April 30, 2025 • 38 mins
It's the worst feeling ever when you're multiple years deep into someones profile and then you accidentally hit that like button... Unfortunately, it's happened to our very own Chrissie Swan. Plus, there's some beef going on between RecipeTin Eats and another publisher.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Oh hey, oh hey, you know I've been meaning to
We've been talking obviously, you know, ever since we got
off there yesterday. Yes, but I meant to say to you.
What I love about being a human being that loves
other human beings is that you think you know everything
about somebody and then they surprise you. And you and
I have known each other, I lose tracks a long time, ten.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Years, yeah, coming up on a decade.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And yesterday I learned about you that you know about
directions north, south, east west, mad for.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It and can't comprehend that other people don't like right now,
if I said to you face in a southerly like face.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
South, absolutely no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like I just have to know that I was talking.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Do you remember you mentioning it?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But no, I was, yeah, And I've been in my
mind going, I've got to give kudos to Jack for that.
Of course, what you said meant nothing to me because
I was like, oh, where am I going to go?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Vote early? I don't want to queue up?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And you said, oh, I've got this spot for you.
You know, my friend Christina voted there. It's just on
that street near you. But you know, but a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
South, yeah, a bit further south from where you live.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
What way is that? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, and I just have not stopped thinking about it
since you've said it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Maybe we can teach you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I like being a real life compass, Like I like
to know where.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Do you know why?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because if you're ever stranded somewhere, I'm like, Okay, in
which direction do I run?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like I'll always know at least where I am.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I've got a phone with Google Maps on it, but.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Not if you're like stranded on a deserted island?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Are you ever going to be stranded on a deserted island? Also,
you're talking to the woman that's still you know, I
drive here every single day.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I still put it into my GPS.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That is insanity. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well, you know, I never said I was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hey, speaking of saying mystics.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She is in next Yes thirteen twenty four to ten
if you would like your mind read for a VIP
Specsavers voucher and two hundred and fifty dollars cash. There
is also so much to discuss today. Beyonce kicked off
a tour last night. Recipe Tin Eats is beefing with
someone scandal.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I've been cooking that slice. We're gonna check it out
the Chrissy Swan Show. Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Should have gone to Speke Savers.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Christian, It's quite stunny.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Thank you. Kira.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hello, Were you named after the lead girl fling from
the Dark Crystal?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I think my mom has made reference to that end.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I also had a best friend named Jen in high school,
and I'm pretty sure was Crystal and Jen.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
In the movie.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It was Kira, Kira and Jen.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ohkira e Cura engine, Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And foul call the Luck Dragon? Have you not? Have
you not seen that?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I've never watched it.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, Well, you're insane.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
The Dark Crystal? The best film of all time?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What year?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Kind of what?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Your eighties?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
When were you born? Kira ninety three?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Is your birthstone an opal? Or is there an opal somewhere?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Is that birthstone for October?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's a good question I'm going to ask. I'm gonna
I'm gonna ask Google.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hang on one second, Tom, can you do a quick
search October birthstone?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's an opal stop I missed it, Chrissy, Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Let's hang up. Now you are a Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And the reason I know.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That is because I can see the word moaning And
isn't there.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Ale she's freaky? She's you have a bit freaky too,
aren't you?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Carrie?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
A bit freaky in the sheets?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
By that response's absolutely all right?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I think radio.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What house do you think Carol would be if she
was in Harry Potter?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Huff a puff?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I lay more with Blytherin.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, but you don't go off in the I like it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There's a there's a supreme pizza lover around you, like
a McCain oven supreme pizza.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Oh, and I feel like it's your dad.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
I don't speak to my dad's I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well, there you go. That's why you don't speak to
him any more.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe because you're a Hawaiian girl, you're a pineapple girl,
and he's a supreme guy and never the twin shaw
on me? Ever, who around you has the fake sweetness
in their tea and coffee like equal or were used
to maybe your grandmother? Oh for sure, don't forget to
(05:26):
take you vitamins, Kirakira, you have one a VIP Specsator's
voucher and two hundred and fifty dollars cash. I mean it, vitamins.
Don't forget magnesium. Don't forget it, you need it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Kira.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, we're gonna be playing Swan Sparkle song before three.
Make sure you've registered via.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It makes you freaky in the sheees.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
My God, trouble is Bruin Everyone's favorite home cook Nagi
from Recipes He needs drew my attention to a little
spot of coppycatty last night. Yeah, so she she posted first,
obviously a very wordy and newsy post. It was a
(06:11):
long statement to read, wasn't very long and I read
every single word. I thought, this is juicy, and also
accompanied by a photograph of her like in black and
white with a sad face on. I wonder how how
I wonder, Mike, this is how I think I saw her.
Her expression was down and or downcast, and.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I thought, I wonder where she found that. I wondered
did she have a proper a full photo shoot just
to get the sad face?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Can we pretend that she did?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Because I would love that it's so funny anyway, if
you if you're living under a rock, Nagi is accusing
brook Bellamy that cooking with Brookie whatever it is. Yes,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Cooking with brook Cookie Bay Cass.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Rookie Baite.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah. She said, listen, I've got your book. It's worth
four million dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You know it's a lot. You're gonna make a lot
of money out of it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Got a bit of an issue with a few recipes
in it, namely the caramel slice, because it looks an
awful lot like mine. And then she went on to
show that it is exactly the same recipe. Yes, and
I don't mind about it being the same ingredients because
you know, it is what it is. But the wording
of the recipe is the same, the method, they use
(07:22):
the same adjectives odd, it is odd.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's odd.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
And Nagi came with receipts, as you said, and posted
the recipe side by side.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My first thing is if you're going.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
To knock off a recipe, don't you just change one
of the measurements a little bit, like just to tick
the box of making it different.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, you would think so, yes, And apparently it's only
ten percent needs to be changed to be completely unique.
So it's so easy, you know, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So okay, So there's one hundred and twenty five grams
of butter in each of the recipes. If one of
the if Brookie or whoever her name is, had made
it one hundred and thirty five, one hundred and forty,
one hundred and forty, it wouldn't made any difference to
the recipe and it would have been fine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, you go, don't that's one thing.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Don't you think this would have just been happening. This
has been happening since the beginning of time with cooks
and chefs.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Absolutely absolutely, And that's why it's become illegal, right, you know,
it's always happened. And then one person years ago said, hey,
come on, I made up this recipe, and so now
it's become intellectual property like a book, like a song.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And look, to be honest, I don't agree with that.
With what I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With with the with recipes being the property of someone else.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You think you should be able to just publish another
person's recipe in your book. I kind of get where
you're coming from, because at the end of the day,
how many variations can you make to a caramel slice
or bucklovar?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Which yeah, I mean clearly that is exactly the same recipe. Yeah,
there's no difference, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's a tricky one, particularly with stuff like a vanilla
cake or a caramel size and anse biscuit. These are things,
are scorn, these are things that everybody makes.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They're classics.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And I would argue when you're buying a person's cookbook, yes,
you're buying it for the recipes, but you're almost buying
it for the person's brand. Like, for example, my mum
loves Jamie Oliverus, so she's always going to get the
Jamie Oliver books.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, well you know that the research shows that ninety
five percent of cookbooks are never opened, oh, never cooked
from I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
One of those people. I know you are a great
coffee table.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So the next step here is that nagi Also, I'm guessing.
