June 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Expecting your first litter of Shetland Sheepdog puppies or headed out on the town this weekend? Well, Chrissie's lining up for an exciting weekend of stationery labelling. Plus, we put Sarah Abo to the test in a new game 'Sounds of Sarah.'
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yes, this is a Christy One show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I know a lot of us had a holiday on Monday,
a public holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Not us.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We didn't. But still this today, getting to Friday has
felt I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh it's felt like a long week again, it has.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I mean that's because we worked. But I've been speaking
to people that didn't work on the Monday and they're like,
is it only Wednesday? Like what is it? Oh? Thank
god it's Friday. Thank god.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, I feel you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And I've got a very very exciting moment coming up
on the weekend. And I've been I haven't had time
to do this thing, and I've made time. I'm going
to do it tomorrow. I'm going to save that I
could have done it tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're going to Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I'm not going to Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You're going out to dinner. You're leaving the house to
eat somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, don't be crazy, I'm not going to leave the house.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, what are you excited about?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So last weekend I organized all my stationery into categories,
so like, all my sharpies in one container, all my
highlighters in one container, all pencils including mechanical pencils in
one container, but then I ran out of time to
label it, and you're labeling my favorite This weekend, I
(01:21):
get to label every single container according to what's inside it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wow, that is grim.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, no, not grim. That's the wrong adjective. Exciting.
That is so exciting to me.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, not exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Every time I feel sad or tired, I go, don Murray,
hold on for one more day and you get to
label your stationery as you.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Know, you know, thirteen twenty four to ten. What are
you excited about this weekend? We will give you a
one hundred dollars dermal therapy pack for sharing. We're also
going to be putting someone else in the running for
that unbelievable trip to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Is there a hand cream in that demal? There beac
I'm going to need it With all labeling I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Sure, we'll and Sarah Arbo's also going to join us
live in the studio, yes before three The.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hello Chrissy, say today it's exciting weekend for me. I'm
going to be getting my masking tape out and my sharpie.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I just can't believe that that excites you. We are
so similar in a lot of ways and then so different.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's my it's my new labeling system. It's a role
of masking tape and a sharpie. Look. I think you
and I if we were the if we were the
same age, best friends. But there was a fork in
the road, and you know I went one way on
(02:46):
the other and I can't change it no matter how
much I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Thirteen twenty four ten, we're asking what you're excited for
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
How are you excited for, rach?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh, gosh, nothing Surursday morning. I've got some chicken coops.
I need to clean. I've got some senses. I need
to mendicate the horses and the sheeping, and maybe maybe
I even might do some house cleaning. That's about the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Stile, all right. So that sounds exactly like my way
my life. Now, how old are your kids.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I've got a little girl, she's ten, she just turned ten.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And is she the animal lover?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, we both are. I live vicariously through her, so
I buy horses for her. We bought some baby old
sheep to Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And you're doing all the work, mama.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh, she's pretty good. I will say that she is.
She's I can't do that. She's pretty good at getting
up before stool and getting you know, letting everyone.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Out water in the horn a raight? Would you do
you like going to the movies we love? Okay, I'm
going to send you a double pass to The Materialist.
It's a new rom comments in cinemas. Now go and
enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are there any kids ones there? For a ten year old?
You would know, but.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
There are not.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They are not. It looks like she's going to see
the root seeds right.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm thirteen twenty four ten. What are you excited for
this weekend?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Guy ha, I'm heading to a Greek restaurant for a
friend's birthday. But you know, when you're not really in
the zone for the music and the late breaking and
all that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I do movie. Look, Jack would suggest a couple of
shots of ooze. Okay, e the move pera.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You must what what happens when you're not a drinker?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, no, I am not a drinker, and I'll tell
you that. The sad news is that when you're not
in the mood and you're not a drinker, you lie
and get out of it, or you just say I
just can't. I can't do it. But don't don't take
my lead on such a homebody. I'm thrilled that you're
going out for some silvolaki Nah saga naki.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
We're going to send you a one hundred dollars prize
pack from dermal Ferrety.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You'll love.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
All right, Sarah, let's finish with you happy Friday. What
are you excited about? Thank you?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I'm excited because we're waiting for the arrival of seven
Shetland sheep dog puppies on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh my god, that is not something you get to
say often. Is it your first letter?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
It's our first letter with the Chelties that we read
British bulldogs as well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Very hectic. It's been very hectic and it's going to
be a very busy and tireless weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And is the mama dog already in labor?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
She's starting to nere.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So this is so excellround and doing all those things
they do.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Sarah sliding to our DNS at the Christy Swan show
and send us a selfie.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Wants a photo once they're all born? Sure?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
We'll do.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We're also going to send you a one hundred dollars
prize back from dermal therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Congratulations to your dog Hey, speaking about Instagram sliding. If
you'd like to give any feedback, We're doing Chrissy's correspondence
after three, but next Sarah Arbo joins us live in
the studio.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Congratulations to I.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Know, because I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It's Friday, and I ran out of things to say,
so I just went with that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I don't even like to talk. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
She's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, the best, The Chrissy Swan Show, and this is
one of our favorite TV queens. Sarah Arbo, welcome, oh Chrissy,
one of my favorite radio queens.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Baby, and you too, Jackie Boy, love you man.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I then I just want to say thank you for
joining us so late in the day, because it's a
really big deal to make any commitment after twelve noon.
The hours that you keep.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Especially, I must say on a Friday, that shows my
absolute love and adoration of both of you, because I
would not do this for just anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let me tell you absolutely feel it every minute of it.
Of course, we can watch you every morning. The Today
Show starts at five thirty AM. I had forgotten that.
What Christy you mean you don't watch from five thirty?
I know, I mean forgive me, forgive me me a
cooper at that at that time of the day, I'm
I actually should be watching you because I'm up, you know,
(07:14):
packing the dishwasher and doing laundry and insufferable tasks that
are beneath me like that.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Well, if you tuned into us, that would actually elevate
your mood for the day.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think, really good?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Idn't Information and Entertainment Sarah Abba?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You are a daredvil? Can you please talk to us
about skydivings? Terrified on your behalf?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Do you know what it was? An?
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Actually I had to. It was like I had to
disassociate from what was happening, which is, you know, this
is a funny thing. I've always wanted to skydive, and
I do think of myself occasionally as a bit of
an adrenaline junkie, and that's why, you know, when I
joined sixty minutes, I was like, yes, I'm going to
be the adventure girl.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
We're going to do all this crazy shit.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
And then of course COVID happened and I couldn't do
anything for two years, which was brilliant. So jumping out
of a plane, while it might seem insane and.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Actually is, was a rather exhilarating experience.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What is that moment, like when you're at the open
door and you're looking down.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
The trick is not to look down because he sort
of I mean, you go up. So the flight itself
up to where you need to sort of jump from
is probably only like about ten minutes, and so that
whole ten minutes you're kind of packing death sitting there
and you're all like packed in like sardines, and you're
attached to the person you're tandem jumping with, who's thankfully
for me, Simon, who I was jumping with, had had
eleven thousand other jumps before me, right, so I was like,
(08:31):
I could not be in more experienced hands, and he
was very good at calming my nerves. But that moment
where you're about to jump out of the plane, they
you have to sort of throw your head back anyway
into their shoulders, so you can't look down even if
you wanted to. And do you know what, it's it's
completely involuntary because you're attached to another human, you really
don't have a say in this. And I think if
I did, I would not be jumping out of that plane.
(08:52):
But because I was like tethered to him and I
had no choice, he jumps, and obviously you go with him, right,
And so at that moment, like I'm jumping out of
a plane, I have no control of this situation.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Whatever will be will be.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
And then you're like free falling for almost a minute,
and then they release the parachute and that's when you go,
you like jump back up into the air, and that's
when you start to take it in and it's a
slower kind of decline back to Earth, and it's stunning.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That minute of free fall, Like I imagine, you know
how on a roller coaster, like a giant swing on
school cad you get that immediate like you lose your
stomach feeling.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Do you have that for the full minute?
Speaker 8 (09:29):
I think you have it immediately?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
And then, because I mean my brain tries to work
out what's happening right right, I was like, this doesn't
make sense. Humans don't jump out of planes falling. What
am I doing? This is alien?
