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I can't stand the smell of jube.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you remember back in the day that was the
fragrance to have.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Uh yeah, back in the eighties, I believe it was
from But now.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
It just smells like squeezy old men on a dance floor.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that's because they're the only ones that currently still
wear it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
We're going to send you a double pass to the
Naked Gun only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The other thing with fragrance. I've noticed is that and
I'm guilty of it. Absolutely. I wear a fragrance that
was released in ninety five.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Angel I still love that fragrance.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love it too. Some people say it smells like
Marteine though flast pray.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
On you specifically, I don't know, because I was bloody not.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But I reckon you. Once you get one that works,
or if someone says something nice about it and it
reminds you of your heyday, yes, you'll never know. You're
never taking that off. That's why some women wear still
essay lorda white linen because you know, it was the
time they met their husband in eighteen hundred and forty.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I remember one day having to tell my mum, Babe
put the mark Jacobs Daisy away.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Really reminds me of the early two thousands. I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, And you know, makeup is the same. Women will
wear blue eyeshadow and blue eyeliner because that was what
they wore when they were hot.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Hello Heather, Hello, hell are you?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What do you get a whiff of? And just go no.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Red door?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It makes me want a puke? Has it all reminds
me of dirty old ladies in a knitting class.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Dirty old ladies? Can we talk about that, dirty old ladies?
Do you mean that they're using it to cover up
the smell of we absolutely, it's got a base note
of Wii and scoms.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I get it to the naked gun for you. Let's
finish with D Hello.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
D Hello. It's it's not Links Africa, but it was
Linx Phoenix, which my high school boyfriend used to wear
all the time and just sprayed over the top of
sweaty teenage boy smell. And I'm not sure if they
still make it anymore, but I swear my nephew, who's sixteen,
(15:53):
was wearing something very similar the other week and I
copped a wish and it just took me back to
the yead old high school days.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Do you think it's the actual fragrance that you don't
like or the undertone of school bag and pencil sharpenings
and Windfield blue be a.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Little bit of all of it, just you know, triggering,
just triggering thoughts when you smell a certain something.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Can we all also just agree that links sucks? No
links is there's not one?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, there's not one link scent Rago Links Africa, really.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
But but he's bringing out limited editions, so someone's still
buying it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh no, no, yeah you're not. Oh yeah yah see
also drive in motels, Chrissy Swan show that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Is chaboozy, chaboozy, Chrissy Cliche.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Support act for our dear sweet Jelly role. Yes now,
Karen Stamp, I actually I was surprised to hear that
he had passed away, not because of his aam his
aid seven it's a great innings. I thought that he
was already I thought he had already passed away. You
would have seen Terence Stamp in Superman and Priscilla. Yes,
(17:11):
what was his character in Priscilla? Do you know what?
I've never seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
What and you claim to be Queen of the Gays?
You fraud?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I have never claimed that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Sorry, yeah, well they need to unclaim you until you
watch that film that and you revealed you've never seen
Kylimnogu live.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I know what a fraud, absolute fraud.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But I'm whatever the opposite of an ally is.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
You're a homophobe, you hate us speaking?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Get ready for the phocals.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He plays Bernadette Priscilla.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I remember seeing the shorts. Obviously, I don't have to
see Priscilla Queen the Desert. I know I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I know I love that.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I'd like to see it with you.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, well we could do that at yours.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, let's do that. And Guy Peers, who was also
in that film Australian actor, has paid tribute with a
tweet and I'm going to find it here. It is Farewell.
Did he mean to misspell that? Farewell? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I did not even clock that. That is a great pickup.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh and there's odd initial caps and oh do you
think his I know, I'll google that. That might be it.
That might be something, because you can't be that stupid Farewell.
Dear tell you were a true inspiration, both in and
out of heels. I reckon. Terrence Stamp would have wanted
roughly the same heel that I do mine, slightly bigger. Okay,
(18:40):
We'll always have King's Canyon, King's Road and fing abba
wishing you well on your way, Ralph. Lots of in
jokes there there are.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Do you think he had an assistant? Right though?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I just don't think Guy Peace would misspell farewell fai.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
R and then have a little D and a capital T.
What's tell anyway, we'll we'll we'll look into that. We'll
look into that. She a guy was in the in
the news recently. I can't remember the years, might have
been this year, could have been last, uh, you know,
married and he was asked, who's the love of your life?
(19:19):
And he said my first girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I love that you.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, good day to be.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm gonna find that. I'm gonna know. Her name's Kate, Actually, Kate,
Kate is the love of my life. Okay, So anyway,
divorced now from from that person, let's move on to
Catherine Zeita Jones. Now Captin Zita Jones is in the news,
I think because she's in the New Wednesday thing on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, that's been everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I was thrilled to see her because no one
loves themselves more than Catherine Zita Jones, and I think
that it's really fabulous and funny to watch.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know enough about her, and I don't think
i've seen her in much. I need to go back
and do some deep diving.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Honestly, she no, don't don't go and I mean, you know,
she's a great actress. Fine that ticks all the boxes.
Don't do her on screen stuff. Go on and read
some interviews, see some you know, see some footage. She
says things like, I mean, obviously, I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world, like the big Veneers clashing, and
(20:32):
I mean she is heaven. She's her biggest fan, absolutely
and unapologetic about it. But she spoke to The Sunday
Times obviously doing suppress for this series, and she says
she's Welsh, which is an accent I can't do, so
I'll just give it a I'll sort of do it
loud and affected, which it also is. I know it
(20:55):
sounds very dread sets and I love to surround myself
with beauty because she has. The interviewer said, oh, you
know you owned four properties, two in New York, one
in Canada and one in Spain. Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I know it sounds very jet st and I love
just around myself with beauty. But it's not excessive.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's very comfortable, comfortable. It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm surprised Jack that you still have a pulse, given
that you finished and just like.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That, Swanny.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yesterday I was hungover and I was like, I just
need a show that is brain numbing.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
A whole series.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I watched four episodes. I completed the third and final season.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I just don't know how do you know what and
work with me?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
There were two or three yeps that were actually okay,
really yeah, and then the final they jumped the shark.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I haven't heard that. I can't watch it because the
idea of Rosy O'Donnell as an ex nun absolutely makes
my skin crawl.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Luckily, she was only in one or two EPs. Thank gosh.
She's coming to Australia soon. Would you like us to
get her in?
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, I've blown another interview now, haven't I?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Hey? Coming up before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Something that you and I both did on the weekend
was watch your season of Big Brother.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It was live streamed on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I was so excited and it was I didn't even
know it was going to happen, no until a friend
texted me and I was like, what is this. I
don't even know how to turn it on, turned it
on and could not turn it off.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
As addicts, we're going to enjoy some audio of it
from that season. Before four, but next Christy's Queazy thirteen
twenty four to ten if you would like a bum
bag and we'll stuff a Baker's Delight voucher in there
for you as well.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Happy Mondays, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Bumpback Time, Chrissie's Quizzy.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Step Hello, ooh.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Darren answered to suck deeath and that's hey, Steph. You
live in sort of a you know, an area with
lots of trees?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you ever see the world's most disgusting invention by God?
