April 11, 2025 • 38 mins
I'm sure all the pet owners out there have experienced this at least once. Chrissie's dog "Murphy" was acting a bit strange on the one night she had time to herself. Plus, we get to finally give away the trip of a lifetime to someone!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
God, I love a Friday. I love a Friday before holidays.
Sad news. We're going to miss you, but we're having
we're having.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
A break, We're having a couple of weeks off, but
will be back before you know it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I know, and obviously a holiday is a great thing.
But I'm really going to miss this. I really love
this show. I love coming in.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Same But do you know what I always think, Swani,
We're so lucky that we get excited about coming back
to work. A lot of people don't, so I just
try to look at the positive side.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, that's true, you know what I mean, It's true.
Plus it's school holidays, and like, seriously, is anybody ready?
In fact, that's what I want to ask you. Thirteen
twenty four ten. Give us a call, say gooday, and
just let us know. Are you mentally and physically prepared
for school holidays or are you like me? And it
just takes you by surprise every single.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Time, like some people are in the middle of them, right, Yeah,
thirteen four ten, jump on the line. We'll give you
a gift and hey, in really exciting news After three o'clock,
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip will be one. If
you are in the running for it, do not turn
your phone off. You don't want to miss.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What are we going to give our school holiday survivors, Well,
something to make it a bit easier if we can, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I reckon not. I think we give some prize bags
from Coco Black correct, Yes, like getting them ready for Easter.
And then also there's a couple of Frank Green Lucky bands.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my god, amazing, amazing bury one in the yard
and then give them three days and a shovel. The
Chrissy Swan Show, some of us are staring down the
barrel of weeks and weeks of having to deal with
extra people.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Chrissy say today, we all love.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Our children, we all love our housemates, our little mini housemates,
but it does put a handbrake on you on your
routine because you've got everything planned well. I do anyway,
I know where I have to be, what I have
to do, and then all of a sudden, I have
all these people needing things, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And wanting to be entertained for hours on.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
A yeah, and I've got no idea. You come up
with the stuff you want to do. I do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And this is such a valid point. Yeah, when you're
an adult, mate, you've got to think about what you
want to do. Start now, start.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now, and then it won't take you by surprise when
you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And I keep saying to you, sit them in front
of the TV screen. I don't know, put white loadus
or they.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Don't like TV. They don't like it, they don't like TV.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What about we put on Big Brother two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, they definitely know that it like me, So why
would they why would they watch me?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hello Matt, Hello guys.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hi, Happy Friday. What are you doing during school holidays? Well?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I do work for a family privately, and I have
a baby and a three year old, but during school
holidays I have three extras and you know how hard
it is to have five children at home. We're all
different ages, Natalie.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
When you say you work privately for a family, do
you mean you work for you were because a nanny?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Do you bring their kids to your house or do
your kids go to their house? How does that work? Well?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Basically I go to their house, but I can, you know,
if need I can, you know, take them back to
mine and entertain them. But You've got a baby, a
three year old, and three primary schoolers. It's so tricky
to work out what activities to do and who needs,
who needs to sleep, who needs mine, who needs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm so glad that you're laughing, because I just feel
like I feel like rocking in the corner, like just
changing my identity and disappearing forever.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No, it's a brilliant job on you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hey, what about a six hour game of hide and
seek and they have to find you when you're just
having a coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know what, what I've got you and I know
that we have to be quick? What can you suggest
for me? Like, I work all the time, and I've
got so many fun things. I'm a life enthusiast, so
I love doing stuff. My kids don't like television. How
can I get them to step into their power and
(04:10):
into their identity and like do weird stuff like I do?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, I would suggest it might sound a bit crazy,
but you invite people extras over, You get them to
bring a mate over, and that entertains them, so you know,
like you know, PEG's got an mixture girlfriend that she
wants to bring over once there's actually more in the home.
It sounds like, oh, three's enough. But if you've got six,
they're all entertainment on friend.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yes, so much.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That is so true. PEG's doing that today and it
just takes a load off your mind because.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They're maybe sitting one another heat. We're going to send
you a two hundred dollars deluxe prize bag from Cocoa Black.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Thank you, Yeah, put it up high. Hello, Vicky, Hey,
how are you going so good? Yeah? And to you
what's on for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Time care? And mum's just been put in hospital, so
I'll be back and forth to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I'm juggling by seven grandkids that are wanting going
to come over to eat my food. I'm sorry, what
seven grandkids? Yeah? I mean you are the classic sandwich generation,
aren't you? Looking after your mom? Looking after the grandkids?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Wow, VICKI, I'm going to give you two prizes. I'm
going to give you a two hundred deluxe prize bag
from Coco Black so you can enjoy that. And then
I'm going to send you a Frank Green Lucky bag
and you can divvy it up between the kids.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh my god, oh my granddos have got them and
I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And I'm going to be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
None, he's got my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, keep it, keep it allo, Steve. Let's finish with you.
How you feeling? Are you mentally prepared for the school holidays?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'm freaking out. Really, I'm going to try and think
of all things to do to trying to keep them
occupied for all that time.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm running wild. I know it's so hard, isn't it.
How many of you got at home?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Four?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh? My god? And what are their ages? Youngest eldest?
They're sixth eight, twelve and fifteen? Oh wow, wow? Similar
ages to mine. I mean, I've got absolutely no advice
for you, Steve.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Steve, I'm going to send you one hundred dollars to
spend at shell Ready Express and a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, that'll give you a full tank to drive away.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm a bit tired today, Jack, A bit tired? What? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think I know why?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yes, it's about the text message I sent to you
and our dear friend and compadre Tom last night at
a mound tennish. Yeah, somewhere between nine thirty and ten.
I'll play it to you now, sni third so exactly
(06:55):
like his.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Leg is very injured.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
He looks like it. Now he's here and he's fine.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What's free hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
To take to an emergency there?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh no, Peg?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
OK, So let's just break this down. The reason it's
so it was so late. Was got this bloody house.
I'm still renovating, and I'm burning the midnight oil. The
deadline is today to have it complete. So last night
I'm like cleaning windows, mopping floors, you know, arranging plants.
(07:41):
Get home at quarter past nine. I've called the kids
from the house and I've just said, then for yourself,
I've got the deep freeze there. There might be a
dead body and it might not, but absolutely so they did.
They did, Actually they had, you know, dumplings and whatever.
I was there late. I got home at quarter past nine,
absolutely dead on my feet. You can imagine you would.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Have exuded every ounce of energy you had.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Absolutely So I walk in and Peg has a grave
expression on her face. She's like me the animal lover right, yes, identical,
and she's like, Murphy's not good. I said, what do
you mean? And she goes, he can't move, So I'm
looking at Murphy. Murphy's my dog. Obviously, I'm like, you
(08:28):
better not be foxy. Anyway, I go Murphy and he's
sitting down, you know, normally all over me. It's like
my son, Well it's the son that likes me, and
he's sitting down on his mum and he's just looking
at me like I can't come to you. I want to,
but I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
So I'm like, of course I go straight to it's
a tumor on his spine. Well, I'm going to take
him to the vet and I'll never get him out again.