Speaker 8 (09:38):
And so you know, sane and so you kind of
I reckon. By the time you work.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Out what's actually happening, the parachute has been released. But
it's exhilarating too. And then once you land, you're like,
I'm a badass. Let's get on a plane and do
it again. Man, I'm ready.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
What's next?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What's next? So you're going to do that? You know,
there's a race in the UK somewhere where you throw
yourself down a hill chase the Chief.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
We have it on the show every year and it
still makes me cackle because it is the funniest thing.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Can you do me a favor? So I've got kids,
and a lot of our listeners have kids. The La
riots that are going on, Oh yes, can you explain
it to me? And those listening as if you're doing
it for a kid.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Well, essentially, I mean, that's a difficult one to break
down because there are so many different facets at play,
and a lot of them have to do with President
Donald Trump and obviously the La you know, La being
such a liberal kind of city right in California being
such a liberal state generally, and so it's about his
immigration policy and trying to detain illegal immigrants, as they
(10:43):
say in the US illegal aliens and deport them, and
so there has been a bit of an uprising I
suppose by those who have migrated to the US and
are now naturalized US citizens. They are protesting for those
who have been deported and to prevent further deportations. I mean,
the commentary widely has been that the reaction and by
Donald Trump has been heavy handed, and sending in the
National Guards and the Marines has been completely over the top.
(11:06):
The irony, though, obviously, is that la is a city,
a town that's been built on migration, and particularly migration
from Central America, and a lot of the work is
they're so like there's there's so much reliance, you know,
whether it's cafes, whether it's retail, whether it's like housekeepers, nanny's,
all these groundskeepers, all these people built on migrants who
(11:26):
have come from the Southern States, southern countries. So it's
it's an interesting one because see, I mean, even when
you think about the people who would be employed by Trump,
you know, in his various institutions, would be a lot
from those areas.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yes, and Paul Laurence Marci being hit by a robber bullet,
But I did say on air. I think it was
yesterday or the day before that. That is one of
the great pr exercises I've seen in Australian TV. And
I asked Rizzy to then run me down with the
car and see if I get the same kind of coverage.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
You know what I will say, I'm glad we're laughing
about it, and because it was absolutely shocking and I'm
going to be my serious journey, but it was.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Just like, how did this happen?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
And Lauren is such a beautiful, beautiful person and a
hard working journalist. Is all of our correspondence are, of course,
but you know everyone's seeing the footage she was. It
was just totally blatant. Yeah, she was tough and targeted
bizarrely in a scene that was actually quite calm.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That was odd.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
There wasn't much happening around her at that time, and
so for that officer to turn and shoot at her, yeah, deliberately.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Ever since I've ever since I saw that unfold, I
have thought of one thing, and one thing only. I
want to see the bruise now, I want to see it.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
We haven't seen it. It's big, is it?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Tell me everything about it?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
It's a bruise.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
On her calf, how many she's soldiering on her she's
so resilient and how big is it?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Tell me size wise?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Color?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
It's blue? I think from the picture I saw, or
maybe it was still a.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Bit red bruise obsessed over here?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
She pressing it? Is she pressing it even though her
body says, don't do it?
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Look, I'll give you her number off air and thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's what I wanted to toatch.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Sarah on the Today's Show from five thirty week days
on nine and nine. Now, Abo, we're not letting you
off that age. You've got to stick around for another
silly game next.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Okay, we have created a game just for you. It
can be played by nobody else and it has its
very own open of involving your name.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It is Friday, and as if the day couldn't get
any better, we have hung on to Sarah Arbo. Thank
you so much, Thank you so much for joining us.
As I said before, big deal, big deal, because you've
been up since sparisbart and the last.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Day of the week too.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Alright, let's get into this game. The sounds of.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Remember that song who's it bye again?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It was, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
It's so exciting when you hear a song and it
features your name and you're like that obviously they slung
that about me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You've got a few. You've got there are You've got
Fleetwood Mac. I think there's a Sarah and Hall and
Oates has a Sarah.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
We found another one recently too. I can't remember it,
but I'll send it to you.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Can I feel like you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Starship has a Sarah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah they do nineteen eighty five saah.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Same. All right, this is very exciting. We have absolutely
trolled footage of you being sassy and angry and cute
and funny and all of those different hask you wear. Yes,
you should be terrified, and you've got to tell us
(14:33):
the context of what we're going to play the sounds
of Sarah.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Alright, sound number one? Who were you talking to when
you said this?
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Get over it as we go? I feel like I
said that on a regular.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So savage saka get over it?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Oh you know what?
Speaker 9 (14:52):
I just said that the other day about the State
of Origin selection because I was like, eh, he dropped
a player who cares move on its title?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I mean in that instance. It wasn't that. It was
to someone.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Oh no, I don't actually don't know. Wow more, who
was it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was to James Bracy, who was feeling in Carl
in April.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
You were playing, you apologize, you were playing a game
I think for a new show the Floor or something.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh yes, and I beat him.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's not like you to sound like you're in a
filthy mood when you're being competitive, you know. All right,
let's keep going, sound too.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
You sounded terrified. You guys, this is a terrible game
for me to play. You've stopped me again.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
All right, let's hear it once more. Tom Cassimento loves
this because of your site. At the start, you sounded terrified.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What's the story? Were you covering the sigh?
Speaker 8 (15:58):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
It was a kayaker who encountered the shark. Do you
remember that story? Oh?
Speaker 8 (16:04):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And he wasn't terrified.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That was the irony, mate, give me something.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
He was such a chiller beside over.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So all right, let'sbi want to sound of three sounds
of Sarah.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Honestly, former just needs to shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They need to just correct Okay, who needs to shut up?
Speaker 9 (16:30):
I remember that one because it was followed by the
hand gesture of the zipp it, you know, the universal
sound gesture for zippit. Yes, that was two former prime
ministers who we don't want to hear from and we've
had enough of.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
And go back to your homes and stay there. That's
all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Specifically, what former prime ministers.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Oh, Chrissy, are you're going to get me in trouble?
No one. I didn't actually refer I didn't mention names,
did No. I did not mention any names.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I swear you said Julia Gillard's note.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Oh no, But I love Julia Gillard in terms of
what she's done. I'm saying more of them should be
like Julie. She's Kevin Ran.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Scott Morrison, actually, where is Scott Morris? He just.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
And he came out as well and told the coalition
what to do. I just think these former pms, like
you know, they've done their bit.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What was his o M for services to McDonald's toilets.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Crissy Fang, I can smell it from here.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All right, let's move on to sound number four.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
No one's listening to people out there that don't care
about all this. They want more action, they want more gusto,
they want more charisma.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Why aren't you bringing it to them?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's a damning indictment against whoever it was that you
were talking to.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Was I feel ready to fight?
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yes, that was the idea. This was the idea, Jackie.
I wanted that.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
I'm pretty sure that was James Patterson because I got
the start of his voice there and it was just
in the lead up, but it was in our news
chat segment.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
It was in the lead up to the election. It
was like, mate, you need to fire the people.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Up, do it? I mean, if James Patterson is any
relation to Aaron Patterson the mushroom lady.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Obsessed, I'll stop it?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Should asking what is a meal of choices?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I see it? That brings us to the end
of Sounds of Sarah.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I really enjoyed that far.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Oh you're really stump to me. Guys, thank you, you
got terrible memory?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Two out of four? Will cop that.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Before we send you on your way, tag you and
release you back into the wild. Can you just give
us a sign off that starts with a sigh and
then says you're listening to The Christy Swan Show one nova.
We'll be back soon in full like fool.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Yes, you're listening to The Chrissy Swan Show. We'll be
back in five Love it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Mate, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Let's go click it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How much do you know about the fashion icon Rachel Zoo.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I've actually never heard her. Oh, I probably haven't an
Instagram reel here or that, but I don't know much.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Sunny. I've never watched the show.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Or heard her speak properly, but I am excited about
her join in Beverly Hills Housewise.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
He's gonna love her so much. Sorry, I'm having a
little yawn.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't reckon you are.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
He came out of my mouth right in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Talkie Friday Energy. I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't think I've ever done that in twenty two years.
I'm turning turning into another reality icon, Scott Dissick. I
yawned in the middle of your conversation. Anyway, you're gonna
love Rachel zo. I don't know if she was one
of the first reality heroes icons, but I feel she was.