Emailed Sally McKenny, who is a famous US baker. She
blogs under Sally's Bake Blog, and she said, Sal, something
you got to see, something You've got to see in
this new book, and sale was like, oh my god,
yes that.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Is my recipe. So there's a few in there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We're going to hear about this for weeks. I feel
like people are going to aren't coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I reckon, and I thought what better way to celebrate these?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
By the way, Brookie Bakehouse founder has come out and
said I absolutely did not plagiarize a single thing. And
is that just a technicality She's saying, I didn't plagiarize anything,
but maybe the publishing house.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
You know what I mean. It's like, of course it's plagiarized.
It's word for word.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But you know how Nagi had receipts by showing the
two recipes, Brookie came with receipts right.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Her receipt though, what was it?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I haven't seen that bit.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Her receipt was a photo of the caramel slice in
like a bakery in twenty sixteen. She's like, see here,
I've been making this since twenty sixteen. It's like, yeah,
but we don't know what the recipe was. You made
nun slice like it's so wishy washy.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah, I don't believe that. No, it's the adjectives
that do it for me. So this morning I thought,
what can I do to settle this.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
What can I do? So I made Brookie bake House's
caramel slice, and I may eat the great Naggi from
recipe to neats.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But they're the same size, they are.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
They are exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Slide toulated twice.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I made the same thing twice.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That is pete chaoticrisy.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was even hoping that maybe Brookie used salted butter
and Nagi uses unsulted No.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So here you go.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
This has divided them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Up next level insane.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So I'm going to be trying two slices baked from
the same recipe.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Well, it's not the same recipe. One of them says
Brookie Bakehouse and the other one says.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Recipe Okay, So which one do you think has did
you make from Nagi?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
This one is Nagi recipe neats?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, you know how much I hate eating.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And you also don't have a sweet too, Okay, So thoughts.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Very paramily, but I do enjoy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It with this one. This is going to blow your
socks off. This is Brookies Brookie.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I mean, what an insufferable name, Brownie, call yourself brook Babe.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, hands down, naggy, hands down, case closes.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They're exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Naggi wins, though Naggi wins. Can you help me talking
to the song?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Another name for caramel slice is millionaires shortbread.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And someone's going to make a motsa out of this.
Let me tell you the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Swan Show. We've got some diamonds to give away this
Mother's Day. Skip the sweets and then gets something that sparkles.
Now that's a gift to remember.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
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Speaker 4 (12:46):
Bring in the link Swan Sparkle song. Stephanie, greetings, Hello,
you enjoying you?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Are you enjoying the lead up to Mother's Day? And
what are you planning?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, I've already.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Dropped a number of hims, including circling some catalog item.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But are we are going to sort you out good
and proper. You know, my middle son last night said
to me, what do you want to do for Mother's Day?
What do you want? He said, do you want some jewelry?
So romance? He's always so romantic.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
We're going to try and get you some jewelry as
Stephanie in the form of a six thousand dollars diamond
tennis bracelet.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
How fancy would that be?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
All right, you've got your listening ears on. This is
how it's going to happen. We're going to play you
a song and you're going to have to work out
what it is. All right, You're going to bring it,
bring back its sparkle. The minute you know what it is.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You've got to yell at the top of your lungs
because this is a timing game.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, we need we need the title and artist staff.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So if you get this correct today, you will win
a pair of diamond start earrings from Bebel's value to
a at one hundred bucks, and you'll also go in
the running for this unbelievable diamond tennis.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Bracelet this Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You've got a one in four chance to win it.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I mean, it couldn't be better.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, awesome, Okay, all right, don let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, yeah, yes, my love, you have got the magical
sparkly diamond earrings from Bebels. And do not turn that
phone off because we could be calling you back on
Friday with the good news that you have got.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
A six thousand dollars tennis bracelet. Seven carrots of I
mean of diamonds unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That would be so cool, it would be sick.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Good luck and hey, tomorrow was the last time we
played this game swenty so registered via the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
If you'd like a crack the.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Let's go click and.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Let's talk Beyonce, She's all over our feeds. Yeah, extraordinary.
The Cowboy Krtera tour has kicked off.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Looks unbelievable, as is what we would expect from Queen b.
Real star of the show, though, and the person getting
even more attention than Beyonce is her daughter Blue Ivy.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You and I think just sat through those two songs
watching footage of Blue Ivy and she first started bringing
Blue Ivy on stage in the Renaissance tour in twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
She was a little kid then.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, and even that was two years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I could not be watching this child.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And I'm like, well, this woman on this tour and
I'm like, it's like Beyonce, but twenty years ago. This
girl is thirteen years old. She looks like a grown woman,
a magnificent grown woman.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I thought she was seventeen.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
She's just turned thirteen. Wow, got the moves. My god,
I mean she's pure bread.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
She's improved a lot too, which is like really cool.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
To see nos the way around the stage.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, the May I'm looking at some May twenty three footage.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You just look like she's going through the motion.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
She's marking as we would say.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Margie, I'm really giving it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And she wasn't the only child that hit the stage
with her famous mom little Roomy.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
We got to We got to see Roomy as well.
But where was the where was the other boy? The
boy child?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Maybe she was singing because she sung this song with
them on stage Protector, which is off the new album.
Maybe she's only protecting the gals.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But you want to see him? Yeah, I love his name, sir, Yes, Sir,
Sir is a great name.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, Roomy's not, but sir.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No, Rooney reminds me of like an old Queensland bus
driver with cloudy eyes.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It roomy.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Anyway, I'm going to really enjoy these tours snippets.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's quite interesting seeing like on TikTok the two tours
that have spotlights on them is the Katy Perry Lifetimes
Tour and now the Cowboy Carter tour.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What are we going to do about Katie Perry I know.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
We're going to talk about her before four because she's
released a statement. Why I know, let's say that stop.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
All right, let's move on to this cheeky, silly student.
Imagine this.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You're climbing up Mount Fuji and you get altitude sickness,
which is really bad. By the way, have you heard
about altitude sick this? You get really sick, yes, really
really sick. Anyways, rescue taken down to the bottom of
the mountain. The Japanese rescuers are like, don't do that again.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh so he went up there when he shouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He went up there, and well, you're allowed to climb it,
but if you get sick, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Don't do it again.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Four days later he's realized, oh my god, I'll let
my phone up there. He's gone up to get it,
and guess who we had to call again, the cops,
the rescueus. He's been rescued twice airlifted.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Can you imagine well that costs if I left my
phone at the top of a mountain. I've got eye clouds,
so everything's backed up. I would see that as an
excuse to go and get a fresh new phone.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Actually, yes, yes, I might might just throw mine out
the window.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Now this is.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
We're into the second hour of the show, and gosh,
we packed a lot into that first hour.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
There is so much happening.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Absolutely, I hit us up for our podcast. If you
want to find out whose caramel slice is better, Nagis
or Brookies.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
My vote went to Nagi.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, well they're exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So I saw a b Tudor Advocate headline on Instagram
before I thought we'd enjoy it says the federal election
struggles to get airtime in between cookbook scandal and mushroom
killer trial.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Amen, Amen, I've got to remember to vote because I'm
spending all my time googling Aaron mcw whatever her name is, Patterson.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I mean, she can't remember where she bought the mushrooms.
