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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Did you know that one of the Beckham kids has
a hidden talent?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I did not Chrissy's cliches?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What am I gonna say? I'm not mad about the
names in the Beckham clan.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Is there a Romeo?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I love Romeo.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't mind Romeo?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, what else don't?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't like Cruise, see I u z because none
of them are of Spanish or Mexican descent. And it
feels weird, don't you think Cruise? When was he born?
Like early two thousands?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Classic, you can carbon date that name to two thousand
and four. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I weirdly like.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It, do you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah? I think Cruise is cool.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That surprises me because you've normally got some klans. Anyway,
He's got a secret talent, and it is singing, which
he obviously gets from his famous parent, his dad.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
His dad there harmonized it sounds.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
He sounds and looks a bit like justin Bieber. If you,
if you managed to catch a bit of the footage,
you're just like, gotta be nice to be rich? Do
you on this super yacht? They look like you know,
they're they're not allowed to be on the boat. They're
not They don't look fancy at all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, but I get that look when your son kissing,
you've been drinking and you're like tired from swimming. When
you see people on like super yachts.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I've never been on a super yacht or a baby
yacht or any sort of yacht.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've never been on a super yacht. But when I
see families like that on it, famous rich families, I
feel happy for them. Are we too? Yeah? I really
am like, good on you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I just think they haven't had to lift a finger.
You know. David Beckham's not out there with his squeegee
in his bucket when he's pulled it into the harbor.
He's just see a guido. Yeah, we'll be back after
a round of whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And when I'm back at four Carloss, I want a
Pinicollida waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
God, how gorgeous, and imagine what the interiors are like,
magical food.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Brooklyn not there though, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Is not there, So the Beckhams are on a family
holiday Songs of Brooklyn. Brooklyn is still on a super yacht.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, good, I staid a monster.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But that super yacht that he's on belongs to his
mother and father in law. His wife, Nicola Pelts.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Things really aren't good there.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Do you know what a pelt is? No, A pelt
is like a fur skin of an animal. So every
time I see that name, Nicola Peltz, I see Nicola
and nothing happens. And then I get to the surname
and I see a fur okay, torn off an animal.
It's a terrible name. It's a violent it is, it is,
(03:16):
it is, and I do not like a one bit.
I don't know what to talk about next. I don't
know whether to do Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay who
is still doing the Freaky Friday rounds.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Let's do it. Let's talk about them.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, are you going to see the film? It's opened
in the US and it took forty five million, so
it's broken even on its first day, which, look, I
think the way things are going, I think that's a
really positive result.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Well, if that's in the first weekend and they've broken
even everything else, now they should just be happy with it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And that's at the cinemas. Are you going to see it?
Don't lie?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I r SVP to go to the premiere on Thursday,
and I'm gonna be honest. I didn't go, so no,
I don't think well, because I was like, I don't
want to go out tonight and I just want to
stay in it and I'm lazy. But then I ended
up going to the football, So I think that shows
that now I'm not going to see it. No, I
want to, but I know I won't.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm not going to see it either because none of
the kids in my house want to see it. Really, yeah,
not interested.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, I guess they did miss the first Freaky Friday
that was very.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Much and that was the second one actually, Oh of course,
Remember we're all different. It's like talking about my generation.
Freaky Friday edition. I saw the one with Jodie Foster.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Was that good?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah? I loved it, absolutely loved it. But she's been insufferable.
I'm going to say it. I love it. I love
Jamie Lee Curtis. But she was asked a question and
it seemed like a fairly innocuous, easy question, which was,
you know you've done You've done a lot of publicity,
a lot of interviews. Is there one question that you
(04:54):
wish that you'd been asked? Which I think is fairly okay,
And she was like.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Whoa, whoa, oh, We're going to cry. Whoa. Yeah, it
was giving Arianna and Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It really was the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Chrissy's Clique. Have you heard about the Nicki minaj stiletto trend?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I actually wanted to end with that. Can I end
with it and talk about Phineas because I've got a few.
