March 26, 2025 • 37 mins
Chrissie has been walking around the house rocking this new accessory for a while now. Jack has some opinions on it though... Is it stylish or not? Plus, what things around your house are out to get you?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Middle of the week,
the middle of the week, in the middle of the road.
How are you feeling, You're feeling middling or you're all right?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm alive.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I did Today Extra, this Morning, s Morning, and you
know he get a bit of a rush after live TV. Absolutely,
I feel alert and alive after chatting with DC and Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, I don't know whether everybody would get that rush.
But if you do magic.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Magic, do you get it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But also I'm never calmer than when I'm live on
television or in front of an audience. I remember I
was doing I was hosting What I Lie to Year
and that's completely live, and my sister, Oh no, that
one wasn't. I was hosting cann of Worms and that
was live.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It was cand of Worms, completely completely live.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, live to wear Cool, and my sister was in
the audience, and I just remember looking at her. Let's
hit a load of word and stuff, and then I
had to work and I remember looking at her. She
was white as a ghost and stricken. And then in
the ad break, I came over and I said, You're okay.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She goes live.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh you're right, she goes, I can't believe you do this.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh she was in shock, in awe.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
She's like, how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's like, oh, that's really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I want to say. I don't know, it's just it's
just what I do. It's so weird. Do you know
what else I do? I speak to the other.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Side, Yes, you do. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
If you would like your mind read by Mystic Chrissy,
we'll give you a VIP Specsavers voucher.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Chrissy Swan Show very very silly, but I am mystic.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mist Christy. The spirits were telling me to wear these
glasses today with these with this jumper and they match.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh wow, that's two beautiful shades of blue I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And the third beautiful shade of blue in my Oh
that's Spanish for eyees.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, no, you're dead right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It really brings out the blue. They're extremely light today,
aquar if you will.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's because I'm very tired and I didn't want you
to know how tired I was, so I put a
lot of brown eyeliner around it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh good, they're very glassy and mystic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And then I told you what I did. Hello Keana, Hello,
Hi guys. Bananas. Don't like him? Don't like him one bit? Weird,
weird texture, banana flavored milk? Maybe true? Who's the schmuck
(02:49):
around you? There's a schmuck.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
In what way?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Actually that just might be me. I'm craving a schmuck's bagel.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, miss schmuck's bagels.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I can see a lot of likes around you, like thumb, thumb, thumb.
And for a while there you were addicted to social
media and you had to ban yourself.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's very true. Actually not super recent,
but it's definitely happened. You're right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
How did you stop yourself Kean?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Basically just finding a hobby and not being on my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Two very difficult things to master and to stick at. Yes, ice,
you like ice? You know in a drink?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, you say that as if everyone likes ice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't. Oh, I will go for something room temperature.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh you're like my mum. I just like enjoy some ice.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Live a little there's no better feeling in that cold
chill down your esophagus.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, I think it's our body types.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right, because you're both always cold. Actually you're dead right,
it is.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I really do think so, I'll talk to you
about ayoveda whin We've got rid of Kiana. When you
like someone, there is a fluttering sensation.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Kianall oh where.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Mind out of the gutter? Where do you think.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
A few different places depending on the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Person I was talking about. Above the waist, the chest,
you get all fluttery, flirty.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably true.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah. Why can I see a giant green hulk fist?
It's like an oversized toy that you smash and it
goes hulke smash.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Maybe it's in your future. They are fun.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Maybe she's going to turn green. Maybe maybe she's very unawell.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You like nippies iced coffee? No, I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
I'm a drinker.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Maybe it's nippies orange juice. It's nippies. You like nippies, Yeah,
I like a.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Good OJ she's got nippies.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Don't be disgusting. Yeah that's yeah, that rings more of
a bell. We've all you know what everyone does exactly,
even cats and dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's why it's not disgusting. I love cats, have six
six nippies. Wow, that's quite useful.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, you feel sad for the seventh kitten?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And I don't think we can go any further.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, we do. We've got one more.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I've got one more word.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The word is cloistered. You either went to a Catholic
school or you really love sound of music.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
The second one, sound of music.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Yes, A dear a fie heells you have one yourself,
a VIP Specsavors voucher for one pair of glasses or
sunglasses and two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sure you are a little ray of sunshine, Kiana, have
a beautiful day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Guysy too, the crissiest one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So good on you. Hopefully you're a lot luckier than
I am. Because I believe my house is trying to
kill me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The compound is after its beloved owner.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I know what, and I love the compound, you know
I do. I often say the house is another member
of our family, but it's it's trying to kill me.
There's no two ways about it. There is a cupboard
in my kitchen. I have had that cupboard, so I
didn't remodel the kitchen. I bet that kitchen is there
(06:46):
the same as when I bought it, but I changed
the cupboards the cupboard fronts because you know I love
a short cut. Yes, why rip the whole kitchen out
and you know, cook in your backyard for two months.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
When you can just trickery up some new cupboards and
have it look like a brand new kitchen, which it
did after those cupboards.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ah. Man, that is the key to life.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hout are on the block. They need to do a
celebrity block with you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
There's an area on so there's the stove, and then
there's an area to the left of it where I
make toast them. There's an area to the right of
it where there's knives, and there's the drawer of crap
and big area I'm always there. Right above that area
is where the drinking glasses are. Also very busy, lots
of traffic, most popular cupboard with thirsty with people got
(07:33):
to stay alive. What happens is and I can't blame
my kids. There's absolutely nothing to do with them. If
I'm busy in the kitchen darting hither and thither, which
I normally am. Yes, i will leave that cupboard door open,
and the height of it above where the cups are.
When I'm looking down, you know, chopping, I can't see
(07:59):
above my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So it's not when it's it's not even from you
opening it. It's when you just leave it open.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's when I leave it open.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Zero sympathy. I fight with my house made about this
all the time. Shut the cupboard door. It does my
head in. It is so infuriating.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Ye, but I'm like on supermarket sweep. No, I'm on
like master Chef. There's like a clock ticking. It was
very bad, and I'm getting stuff and I'm going over
here and I'm getting I don't have time to close
the door every time.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're going to end up with no skull. Because you
made me feel the dint just before we came into
this segment.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I've got a dint on the left hand side where
I've done it repeatedly. It feels like my skull is
it does it's a fisher in the skull.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't think it's coming back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And then on this other side, now I've done the
other side and there's a lump. I feel like, hell boy,
you know, like I've got I've got two little swollen
horns trying to come out. I have done this almost
every day, and I just wonder what's it going to
take for me to learn lessons?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Shut the cupboard door, think of me every time.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I just can't. I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you have something
hazardous around your house that is also trying to kill you?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Do you know what else? I do?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
When I want to scooch past the pantry, in between
the pantry and the kitchen table, the round kitchen table,
this gets caught in the swirl of my bent wood chair,
and then the whole chair comes with me. My bumbag
belt is also trying to kill me.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Again something I don't like. Take the bum bag off.