That's what my brain does. I can't be alone there.
So anyway, I google emergency vets. There's one close to me,
which I didn't even know existed. We get there nine
point thirty eight something like that. We're seen straight away
(09:10):
the minute he gets inside. By the way, I have
to carry him to the car.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Because he quite literally can't walk.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He can't walk. PEG is sitting in the back seat
with him on the way like an ambulance, an emergency ambulance.
And I'm still in like, you know, cleaning clothes. I
look like death, but that's they'd be used to that.
So we get there. He meets the vet within thirty seconds.
The light is back on in his eyes.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Little shit.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He's jumping on his back legs, the same the same
legs that he could not come to me anyway. The
Vet's like, I don't know what fine. He seems fine
to me. And then I mean she didn't stop it
from sticking a finger up his arm and all that
sort of stuff. He was like, hell, is this what if?
What if you put her? You're putting me through here?
I said it was my leg anyway, and that was it.
(10:02):
It costs me four hundred and twelve.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Dollars a blessed peg for thinking it was this free free.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm like, are you joking?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Life is expensive?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
So expensive? And if there's one thing, and I know
that you're going to be nodding along with me. If
you have a kid that has the croup, or if
you have a kid that complains of an ear infection,
or a dog that pretends that he can't walk, it's
always on a public holiday or a Sunday night, or
(10:37):
for an case of animal any evening, and nowhere is
available that is going to cost you less than four
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Are the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Show as usual, my brain malfunctions and I you've known
me for a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We're coming up on a decade together.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
When did you realize that my brain is wired in
an unusual way?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
That day three, day three?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It just never sleeps. It never stops thinking of stupid things.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yes, which is brilliant for all of us listening.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's very exhausting, though, for us. I have invented a
machine that tells you exactly what goes on in my brain.
And be warned.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
It's spooky, like a circle and a spile, like a
wheel within a wheel, never ending on the beginning, I'm
a never spelling wee.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'd like to make my own candles. Did I do
that amazing price adjustment thing on my last em order?
Must check? Wish I hadn't pushed the door so hard
that it punched a hole in the plast because now
I guess I've got to live in that hole forever.
(12:09):
If I don't clean out the homus tub before I
put it in the recycling bin, do they really not
take the whole bin? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I reckon?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
My lawnmower man ghosted me because I forgot to pick
up Murphy's poo on the last two occasions. That's fair. Actually,
Facebook marketplace is wild. I'm so sad my favorite came
like dustpan and brush has been discontinued. Why must write
(12:42):
him an email?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
And no wom.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That was literally thirty seconds worth of thoughts.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I really just want to rewind the lawnmowing man. I'm
invested in this story because you were but you were
quite happy with him once you got in lovely.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He was lovely and he would come eventually, and then
he just ghosted me. And the last communications is me
just going Hi, are you coming?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's been three weeks, grass is very long. Hi, the
absolutely nothing, the Chrissy Swan Show, The weekend is almost here?
How do we make that feeling? Last?
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Speaker 1 (14:36):
Chrissy's clickait.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is Carlid the same guy as DJ.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Karlet No, but I can understand how that could people
could mistake that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What is a DJ Karled song?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
DJ Karled sings that song with Justin Bieber? That is cool?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Does he say his name a lot like did Colored? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I mean my favorite DJ Colored song Yeah, would have
to be the one he did with Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Whoa yeah, Wow whoa. When I whenever I sing or
move to a Rihanna song, I act like a troll
that's under the bridge and I'm like, Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Your your favorite Colored song? Yes? Is this? Yeah? We
still got love to you?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Young Young.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Reminds me about friend Dino. Anyway, So we're talking about Carlid,
not DJ Carli. This one yeah, this guy he has
uh he said this the way This song is stuck
in my head right now. And then he's tagged Sabrina
Carpenter have to listen to this man singing please please please.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Peez please please don't bring me too ches when not
just in my makeup.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Son, her break is one thing man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He goes, no, I'm bag.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You don't embarrass me.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Mother.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I saw him live a few years ago, maybe just
to forg COVID, and he was unbelievable. I was obsessed
with his first album, COWLDI.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I would have thought he was a lot older. I
don't know why he's your age.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's twenty seven. Yeah, I'm twenty eight. He's twenty seven
because he was younger than me at the show when
I was like, what I remember this song, Billy so
this lovely? Oh my god, okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh god, it's mesterizing, miser I feel like I haven't
sung for a long time. In my kitchen. I feel
like that is absolutely on the agenda this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
To carry out and coming out.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Baby, that's the that's.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The Idiot's a karaoke machine. I've I've just got a microphone. Man,
I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's like it's like a tam karaoke machine. There's a
little speaker attached to it, isn't it? No, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, but it's like, you know, separate, like a band
has it. It's banned level. Yeah, it's de leite singers,
microphone and the the whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know, what do you call it?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's a little speaker. It's like anyway, like you know
Bernard Fanning from PARTIFI. All right, let's move on to
a story about a man getting angry about plain food,
very very angry. Not only I mean, look you either
one camp or the other. I personally love an airplane meal.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I hate it. I fast before going on a plane.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes, so do I, but so that I can eat
more of the meal.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
No, and then I sorry, I fast on the plane.
Why because it just makes me feel sick on the plane,
like in blows up my stomach.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh my god, it's so delicious and it's so exciting.
When you take off the silver foil, you don't know
what it is, and even when you're looking at it
most of the time, you don't know what it is. Anyway,
he has stormed the cockpit what over the wrong plane meal,
and has made the entire plane with three hundred passengers
turn back around four hours into his journey after getting
(18:25):
the wrong meal, the worst meal I ever got, I
took a photograph off. It was on a British Airways flight.
Probably shouldn't say that it was on a British Airways flight.
And do you know what? There was nothing wrong with
the food. What was I think it was a cultural misfit?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Haddock? Like a fish? It was like a smoky fish.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who wants fish on a plane?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Not me either, not me?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And I took a photo of it. And even then,
you know, people will be like, oh, well, you know,
you're obviously got a nice seat if you're getting a meal,
and it was nice, that's big real.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Show.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
by a real bakers Chrissy song fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, I'm going to say small correction there on
that sentence. Nothing tastes fresher than fresh bread. That tastes
better than fresh bread. It is hot Cross Bond season.
And I am afraid I'm going to wake up tomorrow
with the white line straight down the middle of my
face and then across because I've really been Oh yeah,
(19:34):
some damage. This is where we enjoy a fresh hit. Yes, Wanni,
and this is a good one. Ariana Grande. You think, Jack,
that everyone should really embrace this and enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I do, Swan. I've been listening to some interviews with
Ariana of late, and I feel like she's nearly done
with music. I think she is done with it. I
think she's going to enter her acting Europe properly.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So this is like I think she wants to do
like Broadway.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, So she did the slightly deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine,
and I think we really need to enjoy these bonus
songs because it's all we're going to have for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh my god, this is sad. But in better news,
this is an absolute dream.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
This is so so dreamy and beautiful. It's called twilight Zone.