(19:52):
I was watching her in two thousand and eight when
Leo the year Leo was born.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, and my best friend beck was to obsessed with her.
She is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Well, her show, The Rachel Zoe Project, was one of
Bravo's first reality shows.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Right, that doesn't the problem? Was it the first? When
did the Kardashians start?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Kardashians wasn't Bravo that was a yeah? But wen did
that start two thousand and seven?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, so I reckon The Rachel Zoe Project was Bravo's response.
The Kardashians have gone, shit, there's a future in this.
What are we going to put out? There's this fabulous stylist,
Let's use her anyway. She has joined Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills, which is going to be amazing, and the
(20:39):
guy behind all of it, Andy Cohen, actually caught up
with her personally to say, are you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Sure we are so excited to have Rachel? I mean,
I was really rocked by the news that she and
RAJ were splitting up, and she is really I spoke
to her. I was like, Rachel, you know, I just
wanted to make sure in our conversation she really had
her head around it, because you know, she it's bananas.
(21:04):
I think we're going to see the Rachel that we love,
but at a really different place in her life.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
When when Andy said to her, are you sure you've
got your head around it? Secretly, she said, my lawyers
are making me do it because Roger's taking all my money.
I just made that up, but I reckon that's what's.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Happening in tracks.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Also, I feel like she'd be able to walk into
that show asking for pretty good salary given her status.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Already, you're gonna love her profile. I can't wave that much.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
She's amazing.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Let's move on to Reddit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I want to have it. I just want to. I
want to talk about air fries for a minute. I
feel like the lines are drawn and people are hating them,
and they they've got to stop.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah and booked. I'm going to be honest on one
of them.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, so there is a Reddit threat. It's an interesting
sort of stance, but I'm going to try and fix
it because there's no need. There's no need to be
hating on them. Food sign says there. I said it.
Air friers are the CrossFit of appliances. Now what's CrossFit?
It's like an evangelistic This has changed my life.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You must do it too, A cult gym workout, Yeah,
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Same still a personal train off, No.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I mean yes, trick you. Listening foot scientist says air
fries are the CrossFit of appliant says the cut like
status of this appliance bothers me. I would rather someone
try to evangelize me to Jesus Christ than air friar. Yes,
the attempt at converting me to love this suppliance happens daily.
I get it, because if you are, I think it's
(22:39):
better for people that use their oven. How often do
you use your normal oven that is installed in your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Once a week? Maybe?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Air fryers would be great for you because it's you're
only cooking for you and maybe Chris, your house mate.
And all they are is a small oven. That's all
they work exactly, that's all they do.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
The idea have to take it out and put it
on my beautiful kitchen back.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, well that's not for you. I get it. That's
not for you. But if you've got the space and
you can just see it as a small oven, yeah
that's great. Like if I'm cooking a lasagna or a
slow cooked lamb shoulder I'm doing that in the oven,
of course, But if Peg and Kit want a party pie,
a couple of party pies, heat it up. I'm not
(23:29):
preheating a nine hundred millimeter oven for twenty five minutes
before they go in and then waiting for fifteen minutes.
By that stage, the kids have eaten half a low
cred a whole salami. So with the airbryer, you whack
them in. There's no preheating. The pie is done and
you turn it off. That's it.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
My parents use it like you do too, because they've
got a Mum's got a massive oven, and I do
have to now I think about it. Mum does hide
it away, so I probably could find a way to
hide it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Look, you could, but I think we've just got to
stop making them more complicated than they are. It's a
small oven. Don't refer to what as an air fry.
Call it the mini oven.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Can you please read this comment in one of your
American voices because I love it so much?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Sure, ev love and a product that guarantees Crispy Gems
in twenty one minutes with absolute minimal effort is wrong.
I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wrang Achristie show.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Bakers de Light
Baked by real Bakers, Chrissy's song Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hi, Yeah, this is where we talk about all the
fresh hits of the week. And we're just still getting
used to Spready Carpenter's new song and Edge Sheeran's new song,
and so let's just marinate with those for a minute.
And today I'm gonna give you a it's still a
Fresh Friday, but I want you to listen to something
with fresh years instead. It's probably a song that you know.
(24:57):
This week we were sad and to hear of the
passing of musical legend Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys,
And of course everywhere you turn on the radio there's
little tributes and everyone loves God only knows and good
vibrations and they are all great songs, and I suggest
you listen to them, but we're doing a tribute of
a different kind because he has two daughters, at least two.
(25:20):
I think he's probably got more, but he's definitely got two.
And their names are Wendy and Carney, and together they
were two of the three members of the legendary eighties
girl group, Wilson Phillips, what it is you and they
gave us hold On? It is Friday. I have played
(25:42):
it this morning. If you're listening from Sydney, you probably
heard this twice today. Lucky you. It is the weekend.
If you hold on for just one more days, probably
a couple of hours will do it. The weekend is here.
I give you Wilson Phillips, hold on.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Good time to give away a bum bag? What say you? Yep,
Chrissies Quizzy bumbades are really coming to their own on
weekends because they get new sort of feelings.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, they get filled with stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I mean, look, if you're was that like an Sha
drug deal, train stations sort of googy going on in mind.
I've got a special weekend bum bag, Helena. Do you
like the idea of special weekend bum bag?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I really like that idea.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah. It's the best because you don't have any you
don't have any work things in it. You know, you
just got your weekend bum bag.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Yeah right, good luck.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I hope you win it. Hello there, Alex Hi, Hell yeah, good?
Are you good at quizzy? When you're in the car, like,
are you winning? Goat chat? All right, let's play, ladies.
Your names are your buzzs specified? Meaning first person to
get three ounce screen wins, the game gets bum back.
I reckon, maybe there could be something in it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I reckon they could be it is?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It is something else?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Question number one. This week Lord Prank called a famous
friend who revealed that they were on the couch hungover.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Do you know Rina?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes, Lena, Charlie Xy it is Charlie XCX. I feel
like she's hungover a lot.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I agree one point to Helena. Question number two, so
he's got the hiccups that I like.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I just got one hiccup out of the blue. Which
planet is known as the Red Planet? I just had
the line, but it was silent, Helena, Yes, Helena, Mark,
it is Mark alright.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Question number three is for the winner, Helena your blitz
in it?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Lanas Morrissette released her critically acclaimed album Jack a Little
Pill twenty years ago today. Can you name the lead single?
It's not fair?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Helena?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
She was so angry. Yes, Helena, it's not fair. Nope, Ah,
I know it's you order no. Question number four, what
is the longest river in the world by length, not Dorina. Yes, Helena,
(28:14):
it is the nigh Well.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Done, Helena.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
You have won yourself that bum bag, fair and square,
and you're also going to take home a prize pack
from Bay Juice Energy and Natural Caffeine Boost that'll get
you through the weekend.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
It's fun, it will.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
I have a four year old so perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You need it, man may mine it.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Chrissy's correspondence is up next, sliding to our DMS with
any feedback you've had on the show this week, and
of course we'll be putting someone in the running for
that trip to Pulia.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's Friday. Time to check the mail bag.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
We love your feedback, We love your hints, we love
your tips, we love your hatred.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
We love it all, mainly the hatred.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I know you love that, don't you worry. There's a
bit of it in here, great bit of it in
here for both of us. Find us on Instagram we love.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It at the Christy Swanshot and also shout out to Emma,
our new digital producer who started with us this week.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, good on, You're welcome welcome Bata. I spoke about
my latest type of fixation. There's a new one every week.
This one is sticking around. It's sober noodles with crispy
chili oil. You know those fancy ones.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Did we post? Is this the recipe we posted.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
A night we did? And avocado and I soep it
up with other bits piece. It's an oldish recipe. Laurie
made it, sent a photo of an empty bowl, and
I know she made it correctly because my bowl looks
exactly like that. When I'm finished, she simply wrote three words,
oh my god, Chrissy yuma approval from Laurie. I think
(29:49):
we need to post it again, and you would. Oh no,
you had a situation with chili this week. It's not
hot chili, though, it's that you know, yummy warm oil.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I can cop that You'll like, just can't cough. What
Hughey put in my bar me on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I mean he's dead now, so sorry about that rip. Now.
