August 8, 2025 • 40 mins
Chrissie has had ENOUGH of her kids scrolling, so she's devised a little plan to reduce screen time at home and see if her kids will spend some time with her then, here's hoping haha! We crown our Swan's Chappell Supernova and find out who will be our international correspondent at Chappell Roan in LA. Plus, Chrissie gives us a public service announcement with a dedication to her childhood friend's mum, Jenny.
(00:00) It's Fred Hollows Friday!
(01:20) Say G'Day!
(06:00) Chrissie's Ted Talk is Happening TOMORROW
(10:20) Chrissie's Correspondence
(15:50) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(21:40) Chrissie's Quizzie
(24:30) Is it a match? Natarsha Belling Meets Jack!
(32:00) Who has won Swan's Chappell Supernova?
(35:30) Chrissie's Dedication to Jenny
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Well, Hello, it's a big Friday swinging.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It sure is Fred Hollows Friday. Don't you worry about that?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That means that every call that gets to air today
wins a Spec Saver's voucher.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yes, and I'm so thrilled.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Earlier on in the week yesterday, in fact, I revealed
that I'd finally got on top of my steps counting situation.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I lost a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Fit bit, but I've replaced it and I am well
and truly on board. Got a huge show for you,
but a particularly huge show for you if you are
the winner of our Chapel Roan competition. We are sending
one lucky, effervescent, eloquent person over to Los Angeles not
only to see Chapel Roan live, but to report back
(00:45):
to us as an honorary red Wine super and Ova.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's a big task, Swanny, and a very exciting one.
You're also in a studio door to someone you used
to work with.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes, and you've never met her? Do I reveal who
it is?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's make people great twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Next, say gooday and tell us what you're looking forward
to this weekend, and we'll give you a Spec Savers voucher.
Join the Christy Swan team throughout August for Fred's big run.
Help the Fred Hollows Foundation share the vision supported by
our friends at Spec Savers.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Let's say good Ay, shall we.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Chrissy say today?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, let's not forget it is Fred Hollows Friday. Yes,
so we are going to ask you what you're excited
about for the weekend. But I mean the answer of
everybody is some sweet sweet cash.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Spec Savers voucher.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, I should probably kick things off with what I'm
most excited about for the weekend. I can't give away
too much because I really it's too long and I
need to explain it. But Mike, if you're listening, kids,
I've got three kids, yes, sixteen, fourteen, and twelve, and
the reckoning is coming. Always happened, the reckoning is coming.
And do you know what I've done?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
People with kids will understand Often things happen at home
and it drives you crazy and you immediately enforce new rules.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I haven't done that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Something happened on Monday five days ago, and I have
I have not reacted. They don't They don't know what
I've been doing behind the scenes. What I've been doing
is putting together a TED talk and I'm going to
deliver it. All I've said to them is I'm going
to need you at home at the kitchen table for
lunch on Saturday tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I've got a few things to talk about.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, I can't wait to hear about that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And it involves you know, Actually, don't tell me, tell
me next you do. You want to know what I'll
be doing while you do that? What I have this
is so insufferable. A Santra pe reunion lunch at Gimlet
in Melbourne.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh my god, that sounds so beautiful.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My friend Shurian's done like personalized menus, the same crew
that was over there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'll send you photos while you're doing your Ted talk, I'll.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Be eating footy franks.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Hello, Catherine, Hello, what are you most excited about for
the weekend?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
I am.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I'm so excited. I'm going to a music concert that
my son's in with the sister school to the boys school.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
What does he play or what does he do in
that concert?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
He actually plays the viola. Oh, he's in grade nine,
but part of the senior orchestra.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Gorgeous, very exciting, and the concert is doing all songs
from the world of movie, so all different types of boo.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So what have you been hearing at your place rehearsing.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I've been hearing Game of Strow, which is a little
bit excited. I've been hearing Disney movies like Frozen, Gorgeous cass. Yeah,
it's going to be really exciting.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'll tell you what else.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You may have to find the time and to pop
into Specsavers and pick some new frames because you've got
children a fifty bucks worth of Specsavers bacher to spend.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What is amazing, I know, I know, tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Have you gorgeous weekend? Hello, Madeleine, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh look, I'm great. What are you most looking forward
to this weekend?
Speaker 8 (04:00):
To do some prepping. I've got a weight loss journey
starting on Monday.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh god, yeah, sounds terrible. Oh yes, no, that's right. Yes,
it is.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Exciting, Madeline.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
What's more exciting is Fred's Big Rend happens in the
month of August in support of the Fred Hollows Foundation.
We're going to give you a Specsavers voucher head in store.
Get yourself some fresh sunnies and you can feel you
can really feel chic whilst on your weight loss journey,
and you can use.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Them when you're walking outside.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Absolutely, yes, I need some new Sonny.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Thank you Onion Manlen. Let's finish with the UK. Hello, Okay,
Hi Chrissie. How are you so good? What are you
most looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Well, this weekend's actually going to be more just getting
the house all georged up and pretty and clean, and
then I go away on Wednesday with my daughter for
her to bowl in the Australian National Championships in ten
bowling tenpin bowling.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, oh my god, I want to talk to you
for hours about that. When did you first realize that
she had the gift?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
She started when she was nine and she's now fourteen.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Did the passion for bowling start kay when she went
to like strike bowling for a birthday party or something.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
No, I was a bowler when I was a child,
and so I've just kind of passed it on, right, So.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You're doing a tish cyrus. Are you making it live
out your dreams?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Good on you, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Of course you do head into Specsavers because today is
Fred Hollow's Friday and everyone that gets on air gets
a two hundred and fifty dollars out to spend there,
and you're going to lose your mind.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Kay, Oh, that's amazing, the crissiest one.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So we just said gooday to you and asked you
what you were looking forward to the most for the weekend,
and I quite critically said, I'm looking forward to delivering
my ted talk to my kids. And I promised that
I would explain more here, and here we are.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I just I can't even get what the topic is.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, So the topic is mobile phone news. There's been
a little bit in the news lately about you know,
brain rot and all of that, and we all know
that that is true. But I am seeing at home
and I don't get me wrong, I'm mad for the
Internet and I'm mad for phones, and I think they're great.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I mean, I clear you swan the scroller correct, correct?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Anyway, I think sometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, it's too much, it's too much, And I'm
noticing at home just recently that I do not see
my kids. Do not see my kids are in their
rooms on the internet, because that's a lot more interesting
than me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But soul's about it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You're in my house, so I don't want to be
the sort of mum that forbids things or bands things.
But I am going to deliver a ted talk tomorrow
and I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, run me through how we're starting the talk.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, so we're starting like this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We're starting like I've bought a box and I'm going
to lock your phones in it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's too extraded. Oh my god, you've got the box.
Here is that lighting up? Yeap?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And it's got a key.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
And they're going in there and do you know when
they ask you can be the kid. That's role play.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, but mom, I love my phone. What about when
I get home from school? I want to snapchat my friends?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I understand that, and it's very very important. However, you've
been at school all day and you have other things
to do in life. A person has to do more
than one thing a day, and you've got to do school.
