June 23, 2025 • 38 mins
Ever thought that you share some resemblance to your partner's ex? Maybe him and his family have even shared photos around the dinner table of the two of you! Plus, Chrissie and Jack get excited about a VERY exciting delivery!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
You know, I had to microwave my coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Alright, what a way to start the week.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I just bear with me, how I am?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm good, Swanny?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
How are you the sunny shining? I feel very positive today,
strangely positive, even though my T shirt says never been worse,
which is an ode one of my favorite Australian formers,
Ben Abrahams, who is touring at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a great t shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It is a great t shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Also, don't ask me how I am. Just read my
T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Correct because also, look what's on the back?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Never been better?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Take your pick?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How's your weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It was a lot of fun, Swanny, A lot of socializing,
a lot of dancing at the club was good fun.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How is yours great?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I did some dancing too, but in my.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Kitchen, Hey, it still counts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I didn't. I didn't put on a bra again, so
I took it off on Friday afternoon and then that
was it until this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just let him hang.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's a good new bra too, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I did let them hang. And I had a short
T shirt and sometimes I got a prize visitor little
little brown nipple popping out. I can get back in.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
There, Swannie.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
We are very excited because we gave away that unbelievable
trip to pulia Are on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Did you get the message on Insta from beautiful Kate
that came into the off floor.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What a lovely lady.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I couldn't be more thrilled for her. Yes, I
am wed one it fair and square.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She was quick well. From holidays to cars.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Over the next two weeks, we are putting people in
the running to win a b y DC Lion.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
One was following me into work today and I wanted
to just turn around and car jack them. Take the car.
That's what I wanted to do. They're so sexy, these.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cars are They're sleep But next, let's say get a
thanks to our friends at exclusive holiday Getaways.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I had a massive situation in my kitchen and it
was so exciting and so shocking. Something shattered in my hands.
I'm going to tell you next. But thirteen twenty four ten,
what was the most exciting dramatic thing to happen to
you this weekend? Swan show, Let's take.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It at say give an exclusive holiday getaways to huge
savings Health charities and the chance to win amazing holidays.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Exclusive holiday getaways still come to a crazy I al say,
a little pootle around that website on the weekend exclusive?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, did you find somewhere you'd like to go?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
All of it? Everything? Please? It gives me a little
like my life is so dull if I feel like
I wonder what it would feel like to imagine myself
pull side with a post mixed diet coke with ice.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, We'll just go.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
To that website and have a look, and I get that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I get a fix, you get that hit. I sometimes
do that on real estate dot com dot are you yes,
just look at mansions we're interact. Do I want to reside?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe? Double bait, wouldn't it be nice?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Nice? But you do get a little something you do
from just that. I had a glass shelf explode in
my hands on the weekend far out. It was so dramatic.
So I've got you know, my upright freezer by the way,
thank you so much listeners of the Quzzy Swan Show.
I had no idea that you could get an upright
version of a freezer until you told me.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Because I shamed you about a chest freezer being bogun.
But when we found out from people there was an
upright option, I was like, yes, lean into that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did, and it's amazing and on my agenda. You know,
last week was organized my stationary. This week was organized
the Fraser because it had just got a bit crazy.
By crazy, I mean icy poles were in with steak.
I don't like it anyway. So I sawted all that out,
and of course it's freezing. It's cold. I pulled out
a glass shelf and I'm cleaning them all down. There's
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four shelves in it. I got to the fourth shelf,
the last one, and I cleaned it the way I
cleaned all of them, and I put it in my
sink in like cold water. Yeah, and the whole thing
it hit the water while it was still in my hand.
It exploded into like little beads of safety glass everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Dangerous territory.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was so exciting, though, But you didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You didn't land yourself in the emergency.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
No I didn't, but really too. I just stood there
for a while, going, what do I do here? It's everywhere?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's like in the sink. So I went and got
my gardening gloves so that I could clean it up
without cutting myself.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You again, another weekend of just living mate? I mean yeah,
thirteen twenty four ten. What got you excited over the weekend, Kelly?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I mean, I dare you to try and beat a
glass shelf exploding into your in your hands?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Hello, No, I think I could beat that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Really? What happened?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Well, I went to one of.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
My best friend's engagement party on the weekend anyway, ended
up being at a wedding, and then we thought when
that was all over, it ended up being a baby
announcement as well.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh my god, Kelly, the Big three. That is exciting.
And also I just appreciate your friends for no fuss,
efficient comeover.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yes exactly, three and one, just one present and it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Would have been yeah, exactly, and you just would have
been so relaxed and enjoying yourself because the prep and
the trepidation for an engagement party is so much less
than for a wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Definitely, right, cal We are going to give you two
hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Thanks all, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well done, kel Kim. Can you beat a glass shelf
expiting in your hands? Doubt it.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
We decided to get rid of our TV in the
lounde room and my mom bought a massive projector screen.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm so excited for you.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
So we literally have like a hopeful on home cinema everything.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, talk us through us. Did you have to prep
the wall at all?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
No, So it's one of those freestanding ones. It just
put it, put it together and put the screen on
and had you see the projector and that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Had you seen people doing this on TikTok, because I'm
getting a lot of this stuff on TikTok.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I don't have TikTok.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It's a full movement at the moment though, like gen
Z's are going back to the projector.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And Kim correct me if I'm wrong. Does that mean
that when your television isn't on, you've just got a
room with a wall? Is that right? Or is there
something else?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Much like we can pretty much get rid of the
screen because they've got white walls anyway. That is, so
to get rid of the screen and just have a
plain wall.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I've got about its seventeen year old television.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I might do that. You should and just have a projector.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, Kim two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Let's finish with Nicole Kying of Cale.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Can you beat in terms of excitement and drama a
glass shelf from the freezer exploding in your very hands.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Absolutely so. I'm in the Gold Coast and I work
for a while watching boat, which is kind of exciting
in itself. But on the weekend we saw the first
baby calf or baby calf of the season. That's mapping.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's huge. How how big are they when they're born?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
About three to four meters and one ton?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Same as my first form.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Nicole, You've got two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive
holiday getaways. Coming up before three o'clock, will be playing
Chrissy's by D pickup registered by the Novaplayer.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The car for you. Get on it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You want to win this car.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Swany will be driving the car to the lucky winner
to the.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Chrissy Swan Show. I have discovered Facebook marketplace. I know
that I am late to the part.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
But you got you found the party eventually, I did.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Are you wanted to?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, I'm such a deepot man that I don't I
don't feel see the need for it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But what about for everything that's not clothes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hard rubbish.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't have anything too valuable or any big furniture
items that I need to sell, and you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Don't have kids around. I'm talking about no buying from
not not selling on I.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Haven't needed to buy any furniture.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, So I've disciplined myself if I need something for
the house or the kids, instead of googling, because you know,
my whole process is I google it, I compare websites,
I call shops to see if I can get a discount.
All that's exhausting.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You end up doing your own head in with that correct.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And I that's my default thing. That's what I've always done.
I'm retraining myself to just instead of searching on Google,
I search on Facebook Marketplace, and I am telling you
everything is there. Someone is selling what you need. It
is un believable. Here's a case in point, and this
(08:34):
one is a Facebook Marketplace miracle. Oh honey, it is
are you an is a miracle? So you know, Pegs
decided that she's musical. Okay, she's picked a lane at
her school. You're either sporty or your musical, and she
was neither right. And she realized that the lesser of
(08:54):
the two evils, as in the only thing that was
going to be possible was if she was musical, because mate,
she is not. We are not a sported family. So
she's like, I'm gonna I have to choose one. I'm
going to be musical, watch me.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Go correct decision. Also, like mom works at Nova read
the playmate.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And also she's really good. She had no idea and
either did she.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
When it comes to an instrument or singing or writing
music instruments.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, she can read music really easily, but she's only
learnt this in the last four weeks when she's picked
a lane.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I find people that can read music so impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And also she's like, oh, have we still got that keyboard?