Why is the most recent update?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That is ridiculous. She was in a country town. Sure
you know where you're going to get the mushrooms?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Coming up before four o'clock, we're going to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
She doesn't know where to put the mushrooms, just.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Didn't allegedly before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
We're going to talk about that Katie Perry statement that
she's made on her Instagram.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I'm really worried about k Pears KP.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, you've also been caught stalking someone.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh God, please, if you've got a story that begins
like this, I was stalking someone while I wasn't talking.
I was checking someone out on social media that I
do not know, and I got caught and now I
need to die.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Please give us a call.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Ten next though Chrissy's Queazy thirteen twenty four to ten
if you would like a limited edition bum bag The
Chrissy Swan Show to.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Give away a bum bag.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Crissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I mean, I could play a game now called What's
in the bum Bag and you would never guess. It'd
be like rumpel Stiltskin. Meg, Do you wanna do you
want to go? Do you want to have one go
at What's in the bum bag? Rump Stiltskin style?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh no, no, take to take a stab in the dark, Meg.
I'll give you an extra prize. Say something I don't know,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Even think, and you trouble it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
She's got stage fright. Let's go to gym.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Hey, Jimmy, there we going, mate. What's in my bag?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'm gonna go redskins.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I love redskins. They are so good. No should I
reveal what's in it?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah? And Jim Baker's light thatcher for the crack.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's my international driving license.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Do you have one of them?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Just to organized it. I'm going to be I'm going
to write a scooter next time I'm in BALI.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah you heard.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Do you need a license to do that? Yes?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
You do?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah you do, but can.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Pay off police are if you get called anyway?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, exactly, But who.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Would be bothered? I got my international driving permit.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You are so funny that you put time into that.
Can you not drive? I'm a real like wolse when
it comes to that. I don't like being on scooters.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No, that's tough.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I'm tough. Well, all right, let's give away a bum
bag and maybe, just maybe, I'll put your own international
driving license in it, your names, your buzzes, and specify
being the first person to get three outs of the
greet wins again and we'll walk away with a money cut.
By Chrissy Swanso bumbag.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I'm going to hand this over to you, Jack so
that you can enjoy it in the songs.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's quite a pretty license.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You did.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You've given me the permit like terms and conditions, but
not the actual.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Question number one, Who joined Beyonce on stage first the
first time last night?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Meg, Yes, Meggie was daughter?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Romy it is?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
She looks like a dad.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm good at matching, matching parents to kids. She's more
like a dad.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Question number two. With the election fast approaching.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I wonder if that means that sir is like his mum,
because because Blue Ivey is correct, but wasn't actually started
life more like a dad? Question number two, with the
election fast approaching? What does a e C stand for?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Men?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Fast? Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
The Australian Electoral Committee.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
And also you started to say erection then you nearly said.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
That Jim the Australian Electoral Commission.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Correct one apiece Question number three.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ten years ago today, Alessiakara released this song what's it called.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yourself? Whatever I do?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hang on, that's got a sample of one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Songs in it, does it?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yes? I think it's by Tricky.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, what's the name of the song.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
She says it a lot in that clip.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh oh my god, it's here. That's number four.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Celebrity Brook, Aussie celebrity cook Brook Bellamy has been hit
with plagiarism claims from Hume.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Jim, Yes, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Recipe correct the great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Nagi question number five.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Two points to Jim. One to make Jim. Question number
five is for the win.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
On a Mars Bar low on a Mars Bar logo?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
What color.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Is the Mars work? Yes, Jim red, it is red.
Well done. Maybe I'll put a little Mars Bar in.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Your Jimmy, Jim, let's go straight to mom for Mother's Day.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Done.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Great job. You have won that limited edition bum bag
Anna Baker's Delight voucher. But Meg, I'm gonna send you
a double path to the accountant to which is in cinemas.
Now take yourself to the film.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Yes, amazing, Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Get the popcorn pitch for it too. It's the Chrissy
Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You ever sort of accidentally looked into somebody's profile on
one of the platforms and then they've contacted you, and
then you have to move to out of space and
never be seen again.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Because that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It's a tricky thing to do.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I do have to say swan because the only way
that can happen on Instagram is if you accidentally like
an old photo or hit follow. Yeah, and on I mean,
I don't use Facebook, but if you would add them as.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
A friend, yeah, LinkedIn. Oh, I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I would never ever get caugh like this on Instagram
or Facebook.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
This is calma because you did a sweeping statement like
six weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I know about how you hate LinkedIn.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I didn't say I hate it. I see, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Understand stand it. You don't see the point I didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I didn't even think I had a profile. I do
well found out the hard way.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Oh no, because, oh my god, so I was let
me tell you the story. You are just going to be.
I'm gonna have to stand up because I'm sweating too.
I feel like I've just had a luxA.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, So picture this me in Bali with two friends
that I've known since grade five.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yes, of course, if you've got.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
A friend, an old friend like that, you talk about
people used to go to school with.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, people used to catch a tram with hot guys
you had crushes.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
On in ten out all of that, like, yeah, So
there was a lot of that going on. And I
asked my friend Joe about this one guy. There were
two guys that I thought were really really interesting. Have
you ever heard from this guy again? She goes, yeah, yah,
it's interesting. And then I said, and one of our
teachers had a really interesting son.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
She goes, yes, what was his name? And I said,
oh name? I went on too LinkedIn? No, she said no,
she googled him first.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The Sun or the Sun Yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And she goes, yeah, yeah, look he did end up
being an interesting guy. I said what job it is?
And she goes, oh, he's on LinkedIn. So I was like, oh,
I have a little look. So I go into the app.
I look at his profile. See what he's doing. He's
doing really interesting stuff. He was a really interesting teenager.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Okay, so you're now scrolling through these dudes LinkedIn as
if it's like a Facebook wall.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yes, but I don't. I'm not like friends with him.
I don't know what you call them on LinkedIn whatever, No,
but I think anyway, I looked and I said, yes, gosh,
so interesting.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
That was that?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And then I closed it down and you know, got
another cokeziz in the frit I mean, no fridges worked
harder than that one. Right the next day, I have
a message from this person.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And I'm like, what, how did he even know?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And this is not even your friend, this is your
friend's son.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's my old it's my grade five teacher's son, like
he would have known me from a bar of soap.
And then he goes, I think I must have to
see what he was doing. I had to click something.