Please enjoy it on this Friday, The.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Chrissy Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show. It's Friday, and
I just think a bum bag is great for weekends, don't.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You, Jack, Nope, Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I don't go anywhere without mine. Matthew, are you going
to be a proud bum bag where a song?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I am.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm salivating. I want that bum bag.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, I love it so much.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hey, Matthew keeps salivating because inside the bum bag is
a one hundred dollars Cadbury prize pack.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
That's my favorite. Oh my god, how good? Hello, Renee? Hello,
how are you? You'd love this prize packed too? Wouldn't
you love a bit of Cadbury?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I would would?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Quietly, I know. And then you know, you can just
call the Easter Bunny and say you're off. You're off
for this season. Sort your names are your buzzers, my lovely.
It's the best of a five meaning, first of you
to get to the three ounces, correct gets the bum
bag and the chocolate. Question number one quite literally gets
the chocolates they do. AFLs gather around kicked off last
(21:29):
night in which Australian city.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yes, Renee, it is in South Australia, Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It is now fair warning, Matthew, Renee seems to be
very swift off the mark.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Let's see, let's test your buzzer, Matthew, say Matthew really quickly,
matt speed, I like it.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Question number two A keg is used for storing what
matt Yeah, yeah, look, but mainly yeah, mainly maybe beer.
Question number three one year ago today, this hit was released. Yes,
Matt title an artist pause Espresso by I know when
(22:14):
you're in the hate of it, you forget. Yes, yes,
yes it is. Yes. That's two for Matthew and one
for Renee.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Alright, Question number four, this is for the win match.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I need it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I reckon, I reckon, Matt we'll get this.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I'm going to sleep with it.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're gonna what.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm going to all my stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
And just take it everywhere and sleep with it. Get
to sleep with it, sleep with the bombag you recon
happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's actually an excellent portable pillow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It put it in my papers, in with my book
and my life.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I feel like you're going to get this, Mike. I
mean I just read that question.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, I've just read, just read the question, just read
the question.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
The question is Mike eight is the creator of which
hit TV show everyone's watching a matt Yes, it is white.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He's bluddy done.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You don't need a tom Teine pillow, my love. You've
got the Christy Swanshow so I've been trying for so long?
What I never get photographs of our beautiful listeners the
bum bag, can you please, thank you? Thank you. Matthew
and Renee.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Enjoy sleeping with that. Matthew, Renee, you didn't get the
bum bag, but I ain't going to send you a
one hundred dollars Cadbury Prize park.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Okay, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Tell these to Bunny. Have some time off.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
We have been unloading all of our mail.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Look light, do you I forgot how to speak? Then
for a moment, that's okay, a little lapse.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, we're about to have a couple of weeks of relaxation. Yeah,
you'll be able to restore.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'm tired from being an emergency last.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Night with Murphy Artie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
If you want to find out more about that, hit
us up on the podcast, And if you want to
be featured on this very segment when we return from
our holidays, find us on Instagram. Christy Swan Show, slide
into our DMS. You'll be getting Jack just pretends it's
not him because he likes people to think that he's
got help. But it's him on what on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, no, no, it's definitely not Marco on Thomas.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Either, why what are you doing on there?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What? Everyone? People run?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
It?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Isn't it you?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yes? It's me?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
But like, is it not you?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Not?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Always? No, I don't do all the uploading and go
it logging on and a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, but you get into the DM.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You can get in there. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Maybe I should. No, I've got enough.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
No, donate something on.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Te enough on my plate. All right. I'm in total
shock because last week, in sweeping statements, I said that
shepherd Abercada should be made extinct. And some people are outraged.
Some people are outraged, and then some people have just
taken it too far as per give it to me,
Donna says, I love the shepherd. It's creamy, not fibrous.
That is true. And I've got an addendum to this.
(25:13):
I bought the shepherd appercatos. Obviously, I buy them. And
guess what, I left them in the bowl for longer
than I would a hass. They were delicious. I think
I've just been cutting them open too soon.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh my god, you've been converted to a shepherd. I
don't know even when I leave them too long. I
appreciate what uh Donna's saying here, because if you like
a creamy texture and your avo. I get why you
would like shepherd, but I just love my male hasse.
I'm a house boy.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
When we get back from holidays, I'm going to time
it so that I bring you in a really good Shepherd.
I think we've been doing it wrong, Okay, Adonia says,
no way, give me a shep at any day, no
matter what stage, they are always perfect. Well that's a lie.
What about this? It gets progressively worse. I'd hope to
be a family business that relies on Shepherd avocado. You
(26:03):
just trying to destroy an industry, are you? Yeah, yep,
that's me. I wake up and I went first, I'm
going to get a coffee and then I'm going to
destroy a whole industry.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That's what I'm doing on this Thursday.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Especially a family run one. That'd be stupid. Brendan says,
by the sound of it, Christy Swan is a Shepherd
of a cuda of the radio world.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Is that so, Brendan, Well, it seems like a lot
of people people like shepherd.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Though that's true, like creamy, not fabro. I want to
move on to chapel roone. So she commented about motherhood
and happiness, saying she doesn't know anyone with kids who's happy,
and I said, that is true, but really, when you
look at it, what he's really happy. I don't know
anybody with a great job who's happy, or anyone who's
(26:53):
bought the Australian dream who's happy or whatever. Apart from you, Jack,
you're pretty happy. Would you say you're pretty happy?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I would say I'm extremely happy, but like, don't look
at my credit card debt or let's not to think
too deep into that side of life. But still I'm
very I am.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You are very happy, Sarah said to me. I just
want to say thank you so much, Christy for what
you said today on the show about happiness. And what
I said was, if you if you're putting all your
eggs in the basket of something else, whether you know
it's booze that you think is going to make you happy,
your kid's going to make happy. If you ever say
something in your quiet moments along the lines of if
I just get this, then I'll be happy. And that
(27:31):
includes if I get to be a size ten then
I'll be happy. If I just get that house, I'll
be happy. If I just get that car, I'll be happy.
You won't know. It's got nothing to do with it.
It's a fool's game.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It's about it sounds lame, swany, but I often think
this it's about the ride, not the destination. Correct. You
got to enjoy the jat enjoy the moments in.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Sarah says, thanks for saying it, because you know I'm
reading between the lines. I got two kids at a husband,
and I'm miserable. Jules has reached out with a request.
She says, Christy and Jack, can you please put together
that list of shows? But you keep on threatening to
do it, and I just think it's the best community
service you could offer. Is a regular segment where we say,
(28:15):
the first thing you say, if you speak to your
sister or your brother, or your mum or your friend,
what are you watching? Maybe we've got to do that.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You know how we always say you, Tom and I
need to do a breakfast or a lunch on the
first Monday of every month because we never had time
to properly talk. Maybe on this we need to log that.
And on that same day, do you watch out recommendations
from the past month.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I love it because we recommended Saltburn and Jules has
watched that, and now she's watching Blackfish. Have you watched that?