Have we still got that piano somewhere that you know
I've got for kid years ago? I go, yeah, She's
I want it in my room. And then I hear
her putting together thing like she's extraordinary, never had a lesson.
So in her room now is an old drum kit
that I was going to put on Facebook marketplace that's
in there. Her saxophone, which she is really good at.
(09:50):
And if you don't think that, I ask her daily
for the saxophone riff from Careless Whisper give Me wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Of course, she's so good at that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And she's also got the piano, so it's all happening.
But what she needed was Saxophone's her first love, and
every time she plays it, she's then got to undo
all the bits and put it to bed in its
little velvet coffin. Why do they Why are they all
like sleeping like Dracula? Be saxophones, That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But I mean, that's sort of good for her. That's
a win given that she's got a piano and a
drum kit in there. Now she needs to make some
space the bed man.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It is true, but I just thought that would annoy me,
and I don't want anything to block her progress. So
I thought, I wonder if there's such a thing as
a saxophone stand. Turns out there is that you just
slip the saxophone on done so that you don't have
to put it together when you want to play it next.
So I get onto Facebook marketplace and I'm like, saxophone stand.
(10:47):
Sure enough, there's one for sale. Someone is selling one
out of the whole of Australia.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
One saxophone.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It was in the next suburb. Oh, so that's miracle
number one. Then I messaged the seller and I say, listen,
I'm in the next suburb. I could probably beat your
place in twenty minutes. She goes great. By the time
she responds, I realize I recognized the name. Her name's
Gail Gaylard.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
She lived in the street that is such a center
of the universe name she lived Dale.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Gail Gayla She lived in the street behind me in
the eighties when I was growing up. She was the
most fabulous woman then you know when you just see
someone that's like, oh, you're She had great food, lots
of books in her house. She was so inspirational to me.
And her husband was this fabulous, fun furniture designer. Like
(11:40):
they was cool. And my sisters would babysit her daughters,
who were about my age. I reckon my sister's much
to old them. Yea, So I go, gay look, you
probably don't remember me, but you know I lived behind you.
I turned into the biggest stalker anyway. She's like, yes,
I remember you.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I went over there. I picked up the sack stand
forty bucks brand news deal in its bag.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did she just give it to you? No? No, no?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And then I bought other things that she was selling,
a little a little vintage squirrel, some Kate Spade earrings
for my daughter, and one more thing I would chest set.
Why wouldn't you? A lovely afternoon with Galen Rowan?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Is Gayla hairdressing out?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, she's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She's got a hairdresser kind of vibe the way you gala.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
No, no, no, super stylish, super stylish. It was a miracle.
How could I have a history with the one person
selling a saxophone stance?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That's that's quite amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That chest Set, though, will be back on your Facebook
marketplace within the month.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
There's no way you're finding time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Murphy's already chet there.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Of course he has Hey Coming up next, we are
playing Chrissy's by D Pickup Register via the Nova Player
up if you'd like to win a brand new car
The Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. This is exact go.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
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Speaker 1 (13:01):
Crissy Chrissy BYD Pickup. Oh yeah, so called because BYD
is build your dreams?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Did you add it? I did.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You've probably seen them all around. They're the sexiest hybrid
cars on the market, and we're giving one away. Not
only are we giving one away, we're going to drive
it to the winner's house.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yes, that intro didn't lie when it said Chrissy's BYD
pick up, because we will be driving this very car
to the lucky winner's house next Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And Swanny, this could be anywhere in Australia. We don't
know where we're going to end up.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It is so exciting. Make sure you registered by the noverplayer. Actually, Ricky,
you're gonna want me to stop saying to people to
enter because you you are the first cab off the rank. Hello, Ricky, Hi, Chrissy, hijack.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey Ricky.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
When you get to the overplayer, you'll see a little
form that says, why do you need a new car?
You've already done that, Ricky, Why do you need a
new car?
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I need a new car because my line is very,
very old.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
I drive it everywhere and yeah, the wheel's about to
fall off.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, just like my life.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Have you ever had the unique joy of having a
brand new car?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
I have not, so yeah, would be super super excited.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I've had it once in my life for here and
in his magic car. What would you do if so? Look,
you know, in the near future you could be making
a cup of tea and you hear too, and it's
me and Jack out the front in the driveway. We'll
hand you the keys. What would you do next?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh my god, I would probably have a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's not great. Okay, can we get some ambulance and.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Hey no, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
This by DC Lion six plug in hybrid SUV S oneing.
It goes from zero to one hundred kilometers in five
point nine seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm happy to drive you to the hospital. Thank you done.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ricky, all right, you are first in. This is exciting.
This is exciting. Hopefully we call you with the good news.
Oh no, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We just turn up to registered by the overplayer up
like Ricky did.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
If you'd like to win this car at the end
of next week, we'll be playing again tomorrow the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Let's go clicking Chrissy's click fait. Everybody stand down. The
marriage between Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry's fine?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
As I said last week, there were all these stories
about how she said in her Sydney show, New Melbourne Show,
I think you know there was songs about a recent
breakup and Tim Tams saved me. There was something in
her voice when she said that. Or I was like,
she's fine, she's talking about a completely different relationship. Also,
(15:52):
I got the feeling she was just that was just
a paid thing from Tim Tams.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Do you think?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I do?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
But is it just did you nearic thing that these
Americans do when they come to Australia They try to
be relatable to us.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
It could be that, But have you noticed that whoever
does the publicity for Armils and Tim Town's is very
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
They're great.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's the best really that I've ever experienced. And I
reckon they've just said to her, here you go and
she's done that.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, there was something in a voice that was not
very serious. And Orlando has just touched out in Perth.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Right because it's her final Australian show this evening in Perth.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I knew that. When I was looking at the dates
for her tour, I thought, God, she's here for a
long time. That has flown.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's flown, hasn't it? It really has, but she has, Yeah, nearly,
She's nearly done.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
He says. Look, the articles are all like he's going
to have a heart to heart talk with her. There's
been a rough patch. I don't know whether there is, Nah, I.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Don't think so.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
And I think maybe her PR team were just leaning
into it around the time of.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Those stories, because you believe she is a machine like that.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, And I don't believe that about many people. I
think everyone goes, oh, that's a PR relationship. They're doing
this for PR. I think a lot of the time
that's BS. But when it comes to Katy Perry, I
think it could be real.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, she's I mean, look, if you can't beat them,
join them, I think is her ethos. Let's move on
to Margaret Choe. She's a brilliant stand up comedian that's
been working for seven thousand years. If you're not across
her work, he should be. She's very good, isn't she
She is?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I like her.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
She sat down and had a chat on a podcast
about Ellen de Generous, and our vibe is that Ellen
DeGeneres really isn't very generous, And it turns out that
it's true. I think we're having some technical issues, so
we can't play any grass.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I really thought I was going to get through a
week with my mouse working, but apparently that is just
not the case.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, I can just talk about it because I've heard
the grabs. Margaret Choe has said that Ellen was not
very generous with her back in the day, and she's
always been a bit odd with Margaret in terms of supporting.