And now that you're of an age, you need to
interact with people at home and you need to sort
(07:46):
out your home space. This is something you need to
get used to because you're going to do it every
day for the rest of your your life.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But I can do that and be on my phone.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No, you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You actually can't, because I tell you, what's more interesting
than housework and cleaning your room?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Fortnite?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Everything? Literally? Everything? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So what time then, mom?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, you know that I don't get home until you know,
probably about half an hour after you get home from school,
So that's free time.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But the minute I walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
How scary in the box?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
In the box it goes?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And for how long.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Until after dinner? And the reason I say this, I
hate you. The reason I say this is you are
going to run out of time to learn how to
be grown up.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
You're going to run out of time. Particularly, I'm looking
at you. You're sixteen more, you're nearly seventeen.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're nearly seventeen years old. And the fact that you
are a pro on Snapchat is not.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But on my Snapchat streak, I've got fourteen days with Hugo.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That is not going to serve you well. And also
you're missing milestones. Okay, so phones going there. It is
not a ban. It's not a ban.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're just going to see what else could happen in
the hours between coming home from school and finishing dinner.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Depression, that's what mom. Depression.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, you know, if you have to talk to me,
you're probably right. But also now ask but mom, or.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Use mino's my alarm clock?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What am I going to do? Mom? How do you
expect me to wake up and go to school?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I've thought of that too. You've each got a plug
in alarm clock that I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Going to put in your bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Now, oh my god, it's really gone all out.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It tells the time and it will wake you up
in the morning, so you don't actually need your phone
in your room. And guess who goes nine nine in here?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That is scaring You are just reminding me of super Nanny.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That is not acceptable behavior because you please go to
the naughty corner.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm gonna put the key in my bra and that
will guarantee that literally no one will find it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I would like to dedicate this next song to Chrissy
Swan's kids. It is Lewis Capaldi's Survive.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Get on the other end of this giant bag of letters, Jack.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Chrissy's correspondences.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Indeed, we love an old fashioned pen pal.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You can send it by mail or you can slide
on into our dms on Instagram. Make it mean please
now we do like it mean weirdly. Now let's kick
things off. I microwaved you a pie earlier on this week.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Jack.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
By the way, it was bloody delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We were so young that I had a second one.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was two minutes. What was the brand?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I didn't see the brand.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Had a cool package anyway, Okay, I have to find
out because they were good.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It was square. So it wasn't justually classic four and twenty.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Having said that a four and twenty, now loopy six
one six has a problem with it, she says, a
pie in the microwave that is sacrilegious.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It is a soggy pie. Look, ordinarily I would agree
with you, but when you're starving.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Mate, I was coming off a two day logis bender correct,
But I will cop a microwaved pie.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So you did not have the time to waste waiting
for the preheat at la la la.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You wanted it in your God the.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Idea I would have eaten it frozen. The fact that
someone was going to get you something deep.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, I did microwave it and brought it to you,
but there was no sauce in the main kitchen here.
We've got two kitchens at Nova, and I just we
didn't have to. I didn't have time to go down
and get you some. So on air, I said, I'm
so sorry, Jack, there's no sauce. And then I looked
outside and there were lots of people, producers enjoying the
(11:53):
show outside, Emma Zach I think Scudder.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Was there too, Taylor four Tailor four four.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
People listening, and I cracked it and.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I said, could you go and get some like listen
to what we're saying anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of course, they walked down to the next kitchen, got
some sort problem solve.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Larks three zero nine was listening to this, and I said, no,
I didn't know they were hired as servants.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
They're not.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
They're friends, their producers, and they managed to produce some sauce.
Correct producers produce all sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You didn't feel like, so I don't worry. Just keep
eating the burgery.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
OK, that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I mean, your.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Secret is safe with us. We won't tell management. The
YouTube nothing Okay. Now, I knew something before you, and
it made me feel very young, and you feel very old.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
The word that the language in the parlance of our
times is I ship something. I ship specifically a new relationship. Right,
so I've never heard I was saying that I ship uh,
Pam and Limb. Of course, who doesn't. If you don't
ship Pam and Liamb.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Tell us why sliding to one to know or.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Find somewhere else to listen At this time, you are
not welcome. This is old, lady love, and I love it,
Kim says, even I knew this, Jack, and I am
very very old.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Sorry, Kim, she.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Doesn't look that old.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She's got a nice Turco's blowth on in the photo. Now,
last week, I was so impressed with a trick using
lemon and a greater Yeah. I saw it on taste
dot com. Do I you it's the old box grater
that we all used to use. And then you've got
that really vicious side. And I've never known what the
vicious side is for, and it's for zesting lemons. What
you do is you put greaseprop paper over it and
(13:44):
then bang, it's there. Anyway, you said, after I've done it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You said, lick it, because I wanted you to try
the zest you'd mate it produce.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
The way you said it was like, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Two am on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, And anyway you said it twice
in a very demented way, and I did it. I
did exactly what you said, and I looked it and
then I said, I'll do anything you tell me. And
s Roberts says, I'll do anything you tell me.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Jack as well, Christine, so.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He's got the hots for you, which is nice. You'll
take it. Love that you take it, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I admitted on TV this week I pay fifty dollars
a month for Hinge Premium and I'm still single.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We've got to talk about online dating. Remember we met
Lynnette this week and I said, why.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Don't you get it? Why don't you get a new
Hinge private?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
She goes, I couldn't be bothered. And also Alia has
just asked how long have you done radio for? And
long time? Four hundred years, No, no, twenty three years.
You think i'd be better at it by now, won't
you now? And Wednesday I gave away my twenty eleven
(14:53):
Logi's dress after asking on Instagram and on air why
do you want it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You know? And it ended up going going.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To a guy that's going to turn it into a
long coat and wear it to a karaoke national competition
in Thailand, whereas representing this very country and he's going
to see m playing to win by John Farnham. I
didn't make that up, even though it sounds like a dream.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Come true for me.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, anyway, Robbie says, if you gave it to me,
I would destroy it.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This meansn't it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's savage.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Broccoli Travels says, Oh, that'd make such a good toilet roll.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
People really loved that dress, didn't they.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You didn't win it. It's going to be a star
in Thailand.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
The Chrissy Swan Show still so much exciting stuff to go.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You're going to fall in love with my mystery friend.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I can't wait for that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And we're sending somebody to La to cover the Chapelone
concerts for us Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I'm obsessed with Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
If there is, if there is a headline with her
name in it, I'm clicking.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I mean you know I already am because I'm obsessed
with her as well. But have you come around to her? Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I don't think she can act, but I just want
to see what she's up to. I think in terms
of like not so magnifica.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
She is top shelf.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
She is ten out of ten. I saw a.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Great little snippet of her walking a red carpet recently
and it was just like she didn't know where she
was really magical.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I saw a really great snippet of her, this is
really changing gears here talking about her mum dying and
what she said because you know, it's my.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Biggest view in life, my parents.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yes, I know, and she spoke really I'll try and
find it. She spoke really beautifully and said something that I'm.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Like, oh, yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
She knew everything.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That's probably the biggest loss is you lose the person
that knows everything, that loves you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Anyway, Yes, well that was very articulate and spot on.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, she didn't sound like that on the Red.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Her daughter, Sunday Rose, is a model now and she
has still a teenager seventeen.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I remember when she was born and.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
She says that most people her age have absolutely no
idea who her mum and dad are really And that
makes sense to me. No, it does because seventeen, I've
got a seventeen year.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Old at home. You would know who Nicole Kidman is
or Keith Oh, Keith Kithe.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He'd have no idea, would never have heard one of
their songs, probably has never seen of Nicole Kidman film.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
You're so right, and I forget that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I still see myself as a seventeen l twenty eight
Like I was gonna say, what about big little eyes?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But no, she would have been eleven.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Exactly her age.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Great.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Wow, yeah, that's probably good for her.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I mean, look, if she was the daughter of Benny
Blanco and Selena gome Is, it would be a different story.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Speaking of they're a weird little couple, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Why does she talk like she's just coming out of
general anesthetic?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like? Is in it that really pitchy?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Bennie loves me just that way.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's weird anyway. I love him both, and he is delightful.
I sat down had a chat.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
She said, what's the deal with my perfume? When you
smell the scent, where does it transport?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I don't think I'm allowed to say it transports.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I love honestly.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
That was the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Remember when we were promoting the album and I was like,
I love this thing. It's not out yet. When you
guys are gonna lose your mind when you have it.