The paralysis tick?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Never?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
How bad?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
What's the paralysis tick?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Have you never? Don't tell him, Darren, you're from Queensland.
You know all about it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I do know all about them.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I've never actually seen them myself.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Luckily my old Corgy got one, nearly took her out
das but instead, yeah you do. I'm not gonna you
google it. You're gonna lose your mind. Okay, they can
get people to anyway. I digress. I've taken us into
the wilderness of paralysis.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
My health anxiety is good at the moment as well. Well.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Look the good news is victoria No Queensland. Yes, no,
wonder you've fled Harvey Bay. All right, guys, your names
are your buzzers. It's the best of five, meaning the
first person to get three answers correct wins the game
gets the bum bag.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Anything in it today, Jack, we can either whack in
a Baker's Delight voucher, which I think I did promise,
or a double pass to the Naked Gun to see
Pam and Liam.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
They love, they love? Is this you know stuff of dreams?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well that stephf Or does choose on this Monday?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Correct question number one? Which character a home and away
saying goodbye to this week?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yes, Darren, Ah Irene correct.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
My TikTok at the moment is only serving me every
second video is Irene clips from the show.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
How because I think.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't know what's in my algorithm, but there's just
a lot of scenes she's suffering. I think it's from Alzheimer's,
and they just they keep serving me these scenes of
her getting confused in the restaurant in Summer Bay.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do you remember I digress just for a minute, guys, Hi, Steph, Hi, Darren,
still there. It's reminiscing about a moment that I have
where my mouth. My mouth just said something that it
wasn't supposed to, which happens often on stage the Logi's presenting.
Lynn won something. I hope in way won something. The
whole cast was there, they came up, got it, and
(25:07):
then she was lingering, wouldn't get off the stage. She
was talking to somebody from the stage like, oh, yes, yes,
I love weed or whatever it is that she says. Anyway,
off the cuff, I go live in front of everybody.
I go go on, get back to the cafe. I read.
(25:27):
Remember that just came out of my mouth. How rude.
Question number two a wooden spoon is an award that
is given to an individual or team that has what
Darren Darren.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Finished last or last on the ladder.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'll give it to you, it says in front of
me that attended are total losers, but excepts.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Question number three is for the win, Steph, Hopefully you
can get this one.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Let's see he's too quick.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He's so quick, isn't he? Question three? Eleven years ago
today this hit was released. Give me the title and
the artist Daz for the win.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
What's your name Taylor Swift?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Shake it up?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, shake it off.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Good on you.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean you said shake it up. But that's okay.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
No, I didn't shake it off.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I'm sure that's what I said.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I think you did say off.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Does do you want the Baker's Delight voucher or the movie?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Pass both?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, let's go both.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Fine, you get both?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Your legend because I've got to ask you. It's like,
you know, that's like you know sorr Cinderella with the
slipper and the slipper goes around? Whose foot does it fit?
How do you know the song title? And Taylor's How
do you know?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
My wife is a big Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Okay, I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It's also like.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
And I'm just I just go along with it all
on you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's an easy song. Guess it is?
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It is it?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
She says shake it off the whole time.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She she didn't get too creative with the lyrics on
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Steph, You've got a Baker's Delight voutcher?
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sorry? That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I M yeah, you're a big loser on this Monday.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
That's okay to console yourself with savory bites the Crissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's what I was saying on Saturday, watching you, there
she goes, she.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Goes off again. I got a text message from a
few people actually going, did you know that your entire series,
every frame of it, every minute of it in sequence,
is being played live on YouTube? And I've never seen it?
Well how could I?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I thought, maybe just given it's been what over it's
been twenty two years or something three years, I thought
perhaps for like a segment on the Circle, you would
have had to have watched someone for some radio promotion.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I've seen snippets, but never in but never the episode
because I was locked away in dreamwork for three months,
three months, Jack, That's how long those shows were back then,
three months.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So I sort of turned it on, thinking, oh'll have
a little look, see what my eyebrows are doing twenty
three years ago, and I was absolutely hooked.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
It was such a fantastic show. Yeah, and it's weird,
like we often. I think we've spoken about this on
air before. I remember in two thousand and three, I
was in Grade one and I remember tuning into the
third last episode of your season and I wow, watched
the finale with you in Reggie, but I'd never seen
the sort of middle of that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Day to day because people don't realize there's nothing like
it now. Twenty three years ago, Big Brother was the
biggest thing in the country. Everybody watched it. I think
it was on four or five nights a week. What's
on that news is the only other show that's on
four or five nights a week. Yes, And then there
was a weekend of Viction, there was up late shows,
(28:55):
there was add on shows where the evictor would turn up.
I mean, it was massive, massive phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Really, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And before we get to the scene or an episode
that I want to talk about, just an appreciation post
for Gretel Colleen.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's my takeaway from the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What an unbelievable host.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
It was a master cast because in a great irony
watching her on the screen with me twenty three years ago.
H it's a TV radio writer, broadcaster, veteran with twenty
years experience and a girl from Southierra with a cat
right there, the two people there. Now, I've actually been
(29:37):
doing it as long as she had has, but yeah,
had then and to watch her warmth and like she
was so articulate, so on the ball, I could recognize
what was going on behind the scenes. She's doing all
of that with a voice in her ear. It does
(29:59):
not register. She's in control. Everybody felt like she loved them. Yep,
I mean it was. I was blown away by that.
Professionally watching her.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I was too that you could see her producing as
she presented. And there's a moment where she crosses the
house and Saxson makes a gag to her off the fly.
You can tell he wasn't meant to be speaking classic
Saxon and it was live.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It was live. And the way she.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Came back at him with such wit, I was like,
you wow, magic magic, But the real magic was in
the kitchen in an episode where you went head to
head with Ben.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Now, can you just give us a little bit of
the reason as to why this.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh okay, I'll give you another indication that we cannot
understand the concept of the size of Big Brother back here.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So the episodes went from maybe seven thirty six thirty
to seven thirty every night daily ones with Mike Goldman
going It's day forty four. Right. This fight that I
had with Ben, because I was sticking up for other people,
he never had the balls to take me on. But
everybody that he picked on was weaker than him and
(31:09):
was scared, but I wasn't, so I had to stand
up for him and I had enough is enough. When
that was unfolding, it was an episode was going to
where everyone was watching it from the day before, the
live feed. The crew, the director Peter Abbott, was watching
(31:31):
this fight unfold at about the time that the time
slot was on Channel ten. So what they did was
they killed whatever show was on after Big Brother and
I think it was like three men in a what's
(31:51):
that men?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Men?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
There's one of them and they just said, something's happening
in the Big Brother House. We're going live.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
So they cut to the day present today a.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Live feed of the fight to air that is as
it was happening.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Well, it did feel unedited in long form rewatching it
on Saturday. We're going to play a song and listen
to some of the fight after because it's just I
just love it so much.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Way they did that back then, like it was so.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Big, you could not do that.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It would not happen now, an unedited fight between Chrissy
and Ben. It feels like we're back in two thousand
and three.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Swan Show then Senta is odd to say. I started
up all night Saturday'm not watching myself on television.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Crazy is coming.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I'm here purely to listen to this audio. It was iconic.