Margaret Chow went on her show and Ellen pretended that
(18:03):
she didn't know her, even though Margaret had opened for
Ellen on tour.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's so rude.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I know people that do that in real, everyday life,
and I think it's just the height of rudeness and entitlement.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Before I judge, though, do you remember I didn't remember
having a regular segment with c guys.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I always think of that when these types of stories
come on.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just had so many kids and so much work,
and then he came into the student. I was like,
it's really thrilled to meet you, and he goes, what
are you doing about? So I feel like I've got
to give the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You do, and with someone like you, you can.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
But when it comes to Ellen, she has lost any
privilege to the benefit of doubt, and.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Also she didn't have kids and wasn't losing her mind.
I don't think further to this, she did something very
like it. You can't excuse this one. So Margaret Choe
had gone to a David Bowie show dressed as an emperor.
She's magical. And then David Bowie had appeared on Ellen
(19:12):
DeGeneres's show and said how much he loved that.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Ellen asked the producers to edit that out so it
didn't go to air.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh, we're a little bit jealous of Margaret. Clearly, I
think so.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And the only reason Margaret show knew that that had
happened was because she had a friend on the show
and she said, look, David Bowie came on, he waxed
lyrical about you for ages, and Ellen has made us
take it out.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, she's not a nice person.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Very obvious, isn't.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's a Christmas one show.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I mean we talk about all sorts of stuff on
this show. Ah. We were just talking about the alarms
that you can assign, and Tom, you went to air.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
We were having an off air conversation. Tom used his
intercom to buzz into the studio but didn't realize he
was going to air.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I just love going to air, guys, I just love
the sound of my own voice. Please possibly enjoy it again.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I've got a cheeseburger. I created long story, put together
all the times.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You've just made the magazine even better. Thank you for
it so much. Wow, the Hamilton soundtrack is iconic. I
just love how confident you were. It was just like, yeah,
this is this is what I do, and everybody enjoyed it.
Thank you. Thank you for your service to welcome.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Also, thank you for drawing such attention to that commercial break,
because now we want markets.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Totally being influenced. I'm going to get onto bits and
sort it out.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I think it feels right for anyone need anything. I mean,
I would go some fries and nuggies and let's do
it for the third day in a row.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And I wonder how quickly you can get here.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be talking
about the anchor sin sorry she's worn something ridiculous. But
next Chrisy's Quezy thirteen twenty four to ten. If you
would like to win a bum bag, we might chuck
a mac Is voucher in there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Today I had a great idea, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Let's give away a bum bag Chrissy's quizzy. Sometimes I
think of all the bumbags we've sent out into the
wilderness and what they're doing now.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Particularly? I want to hear from Poe and see further
how it's changed her life.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Well, she's often at the markets in Adelaide on a weekend,
so I can imagine her cutting around.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That store with a Christye Swan show bumbag.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm surprised you have had one before, because that's what like.
They have their cash bag in there. Hello Bonnie Hi,
Cinnamon Park spelled with an S. It irritates me, but
I'll allow it. Hello, Peter monreu Pierre, Hello, well hello,
what's going on? What do you want to bumbag? Pete?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well maybe for my wife, my lovely wife.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
She would enjoy the bum bag.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
She would in good news today, Pete, because Christy and
I were talking about McDonald's a couple of minutes ago.
Inside the bum bag today is a McDonald's voucher.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, that's good for that's good for dinner tonight. It
just doesn't it just doesn't get better and our order.
Our order is on root. Pete, stay tuned, all right,
let's go. Your names are your buzzes, Bonnie and Pete.
Sounds like a little movie, a little art house flick.
It's the best vie meaning first person to get to
three gets the bum bag and the Machas voucher, which
(22:34):
is important. By the end of this segment, Jack, I
want you to tell me the progress on our order.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Okay, I shall. This also isn't sponsored or anything. We
have just gone right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It isn't. But you know what you know, Pete and Bonnie,
when you suddenly need some mackers, you must have it immediately.
It's just the way it works.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Question number one Orlando Bloom has touchdown, in which Ossie yes, Pete,
apparently he needs to have a Tita tet with his wife.
Oh God, I love you. Question number two Lacrosse is
(23:16):
a contact team sport played with what Bonny, Yes, Bonnie
Paull and horse a horse.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Sorry, Bonnie, Peter, it's like it is Lord looking weird, Pete.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So much information, but yes, you are absolutely.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Correct to two points of Peter. Bonnie. Hopefully you get
on the score with this next question number.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Three, Singer Jason Maraz is celebrating your birthday today. Can
you name this song Sony? Yes, Bonnie, I'm yours? Yes,
it is called I'm yours. Question number four, this is
this is the least annoying of his songs. I quite
like that song.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I like it as well, But now I just think
of Megan Markle when I hear him, because that's she
put Jason Moras over that real last week ruined it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Question number four, A rich fruit is dried to make
a reason Bonnie, Yes, Bonnie, great two, it's to a
piece now.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Bonnie's come back. Question number five. This is for the
win for either Peter or Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
And it's a very important current affairs question after a
whole after a whole decade. Don't go early? Pete? Which rock?
Which rock band have announced? Yes, Bonnie, it is add.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You stuffed Pete up there because because you told him
not to go early.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He's very said he really wanted the bum back for
his What can we give Pete a little present?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
We're going to give both of you.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Pete, you haven't won the bum bag, but you've won
a McDonald's voucher as of you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Bonnie. But Bonnie, you've also got the bum bag.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yay, thank you, great work, guys, You've made our day.
How far away is our order? How far away is
our order? Jack?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Love you guys, our order? Swanny, It hasn't been collected yet.
It's about to be The car is there?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Amazing? Surely in like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Kanye
and Bianca wt ye really.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Didn't think they would still be together?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No God. I mean, look, there's lots of stories about
lots of things that very really they're true, aren't they?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
But those two, like she has really stuck it out, Yeah,
dealt with everything.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's been photographed in one of those you know, those
bracelets that used to have growing up on the little
tiny piece of elastic full of little lollies. Yeah, she's
got a bikini made out of them. And I'll tell
you what, the bikini top is. The hardest working candy
you've ever seen in your life. They are keeping the
most giant pair of busies covered.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Look to defend her, Swany. They were in New York
City and it is summertime over there.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She's just wearing a candy bikini.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
And it's quite frightening how much she looks like Kim.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I agree, but she looks like Kim from ten to fifteen,
twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It's Kim even more so scary, it's Kim when she
first met Kanye. She rocked bangs like that and had
that exact hair. I swear to you, he just is
morphing her into Kim.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I wonder what that feels like, because she she must know.
Some of her appeal to her husband is that she
looks like his ex wife.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That is weird.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
And rumor has it through friends of friends friends of friends. Yeah,
she has had some procedures, maybe allegedly done, that match
what Kim wants to know.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What once buozies the bottom?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I no that Apparently the busies are real.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Apparently, yeah, the bottom and then some other things to that,
when you know they have things removed from somewhere and
put in somewhere else. And she if you were just
looking quickly, you could think it was Kim.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It would make me feel very uncomfortable in my relationship
and kind of like that. I didn't matter if I
suspected that my husband was only with me or my
partner boyfriend whatever. Yeah, was only with me because he
had a falling out with another woman and I look
(27:32):
like her. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you look
like your current partners X?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I'd love to listen to hear these stories.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Or do you have a habit of only going with
people that look a certain way and all your ex'es
and current partner look similar. I would love to know
what that feels like.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I would jump on the line. Thirteen twenty four to ten,
will give you a prize for sharing. I'd also like
to know where where she bought this or where she
had it made, because like, imagine, I don't. I can't
imagine you can just buy a bikini made out of
Lolli's so like. Imagine that conversation Kanye stylist asking someone
to make get some life savers and make it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I reckon it just arrived and he's gone put it on.