You are a very naughty and bad son. And I've
noticed recently, Jack, you only ever make the trip down
to your parents' house when you're a forcing yourself to
be healthy and good, and then you're very boring in
(30:24):
your own words.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yes, sometimes I rock up hungover.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. I just said, when you're very tired and hungover,
you go to your parents. They must be sad they
only get that version. And Josh says he legit lolled
at this conversation. When he was in the car. He goes,
I have the same issue with my mum.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I had another mate that said they have the same
issue as well, and his parents don't like it when
he calls it rehap. I was like, well, that's what
I call it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know that that is what I'm going to offer
to my son, Yes, and probably my daughter who knows
Leo especially definitely Leoh. I already do that for Leo
correct on weekend.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Although I am and in drive in today, I'm just
gonna put it on the record, Okay, good, fourteen days
has been enough going on a date.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Can't do it so dry.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
June even isn't a thing. It's not right.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I made it up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I can't wait to catch up with you Monday.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
But yeah, I know right, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Last week we played round of I'm a blah blaht
certain career and I would never and a cleaner Cardus
to reveal she would never use bleached, never use high
chemicals in her house, and she uses dish washing liquid
just your normal warning fresh on everything.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I loved this phone topic. By the way, I need
to do it to you.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I would love to do it again. You were shocked
by it, and you questioned whether or not dishwashing liquid
would actually kill germs enough.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yes, because when I'm wiping down my bench with my
Deathol's apple spray, I like to just imagine that it's
getting all those germs and killing them. And I just
feel like dishwashing liquid doesn't have that same mph.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I know what you mean, but I don't know whether
you need to go that hardcore. I think it's enough
to just wash it with a cloth anyway, Matt says,
I was Jack. I would have begged your soul for
Manly a teen left. Why Why it's okay not to
know something, Matt, It's okay to be surprised.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Also, I still like low key stand by my stance
on it.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We've got a message from Manly. Manly stain, Oh, I
know exactly where you're from. And he She says that
they use detergent two things only washing washing, the car washing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
The ass what they're putting like earth dish washing detergent
on there.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I find that unusual, but to each their.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I just imagine Manly bent over with the Morning Fresh
bottle up there, and.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Meg says, listen, it's okay. Is okay to be, you know,
surprised confused about using dishwashing liquid? But because I do
not take a poopa on my dinner plates, and I
like chemicals. In fact, I love my house smelling like
chemicals after a good clean.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Wow, I wonder what else she cooks with chemical.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The Crissy Swan Show, It's Friday this time. Next week, Jack,
I think we're going to be announcing the winner for
this Passport to Pull.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Your competition absolutely will be.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Let's see who we can get in now, discover Pulia
and unlock all five senses with a perfect to Chrissy's
Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
It's so exciting.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
If you love your food, if you love your son,
if you love your history, Puolia is for you.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Hello Kate, Hello, gorgeous one.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh my god? Are you do you love Italy? What's
your take on it?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
I just I'm desperate to go. I've planned three times
to go and each trip has fallen through, so lucky.
Fourth time why why?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Why?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
First time, sadly do you do a miscarriage? Second time
do you do an ash and third time due to
a divorce that the divorce is the best thing that
ever happened.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Kate, Wow, I hope that you really nail this and
guess the landmark location or dish that Swany is going
to give you clues to, because we really want to
send you there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, you're good to just kind of think super super Italia.
That is the vibe and I've been giving little tidbits
as as we go along here and it's so interesting.
Did you know that Pullia is located in the boot
heel the heel of the boot, so Italy is shaped
exactly like a boot, and Pulia is the heel and
that is there's eight hundred kilometers of coastline.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
That's a great tip because now you can visualize where
you would be flying to with Eddie had airways exactly. Hey, Kate,
the crew that are organizing this trip for you, should
you win it as well. It's a seven day tour
for two people, valued at over twelve thousand dollars. They're
called travel Pulia and they are absolute experts in the region.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
And then can you tell Kate that we are desperate
to go? Will you want to know so badly?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
And yesterday I was talking about Barrata. It's the home
of Barrata. It's also it's got it gives forty percent
of Italy's olive oil from all the groves around the
entire country. Anyway, you little good life exactly. All right,
we digress. We've got to get you in the drawer first.
I'm want to get you too excited. All right, I
am going to start when you're ready. You've got to
(35:24):
keep I'm talking about something iconic and obviously Italian, and
I am just gonna I'm gonna start, and I'm just
going to keep on running the minute. You know. It's
a time game, Kate, the minute you know what I'm
talking about. If you want to have a guess, you
don't even have to know, you just have to say,
start speaking.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Okay, I'm sweaty in all the bit I know.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I mean you are, but you are. Yeah, you smell
like you smell like garlic bread coming out from under
your under arms. Okay, let's go. This golden liquid has
been central.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okate, god man, you are going to be hard to beat.
Chow Battles. Well, okay, all right, I think it's safe
to say that you know you are definitely in the
drawer and you're the one to beat Kate.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Oh my gosh, I'm still sweating all the beach.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I'd recommend staying sweating all those bits up until next Friday.
This time next Friday we will be calling our lucky
winner and telling them that they are flying and he
had airways to.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
A Pullia amazing.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Next Friday is my birthday. Can you believe the coincidence?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Don't because it breaks my heart when people don't win
and we you know you really want to. I don't
like that cat. Sorry, it was a pleasure to talk
to you, and best of luck with it and happy birthday.
Would you like me to send you a little one
of my bum bags?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Great, great, I'll get your addressing off.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
You have a beautiful weekend, Kate.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Registered by the overplayer up if you would like to
beat Kate next week we'll be playing again the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Let's go clicking, shall we?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Chrissy's click?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
But there's your assistance with making like any sense of
the reasons behind Benson Boons the name of his new album.
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I don't get him.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Hey, all right, so he's called his album American Heart.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, he's that's the new one that drops next week.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yes, And he went on, you're gonna say, Jimmy Fallon
to explain the reasons. Why have a listen and see
if you can understand a word.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
He saying, when we were younger, we got in a
car accident, and like, in that moment I was, I
was young. I was I was maybe like fifteen or sixteen,
and and in that moment, it was like the first
time in my life that I was like, oh my gosh,
this dude my best friend. He means everything to me.
I don't want to die right now a young Americans.
So it's not meant to be some patriotic like this
(38:01):
is who I voted for. It's me is Benson Boone,
the little kid that grew up with a dream to
just like continue doing things that I love with the
people that I love.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, that makes sense, But how does it relate to
the fact that your album is called American Heart.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, that doesn't like he mentions.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
The words young American. I get it, it's not called that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Young American would be a cool name.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, but he couldn't call that because that's the DA
have a boy song, But American Heart, I don't understand it.
Call it American field, cool name, like that's where you
were when you realized this.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
And like that sounds like it could be a clothing
label as well. Yeah, Swanny, I really want to like
Benson Boone, and for no good reason, he gets on
my nerves. I find him irritated.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Is it because he's too hot and confident?
Speaker 6 (38:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I like hot and confidence, you do.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I think it's just everything's happy and like that Mystical
Magical song is just like, just don't be so happy
all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Mystical Magical is on the new album Mama Song is
on the album Mama Song. Mama Song, the Mama Song.
I just said that it annoys me because I don't
understand the name of that.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, well good luck Benson Boone. You
can backflip out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Brother, tell you what I do love.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I love ladies, I love funny ladies. I love Amy Pohler,
I loved Tana Faye and Amy Pohl has done a
podcast is called Good Hang, and she's getting all her
friends on it. It's amazing. One of her friends is Rachel Dratch,
who plays Debbie Downer on Saturday Night Live. She's so funny.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
She's like the mouth one. She does really good mouth movements.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
She ab the mouth and she she appeared on Amy
Pohler's podcast, and I've just I've never seen Amy Pohler
laughing like this. Just enjoy it, let it, let it
take it to the weekend.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Ready to rock.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
It's not picking up.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Who was at the door.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Rachael grad knew that she was going to be doing
a podcast that she ordered food right at the time.
It's just gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
That is Chris.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Hard relate.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Have a beautiful weekend. Swan, have fun, you know organizing your.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You mean have fun. I cannot wait. I'm going to
be sending you photographs of the organization of my stationary,
which I've been looking forward to for a seven whole days.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Can't wait for the penshots.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, heads to Novo podcast dot com.