No problem solved.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'll just tack it into my buck. Thank you. The
Crissy Swan Shows, The Crissy Swan Show. We're talking about
houses that we love and that we live in, but
are clearly trying to kill us.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Hazards, hazards.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I have the sorest head and at the moment it's
on this side, but it's usually on that side. And
if you feel that I didn't mention this before, you
can feel a dint like a divot in my head.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I remember feeling it yesterday and it's as if that's
never going to come back. That you've got a dinted forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
For life from a cupboard door. I know that you installed,
well I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, I did install that one years, Karen, is your
house trying to deal you?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
My parents' house was when we were growing up. They've
got an L shaped cupboard that works for the wall
between the kitchen and the dining room, And as you
sort of got taller, the corner would get you in
the head as you were like going between rooms or
greeking over the bench, and it was my.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Cupboard sort of jumps out of a blind spot. It's
like in my purifer vision. I do not see it
until I'm whacking my head, yes.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Saying because right at like forehead height where the corner is,
so you're just like walking straight out, you don't realize
it's there until it's like in planted in your head.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Do you and your siblings have little divots in your
head from yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yes, also from giving them to each other as we
walked past.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh my god, that's so fun. So you just pushed
your sister into.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
It, right, Yeah, absolutely, Karen.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We're going to send you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express. Have a great Wednesday, Philip, What.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is hurting you in your very own home?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh god, I hate it so much. It's my nephew's
legos the worst.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What why do they hurt so much more than anything
else in the known universe?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But in the dark they're just twice as hot, twice
as bad.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, it's like it's like standing on a cobra. It's
a form of torture, Piper, Yeah, it's it's revolting, Philip.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We're going to send you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express as well when you feel it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Finish with you, Jilly, Jilly, what is what is trying
to kill you at your place?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
My dishwasher that's trying to tell me, do not touch
me my chines. My dishwasher hates machines.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I think I know exactly what you mean, because you're
focused on the bench and cleaning the bench, and you've
left the door open of the dishwasher, haven't you.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
I have, And then I turn around and there's a
bit of a confrontation. I have blood, I have skin
coming off. I literally have scars on my shins.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I want you to be careful. I want you to
be careful that I'm going to try not to do
a bad news laugh here because my mum, Patti Swan
tripped over and open dishwasher went flying and like broke ribs. Yeah,
you've got to be very careful.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And Jill, I don't think I've spoken about this on air,
Swanny noise about it. I have this weird fear and
phobia where I can never have the dishwasher door open.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Because I have this like I don't know where it
comes from.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I just have this irrational fear that I'm going to
trip and a knife is going to stick up and
go into my eye.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I love it so specific.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's so specific.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So maybe Jill, you could like adapt that fear and
then you'll always keep it up.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Or another thought, just don't enter the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yes, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yes, yes, one hundred dollars to spend it shelready express Julie,
Oh thank.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You the crissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, we are barreling down the one way week street
to Friday, when someone is going to be told they're
going to the airport. You're made to meet ham Way Expedia.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
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Speaker 9 (13:45):
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Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean the only way the this week could get
better for you. Jade from Adelaide, Hello, is if we
double up the joy by saying, yes, you are on
the list right now. But imagine if your phone rang
on Friday and you were heading to the airport to
see these four superstars overseas.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
I'd probably have a panic attack.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yes, I understand that you just would be like, this
sort of stuff doesn't happen to me.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
What that's it?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
How exciting have you ever been to Vegas? For example?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Absolutely not, no, me neither.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Apparently it's wild.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I bet it is. Definitely would love to go.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, well, Jade, make sure you keep your phone turned
on loud from four o'clock Friday because Ricky, Lee, Tim
and Joel could be calling you.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Perfect. I definitely will be thank JD.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
More chances to get in the drawer enter online VI
then overplayer now.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
This is a name I haven't heard for agesies. Wriggly's
chewing gum. Chewing is its juicy fruit?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The yellow one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, orange and yellow, and there's another one, a green one.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
P K make extra, I don't know, ye, Wrigglies make extra?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh my god, Wriggly's chewing gum. Yeah, p K chewing gum.
Have you ever had p K? Okay? So? P K
is the pellet form, the original. You might not even
know that. That's how chewing gum came.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
This is like old school and you like.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Crack through a little coating on piece or I love
love it? Yes? And have you had the Double Mint?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So the double Mint is a stick. It's a flat stick,
like a like a you know, like and it's sort
of dusted in the most delicious. I don't know. I
just I love chewing gum.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Same.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And I remember speaking of Wrigglies in I think it
was the end of year five or six, two thousand
and seven, two thousand and eight, they like released a
really cool gum five remember five guys, and.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The f was gone. It was a number five in IV.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And I remember being on the school bus thinking I
was a cools kid in town if I had five gum.
But sometimes you just have like basic extra.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yes, well, sad time for the wrigglyes air Bowl, Wriggly
Little Bowl, Wriggley. He is headed for divorce with his girlfriend,
Sue Hostettler. Now Sue has a type because he she
used to go out with. No, he has a type.
(16:51):
He used to go out with Donald Trump, Junior's current girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh so they're all very powerful and in bed together.
I mean, I imagine the prenup would have been pretty.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Secure for her.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yes, I would say, so, she'll get something. But I'll
tell you what. The newscaster really had fun with the puns.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh give it to me.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm going to do it in you know, one of
those sort of tabloid voices. It seems the bubble is burst.
A billionaire jewing hom air bowl regularly and author Sue
host Stetler are getting a divorce. It appears to be
a sticky situation. According to a source, she's moved out
(17:38):
of their mansion and is staying at a friend's guest house.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's exactly how they would say it, and they'd read
the autoque the old newsreader with no interest in being punny.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I know, and they don't. They just seem exhausted by
the whole thing. Over it you talk about Lily Allen, Yes,
let's all wait. One of our biggest claim to find
claims of fame is that when we were in New
York for five seconds for our friend Brownie doing the marathon. Yes,
we were at the same restaurant as Lily Allen and
(18:12):
her then boyfriend. Nobody knew they were together.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
No, David Harbor, who was on Stranger Things.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, and I feel like she just she jumped the
gum there thinking that he was going to be someone
and he's clearly not one role anyway. I don't like
a cheetah.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, and he was.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It came out that he had his girlfriend straight away,
and now we find out he had an active profile
dating profile on Raa, the celebrity platform for three years.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And apparently he had an affair for three years.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Lily Allen's just going out and got herself a new
set of buzzies.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
How do I feel about aging? Well, I just got
some additions to the family. They look really incredible when
I take my top off. But there's definitely a contrast
in age between my breasts and my face.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Right, she says, I'm like forty eighteen, comparing how she
looks to her age in the face and then half
her age in the busies. Absolutely, your body, you do
whatever you bloody want with it. Well, this time twelve
years ago, I was cradling my new baby girl, Happy birthday,
(19:34):
Peg in my arms. Can you believe twelve years ago?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's nuts, It's.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So nuts, I was saying to my dad yesterday. He
called me. He's like, when can I call Peg and
know she's so she's so busy, And I said, you know,
it's just so weird. I can't imagine a time without her,
And when I'm with her, it's so easy. Yes, I
forget that she's twelve. She's such easy, fun, mature company.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You're very good at doing life together, you tube.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, yeah, we're very very compatible. So happy birthday, darling,
And I hope you're really working up an appetite for
that meal that you ordered, which is seven thousand kilos
of pulled pork and specifically specifically Baker's Delight flower dusted baps.