When she's gone, I spray it all over me so
I can remind myself of her.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Well, she's gone, I see. I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I love that because I'm a big fragrance girl. I
like smells are important to me. Saying what was the perfume?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think she was flogging her scent. I think it was.
Let me google, because yeah, I want it. I was
going to say love just when I.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Was at the airport the other day, I walked past
Billie Eilishes, but I was in a rush, so I
didn't get to have a smith.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But once she's got heaps.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I had no idea, and I'm like her biggest fan.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I've got heaps.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you tried any of hers?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yes I have. I've got the one with the busies
and good or bad great, I mean gorgeous. It doesn't
last that long, to be.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Honest, Okay, rare beauty, It's called rare.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Rare, Okay, I want to perform. Oh great, I want
some of that.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Caramel vanilla and sandalwood.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh that's right up my own seriously, okay, and where
would I Is it very expensive?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's probably very expensive.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I don't think it would be the bottles hideous. I
wish she would have consulted someone about that.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh, maybe it'll be in a discount in soon.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I think it will be. Nothing tastes better than
fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked by real bakers.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Chrissy Songs Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is very fast becoming my favorite time of the
week because we get to listen to something new.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
If we've got it, a fresh hit, a fresh hit, or.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
If we don't have it, it's equally exciting because we
get to showcase a song that we love but we
don't hear very often.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So we get we put some fresh years over it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
That's it, run a fresh year, and the category for
today's fresh hit is the latter. Now, I was sent
a playlist, and I've very much enjoyed getting to know
some new music. However, on this playlist is the Great
Florence and the Machine song dog Days are over.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I tell you what, it's easy to forget how brilliant it.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Is, and that whole album Lungs is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
It is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Turn this up because there is nothing that's going to
set you up for the weekend better than this.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Indeed, Swanny, Before we get stuck into it, though, I
need to mention before four o'clock we are calling someone
to tell them that they are becoming an honorary supernova
to go and review Chapel Warons concert in La We
have Chrissy's Quizzy next though thirteen twenty four to ten.
If you would like to win tickets to Jelly Roll.
They are stashed inside the bumbag today and an old
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bestie of yours is stopping by this.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Huge, massive packed bumbag tod.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Chrissie's Quizzy.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I mean he barely.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Fits in his own pants, let alone into the bumbag.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
We're talking, of course, of jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He's the hottest live act in the world right now. Swanny.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
International star jelly Roll is performing live in Australia for
the down Undertour with a special guest to Shaboozy get
out in the bag, and I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Are you okay? Are you tipsy? That is a that
is a lineup. I know right there.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Head to livenation dot com dot are you for tickets
and info. General on sale is Monday, August eleven.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But Beck, we have tickets in the bum bag to
go and see jelly Roll and Shaboozy.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Scale of one to ten? How excited? Whoa ten be awesome?
Wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Kel Hello?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Scale of one to ten? How excited about a twelve? Mate?
Everybody in the bargain?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yes, it would be awesome.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Are you both big fans of jelly Roll? Because the
first question is hard?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yes, find out your names? Are your buzzes?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Girls, it's the best five may first person to get
three ounces crickets, the tickets and the bum bag, which
is very great to take to a concert, by the way.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Question number one, what is jelly Roll's real name? It's
not jelly Roll? Would you believe? Yes, Kelly Jason. Wow, Okay,
so you're a fan a little.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Bit one point to Kelly.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Question number two, what happened to a fan at a
Katy Perry concert in Detroit?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Kelly, be they fainted?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Is it very wrong that I laughed?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Funny?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So much better? Christ you have a three? Can you
name this Jilly roll song?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Kelly?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yes, what's a score checked? It is two points to Kelly,
one point to bet. Question number four is for the
wind kel all right.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Jitha is a type of what Kelly? Yes, Kelly, for
the wine Jilli. Rol loves a bit of cheritho if
you know what I mean. It just like a fatty process.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Kelly.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Congratulations, you have the tickets to go and see Jelly
Roll Live for the down Under Tour with special guests Shahboozie.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
No way, thank you guys.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
That is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
You're gonna have one very happy times.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I just really don't like it when everyone doesn't win.
I just got to be I've just got to put
it out there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And beck I'm so sorry you're a loser today.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh that is so mean.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Illy.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Now, as you know, I've been I've been ready on
TV for a million years and I've met a lot
of people, and you haven't been in it as long
as me.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
No, And one of the greatest perks of this job
is the other gems of people that you come across
in your career.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, you've got them and I've got them.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And we were talking a couple of weeks ago about
the great Tash Belling journalist, news reader, amazing, also been
in the biz for a thousand years, and it surprised
me that you had not come across this woman.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, and you and I'd realized that we both love
a badass journal like I'm Sarah arbo is one of
my best friends. And then you were like, wait, Natasha Belling,
you know her, right, And I was like, no, I've
never we've never oh crossed paths.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
My god.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So I give you a brand new segment that I've
created specifically to get you in front of Tash Belling.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Match make a match. Make them make me a match? Yes.
How match maker's.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Work is that they know someone and then they know
someone else and they go you two would be a
great match. Welcome to the show, Tash Belling.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Oh my gosh, I receast one and beautiful Jack.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What an absolute shrill and joy And you are right, Chrissy.
I've been in the business since eighteen eighty three, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Remarkable that we've gone from panning for gold to talking.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
To each other on the wireless like this hash. Now,
you and I.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Worked together on the Circle in two thousand and eleven,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Yes, when we were about eleven?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I mean it wasn't legal chimney sweeps, you know. And
I just haven't seen you for so long, and I
miss you so much.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
He's so gorgeous me to miss you lots, And what
a wonderful opportunity to.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Catch up with you.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Guys, exactly. Love being part of this segment exactly. Now
this is specifically for you to get in front of Jack.
But I do have one question from me to you. Yes,
we used to talk about your son, Hugo. How old
is he now? You are not going to believe this
year eleven get out?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Is he still naughty?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Because weased by your own admission, you were like, I
should never have called him Hugo.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They're all naughty.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I didn't realize this. And we used to share all
of these great stories about our wonderfully gifted, craziest k
students and children. But yes, I didn't realize Hugo means
strength of character. He's going to achieve something greater in life.
I'm not sure if it's going to be legal.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But hopefully it's not on your watch or your coin day.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
His dad's jeans. Nothing to do with menaha.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
All right, I'm going to hand it over to Jack.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
We're going to treat this segment sort of like speed dating,
Like you don't know each other, and Jack's just going
to ask you all the important questions to see if
you're a match.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, to speed dating, though, I'm gay. Let's just get
that out here. This isn't creepy.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Yes, Now before we start, can I throw a bombshell
in there please? I've been doing some research and apparently, Jack,
you have a very bizarre coffee order.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Gosh? I feel embarrassed. How do you know?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
This?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
A skim?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Isn't it horrific?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're correct? With one sugar?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Yes, I do my research beforehand.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, what's your first sort of judgment on that?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
I think you're fabulous, but a lot to unpack with
previous trauma.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Alright, let's start there with you and I. Then what
is your coffee order?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
It skim cappuccinos. So we're both as bad as.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Each It's a match.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Okay, Natasha, I want to know you're in Sydney. If
we were to go out for dinner, where are you
taking me? Which restaurant?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Do you know what I'd do. I'd get on a
ferry and I would take you over one of the
most beautiful harbors in the world, and I'd take you
for fish and chips to Manly.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Wow, iconic, iconic, and he loves fish and chips.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I love fish and chips. That's my Sunday night hangover meal.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Followed by a couple of cheeky cocktails and a dodgy
nightclub on the way home to day.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, that's my girl. Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Now when we were at when we were at dinner,
what type of TV shows would we be gossiping about?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
What are you watching at the moment?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, so many great shows? Well I love it.