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Yes, this is a Christy One show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I know a lot of us had a holiday on Monday,
a public holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Not us.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We didn't. But still this today, getting to Friday has
felt I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh it's felt like a long week again, it has.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I mean that's because we worked. But I've been speaking
to people that didn't work on the Monday and they're like,
is it only Wednesday? Like what is it? Oh? Thank
god it's Friday. Thank god.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, I feel you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And I've got a very very exciting moment coming up
on the weekend. And I've been I haven't had time
to do this thing, and I've made time. I'm going
to do it tomorrow. I'm going to save that I
could have done it tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're going to Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I'm not going to Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You're going out to dinner. You're leaving the house to
eat somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, don't be crazy, I'm not going to leave the house.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, what are you excited about?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So last weekend I organized all my stationery into categories,
so like, all my sharpies in one container, all my
highlighters in one container, all pencils including mechanical pencils in
one container, but then I ran out of time to
label it, and you're labeling my favorite This weekend, I
(01:21):
get to label every single container according to what's inside it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wow, that is grim.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, no, not grim. That's the wrong adjective. Exciting.
That is so exciting to me.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, not exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Every time I feel sad or tired, I go, don Murray,
hold on for one more day and you get to
label your stationery as you.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Know, you know, thirteen twenty four to ten. What are
you excited about this weekend? We will give you a
one hundred dollars dermal therapy pack for sharing. We're also
going to be putting someone else in the running for
that unbelievable trip to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Is there a hand cream in that demal? There beac
I'm going to need it With all labeling I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Sure, we'll and Sarah Arbo's also going to join us
live in the studio, yes before three The.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hello Chrissy, say today it's exciting weekend for me. I'm
going to be getting my masking tape out and my sharpie.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I just can't believe that that excites you. We are
so similar in a lot of ways and then so different.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's my it's my new labeling system. It's a role
of masking tape and a sharpie. Look. I think you
and I if we were the if we were the
same age, best friends. But there was a fork in
the road, and you know I went one way on
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the other and I can't change it no matter how
much I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Thirteen twenty four ten, we're asking what you're excited for
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
How are you excited for, rach?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh, gosh, nothing Surursday morning. I've got some chicken coops.
I need to clean. I've got some senses. I need
to mendicate the horses and the sheeping, and maybe maybe
I even might do some house cleaning. That's about the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Stile, all right. So that sounds exactly like my way
my life. Now, how old are your kids.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I've got a little girl, she's ten, she just turned ten.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And is she the animal lover?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, we both are. I live vicariously through her, so
I buy horses for her. We bought some baby old
sheep to Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And you're doing all the work, mama.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh, she's pretty good. I will say that she is.
She's I can't do that. She's pretty good at getting
up before stool and getting you know, letting everyone.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Out water in the horn a raight? Would you do
you like going to the movies we love? Okay, I'm
going to send you a double pass to The Materialist.
It's a new rom comments in cinemas. Now go and
enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are there any kids ones there? For a ten year old?
You would know, but.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
There are not.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They are not. It looks like she's going to see
the root seeds right.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm thirteen twenty four ten. What are you excited for
this weekend?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Guy ha, I'm heading to a Greek restaurant for a
friend's birthday. But you know, when you're not really in
the zone for the music and the late breaking and
all that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I do movie. Look, Jack would suggest a couple of
shots of ooze. Okay, e the move pera.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You must what what happens when you're not a drinker?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, no, I am not a drinker, and I'll tell
you that. The sad news is that when you're not
in the mood and you're not a drinker, you lie
and get out of it, or you just say I
just can't. I can't do it. But don't don't take
my lead on such a homebody. I'm thrilled that you're
going out for some silvolaki Nah saga naki.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
We're going to send you a one hundred dollars prize
pack from dermal Ferrety.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You'll love.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
All right, Sarah, let's finish with you happy Friday. What
are you excited about? Thank you?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I'm excited because we're waiting for the arrival of seven
Shetland sheep dog puppies on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh my god, that is not something you get to
say often. Is it your first letter?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
It's our first letter with the Chelties that we read
British bulldogs as well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Very hectic. It's been very hectic and it's going to
be a very busy and tireless weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And is the mama dog already in labor?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
She's starting to nere.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So this is so excellround and doing all those things
they do.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Sarah sliding to our DNS at the Christy Swan show
and send us a selfie.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Wants a photo once they're all born? Sure?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
We'll do.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We're also going to send you a one hundred dollars
prize back from dermal therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Congratulations to your dog Hey, speaking about Instagram sliding. If
you'd like to give any feedback, We're doing Chrissy's correspondence
after three, but next Sarah Arbo joins us live in
the studio.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Congratulations to I.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Know, because I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It's Friday, and I ran out of things to say,
so I just went with that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I don't even like to talk. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
She's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, the best, The Chrissy Swan Show, and this is
one of our favorite TV queens. Sarah Arbo, welcome, oh Chrissy,
one of my favorite radio queens.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Baby, and you too, Jackie Boy, love you man.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I then I just want to say thank you for
joining us so late in the day, because it's a
really big deal to make any commitment after twelve noon.
The hours that you keep.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Especially, I must say on a Friday, that shows my
absolute love and adoration of both of you, because I
would not do this for just anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let me tell you absolutely feel it every minute of it.
Of course, we can watch you every morning. The Today
Show starts at five thirty AM. I had forgotten that.
What Christy you mean you don't watch from five thirty?
I know, I mean forgive me, forgive me me a
cooper at that at that time of the day, I'm
I actually should be watching you because I'm up, you know,
(07:14):
packing the dishwasher and doing laundry and insufferable tasks that
are beneath me like that.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Well, if you tuned into us, that would actually elevate
your mood for the day.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think, really good?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Idn't Information and Entertainment Sarah Abba?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You are a daredvil? Can you please talk to us
about skydivings? Terrified on your behalf?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Do you know what it was? An?
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Actually I had to. It was like I had to
disassociate from what was happening, which is, you know, this
is a funny thing. I've always wanted to skydive, and
I do think of myself occasionally as a bit of
an adrenaline junkie, and that's why, you know, when I
joined sixty minutes, I was like, yes, I'm going to
be the adventure girl.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
We're going to do all this crazy shit.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
And then of course COVID happened and I couldn't do
anything for two years, which was brilliant. So jumping out
of a plane, while it might seem insane and.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Actually is, was a rather exhilarating experience.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What is that moment, like when you're at the open
door and you're looking down.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
The trick is not to look down because he sort
of I mean, you go up. So the flight itself
up to where you need to sort of jump from
is probably only like about ten minutes, and so that
whole ten minutes you're kind of packing death sitting there
and you're all like packed in like sardines, and you're
attached to the person you're tandem jumping with, who's thankfully
for me, Simon, who I was jumping with, had had
eleven thousand other jumps before me, right, so I was like,
(08:31):
I could not be in more experienced hands, and he
was very good at calming my nerves. But that moment
where you're about to jump out of the plane, they
you have to sort of throw your head back anyway
into their shoulders, so you can't look down even if
you wanted to. And do you know what, it's it's
completely involuntary because you're attached to another human, you really
don't have a say in this. And I think if
I did, I would not be jumping out of that plane.
(08:52):
But because I was like tethered to him and I
had no choice, he jumps, and obviously you go with him, right,
And so at that moment, like I'm jumping out of
a plane, I have no control of this situation.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Whatever will be will be.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
And then you're like free falling for almost a minute,
and then they release the parachute and that's when you go,
you like jump back up into the air, and that's
when you start to take it in and it's a
slower kind of decline back to Earth, and it's stunning.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That minute of free fall, Like I imagine, you know
how on a roller coaster, like a giant swing on
school cad you get that immediate like you lose your
stomach feeling.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Do you have that for the full minute?
Speaker 8 (09:29):
I think you have it immediately?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
And then, because I mean my brain tries to work
out what's happening right right, I was like, this doesn't
make sense. Humans don't jump out of planes falling. What
am I doing? This is alien?