I sashede in there, good, and I said, how many
(20:28):
baps have you got in the store. If I took
them all and you had none left, she said, oh,
twenty twenty three, said, I've taken it done.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
There is nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, and I'm catering for so many hungry people tonight,
so they will all go.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, if you have any leftover pulled pork, I will
take that, don't you worry.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Hey's funny coming up before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You would like to introduce me to a new accessory
that you have been sporting.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, I'm getting some shade at my house about it,
and I think it's unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'm excited and nervous. But next Chrissy's Quezy.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
The Chrissy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
You're locked and loaded on the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
On it.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, why wouldn't it be when there's a bum bag
at steak.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's one thing I have never put in my bum bag, steak,
A piece of steak.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm having steak to know and I'm sorry, are you? Yeah,
there's any restaurant doing a new steak?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can I hear me.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Much?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Because steak Night is cheaper than normal, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Like my local pub of the Mount Eerica, it's twenty
four bucks. This one's a little bit fancier at thirty five,
but I'm just gonna I've got to try it once.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Twenty four dollars is reasonable, you know, because you'd get sides.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And by the time you buy potato, like if you
were going to make Camo chips the salad. I think
it's really reasonable, and it's a really nice part.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And thirty five O and my god, I'd pay seven
thousand dollars not to fight with people to clean the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Hello, Tess, Hi, that is a beautiful name.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Let's go to you. Kel Kelly by guys, how are
we is Brisbane in fever picture at the moment for
the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Oh, I think you've got two sides.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
You've got people that are excited and people that are angry.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Where are you? Hey?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
I'm excited?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, goodt and you you sound like you're of the
vintage that remembers the the absolute mind blowing excitement of
Expo eighty eight.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Yes, I was a year four.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I think let's sing the song together, let's make it
great in eighty eight together, we'll show quiz. Yeah, well
show the world and then me and Jamie, my friend
Jamie from Indrepilly, like to finish that with love you Brisbane.
All right, let's go. Question number one, Your names are
(22:53):
your buzzers? You know the drill? And Dulie Bart performs
her first show in Sydney tonight. Which country is she from?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Kelly?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes, Hel, America, Test, Canada?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yah, She's from the UK, but her dad is from Albania.
What I sounded like Kim control? Then dad? When I
said daddad sounded like Kim.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Question number two.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
In Disney snow White? How many dwarfs are there?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Kelly, Kelly, there is seven?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Question number three, Die and Ross celebrates her eighty first
birthday today. Oh my god, I was listening to this
song yesterday. Can you name it? What the world to
know that? Let it shows?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Test just got in there.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I'm coming out, yes right.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Question number four.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Which country invented T T E A T tests?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Was it India?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It is not India?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Kelly? Was that test? Kelly? Did you want to steal?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I'm guessing the UK?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Haven't you hear the saying all the dull tea in China?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's in China, ah.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Question number five, which Kardashian slash Jenna did Forbes, name
the youngest self made billionaire.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Into Test Kelly for the win.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Kylie, it is Kylie Kelly.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
You have won yourself the bum bag. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You are so welcome. But I'm going to send you
both the Baker's Delight voucher because I'm feeling nice.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And if you don't get a savory bite with it,
you're dead to me. The Chrissy Swan Show and I seek.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Your counsel Jack, yes, because you know when you have kids,
which you won't know about ever ever, but you know
when you have kids, there are a lot of sort
of sentences that you hear all the time from other
mothers and mainly and fathers.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
But mainly I can't play. Like even the other day
Curtis Stone was like, oh, what's it like, you're having
teenagers and the attitude, and I'm like, don't have it. Sorry,
everyone's we get along really great. I can't. I can't
give you any advice. I can't give anyone any advice
because we all hang out pretty pretty good, right ye
meet me and my three kids. But another line that
(25:23):
gets set all the time is you know, Oh, are
you the uncoolest ever? And again no, no.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Because you're very up with pop culture.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You know what's going on in the world. You have
a sick job. So like you're I do not uncool.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I do stuff that I can tell makes them cringe,
but that's you're crazy. But yeah, and that would make
them cringe if I was their age, you know what
I mean. It's not it's not because of that. But
we've got an issue. I've got a new thing, and
I think it's amazing. And even Kit, my my middle son, Yeah,
(26:02):
even he has looked at it questioningly and gone that
that's not cool.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's got to go. And he's the kindest human in
the universe.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
The kindest person I've ever met in my life, Like seriously.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
And usually he's so kind that he would probably find
a way to like it to make.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You feel good, but he couldn't with this.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He's just like, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well, you've already disappointed me with the bum bag, so
I'm trying to think what else you could potentially have
that would upset them.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Because they're fine with the bum bag, aren't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
They Probably not, They're they're they're pleading the fifth there,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What is it something you wear or something in the
kitchen or somewhere bedroom.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I'm wearing it right now.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You've seen it now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That is tragic. You are not Cath day night. That
is so cath coated.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Swannee has a speaker attached to her belt, a Fluo
orange bows speaker.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Tom is also giving me the bad face.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
That is imagine that is not acceptable behavior. What do
you mean so?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Also, not only does it look stupid and is it
it's annoying to look at, it's distracting. It's also disrespectful
because I imagine you're walking pounding the pavement around your street.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, no, this is strictly for home use. Because I do.
It is not unheard of for me to do sixteen
seventeen thousand steps on a day when I'm doing housework
and gardening.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
In the compound.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So if you followed me like a map, it's just
like a mad woman. Right. I can't have bluetooth speakers
with my pump up mix, you know, in every room,
popping the andes in there, popping the boxes in their
la la lad.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I thought the compound would have speakers throughout the house
that you just connect.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
To it most certainly does not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, you need to get onto that.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, I wouldn't know how to use it anyway. It's this,
I connect it and it follows me everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, it's tragic.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
It's something people would do an old person's home, not
in a cleaning commercial. Come on, put some AirPods on
like a normal human being, or put some I know
you like your wired headphone, so put those in.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, but then I can't Then I can't hear people
talking to me at home. This way I can zone
out and imagine I'm somewhere nice, and then also here man,
he said, I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Well, I think that is tragic, and I'm on the
side of your children that needs to go in the bin.