Chrissy would remember this. I love a conspiracy theory, so
possibly not TV. Oh no, hang on? And what was
the sex in the city? And just like that, I
was do you call it hate binge watching?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Hate watching?
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I hate watch it too, thank you? And I would
be disgusted in myself. I would go to the bathroom,
look at myself. In a mirror and say, you've just
wasted two hours of your life that you are never
going to get back.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Do You sometimes talk to the screen too, like I
would have been up on charges if somebody could hear
what I said to Megan Markle in that hideous series
of hers.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Oh, I haven't watched that because I didn't want to
watch it.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Don't Now it's Bellian and I'm gonna get really vacuous
and show busy here. What's your stance on Boatox and
the likes of you?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Do you?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
But the only thing that I get a little bit
alarmed about is when you're watching a movie and there's
some big name celebrities.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Michale Kidman is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Clearly?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Do you know what I've learnt to say, allegedly? But
when you're watching them on the big screen, and this
has happened to me recently, where I'm so distracted by
what they've done to their face, I'm not listening to
what they're saying.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yes, I know, sorry, this isn't me. I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, so I'm twenty eight, right, But I still like
when I started to see myself laugh. There were four
lines so I tell her leave two there and freeze
the top half.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
You get botox.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, you've got to start young.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Did you keep the receipts? It's all yes. Do you
know what I say that? And can you believe I've
turned fifty this year.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
A couple of weeks ago. I'm not hearing yet.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
So look, I don't know. I haven't done it yet,
but I should.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I'm fresh from my appointment.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Great. Really, Yes, I have makeup and now I call
it special effects, because anyone here's hair and makeup for
more than an hour in special effects, and I call
them face fairies.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So I love it. I just want to finish with
a compliment. I love that you have named your kids
Harry and Hugo, and that it both they both sat
with h I appreciate.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
That because I was saving on name tags.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
But also never in my presence or the presence of
another human being referred to Harry as h or you're going.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
To copy it?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Wats tash on seven's National News at noon.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
It's a match, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's a match? Thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
When your coffee order is on the way.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Jack the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
That is the doc tones of the Great Chapel Rohan,
and that can mean only one thing.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Chat Rose new song The Subway is out now and
available everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Swansttle s, Yes, the time is here, The time is here,
and it's nerve wracking.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
It is nerve racking.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
All this week, every day, we've been kind of auditioning
for an official role for and Nova. We wanted to
send somebody over to Los Angeles this October. It's just
around the corner to see Chapel Roane and to report
back to us and the nation about what the concert's like,
what the best songs review, what the costumes are like,
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what the musical prowess is like, what a mood is like.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
We want all.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
The goth and we need an official super and Nova
to send over to do it.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
We found one.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It was very hard for me, so in the end
I put everybody's name into a hat.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yes, to keep it fair.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In a like like a busker, like Chapel Roone started
her career as put it all in a little velvet
hat that smelt like we in mothballs.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
And can I just say all of them are worthy
winners we didn't have any once.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That is what made it very hard. Could have sent
any of them over and they would have done us proud.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
But there is only one winner. There's only one.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Spot for this official super and nova. And I really
hope this person has her passport ready. Punch in this number, Jack, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I wonder what she's doing right now?
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Well, freaking out, I would suggest, I hope. So, Hillario,
How's this is Bella? Is she? Oh? This is she? Well?
This is Chrissy Swan from the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
I know I can tell the sound of your bod.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You got some good news for you, darling. Have you
got at least six months on your passport?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I do, well, you have won.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
The trip to go to each other on to me
our officials. It's what does this mean to you?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean it could be the beginning of an amazing
career and story for you. Isabella.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Oh God, that would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
My heart racingly feet so much.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Now, tell us what your favorite Chapel Roan song was, Isabella?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Oh, one hundred percent red Wine Supernova and.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Good last fabe.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yes, sir, Well, pack your bags. What's the weather like
in October? In Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's always perfect in it's.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Always perfect, and really like brush up on your vocab.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
You've got a job to do, baby girl.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Have you been to LA before?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yes, one time, years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Okay, all right, I'm so excited for you, Isabella.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
We will hear you next when you are on this
very show giving us that review as an honorary Supernova.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Which is amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Ch new song the Subway is available to stream everywhere.
We're playing it here at Nova. Isabella has just won
probably the best thing she'll win in this lifetime.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
And I've just won adding the phrase yes this is.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Shit my parlor the crazy swan.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
So gosh, that was a great reaction from Isabella.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
She has taken out the chapelone comp Her life will
be forever change and I can't wait to hear what
she comes up with when she's on tour with Chapel.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
As an honorary soup and over a sick job.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Now, I've just got a little bit of a community
service announcement for you going into the weekend. If you've
got kids, sometimes you kind of dread it all right,
because you are You're of service twenty four to seven
during the week and then when you get a little
bit of time off on the weekend, you still have service.
There's you know that the friends come over and you've
got to do the cooking and make sure you've got
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the stuff for the lunches.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And sometimes it can make you sad.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I can imagine.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
But I just want to remind you just try and be.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Amazing, Okay, try and be amazing this weekend, particularly if
your kids have friends over. Because I had my very
first friend, my very very first friend. I met her
on the first day.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Of prep, right, wow. Yeah, and we are still in touch.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I mean, it's a miracle that two little five year
old girls had a connection and have maintained.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
It for this long.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And I spent a lot of time there obviously, you know,
in primary school with Roe and her mum, Jenny Williams,
was the most gorgeous woman. She passed away last week
and I attended the funeral on Monday, and it was beautiful.
It was exactly the kind of service that you hope
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you get.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh, that's so nice to say.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, And when you've lived a life full of kindness
and support and intelligence, you get the funeral you deserve.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
And that is what Jenny got.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's like the bow at the end of life on
the box.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes. And the reason that I want to talk about
this weekend coming and how it can be so insufferable
is that I spent a lot of time at Jenny's house,
in Jenny's home with Roe, and I never felt like
a burden or annoying.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I never felt like I wasn't welcome. In fact, just
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And what you don't realize, what Jenny wouldn't have realized,
is that I was watching her. I was taking my
cues for the sort of woman that I wanted to be,
and the sort of mother that I wanted to be,
and the sort of house that I wanted to have
when I grew up from her. So even obviously you're
very important to your own children, yes, but don't forget
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other children are watching you two, and they're working out
who they want to be and how they want to live.
And if you inspire that that is an extraordinary privilege.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That really is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I wrote, I remembered I wrote an article about this
one Mother's Day, about fifteen years ago about Jenny. And
you know, I was sort of done about talking about
Mother's Day. I'm a mother, whatever, I don't want to
talkbout it. I want to talk about my mama, talk
about her enough. So I dedicated my column to other mothers,
and Jenny was one of them, and I'm going to
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read it now in honor of her.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Because she was a bloody, brilliant woman.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Jenny had pictures of her kids everywhere. On the way
to the toilet in the main hallway, I might get
emotional because you know, yeah, and it was just such
a beautiful funeral. And I saw my beautiful friend struggling
anyway on the way to the toilet in the main
hallway and in her bedroom.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
We noticed my house. I've got pictures of my kids everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
There were whole galleries of her two daughters and her
son that I can still see when I close my eyes.
My favorite was a baby photo of her son that
we referred to as cool minted.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
It was on the way to the toilet. I looked
at it every time.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Jenny had the sweetest face of any woman I've ever seen.
Her eyes crinkled up like a pretty baby's.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
When she smiled.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I remember one cold Sunday, the ducted heating was blowing
a gale, and at lunchtime we sat down to a
hot bowl of Big Red and white toast with Margarine.