Dot Co yet? You will love it. I'll tell you
what I watched yesterday, kind of Pregnant with Amy Schumer,
and I really enjoyed it. Okay, I really enjoyed it.
It's a really kind of classic predictable Hollywood story, but
(28:57):
it's great.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Would I like it?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay? Great? How don't we run out of time really quickly?
Do one more so?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
My name is Billy Bob Banana Hammock, and I heard
Chrissy identifying as a wombat. I worked on a horse
trail ride farm from the age of fifteen. Some people
came and camped on the farm to observe the wombats.
Do you, Chrissy court like a wombat? You know, the
female turns in a perfect figure eight, and the male
follows the exact figure right until he catches up with
(29:27):
her and flips her on her side and does the
world thing with her. Thank you so much for asking, Billy, Yes,
I do court like a wombat.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I've always said that my favorite thing about this job
is giving away holidays, and I'm about to be very selfless.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
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Speaker 1 (29:52):
Toda't you Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's right, Chrissy and Jack's bucket list. It's a momentous
occasion because normally it's Christy, Cristy, that christ This one's
got Christy and Jack in the title.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
It does Swany and my bucket list trip is to
New York City, which you're about to jet off to. Yes,
bear Bear, but mine is to New York City. It's
for two adults, no kids in this trip. It includes accommodation,
airport transfers, some unbelievable experiences, some spending money. It is
(30:31):
simply what you want to do in New York City
if you got I.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Guess what, Jack, how long have you been in the
wonderful world of radio?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I want to say nine years? Now must one?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
How many times have you experienced the sheer joy of
giving someone an amazing holiday that they would normally never
be able to afford.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I don't think I have, Christy Swan, this.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Is them and I'm handing over this moment to you. Now.
I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What if you guys, who are you?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
If this doesn't fill you with the joy of love
and camaraderie and giving, then you really are dead inside.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Okay, okay, we have our winner's number here and I'm
hitting dial now.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Don't stuff this up. It's a very big moment for someone.
I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Hello, Hey, Deb, how are you good? Are good? Thank you?
My name is Jack Charles. Do you know who I am?
And Deb? You entered into my bucket list trip for
the trip to New York City, and I just I
just wanted to make the call myself to tell you
(32:00):
that unfortunately, you're going to New York City dead.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
You for real?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
This is real.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
I am shaking, are you?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, you're going.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You're going on a ship. Believe you're going to see
the Statue of Liberty. You're going to see that steam
coming out of the vents.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yes, an American slice of pizza and New York slice.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Of pizza, one of those great huge ones.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yes, it's in your near future.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I don't believe it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I told everyone, I'm thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you so much. Oh my gosh, amazing.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Let me just tell you what you've won. You've won
return flights, you've run accommodation, and then you've won all
these amazing experiences like a Brooklyn graffiti to our a
Lower east Side food who are a Yankee stadium, to
a vipp passes, to the top of the Rockefeller Center,
and about you to our friend Andy Lee's pup old mates.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Oh my god, that is amazing. I cannot believe it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You are going to have the best time. Just a
little tip for your traveler's tip. If you are a
tea or an instant coffee drinker, please perck your own
kettle because they do not have them in America. They
don't have electrical kettle.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
To boil your water. They don't happen.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
No, you microwave animals.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You're on it. You're on a trip curated by Jack Charles.
I only want you drinking martinis and champagne. Ha ha
yeah girl. Congratulations, deb have the best weekend. And a
massive thank you to Exclusive Holiday Getaways, our new best friends.
They've done an amazing job helping us put our bucket
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Speaker 2 (34:00):
How do you think that went?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Jack and not getting inside?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's so good magic the Chrissy Swan Show. We are
almost out of here, but I really want to hit
reddit with you.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Jack Chrissy's Cliqueait.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I really don't think we're going to have too much
time for anything but this, Yes, Reddit, we love it.
This is an ouchy cringey dilemma. The title is this
someone I specifically did not invite to my wedding has
RSVP'd to it?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So it's a big, long explanation, but the bottom line
is these two people used to be friends. One of
them kind of wasn't there for the person that's getting married,
and she'd tried to distance herself, okay, over the years.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
What's tricky, man, when you're trying to do that slowly
and over the years.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
The person that wasn't there for her and wasn't bided
heard that the wedding was going ahead and just assumed
that the invitation was coming an RSVP before the invitation came,
and the invitation wasn't coming, So what do you do?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
See. This is what's really hard in the modern eraswe
because it's a website. You ARSVP too. Anyone technically could
get that link and log on, of.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Course, or even if it's even if it's not that technological,
if you send a letter, or if you assume that
you're invited, you can just send it next. Why do so?
What would you do? Would you just go under the
radar and go, oh god, then they're coming, nor would
you used to call them in your voice?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You've got a man up. This woman needs to man up.
This is her opportunity to finally cut the cord. Unfortunately,
trying to wean this friend out or slowly fade out
the friendship hasn't worked.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Let's role play it now.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
She's not read to play it.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You're getting married and I have RSVP. Ring ring ring ring.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Hey, I'm gonna have to really fastrake it. I'll do
a bit nice. Hey Christy, it's Jack. Are you? Oh
my god?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I haven't over from you. It's so long. Congratulations on
your wedding. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey, I'm just about that. It's actually why I'm calling. Yeah,
obviously I really value our friendship, and you know, I've
known you for so long. But yes, fortunately, well no,
see this is the thing. You're utterly insufferable to delete
my number. No, I would say, Unfortunately, it's a really intimate, small,
tight wedding and.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
We've known each other.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
This is why I haven't been able to extend the
invite to you. So I'm not sure who gave you
the link to rs VP on that who gave you
the link, because then you're going to go and spray
that person, But unfortunately you can't be there. Have a
nice life to lete my number, but bye.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm heartbroken and I'm going to sleep under your window
until you let me come.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Well, go get on a mental health care plan. Like, no,
that's just inappropriate to do that. Don't put a friend
in that position.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Speak king of a mental health care plan. I actually
am doing my equivalent of that.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yes, because we have two weeks off. Now what are
you doing? It's been a big week for you. It's
the first week of school holidays in Beviture.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's been a huge few months for me. I've really
achieved a lot and I'm tired. And guess where I'm going.
Past Chrissy is.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
The best because she booked is.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Because past Chrissy in September. Just knew that future Chrissy
was going to be cooked by tomorrow. It's so weird,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I booked two weeks on my own in Bali, and
last week I changed it from on my own, taking
my sister and it's just me and my beautiful sister
and we're just going to talk and laugh and play
backgam and just like we did when we lived together
in the age.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Doing your own buck. Got this trip and we've given
two of those await in the last few weeks, had
the most beautiful times. Twey, You've earned it. We love you.
We'll still have podcasts dropping. Listen to the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Your challenge from me for the holidays is not too
many hangovers and not too many dead brain cells, because
you're now of the age that they don't come back.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Okay, thank you noted. I'll take that on board, and
I'll see you in two weeks with like twenty less
brain cells.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If you turn up like Mickey Rourke on the first
day Never. The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Do you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
God, I love a Friday. I love a Friday before holidays.