It was one of the great pop culture moments in
Australian television history. And what you were saying about Gretel Colleen,
what an incredible.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Host, incredible turn out of ten.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
I learned so much from just watching her, love and
a very omelchen. She's gonna do a wonderful.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Job, absolutely, and I think that's why the Big brother
Au YouTube accounty is doing these live streams to sort
of encourage people to register for the show.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You know what, my daughter peg twelve years old watching it.
They've never seen it before, They've never seen such long
form reality ever. And she's watching it. Yes, I mean
I wasn't in it every episode and that wasn't why
she I mean she wasn't watching it for me. She
watched to watch it. She asked for more. Can we
turn that live feed on again? I said, you realize
(33:30):
that Big Brothers coming back and the same people end
the Mole are behind it on the same network as
Channel ten. It is going to be great, and she's like, oh,
I'm gonna love it. I love this, I love this,
I love this whole idea peg.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
She's on, She's on, she switched on.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Now we need to enjoy this fight quickly. Set the
scene for a Swanie and I. Usually in radio, as
you guys know, we play grabs that are like twenty
to thirty seconds, and I've got two fifty five second
grabs to enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh my god, ionic, iconic, iconic.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I could not cut this fight down. We have to
enjoy it absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
This is the moment that I'm that I'm asked about
the most, more than anything I've ever done on television
or radio. This is the moment that people weirdly weirdly
no and not a grass vein spelling be either. I
love the way, can I tell you just as a side,
(34:24):
no one's ever mentioned it was like it didn't happen
like that, like didn't have it, no one's mentioned it ever. Anyway,
I went and got a click and a director boot
and the guy comes down and I put my boot
up and I get out and he goes to Johnson
help with that, And I said, I would really love that.
Thank you. It looks to me and he goes, you're
on my greatest trains. What anyway, So this is the
(34:50):
moment where we're all in the house. There was one
of the housemates called ben Archbold. He's an ex cop.
He's now a lawyer, you know, very you know, I
don't want to use the word. I don't want to
use the word, but you know, very clever, I guess. Anyway.
He was an agitator and you know, would pick on
(35:11):
people and just cause problems. Never cause problem with me
to chicken, but he would work out you know who,
he could manipulate and pick off it and do it
just for fun. And they were too scared to say anything.
I watched it happening, and I'm like, oh my god,
I'm going to have to say something, say something unbeknownst
(35:31):
to me in the real world on the other side
of the screen at that time, you know, two three
million people watching the show, huge screaming at the television, going,
who is going to say something? One of you idiots
say something? So I must have just hurt and I
(35:54):
delivered this.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
It's so cowardly bent to throw something up and everyone
up and then just just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And just when everyone's really.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Go oh, I'm not discussing it. I'm not answering.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Any more questions.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Oh so that's absolutely it's such a cowardly, stupid thing
to do to entertain your Yeah, and that's this is
what I'm saying, to entertain yourself. All week long, people
are saying and saying mean things about other people just
for your own entertainment.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
Okay, so it's a week long problem you want to
address now, not the one comment.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why didn't address it?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Price?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What he's doing? How could no? I'm not too famous.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I've ben's quite clear. I've said maybe five words to you.
It's been a better week.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
For me standing ovation. Christie Swan incredible.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Also, he just didn't listen to you, Swany. You can
tell halfway through he's kept going back. So it's an
all week long issue.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Knows be like a police thing that they teach you,
you know, to kind of throw you off the scent
talking about something. He'll pick something unrelated and try and
get you off the anyway around. Apparently that was the
moment that was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, I remember this chick's it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's very annoying when you hate someone in the Telly screen.
You say anything as a viewer, and then someone says
it for you, go yes.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
And you weren't told by producers or big brother to
go him? Were you?
Speaker 9 (37:31):
You?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Just eventually we thought that everyone had gone home.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
And you're much more eloquent than me when we did
reality TV show together, because I just threatened to chop mercuse.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Let's go clicking Chrissy's clicks. You know. I was driving
into work today and I thought, why do I feel
so optimistic? Said, I'm like, I've got that feeling like
I'm going on a holiday and I am not not
booked any holidays, nothing coming. And I realized that I
(38:07):
I've got an album coming and that is as good
as a holiday. October third, Taylor Swift announced last week
releasing Yeah, She's releasing a new album, And just like
I normally do with holidays, we have forty six days
until TS twelve.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
That's very exciting for six days. I'm excited about this one.
I really can't wait. It's going to be filled with
absolute dance pop hits.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
She fills every day with joy and optimism for me,
she does.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Now there's a new Easter Egg there is.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
A new easter egg on that podcast with the Gronks Gronking. God,
I love that Gronks Gronking.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
You taught me a wonderful works.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It round here is Brothers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Our beautiful friend Tom has just come back from Europe
and he's only heard that for the first time.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Tom, we decided that we're calling the Kelsey Brothers gronks.
Now they're gronks, and then Scarta created a special song
for them.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, so that's what that is, just so you know.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We're going to send it to them on the Gronks Gronking. Anyway,
this is what she said. It is an easter egg
I want. I'm gonna I'm going to give you what
what it is first and then play the audio so
you can hear it. Coming Super Bowls coming up halftime
entertainment is the biggest gig in the world for only
the biggest acts. She hasn't done it yet, so I
(39:27):
would says it's the sixtieth Super Bowl. That's all you
need to know. And there is a bread reference and
I haven't got my glasses on.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So the mascot for where.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yes, the mascot for the is for the.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
The San Francisco forty nine ers is sourdo Sam? Sure,
it's we will enjoy the audio.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Sarado's taken over my life in a huge way. I'm
really talking about bread. Uh sixty percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Bang's absolutely performing, he.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Is, And why wouldn't she? She just blow the cobwebs
and frankly get those costumes altered slightly, but she wore
on the mirrors to her.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
This album's perfect for super Bowl, too swany, because it's
going to be a Max Martin sort of nigger pop.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah album, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Like I don't need it. I don't want to see
her at the super Bowl singing folklore.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
What I want to Oh no, she wouldn't. There'll be
part of techniques, just like John bon Jovi loves. What
year is it? I mean, what date is it going
to be on?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Let me google that.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's very because there's nothing on this article. I'm like,
what is going on? Eight? We'll see the album will
be old by then.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
No, but it will still be enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I reckon. She may do one or two songs from
that album, but the rest of it's going to be
you know, are you ready for it?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Reputation, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Now, Swany.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
We enjoyed the first part of your fight with Ben
just before the ads three forty. The second part I
love the most. I'm going to play it really quickly now.