I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Jenny never
yelled at us. I never heard a cross word from
her mouth ever, even when we were being turns. Jenny
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highlighted to me the importance of my role as a
friend to my kids friends, to stay cool, to fill
my home with embarrassing baby pick propaganda, and to never
ever be without an emergency tin of Big Red. On
Sunday afternoon, after I'd found out that she'd passed away
a couple of days earlier, I opened up that tin
of Big Red and I got a white loaf and
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I put a lot of butter on it.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
And I did that for Jen. You'll be miss Jenny.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Beautifully, said Swany Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Slime Show is an podcast for more great comedy shows
like this, headtonovapodcast, dot com, dot a You
Well, Hello, it's a big Friday swinging.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It sure is Fred Hollows Friday. Don't you worry about that?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That means that every call that gets to air today
wins a Spec Saver's voucher.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yes, and I'm so thrilled.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Earlier on in the week yesterday, in fact, I revealed
that I'd finally got on top of my steps counting situation.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I lost a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Fit bit, but I've replaced it and I am well
and truly on board. Got a huge show for you,
but a particularly huge show for you if you are
the winner of our Chapel Roan competition. We are sending
one lucky, effervescent, eloquent person over to Los Angeles not
only to see Chapel Roan live, but to report back
(00:45):
to us as an honorary red Wine super and Ova.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's a big task, Swanny, and a very exciting one.
You're also in a studio door to someone you used
to work with.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes, and you've never met her? Do I reveal who
it is?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Let's make people great twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Next, say gooday and tell us what you're looking forward
to this weekend, and we'll give you a Spec Savers voucher.
Join the Christy Swan team throughout August for Fred's big run.
Help the Fred Hollows Foundation share the vision supported by
our friends at Spec Savers.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Let's say good Ay, shall we.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Chrissy say today?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, let's not forget it is Fred Hollows Friday. Yes,
so we are going to ask you what you're excited
about for the weekend. But I mean the answer of
everybody is some sweet sweet cash.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Spec Savers voucher.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yes, I should probably kick things off with what I'm
most excited about for the weekend. I can't give away
too much because I really it's too long and I
need to explain it. But Mike, if you're listening, kids,
I've got three kids, yes, sixteen, fourteen, and twelve, and
the reckoning is coming. Always happened, the reckoning is coming.
And do you know what I've done?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
People with kids will understand Often things happen at home
and it drives you crazy and you immediately enforce new rules.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I haven't done that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Something happened on Monday five days ago, and I have
I have not reacted. They don't They don't know what
I've been doing behind the scenes. What I've been doing
is putting together a TED talk and I'm going to
deliver it. All I've said to them is I'm going
to need you at home at the kitchen table for
lunch on Saturday tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I've got a few things to talk about.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, I can't wait to hear about that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And it involves you know, Actually, don't tell me, tell
me next you do. You want to know what I'll
be doing while you do that? What I have this
is so insufferable. A Santra pe reunion lunch at Gimlet
in Melbourne.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh my god, that sounds so beautiful.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My friend Shurian's done like personalized menus, the same crew
that was over there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'll send you photos while you're doing your Ted talk, I'll.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Be eating footy franks.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Hello, Catherine, Hello, what are you most excited about for
the weekend?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
I am.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I'm so excited. I'm going to a music concert that
my son's in with the sister school to the boys school.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
What does he play or what does he do in
that concert?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
He actually plays the viola. Oh, he's in grade nine,
but part of the senior orchestra.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Gorgeous, very exciting, and the concert is doing all songs
from the world of movie, so all different types of boo.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So what have you been hearing at your place rehearsing.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I've been hearing Game of Strow, which is a little
bit excited. I've been hearing Disney movies like Frozen, Gorgeous cass. Yeah,
it's going to be really exciting.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'll tell you what else.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You may have to find the time and to pop
into Specsavers and pick some new frames because you've got
children a fifty bucks worth of Specsavers bacher to spend.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What is amazing, I know, I know, tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Have you gorgeous weekend? Hello, Madeleine, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh look, I'm great. What are you most looking forward
to this weekend?
Speaker 8 (04:00):
To do some prepping. I've got a weight loss journey
starting on Monday.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh god, yeah, sounds terrible. Oh yes, no, that's right. Yes,
it is.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Exciting, Madeline.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
What's more exciting is Fred's Big Rend happens in the
month of August in support of the Fred Hollows Foundation.
We're going to give you a Specsavers voucher head in store.
Get yourself some fresh sunnies and you can feel you
can really feel chic whilst on your weight loss journey,
and you can use.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Them when you're walking outside.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Absolutely, yes, I need some new Sonny.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Thank you Onion Manlen. Let's finish with the UK. Hello, Okay,
Hi Chrissie. How are you so good? What are you
most looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Well, this weekend's actually going to be more just getting
the house all georged up and pretty and clean, and
then I go away on Wednesday with my daughter for
her to bowl in the Australian National Championships in ten
bowling tenpin bowling.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, oh my god, I want to talk to you
for hours about that. When did you first realize that
she had the gift?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
She started when she was nine and she's now fourteen.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Did the passion for bowling start kay when she went
to like strike bowling for a birthday party or something.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
No, I was a bowler when I was a child,
and so I've just kind of passed it on, right, So.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You're doing a tish cyrus. Are you making it live
out your dreams?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Good on you, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Of course you do head into Specsavers because today is
Fred Hollow's Friday and everyone that gets on air gets
a two hundred and fifty dollars out to spend there,
and you're going to lose your mind.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Kay, Oh, that's amazing, the crissiest one.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So we just said gooday to you and asked you
what you were looking forward to the most for the weekend,
and I quite critically said, I'm looking forward to delivering
my ted talk to my kids. And I promised that
I would explain more here, and here we are.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I just I can't even get what the topic is.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, So the topic is mobile phone news. There's been
a little bit in the news lately about you know,
brain rot and all of that, and we all know
that that is true. But I am seeing at home
and I don't get me wrong, I'm mad for the
Internet and I'm mad for phones, and I think they're great.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I mean, I clear you swan the scroller correct, correct?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Anyway, I think sometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, it's too much, it's too much, And I'm
noticing at home just recently that I do not see
my kids. Do not see my kids are in their
rooms on the internet, because that's a lot more interesting
than me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But soul's about it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You're in my house, so I don't want to be
the sort of mum that forbids things or bands things.
But I am going to deliver a ted talk tomorrow
and I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, run me through how we're starting the talk.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, so we're starting like this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We're starting like I've bought a box and I'm going
to lock your phones in it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's too extraded. Oh my god, you've got the box.
Here is that lighting up? Yeap?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And it's got a key.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
And they're going in there and do you know when
they ask you can be the kid. That's role play.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, but mom, I love my phone. What about when
I get home from school? I want to snapchat my friends?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I understand that, and it's very very important. However, you've
been at school all day and you have other things
to do in life. A person has to do more
than one thing a day, and you've got to do school.