Speaker 8 (09:38):
And so you know, sane and so you kind of
I reckon. By the time you work.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Out what's actually happening, the parachute has been released. But
it's exhilarating too. And then once you land, you're like,
I'm a badass. Let's get on a plane and do
it again. Man, I'm ready.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
What's next?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What's next? So you're going to do that? You know,
there's a race in the UK somewhere where you throw
yourself down a hill chase the Chief.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
We have it on the show every year and it
still makes me cackle because it is the funniest thing.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Can you do me a favor? So I've got kids,
and a lot of our listeners have kids. The La
riots that are going on, Oh yes, can you explain
it to me? And those listening as if you're doing
it for a kid.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Well, essentially, I mean, that's a difficult one to break
down because there are so many different facets at play,
and a lot of them have to do with President
Donald Trump and obviously the La you know, La being
such a liberal kind of city right in California being
such a liberal state generally, and so it's about his
immigration policy and trying to detain illegal immigrants, as they
(10:43):
say in the US illegal aliens and deport them, and
so there has been a bit of an uprising I
suppose by those who have migrated to the US and
are now naturalized US citizens. They are protesting for those
who have been deported and to prevent further deportations. I mean,
the commentary widely has been that the reaction and by
Donald Trump has been heavy handed, and sending in the
National Guards and the Marines has been completely over the top.
(11:06):
The irony, though, obviously, is that la is a city,
a town that's been built on migration, and particularly migration
from Central America, and a lot of the work is
they're so like there's there's so much reliance, you know,
whether it's cafes, whether it's retail, whether it's like housekeepers, nanny's,
all these groundskeepers, all these people built on migrants who
(11:26):
have come from the Southern States, southern countries. So it's
it's an interesting one because see, I mean, even when
you think about the people who would be employed by Trump,
you know, in his various institutions, would be a lot
from those areas.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yes, and Paul Laurence Marci being hit by a robber bullet,
But I did say on air. I think it was
yesterday or the day before that. That is one of
the great pr exercises I've seen in Australian TV. And
I asked Rizzy to then run me down with the
car and see if I get the same kind of coverage.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
You know what I will say, I'm glad we're laughing
about it, and because it was absolutely shocking and I'm
going to be my serious journey, but it was.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Just like, how did this happen?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
And Lauren is such a beautiful, beautiful person and a
hard working journalist. Is all of our correspondence are, of course,
but you know everyone's seeing the footage she was. It
was just totally blatant. Yeah, she was tough and targeted
bizarrely in a scene that was actually quite calm.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That was odd.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
There wasn't much happening around her at that time, and
so for that officer to turn and shoot at her, yeah, deliberately.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Ever since I've ever since I saw that unfold, I
have thought of one thing, and one thing only. I
want to see the bruise now, I want to see it.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
We haven't seen it. It's big, is it?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Tell me everything about it?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
It's a bruise.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
On her calf, how many she's soldiering on her she's
so resilient and how big is it?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Tell me size wise?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Color?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
It's blue? I think from the picture I saw, or
maybe it was still a.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Bit red bruise obsessed over here?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
She pressing it? Is she pressing it even though her
body says, don't do it?
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Look, I'll give you her number off air and thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's what I wanted to toatch.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Sarah on the Today's Show from five thirty week days
on nine and nine. Now, Abo, we're not letting you
off that age. You've got to stick around for another
silly game next.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Okay, we have created a game just for you. It
can be played by nobody else and it has its
very own open of involving your name.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It is Friday, and as if the day couldn't get
any better, we have hung on to Sarah Arbo. Thank
you so much, Thank you so much for joining us.
As I said before, big deal, big deal, because you've
been up since sparisbart and the last.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Day of the week too.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Alright, let's get into this game. The sounds of.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Remember that song who's it bye again?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It was, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
It's so exciting when you hear a song and it
features your name and you're like that obviously they slung
that about me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You've got a few. You've got there are You've got
Fleetwood Mac. I think there's a Sarah and Hall and
Oates has a Sarah.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
We found another one recently too. I can't remember it,
but I'll send it to you.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Can I feel like you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Starship has a Sarah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah they do nineteen eighty five saah.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Same. All right, this is very exciting. We have absolutely
trolled footage of you being sassy and angry and cute
and funny and all of those different hask you wear. Yes,
you should be terrified, and you've got to tell us
(14:33):
the context of what we're going to play the sounds
of Sarah.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Alright, sound number one? Who were you talking to when
you said this?
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Get over it as we go? I feel like I
said that on a regular.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So savage saka get over it?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Oh you know what?
Speaker 9 (14:52):
I just said that the other day about the State
of Origin selection because I was like, eh, he dropped
a player who cares move on its title?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I mean in that instance. It wasn't that. It was
to someone.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Oh no, I don't actually don't know. Wow more, who
was it?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was to James Bracy, who was feeling in Carl
in April.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
You were playing, you apologize, you were playing a game
I think for a new show the Floor or something.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh yes, and I beat him.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's not like you to sound like you're in a
filthy mood when you're being competitive, you know. All right,
let's keep going, sound too.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
You sounded terrified. You guys, this is a terrible game
for me to play. You've stopped me again.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
All right, let's hear it once more. Tom Cassimento loves
this because of your site. At the start, you sounded terrified.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What's the story? Were you covering the sigh?
Speaker 8 (15:58):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
It was a kayaker who encountered the shark. Do you
remember that story? Oh?
Speaker 8 (16:04):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And he wasn't terrified.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That was the irony, mate, give me something.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
He was such a chiller beside over.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So all right, let'sbi want to sound of three sounds
of Sarah.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Honestly, former just needs to shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They need to just correct Okay, who needs to shut up?
Speaker 9 (16:30):
I remember that one because it was followed by the
hand gesture of the zipp it, you know, the universal
sound gesture for zippit. Yes, that was two former prime
ministers who we don't want to hear from and we've
had enough of.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
And go back to your homes and stay there. That's
all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Specifically, what former prime ministers.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Oh, Chrissy, are you're going to get me in trouble?
No one. I didn't actually refer I didn't mention names,
did No. I did not mention any names.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I swear you said Julia Gillard's note.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Oh no, But I love Julia Gillard in terms of
what she's done. I'm saying more of them should be
like Julie. She's Kevin Ran.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Scott Morrison, actually, where is Scott Morris? He just.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
And he came out as well and told the coalition
what to do. I just think these former pms, like
you know, they've done their bit.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What was his o M for services to McDonald's toilets.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Crissy Fang, I can smell it from here.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All right, let's move on to sound number four.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
No one's listening to people out there that don't care
about all this. They want more action, they want more gusto,
they want more charisma.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Why aren't you bringing it to them?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's a damning indictment against whoever it was that you
were talking to.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Was I feel ready to fight?
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yes, that was the idea. This was the idea, Jackie.
I wanted that.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
I'm pretty sure that was James Patterson because I got
the start of his voice there and it was just
in the lead up, but it was in our news
chat segment.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
It was in the lead up to the election. It
was like, mate, you need to fire the people.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Up, do it? I mean, if James Patterson is any
relation to Aaron Patterson the mushroom lady.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Obsessed, I'll stop it?
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Should asking what is a meal of choices?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I see it? That brings us to the end
of Sounds of Sarah.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I really enjoyed that far.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Oh you're really stump to me. Guys, thank you, you
got terrible memory?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Two out of four? Will cop that.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Before we send you on your way, tag you and
release you back into the wild. Can you just give
us a sign off that starts with a sigh and
then says you're listening to The Christy Swan Show one nova.
We'll be back soon in full like fool.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Yes, you're listening to The Chrissy Swan Show. We'll be
back in five Love it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Mate, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Let's go click it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How much do you know about the fashion icon Rachel Zoo.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I've actually never heard her. Oh, I probably haven't an
Instagram reel here or that, but I don't know much.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Sunny. I've never watched the show.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Or heard her speak properly, but I am excited about
her join in Beverly Hills Housewise.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
He's gonna love her so much. Sorry, I'm having a
little yawn.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't reckon you are.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
He came out of my mouth right in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Talkie Friday Energy. I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't think I've ever done that in twenty two years.
I'm turning turning into another reality icon, Scott Dissick. I
yawned in the middle of your conversation. Anyway, you're gonna
love Rachel zo. I don't know if she was one
of the first reality heroes icons, but I feel she was.