Actually hand it over to me right now, absolutely not speaking.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
And prize it out of my cold, dead hand.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Speaking of zoning out and going somewhere nice, I would
like to do that now. Next we're doing Chrissy and
Jack's bucketless trip. Swanny has put together an incredible trip
to Bali. Register by the novaplayer up if you'd like
to get in draw I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Gonna put this on Instagram. Get onto the Chrissy Swan
Show page. Are we going to put it a yes
or no?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And no? I can tell you now No, you're doing
a yes.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Or no And I'm happy to be wrong. I'm not
because I'm not wrong with.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
This the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Well, this is exciting. You're listening to the Christy Swan
Show and this is my dream and maybe your dream too.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
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Speaker 5 (29:13):
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Speaker 2 (29:15):
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Speaker 1 (29:17):
Do dat you.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Chrissy and Jacks don't get Liz trip.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, so the first steps. First, stop doom scrolling and
get on to Exclusive Holiday Getaway dot com. Dota you
have pot around.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
There, have a look at the website, suss it out.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Get some dreams for yourself and give some dreams to
other people. I'm giving dreams. I'm a dream giver. Yeah,
you are my favorite destination to just be is Bali
ever since I first went there. I reckon thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Who did you go there with the fast trip.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Mum Patti, Yeah, Patty Swan, whose idea was it? Hers? Yeah?
I was only like twenty one and she was like, oh,
I'll show your trip to Bali and wh day. Remember
if we stayed in Sinua, which is coming up again now, okay,
but yeah, it was just it was primitive and I
just loved it. It's the weather for me. Yeah, it's
(30:13):
the weather. You get off the plane and it's got
that that warm, muggy smell. Some would say, you know,
like rubbish, But I love it a holiday. I just
love it so much. And you can swim and even
when it rains, it's fine, and the coffee's fantastic, And
oh my god, I've created the most amazing holiday. Two adults,
(30:37):
two kids, family time, thousand dollars spending money, and I've
thrown in a few little experiences because sometimes it's annoying.
But the kids don't want to just sit by the
pool and read a magazine.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, you've got to have a couple of days. You're
the adventure parent, you do.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And there's a full driving jungle thing here that you're
gonna lose your mind. Michelle from Fair Life, Hello, Hi Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Hi Heymish.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
How How much do you need to sit on a
banana lounge by the pool and read a book and
order some fries?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
God?
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Chrissy, I don't remember the last time I read a
book that would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm getting like that too. It's diabolical, Michelle. We must
do things that we love.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Now, Michelle, before we put you in the running for
this unbelievable bucket list trip, we need you to answer
a quiz question about Balie.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, So Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Will ask you this question and if you get it right,
you are in the draw. Hey, I don't even know
if we revealed, Tom, can I reveal when this trip's
been given away. I won't take the day, but the
timeframe this trip is going to be given away next week, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So you've got a really good chances. All right, Chris,
wanna give us the question?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
What is the currency used in Bali and Donzia? The
repea It is the repair and what you're looking for
is as close to tenth as you possibly can get.
Then it's sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
All right? Alrighty Michelle, good luck, my friend.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
You're in the running and win Save give join ehg
win Holiday, save big and give back to charity. Sign
up now at Exclusive Holiday Getaways dot com dot au.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
First, a little dilemafoy jack Chrissy's clicheit I've been trawling reddish.
I'm really interested to see what you think about this.
Give it to me headline. I want a jackpot on
a cruise now. My brother wants me to give him
his fair share. What happened was they're on a cruise together,
two brothers, and one of them won the small jackpot
(32:39):
ten thousand dollars, right, not bad. It wasn't like five
million dollars or anything. Ten K not bad. My brother
was with me. He goes on to say, when I
won after getting the hand paid, which means when he's
been handed the cash, Yeah, I gave him two K.
Gave him two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Wait was the brother on the cruise?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yes, okay, two brothers together on the cruise.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
One brother wins, the one of them wins the team.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
K gives him two thousand dollars. Afterwards, the brother that
didn't win the jackpop but was given two thousand dollars anyway,
cracked the sads and treated him very badly, and then
got the winning brother got to the bottom of it,
and he's like, what the hell is wrong with you?
And he goes give me the rest of the money
I want. I want half of it. It's half mine.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, I'm shocked at what My initial thought here.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Is what you think that's fair?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
If I were to go on a cruise with Georgia
and my sister, yeah, I don't know. If I'm just
feeling really loving today toward her, but I would probably
give her half because it's like this has been a
shared experience between you and me.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What and it's really bizarre. Ask me again tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I wasn't expecting that, But what if she won? Would
you be expecting half of it? Wouldn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
To ask for it.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yes, but it wouldn't eve because my mind that it
would be half Mark, just that's your win, well done.
I'm so happy for you. Yeah, it wouldn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Would I would do that.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I'd be like, oh, but no, because if it's if
she's gone off and like gone into this raffle alone, Yeah,
and she wins, and I don't tough shit to me.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No, I really think i'd be happy for her.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, and she think it's very unusual.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
But I would happily give the five grand if we
were on this trip together because I feel like it
caps off the memory nicely.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, but then the first time she annoys you, you'll
be like, give me my money back. Absolutely no, no, no,
you just keep your money. And also this brother now
that they're on dry land, because the brother said, no,
you get stuffed. I want it, and I was like,
I gave you two thousand dollars, be happy with the
two grand Yeah. The brothers calling the winning brother greedy
and selfish, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You'd be thrilled with a two kke.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hey, let's move on to adolescents. Everyone's talking about it.
I really hope this one doesn't pass me by Swanye.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I finished it last night. There's four episodes, yes, one, two,
and three fantastic ten out of ten. TV four no good.
Four was an absolute letdown. And I know people are
going to say no, but it was deep and it
was the sentiment around.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
The parents still boring TV.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
They should have buried that in NEP two and three
and made EP three the final ep.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It was a real letdown.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Really see now I won't watch it.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Just watch out one to three though. That's all you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You have to watch the whole thing. The whole thing
needs to be a perfect thing. Anyway, Edward was talking
about adolescents. You might have if you haven't seen it already,
you would have heard people going, oh, it's taken in
you know, some filmed in one take, which is extraordinary.
Here is a little behind the scenes footage. Eron Dohity
plays the accused criminal child's psycho therapist. Yes she does,
(35:57):
and the entire episode, Episode two, Episode three three is
just the conversation between psychotherapists and this kid that's been
accused of something very untoward.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
And that was the first ep they shot.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
And in this clip we hear both of them reacting
to Owen Cooper's audition tape.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It was the first time it auditioned for a show.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So it's really cool to see how like a couple
of years ago, how young and sort of green he sounded.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh my god, look at you.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
My head.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Why is your hair doing that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Because that's what that's why, that's what my head.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
You saw one.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You're way cooler now. I can't deal with this means
the please do something and they won't be locked up
until they know whatever have Oh see even then I'm like,
oh no, he didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
So cute It's so cute, and the fact that this
is his first role is still mind blowing to me.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I might watch it tonight, something.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Watch Just watch one app give it a go. Okay, done,
Hey regularly him and jol Aer up next. We will
be back tomorrow with sweeping statements. Start thinking of your
unpopular opinions and make sure you're registered for Christian jokes.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Bucket this trip on the novplayer app. Because Swanny, It's
not long until we give it away.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I know. Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For
more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot
com Sare you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Middle of the week,
the middle of the week, in the middle of the road.