And now that you're of an age, you need to
interact with people at home and you need to sort
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out your home space. This is something you need to
get used to because you're going to do it every
day for the rest of your your life.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But I can do that and be on my phone.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No, you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You actually can't, because I tell you, what's more interesting
than housework and cleaning your room?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Fortnite?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Everything? Literally? Everything? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So what time then, mom?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, you know that I don't get home until you know,
probably about half an hour after you get home from school,
So that's free time.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But the minute I walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
How scary in the box?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
In the box it goes?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And for how long.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Until after dinner? And the reason I say this, I
hate you. The reason I say this is you are
going to run out of time to learn how to
be grown up.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
You're going to run out of time. Particularly, I'm looking
at you. You're sixteen more, you're nearly seventeen.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're nearly seventeen years old. And the fact that you
are a pro on Snapchat is not.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But on my Snapchat streak, I've got fourteen days with Hugo.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That is not going to serve you well. And also
you're missing milestones. Okay, so phones going there. It is
not a ban. It's not a ban.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're just going to see what else could happen in
the hours between coming home from school and finishing dinner.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Depression, that's what mom. Depression.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, you know, if you have to talk to me,
you're probably right. But also now ask but mom, or.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Use mino's my alarm clock?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What am I going to do? Mom? How do you
expect me to wake up and go to school?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I've thought of that too. You've each got a plug
in alarm clock that I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Going to put in your bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Now, oh my god, it's really gone all out.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It tells the time and it will wake you up
in the morning, so you don't actually need your phone
in your room. And guess who goes nine nine in here?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That is scaring You are just reminding me of super Nanny.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That is not acceptable behavior because you please go to
the naughty corner.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm gonna put the key in my bra and that
will guarantee that literally no one will find it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I would like to dedicate this next song to Chrissy
Swan's kids. It is Lewis Capaldi's Survive.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Get on the other end of this giant bag of letters, Jack.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Chrissy's correspondences.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Indeed, we love an old fashioned pen pal.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You can send it by mail or you can slide
on into our dms on Instagram. Make it mean please
now we do like it mean weirdly. Now let's kick
things off. I microwaved you a pie earlier on this week.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Jack.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
By the way, it was bloody delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We were so young that I had a second one.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was two minutes. What was the brand?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I didn't see the brand.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Had a cool package anyway, Okay, I have to find
out because they were good.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It was square. So it wasn't justually classic four and twenty.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Having said that a four and twenty, now loopy six
one six has a problem with it, she says, a
pie in the microwave that is sacrilegious.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It is a soggy pie. Look, ordinarily I would agree
with you, but when you're starving.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Mate, I was coming off a two day logis bender correct,
But I will cop a microwaved pie.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So you did not have the time to waste waiting
for the preheat at la la la.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You wanted it in your God the.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Idea I would have eaten it frozen. The fact that
someone was going to get you something deep.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, I did microwave it and brought it to you,
but there was no sauce in the main kitchen here.
We've got two kitchens at Nova, and I just we
didn't have to. I didn't have time to go down
and get you some. So on air, I said, I'm
so sorry, Jack, there's no sauce. And then I looked
outside and there were lots of people, producers enjoying the
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show outside, Emma Zach I think Scudder.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Was there too, Taylor four Tailor four four.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
People listening, and I cracked it and.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I said, could you go and get some like listen
to what we're saying anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of course, they walked down to the next kitchen, got
some sort problem solve.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Larks three zero nine was listening to this, and I said, no,
I didn't know they were hired as servants.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
They're not.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
They're friends, their producers, and they managed to produce some sauce.
Correct producers produce all sorts of things.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You didn't feel like, so I don't worry. Just keep
eating the burgery.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
OK, that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I mean, your.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Secret is safe with us. We won't tell management. The
YouTube nothing Okay. Now, I knew something before you, and
it made me feel very young, and you feel very old.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
The word that the language in the parlance of our
times is I ship something. I ship specifically a new relationship. Right,
so I've never heard I was saying that I ship uh,
Pam and Limb. Of course, who doesn't. If you don't
ship Pam and Liamb.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Tell us why sliding to one to know or.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Find somewhere else to listen At this time, you are
not welcome. This is old, lady love, and I love it,
Kim says, even I knew this, Jack, and I am
very very old.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Sorry, Kim, she.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Doesn't look that old.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She's got a nice Turco's blowth on in the photo. Now,
last week, I was so impressed with a trick using
lemon and a greater Yeah. I saw it on taste
dot com. Do I you it's the old box grater
that we all used to use. And then you've got
that really vicious side. And I've never known what the
vicious side is for, and it's for zesting lemons. What
you do is you put greaseprop paper over it and
(13:44):
then bang, it's there. Anyway, you said, after I've done it.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You said, lick it, because I wanted you to try
the zest you'd mate it produce.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
The way you said it was like, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Two am on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, And anyway you said it twice
in a very demented way, and I did it. I
did exactly what you said, and I looked it and
then I said, I'll do anything you tell me. And
s Roberts says, I'll do anything you tell me.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Jack as well, Christine, so.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He's got the hots for you, which is nice. You'll
take it. Love that you take it, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I admitted on TV this week I pay fifty dollars
a month for Hinge Premium and I'm still single.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We've got to talk about online dating. Remember we met
Lynnette this week and I said, why.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Don't you get it? Why don't you get a new
Hinge private?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
She goes, I couldn't be bothered. And also Alia has
just asked how long have you done radio for? And
long time? Four hundred years, No, no, twenty three years.
You think i'd be better at it by now, won't
you now? And Wednesday I gave away my twenty eleven
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Logi's dress after asking on Instagram and on air why
do you want it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You know? And it ended up going going.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To a guy that's going to turn it into a
long coat and wear it to a karaoke national competition
in Thailand, whereas representing this very country and he's going
to see m playing to win by John Farnham. I
didn't make that up, even though it sounds like a dream.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Come true for me.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, anyway, Robbie says, if you gave it to me,
I would destroy it.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This meansn't it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's savage.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Broccoli Travels says, Oh, that'd make such a good toilet roll.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
People really loved that dress, didn't they.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You didn't win it. It's going to be a star
in Thailand.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
The Chrissy Swan Show still so much exciting stuff to go.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You're going to fall in love with my mystery friend.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I can't wait for that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And we're sending somebody to La to cover the Chapelone
concerts for us Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I'm obsessed with Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
If there is, if there is a headline with her
name in it, I'm clicking.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I mean you know I already am because I'm obsessed
with her as well. But have you come around to her? Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I don't think she can act, but I just want
to see what she's up to. I think in terms
of like not so magnifica.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
She is top shelf.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
She is ten out of ten. I saw a.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Great little snippet of her walking a red carpet recently
and it was just like she didn't know where she
was really magical.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I saw a really great snippet of her, this is
really changing gears here talking about her mum dying and
what she said because you know, it's my.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Biggest view in life, my parents.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yes, I know, and she spoke really I'll try and
find it. She spoke really beautifully and said something that I'm.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Like, oh, yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
She knew everything.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That's probably the biggest loss is you lose the person
that knows everything, that loves you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Anyway, Yes, well that was very articulate and spot on.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, she didn't sound like that on the Red.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Her daughter, Sunday Rose, is a model now and she
has still a teenager seventeen.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I remember when she was born and.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
She says that most people her age have absolutely no
idea who her mum and dad are really And that
makes sense to me. No, it does because seventeen, I've
got a seventeen year.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Old at home. You would know who Nicole Kidman is
or Keith Oh, Keith Kithe.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He'd have no idea, would never have heard one of
their songs, probably has never seen of Nicole Kidman film.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
You're so right, and I forget that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I still see myself as a seventeen l twenty eight
Like I was gonna say, what about big little eyes?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
But no, she would have been eleven.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Exactly her age.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Great.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Wow, yeah, that's probably good for her.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I mean, look, if she was the daughter of Benny
Blanco and Selena gome Is, it would be a different story.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Speaking of they're a weird little couple, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Why does she talk like she's just coming out of
general anesthetic?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like? Is in it that really pitchy?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Bennie loves me just that way.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's weird anyway. I love him both, and he is delightful.
I sat down had a chat.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
She said, what's the deal with my perfume? When you
smell the scent, where does it transport?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I don't think I'm allowed to say it transports.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I love honestly.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
That was the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Remember when we were promoting the album and I was like,
I love this thing. It's not out yet. When you
guys are gonna lose your mind when you have it.
When she's gone, I spray it all over me so
I can remind myself of her.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Well, she's gone, I see. I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I love that because I'm a big fragrance girl. I
like smells are important to me. Saying what was the perfume?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think she was flogging her scent. I think it was.