And just the way you use the word idiot at
the end of this fight, I love if you're not
sure what we're talking about, Cristy. Season of Big Brother
streamed live on YouTube over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
And there's gonna be another installment next Friday. Great, yeah, yeah,
the rest of the series.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
And we got to enjoy this famous fight with then
Reculas Eve joy her up next.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Enjoy this.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Oh it's so infantile.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
You weight to onetulations.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm really you should be really proud of yourself. You
just stirred everyone up. You've upset Joe, You've upset Leah.
Yeah no, that would be Leah that I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
You've upset me, and I'm talking about Leah. She's not dead,
she's still alive.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Okay, So you've upset all these people, and I just
I can't see the point in that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I don't know why we.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Can't just all get along.
Speaker 9 (41:55):
And where where the joy is in stirring up trouble
for the for the point of staring up. Trumb raised
it when the trouble was stirred because you're too aggressive.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Sitting on.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You're sitting on, all right, sitting.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
On, No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Do you
Hi there, Welcome to you Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good afternoon. How was your weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm feeling very relaxed because I actively rest it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
My daughter says that that's a what do you call it?
You know, cancels each other out. You can't actively rest,
but I showed her how to do it. Yeah. I
watched television. I made some candles, I blended some essential oils.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We even facetimed yesterday and I could tell the vibe
in the house was chill.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Could you It was really really nice. I did watch
a few bits and bobs, and I want to know
from you. Thirteen twenty four ten say good a. We've
got a little bumper crop prizes for you. But what
did you watch? I just think it is the most
useful question. What are you watching? I watched a true
crime four part documentary on based on that Teacher's Pet podcast.
(00:55):
It's local and fabulous and it was a lot more
distressing that I than I imagined, which was excellent. You
can find that on stan. Also, you won't get a
prize unless you tell us what you're watching and where
to find it, because I'm not googling.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And the streamer, No, I agree with you. I watched
your season of Big Brother on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my god, there was a live stream on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We will be talking about that after three o'clock. But
I also watched The Biggest Loser Netflix dot.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh, oh my god, I'm dying to watch that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll tell you about it next next to.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Many kids at home. I don't want that poison in
their heads.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, that's smart, that's smart. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
What did you watch? We'll give you a Baker's Delight voucher.
You can get a Monday afternoon snack on the way home.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The Chrissy Swan Show. What did you watch on the weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Chrissy say today?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, what's the first question we asked each other when
we caught up before the streamers? Literally, first question is
not how are you how the kids? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why don't you hear that way? What's wrong with your notes?
It is watching? Yes, it's the most eagerly anticipated question.
I watched true crime documentary. She'd have looked up what
it was called, but it's on Stan and it's about
that man that did away with his wife and nobody
(02:14):
asked any questions. The eighties were wild in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
For Women and it was on what was it called.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Stan I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, great, but you can. Good luck, good luck, funny,
good good luck.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I watched the Biggest Loser docco on Netflix. Yeah, it's
called Fit for TV.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was in my diary to watch and I'm dying
to watch, and.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You messaged me about it at the end of last week.
It is so great, and it's three episodes. They're about
thirty seven minutes each, so you can smash you out
in one night. And I'd never seen a frame of
the US series Swani. Yeah, but it was so interesting.
You hear from Bob Harper, who is one of the trainers.
You hear from the two executive producers. You hear from
past contestants, the host.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hear from that angry lady Gillian.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, she's the only person that declined to participate in the.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Doco, screaming at her own shadow, is she.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, and screaming about Trump I believe.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh awesome, Yeah, great, Okay, So this show that I
watch is called The Murder of Lyn Dawson.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Okay, hallo, kel hi, guys, how are we?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Good? Tell me what you watch. I've got my pen poised.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I've been watching the summer I turn pretty on
Amazon Prime with my daughters.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, what's all that.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
It's got?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I can't remember the names, but it's it's pretty much
a group of sude belly and two brothers that have
all grown up together. And she can't choose between the
brothers pretty much. She goes back and forth and falls
in love with either either of them.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my god, this sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
People have been talking about how binge worthy this is.
Is it one where you have to you.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can't turn off? You have to watch all of the episodes?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, you do, you do. And the problem is now
it's only released on Wednesdays because we've caught up now,
so we've got to wait week by week.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But that's good too, It's good. It's good practice. Kelly.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yes, it's got the best soundtrack too.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And how old are your daughters.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
While they're seventeen?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And what is one of the songs that you liked
on the soundtrack?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Oh, they just play a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Of different Taylor Swift songs. They play. There's just really good.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Music in I mean, I mean, do you love how
I also messaged you? I watched and just like that
and suddenly I'm in love now with the Taylor Swift song.
How did it end?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's right, it's the only it's the only reason I
will allow because that's why I called you try and
leave you alone on the on the weekends and then
you said I watched and just like that, and I
just had to call you and you go and.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Why you said, do you hate yourself?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I said, to you hate Baker's Delight that for you?
Kel Hello, Laila Layla?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
What do you watching Love on the Spectrum on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is there a new season? I love Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't I'm not one hundred percent sure. I think
I'm just watching the late like whatever's out at the moment.
But yeah, because I work with kids with a disability,
I just had to watch it and as honestly the best, isn't.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It so goodeous? And there's lots of different versions. I
think that's like the Australian version obviously. I think there's
a UK version.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, I think I'm watching the US one or the
UK current light.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Delightful, Baker's Delight, mucher for you, Leila. Let's finish with
Olivia la oh Hi.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What are you watching?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm watching The Godfather of Harlem. It's a gangster kind
of ooh series and there's I don't know how long
it is, but I think I'm kind of coming towards
the end. It follows the life of Bumpy Johnson while
he was trying to make his way in Harlem during
(05:50):
the sixties.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, this is like a proper reviewer that David Stratford
passed away.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And it's Forrest Whittaker. He is Bumpy plays Bumpy Johnson.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do you know witty ker Jack? No, he's He's very
commanding on the screen, isn't he?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yes, he is. And he plays a really good role.