How are you feeling, You're feeling middling or you're all right?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm alive.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I did Today Extra, this Morning, s Morning, and you
know he get a bit of a rush after live TV. Absolutely,
I feel alert and alive after chatting with DC and Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, I don't know whether everybody would get that rush.
But if you do magic.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Magic, do you get it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But also I'm never calmer than when I'm live on
television or in front of an audience. I remember I
was doing I was hosting What I Lie to Year
and that's completely live, and my sister, Oh no, that
one wasn't. I was hosting cann of Worms and that
was live.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It was cand of Worms, completely completely live.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, live to wear Cool, and my sister was in
the audience, and I just remember looking at her. Let's
hit a load of word and stuff, and then I
had to work and I remember looking at her. She
was white as a ghost and stricken. And then in
the ad break, I came over and I said, You're okay.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She goes live.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh you're right, she goes, I can't believe you do this.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh she was in shock, in awe.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
She's like, how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's like, oh, that's really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I want to say. I don't know, it's just it's
just what I do. It's so weird. Do you know
what else I do? I speak to the other.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Side, Yes, you do. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
If you would like your mind read by Mystic Chrissy,
we'll give you a VIP Specsavers voucher.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Chrissy Swan Show very very silly, but I am mystic.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mist Christy. The spirits were telling me to wear these
glasses today with these with this jumper and they match.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh wow, that's two beautiful shades of blue I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And the third beautiful shade of blue in my Oh
that's Spanish for eyees.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, no, you're dead right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It really brings out the blue. They're extremely light today,
aquar if you will.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's because I'm very tired and I didn't want you
to know how tired I was, so I put a
lot of brown eyeliner around it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh good, they're very glassy and mystic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And then I told you what I did. Hello Keana, Hello,
Hi guys. Bananas. Don't like him? Don't like him one bit? Weird,
weird texture, banana flavored milk? Maybe true? Who's the schmuck
(02:49):
around you? There's a schmuck.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
In what way?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Actually that just might be me. I'm craving a schmuck's bagel.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, miss schmuck's bagels.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I can see a lot of likes around you, like thumb, thumb, thumb.
And for a while there you were addicted to social
media and you had to ban yourself.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's very true. Actually not super recent,
but it's definitely happened. You're right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
How did you stop yourself Kean?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Basically just finding a hobby and not being on my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Two very difficult things to master and to stick at. Yes, ice,
you like ice? You know in a drink?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, you say that as if everyone likes ice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't. Oh, I will go for something room temperature.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh you're like my mum. I just like enjoy some ice.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Live a little there's no better feeling in that cold
chill down your esophagus.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, I think it's our body types.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right, because you're both always cold. Actually you're dead right,
it is.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I really do think so, I'll talk to you
about ayoveda whin We've got rid of Kiana. When you
like someone, there is a fluttering sensation.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Kianall oh where.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Mind out of the gutter? Where do you think.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
A few different places depending on the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Person I was talking about. Above the waist, the chest,
you get all fluttery, flirty.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably true.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah. Why can I see a giant green hulk fist?
It's like an oversized toy that you smash and it
goes hulke smash.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Maybe it's in your future. They are fun.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Maybe she's going to turn green. Maybe maybe she's very unawell.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You like nippies iced coffee? No, I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
I'm a drinker.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Maybe it's nippies orange juice. It's nippies. You like nippies, Yeah,
I like a.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Good OJ she's got nippies.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Don't be disgusting. Yeah that's yeah, that rings more of
a bell. We've all you know what everyone does exactly,
even cats and dogs.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's why it's not disgusting. I love cats, have six
six nippies. Wow, that's quite useful.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, you feel sad for the seventh kitten?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And I don't think we can go any further.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, we do. We've got one more.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I've got one more word.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The word is cloistered. You either went to a Catholic
school or you really love sound of music.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
The second one, sound of music.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Yes, A dear a fie heells you have one yourself,
a VIP Specsavors voucher for one pair of glasses or
sunglasses and two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sure you are a little ray of sunshine, Kiana, have
a beautiful day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Guysy too, the crissiest one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So good on you. Hopefully you're a lot luckier than
I am. Because I believe my house is trying to
kill me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The compound is after its beloved owner.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I know what, and I love the compound, you know
I do. I often say the house is another member
of our family, but it's it's trying to kill me.
There's no two ways about it. There is a cupboard
in my kitchen. I have had that cupboard, so I
didn't remodel the kitchen. I bet that kitchen is there
(06:46):
the same as when I bought it, but I changed
the cupboards the cupboard fronts because you know I love
a short cut. Yes, why rip the whole kitchen out
and you know, cook in your backyard for two months.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
When you can just trickery up some new cupboards and
have it look like a brand new kitchen, which it
did after those cupboards.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ah. Man, that is the key to life.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hout are on the block. They need to do a
celebrity block with you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
There's an area on so there's the stove, and then
there's an area to the left of it where I
make toast them. There's an area to the right of
it where there's knives, and there's the drawer of crap
and big area I'm always there. Right above that area
is where the drinking glasses are. Also very busy, lots
of traffic, most popular cupboard with thirsty with people got
(07:33):
to stay alive. What happens is and I can't blame
my kids. There's absolutely nothing to do with them. If
I'm busy in the kitchen darting hither and thither, which
I normally am. Yes, i will leave that cupboard door open,
and the height of it above where the cups are.
When I'm looking down, you know, chopping, I can't see
(07:59):
above my eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So it's not when it's it's not even from you
opening it. It's when you just leave it open.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's when I leave it open.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Zero sympathy. I fight with my house made about this
all the time. Shut the cupboard door. It does my
head in. It is so infuriating.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Ye, but I'm like on supermarket sweep. No, I'm on
like master Chef. There's like a clock ticking. It was
very bad, and I'm getting stuff and I'm going over
here and I'm getting I don't have time to close
the door every time.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're going to end up with no skull. Because you
made me feel the dint just before we came into
this segment.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I've got a dint on the left hand side where
I've done it repeatedly. It feels like my skull is
it does it's a fisher in the skull.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't think it's coming back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And then on this other side, now I've done the
other side and there's a lump. I feel like, hell boy,
you know, like I've got I've got two little swollen
horns trying to come out. I have done this almost
every day, and I just wonder what's it going to
take for me to learn lessons?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Shut the cupboard door, think of me every time.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I just can't. I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you have something
hazardous around your house that is also trying to kill you?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Do you know what else? I do?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
When I want to scooch past the pantry, in between
the pantry and the kitchen table, the round kitchen table,
this gets caught in the swirl of my bent wood chair,
and then the whole chair comes with me. My bumbag
belt is also trying to kill me.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Again something I don't like. Take the bum bag off.