Let me google, because yeah, I want it. I was
going to say love just when I.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Was at the airport the other day, I walked past
Billie Eilishes, but I was in a rush, so I
didn't get to have a smith.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But once she's got heaps.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I had no idea, and I'm like her biggest fan.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I've got heaps.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you tried any of hers?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yes I have. I've got the one with the busies
and good or bad great, I mean gorgeous. It doesn't
last that long, to be.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Honest, Okay, rare beauty, It's called rare.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Rare, Okay, I want to perform. Oh great, I want
some of that.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Caramel vanilla and sandalwood.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh that's right up my own seriously, okay, and where
would I Is it very expensive?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's probably very expensive.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I don't think it would be the bottles hideous. I
wish she would have consulted someone about that.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh, maybe it'll be in a discount in soon.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I think it will be. Nothing tastes better than
fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked by real bakers.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Chrissy Songs Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is very fast becoming my favorite time of the
week because we get to listen to something new.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
If we've got it, a fresh hit, a fresh hit, or.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
If we don't have it, it's equally exciting because we
get to showcase a song that we love but we
don't hear very often.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So we get we put some fresh years over it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
That's it, run a fresh year, and the category for
today's fresh hit is the latter. Now, I was sent
a playlist, and I've very much enjoyed getting to know
some new music. However, on this playlist is the Great
Florence and the Machine song dog Days are over.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I tell you what, it's easy to forget how brilliant it.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Is, and that whole album Lungs is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
It is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Turn this up because there is nothing that's going to
set you up for the weekend better than this.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Indeed, Swanny, Before we get stuck into it, though, I
need to mention before four o'clock we are calling someone
to tell them that they are becoming an honorary supernova
to go and review Chapel Warons concert in La We
have Chrissy's Quizzy next though thirteen twenty four to ten.
If you would like to win tickets to Jelly Roll.
They are stashed inside the bumbag today and an old
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bestie of yours is stopping by this.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Huge, massive packed bumbag tod.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Chrissie's Quizzy.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I mean he barely.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Fits in his own pants, let alone into the bumbag.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
We're talking, of course, of jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He's the hottest live act in the world right now. Swanny.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
International star jelly Roll is performing live in Australia for
the down Undertour with a special guest to Shaboozy get
out in the bag, and I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Are you okay? Are you tipsy? That is a that
is a lineup. I know right there.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Head to livenation dot com dot are you for tickets
and info. General on sale is Monday, August eleven.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But Beck, we have tickets in the bum bag to
go and see jelly Roll and Shaboozy.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Scale of one to ten? How excited? Whoa ten be awesome?
Wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Kel Hello?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Scale of one to ten? How excited about a twelve? Mate?
Everybody in the bargain?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yes, it would be awesome.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Are you both big fans of jelly Roll? Because the
first question is hard?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yes, find out your names? Are your buzzes?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Girls, it's the best five may first person to get
three ounces crickets, the tickets and the bum bag, which
is very great to take to a concert, by the way.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Question number one, what is jelly Roll's real name? It's
not jelly Roll? Would you believe? Yes, Kelly Jason. Wow, Okay,
so you're a fan a little.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Bit one point to Kelly.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Question number two, what happened to a fan at a
Katy Perry concert in Detroit?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Kelly, be they fainted?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Is it very wrong that I laughed?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Funny?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So much better? Christ you have a three? Can you
name this Jilly roll song?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Kelly?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yes, what's a score checked? It is two points to Kelly,
one point to bet. Question number four is for the
wind kel all right.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Jitha is a type of what Kelly? Yes, Kelly, for
the wine Jilli. Rol loves a bit of cheritho if
you know what I mean. It just like a fatty process.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Kelly.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Congratulations, you have the tickets to go and see Jelly
Roll Live for the down Under Tour with special guests Shahboozie.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
No way, thank you guys.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
That is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
You're gonna have one very happy times.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I just really don't like it when everyone doesn't win.
I just got to be I've just got to put
it out there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And beck I'm so sorry you're a loser today.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh that is so mean.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Illy.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Now, as you know, I've been I've been ready on
TV for a million years and I've met a lot
of people, and you haven't been in it as long
as me.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
No, And one of the greatest perks of this job
is the other gems of people that you come across
in your career.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, you've got them and I've got them.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And we were talking a couple of weeks ago about
the great Tash Belling journalist, news reader, amazing, also been
in the biz for a thousand years, and it surprised
me that you had not come across this woman.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, and you and I'd realized that we both love
a badass journal like I'm Sarah arbo is one of
my best friends. And then you were like, wait, Natasha Belling,
you know her, right, And I was like, no, I've
never we've never oh crossed paths.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
My god.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So I give you a brand new segment that I've
created specifically to get you in front of Tash Belling.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Match make a match. Make them make me a match? Yes.
How match maker's.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Work is that they know someone and then they know
someone else and they go you two would be a
great match. Welcome to the show, Tash Belling.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Oh my gosh, I receast one and beautiful Jack.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What an absolute shrill and joy And you are right, Chrissy.
I've been in the business since eighteen eighty three, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Remarkable that we've gone from panning for gold to talking.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
To each other on the wireless like this hash. Now,
you and I.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Worked together on the Circle in two thousand and eleven,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Yes, when we were about eleven?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I mean it wasn't legal chimney sweeps, you know. And
I just haven't seen you for so long, and I
miss you so much.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
He's so gorgeous me to miss you lots, And what
a wonderful opportunity to.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Catch up with you.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Guys, exactly. Love being part of this segment exactly. Now
this is specifically for you to get in front of Jack.
But I do have one question from me to you. Yes,
we used to talk about your son, Hugo. How old
is he now? You are not going to believe this
year eleven get out?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Is he still naughty?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Because weased by your own admission, you were like, I
should never have called him Hugo.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
They're all naughty.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I didn't realize this. And we used to share all
of these great stories about our wonderfully gifted, craziest k
students and children. But yes, I didn't realize Hugo means
strength of character. He's going to achieve something greater in life.
I'm not sure if it's going to be legal.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But hopefully it's not on your watch or your coin day.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
His dad's jeans. Nothing to do with menaha.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
All right, I'm going to hand it over to Jack.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
We're going to treat this segment sort of like speed dating,
Like you don't know each other, and Jack's just going
to ask you all the important questions to see if
you're a match.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, to speed dating, though, I'm gay. Let's just get
that out here. This isn't creepy.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Yes, Now before we start, can I throw a bombshell
in there please? I've been doing some research and apparently, Jack,
you have a very bizarre coffee order.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Gosh? I feel embarrassed. How do you know?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
This?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
A skim?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Isn't it horrific?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're correct? With one sugar?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Yes, I do my research beforehand.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, what's your first sort of judgment on that?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
I think you're fabulous, but a lot to unpack with
previous trauma.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Alright, let's start there with you and I. Then what
is your coffee order?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
It skim cappuccinos. So we're both as bad as.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Each It's a match.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Okay, Natasha, I want to know you're in Sydney. If
we were to go out for dinner, where are you
taking me? Which restaurant?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Do you know what I'd do. I'd get on a
ferry and I would take you over one of the
most beautiful harbors in the world, and I'd take you
for fish and chips to Manly.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Wow, iconic, iconic, and he loves fish and chips.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I love fish and chips. That's my Sunday night hangover meal.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Followed by a couple of cheeky cocktails and a dodgy
nightclub on the way home to day.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, that's my girl. Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Now when we were at when we were at dinner,
what type of TV shows would we be gossiping about?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
What are you watching at the moment?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Oh my gosh, so many great shows? Well I love it.
Chrissy would remember this. I love a conspiracy theory, so
possibly not TV. Oh no, hang on? And what was
the sex in the city? And just like that, I
was do you call it hate binge watching?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Hate watching?