You're gonna look more like my ex.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you think that like he's going to eat that later?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yack?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
They were never very tasty. They were chalky, those lollies.
They looked pretty.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
He's weird, though, He's so weird. They do some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's take some calls about do
you look like your partner's ex? And is it a
little bit disconcerting?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We think biancher sensory must know that she's slowly morphin indicate.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She must, And I wonder if every time he says, oh,
can you just do your hair like that? She goes,
Do I actually exist as a soul person with an
individual look and personality? Or do you just miss your
ex wife?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Chris, Hi, tell me your story.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
I employed somebody many years ago, and people asked if
we were related, if we were sisters split with mine
now ex husband and they are married.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Does ever when that news broke in your social circle,
did everybody say, oh my god, Christy, he's just married
a an audi version of you.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, Christy, we're going to send you a Baker's Delight?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Do you think she knows? Christy? Did think she knows
how much she looks like you?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Ten thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That would be very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I would say, it'd have to be, and you'd also
have to bring it up. You couldn't not.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, Hello, Katie, Kate, are you there? Kate?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, So you're tell us about your partner's ex.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
My partner's looks really similar, to the point where he
actually put photos of us next to each other and
Tolly's family and thought it was hilarious. Have the same hair,
like split hair, it's not very common hair color.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What's what's a split hair color?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
And Kate the copper with the blonde, and so do I?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And were you the first girlfriend or was she the first?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
She was the first?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
And how do how does it make you feel?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
It's kind of even a little bit weird because she's
now pregnant and engaged to his brother.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Wait what what?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Okate? Okay, all right, so you have a is it
a husband or a boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
A boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Okay, so your boyfriend, let's call him James. James has
a brother called Bill. Bill is married to James's ex
girlfriend who looks exactly like you.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Ye're not married, but yeah, there a baby and.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Having as family.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Function's like, I actually get along with her because they're
actually like pretty similar personality. We're like almost identical, so
we're actually like pretty good friends.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That is so bizarre, And I've just thought of something
very untoward if she had a little fling with her ex,
your current boyfriend, and there was a baby that was made.
She would get away with that because it would look
like your ex who is the brother of the guy
that is the father of the baby allegedly.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Oh it's not that close. It's stepbrother.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I so it's oh for got. I'm s kat, You've
got a baker's delight, that dre and good on you
for being a good sport.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Did you do a phone on? Is your family just
messy enough to get your head around?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Melissa, Hi Christy, how are you my? I'm so good?
Now tell us your story.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
When I was in my early twenties, I was dating
a boy or a guy, and I found out that
he was dating another girl. She had my she had
my name. I saw a photo of her. We looked identical.
And the only reason I found out that we were
actually dating after talking to his brother and a boss
of his, that he sent me a message about going
(32:12):
to look for engagement rings, and I was thinking, okay,
what and then yeah, he quickly had the backtail the
message and I found out that was there he was
wanting to engage the other. And then yeah, I'm talking
to his boss and that I decided to, yeah, leave
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I think that's fair. But didn't he make a mess
of this by dating two women call the same name,
because that's the recipe for absolute error in your phone.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yes, he wasn't the most what do you call it,
most perfect person? So he probably deserved it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Okay, good?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And then they did get engaged. I found out that
they never went through the marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh maybe he married another one, another one Melissa that
looks like you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Let's finish with Tara on thirteen twenty five.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Hi, Tara, you ran into your ex and he showed
you a photo of his new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
So I ran into his dad, and his dad thought
that it was the funniest thing. And he's like, you're
never going to believe this, And he showed me a
photo of her and she was identical to how I looked.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, so what same hair color, same eye color, same.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Vibe, everything, everything, face shape around, the same age, hairstyle, everything.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Do you think she knows that she looks like you?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
I don't think she would have.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I imagine that would not be a very good feeling.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And that's a hard conversation to have.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
And also, did you get the vibe Tara that your
dad preferred you to the new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh, he told me that he preferred me to.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
The Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Hey, we've got Maca's in the studio for you. So
happy that's your definition of fun. That's as good as
it's going.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
To get me.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Chrissy's clique. And also, you were spot on three forty
yeah when it arrived. How can you be so accurate?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Because it is my third day of ordering matters.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right. Miley Cyrus has been slammed for being not
very friendly to her fans. I've got a few questions
about this. So's she went to an album signing yep,
and these used to happen with almost every book and
every album. You go to a shop and you turn up,
you buy the album and whoever the artist is behind
(34:33):
the book or album they sign it for you. I
cannot believe somebody as huge as Miley Cyrus turned up
to a shop in London called rough Trade East Music
Store and Bar and people were just coming up to
a trestle table. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, it's quite something. I wonder though, is it because
of who she was with? I wonder if there's some
connection to that bar because she was sitting with Naomi Campbell.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Nami Nami Campbell is, you know, obviously a global phenomenon
of a supermodel. She appears on the album singing yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
The songs called every Girl You've Ever Loved.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
She's got a great voice anyway, so that we're both there,
and I mean, Nami Campbell is signing the albums as well,
which is hilarious to me, given that she just sings
a little yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
It's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Anyway. They gas bagged through the entire thing like they
were out for lunch and deeply inconvenienced by the long
queue of people standing there feebly in the foreground while
a photograph was taken. They barely drew breadth from this, and.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
They barely made eye contact with the fan. But my
favorite part was who I'm going to imagine was Miley's
personal assistant standing there saying this, right behind you.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
For your picture, God, right behind you, one, two, three,
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She said that about four hundred times to every single person.
I mean. Look. In fairness to Miley, she has said
she doesn't like touring and she doesn't like the face
to face part of it. And also the reasons behind
that is she said it just makes her feel insecure
and inferior that all these people are coming to adore her.
This is exactly what this is in a scale.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm shocked she agreed to do this.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I am two.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
And also she shouldn't do it because look what happens.
You just generate bad BS headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, I mean, look, she did look down the lens
for every single photo. I've got to give her that. Okay,
didn't want to be there, Okay, So Tammy Hembrow, that's
a name that I really like.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's a great name.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
And I didn't know really who she was or what
she did, but she I like her. I like her.
I've looked into her over this weekend and I like
her very much.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
She's one of like the Aussie OG influencers and YouTubers.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, she's a Gold Coast girl, I think like from
her Instagram. She has announced that she has split with
her husband. She had her new husband after they've only
been together, were married for seven months, very very quick.
And he you would know his face. His name's Matt
Zakowski and he was on Love Island, the first series
(37:13):
of that and.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
He now has a podcast with nob.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh, yes he does too, that is true. Anyway, she
is very sad about it, and she didn't want a divorce.
But oh, you know, it's open to it's open to
suggestion as to what happened when a woman has to
divorce her husband doesn't want to. But when I was
on my deep dive, I realized that I recognized her father.
(37:39):
So there's an Australian actor and you may not know
his name, but you would know his face because he's
been in bloody everything. His name is James Hembrow, right,
and I'm going to show you his face. Jack. You've
I mean, you've seen him in everything. Ah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, he's just one of those guys. You know his face,
but that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, And I'm trying to find the biggest ones. Well,
he was on The Young Doctors for Starter, so if
you're of a certain age you will you know, know that.
But he was in that, like we're talking man from
Snowy River, you know, to two. He's been on every
television show. He's been on a in a movie called
Swimming up Stream which was really really big. And I
(38:23):
just didn't know that she was part of Ossie TV
and Movie Royalty. I had no idea he was in GP.
