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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Big night for Katy Perry last night. Chrissy's clich you'll
see her here. You'll see her though. She's everywhere, darting
hither and thither she.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is because last week she kicked off her lifetimes touring Sydney.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
But then I swear Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Night she did a show in Melbourne, correct, and then
last night she was back in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I want to know, because I'm a practical person, what
about the set?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A concert set like.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
That big global world class. There's a stage, there's screens,
is everything.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You're quite right, Swanie. That's a great point. And her
set it's like a number eight in the mosh pit.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, the stage. I don't know how she's doing that.
Surely she wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Have true a unique build.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
No, you think she is gonna have to up the
security because there was a stage crasher that hit the stage.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She handled it like a pro. Have a listen.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I love it when he comes on stage, he says
something to her and she regards him as if it's
a dancer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, she handled it in such a calm fashion.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And then you see you go, oh, hang on, no
he's not in my gun.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He stayed on stage for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well, I found him on Instagram swany.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
His name is Johnson when and he's the same dude
that got on stage with the Weekend last year.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, the Weekend was like cuddling him.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Abel. What are you doing, brother, Abel?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You're not that lonely? Surely?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh what he was saying to the security guard, don't
hurt him, please, Hammer, don't hurt him. This guy's a
serial pest on him forgetting on stage.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I could never do that. Imagine me, is that Missy Higgins?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's ray Gun.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh God, imagine me trying to just hoike this old
broken body up on stage from the front.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Katie Katie, Wait wait, I love this.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I was on Celebrity Mastership.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It's the Mastership they wait wait, I know the words, Katie.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh wet myself dead.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I have to say Katie's vocals as I am. I mean,
we both are quite savage about Katie. The videos I've
seen of her performing life, she sounded really good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Also playing the guitar, Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Pop off. Queen.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Let's talk about Queen Queen Johnson. Dakota Johnson. There is
something about that girl.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
She's exquisite.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Remember I remember when she was born.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Of course, her mother's Melanie Griffith and the great Don
Johnson from talk about a pedigree. Anyway, She's been going
out with Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay. As Neil
Diamond says, it's been love on the rocks and apparently
it's over. Then it's on again, off again, on again,
off again? Is it off again? She sat down and
had a chat. She's plugging a new movie.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, Materialists, Materialists.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm gonna see it just because I would watch her
make a salad like she's one of those people like
Mark Ruffalo. I'll see everything is in sound or sound
because my eyes like to watch him.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I like that with the Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I like watching the meat a salad, which is literally
all they do on that show. But I know what
you mean when you can just I'm like, I could
watch you eat that Caesar over and over.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Honestly, I don't care about the script. I don't care
about the writing. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You are so pleasing to my eye.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
She was asked what her non negotiable is in dating.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
If either of you were to ever engage with the
real life matchmaker, what would be one non negotiable for you,
like not as that's concise.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
We're gonna have to actually probably clean that up for
the West coast. Feet that's okay, And people are saying,
oh my god, not only is it over, Chris is awful.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, but I don't think so. I don't hear that
in that in that sentence.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh I do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It feels like she's trying to get a message across
without saying it, because she's and the way she then
looked at her co star and just kind of intended shade,
I feel like she was. But you know how I
was staying in the office before. I swear I heard
over the weekend that they are they aren't off.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
The reason I thought that is Drmoire, I mean Cold
Player just forever touring. Dermoire posted a video of Chris
Martin on stage over the weekend, and as he was
saying goodbye to fans, he randomly goes go and see
the Materialists over the weekend, which is her new film
Have a Listen so much everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I don't think it's over.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And also I don't think I think her saying don't
be an a hole is the same as saying, you know,
My non negotiable is that you've got to be kind.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You've got to be a kind person.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
It's the same it's a different side of the same
coin that that's not a nut.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
They're not over the.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
First, let's talk Addison Ray Chrissy's clique. I've got to
say it. It's I'm I'm superstitious, I'm a poet and
I don't know it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Why what happened?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Rick Heally, Tim and Joel moments away, Let's talk Addison Ray.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You can leave now. Boom, the door's there.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll give you my best Bee number year all week. Okay,
Addison Ray is a superstar. I really feel like her
timing is everything.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah. I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
She's got really cool friends too. I remember hearing early
on that she wanted to call this back seat, and
she played it to Charlie XCXX.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, when you call it back what do you call it?
That PEPSI that's what you should call it. And she
took the advice, which is a great thing. Anyway. She's
got a new album out, which you're obsessed with.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm so obsessed with it. Swanny like Pitchfork given it
an eight point five.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They gave, for example, Taylor's Talk Poets Department six point five. Yeah,
so it shows the level that people are holding it
holding it at in the industry.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I can't listen, and I will reveal why tomorrow. But
do you love her enough to change all your handles
and stuff with you that much of a fan like
she was one day?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I had a good fan page, one direction page on Twitter.
I was on there like pretending like I was one
of them. You know, when you can like capitalize the iron,
it looks like an L, like a lowercase L. Yes,
So I would like make try and find the user
names of the members like that.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And I would follow people.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So we've all done it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And also Addison's still really young. She's twenty four, so
when she was doing that, she would have been like sixteen.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's normal, that's usterly normal.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I have signed my you know signature on Little Bank Things,
you know, Christy Michael after George Michael.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I mean, obviously my gatar is a lot better. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hey, there's a song on the album. The two songs
that I need you to listen to. One is Fame
is a gun.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I mean, look, it's terrible, but there's something about something.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Her vocals aren't great, and.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Then it's absolutely I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I think it's so cool.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's very nice to listen to. But is it music?
Who would know?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
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Speaker 1 (07:22):
Do you