(19:52):
I was watching her in two thousand and eight when
Leo the year Leo was born.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, and my best friend beck was to obsessed with her.
She is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Well, her show, The Rachel Zoe Project, was one of
Bravo's first reality shows.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Right, that doesn't the problem? Was it the first? When
did the Kardashians start?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Kardashians wasn't Bravo that was a yeah? But wen did
that start two thousand and seven?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, so I reckon The Rachel Zoe Project was Bravo's response.
The Kardashians have gone, shit, there's a future in this.
What are we going to put out? There's this fabulous stylist,
Let's use her anyway. She has joined Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills, which is going to be amazing, and the
(20:39):
guy behind all of it, Andy Cohen, actually caught up
with her personally to say, are you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Sure we are so excited to have Rachel? I mean,
I was really rocked by the news that she and
RAJ were splitting up, and she is really I spoke
to her. I was like, Rachel, you know, I just
wanted to make sure in our conversation she really had
her head around it, because you know, she it's bananas.
(21:04):
I think we're going to see the Rachel that we love,
but at a really different place in her life.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
When when Andy said to her, are you sure you've
got your head around it? Secretly, she said, my lawyers
are making me do it because Roger's taking all my money.
I just made that up, but I reckon that's what's.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Happening in tracks.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Also, I feel like she'd be able to walk into
that show asking for pretty good salary given her status.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Already, you're gonna love her profile. I can't wave that much.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
She's amazing.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Let's move on to Reddit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I want to have it. I just want to. I
want to talk about air fries for a minute. I
feel like the lines are drawn and people are hating them,
and they they've got to stop.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah and booked. I'm going to be honest on one
of them.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, so there is a Reddit threat. It's an interesting
sort of stance, but I'm going to try and fix
it because there's no need. There's no need to be
hating on them. Food sign says there. I said it.
Air friers are the CrossFit of appliances. Now what's CrossFit?
It's like an evangelistic This has changed my life.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You must do it too, A cult gym workout, Yeah,
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Same still a personal train off, No.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I mean yes, trick you. Listening foot scientist says air
fries are the CrossFit of appliant says the cut like
status of this appliance bothers me. I would rather someone
try to evangelize me to Jesus Christ than air friar. Yes,
the attempt at converting me to love this suppliance happens daily.
I get it, because if you are, I think it's
(22:39):
better for people that use their oven. How often do
you use your normal oven that is installed in your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Once a week? Maybe?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Air fryers would be great for you because it's you're
only cooking for you and maybe Chris, your house mate.
And all they are is a small oven. That's all
they work exactly, that's all they do.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
The idea have to take it out and put it
on my beautiful kitchen back.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, well that's not for you. I get it. That's
not for you. But if you've got the space and
you can just see it as a small oven, yeah
that's great. Like if I'm cooking a lasagna or a
slow cooked lamb shoulder I'm doing that in the oven,
of course, But if Peg and Kit want a party pie,
a couple of party pies, heat it up. I'm not
(23:29):
preheating a nine hundred millimeter oven for twenty five minutes
before they go in and then waiting for fifteen minutes.
By that stage, the kids have eaten half a low
cred a whole salami. So with the airbryer, you whack
them in. There's no preheating. The pie is done and
you turn it off. That's it.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
My parents use it like you do too, because they've
got a Mum's got a massive oven, and I do
have to now I think about it. Mum does hide
it away, so I probably could find a way to
hide it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Look, you could, but I think we've just got to
stop making them more complicated than they are. It's a
small oven. Don't refer to what as an air fry.
Call it the mini oven.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Can you please read this comment in one of your
American voices because I love it so much?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Sure, ev love and a product that guarantees Crispy Gems
in twenty one minutes with absolute minimal effort is wrong.
I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wrang Achristie show.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Bakers de Light
Baked by real Bakers, Chrissy's song Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hi, Yeah, this is where we talk about all the
fresh hits of the week. And we're just still getting
used to Spready Carpenter's new song and Edge Sheeran's new song,
and so let's just marinate with those for a minute.
And today I'm gonna give you a it's still a
Fresh Friday, but I want you to listen to something
with fresh years instead. It's probably a song that you know.
(24:57):
This week we were sad and to hear of the
passing of musical legend Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys,
And of course everywhere you turn on the radio there's
little tributes and everyone loves God only knows and good
vibrations and they are all great songs, and I suggest
you listen to them, but we're doing a tribute of
a different kind because he has two daughters, at least two.
(25:20):
I think he's probably got more, but he's definitely got two.
And their names are Wendy and Carney, and together they
were two of the three members of the legendary eighties
girl group, Wilson Phillips, what it is you and they
gave us hold On? It is Friday. I have played
(25:42):
it this morning. If you're listening from Sydney, you probably
heard this twice today. Lucky you. It is the weekend.
If you hold on for just one more days, probably
a couple of hours will do it. The weekend is here.
I give you Wilson Phillips, hold on.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Good time to give away a bum bag? What say you? Yep,
Chrissies Quizzy bumbades are really coming to their own on
weekends because they get new sort of feelings.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, they get filled with stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I mean, look, if you're was that like an Sha
drug deal, train stations sort of googy going on in mind.
I've got a special weekend bum bag, Helena. Do you
like the idea of special weekend bum bag?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I really like that idea.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah. It's the best because you don't have any you
don't have any work things in it. You know, you
just got your weekend bum bag.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Yeah right, good luck.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I hope you win it. Hello there, Alex Hi, Hell yeah, good?
Are you good at quizzy? When you're in the car, like,
are you winning? Goat chat? All right, let's play, ladies.
Your names are your buzzs specified? Meaning first person to
get three ounce screen wins, the game gets bum back.
I reckon, maybe there could be something in it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I reckon they could be it is?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It is something else?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Question number one. This week Lord Prank called a famous
friend who revealed that they were on the couch hungover.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Do you know Rina?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes, Lena, Charlie Xy it is Charlie XCX. I feel
like she's hungover a lot.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I agree one point to Helena. Question number two, so
he's got the hiccups that I like.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I just got one hiccup out of the blue. Which
planet is known as the Red Planet? I just had
the line, but it was silent, Helena, Yes, Helena, Mark,
it is Mark alright.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Question number three is for the winner, Helena your blitz
in it?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Lanas Morrissette released her critically acclaimed album Jack a Little
Pill twenty years ago today. Can you name the lead single?
It's not fair?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Helena?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
She was so angry. Yes, Helena, it's not fair. Nope, Ah,
I know it's you order no. Question number four, what
is the longest river in the world by length, not Dorina. Yes, Helena,
(28:14):
it is the nigh Well.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Done, Helena.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
You have won yourself that bum bag, fair and square,
and you're also going to take home a prize pack
from Bay Juice Energy and Natural Caffeine Boost that'll get
you through the weekend.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
It's fun, it will.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
I have a four year old so perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You need it, man may mine it.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Chrissy's correspondence is up next, sliding to our DMS with
any feedback you've had on the show this week, and
of course we'll be putting someone in the running for
that trip to Pulia.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's Friday. Time to check the mail bag.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
We love your feedback, We love your hints, we love
your tips, we love your hatred.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
We love it all, mainly the hatred.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I know you love that, don't you worry. There's a
bit of it in here, great bit of it in
here for both of us. Find us on Instagram we love.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It at the Christy Swanshot and also shout out to Emma,
our new digital producer who started with us this week.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, good on, You're welcome welcome Bata. I spoke about
my latest type of fixation. There's a new one every week.
This one is sticking around. It's sober noodles with crispy
chili oil. You know those fancy ones.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Did we post? Is this the recipe we posted.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
A night we did? And avocado and I soep it
up with other bits piece. It's an oldish recipe. Laurie
made it, sent a photo of an empty bowl, and
I know she made it correctly because my bowl looks
exactly like that. When I'm finished, she simply wrote three words,
oh my god, Chrissy yuma approval from Laurie. I think
(29:49):
we need to post it again, and you would. Oh no,
you had a situation with chili this week. It's not
hot chili, though, it's that you know, yummy warm oil.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I can cop that You'll like, just can't cough. What
Hughey put in my bar me on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I mean he's dead now, so sorry about that rip. Now.