And it's got you know, Muhammad Ali. There's a guy
playing Muhammad Ali, and there's a guy playing Malcolm X
and he looks so much like him. So it's really good.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I recommend it sounds very cerebral. Olivia. I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I love all that I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I love a crime mafia.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Queen of the South was another one that I loved,
and that was on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Here making me feel guilty about adding Love Triangle to
my watch.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
List, Olivia, we're going to send you a Baker's Delight
voucher that's on stand by the way, The Godfather of Harlem.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Very nice, Chrissy Swan Show, Paul rudd Y slash n
actor wise. Oh, the answer is yes. I wasn't asking
a question. The answer is yes, Okay, why always? Because
he's magnificent, he's never bad, he's so watchable. He is
basically Jason Bateman version two point zero.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, great. I didn't have an opinion on him, and
now I do. That will be my opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It must be the only opinion that you can have.
Now he has been He's the he's the lead on
this article about a fragrance. The fragrance has had some
most unusual reviews, right, and it I'm not surprised because
fragrances are so I always get these mixed up subjective
(07:25):
or objective. Fragrance preference is so subjective, right, which means,
you know, in the parlance of the the the word
Smith on the Greatest Rain Spelling b which I hosted
with Grant Daniel, that means that everybody's got their own opinion.
Ry you know you can't. It's it's not one size
(07:47):
fits all. There is a fragrance called Amourage Opus X
one one one eight Silver am Opus eight Silver Ood.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And Lage is a really nice fragrance.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Brain.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm a bit of a fragrance dude, and they produce
some brilliant, beautiful fragrance.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, of course I'd never heard from it, because I'm
still on the body shop Jube, and I google it
because I thought it would be fun to just grab
a bottle and bring it in and do a little
test around the office, like does this smell like Pooh
or does it smell good to you? It's about six
seven hundred dollars a bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
We don't have that kind of cash lane around.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We'll imagine what it smells.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We will. And then I thought, well, maybe I can
get one of those little you know, the little Testory ones.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Anyway, apparently to some people it is a women magnet gorgeous,
and then to others it is revolting.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Someone has compared it to dead bodies.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. And then on the same website Frantic Yeah, Old
Factory Assaults says it's her favorite fragrance of all time.
Other people say it smells like spraying ood, which is
a you know, woody nurse on roadkill and then smearing
(09:09):
and then smearing its blood on your clothes.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Someone else said. Several ladies, including the waitress, have complimented
me on my smell. It's crazy good. And then you know,
on the other side of the coin, it's that you know,
I've never seen reviews that are so positive and so negative. Yes,
(09:35):
but this is what happens with the old factories. There
is a fragrance that you can buy anywhere and has
been on salt for decades. It's called Fahrenheit. I believe
it's by Christian du All.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
When I smell it, my throat closes and my eyes water,
and it smells like the best sort of It smells
like a can. And this tint that has been slept
on for three months by somebody with very bad bo
(10:09):
that's the top, middle and low notes. Y right, it
is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Do you bring it up with the person or flag
or ask what they're wearing just to bring their attention
to it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Or no, because I know that it can't be that
can't be the fats. Not everybody smells what I smell.
My beautiful brother in law smells it, what wears it
and you know, has ever since it was released in
you know, the late nineties. I reckon it was early nineties,
and I just I have to go like that when
(10:40):
it chounds near me so that it doesn't get into
my face.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
There's actually there's another do your Fragrance that I have
that reaction to.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You've just brought my memory to it, and I used
to wear it when we work together, Do your salvage
salvage savarg savage, and I now smell it on people
and I'm like, ill, did I used to smell like that?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's reminds you of like a public toilet meets an
all male gym, all men's gym, what like.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The bottom of a gym bag and those yellow things
in a urino.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yes, that's exactly what it smells like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
My god, there's the ad campaign. Watching the livestream of
Big Brother on YouTube this weekend, there's a housemate in
there call Vincent. He had a very specific smell and
it was fragrance. Because I think you could take one
bottle of perfume in or something after shape, but that
was another one, but you just couldn't. It smelt like
(11:36):
when you live in a share house with a very
very bad house mate, and they make mac and cheese
in the microwave and leave the bowl on the sink
and then you put your nose in that bowl after
six days. Actually, that's that's what it smelt like to me.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know that exact smelt to me. Ten What fragrance
can you not stand?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
There gotta be one. There's gotta be one that just
closes you down.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
To the Chrissy Swan Shows, the Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
We're talking about fragrances that just do not fly with you.
I think it's like coriander. You know some people I
love coriander. Yeah, some people eat it and say it
tastes like soap, which I can't understand. But it's all
about the process.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And there's actual science behind that.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah. I reckon fragrance is the same. Because there is
one called amoage Opus eight silver Oodo whose reviews are
either five star or zero and five stars. You know,
oh my god, it's a woman magnet all the way
down to it smells like roadkill spread.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And people are passionate about it because it's seven.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Hundred bucks yeah for a bottle, So it's an expensive fragrance.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You're definitely have to go the Testa route.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Absolutely. I mean I want to drive to Chartie right
after this show and try it fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
When I smell it makes me, I feel like I'm
asphyxiating my body. My body rejects it so much that
I shut down my whole face because like an enemy.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
There's another one that I've thought of, aquid deparma and
men's fragrance.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's very fancy.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
It's fancy, and when I smell it on people, I'm like, oh,
you smell like a dirty airport, like working walking through
duty free.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, that is some of the greatest time.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Thirteen twenty four ten. What fragrance can you not stand?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Brookie? What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I can't stand the smell of jube.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you remember back in the day that was the
fragrance to have.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Uh yeah, back in the eighties, I believe it was
from But now.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
It just smells like squeezy old men on a dance floor.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that's because they're the only ones that currently still
wear it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
We're going to send you a double pass to the
Naked Gun only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The other thing with fragrance. I've noticed is that and
I'm guilty of it. Absolutely. I wear a fragrance that
was released in ninety five.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Angel I still love that fragrance.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love it too. Some people say it smells like
Marteine though flast pray.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
On you specifically, I don't know, because I was bloody not.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But I reckon you. Once you get one that works,
or if someone says something nice about it and it
reminds you of your heyday, yes, you'll never know. You're
never taking that off. That's why some women wear still
essay lorda white linen because you know, it was the
time they met their husband in eighteen hundred and forty.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I remember one day having to tell my mum, Babe
put the mark Jacobs Daisy away.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Really reminds me of the early two thousands. I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, And you know, makeup is the same. Women will
wear blue eyeshadow and blue eyeliner because that was what
they wore when they were hot.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Hello Heather, Hello, hell are you?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What do you get a whiff of? And just go no.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Red door?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It makes me want a puke? Has it all reminds
me of dirty old ladies in a knitting class.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Dirty old ladies? Can we talk about that, dirty old ladies?