No problem solved.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'll just tack it into my buck. Thank you. The
Crissy Swan Shows, The Crissy Swan Show. We're talking about
houses that we love and that we live in, but
are clearly trying to kill us.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Hazards, hazards.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I have the sorest head and at the moment it's
on this side, but it's usually on that side. And
if you feel that I didn't mention this before, you
can feel a dint like a divot in my head.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I remember feeling it yesterday and it's as if that's
never going to come back. That you've got a dinted forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
For life from a cupboard door. I know that you installed,
well I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, I did install that one years, Karen, is your
house trying to deal you?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
My parents' house was when we were growing up. They've
got an L shaped cupboard that works for the wall
between the kitchen and the dining room, And as you
sort of got taller, the corner would get you in
the head as you were like going between rooms or
greeking over the bench, and it was my.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Cupboard sort of jumps out of a blind spot. It's
like in my purifer vision. I do not see it
until I'm whacking my head, yes.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Saying because right at like forehead height where the corner is,
so you're just like walking straight out, you don't realize
it's there until it's like in planted in your head.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Do you and your siblings have little divots in your
head from yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yes, also from giving them to each other as we
walked past.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh my god, that's so fun. So you just pushed
your sister into.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
It, right, Yeah, absolutely, Karen.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We're going to send you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express. Have a great Wednesday, Philip, What.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is hurting you in your very own home?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh god, I hate it so much. It's my nephew's
legos the worst.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What why do they hurt so much more than anything
else in the known universe?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But in the dark they're just twice as hot, twice
as bad.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, it's like it's like standing on a cobra. It's
a form of torture, Piper, Yeah, it's it's revolting, Philip.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We're going to send you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express as well when you feel it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Finish with you, Jilly, Jilly, what is what is trying
to kill you at your place?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
My dishwasher that's trying to tell me, do not touch
me my chines. My dishwasher hates machines.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I think I know exactly what you mean, because you're
focused on the bench and cleaning the bench, and you've
left the door open of the dishwasher, haven't you.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
I have, And then I turn around and there's a
bit of a confrontation. I have blood, I have skin
coming off. I literally have scars on my shins.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I want you to be careful. I want you to
be careful that I'm going to try not to do
a bad news laugh here because my mum, Patti Swan
tripped over and open dishwasher went flying and like broke ribs. Yeah,
you've got to be very careful.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And Jill, I don't think I've spoken about this on air,
Swanny noise about it. I have this weird fear and
phobia where I can never have the dishwasher door open.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Because I have this like I don't know where it
comes from.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I just have this irrational fear that I'm going to
trip and a knife is going to stick up and
go into my eye.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I love it so specific.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's so specific.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So maybe Jill, you could like adapt that fear and
then you'll always keep it up.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Or another thought, just don't enter the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yes, it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yes, yes, one hundred dollars to spend it shelready express Julie,
Oh thank.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You the crissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, we are barreling down the one way week street
to Friday, when someone is going to be told they're
going to the airport. You're made to meet ham Way Expedia.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
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Speaker 9 (13:45):
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Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean the only way the this week could get
better for you. Jade from Adelaide, Hello, is if we
double up the joy by saying, yes, you are on
the list right now. But imagine if your phone rang
on Friday and you were heading to the airport to
see these four superstars overseas.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
I'd probably have a panic attack.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yes, I understand that you just would be like, this
sort of stuff doesn't happen to me.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
What that's it?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
How exciting have you ever been to Vegas? For example?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Absolutely not, no, me neither.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Apparently it's wild.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I bet it is. Definitely would love to go.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, well, Jade, make sure you keep your phone turned
on loud from four o'clock Friday because Ricky, Lee, Tim
and Joel could be calling you.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Perfect. I definitely will be thank JD.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
More chances to get in the drawer enter online VI
then overplayer now.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
This is a name I haven't heard for agesies. Wriggly's
chewing gum. Chewing is its juicy fruit?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The yellow one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, orange and yellow, and there's another one, a green one.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
P K make extra, I don't know, ye, Wrigglies make extra?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh my god, Wriggly's chewing gum. Yeah, p K chewing gum.
Have you ever had p K? Okay? So? P K
is the pellet form, the original. You might not even
know that. That's how chewing gum came.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
This is like old school and you like.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Crack through a little coating on piece or I love
love it? Yes? And have you had the Double Mint?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So the double Mint is a stick. It's a flat stick,
like a like a you know, like and it's sort
of dusted in the most delicious. I don't know. I
just I love chewing gum.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Same.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And I remember speaking of Wrigglies in I think it
was the end of year five or six, two thousand
and seven, two thousand and eight, they like released a
really cool gum five remember five guys, and.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The f was gone. It was a number five in IV.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And I remember being on the school bus thinking I
was a cools kid in town if I had five gum.
But sometimes you just have like basic extra.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yes, well, sad time for the wrigglyes air Bowl, Wriggly
Little Bowl, Wriggley. He is headed for divorce with his girlfriend,
Sue Hostettler. Now Sue has a type because he she
used to go out with. No, he has a type.
(16:51):
He used to go out with Donald Trump, Junior's current girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh so they're all very powerful and in bed together.
I mean, I imagine the prenup would have been pretty.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Secure for her.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yes, I would say, so, she'll get something. But I'll
tell you what. The newscaster really had fun with the puns.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh give it to me.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm going to do it in you know, one of
those sort of tabloid voices. It seems the bubble is burst.
A billionaire jewing hom air bowl regularly and author Sue
host Stetler are getting a divorce. It appears to be
a sticky situation. According to a source, she's moved out
(17:38):
of their mansion and is staying at a friend's guest house.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's exactly how they would say it, and they'd read
the autoque the old newsreader with no interest in being punny.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I know, and they don't. They just seem exhausted by
the whole thing. Over it you talk about Lily Allen, Yes,
let's all wait. One of our biggest claim to find
claims of fame is that when we were in New
York for five seconds for our friend Brownie doing the marathon. Yes,
we were at the same restaurant as Lily Allen and
(18:12):
her then boyfriend. Nobody knew they were together.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
No, David Harbor, who was on Stranger Things.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, and I feel like she just she jumped the
gum there thinking that he was going to be someone
and he's clearly not one role anyway. I don't like
a cheetah.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
No, and he was.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It came out that he had his girlfriend straight away,
and now we find out he had an active profile
dating profile on Raa, the celebrity platform for three years.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And apparently he had an affair for three years.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Lily Allen's just going out and got herself a new
set of buzzies.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
How do I feel about aging? Well, I just got
some additions to the family. They look really incredible when
I take my top off. But there's definitely a contrast
in age between my breasts and my face.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Right, she says, I'm like forty eighteen, comparing how she
looks to her age in the face and then half
her age in the busies. Absolutely, your body, you do
whatever you bloody want with it. Well, this time twelve
years ago, I was cradling my new baby girl, Happy birthday,
(19:34):
Peg in my arms. Can you believe twelve years ago?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's nuts, It's.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
So nuts, I was saying to my dad yesterday. He
called me. He's like, when can I call Peg and
know she's so she's so busy, And I said, you know,
it's just so weird. I can't imagine a time without her,
And when I'm with her, it's so easy. Yes, I
forget that she's twelve. She's such easy, fun, mature company.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You're very good at doing life together, you tube.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, yeah, we're very very compatible. So happy birthday, darling,
And I hope you're really working up an appetite for
that meal that you ordered, which is seven thousand kilos
of pulled pork and specifically specifically Baker's Delight flower dusted baps.