That's the only way that I can, or.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
If your LinkedIn is logged in. I believe it is
logged in.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Okay, so they get a notification.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well that I've looked at.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yes, I'm deleted. So you were right. This is why
I don't have it anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It was so nice, of course, and he said we
don't know each other, which is absolutely correct.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He said, I believe that you were at school where
my mum was teaching. I was just.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I And then because I'm so hopeless, I told him
the story that you know, I'm here with.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Some old school friends of his name came up.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I just you would have overcompensated.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That's it. Then, I just that's it. I can't be trusted.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You should have stayed in BALI if I'm honest.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Have you ever been looking at someone's profile and they
knew about it?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Now, you just you can't go on.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Just for sharing your embarrassing story with us, we're going
to give you a two hundred dollars prize pack from
White Glow Teeth Whiting, So next time you're stalking, your
teeth can be white.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What did he know?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
How?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Because that's how LinkedIn works.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Mate, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You are listening to the Christy Swan Show, and it's
going to be the last time I say that, because
I'm gonna have to change my name and move to
a caravan san Remo, because I have embarrassed myself. We
were talking on holidays, me and two old school friends.
I was like, whatever happened to that guy? It's such
an innocent sentence, and everyone says that what happened to
(28:59):
that guy?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I've seen him since nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And because it's twenty twenty five, the first thing you
do is open Safari and start your investigative work.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
And my friend did that and said, yeah, he's really interesting.
Check him out. I think he's on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
LinkedIn and I went, oh, I've got that, and I looked,
and he knew that I'd looked, and then he sent
me he knew that I had looked.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I think it was like, I'm a connection. Now I've
got one connection yet him.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yes, that's what happens when you visit their profile.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, I'm going to have to delete it that in
twenty four to ten, have you ever been caught where
you shouldn't have been foxing around in someone else's business
and now you've just got to move to Poland and
change your name?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Hello Nicole, Hello Christy, how are you doing? I mean,
I'm embarrassed. I'm ashamed.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You know you can actually turn that feature off in LinkedIn,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I don't. Tom.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Can you please get Nicole's number. I want to step
by step account. I'm going to speak to her after
this break. I want to do it immediately.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Nicole, for that piece of advice, we're going to send
you a two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed
Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Hello Amy, Hi guys I actually, uh stalked one of
my exes and added him as a friend. I've never
been so fast to deactivate Facebook in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, okay, there's a few questions here. One is how
long ago was he your ex?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Maybe like a year or two?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Okay? And what were you hoping to find when you
were stalking him?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I honestly don't even know. I just got curious and
I'm like, oh, like, what's your life like now? And
started stalking? And yeah, it was mortified with my action.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
And did he reach out to you, Amy, like had
he made contact after seeing you tried to add him?
Or no?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You don't know?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
No, no, thank god. I just I don't know if
the activating Facebook helped it, but it made me feel better,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
What you deactivated Facebook over this?
Speaker 7 (30:54):
The minute the minute I noticed, I'm like, not, fye,
we gone?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Do you know what I would love?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I would love him montage of people's faces and the
sounds that come out of those faces the minute they
realize they've done it. Yes, it's like a gasp and
you you do not have a millisecond to wait before
you undo what you've just done.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
And you feel yourself go immediately read Oh my, it's awful,
Amy a two hundred dollars prize park from White Glove
for you. Let's go to Jenna.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Jenner fill us in. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
How are you mortified?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
You?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
I'm a similar boat, Chrissie.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Who were you looking up that you shouldn't have been?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Well? Look, my Tita has a new female director at work,
and I'm curious, was this person You're going to be worse?
So closely week?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
On his account? Who tried to show me a little
sort of thumbnail a suppose about going into her account
and I was like, well, that's when you passed me
the phone booming in on that photo going through look
to myself. So really I did the damage because now
I've thought him on her radar.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
And that is on LinkedIn Jenna, so she got that
notification straight away?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She did.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Awful for normal people?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Did she bring it up to him at work?
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Look, it's still very early days, so we'll see if
anything becomes with that.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
What So could I see people that have looked at
my profile?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah? You should be able to people are looking at
your wiki though they don't need to go to LinkedIn yourself.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
That's right where it says quite accurately. Chrissy recently had
her third child and ate a.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Whole Jenna two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed
Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Tom's only just oh have you not heard about that? Tom?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I wonder if it's still there.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Hello, el Hannah, it's Elana.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Hi, Hellolana.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
How are you going.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
I'm good guy.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
I talk to us about your Facebook moment. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
So it was a while ago when I first started
a new job and I met a girl week, I
don't have a little bit of a stalk the social media.
I went in a deep dive, went all the way
back to like two thousand and five, and I laughed
emoji at a photo of her that looks awful. You
know them seen it. Even if you undo it, it
(33:16):
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
They see it pops up.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
So what do I do? What did you say?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I just kind of I did nothing, just nothing. I've
worked with her now for five years and pretended nothing
has ever happened.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You've seen her every workday for five years and you've
never gone, Hey, this.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Isn't really the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Let's talk Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know what the problem is, Katy Perry. She can't
get a break.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And I reckon it started with that swish swish thing
years ago, and I saw a sight of her then
that I went.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh yeah, she changed there, your dag.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And then now she cannot shake it off, even when
she does fantastic performances like she did at the AFL
Grand Final, all of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
She can't shake the goof she.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Can't shake the bad press. She went to the space,
she went into space. We haven't even talked about that.