You are a very naughty and bad son. And I've
noticed recently, Jack, you only ever make the trip down
to your parents' house when you're a forcing yourself to
be healthy and good, and then you're very boring in
(30:24):
your own words.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yes, sometimes I rock up hungover.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. I just said, when you're very tired and hungover,
you go to your parents. They must be sad they
only get that version. And Josh says he legit lolled
at this conversation. When he was in the car. He goes,
I have the same issue with my mum.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I had another mate that said they have the same
issue as well, and his parents don't like it when
he calls it rehap. I was like, well, that's what
I call it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know that that is what I'm going to offer
to my son, Yes, and probably my daughter who knows
Leo especially definitely Leoh. I already do that for Leo
correct on weekend.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Although I am and in drive in today, I'm just
gonna put it on the record, Okay, good, fourteen days
has been enough going on a date.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Can't do it so dry.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
June even isn't a thing. It's not right.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I made it up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I can't wait to catch up with you Monday.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
But yeah, I know right, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Last week we played round of I'm a blah blaht
certain career and I would never and a cleaner Cardus
to reveal she would never use bleached, never use high
chemicals in her house, and she uses dish washing liquid
just your normal warning fresh on everything.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I loved this phone topic. By the way, I need
to do it to you.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I would love to do it again. You were shocked
by it, and you questioned whether or not dishwashing liquid
would actually kill germs enough.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yes, because when I'm wiping down my bench with my
Deathol's apple spray, I like to just imagine that it's
getting all those germs and killing them. And I just
feel like dishwashing liquid doesn't have that same mph.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I know what you mean, but I don't know whether
you need to go that hardcore. I think it's enough
to just wash it with a cloth anyway, Matt says,
I was Jack. I would have begged your soul for
Manly a teen left. Why Why it's okay not to
know something, Matt, It's okay to be surprised.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Also, I still like low key stand by my stance
on it.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We've got a message from Manly. Manly stain, Oh, I
know exactly where you're from. And he She says that
they use detergent two things only washing washing, the car washing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
The ass what they're putting like earth dish washing detergent
on there.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I find that unusual, but to each their.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I just imagine Manly bent over with the Morning Fresh
bottle up there, and.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Meg says, listen, it's okay. Is okay to be, you know,
surprised confused about using dishwashing liquid? But because I do
not take a poopa on my dinner plates, and I
like chemicals. In fact, I love my house smelling like
chemicals after a good clean.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Wow, I wonder what else she cooks with chemical.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The Crissy Swan Show, It's Friday this time. Next week, Jack,
I think we're going to be announcing the winner for
this Passport to Pull.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Your competition absolutely will be.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Let's see who we can get in now, discover Pulia
and unlock all five senses with a perfect to Chrissy's
Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
It's so exciting.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
If you love your food, if you love your son,
if you love your history, Puolia is for you.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Hello Kate, Hello, gorgeous one.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh my god? Are you do you love Italy? What's
your take on it?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (33:43):
I just I'm desperate to go. I've planned three times
to go and each trip has fallen through, so lucky.
Fourth time why why?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Why?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
First time, sadly do you do a miscarriage? Second time
do you do an ash and third time due to
a divorce that the divorce is the best thing that
ever happened.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Kate, Wow, I hope that you really nail this and
guess the landmark location or dish that Swany is going
to give you clues to, because we really want to
send you there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, you're good to just kind of think super super Italia.
That is the vibe and I've been giving little tidbits
as as we go along here and it's so interesting.
Did you know that Pullia is located in the boot
heel the heel of the boot, so Italy is shaped
exactly like a boot, and Pulia is the heel and
that is there's eight hundred kilometers of coastline.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
That's a great tip because now you can visualize where
you would be flying to with Eddie had airways exactly. Hey, Kate,
the crew that are organizing this trip for you, should
you win it as well. It's a seven day tour
for two people, valued at over twelve thousand dollars. They're
called travel Pulia and they are absolute experts in the region.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
And then can you tell Kate that we are desperate
to go? Will you want to know so badly?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
And yesterday I was talking about Barrata. It's the home
of Barrata. It's also it's got it gives forty percent
of Italy's olive oil from all the groves around the
entire country. Anyway, you little good life exactly. All right,
we digress. We've got to get you in the drawer first.
I'm want to get you too excited. All right, I
am going to start when you're ready. You've got to
(35:24):
keep I'm talking about something iconic and obviously Italian, and
I am just gonna I'm gonna start, and I'm just
going to keep on running the minute. You know. It's
a time game, Kate, the minute you know what I'm
talking about. If you want to have a guess, you
don't even have to know, you just have to say,
start speaking.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Okay, I'm sweaty in all the bit I know.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I mean you are, but you are. Yeah, you smell
like you smell like garlic bread coming out from under
your under arms. Okay, let's go. This golden liquid has
been central.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okate, god man, you are going to be hard to beat.
Chow Battles. Well, okay, all right, I think it's safe
to say that you know you are definitely in the
drawer and you're the one to beat Kate.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Oh my gosh, I'm still sweating all the beach.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I'd recommend staying sweating all those bits up until next Friday.
This time next Friday we will be calling our lucky
winner and telling them that they are flying and he
had airways to.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
A Pullia amazing.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Next Friday is my birthday. Can you believe the coincidence?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Don't because it breaks my heart when people don't win
and we you know you really want to. I don't
like that cat. Sorry, it was a pleasure to talk
to you, and best of luck with it and happy birthday.
Would you like me to send you a little one
of my bum bags?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Great, great, I'll get your addressing off.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
You have a beautiful weekend, Kate.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Registered by the overplayer up if you would like to
beat Kate next week we'll be playing again the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Let's go clicking, shall we?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Chrissy's click?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
But there's your assistance with making like any sense of
the reasons behind Benson Boons the name of his new album.
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I don't get him.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Hey, all right, so he's called his album American Heart.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, he's that's the new one that drops next week.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yes, And he went on, you're gonna say, Jimmy Fallon
to explain the reasons. Why have a listen and see
if you can understand a word.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
He saying, when we were younger, we got in a
car accident, and like, in that moment I was, I
was young. I was I was maybe like fifteen or sixteen,
and and in that moment, it was like the first
time in my life that I was like, oh my gosh,
this dude my best friend. He means everything to me.
I don't want to die right now a young Americans.
So it's not meant to be some patriotic like this
(38:01):
is who I voted for. It's me is Benson Boone,
the little kid that grew up with a dream to
just like continue doing things that I love with the
people that I love.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, that makes sense, But how does it relate to
the fact that your album is called American Heart.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, that doesn't like he mentions.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
The words young American. I get it, it's not called that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Young American would be a cool name.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, but he couldn't call that because that's the DA
have a boy song, But American Heart, I don't understand it.
Call it American field, cool name, like that's where you
were when you realized this.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
And like that sounds like it could be a clothing
label as well. Yeah, Swanny, I really want to like
Benson Boone, and for no good reason, he gets on
my nerves. I find him irritated.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Is it because he's too hot and confident?
Speaker 6 (38:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I like hot and confidence, you do.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I think it's just everything's happy and like that Mystical
Magical song is just like, just don't be so happy
all the time.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Mystical Magical is on the new album Mama Song is
on the album Mama Song. Mama Song, the Mama Song.
I just said that it annoys me because I don't
understand the name of that.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, well good luck Benson Boone. You
can backflip out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Brother, tell you what I do love.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I love ladies, I love funny ladies. I love Amy Pohler,
I loved Tana Faye and Amy Pohl has done a
podcast is called Good Hang, and she's getting all her
friends on it. It's amazing. One of her friends is Rachel Dratch,
who plays Debbie Downer on Saturday Night Live. She's so funny.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
She's like the mouth one. She does really good mouth movements.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
She ab the mouth and she she appeared on Amy
Pohler's podcast, and I've just I've never seen Amy Pohler
laughing like this. Just enjoy it, let it, let it
take it to the weekend.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Ready to rock.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
It's not picking up.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Who was at the door.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Rachael grad knew that she was going to be doing
a podcast that she ordered food right at the time.
It's just gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
That is Chris.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Hard relate.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Have a beautiful weekend. Swan, have fun, you know organizing your.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You mean have fun. I cannot wait. I'm going to
be sending you photographs of the organization of my stationary,
which I've been looking forward to for a seven whole days.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Can't wait for the penshots.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, heads to Novo podcast dot com.
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