Sad news. We're going to miss you, but we're having
we're having.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
A break, We're having a couple of weeks off, but
will be back before you know it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I know, and obviously a holiday is a great thing.
But I'm really going to miss this. I really love
this show. I love coming in.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Same But do you know what I always think, Swani,
We're so lucky that we get excited about coming back
to work. A lot of people don't, so I just
try to look at the positive side.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, that's true, you know what I mean, It's true.
Plus it's school holidays, and like, seriously, is anybody ready?
In fact, that's what I want to ask you. Thirteen
twenty four ten. Give us a call, say gooday, and
just let us know. Are you mentally and physically prepared
for school holidays or are you like me? And it
just takes you by surprise every single.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Time, like some people are in the middle of them, right, Yeah,
thirteen four ten, jump on the line. We'll give you
a gift and hey, in really exciting news After three o'clock,
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip will be one. If
you are in the running for it, do not turn
your phone off. You don't want to miss.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What are we going to give our school holiday survivors, Well,
something to make it a bit easier if we can, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I reckon not. I think we give some prize bags
from Coco Black correct, Yes, like getting them ready for Easter.
And then also there's a couple of Frank Green Lucky bands.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my god, amazing, amazing bury one in the yard
and then give them three days and a shovel. The
Chrissy Swan Show, some of us are staring down the
barrel of weeks and weeks of having to deal with
extra people.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Chrissy say today, we all love.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Our children, we all love our housemates, our little mini housemates,
but it does put a handbrake on you on your
routine because you've got everything planned well. I do anyway,
I know where I have to be, what I have
to do, and then all of a sudden, I have
all these people needing things, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And wanting to be entertained for hours on.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
A yeah, and I've got no idea. You come up
with the stuff you want to do. I do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And this is such a valid point. Yeah, when you're
an adult, mate, you've got to think about what you
want to do. Start now, start.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now, and then it won't take you by surprise when
you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And I keep saying to you, sit them in front
of the TV screen. I don't know, put white loadus
or they.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Don't like TV. They don't like it, they don't like TV.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What about we put on Big Brother two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, they definitely know that it like me, So why
would they why would they watch me?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hello Matt, Hello guys.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hi, Happy Friday. What are you doing during school holidays? Well?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I do work for a family privately, and I have
a baby and a three year old, but during school
holidays I have three extras and you know how hard
it is to have five children at home. We're all
different ages, Natalie.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
When you say you work privately for a family, do
you mean you work for you were because a nanny?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Do you bring their kids to your house or do
your kids go to their house? How does that work? Well?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Basically I go to their house, but I can, you know,
if need I can, you know, take them back to
mine and entertain them. But You've got a baby, a
three year old, and three primary schoolers. It's so tricky
to work out what activities to do and who needs,
who needs to sleep, who needs mine, who needs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm so glad that you're laughing, because I just feel
like I feel like rocking in the corner, like just
changing my identity and disappearing forever.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
No, it's a brilliant job on you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hey, what about a six hour game of hide and
seek and they have to find you when you're just
having a coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know what, what I've got you and I know
that we have to be quick? What can you suggest
for me? Like, I work all the time, and I've
got so many fun things. I'm a life enthusiast, so
I love doing stuff. My kids don't like television. How
can I get them to step into their power and
(04:10):
into their identity and like do weird stuff like I do?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, I would suggest it might sound a bit crazy,
but you invite people extras over, You get them to
bring a mate over, and that entertains them, so you know,
like you know, PEG's got an mixture girlfriend that she
wants to bring over once there's actually more in the home.
It sounds like, oh, three's enough. But if you've got six,
they're all entertainment on friend.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yes, so much.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That is so true. PEG's doing that today and it
just takes a load off your mind because.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They're maybe sitting one another heat. We're going to send
you a two hundred dollars deluxe prize bag from Cocoa Black.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Thank you, Yeah, put it up high. Hello, Vicky, Hey,
how are you going so good? Yeah? And to you
what's on for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Time care? And mum's just been put in hospital, so
I'll be back and forth to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I'm juggling by seven grandkids that are wanting going
to come over to eat my food. I'm sorry, what
seven grandkids? Yeah? I mean you are the classic sandwich generation,
aren't you? Looking after your mom? Looking after the grandkids?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Wow, VICKI, I'm going to give you two prizes. I'm
going to give you a two hundred deluxe prize bag
from Coco Black so you can enjoy that. And then
I'm going to send you a Frank Green Lucky bag
and you can divvy it up between the kids.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh my god, oh my granddos have got them and
I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And I'm going to be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
None, he's got my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, keep it, keep it allo, Steve. Let's finish with you.
How you feeling? Are you mentally prepared for the school holidays?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'm freaking out. Really, I'm going to try and think
of all things to do to trying to keep them
occupied for all that time.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm running wild. I know it's so hard, isn't it.
How many of you got at home?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Four?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh? My god? And what are their ages? Youngest eldest?
They're sixth eight, twelve and fifteen? Oh wow, wow? Similar
ages to mine. I mean, I've got absolutely no advice
for you, Steve.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Steve, I'm going to send you one hundred dollars to
spend at shell Ready Express and a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, that'll give you a full tank to drive away.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm a bit tired today, Jack, A bit tired? What? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think I know why?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yes, it's about the text message I sent to you
and our dear friend and compadre Tom last night at
a mound tennish. Yeah, somewhere between nine thirty and ten.
I'll play it to you now, sni third so exactly
(06:55):
like his.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Leg is very injured.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
He looks like it. Now he's here and he's fine.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What's free hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
To take to an emergency there?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh no, Peg?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
OK, So let's just break this down. The reason it's
so it was so late. Was got this bloody house.
I'm still renovating, and I'm burning the midnight oil. The
deadline is today to have it complete. So last night
I'm like cleaning windows, mopping floors, you know, arranging plants.
(07:41):
Get home at quarter past nine. I've called the kids
from the house and I've just said, then for yourself,
I've got the deep freeze there. There might be a
dead body and it might not, but absolutely so they did.
They did, Actually they had, you know, dumplings and whatever.
I was there late. I got home at quarter past nine,
absolutely dead on my feet. You can imagine you would.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Have exuded every ounce of energy you had.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Absolutely So I walk in and Peg has a grave
expression on her face. She's like me the animal lover right, yes, identical,
and she's like, Murphy's not good. I said, what do
you mean? And she goes, he can't move, So I'm
looking at Murphy. Murphy's my dog. Obviously, I'm like, you
(08:28):
better not be foxy. Anyway, I go Murphy and he's
sitting down, you know, normally all over me. It's like
my son, Well it's the son that likes me, and
he's sitting down on his mum and he's just looking
at me like I can't come to you. I want to,
but I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
So I'm like, of course I go straight to it's
a tumor on his spine. Well, I'm going to take
him to the vet and I'll never get him out again.