How embarrassing. She just looked just like a goof off, embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Just goofy, goofy, goofy. And it doesn't land.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And she's not selling out any tours in America. And
then she's paid homage to her eleven minute space trip
within the show with all goofy costumes. And anyway, the
latest is.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I want to like Katie.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I just want to because I love her back catalog.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So do I just stop doing lange?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Like, don't stop it, stop it, Catherine.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Stop it all Okay, But she's posted a lengthy statement
to Instagram.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She has and I'm not going to read it to
you because you will just lose.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Make it's in your favorite part.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Okay, here is my favorite part. There is actually something
good that she said in there.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
She says that a therapist once said something to her
years ago. And if you know what, trying to get
therapy in this country is like, don't bother ten sessions,
all this stuff you've got to go through hoops.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
But here she's giving you what she got from it
for free.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
No one can make you believe something about yourself that
you don't already believe about yourself. That's good. That's some
good stuff there. And then she says some other things
about she's a I'm on a.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Human journey, playing the game of life with an audience
of many. Sometimes I fall that I.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Care no you know what I want to say to
these artists as well, It's not that deep. Not everything
has to be so profound, And so I think that's
where we see the sort of inauthentic or inauthenticity.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I think, do you know who's great? Like just enjoying life?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Dua Lipa, Charlie XCX, all these people that were loving,
even Taylor to an extent, doesn't go as deep and
wacko as Catherine Perry.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Great, just so she does say I find people to
lock eyes within the audience and I sing with and
I know that we are healing each other. I'm trying
and do that with my kids in the kitchen with
the DeBie brothers. It's not that interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I like doing it on the street with strangers. Yeah,
I know you do, alright, my girl.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
M Nicole Kidman is look, I want to start a
new conspiracy theory here in that there there is actually
three of her. I was going to say two, but
there's actually three.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Nicole Kidman's this woman is releasing yet another series. Wow,
she's back in that Nine Perfect Strangers as the creepy
Russian Wellness Gurul Marsha.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I really enjoyed that first season that was shown in
Byron Bay.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
I don't know why I can't watch her.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I wonder what why.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I mean, Lord knows that there is a great small
goess board of options for me to choose. She's in
something new every five minutes, and I try them.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All, And I would think you'd like her because the
gays love you, and we also love Nicole Kidman, like
there's a ven diagram there where you guys should meet.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Maybe I'm just jealous.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Maybe maybe should we listen to the trailer of Nine
Perfect Strangers?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And I'm jealous for how long she spends out of
her house away from it.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Welcome everyone, we can begin.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
I invited you all here because sometimes you shouldn't deal
with pain gently.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Wait, this is not a spouse. She's going to bleach
our brains, darling.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Oh God, are we.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Actually supposed to drink this? You came to me a
broken woman, and your break can one to hear?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
God's that last bit of screaming was just me trying
to turn the television as soon.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
As I hear that.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
What is that accent?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
A Russian woman via Penrith.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Her accent is like terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And there you go around and there was some one Christine,
someone was in there goes going to bliech ol Breen.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Baransky, Baransky, She's fabulous.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
And the Aussie dude who was in the first season
of The White loadus.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
This is what happens. I sit down, I have my
cup of tea. I love it, I love it, I
love it. And then Nicole comes on and I go,
I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Well, for those of you like me who love it. It's
on Prime Video May twenty two.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, do you know what I do? Love you, and
I'll back here tomorrow to see you.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Tomorrow's last day that we give someone a chance to
win that six thousand dollars tennis bracelet, Get onto the
No Other Player and registered ALCA bike check.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot comsre You
Oh hey, oh hey, you know I've been meaning to
We've been talking obviously, you know, ever since we got
off there yesterday. Yes, but I meant to say to you.
What I love about being a human being that loves
other human beings is that you think you know everything
about somebody and then they surprise you. And you and
I have known each other, I lose tracks a long time, ten.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Years, yeah, coming up on a decade.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And yesterday I learned about you that you know about
directions north, south, east west, mad for.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It and can't comprehend that other people don't like right now,
if I said to you face in a southerly like face.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
South, absolutely no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like I just have to know that I was talking.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Do you remember you mentioning it?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But no, I was, yeah, And I've been in my
mind going, I've got to give kudos to Jack for that.
Of course, what you said meant nothing to me because
I was like, oh, where am I going to go?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Vote early? I don't want to queue up?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And you said, oh, I've got this spot for you.
You know, my friend Christina voted there. It's just on
that street near you. But you know, but a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
South, yeah, a bit further south from where you live.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
What way is that? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, and I just have not stopped thinking about it
since you've said it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Maybe we can teach you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I like being a real life compass, Like I like
to know where.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Do you know why?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because if you're ever stranded somewhere, I'm like, Okay, in
which direction do I run?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Like I'll always know at least where I am.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I've got a phone with Google Maps on it, but.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Not if you're like stranded on a deserted island?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Are you ever going to be stranded on a deserted island? Also,
you're talking to the woman that's still you know, I
drive here every single day.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I still put it into my GPS.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That is insanity. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well, you know, I never said I was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hey, speaking of saying mystics.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She is in next Yes thirteen twenty four to ten
if you would like your mind read for a VIP
Specsavers voucher and two hundred and fifty dollars cash. There
is also so much to discuss today. Beyonce kicked off
a tour last night. Recipe Tin Eats is beefing with
someone scandal.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I've been cooking that slice. We're gonna check it out
the Chrissy Swan Show. Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Should have gone to Speke Savers.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Christian, It's quite stunny.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Thank you. Kira.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hello, Were you named after the lead girl fling from
the Dark Crystal?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I think my mom has made reference to that end.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I also had a best friend named Jen in high school,
and I'm pretty sure was Crystal and Jen.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
In the movie.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It was Kira, Kira and Jen.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ohkira e Cura engine, Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And foul call the Luck Dragon? Have you not? Have
you not seen that?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I've never watched it.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, Well, you're insane.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
The Dark Crystal? The best film of all time?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What year?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Kind of what?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Your eighties?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
When were you born? Kira ninety three?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Is your birthstone an opal? Or is there an opal somewhere?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Is that birthstone for October?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's a good question I'm going to ask. I'm gonna
I'm gonna ask Google.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hang on one second, Tom, can you do a quick
search October birthstone?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's an opal stop I missed it, Chrissy, Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Let's hang up. Now you are a Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And the reason I know.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That is because I can see the word moaning And
isn't there.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Ale she's freaky? She's you have a bit freaky too,
aren't you?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Carrie?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
A bit freaky in the sheets?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
By that response's absolutely all right?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I think radio.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What house do you think Carol would be if she
was in Harry Potter?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Huff a puff?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I lay more with Blytherin.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, but you don't go off in the I like it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There's a there's a supreme pizza lover around you, like
a McCain oven supreme pizza.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Oh, and I feel like it's your dad.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
I don't speak to my dad's I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well, there you go. That's why you don't speak to
him any more.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe because you're a Hawaiian girl, you're a pineapple girl,
and he's a supreme guy and never the twin shaw
on me? Ever, who around you has the fake sweetness
in their tea and coffee like equal or were used
to maybe your grandmother? Oh for sure, don't forget to
(05:26):
take you vitamins, Kirakira, you have one a VIP Specsator's
voucher and two hundred and fifty dollars cash. I mean it, vitamins.
Don't forget magnesium. Don't forget it, you need it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Kira.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, we're gonna be playing Swan Sparkle song before three.
Make sure you've registered via.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It makes you freaky in the sheees.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
My God, trouble is Bruin Everyone's favorite home cook Nagi
from Recipes He needs drew my attention to a little
spot of coppycatty last night. Yeah, so she she posted first,
obviously a very wordy and newsy post. It was a
(06:11):
long statement to read, wasn't very long and I read
every single word. I thought, this is juicy, and also
accompanied by a photograph of her like in black and
white with a sad face on. I wonder how how
I wonder, Mike, this is how I think I saw her.
Her expression was down and or downcast, and.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I thought, I wonder where she found that. I wondered
did she have a proper a full photo shoot just
to get the sad face?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Can we pretend that she did?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Because I would love that it's so funny anyway, if
you if you're living under a rock, Nagi is accusing
brook Bellamy that cooking with Brookie whatever it is. Yes,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Cooking with brook Cookie Bay Cass.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Rookie Baite.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah. She said, listen, I've got your book. It's worth
four million dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You know it's a lot. You're gonna make a lot
of money out of it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Got a bit of an issue with a few recipes
in it, namely the caramel slice, because it looks an
awful lot like mine. And then she went on to
show that it is exactly the same recipe. Yes, and
I don't mind about it being the same ingredients because
you know, it is what it is. But the wording
of the recipe is the same, the method, they use
(07:22):
the same adjectives odd, it is odd.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's odd.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
And Nagi came with receipts, as you said, and posted
the recipe side by side.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My first thing is if you're going.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
To knock off a recipe, don't you just change one
of the measurements a little bit, like just to tick
the box of making it different.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, you would think so, yes, And apparently it's only
ten percent needs to be changed to be completely unique.