Do you remember GP?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Probably no?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Anyway, Google James Hambrow and you go, oh my god,
yes of course I know him.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Love it good little tidbitswany Hey, keep it locked. Ricky, Lee,
Tim and Joel are up next. We've got some Marcus
to eat damn straight.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Do you
You know, I had to microwave my coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Alright, what a way to start the week.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I just bear with me, how I am?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm good, Swanny?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
How are you the sunny shining? I feel very positive today,
strangely positive, even though my T shirt says never been worse,
which is an ode one of my favorite Australian formers,
Ben Abrahams, who is touring at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a great t shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It is a great t shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Also, don't ask me how I am. Just read my
T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Correct because also, look what's on the back?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Never been better?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Take your pick?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How's your weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It was a lot of fun, Swanny, A lot of socializing,
a lot of dancing at the club was good fun.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How is yours great?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I did some dancing too, but in my.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Kitchen, Hey, it still counts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I didn't. I didn't put on a bra again, so
I took it off on Friday afternoon and then that
was it until this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just let him hang.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's a good new bra too, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I did let them hang. And I had a short
T shirt and sometimes I got a prize visitor little
little brown nipple popping out. I can get back in.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
There, Swannie.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
We are very excited because we gave away that unbelievable
trip to pulia Are on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Did you get the message on Insta from beautiful Kate
that came into the off floor.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What a lovely lady.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I couldn't be more thrilled for her. Yes, I
am wed one it fair and square.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She was quick well. From holidays to cars.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Over the next two weeks, we are putting people in
the running to win a b y DC Lion.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
One was following me into work today and I wanted
to just turn around and car jack them. Take the car.
That's what I wanted to do. They're so sexy, these.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cars are They're sleep But next, let's say get a
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Speaker 1 (01:46):
I had a massive situation in my kitchen and it
was so exciting and so shocking. Something shattered in my hands.
I'm going to tell you next. But thirteen twenty four ten,
what was the most exciting dramatic thing to happen to
you this weekend? Swan show, Let's take.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
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savings Health charities and the chance to win amazing holidays.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Exclusive holiday getaways still come to a crazy I al say,
a little pootle around that website on the weekend exclusive?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, did you find somewhere you'd like to go?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
All of it? Everything? Please? It gives me a little
like my life is so dull if I feel like
I wonder what it would feel like to imagine myself
pull side with a post mixed diet coke with ice.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, We'll just go.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
To that website and have a look, and I get that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I get a fix, you get that hit. I sometimes
do that on real estate dot com dot are you yes,
just look at mansions we're interact. Do I want to reside?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe? Double bait, wouldn't it be nice?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Nice? But you do get a little something you do
from just that. I had a glass shelf explode in
my hands on the weekend far out. It was so dramatic.
So I've got you know, my upright freezer by the way,
thank you so much listeners of the Quzzy Swan Show.
I had no idea that you could get an upright
version of a freezer until you told me.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Because I shamed you about a chest freezer being bogun.
But when we found out from people there was an
upright option, I was like, yes, lean into that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did, and it's amazing and on my agenda. You know,
last week was organized my stationary. This week was organized
the Fraser because it had just got a bit crazy.
By crazy, I mean icy poles were in with steak.
I don't like it anyway. So I sawted all that out,
and of course it's freezing. It's cold. I pulled out
a glass shelf and I'm cleaning them all down. There's
(03:37):
four shelves in it. I got to the fourth shelf,
the last one, and I cleaned it the way I
cleaned all of them, and I put it in my
sink in like cold water. Yeah, and the whole thing
it hit the water while it was still in my hand.
It exploded into like little beads of safety glass everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Dangerous territory.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was so exciting, though, But you didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You didn't land yourself in the emergency.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
No I didn't, but really too. I just stood there
for a while, going, what do I do here? It's everywhere?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's like in the sink. So I went and got
my gardening gloves so that I could clean it up
without cutting myself.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You again, another weekend of just living mate? I mean yeah,
thirteen twenty four ten. What got you excited over the weekend, Kelly?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I mean, I dare you to try and beat a
glass shelf exploding into your in your hands?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Hello, No, I think I could beat that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Really? What happened?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Well, I went to one of.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
My best friend's engagement party on the weekend anyway, ended
up being at a wedding, and then we thought when
that was all over, it ended up being a baby
announcement as well.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh my god, Kelly, the Big three. That is exciting.
And also I just appreciate your friends for no fuss,
efficient comeover.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yes exactly, three and one, just one present and it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Would have been yeah, exactly, and you just would have
been so relaxed and enjoying yourself because the prep and
the trepidation for an engagement party is so much less
than for a wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Definitely, right, cal We are going to give you two
hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Thanks all, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well done, kel Kim. Can you beat a glass shelf
expiting in your hands? Doubt it.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
We decided to get rid of our TV in the
lounde room and my mom bought a massive projector screen.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm so excited for you.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
So we literally have like a hopeful on home cinema everything.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, talk us through us. Did you have to prep
the wall at all?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
No, So it's one of those freestanding ones. It just
put it, put it together and put the screen on
and had you see the projector and that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Had you seen people doing this on TikTok, because I'm
getting a lot of this stuff on TikTok.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I don't have TikTok.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It's a full movement at the moment though, like gen
Z's are going back to the projector.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And Kim correct me if I'm wrong. Does that mean
that when your television isn't on, you've just got a
room with a wall? Is that right? Or is there
something else?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Much like we can pretty much get rid of the
screen because they've got white walls anyway. That is, so
to get rid of the screen and just have a
plain wall.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I've got about its seventeen year old television.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I might do that. You should and just have a projector.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, Kim two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Let's finish with Nicole Kying of Cale.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Can you beat in terms of excitement and drama a
glass shelf from the freezer exploding in your very hands.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Absolutely so. I'm in the Gold Coast and I work
for a while watching boat, which is kind of exciting
in itself. But on the weekend we saw the first
baby calf or baby calf of the season. That's mapping.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's huge. How how big are they when they're born?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
About three to four meters and one ton?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Same as my first form.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Nicole, You've got two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive
holiday getaways. Coming up before three o'clock, will be playing
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Speaker 1 (07:13):
The car for you. Get on it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
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Speaker 4 (07:16):
Swany will be driving the car to the lucky winner
to the.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Chrissy Swan Show. I have discovered Facebook marketplace. I know
that I am late to the part.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
But you got you found the party eventually, I did.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Are you wanted to?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, I'm such a deepot man that I don't I
don't feel see the need for it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But what about for everything that's not clothes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hard rubbish.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't have anything too valuable or any big furniture
items that I need to sell, and you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Don't have kids around. I'm talking about no buying from
not not selling on I.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Haven't needed to buy any furniture.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, So I've disciplined myself if I need something for
the house or the kids, instead of googling, because you know,
my whole process is I google it, I compare websites,
I call shops to see if I can get a discount.
All that's exhausting.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You end up doing your own head in with that correct.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And I that's my default thing. That's what I've always done.
I'm retraining myself to just instead of searching on Google,
I search on Facebook Marketplace, and I am telling you
everything is there. Someone is selling what you need. It
is un believable. Here's a case in point, and this
(08:34):
one is a Facebook Marketplace miracle. Oh honey, it is
are you an is a miracle? So you know, Pegs
decided that she's musical. Okay, she's picked a lane at
her school. You're either sporty or your musical, and she
was neither right. And she realized that the lesser of
(08:54):
the two evils, as in the only thing that was
going to be possible was if she was musical, because mate,
she is not. We are not a sported family. So
she's like, I'm gonna I have to choose one. I'm
going to be musical, watch me.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Go correct decision. Also, like mom works at Nova read
the playmate.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And also she's really good. She had no idea and
either did she.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
When it comes to an instrument or singing or writing
music instruments.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, she can read music really easily, but she's only
learnt this in the last four weeks when she's picked
a lane.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I find people that can read music so impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And also she's like, oh, have we still got that keyboard?