That's what my brain does. I can't be alone there.
So anyway, I google emergency vets. There's one close to me,
which I didn't even know existed. We get there nine
point thirty eight something like that. We're seen straight away
(09:10):
the minute he gets inside. By the way, I have
to carry him to the car.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Because he quite literally can't walk.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He can't walk. PEG is sitting in the back seat
with him on the way like an ambulance, an emergency ambulance.
And I'm still in like, you know, cleaning clothes. I
look like death, but that's they'd be used to that.
So we get there. He meets the vet within thirty seconds.
The light is back on in his eyes.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Little shit.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He's jumping on his back legs, the same the same
legs that he could not come to me anyway. The
Vet's like, I don't know what fine. He seems fine
to me. And then I mean she didn't stop it
from sticking a finger up his arm and all that
sort of stuff. He was like, hell, is this what if?
What if you put her? You're putting me through here?
I said it was my leg anyway, and that was it.
(10:02):
It costs me four hundred and twelve.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Dollars a blessed peg for thinking it was this free free.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm like, are you joking?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Life is expensive?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
So expensive? And if there's one thing, and I know
that you're going to be nodding along with me. If
you have a kid that has the croup, or if
you have a kid that complains of an ear infection,
or a dog that pretends that he can't walk, it's
always on a public holiday or a Sunday night, or
(10:37):
for an case of animal any evening, and nowhere is
available that is going to cost you less than four
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Are the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Show as usual, my brain malfunctions and I you've known
me for a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We're coming up on a decade together.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
When did you realize that my brain is wired in
an unusual way?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
That day three, day three?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It just never sleeps. It never stops thinking of stupid things.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yes, which is brilliant for all of us listening.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's very exhausting, though, for us. I have invented a
machine that tells you exactly what goes on in my brain.
And be warned.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
It's spooky, like a circle and a spile, like a
wheel within a wheel, never ending on the beginning, I'm
a never spelling wee.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'd like to make my own candles. Did I do
that amazing price adjustment thing on my last em order?
Must check? Wish I hadn't pushed the door so hard
that it punched a hole in the plast because now
I guess I've got to live in that hole forever.
(12:09):
If I don't clean out the homus tub before I
put it in the recycling bin, do they really not
take the whole bin? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I reckon?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
My lawnmower man ghosted me because I forgot to pick
up Murphy's poo on the last two occasions. That's fair. Actually,
Facebook marketplace is wild. I'm so sad my favorite came
like dustpan and brush has been discontinued. Why must write
(12:42):
him an email?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
And no wom.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That was literally thirty seconds worth of thoughts.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I really just want to rewind the lawnmowing man. I'm
invested in this story because you were but you were
quite happy with him once you got in lovely.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He was lovely and he would come eventually, and then
he just ghosted me. And the last communications is me
just going Hi, are you coming?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's been three weeks, grass is very long. Hi, the
absolutely nothing, the Chrissy Swan Show, The weekend is almost here?
How do we make that feeling? Last?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
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Speaker 1 (14:36):
Chrissy's clickait.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is Carlid the same guy as DJ.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Karlet No, but I can understand how that could people
could mistake that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What is a DJ Karled song?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
DJ Karled sings that song with Justin Bieber? That is cool?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Does he say his name a lot like did Colored? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I mean my favorite DJ Colored song Yeah, would have
to be the one he did with Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Whoa yeah, Wow whoa. When I whenever I sing or
move to a Rihanna song, I act like a troll
that's under the bridge and I'm like, Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Your your favorite Colored song? Yes? Is this? Yeah? We
still got love to you?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Young Young.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Reminds me about friend Dino. Anyway, So we're talking about Carlid,
not DJ Carli. This one yeah, this guy he has
uh he said this the way This song is stuck
in my head right now. And then he's tagged Sabrina
Carpenter have to listen to this man singing please please please.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Peez please please don't bring me too ches when not
just in my makeup.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Son, her break is one thing man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He goes, no, I'm bag.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You don't embarrass me.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Mother.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I saw him live a few years ago, maybe just
to forg COVID, and he was unbelievable. I was obsessed
with his first album, COWLDI.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I would have thought he was a lot older. I
don't know why he's your age.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's twenty seven. Yeah, I'm twenty eight. He's twenty seven
because he was younger than me at the show when
I was like, what I remember this song, Billy so
this lovely? Oh my god, okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh god, it's mesterizing, miser I feel like I haven't
sung for a long time. In my kitchen. I feel
like that is absolutely on the agenda this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
To carry out and coming out.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Baby, that's the that's.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The Idiot's a karaoke machine. I've I've just got a microphone. Man,
I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's like it's like a tam karaoke machine. There's a
little speaker attached to it, isn't it? No, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, but it's like, you know, separate, like a band
has it. It's banned level. Yeah, it's de leite singers,
microphone and the the whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know, what do you call it?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's a little speaker. It's like anyway, like you know
Bernard Fanning from PARTIFI. All right, let's move on to
a story about a man getting angry about plain food,
very very angry. Not only I mean, look you either
one camp or the other. I personally love an airplane meal.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I hate it. I fast before going on a plane.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes, so do I, but so that I can eat
more of the meal.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
No, and then I sorry, I fast on the plane.
Why because it just makes me feel sick on the plane,
like in blows up my stomach.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh my god, it's so delicious and it's so exciting.
When you take off the silver foil, you don't know
what it is, and even when you're looking at it
most of the time, you don't know what it is. Anyway,
he has stormed the cockpit what over the wrong plane meal,
and has made the entire plane with three hundred passengers
turn back around four hours into his journey after getting
(18:25):
the wrong meal, the worst meal I ever got, I
took a photograph off. It was on a British Airways flight.
Probably shouldn't say that it was on a British Airways flight.
And do you know what? There was nothing wrong with
the food. What was I think it was a cultural misfit?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Haddock? Like a fish? It was like a smoky fish.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who wants fish on a plane?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Not me either, not me?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And I took a photo of it. And even then,
you know, people will be like, oh, well, you know,
you're obviously got a nice seat if you're getting a meal,
and it was nice, that's big real.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Show.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
by a real bakers Chrissy song fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I mean, I'm going to say small correction there on
that sentence. Nothing tastes fresher than fresh bread. That tastes
better than fresh bread. It is hot Cross Bond season.
And I am afraid I'm going to wake up tomorrow
with the white line straight down the middle of my
face and then across because I've really been Oh yeah,
(19:34):
some damage. This is where we enjoy a fresh hit. Yes, Wanni,
and this is a good one. Ariana Grande. You think, Jack,
that everyone should really embrace this and enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I do, Swan. I've been listening to some interviews with
Ariana of late, and I feel like she's nearly done
with music. I think she is done with it. I
think she's going to enter her acting Europe properly.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So this is like I think she wants to do
like Broadway.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, So she did the slightly deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine,
and I think we really need to enjoy these bonus
songs because it's all we're going to have for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh my god, this is sad. But in better news,
this is an absolute dream.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
This is so so dreamy and beautiful. It's called twilight Zone.