So it's so easy, you know, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So okay, So there's one hundred and twenty five grams
of butter in each of the recipes. If one of
the if Brookie or whoever her name is, had made
it one hundred and thirty five, one hundred and forty,
one hundred and forty, it wouldn't made any difference to
the recipe and it would have been fine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, you go, don't that's one thing.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Don't you think this would have just been happening. This
has been happening since the beginning of time with cooks
and chefs.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Absolutely absolutely, And that's why it's become illegal, right, you know,
it's always happened. And then one person years ago said, hey,
come on, I made up this recipe, and so now
it's become intellectual property like a book, like a song.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And look, to be honest, I don't agree with that.
With what I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With with the with recipes being the property of someone else.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You think you should be able to just publish another
person's recipe in your book. I kind of get where
you're coming from, because at the end of the day,
how many variations can you make to a caramel slice
or bucklovar?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Which yeah, I mean clearly that is exactly the same recipe. Yeah,
there's no difference, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's a tricky one, particularly with stuff like a vanilla
cake or a caramel size and anse biscuit. These are things,
are scorn, these are things that everybody makes.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They're classics.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And I would argue when you're buying a person's cookbook, yes,
you're buying it for the recipes, but you're almost buying
it for the person's brand. Like, for example, my mum
loves Jamie Oliverus, so she's always going to get the
Jamie Oliver books.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, well you know that the research shows that ninety
five percent of cookbooks are never opened, oh, never cooked
from I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
One of those people. I know you are a great
coffee table.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So the next step here is that nagi Also, I'm guessing.
Emailed Sally McKenny, who is a famous US baker. She
blogs under Sally's Bake Blog, and she said, Sal, something
you got to see, something You've got to see in
this new book, and sale was like, oh my god,
yes that.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Is my recipe. So there's a few in there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We're going to hear about this for weeks. I feel
like people are going to aren't coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I reckon, and I thought what better way to celebrate these?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
By the way, Brookie Bakehouse founder has come out and
said I absolutely did not plagiarize a single thing. And
is that just a technicality She's saying, I didn't plagiarize anything,
but maybe the publishing house.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
You know what I mean. It's like, of course it's plagiarized.
It's word for word.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But you know how Nagi had receipts by showing the
two recipes, Brookie came with receipts right.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Her receipt though, what was it?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I haven't seen that bit.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Her receipt was a photo of the caramel slice in
like a bakery in twenty sixteen. She's like, see here,
I've been making this since twenty sixteen. It's like, yeah,
but we don't know what the recipe was. You made
nun slice like it's so wishy washy.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah, I don't believe that. No, it's the adjectives
that do it for me. So this morning I thought,
what can I do to settle this.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
What can I do? So I made Brookie bake House's
caramel slice, and I may eat the great Naggi from
recipe to neats.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But they're the same size, they are.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
They are exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Slide toulated twice.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I made the same thing twice.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That is pete chaoticrisy.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was even hoping that maybe Brookie used salted butter
and Nagi uses unsulted No.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So here you go.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
This has divided them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Up next level insane.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So I'm going to be trying two slices baked from
the same recipe.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Well, it's not the same recipe. One of them says
Brookie Bakehouse and the other one says.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Recipe Okay, So which one do you think has did
you make from Nagi?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
This one is Nagi recipe neats?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, you know how much I hate eating.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And you also don't have a sweet too, Okay, So thoughts.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Very paramily, but I do enjoy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It with this one. This is going to blow your
socks off. This is Brookies Brookie.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I mean, what an insufferable name, Brownie, call yourself brook Babe.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, hands down, naggy, hands down, case closes.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They're exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Naggi wins, though Naggi wins. Can you help me talking
to the song?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Another name for caramel slice is millionaires shortbread.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And someone's going to make a motsa out of this.
Let me tell you the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Swan Show. We've got some diamonds to give away this
Mother's Day. Skip the sweets and then gets something that sparkles.
Now that's a gift to remember.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
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Speaker 4 (12:46):
Bring in the link Swan Sparkle song. Stephanie, greetings, Hello,
you enjoying you?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Are you enjoying the lead up to Mother's Day? And
what are you planning?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, I've already.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Dropped a number of hims, including circling some catalog item.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But are we are going to sort you out good
and proper. You know, my middle son last night said
to me, what do you want to do for Mother's Day?
What do you want? He said, do you want some jewelry?
So romance? He's always so romantic.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
We're going to try and get you some jewelry as
Stephanie in the form of a six thousand dollars diamond
tennis bracelet.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
How fancy would that be?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
All right, you've got your listening ears on. This is
how it's going to happen. We're going to play you
a song and you're going to have to work out
what it is. All right, You're going to bring it,
bring back its sparkle. The minute you know what it is.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You've got to yell at the top of your lungs
because this is a timing game.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, we need we need the title and artist staff.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So if you get this correct today, you will win
a pair of diamond start earrings from Bebel's value to
a at one hundred bucks, and you'll also go in
the running for this unbelievable diamond tennis.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Bracelet this Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You've got a one in four chance to win it.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I mean, it couldn't be better.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, awesome, Okay, all right, don let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, yeah, yes, my love, you have got the magical
sparkly diamond earrings from Bebels. And do not turn that
phone off because we could be calling you back on
Friday with the good news that you have got.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
A six thousand dollars tennis bracelet. Seven carrots of I
mean of diamonds unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That would be so cool, it would be sick.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Good luck and hey, tomorrow was the last time we
played this game swenty so registered via the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
If you'd like a crack the.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Let's go click and.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Let's talk Beyonce, She's all over our feeds. Yeah, extraordinary.
The Cowboy Krtera tour has kicked off.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Looks unbelievable, as is what we would expect from Queen b.
Real star of the show, though, and the person getting
even more attention than Beyonce is her daughter Blue Ivy.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You and I think just sat through those two songs
watching footage of Blue Ivy and she first started bringing
Blue Ivy on stage in the Renaissance tour in twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
She was a little kid then.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, and even that was two years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I could not be watching this child.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And I'm like, well, this woman on this tour and
I'm like, it's like Beyonce, but twenty years ago. This
girl is thirteen years old. She looks like a grown woman,
a magnificent grown woman.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I thought she was seventeen.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
She's just turned thirteen. Wow, got the moves. My god,
I mean she's pure bread.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
She's improved a lot too, which is like really cool.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
To see nos the way around the stage.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, the May I'm looking at some May twenty three footage.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You just look like she's going through the motion.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
She's marking as we would say.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Margie, I'm really giving it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And she wasn't the only child that hit the stage
with her famous mom little Roomy.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
We got to We got to see Roomy as well.