Have we still got that piano somewhere that you know
I've got for kid years ago? I go, yeah, She's
I want it in my room. And then I hear
her putting together thing like she's extraordinary, never had a lesson.
So in her room now is an old drum kit
that I was going to put on Facebook marketplace that's
in there. Her saxophone, which she is really good at.
(09:50):
And if you don't think that, I ask her daily
for the saxophone riff from Careless Whisper give Me wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Of course, she's so good at that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And she's also got the piano, so it's all happening.
But what she needed was Saxophone's her first love, and
every time she plays it, she's then got to undo
all the bits and put it to bed in its
little velvet coffin. Why do they Why are they all
like sleeping like Dracula? Be saxophones, That's what I want
to know.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But I mean, that's sort of good for her. That's
a win given that she's got a piano and a
drum kit in there. Now she needs to make some
space the bed man.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It is true, but I just thought that would annoy me,
and I don't want anything to block her progress. So
I thought, I wonder if there's such a thing as
a saxophone stand. Turns out there is that you just
slip the saxophone on done so that you don't have
to put it together when you want to play it next.
So I get onto Facebook marketplace and I'm like, saxophone stand.
(10:47):
Sure enough, there's one for sale. Someone is selling one
out of the whole of Australia.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
One saxophone.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It was in the next suburb. Oh, so that's miracle
number one. Then I messaged the seller and I say, listen,
I'm in the next suburb. I could probably beat your
place in twenty minutes. She goes great. By the time
she responds, I realize I recognized the name. Her name's
Gail Gaylard.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
She lived in the street that is such a center
of the universe name she lived Dale.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Gail Gayla She lived in the street behind me in
the eighties when I was growing up. She was the
most fabulous woman then you know when you just see
someone that's like, oh, you're She had great food, lots
of books in her house. She was so inspirational to me.
And her husband was this fabulous, fun furniture designer. Like
(11:40):
they was cool. And my sisters would babysit her daughters,
who were about my age. I reckon my sister's much
to old them. Yea, So I go, gay look, you
probably don't remember me, but you know I lived behind you.
I turned into the biggest stalker anyway. She's like, yes,
I remember you.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I went over there. I picked up the sack stand
forty bucks brand news deal in its bag.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did she just give it to you? No? No, no?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And then I bought other things that she was selling,
a little a little vintage squirrel, some Kate Spade earrings
for my daughter, and one more thing I would chest set.
Why wouldn't you? A lovely afternoon with Galen Rowan?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Is Gayla hairdressing out?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, she's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She's got a hairdresser kind of vibe the way you gala.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
No, no, no, super stylish, super stylish. It was a miracle.
How could I have a history with the one person
selling a saxophone stance?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That's that's quite amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That chest Set, though, will be back on your Facebook
marketplace within the month.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
There's no way you're finding time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Murphy's already chet there.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Of course he has Hey Coming up next, we are
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Speaker 1 (13:11):
You've probably seen them all around. They're the sexiest hybrid
cars on the market, and we're giving one away. Not
only are we giving one away, we're going to drive
it to the winner's house.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yes, that intro didn't lie when it said Chrissy's BYD
pick up, because we will be driving this very car
to the lucky winner's house next Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And Swanny, this could be anywhere in Australia. We don't
know where we're going to end up.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It is so exciting. Make sure you registered by the noverplayer. Actually, Ricky,
you're gonna want me to stop saying to people to
enter because you you are the first cab off the rank. Hello, Ricky, Hi, Chrissy, hijack.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey Ricky.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
When you get to the overplayer, you'll see a little
form that says, why do you need a new car?
You've already done that, Ricky, Why do you need a
new car?
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I need a new car because my line is very,
very old.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
I drive it everywhere and yeah, the wheel's about to
fall off.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, just like my life.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Have you ever had the unique joy of having a
brand new car?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
I have not, so yeah, would be super super excited.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I've had it once in my life for here and
in his magic car. What would you do if so? Look,
you know, in the near future you could be making
a cup of tea and you hear too, and it's
me and Jack out the front in the driveway. We'll
hand you the keys. What would you do next?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh my god, I would probably have a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's not great. Okay, can we get some ambulance and.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
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Speaker 4 (14:52):
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It goes from zero to one hundred kilometers in five
point nine seconds.
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I'm happy to drive you to the hospital. Thank you done.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ricky, all right, you are first in. This is exciting.
This is exciting. Hopefully we call you with the good news.
Oh no, we don't.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We just turn up to registered by the overplayer up
like Ricky did.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
If you'd like to win this car at the end
of next week, we'll be playing again tomorrow the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Let's go clicking Chrissy's click fait. Everybody stand down. The
marriage between Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry's fine?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
As I said last week, there were all these stories
about how she said in her Sydney show, New Melbourne Show,
I think you know there was songs about a recent
breakup and Tim Tams saved me. There was something in
her voice when she said that. Or I was like,
she's fine, she's talking about a completely different relationship. Also,
(15:52):
I got the feeling she was just that was just
a paid thing from Tim Tams.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Do you think?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I do?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
But is it just did you nearic thing that these
Americans do when they come to Australia They try to
be relatable to us.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
It could be that, But have you noticed that whoever
does the publicity for Armils and Tim Town's is very
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
They're great.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's the best really that I've ever experienced. And I
reckon they've just said to her, here you go and
she's done that.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, there was something in a voice that was not
very serious. And Orlando has just touched out in Perth.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Right because it's her final Australian show this evening in Perth.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I knew that. When I was looking at the dates
for her tour, I thought, God, she's here for a
long time. That has flown.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's flown, hasn't it? It really has, but she has, Yeah, nearly,
She's nearly done.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
He says. Look, the articles are all like he's going
to have a heart to heart talk with her. There's
been a rough patch. I don't know whether there is, Nah, I.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Don't think so.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
And I think maybe her PR team were just leaning
into it around the time of.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Those stories, because you believe she is a machine like that.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, And I don't believe that about many people. I
think everyone goes, oh, that's a PR relationship. They're doing
this for PR. I think a lot of the time
that's BS. But when it comes to Katy Perry, I
think it could be real.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, she's I mean, look, if you can't beat them,
join them, I think is her ethos. Let's move on
to Margaret Choe. She's a brilliant stand up comedian that's
been working for seven thousand years. If you're not across
her work, he should be. She's very good, isn't she
She is?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I like her.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
She sat down and had a chat on a podcast
about Ellen de Generous, and our vibe is that Ellen
DeGeneres really isn't very generous, And it turns out that
it's true. I think we're having some technical issues, so
we can't play any grass.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I really thought I was going to get through a
week with my mouse working, but apparently that is just
not the case.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, I can just talk about it because I've heard
the grabs. Margaret Choe has said that Ellen was not
very generous with her back in the day, and she's
always been a bit odd with Margaret in terms of supporting.
Margaret Chow went on her show and Ellen pretended that
(18:03):
she didn't know her, even though Margaret had opened for
Ellen on tour.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's so rude.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I know people that do that in real, everyday life,
and I think it's just the height of rudeness and entitlement.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Before I judge, though, do you remember I didn't remember
having a regular segment with c guys.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I always think of that when these types of stories
come on.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just had so many kids and so much work,
and then he came into the student. I was like,
it's really thrilled to meet you, and he goes, what
are you doing about? So I feel like I've got
to give the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You do, and with someone like you, you can.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
But when it comes to Ellen, she has lost any
privilege to the benefit of doubt, and.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Also she didn't have kids and wasn't losing her mind.