Please enjoy it on this Friday, The.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Chrissy Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show. It's Friday, and
I just think a bum bag is great for weekends, don't.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You, Jack, Nope, Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I don't go anywhere without mine. Matthew, are you going
to be a proud bum bag where a song?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I am.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm salivating. I want that bum bag.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, I love it so much.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hey, Matthew keeps salivating because inside the bum bag is
a one hundred dollars Cadbury prize pack.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
That's my favorite. Oh my god, how good? Hello, Renee? Hello,
how are you? You'd love this prize packed too? Wouldn't
you love a bit of Cadbury?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I would would?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Quietly, I know. And then you know, you can just
call the Easter Bunny and say you're off. You're off
for this season. Sort your names are your buzzers, my lovely.
It's the best of a five meaning, first of you
to get to the three ounces, correct gets the bum
bag and the chocolate. Question number one quite literally gets
the chocolates they do. AFLs gather around kicked off last
(21:29):
night in which Australian city.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yes, Renee, it is in South Australia, Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It is now fair warning, Matthew, Renee seems to be
very swift off the mark.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Let's see, let's test your buzzer, Matthew, say Matthew really quickly,
matt speed, I like it.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Question number two A keg is used for storing what
matt Yeah, yeah, look, but mainly yeah, mainly maybe beer.
Question number three one year ago today, this hit was released. Yes,
Matt title an artist pause Espresso by I know when
(22:14):
you're in the hate of it, you forget. Yes, yes,
yes it is. Yes. That's two for Matthew and one
for Renee.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Alright, Question number four, this is for the win match.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I need it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I reckon, I reckon, Matt we'll get this.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I'm going to sleep with it.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're gonna what.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm going to all my stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
And just take it everywhere and sleep with it. Get
to sleep with it, sleep with the bombag you recon
happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's actually an excellent portable pillow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It put it in my papers, in with my book
and my life.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I feel like you're going to get this, Mike. I
mean I just read that question.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, I've just read, just read the question, just read
the question.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
The question is Mike eight is the creator of which
hit TV show everyone's watching a matt Yes, it is white.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He's bluddy done.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You don't need a tom Teine pillow, my love. You've
got the Christy Swanshow so I've been trying for so long?
What I never get photographs of our beautiful listeners the
bum bag, can you please, thank you? Thank you. Matthew
and Renee.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Enjoy sleeping with that. Matthew, Renee, you didn't get the
bum bag, but I ain't going to send you a
one hundred dollars Cadbury Prize park.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Okay, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Tell these to Bunny. Have some time off.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
We have been unloading all of our mail.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Look light, do you I forgot how to speak? Then
for a moment, that's okay, a little lapse.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, we're about to have a couple of weeks of relaxation. Yeah,
you'll be able to restore.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'm tired from being an emergency last.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Night with Murphy Artie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
If you want to find out more about that, hit
us up on the podcast, And if you want to
be featured on this very segment when we return from
our holidays, find us on Instagram. Christy Swan Show, slide
into our DMS. You'll be getting Jack just pretends it's
not him because he likes people to think that he's
got help. But it's him on what on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, no, no, it's definitely not Marco on Thomas.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Either, why what are you doing on there?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What? Everyone? People run?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
It?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Isn't it you?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yes? It's me?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
But like, is it not you?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Not?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Always? No, I don't do all the uploading and go
it logging on and a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, but you get into the DM.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You can get in there. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Maybe I should. No, I've got enough.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
No, donate something on.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Te enough on my plate. All right. I'm in total
shock because last week, in sweeping statements, I said that
shepherd Abercada should be made extinct. And some people are outraged.
Some people are outraged, and then some people have just
taken it too far as per give it to me,
Donna says, I love the shepherd. It's creamy, not fibrous.
That is true. And I've got an addendum to this.
(25:13):
I bought the shepherd appercatos. Obviously, I buy them. And
guess what, I left them in the bowl for longer
than I would a hass. They were delicious. I think
I've just been cutting them open too soon.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh my god, you've been converted to a shepherd. I
don't know even when I leave them too long. I
appreciate what uh Donna's saying here, because if you like
a creamy texture and your avo. I get why you
would like shepherd, but I just love my male hasse.
I'm a house boy.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
When we get back from holidays, I'm going to time
it so that I bring you in a really good Shepherd.
I think we've been doing it wrong, Okay, Adonia says,
no way, give me a shep at any day, no
matter what stage, they are always perfect. Well that's a lie.
What about this? It gets progressively worse. I'd hope to
be a family business that relies on Shepherd avocado. You
(26:03):
just trying to destroy an industry, are you? Yeah, yep,
that's me. I wake up and I went first, I'm
going to get a coffee and then I'm going to
destroy a whole industry.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That's what I'm doing on this Thursday.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Especially a family run one. That'd be stupid. Brendan says,
by the sound of it, Christy Swan is a Shepherd
of a cuda of the radio world.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Is that so, Brendan, Well, it seems like a lot
of people people like shepherd.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Though that's true, like creamy, not fabro. I want to
move on to chapel roone. So she commented about motherhood
and happiness, saying she doesn't know anyone with kids who's happy,
and I said, that is true, but really, when you
look at it, what he's really happy. I don't know
anybody with a great job who's happy, or anyone who's
(26:53):
bought the Australian dream who's happy or whatever. Apart from you, Jack,
you're pretty happy. Would you say you're pretty happy?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I would say I'm extremely happy, but like, don't look
at my credit card debt or let's not to think
too deep into that side of life. But still I'm
very I am.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You are very happy, Sarah said to me. I just
want to say thank you so much, Christy for what
you said today on the show about happiness. And what
I said was, if you if you're putting all your
eggs in the basket of something else, whether you know
it's booze that you think is going to make you happy,
your kid's going to make happy. If you ever say
something in your quiet moments along the lines of if
I just get this, then I'll be happy. And that
(27:31):
includes if I get to be a size ten then
I'll be happy. If I just get that house, I'll
be happy. If I just get that car, I'll be happy.
You won't know. It's got nothing to do with it.
It's a fool's game.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It's about it sounds lame, swany, but I often think
this it's about the ride, not the destination. Correct. You
got to enjoy the jat enjoy the moments in.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Sarah says, thanks for saying it, because you know I'm
reading between the lines. I got two kids at a husband,
and I'm miserable. Jules has reached out with a request.
She says, Christy and Jack, can you please put together
that list of shows? But you keep on threatening to
do it, and I just think it's the best community
service you could offer. Is a regular segment where we say,
(28:15):
the first thing you say, if you speak to your
sister or your brother, or your mum or your friend,
what are you watching? Maybe we've got to do that.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You know how we always say you, Tom and I
need to do a breakfast or a lunch on the
first Monday of every month because we never had time
to properly talk. Maybe on this we need to log that.
And on that same day, do you watch out recommendations
from the past month.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I love it because we recommended Saltburn and Jules has
watched that, and now she's watching Blackfish. Have you watched that?