But where was the where was the other boy? The
boy child?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Maybe she was singing because she sung this song with
them on stage Protector, which is off the new album.
Maybe she's only protecting the gals.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But you want to see him? Yeah, I love his name, sir, Yes, Sir,
Sir is a great name.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, Roomy's not, but sir.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No, Rooney reminds me of like an old Queensland bus
driver with cloudy eyes.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It roomy.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Anyway, I'm going to really enjoy these tours snippets.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's quite interesting seeing like on TikTok the two tours
that have spotlights on them is the Katy Perry Lifetimes
Tour and now the Cowboy Carter tour.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What are we going to do about Katie Perry I know.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
We're going to talk about her before four because she's
released a statement. Why I know, let's say that stop.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
All right, let's move on to this cheeky, silly student.
Imagine this.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You're climbing up Mount Fuji and you get altitude sickness,
which is really bad. By the way, have you heard
about altitude sick this? You get really sick, yes, really
really sick. Anyways, rescue taken down to the bottom of
the mountain. The Japanese rescuers are like, don't do that again.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh so he went up there when he shouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He went up there, and well, you're allowed to climb it,
but if you get sick, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Don't do it again.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Four days later he's realized, oh my god, I'll let
my phone up there. He's gone up to get it,
and guess who we had to call again, the cops,
the rescueus. He's been rescued twice airlifted.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Can you imagine well that costs if I left my
phone at the top of a mountain. I've got eye clouds,
so everything's backed up. I would see that as an
excuse to go and get a fresh new phone.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Actually, yes, yes, I might might just throw mine out
the window.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Now this is.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
We're into the second hour of the show, and gosh,
we packed a lot into that first hour.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
There is so much happening.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Absolutely, I hit us up for our podcast. If you
want to find out whose caramel slice is better, Nagis
or Brookies.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
My vote went to Nagi.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, well they're exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So I saw a b Tudor Advocate headline on Instagram
before I thought we'd enjoy it says the federal election
struggles to get airtime in between cookbook scandal and mushroom
killer trial.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Amen, Amen, I've got to remember to vote because I'm
spending all my time googling Aaron mcw whatever her name is, Patterson.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I mean, she can't remember where she bought the mushrooms.
Why is the most recent update?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That is ridiculous. She was in a country town. Sure
you know where you're going to get the mushrooms?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Coming up before four o'clock, we're going to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
She doesn't know where to put the mushrooms, just.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Didn't allegedly before four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
We're going to talk about that Katie Perry statement that
she's made on her Instagram.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I'm really worried about k Pears KP.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, you've also been caught stalking someone.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh God, please, if you've got a story that begins
like this, I was stalking someone while I wasn't talking.
I was checking someone out on social media that I
do not know, and I got caught and now I
need to die.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Please give us a call.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Ten next though Chrissy's Queazy thirteen twenty four to ten
if you would like a limited edition bum bag The
Chrissy Swan Show to.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Give away a bum bag.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Crissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I mean, I could play a game now called What's
in the bum Bag and you would never guess. It'd
be like rumpel Stiltskin. Meg, Do you wanna do you
want to go? Do you want to have one go
at What's in the bum bag? Rump Stiltskin style?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh no, no, take to take a stab in the dark, Meg.
I'll give you an extra prize. Say something I don't know,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Even think, and you trouble it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
She's got stage fright. Let's go to gym.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Hey, Jimmy, there we going, mate. What's in my bag?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'm gonna go redskins.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I love redskins. They are so good. No should I
reveal what's in it?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah? And Jim Baker's light thatcher for the crack.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's my international driving license.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Do you have one of them?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Just to organized it. I'm going to be I'm going
to write a scooter next time I'm in BALI.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah you heard.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Do you need a license to do that? Yes?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
You do?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah you do, but can.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Pay off police are if you get called anyway?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, exactly, But who.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Would be bothered? I got my international driving permit.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You are so funny that you put time into that.
Can you not drive? I'm a real like wolse when
it comes to that. I don't like being on scooters.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No, that's tough.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I'm tough. Well, all right, let's give away a bum
bag and maybe, just maybe, I'll put your own international
driving license in it, your names, your buzzes, and specify
being the first person to get three outs of the
greet wins again and we'll walk away with a money cut.
By Chrissy Swanso bumbag.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I'm going to hand this over to you, Jack so
that you can enjoy it in the songs.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's quite a pretty license.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You did.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You've given me the permit like terms and conditions, but
not the actual.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Question number one, Who joined Beyonce on stage first the
first time last night?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Meg, Yes, Meggie was daughter?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Romy it is?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
She looks like a dad.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm good at matching, matching parents to kids. She's more
like a dad.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Question number two. With the election fast approaching.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I wonder if that means that sir is like his mum,
because because Blue Ivey is correct, but wasn't actually started
life more like a dad? Question number two, with the
election fast approaching? What does a e C stand for?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Men?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Fast? Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
The Australian Electoral Committee.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
And also you started to say erection then you nearly said.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
That Jim the Australian Electoral Commission.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Correct one apiece Question number three.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Ten years ago today, Alessiakara released this song what's it called.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yourself? Whatever I do?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hang on, that's got a sample of one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Songs in it, does it?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yes? I think it's by Tricky.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, what's the name of the song.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
She says it a lot in that clip.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh oh my god, it's here. That's number four.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Celebrity Brook, Aussie celebrity cook Brook Bellamy has been hit
with plagiarism claims from Hume.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Jim, Yes, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Recipe correct the great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Nagi question number five.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Two points to Jim. One to make Jim. Question number
five is for the win.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
On a Mars Bar low on a Mars Bar logo?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
What color.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Is the Mars work? Yes, Jim red, it is red.
Well done. Maybe I'll put a little Mars Bar in.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Your Jimmy, Jim, let's go straight to mom for Mother's Day.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Done.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Great job. You have won that limited edition bum bag
Anna Baker's Delight voucher. But Meg, I'm gonna send you
a double path to the accountant to which is in cinemas.
Now take yourself to the film.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Yes, amazing, Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Get the popcorn pitch for it too. It's the Chrissy
Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You ever sort of accidentally looked into somebody's profile on
one of the platforms and then they've contacted you, and
then you have to move to out of space and
never be seen again.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Because that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It's a tricky thing to do.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I do have to say swan because the only way
that can happen on Instagram is if you accidentally like
an old photo or hit follow. Yeah, and on I mean,
I don't use Facebook, but if you would add them as.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
A friend, yeah, LinkedIn. Oh, I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I would never ever get caugh like this on Instagram
or Facebook.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
This is calma because you did a sweeping statement like
six weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I know about how you hate LinkedIn.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I didn't say I hate it. I see, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Understand stand it. You don't see the point I didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I didn't even think I had a profile. I do
well found out the hard way.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Oh no, because, oh my god, so I was let
me tell you the story. You are just going to be.
I'm gonna have to stand up because I'm sweating too.