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I hate watch it too, thank you? And I would
be disgusted in myself. I would go to the bathroom,
look at myself. In a mirror and say, you've just
wasted two hours of your life that you are never
going to get back.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Do You sometimes talk to the screen too, like I
would have been up on charges if somebody could hear
what I said to Megan Markle in that hideous series
of hers.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Oh, I haven't watched that because I didn't want to
watch it.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Don't Now it's Bellian and I'm gonna get really vacuous
and show busy here. What's your stance on Boatox and
the likes of you?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Do you?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
But the only thing that I get a little bit
alarmed about is when you're watching a movie and there's
some big name celebrities.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Michale Kidman is he talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Clearly?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Do you know what I've learnt to say, allegedly? But
when you're watching them on the big screen, and this
has happened to me recently, where I'm so distracted by
what they've done to their face, I'm not listening to
what they're saying.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yes, I know, sorry, this isn't me. I'm not here.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, so I'm twenty eight, right, But I still like
when I started to see myself laugh. There were four
lines so I tell her leave two there and freeze
the top half.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
You get botox.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, you've got to start young.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Did you keep the receipts? It's all yes. Do you
know what I say that? And can you believe I've
turned fifty this year.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
A couple of weeks ago. I'm not hearing yet.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
So look, I don't know. I haven't done it yet,
but I should.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I'm fresh from my appointment.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Great. Really, Yes, I have makeup and now I call
it special effects, because anyone here's hair and makeup for
more than an hour in special effects, and I call
them face fairies.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So I love it. I just want to finish with
a compliment. I love that you have named your kids
Harry and Hugo, and that it both they both sat
with h I appreciate.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
That because I was saving on name tags.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
But also never in my presence or the presence of
another human being referred to Harry as h or you're going.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
To copy it?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Wats tash on seven's National News at noon.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
It's a match, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's a match? Thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
When your coffee order is on the way.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Jack the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
That is the doc tones of the Great Chapel Rohan,
and that can mean only one thing.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Chat Rose new song The Subway is out now and
available everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Swansttle s, Yes, the time is here, The time is here,
and it's nerve wracking.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
It is nerve racking.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
All this week, every day, we've been kind of auditioning
for an official role for and Nova. We wanted to
send somebody over to Los Angeles this October. It's just
around the corner to see Chapel Roane and to report
back to us and the nation about what the concert's like,
what the best songs review, what the costumes are like,
(32:28):
what the musical prowess is like, what a mood is like.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
We want all.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
The goth and we need an official super and Nova
to send over to do it.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
We found one.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It was very hard for me, so in the end
I put everybody's name into a hat.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yes, to keep it fair.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In a like like a busker, like Chapel Roone started
her career as put it all in a little velvet
hat that smelt like we in mothballs.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
And can I just say all of them are worthy
winners we didn't have any once.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That is what made it very hard. Could have sent
any of them over and they would have done us proud.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
But there is only one winner. There's only one.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Spot for this official super and nova. And I really
hope this person has her passport ready. Punch in this number, Jack, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I wonder what she's doing right now?
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Well, freaking out, I would suggest, I hope. So, Hillario,
How's this is Bella? Is she? Oh? This is she? Well?
This is Chrissy Swan from the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
I know I can tell the sound of your bod.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You got some good news for you, darling. Have you
got at least six months on your passport?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I do, well, you have won.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
The trip to go to each other on to me
our officials. It's what does this mean to you?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean it could be the beginning of an amazing
career and story for you. Isabella.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Oh God, that would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
My heart racingly feet so much.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Now, tell us what your favorite Chapel Roan song was, Isabella?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Oh, one hundred percent red Wine Supernova and.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Good last fabe.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yes, sir, Well, pack your bags. What's the weather like
in October? In Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's always perfect in it's.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Always perfect, and really like brush up on your vocab.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
You've got a job to do, baby girl.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Have you been to LA before?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yes, one time, years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Okay, all right, I'm so excited for you, Isabella.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
We will hear you next when you are on this
very show giving us that review as an honorary Supernova.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Which is amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Ch new song the Subway is available to stream everywhere.
We're playing it here at Nova. Isabella has just won
probably the best thing she'll win in this lifetime.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
And I've just won adding the phrase yes this is.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Shit my parlor the crazy swan.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
So gosh, that was a great reaction from Isabella.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
She has taken out the chapelone comp Her life will
be forever change and I can't wait to hear what
she comes up with when she's on tour with Chapel.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
As an honorary soup and over a sick job.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Now, I've just got a little bit of a community
service announcement for you going into the weekend. If you've
got kids, sometimes you kind of dread it all right,
because you are You're of service twenty four to seven
during the week and then when you get a little
bit of time off on the weekend, you still have service.
There's you know that the friends come over and you've
got to do the cooking and make sure you've got
(35:51):
the stuff for the lunches.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And sometimes it can make you sad.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I can imagine.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
But I just want to remind you just try and be.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Amazing, Okay, try and be amazing this weekend, particularly if
your kids have friends over. Because I had my very
first friend, my very very first friend. I met her
on the first day.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Of prep, right, wow. Yeah, and we are still in touch.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I mean, it's a miracle that two little five year
old girls had a connection and have maintained.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
It for this long.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And I spent a lot of time there obviously, you know,
in primary school with Roe and her mum, Jenny Williams,
was the most gorgeous woman. She passed away last week
and I attended the funeral on Monday, and it was beautiful.
It was exactly the kind of service that you hope
(36:47):
you get.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh, that's so nice to say.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, And when you've lived a life full of kindness
and support and intelligence, you get the funeral you deserve.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
And that is what Jenny got.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's like the bow at the end of life on
the box.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes. And the reason that I want to talk about
this weekend coming and how it can be so insufferable
is that I spent a lot of time at Jenny's house,
in Jenny's home with Roe, and I never felt like
a burden or annoying.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I never felt like I wasn't welcome. In fact, just
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And what you don't realize, what Jenny wouldn't have realized,
is that I was watching her. I was taking my
cues for the sort of woman that I wanted to be,
and the sort of mother that I wanted to be,
and the sort of house that I wanted to have
when I grew up from her. So even obviously you're
very important to your own children, yes, but don't forget
(37:47):
other children are watching you two, and they're working out
who they want to be and how they want to live.
And if you inspire that that is an extraordinary privilege.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That really is.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I wrote, I remembered I wrote an article about this
one Mother's Day, about fifteen years ago about Jenny. And
you know, I was sort of done about talking about
Mother's Day. I'm a mother, whatever, I don't want to
talkbout it. I want to talk about my mama, talk
about her enough. So I dedicated my column to other mothers,
and Jenny was one of them, and I'm going to
(38:20):
read it now in honor of her.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Because she was a bloody, brilliant woman.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Jenny had pictures of her kids everywhere. On the way
to the toilet in the main hallway, I might get
emotional because you know, yeah, and it was just such
a beautiful funeral. And I saw my beautiful friend struggling
anyway on the way to the toilet in the main
hallway and in her bedroom.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
We noticed my house. I've got pictures of my kids everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
There were whole galleries of her two daughters and her
son that I can still see when I close my eyes.
My favorite was a baby photo of her son that
we referred to as cool minted.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
It was on the way to the toilet. I looked
at it every time.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Jenny had the sweetest face of any woman I've ever seen.
Her eyes crinkled up like a pretty baby's.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
When she smiled.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I remember one cold Sunday, the ducted heating was blowing
a gale, and at lunchtime we sat down to a
hot bowl of Big Red and white toast with Margarine.
I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Jenny never
yelled at us. I never heard a cross word from
her mouth ever, even when we were being turns. Jenny
(39:25):
highlighted to me the importance of my role as a
friend to my kids friends, to stay cool, to fill
my home with embarrassing baby pick propaganda, and to never
ever be without an emergency tin of Big Red. On
Sunday afternoon, after I'd found out that she'd passed away
a couple of days earlier, I opened up that tin
of Big Red and I got a white loaf and
(39:49):
I put a lot of butter on it.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
And I did that for Jen. You'll be miss Jenny.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Beautifully, said Swany Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
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