Do you mean that they're using it to cover up
the smell of we absolutely, it's got a base note
of Wii and scoms.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I get it to the naked gun for you. Let's
finish with D Hello.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
D Hello. It's it's not Links Africa, but it was
Linx Phoenix, which my high school boyfriend used to wear
all the time and just sprayed over the top of
sweaty teenage boy smell. And I'm not sure if they
still make it anymore, but I swear my nephew, who's sixteen,
(15:53):
was wearing something very similar the other week and I
copped a wish and it just took me back to
the yead old high school days.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Do you think it's the actual fragrance that you don't
like or the undertone of school bag and pencil sharpenings
and Windfield blue be a.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Little bit of all of it, just you know, triggering,
just triggering thoughts when you smell a certain something.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Can we all also just agree that links sucks? No
links is there's not one?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, there's not one link scent Rago Links Africa, really.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
But but he's bringing out limited editions, so someone's still
buying it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh no, no, yeah you're not. Oh yeah yah see
also drive in motels, Chrissy Swan show that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Is chaboozy, chaboozy, Chrissy Cliche.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Support act for our dear sweet Jelly role. Yes now,
Karen Stamp, I actually I was surprised to hear that
he had passed away, not because of his aam his
aid seven it's a great innings. I thought that he
was already I thought he had already passed away. You
would have seen Terence Stamp in Superman and Priscilla. Yes,
(17:11):
what was his character in Priscilla? Do you know what?
I've never seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
What and you claim to be Queen of the Gays?
You fraud?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I have never claimed that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Sorry, yeah, well they need to unclaim you until you
watch that film that and you revealed you've never seen
Kylimnogu live.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I know what a fraud, absolute fraud.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But I'm whatever the opposite of an ally is.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
You're a homophobe, you hate us speaking?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Get ready for the phocals.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He plays Bernadette Priscilla.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I remember seeing the shorts. Obviously, I don't have to
see Priscilla Queen the Desert. I know I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I know I love that.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You have to see it.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I'd like to see it with you.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, well we could do that at yours.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, let's do that. And Guy Peers, who was also
in that film Australian actor, has paid tribute with a
tweet and I'm going to find it here. It is Farewell.
Did he mean to misspell that? Farewell? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I did not even clock that. That is a great pickup.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh and there's odd initial caps and oh do you
think his I know, I'll google that. That might be it.
That might be something, because you can't be that stupid Farewell.
Dear tell you were a true inspiration, both in and
out of heels. I reckon. Terrence Stamp would have wanted
roughly the same heel that I do mine, slightly bigger. Okay,
(18:40):
We'll always have King's Canyon, King's Road and fing abba
wishing you well on your way, Ralph. Lots of in
jokes there there are.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Do you think he had an assistant? Right though?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I just don't think Guy Peace would misspell farewell fai.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
R and then have a little D and a capital T.
What's tell anyway, we'll we'll we'll look into that. We'll
look into that. She a guy was in the in
the news recently. I can't remember the years, might have
been this year, could have been last, uh, you know,
married and he was asked, who's the love of your life?
(19:19):
And he said my first girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I love that you.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, good day to be.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm gonna find that. I'm gonna know. Her name's Kate, Actually, Kate,
Kate is the love of my life. Okay, So anyway,
divorced now from from that person, let's move on to
Catherine Zeita Jones. Now Captin Zita Jones is in the news,
I think because she's in the New Wednesday thing on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, that's been everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I was thrilled to see her because no one
loves themselves more than Catherine Zita Jones, and I think
that it's really fabulous and funny to watch.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know enough about her, and I don't think
i've seen her in much. I need to go back
and do some deep diving.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Honestly, she no, don't don't go and I mean, you know,
she's a great actress. Fine that ticks all the boxes.
Don't do her on screen stuff. Go on and read
some interviews, see some you know, see some footage. She
says things like, I mean, obviously, I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world, like the big Veneers clashing, and
(20:32):
I mean she is heaven. She's her biggest fan, absolutely
and unapologetic about it. But she spoke to The Sunday
Times obviously doing suppress for this series, and she says
she's Welsh, which is an accent I can't do, so
I'll just give it a I'll sort of do it
loud and affected, which it also is. I know it
(20:55):
sounds very dread sets and I love to surround myself
with beauty because she has. The interviewer said, oh, you
know you owned four properties, two in New York, one
in Canada and one in Spain. Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I know it sounds very jet st and I love
just around myself with beauty. But it's not excessive.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's very comfortable, comfortable. It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm surprised Jack that you still have a pulse, given
that you finished and just like.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That, Swanny.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yesterday I was hungover and I was like, I just
need a show that is brain numbing.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
A whole series.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I watched four episodes. I completed the third and final season.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I just don't know how do you know what and
work with me?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
There were two or three yeps that were actually okay,
really yeah, and then the final they jumped the shark.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I haven't heard that. I can't watch it because the
idea of Rosy O'Donnell as an ex nun absolutely makes
my skin crawl.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Luckily, she was only in one or two EPs. Thank gosh.
She's coming to Australia soon. Would you like us to
get her in?
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, I've blown another interview now, haven't I?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Hey? Coming up before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Something that you and I both did on the weekend
was watch your season of Big Brother.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It was live streamed on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I was so excited and it was I didn't even
know it was going to happen, no until a friend
texted me and I was like, what is this. I
don't even know how to turn it on, turned it
on and could not turn it off.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
As addicts, we're going to enjoy some audio of it
from that season. Before four, but next Christy's Queazy thirteen
twenty four to ten if you would like a bum
bag and we'll stuff a Baker's Delight voucher in there
for you as well.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Happy Mondays, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Bumpback Time, Chrissie's Quizzy.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Step Hello, ooh.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Darren answered to suck deeath and that's hey, Steph. You
live in sort of a you know, an area with
lots of trees?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you ever see the world's most disgusting invention by God?
The paralysis tick?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Never?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
How bad?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
What's the paralysis tick?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Have you never? Don't tell him, Darren, you're from Queensland.
You know all about it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I do know all about them.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I've never actually seen them myself.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Luckily my old Corgy got one, nearly took her out
das but instead, yeah you do. I'm not gonna you
google it. You're gonna lose your mind. Okay, they can
get people to anyway. I digress. I've taken us into
the wilderness of paralysis.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
My health anxiety is good at the moment as well. Well.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Look the good news is victoria No Queensland. Yes, no,
wonder you've fled Harvey Bay. All right, guys, your names
are your buzzers. It's the best of five, meaning the
first person to get three answers correct wins the game
gets the bum bag.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Anything in it today, Jack, we can either whack in
a Baker's Delight voucher, which I think I did promise,
or a double pass to the Naked Gun to see
Pam and Liam.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
They love, they love? Is this you know stuff of dreams?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well that stephf Or does choose on this Monday?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Correct question number one? Which character a home and away
saying goodbye to this week?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yes, Darren, Ah Irene correct.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
My TikTok at the moment is only serving me every
second video is Irene clips from the show.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
How because I think.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't know what's in my algorithm, but there's just
a lot of scenes she's suffering. I think it's from Alzheimer's,
and they just they keep serving me these scenes of
her getting confused in the restaurant in Summer Bay.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do you remember I digress just for a minute, guys, Hi, Steph, Hi, Darren,
still there. It's reminiscing about a moment that I have
where my mouth. My mouth just said something that it
wasn't supposed to, which happens often on stage the Logi's presenting.