I've got a little quiz and impromptu you quiz? Okay
about trends? Phineas he's not Eilish, is he?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I actually don't know what his last name is.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But they have the same parents, don't they.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, but it's Phineas so connall, Yes, I thought so. So.
Phineas O'Connell is Billy Eilish's brother. Billie eilish is actually
Billie Eilish O'Connell. But her that's her middle name, Eilish.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Who would do that of a one car?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Does that? I love her? Her other middle name pirate.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, that's badass, so cool.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Anyway, he is very clever, and you know billy As,
she's a genius. But I was a lot to her.
Bro Phineas he is in a new band. Can't remember
its name. Some Dinah talk about this Nicki minaj trend.
It's it's They're called the Somethings. It's a funny little name.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The favorites, the favors, how weird the favorites?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Do you remember favories? Did you ever have a favorite?
It's like a little jam Nancy. My best friend Beck's
dad loved a favorite. Kevin keV keV keV loved a favorite. Anyway,
this is the most brilliant answer to the question what's
been your most cringe worthy run in with a celebrity?
(06:56):
This is Phineas's answer. I like the cut of this
guy's jib i. Phineas said thank you to Taylor Swift
for coming to her own party. Apparently he was at
her birthday party. She said thank you so much for coming,
and I said thank.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You for coming. Nervous in that environment. Given what a
musical genius he is, he would appreciate Taylor. And he's
probably like shooting himself, being like, what do I say
to her?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What would you say?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Please hire a stylist as a matter of urgency.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, so let's role play. Yeah, Okay, I'm Taylor and
I say, hey, what's your name.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Hey, it's Jack. How are you.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm good. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I just I love your work in your back catalog.
But I've just got a little bit of advice i'd
like to give you moving forward. Could you please hire
a stylist.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think you're going to have to work on the
delivery if this seems harsh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And that what's her name? That hectic publicist, she'd shoot
me there and.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Then and her mother And I put my foot in
my mouth all the time. I'm like, you know, with
monotonous regularity, I just want to you just want the
ground to swallow you up whole.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The most recent one was with your barista.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, I said that. I was saying, I said, oh,
this is the best I've ever had, and he said, oh,
best best you've ever had? And I said, you've been
told that before. It's like, well, am I saying that
you're great in bed?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that's exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm disgusting, Okay. Nicki minaj stiletto trend. She appeared in
a film clip to this song, which I didn't even realize.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Was her high school with Lil Wayne. I loved this song,
but it's really all so it's high school with who
Lil Wayne Little.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I really appreciate you've tanged the detail there.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I commit to these artists.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Apostrophe. I l Lil Wayne he so a film clips
best friend is anyway? In the film clip, she balances
on her stilettos just like drops. It's pretty cool, it's extraordinary. Well,
a long time later, like twelve years later, people are
(09:16):
doing this themselves and filming them.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's going viral.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's going viral. There's trends. Anyway. One woman did it.
She had high heels on and she was atop a
tin of formula. She fell off, and Jack say what
she did to herself without laughing? Shee no, without laughing.
Think of her. You've seen her on there.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She broke her spine.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Keep going, you're going to do it without life. I
want to take you through a little trend list. I
know that we're out of time. Do you remember owling? No,
people crouched like an owl, perched on objects, often in
strange or dangerous places.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I want to bring back that's weird.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It briefly replaced planking in popularity in twenty eleven. Do
you know batmanning?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I thought that was something you did on Saturday. Now
hanging upside down by wall, It is actually hanging upside
down by your feet from something like a doorway or
a pole. I remember that.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, I did that in New York City.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Horse maning a two person photo trick that makes it
look like someone's head is detached from their body. We've
got to give this a go.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I want to see you try the stiletto trend or
I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Are you joking?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'd love to try it. Okay, Tomorrow I will do
the stiletto trend. Okay, can someone bring in a pair
of stiletto's.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And can we bring it in an emergency broadcast kick
because we'll be in hospital. Chrissy Swan Show is a
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