I don't think further to this, she did something very
like it. You can't excuse this one. So Margaret Choe
had gone to a David Bowie show dressed as an emperor.
She's magical. And then David Bowie had appeared on Ellen
(19:12):
DeGeneres's show and said how much he loved that.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Ellen asked the producers to edit that out so it
didn't go to air.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh, we're a little bit jealous of Margaret. Clearly, I
think so.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And the only reason Margaret show knew that that had
happened was because she had a friend on the show
and she said, look, David Bowie came on, he waxed
lyrical about you for ages, and Ellen has made us
take it out.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, she's not a nice person.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Very obvious, isn't.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's a Christmas one show.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I mean we talk about all sorts of stuff on
this show. Ah. We were just talking about the alarms
that you can assign, and Tom, you went to air.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
We were having an off air conversation. Tom used his
intercom to buzz into the studio but didn't realize he
was going to air.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I just love going to air, guys, I just love
the sound of my own voice. Please possibly enjoy it again.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I've got a cheeseburger. I created long story, put together
all the times.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You've just made the magazine even better. Thank you for
it so much. Wow, the Hamilton soundtrack is iconic. I
just love how confident you were. It was just like, yeah,
this is this is what I do, and everybody enjoyed it.
Thank you. Thank you for your service to welcome.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Also, thank you for drawing such attention to that commercial break,
because now we want markets.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Totally being influenced. I'm going to get onto bits and
sort it out.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I think it feels right for anyone need anything. I mean,
I would go some fries and nuggies and let's do
it for the third day in a row.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And I wonder how quickly you can get here.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be talking
about the anchor sin sorry she's worn something ridiculous. But
next Chrisy's Quezy thirteen twenty four to ten. If you
would like to win a bum bag, we might chuck
a mac Is voucher in there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Today I had a great idea, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Let's give away a bum bag Chrissy's quizzy. Sometimes I
think of all the bumbags we've sent out into the
wilderness and what they're doing now.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Particularly? I want to hear from Poe and see further
how it's changed her life.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Well, she's often at the markets in Adelaide on a weekend,
so I can imagine her cutting around.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That store with a Christye Swan show bumbag.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'm surprised you have had one before, because that's what like.
They have their cash bag in there. Hello Bonnie Hi,
Cinnamon Park spelled with an S. It irritates me, but
I'll allow it. Hello, Peter monreu Pierre, Hello, well hello,
what's going on? What do you want to bumbag? Pete?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well maybe for my wife, my lovely wife.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
She would enjoy the bum bag.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
She would in good news today, Pete, because Christy and
I were talking about McDonald's a couple of minutes ago.
Inside the bum bag today is a McDonald's voucher.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, that's good for that's good for dinner tonight. It
just doesn't it just doesn't get better and our order.
Our order is on root. Pete, stay tuned, all right,
let's go. Your names are your buzzes, Bonnie and Pete.
Sounds like a little movie, a little art house flick.
It's the best vie meaning first person to get to
three gets the bum bag and the Machas voucher, which
(22:34):
is important. By the end of this segment, Jack, I
want you to tell me the progress on our order.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Okay, I shall. This also isn't sponsored or anything. We
have just gone right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It isn't. But you know what you know, Pete and Bonnie,
when you suddenly need some mackers, you must have it immediately.
It's just the way it works.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Question number one Orlando Bloom has touchdown, in which Ossie yes, Pete,
apparently he needs to have a Tita tet with his wife.
Oh God, I love you. Question number two Lacrosse is
(23:16):
a contact team sport played with what Bonny, Yes, Bonnie
Paull and horse a horse.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Sorry, Bonnie, Peter, it's like it is Lord looking weird, Pete.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So much information, but yes, you are absolutely.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Correct to two points of Peter. Bonnie. Hopefully you get
on the score with this next question number.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Three, Singer Jason Maraz is celebrating your birthday today. Can
you name this song Sony? Yes, Bonnie, I'm yours? Yes,
it is called I'm yours. Question number four, this is
this is the least annoying of his songs. I quite
like that song.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I like it as well, But now I just think
of Megan Markle when I hear him, because that's she
put Jason Moras over that real last week ruined it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Question number four, A rich fruit is dried to make
a reason Bonnie, Yes, Bonnie, great two, it's to a
piece now.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Bonnie's come back. Question number five. This is for the
win for either Peter or Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
And it's a very important current affairs question after a
whole after a whole decade. Don't go early? Pete? Which rock?
Which rock band have announced? Yes, Bonnie, it is add.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You stuffed Pete up there because because you told him
not to go early.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He's very said he really wanted the bum back for
his What can we give Pete a little present?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
We're going to give both of you.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Pete, you haven't won the bum bag, but you've won
a McDonald's voucher as of you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Bonnie. But Bonnie, you've also got the bum bag.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yay, thank you, great work, guys, You've made our day.
How far away is our order? How far away is
our order? Jack?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Love you guys, our order? Swanny, It hasn't been collected yet.
It's about to be The car is there?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Amazing? Surely in like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Kanye
and Bianca wt ye really.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Didn't think they would still be together?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No God. I mean, look, there's lots of stories about
lots of things that very really they're true, aren't they?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
But those two, like she has really stuck it out, Yeah,
dealt with everything.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She's been photographed in one of those you know, those
bracelets that used to have growing up on the little
tiny piece of elastic full of little lollies. Yeah, she's
got a bikini made out of them. And I'll tell
you what, the bikini top is. The hardest working candy
you've ever seen in your life. They are keeping the
most giant pair of busies covered.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Look to defend her, Swany. They were in New York
City and it is summertime over there.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She's just wearing a candy bikini.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
And it's quite frightening how much she looks like Kim.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I agree, but she looks like Kim from ten to fifteen,
twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It's Kim even more so scary, it's Kim when she
first met Kanye. She rocked bangs like that and had
that exact hair. I swear to you, he just is
morphing her into Kim.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I wonder what that feels like, because she she must know.
Some of her appeal to her husband is that she
looks like his ex wife.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That is weird.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
And rumor has it through friends of friends friends of friends. Yeah,
she has had some procedures, maybe allegedly done, that match
what Kim wants to know.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What once buozies the bottom?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I no that Apparently the busies are real.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Apparently, yeah, the bottom and then some other things to that,
when you know they have things removed from somewhere and
put in somewhere else. And she if you were just
looking quickly, you could think it was Kim.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It would make me feel very uncomfortable in my relationship
and kind of like that. I didn't matter if I
suspected that my husband was only with me or my
partner boyfriend whatever. Yeah, was only with me because he
had a falling out with another woman and I look
(27:32):
like her. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you look
like your current partners X?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I'd love to listen to hear these stories.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Or do you have a habit of only going with
people that look a certain way and all your ex'es
and current partner look similar. I would love to know
what that feels like.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I would jump on the line. Thirteen twenty four to ten,
will give you a prize for sharing. I'd also like
to know where where she bought this or where she
had it made, because like, imagine, I don't. I can't
imagine you can just buy a bikini made out of
Lolli's so like. Imagine that conversation Kanye stylist asking someone
to make get some life savers and make it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I reckon it just arrived and he's gone put it on.
You're gonna look more like my ex.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you think that like he's going to eat that later?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yack?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
They were never very tasty. They were chalky, those lollies.