Lynn won something. I hope in way won something. The
whole cast was there, they came up, got it, and
(25:07):
then she was lingering, wouldn't get off the stage. She
was talking to somebody from the stage like, oh, yes, yes,
I love weed or whatever it is that she says. Anyway,
off the cuff, I go live in front of everybody.
I go go on, get back to the cafe. I read.
(25:27):
Remember that just came out of my mouth. How rude.
Question number two a wooden spoon is an award that
is given to an individual or team that has what
Darren Darren.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Finished last or last on the ladder.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'll give it to you, it says in front of
me that attended are total losers, but excepts.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Question number three is for the win, Steph, Hopefully you
can get this one.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Let's see he's too quick.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He's so quick, isn't he? Question three? Eleven years ago
today this hit was released. Give me the title and
the artist Daz for the win.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
What's your name Taylor Swift?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Shake it up?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, shake it off.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Good on you.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean you said shake it up. But that's okay.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
No, I didn't shake it off.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I'm sure that's what I said.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I think you did say off.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Does do you want the Baker's Delight voucher or the movie?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Pass both?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, let's go both.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Fine, you get both?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Your legend because I've got to ask you. It's like,
you know, that's like you know sorr Cinderella with the
slipper and the slipper goes around? Whose foot does it fit?
How do you know the song title? And Taylor's How
do you know?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
My wife is a big Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Okay, I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It's also like.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
And I'm just I just go along with it all
on you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's an easy song. Guess it is?
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It is it?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
She says shake it off the whole time.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She she didn't get too creative with the lyrics on
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Steph, You've got a Baker's Delight voutcher?
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sorry? That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I M yeah, you're a big loser on this Monday.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
That's okay to console yourself with savory bites the Crissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's what I was saying on Saturday, watching you, there
she goes, she.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Goes off again. I got a text message from a
few people actually going, did you know that your entire series,
every frame of it, every minute of it in sequence,
is being played live on YouTube? And I've never seen it?
Well how could I?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I thought, maybe just given it's been what over it's
been twenty two years or something three years, I thought
perhaps for like a segment on the Circle, you would
have had to have watched someone for some radio promotion.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I've seen snippets, but never in but never the episode
because I was locked away in dreamwork for three months,
three months, Jack, That's how long those shows were back then,
three months.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So I sort of turned it on, thinking, oh'll have
a little look, see what my eyebrows are doing twenty
three years ago, and I was absolutely hooked.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
It was such a fantastic show. Yeah, and it's weird,
like we often. I think we've spoken about this on
air before. I remember in two thousand and three, I
was in Grade one and I remember tuning into the
third last episode of your season and I wow, watched
the finale with you in Reggie, but I'd never seen
the sort of middle of that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Day to day because people don't realize there's nothing like
it now. Twenty three years ago, Big Brother was the
biggest thing in the country. Everybody watched it. I think
it was on four or five nights a week. What's
on that news is the only other show that's on
four or five nights a week. Yes, And then there
was a weekend of Viction, there was up late shows,
(28:55):
there was add on shows where the evictor would turn up.
I mean, it was massive, massive phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Really, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And before we get to the scene or an episode
that I want to talk about, just an appreciation post
for Gretel Colleen.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's my takeaway from the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What an unbelievable host.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
It was a master cast because in a great irony
watching her on the screen with me twenty three years ago.
H it's a TV radio writer, broadcaster, veteran with twenty
years experience and a girl from Southierra with a cat
right there, the two people there. Now, I've actually been
(29:37):
doing it as long as she had has, but yeah,
had then and to watch her warmth and like she
was so articulate, so on the ball, I could recognize
what was going on behind the scenes. She's doing all
of that with a voice in her ear. It does
(29:59):
not register. She's in control. Everybody felt like she loved them. Yep,
I mean it was. I was blown away by that.
Professionally watching her.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I was too that you could see her producing as
she presented. And there's a moment where she crosses the
house and Saxson makes a gag to her off the fly.
You can tell he wasn't meant to be speaking classic
Saxon and it was live.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It was live. And the way she.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Came back at him with such wit, I was like,
you wow, magic magic, But the real magic was in
the kitchen in an episode where you went head to
head with Ben.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Now, can you just give us a little bit of
the reason as to why this.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh okay, I'll give you another indication that we cannot
understand the concept of the size of Big Brother back here.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So the episodes went from maybe seven thirty six thirty
to seven thirty every night daily ones with Mike Goldman
going It's day forty four. Right. This fight that I
had with Ben, because I was sticking up for other people,
he never had the balls to take me on. But
everybody that he picked on was weaker than him and
(31:09):
was scared, but I wasn't, so I had to stand
up for him and I had enough is enough. When
that was unfolding, it was an episode was going to
where everyone was watching it from the day before, the
live feed. The crew, the director Peter Abbott, was watching
(31:31):
this fight unfold at about the time that the time
slot was on Channel ten. So what they did was
they killed whatever show was on after Big Brother and
I think it was like three men in a what's
(31:51):
that men?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Men?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
There's one of them and they just said, something's happening
in the Big Brother House. We're going live.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
So they cut to the day present today a.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Live feed of the fight to air that is as
it was happening.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Well, it did feel unedited in long form rewatching it
on Saturday. We're going to play a song and listen
to some of the fight after because it's just I
just love it so much.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Way they did that back then, like it was so.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Big, you could not do that.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It would not happen now, an unedited fight between Chrissy
and Ben. It feels like we're back in two thousand
and three.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Swan Show then Senta is odd to say. I started
up all night Saturday'm not watching myself on television.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Crazy is coming.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I'm here purely to listen to this audio. It was iconic.
It was one of the great pop culture moments in
Australian television history. And what you were saying about Gretel Colleen,
what an incredible.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Host, incredible turn out of ten.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
I learned so much from just watching her, love and
a very omelchen. She's gonna do a wonderful.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Job, absolutely, and I think that's why the Big brother
Au YouTube accounty is doing these live streams to sort
of encourage people to register for the show.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You know what, my daughter peg twelve years old watching it.