I sashede in there, good, and I said, how many
(20:28):
baps have you got in the store. If I took
them all and you had none left, she said, oh,
twenty twenty three, said, I've taken it done.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
There is nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, and I'm catering for so many hungry people tonight,
so they will all go.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, if you have any leftover pulled pork, I will
take that, don't you worry.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Hey's funny coming up before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You would like to introduce me to a new accessory
that you have been sporting.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, I'm getting some shade at my house about it,
and I think it's unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'm excited and nervous. But next Chrissy's Quezy.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
The Chrissy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
You're locked and loaded on the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
On it.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, why wouldn't it be when there's a bum bag
at steak.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's one thing I have never put in my bum bag, steak,
A piece of steak.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm having steak to know and I'm sorry, are you? Yeah,
there's any restaurant doing a new steak?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Can I hear me.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Much?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Because steak Night is cheaper than normal, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Like my local pub of the Mount Eerica, it's twenty
four bucks. This one's a little bit fancier at thirty five,
but I'm just gonna I've got to try it once.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Twenty four dollars is reasonable, you know, because you'd get sides.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And by the time you buy potato, like if you
were going to make Camo chips the salad. I think
it's really reasonable, and it's a really nice part.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And thirty five O and my god, I'd pay seven
thousand dollars not to fight with people to clean the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Hello, Tess, Hi, that is a beautiful name.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Let's go to you. Kel Kelly by guys, how are
we is Brisbane in fever picture at the moment for
the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Oh, I think you've got two sides.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
You've got people that are excited and people that are angry.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Where are you? Hey?
Speaker 10 (22:18):
I'm excited?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, goodt and you you sound like you're of the
vintage that remembers the the absolute mind blowing excitement of
Expo eighty eight.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Yes, I was a year four.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I think let's sing the song together, let's make it
great in eighty eight together, we'll show quiz. Yeah, well
show the world and then me and Jamie, my friend
Jamie from Indrepilly, like to finish that with love you Brisbane.
All right, let's go. Question number one, Your names are
(22:53):
your buzzers? You know the drill? And Dulie Bart performs
her first show in Sydney tonight. Which country is she from?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Kelly?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes, Hel, America, Test, Canada?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yah, She's from the UK, but her dad is from Albania.
What I sounded like Kim control? Then dad? When I
said daddad sounded like Kim.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Question number two.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
In Disney snow White? How many dwarfs are there?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Kelly, Kelly, there is seven?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Question number three, Die and Ross celebrates her eighty first
birthday today. Oh my god, I was listening to this
song yesterday. Can you name it? What the world to
know that? Let it shows?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Test just got in there.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I'm coming out, yes right.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Question number four.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Which country invented T T E A T tests?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Was it India?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It is not India?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Kelly? Was that test? Kelly? Did you want to steal?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I'm guessing the UK?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Haven't you hear the saying all the dull tea in China?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's in China, ah.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Question number five, which Kardashian slash Jenna did Forbes, name
the youngest self made billionaire.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Into Test Kelly for the win.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Kylie, it is Kylie Kelly.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
You have won yourself the bum bag. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You are so welcome. But I'm going to send you
both the Baker's Delight voucher because I'm feeling nice.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And if you don't get a savory bite with it,
you're dead to me. The Chrissy Swan Show and I seek.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Your counsel Jack, yes, because you know when you have kids,
which you won't know about ever ever, but you know
when you have kids, there are a lot of sort
of sentences that you hear all the time from other
mothers and mainly and fathers.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
But mainly I can't play. Like even the other day
Curtis Stone was like, oh, what's it like, you're having
teenagers and the attitude, and I'm like, don't have it. Sorry,
everyone's we get along really great. I can't. I can't
give you any advice. I can't give anyone any advice
because we all hang out pretty pretty good, right ye
meet me and my three kids. But another line that
(25:23):
gets set all the time is you know, Oh, are
you the uncoolest ever? And again no, no.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Because you're very up with pop culture.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You know what's going on in the world. You have
a sick job. So like you're I do not uncool.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I do stuff that I can tell makes them cringe,
but that's you're crazy. But yeah, and that would make
them cringe if I was their age, you know what
I mean. It's not it's not because of that. But
we've got an issue. I've got a new thing, and
I think it's amazing. And even Kit, my my middle son, Yeah,
(26:02):
even he has looked at it questioningly and gone that
that's not cool.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's got to go. And he's the kindest human in
the universe.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
The kindest person I've ever met in my life, Like seriously.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
And usually he's so kind that he would probably find
a way to like it to make.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You feel good, but he couldn't with this.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He's just like, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well, you've already disappointed me with the bum bag, so
I'm trying to think what else you could potentially have
that would upset them.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Because they're fine with the bum bag, aren't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
They Probably not, They're they're they're pleading the fifth there,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What is it something you wear or something in the
kitchen or somewhere bedroom.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I'm wearing it right now.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You've seen it now.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That is tragic. You are not Cath day night. That
is so cath coated.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Swannee has a speaker attached to her belt, a Fluo
orange bows speaker.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Tom is also giving me the bad face.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
That is imagine that is not acceptable behavior. What do
you mean so?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Also, not only does it look stupid and is it
it's annoying to look at, it's distracting. It's also disrespectful
because I imagine you're walking pounding the pavement around your street.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, no, this is strictly for home use. Because I do.
It is not unheard of for me to do sixteen
seventeen thousand steps on a day when I'm doing housework
and gardening.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
In the compound.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So if you followed me like a map, it's just
like a mad woman. Right. I can't have bluetooth speakers
with my pump up mix, you know, in every room,
popping the andes in there, popping the boxes in their
la la lad.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I thought the compound would have speakers throughout the house
that you just connect.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
To it most certainly does not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, you need to get onto that.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, I wouldn't know how to use it anyway. It's this,
I connect it and it follows me everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, it's tragic.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
It's something people would do an old person's home, not
in a cleaning commercial. Come on, put some AirPods on
like a normal human being, or put some I know
you like your wired headphone, so put those in.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, but then I can't Then I can't hear people
talking to me at home. This way I can zone
out and imagine I'm somewhere nice, and then also here man,
he said, I'm.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Well, I think that is tragic, and I'm on the
side of your children that needs to go in the bin.