They looked pretty.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
He's weird, though, He's so weird. They do some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's take some calls about do
you look like your partner's ex? And is it a
little bit disconcerting?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We think biancher sensory must know that she's slowly morphin indicate.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She must, And I wonder if every time he says, oh,
can you just do your hair like that? She goes,
Do I actually exist as a soul person with an
individual look and personality? Or do you just miss your
ex wife?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Chris, Hi, tell me your story.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
I employed somebody many years ago, and people asked if
we were related, if we were sisters split with mine
now ex husband and they are married.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Does ever when that news broke in your social circle,
did everybody say, oh my god, Christy, he's just married
a an audi version of you.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, Christy, we're going to send you a Baker's Delight?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Do you think she knows? Christy? Did think she knows
how much she looks like you?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Ten thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That would be very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I would say, it'd have to be, and you'd also
have to bring it up. You couldn't not.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, Hello, Katie, Kate, are you there? Kate?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, So you're tell us about your partner's ex.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
My partner's looks really similar, to the point where he
actually put photos of us next to each other and
Tolly's family and thought it was hilarious. Have the same hair,
like split hair, it's not very common hair color.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What's what's a split hair color?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
And Kate the copper with the blonde, and so do I?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And were you the first girlfriend or was she the first?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
She was the first?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
And how do how does it make you feel?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
It's kind of even a little bit weird because she's
now pregnant and engaged to his brother.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Wait what what?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Okate? Okay, all right, so you have a is it
a husband or a boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
A boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Okay, so your boyfriend, let's call him James. James has
a brother called Bill. Bill is married to James's ex
girlfriend who looks exactly like you.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Ye're not married, but yeah, there a baby and.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Having as family.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Function's like, I actually get along with her because they're
actually like pretty similar personality. We're like almost identical, so
we're actually like pretty good friends.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That is so bizarre, And I've just thought of something
very untoward if she had a little fling with her ex,
your current boyfriend, and there was a baby that was made.
She would get away with that because it would look
like your ex who is the brother of the guy
that is the father of the baby allegedly.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Oh it's not that close. It's stepbrother.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I so it's oh for got. I'm s kat, You've
got a baker's delight, that dre and good on you
for being a good sport.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Did you do a phone on? Is your family just
messy enough to get your head around?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Melissa, Hi Christy, how are you my? I'm so good?
Now tell us your story.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
When I was in my early twenties, I was dating
a boy or a guy, and I found out that
he was dating another girl. She had my she had
my name. I saw a photo of her. We looked identical.
And the only reason I found out that we were
actually dating after talking to his brother and a boss
of his, that he sent me a message about going
(32:12):
to look for engagement rings, and I was thinking, okay,
what and then yeah, he quickly had the backtail the
message and I found out that was there he was
wanting to engage the other. And then yeah, I'm talking
to his boss and that I decided to, yeah, leave
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I think that's fair. But didn't he make a mess
of this by dating two women call the same name,
because that's the recipe for absolute error in your phone.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yes, he wasn't the most what do you call it,
most perfect person? So he probably deserved it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Okay, good?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And then they did get engaged. I found out that
they never went through the marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh maybe he married another one, another one Melissa that
looks like you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Let's finish with Tara on thirteen twenty five.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Hi, Tara, you ran into your ex and he showed
you a photo of his new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
So I ran into his dad, and his dad thought
that it was the funniest thing. And he's like, you're
never going to believe this, And he showed me a
photo of her and she was identical to how I looked.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, so what same hair color, same eye color, same.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Vibe, everything, everything, face shape around, the same age, hairstyle, everything.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Do you think she knows that she looks like you?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
I don't think she would have.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I imagine that would not be a very good feeling.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And that's a hard conversation to have.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
And also, did you get the vibe Tara that your
dad preferred you to the new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh, he told me that he preferred me to.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
The Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Hey, we've got Maca's in the studio for you. So
happy that's your definition of fun. That's as good as
it's going.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
To get me.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Chrissy's clique. And also, you were spot on three forty
yeah when it arrived. How can you be so accurate?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Because it is my third day of ordering matters.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right. Miley Cyrus has been slammed for being not
very friendly to her fans. I've got a few questions
about this. So's she went to an album signing yep,
and these used to happen with almost every book and
every album. You go to a shop and you turn up,
you buy the album and whoever the artist is behind
(34:33):
the book or album they sign it for you. I
cannot believe somebody as huge as Miley Cyrus turned up
to a shop in London called rough Trade East Music
Store and Bar and people were just coming up to
a trestle table. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, it's quite something. I wonder though, is it because
of who she was with? I wonder if there's some
connection to that bar because she was sitting with Naomi Campbell.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Nami Nami Campbell is, you know, obviously a global phenomenon
of a supermodel. She appears on the album singing yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
The songs called every Girl You've Ever Loved.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
She's got a great voice anyway, so that we're both there,
and I mean, Nami Campbell is signing the albums as well,
which is hilarious to me, given that she just sings
a little yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
It's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Anyway. They gas bagged through the entire thing like they
were out for lunch and deeply inconvenienced by the long
queue of people standing there feebly in the foreground while
a photograph was taken. They barely drew breadth from this, and.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
They barely made eye contact with the fan. But my
favorite part was who I'm going to imagine was Miley's
personal assistant standing there saying this, right behind you.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
For your picture, God, right behind you, one, two, three,
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She said that about four hundred times to every single person.
I mean. Look. In fairness to Miley, she has said
she doesn't like touring and she doesn't like the face
to face part of it. And also the reasons behind
that is she said it just makes her feel insecure
and inferior that all these people are coming to adore her.
This is exactly what this is in a scale.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm shocked she agreed to do this.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I am two.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
And also she shouldn't do it because look what happens.
You just generate bad BS headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, I mean, look, she did look down the lens
for every single photo. I've got to give her that. Okay,
didn't want to be there, Okay, So Tammy Hembrow, that's
a name that I really like.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's a great name.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
And I didn't know really who she was or what
she did, but she I like her. I like her.
I've looked into her over this weekend and I like
her very much.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
She's one of like the Aussie OG influencers and YouTubers.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, she's a Gold Coast girl, I think like from
her Instagram. She has announced that she has split with
her husband. She had her new husband after they've only
been together, were married for seven months, very very quick.
And he you would know his face. His name's Matt
Zakowski and he was on Love Island, the first series
(37:13):
of that and.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
He now has a podcast with nob.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh, yes he does too, that is true. Anyway, she
is very sad about it, and she didn't want a divorce.
But oh, you know, it's open to it's open to
suggestion as to what happened when a woman has to
divorce her husband doesn't want to. But when I was
on my deep dive, I realized that I recognized her father.
(37:39):
So there's an Australian actor and you may not know
his name, but you would know his face because he's
been in bloody everything. His name is James Hembrow, right,
and I'm going to show you his face. Jack. You've
I mean, you've seen him in everything. Ah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, he's just one of those guys. You know his face,
but that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, And I'm trying to find the biggest ones. Well,
he was on The Young Doctors for Starter, so if
you're of a certain age you will you know, know that.
But he was in that, like we're talking man from
Snowy River, you know, to two. He's been on every
television show. He's been on a in a movie called
Swimming up Stream which was really really big. And I
(38:23):
just didn't know that she was part of Ossie TV
and Movie Royalty. I had no idea he was in GP.
Do you remember GP?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Probably no?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Anyway, Google James Hambrow and you go, oh my god,
yes of course I know him.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Love it good little tidbitswany Hey, keep it locked. Ricky, Lee,
Tim and Joel are up next. We've got some Marcus
to eat damn straight.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
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