They've never seen it before, They've never seen such long
form reality ever. And she's watching it. Yes, I mean
I wasn't in it every episode and that wasn't why
she I mean she wasn't watching it for me. She
watched to watch it. She asked for more. Can we
turn that live feed on again? I said, you realize
(33:30):
that Big Brothers coming back and the same people end
the Mole are behind it on the same network as
Channel ten. It is going to be great, and she's like, oh,
I'm gonna love it. I love this, I love this,
I love this whole idea peg.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
She's on, She's on, she switched on.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Now we need to enjoy this fight quickly. Set the
scene for a Swanie and I. Usually in radio, as
you guys know, we play grabs that are like twenty
to thirty seconds, and I've got two fifty five second
grabs to enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh my god, ionic, iconic, iconic.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I could not cut this fight down. We have to
enjoy it absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
This is the moment that I'm that I'm asked about
the most, more than anything I've ever done on television
or radio. This is the moment that people weirdly weirdly
no and not a grass vein spelling be either. I
love the way, can I tell you just as a side,
(34:24):
no one's ever mentioned it was like it didn't happen
like that, like didn't have it, no one's mentioned it ever. Anyway,
I went and got a click and a director boot
and the guy comes down and I put my boot
up and I get out and he goes to Johnson
help with that, And I said, I would really love that.
Thank you. It looks to me and he goes, you're
on my greatest trains. What anyway, So this is the
(34:50):
moment where we're all in the house. There was one
of the housemates called ben Archbold. He's an ex cop.
He's now a lawyer, you know, very you know, I
don't want to use the word. I don't want to
use the word, but you know, very clever, I guess. Anyway.
He was an agitator and you know, would pick on
(35:11):
people and just cause problems. Never cause problem with me
to chicken, but he would work out you know who,
he could manipulate and pick off it and do it
just for fun. And they were too scared to say anything.
I watched it happening, and I'm like, oh my god,
I'm going to have to say something, say something unbeknownst
(35:31):
to me in the real world on the other side
of the screen at that time, you know, two three
million people watching the show, huge screaming at the television, going,
who is going to say something? One of you idiots
say something? So I must have just hurt and I
(35:54):
delivered this.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
It's so cowardly bent to throw something up and everyone
up and then just just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And just when everyone's really.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Go oh, I'm not discussing it. I'm not answering.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Any more questions.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Oh so that's absolutely it's such a cowardly, stupid thing
to do to entertain your Yeah, and that's this is
what I'm saying, to entertain yourself. All week long, people
are saying and saying mean things about other people just
for your own entertainment.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
Okay, so it's a week long problem you want to
address now, not the one comment.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why didn't address it?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Price?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What he's doing? How could no? I'm not too famous.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I've ben's quite clear. I've said maybe five words to you.
It's been a better week.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
For me standing ovation. Christie Swan incredible.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Also, he just didn't listen to you, Swany. You can
tell halfway through he's kept going back. So it's an
all week long issue.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Knows be like a police thing that they teach you,
you know, to kind of throw you off the scent
talking about something. He'll pick something unrelated and try and
get you off the anyway around. Apparently that was the
moment that was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, I remember this chick's it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's very annoying when you hate someone in the Telly screen.
You say anything as a viewer, and then someone says
it for you, go yes.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
And you weren't told by producers or big brother to
go him? Were you?
Speaker 9 (37:31):
You?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Just eventually we thought that everyone had gone home.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
And you're much more eloquent than me when we did
reality TV show together, because I just threatened to chop mercuse.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Let's go clicking Chrissy's clicks. You know. I was driving
into work today and I thought, why do I feel
so optimistic? Said, I'm like, I've got that feeling like
I'm going on a holiday and I am not not
booked any holidays, nothing coming. And I realized that I
(38:07):
I've got an album coming and that is as good
as a holiday. October third, Taylor Swift announced last week
releasing Yeah, She's releasing a new album, And just like
I normally do with holidays, we have forty six days
until TS twelve.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
That's very exciting for six days. I'm excited about this one.
I really can't wait. It's going to be filled with
absolute dance pop hits.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
She fills every day with joy and optimism for me,
she does.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Now there's a new Easter Egg there is.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
A new easter egg on that podcast with the Gronks Gronking. God,
I love that Gronks Gronking.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
You taught me a wonderful works.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It round here is Brothers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Our beautiful friend Tom has just come back from Europe
and he's only heard that for the first time.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Tom, we decided that we're calling the Kelsey Brothers gronks.
Now they're gronks, and then Scarta created a special song
for them.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, so that's what that is, just so you know.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We're going to send it to them on the Gronks Gronking. Anyway,
this is what she said. It is an easter egg
I want. I'm gonna I'm going to give you what
what it is first and then play the audio so
you can hear it. Coming Super Bowls coming up halftime
entertainment is the biggest gig in the world for only
the biggest acts. She hasn't done it yet, so I
(39:27):
would says it's the sixtieth Super Bowl. That's all you
need to know. And there is a bread reference and
I haven't got my glasses on.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So the mascot for where.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yes, the mascot for the is for the.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
The San Francisco forty nine ers is sourdo Sam? Sure,
it's we will enjoy the audio.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Sarado's taken over my life in a huge way. I'm
really talking about bread. Uh sixty percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Bang's absolutely performing, he.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Is, And why wouldn't she? She just blow the cobwebs
and frankly get those costumes altered slightly, but she wore
on the mirrors to her.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
This album's perfect for super Bowl, too swany, because it's
going to be a Max Martin sort of nigger pop.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah album, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Like I don't need it. I don't want to see
her at the super Bowl singing folklore.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
What I want to Oh no, she wouldn't. There'll be
part of techniques, just like John bon Jovi loves. What
year is it? I mean, what date is it going
to be on?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Let me google that.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's very because there's nothing on this article. I'm like,
what is going on? Eight? We'll see the album will
be old by then.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
No, but it will still be enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I reckon. She may do one or two songs from
that album, but the rest of it's going to be
you know, are you ready for it?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Reputation, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Now, Swany.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
We enjoyed the first part of your fight with Ben
just before the ads three forty. The second part I
love the most. I'm going to play it really quickly now.
And just the way you use the word idiot at
the end of this fight, I love if you're not
sure what we're talking about, Cristy. Season of Big Brother
streamed live on YouTube over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
And there's gonna be another installment next Friday. Great, yeah, yeah,
the rest of the series.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
And we got to enjoy this famous fight with then
Reculas Eve joy her up next.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Enjoy this.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
Oh it's so infantile.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
You weight to onetulations.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm really you should be really proud of yourself. You
just stirred everyone up. You've upset Joe, You've upset Leah.
Yeah no, that would be Leah that I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
You've upset me, and I'm talking about Leah. She's not dead,
she's still alive.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Okay, So you've upset all these people, and I just
I can't see the point in that.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I don't know why we.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Can't just all get along.
Speaker 9 (41:55):
And where where the joy is in stirring up trouble
for the for the point of staring up. Trumb raised
it when the trouble was stirred because you're too aggressive.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Sitting on.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You're sitting on, all right, sitting.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
On, No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Do you
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