Actually hand it over to me right now, absolutely not speaking.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
And prize it out of my cold, dead hand.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Speaking of zoning out and going somewhere nice, I would
like to do that now. Next we're doing Chrissy and
Jack's bucketless trip. Swanny has put together an incredible trip
to Bali. Register by the novaplayer up if you'd like
to get in draw I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Gonna put this on Instagram. Get onto the Chrissy Swan
Show page. Are we going to put it a yes
or no?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And no? I can tell you now No, you're doing
a yes.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Or no And I'm happy to be wrong. I'm not
because I'm not wrong with.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
This the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Well, this is exciting. You're listening to the Christy Swan
Show and this is my dream and maybe your dream too.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
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Speaker 5 (29:13):
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Speaker 2 (29:15):
Sign up now at Exclusive Holiday Getaways dot com.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Do dat you.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Chrissy and Jacks don't get Liz trip.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, so the first steps. First, stop doom scrolling and
get on to Exclusive Holiday Getaway dot com. Dota you
have pot around.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
There, have a look at the website, suss it out.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Get some dreams for yourself and give some dreams to
other people. I'm giving dreams. I'm a dream giver. Yeah,
you are my favorite destination to just be is Bali
ever since I first went there. I reckon thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Who did you go there with the fast trip.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Mum Patti, Yeah, Patty Swan, whose idea was it? Hers? Yeah?
I was only like twenty one and she was like, oh,
I'll show your trip to Bali and wh day. Remember
if we stayed in Sinua, which is coming up again now, okay,
but yeah, it was just it was primitive and I
just loved it. It's the weather for me. Yeah, it's
(30:13):
the weather. You get off the plane and it's got
that that warm, muggy smell. Some would say, you know,
like rubbish, But I love it a holiday. I just
love it so much. And you can swim and even
when it rains, it's fine, and the coffee's fantastic, And
oh my god, I've created the most amazing holiday. Two adults,
(30:37):
two kids, family time, thousand dollars spending money, and I've
thrown in a few little experiences because sometimes it's annoying.
But the kids don't want to just sit by the
pool and read a magazine.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, you've got to have a couple of days. You're
the adventure parent, you do.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And there's a full driving jungle thing here that you're
gonna lose your mind. Michelle from Fair Life, Hello, Hi Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Hi Heymish.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
How How much do you need to sit on a
banana lounge by the pool and read a book and
order some fries?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
God?
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Chrissy, I don't remember the last time I read a
book that would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm getting like that too. It's diabolical, Michelle. We must
do things that we love.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Now, Michelle, before we put you in the running for
this unbelievable bucket list trip, we need you to answer
a quiz question about Balie.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, So Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Will ask you this question and if you get it right,
you are in the draw. Hey, I don't even know
if we revealed, Tom, can I reveal when this trip's
been given away. I won't take the day, but the
timeframe this trip is going to be given away next week, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So you've got a really good chances. All right, Chris,
wanna give us the question?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
What is the currency used in Bali and Donzia? The
repea It is the repair and what you're looking for
is as close to tenth as you possibly can get.
Then it's sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
All right? Alrighty Michelle, good luck, my friend.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
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Speaker 5 (32:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
First, a little dilemafoy jack Chrissy's clicheit I've been trawling reddish.
I'm really interested to see what you think about this.
Give it to me headline. I want a jackpot on
a cruise now. My brother wants me to give him
his fair share. What happened was they're on a cruise together,
two brothers, and one of them won the small jackpot
(32:39):
ten thousand dollars, right, not bad. It wasn't like five
million dollars or anything. Ten K not bad. My brother
was with me. He goes on to say, when I
won after getting the hand paid, which means when he's
been handed the cash, Yeah, I gave him two K.
Gave him two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Wait was the brother on the cruise?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yes, okay, two brothers together on the cruise.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
One brother wins, the one of them wins the team.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
K gives him two thousand dollars. Afterwards, the brother that
didn't win the jackpop but was given two thousand dollars anyway,
cracked the sads and treated him very badly, and then
got the winning brother got to the bottom of it,
and he's like, what the hell is wrong with you?
And he goes give me the rest of the money
I want. I want half of it. It's half mine.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, I'm shocked at what My initial thought here.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Is what you think that's fair?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
If I were to go on a cruise with Georgia
and my sister, yeah, I don't know. If I'm just
feeling really loving today toward her, but I would probably
give her half because it's like this has been a
shared experience between you and me.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What and it's really bizarre. Ask me again tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I wasn't expecting that, But what if she won? Would
you be expecting half of it? Wouldn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
To ask for it.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yes, but it wouldn't eve because my mind that it
would be half Mark, just that's your win, well done.
I'm so happy for you. Yeah, it wouldn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Would I would do that.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I'd be like, oh, but no, because if it's if
she's gone off and like gone into this raffle alone, Yeah,
and she wins, and I don't tough shit to me.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No, I really think i'd be happy for her.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, and she think it's very unusual.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
But I would happily give the five grand if we
were on this trip together because I feel like it
caps off the memory nicely.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, but then the first time she annoys you, you'll
be like, give me my money back. Absolutely no, no, no,
you just keep your money. And also this brother now
that they're on dry land, because the brother said, no,
you get stuffed. I want it, and I was like,
I gave you two thousand dollars, be happy with the
two grand Yeah. The brothers calling the winning brother greedy
and selfish, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You'd be thrilled with a two kke.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hey, let's move on to adolescents. Everyone's talking about it.
I really hope this one doesn't pass me by Swanye.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I finished it last night. There's four episodes, yes, one, two,
and three fantastic ten out of ten. TV four no good.
Four was an absolute letdown. And I know people are
going to say no, but it was deep and it
was the sentiment around.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
The parents still boring TV.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
They should have buried that in NEP two and three
and made EP three the final ep.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It was a real letdown.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Really see now I won't watch it.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Just watch out one to three though. That's all you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You have to watch the whole thing. The whole thing
needs to be a perfect thing. Anyway, Edward was talking
about adolescents. You might have if you haven't seen it already,
you would have heard people going, oh, it's taken in
you know, some filmed in one take, which is extraordinary.
Here is a little behind the scenes footage. Eron Dohity
plays the accused criminal child's psycho therapist. Yes she does,
(35:57):
and the entire episode, Episode two, Episode three three is
just the conversation between psychotherapists and this kid that's been
accused of something very untoward.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
And that was the first ep they shot.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
And in this clip we hear both of them reacting
to Owen Cooper's audition tape.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It was the first time it auditioned for a show.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So it's really cool to see how like a couple
of years ago, how young and sort of green he sounded.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh my god, look at you.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
My head.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Why is your hair doing that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Because that's what that's why, that's what my head.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
You saw one.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You're way cooler now. I can't deal with this means
the please do something and they won't be locked up
until they know whatever have Oh see even then I'm like,
oh no, he didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
So cute It's so cute, and the fact that this
is his first role is still mind blowing to me.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I might watch it tonight, something.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Watch Just watch one app give it a go. Okay, done,
Hey regularly him and jol Aer up next. We will
be back tomorrow with sweeping statements. Start thinking of your
unpopular opinions and make sure you're registered for Christian jokes.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Bucket this trip on the novplayer app. Because Swanny, It's
not long until we give it away.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I know. Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For
more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot
com Sare you
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