Dot Co yet? You will love it. I'll tell you
what I watched yesterday, kind of Pregnant with Amy Schumer,
and I really enjoyed it. Okay, I really enjoyed it.
It's a really kind of classic predictable Hollywood story, but
(28:57):
it's great.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Would I like it?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay? Great? How don't we run out of time really quickly?
Do one more so?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
My name is Billy Bob Banana Hammock, and I heard
Chrissy identifying as a wombat. I worked on a horse
trail ride farm from the age of fifteen. Some people
came and camped on the farm to observe the wombats.
Do you, Chrissy court like a wombat? You know, the
female turns in a perfect figure eight, and the male
follows the exact figure right until he catches up with
(29:27):
her and flips her on her side and does the
world thing with her. Thank you so much for asking, Billy, Yes,
I do court like a wombat.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I've always said that my favorite thing about this job
is giving away holidays, and I'm about to be very selfless.
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Speaker 1 (29:52):
Toda't you Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's right, Chrissy and Jack's bucket list. It's a momentous
occasion because normally it's Christy, Cristy, that christ This one's
got Christy and Jack in the title.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
It does Swany and my bucket list trip is to
New York City, which you're about to jet off to. Yes,
bear Bear, but mine is to New York City. It's
for two adults, no kids in this trip. It includes accommodation,
airport transfers, some unbelievable experiences, some spending money. It is
(30:31):
simply what you want to do in New York City
if you got I.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Guess what, Jack, how long have you been in the
wonderful world of radio?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I want to say nine years? Now must one?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
How many times have you experienced the sheer joy of
giving someone an amazing holiday that they would normally never
be able to afford.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I don't think I have, Christy Swan, this.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Is them and I'm handing over this moment to you. Now.
I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What if you guys, who are you?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
If this doesn't fill you with the joy of love
and camaraderie and giving, then you really are dead inside.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Okay, okay, we have our winner's number here and I'm
hitting dial now.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Don't stuff this up. It's a very big moment for someone.
I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Hello, Hey, Deb, how are you good? Are good? Thank you?
My name is Jack Charles. Do you know who I am?
And Deb? You entered into my bucket list trip for
the trip to New York City, and I just I
just wanted to make the call myself to tell you
(32:00):
that unfortunately, you're going to New York City dead.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
You for real?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
This is real.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
I am shaking, are you?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, you're going.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You're going on a ship. Believe you're going to see
the Statue of Liberty. You're going to see that steam
coming out of the vents.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yes, an American slice of pizza and New York slice.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Of pizza, one of those great huge ones.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yes, it's in your near future.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I don't believe it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I told everyone, I'm thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you so much. Oh my gosh, amazing.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Let me just tell you what you've won. You've won
return flights, you've run accommodation, and then you've won all
these amazing experiences like a Brooklyn graffiti to our a
Lower east Side food who are a Yankee stadium, to
a vipp passes, to the top of the Rockefeller Center,
and about you to our friend Andy Lee's pup old mates.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Oh my god, that is amazing. I cannot believe it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You are going to have the best time. Just a
little tip for your traveler's tip. If you are a
tea or an instant coffee drinker, please perck your own
kettle because they do not have them in America. They
don't have electrical kettle.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
To boil your water. They don't happen.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
No, you microwave animals.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You're on it. You're on a trip curated by Jack Charles.
I only want you drinking martinis and champagne. Ha ha
yeah girl. Congratulations, deb have the best weekend. And a
massive thank you to Exclusive Holiday Getaways, our new best friends.
They've done an amazing job helping us put our bucket
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Speaker 2 (34:00):
How do you think that went?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Jack and not getting inside?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's so good magic the Chrissy Swan Show. We are
almost out of here, but I really want to hit
reddit with you.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Jack Chrissy's Cliqueait.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I really don't think we're going to have too much
time for anything but this, Yes, Reddit, we love it.
This is an ouchy cringey dilemma. The title is this
someone I specifically did not invite to my wedding has
RSVP'd to it?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So it's a big, long explanation, but the bottom line
is these two people used to be friends. One of
them kind of wasn't there for the person that's getting married,
and she'd tried to distance herself, okay, over the years.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
What's tricky, man, when you're trying to do that slowly
and over the years.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
The person that wasn't there for her and wasn't bided
heard that the wedding was going ahead and just assumed
that the invitation was coming an RSVP before the invitation came,
and the invitation wasn't coming, So what do you do?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
See. This is what's really hard in the modern eraswe
because it's a website. You ARSVP too. Anyone technically could
get that link and log on, of.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Course, or even if it's even if it's not that technological,
if you send a letter, or if you assume that
you're invited, you can just send it next. Why do so?
What would you do? Would you just go under the
radar and go, oh god, then they're coming, nor would
you used to call them in your voice?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You've got a man up. This woman needs to man up.
This is her opportunity to finally cut the cord. Unfortunately,
trying to wean this friend out or slowly fade out
the friendship hasn't worked.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Let's role play it now.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
She's not read to play it.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You're getting married and I have RSVP. Ring ring ring ring.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Hey, I'm gonna have to really fastrake it. I'll do
a bit nice. Hey Christy, it's Jack. Are you? Oh
my god?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I haven't over from you. It's so long. Congratulations on
your wedding. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey, I'm just about that. It's actually why I'm calling. Yeah,
obviously I really value our friendship, and you know, I've
known you for so long. But yes, fortunately, well no,
see this is the thing. You're utterly insufferable to delete
my number. No, I would say, Unfortunately, it's a really intimate, small,
tight wedding and.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
We've known each other.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
This is why I haven't been able to extend the
invite to you. So I'm not sure who gave you
the link to rs VP on that who gave you
the link, because then you're going to go and spray
that person, But unfortunately you can't be there. Have a
nice life to lete my number, but bye.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm heartbroken and I'm going to sleep under your window
until you let me come.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Well, go get on a mental health care plan. Like, no,
that's just inappropriate to do that. Don't put a friend
in that position.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Speak king of a mental health care plan. I actually
am doing my equivalent of that.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yes, because we have two weeks off. Now what are
you doing? It's been a big week for you. It's
the first week of school holidays in Beviture.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's been a huge few months for me. I've really
achieved a lot and I'm tired. And guess where I'm going.
Past Chrissy is.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
The best because she booked is.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Because past Chrissy in September. Just knew that future Chrissy
was going to be cooked by tomorrow. It's so weird,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I booked two weeks on my own in Bali, and
last week I changed it from on my own, taking
my sister and it's just me and my beautiful sister
and we're just going to talk and laugh and play
backgam and just like we did when we lived together
in the age.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Doing your own buck. Got this trip and we've given
two of those await in the last few weeks, had
the most beautiful times. Twey, You've earned it. We love you.
We'll still have podcasts dropping. Listen to the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Your challenge from me for the holidays is not too
many hangovers and not too many dead brain cells, because
you're now of the age that they don't come back.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Okay, thank you noted. I'll take that on board, and
I'll see you in two weeks with like twenty less
brain cells.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If you turn up like Mickey Rourke on the first
day Never. The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Do you
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