I feel like I've just had a luxA.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, So picture this me in Bali with two friends
that I've known since grade five.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yes, of course, if you've got.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
A friend, an old friend like that, you talk about
people used to go to school with.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, people used to catch a tram with hot guys
you had crushes.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
On in ten out all of that, like, yeah, So
there was a lot of that going on. And I
asked my friend Joe about this one guy. There were
two guys that I thought were really really interesting. Have
you ever heard from this guy again? She goes, yeah, yah,
it's interesting. And then I said, and one of our
teachers had a really interesting son.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
She goes, yes, what was his name? And I said,
oh name? I went on too LinkedIn? No, she said no,
she googled him first.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The Sun or the Sun Yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And she goes, yeah, yeah, look he did end up
being an interesting guy. I said what job it is?
And she goes, oh, he's on LinkedIn. So I was like, oh,
I have a little look. So I go into the app.
I look at his profile. See what he's doing. He's
doing really interesting stuff. He was a really interesting teenager.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Okay, so you're now scrolling through these dudes LinkedIn as
if it's like a Facebook wall.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yes, but I don't. I'm not like friends with him.
I don't know what you call them on LinkedIn whatever, No,
but I think anyway, I looked and I said, yes, gosh,
so interesting.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
That was that?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And then I closed it down and you know, got
another cokeziz in the frit I mean, no fridges worked
harder than that one. Right the next day, I have
a message from this person.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And I'm like, what, how did he even know?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And this is not even your friend, this is your
friend's son.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's my old it's my grade five teacher's son, like
he would have known me from a bar of soap.
And then he goes, I think I must have to
see what he was doing. I had to click something.
That's the only way that I can, or.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
If your LinkedIn is logged in. I believe it is
logged in.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Okay, so they get a notification.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well that I've looked at.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yes, I'm deleted. So you were right. This is why
I don't have it anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It was so nice, of course, and he said we
don't know each other, which is absolutely correct.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He said, I believe that you were at school where
my mum was teaching. I was just.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I And then because I'm so hopeless, I told him
the story that you know, I'm here with.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Some old school friends of his name came up.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I just you would have overcompensated.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That's it. Then, I just that's it. I can't be trusted.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You should have stayed in BALI if I'm honest.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Have you ever been looking at someone's profile and they
knew about it?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Now, you just you can't go on.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Just for sharing your embarrassing story with us, we're going
to give you a two hundred dollars prize pack from
White Glow Teeth Whiting, So next time you're stalking, your
teeth can be white.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What did he know?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
How?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Because that's how LinkedIn works.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Mate, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You are listening to the Christy Swan Show, and it's
going to be the last time I say that, because
I'm gonna have to change my name and move to
a caravan san Remo, because I have embarrassed myself. We
were talking on holidays, me and two old school friends.
I was like, whatever happened to that guy? It's such
an innocent sentence, and everyone says that what happened to
(28:59):
that guy?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I've seen him since nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And because it's twenty twenty five, the first thing you
do is open Safari and start your investigative work.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
And my friend did that and said, yeah, he's really interesting.
Check him out. I think he's on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
LinkedIn and I went, oh, I've got that, and I looked,
and he knew that I'd looked, and then he sent
me he knew that I had looked.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I think it was like, I'm a connection. Now I've
got one connection yet him.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yes, that's what happens when you visit their profile.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, I'm going to have to delete it that in
twenty four to ten, have you ever been caught where
you shouldn't have been foxing around in someone else's business
and now you've just got to move to Poland and
change your name?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Hello Nicole, Hello Christy, how are you doing? I mean,
I'm embarrassed. I'm ashamed.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You know you can actually turn that feature off in LinkedIn,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I don't. Tom.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Can you please get Nicole's number. I want to step
by step account. I'm going to speak to her after
this break. I want to do it immediately.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Nicole, for that piece of advice, we're going to send
you a two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed
Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Hello Amy, Hi guys I actually, uh stalked one of
my exes and added him as a friend. I've never
been so fast to deactivate Facebook in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, okay, there's a few questions here. One is how
long ago was he your ex?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Maybe like a year or two?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Okay? And what were you hoping to find when you
were stalking him?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I honestly don't even know. I just got curious and
I'm like, oh, like, what's your life like now? And
started stalking? And yeah, it was mortified with my action.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
And did he reach out to you, Amy, like had
he made contact after seeing you tried to add him?
Or no?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You don't know?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
No, no, thank god. I just I don't know if
the activating Facebook helped it, but it made me feel better,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
What you deactivated Facebook over this?
Speaker 7 (30:54):
The minute the minute I noticed, I'm like, not, fye,
we gone?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Do you know what I would love?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I would love him montage of people's faces and the
sounds that come out of those faces the minute they
realize they've done it. Yes, it's like a gasp and
you you do not have a millisecond to wait before
you undo what you've just done.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
And you feel yourself go immediately read Oh my, it's awful,
Amy a two hundred dollars prize park from White Glove
for you. Let's go to Jenna.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Jenner fill us in. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
How are you mortified?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
You?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
I'm a similar boat, Chrissie.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Who were you looking up that you shouldn't have been?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Well? Look, my Tita has a new female director at work,
and I'm curious, was this person You're going to be worse?
So closely week?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
On his account? Who tried to show me a little
sort of thumbnail a suppose about going into her account
and I was like, well, that's when you passed me
the phone booming in on that photo going through look
to myself. So really I did the damage because now
I've thought him on her radar.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
And that is on LinkedIn Jenna, so she got that
notification straight away?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She did.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Awful for normal people?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Did she bring it up to him at work?
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Look, it's still very early days, so we'll see if
anything becomes with that.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
What So could I see people that have looked at
my profile?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah? You should be able to people are looking at
your wiki though they don't need to go to LinkedIn yourself.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
That's right where it says quite accurately. Chrissy recently had
her third child and ate a.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Whole Jenna two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed
Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Tom's only just oh have you not heard about that? Tom?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I wonder if it's still there.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Hello, el Hannah, it's Elana.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Hi, Hellolana.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
How are you going.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
I'm good guy.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
I talk to us about your Facebook moment. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
So it was a while ago when I first started
a new job and I met a girl week, I
don't have a little bit of a stalk the social media.
I went in a deep dive, went all the way
back to like two thousand and five, and I laughed
emoji at a photo of her that looks awful. You
know them seen it. Even if you undo it, it
(33:16):
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
They see it pops up.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
So what do I do? What did you say?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I just kind of I did nothing, just nothing. I've
worked with her now for five years and pretended nothing
has ever happened.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You've seen her every workday for five years and you've
never gone, Hey, this.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Isn't really the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Let's talk Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know what the problem is, Katy Perry. She can't
get a break.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And I reckon it started with that swish swish thing
years ago, and I saw a sight of her then
that I went.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh yeah, she changed there, your dag.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And then now she cannot shake it off, even when
she does fantastic performances like she did at the AFL
Grand Final, all of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
She can't shake the goof she.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Can't shake the bad press. She went to the space,
she went into space. We haven't even talked about that.
How embarrassing. She just looked just like a goof off, embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Just goofy, goofy, goofy. And it doesn't land.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And she's not selling out any tours in America. And
then she's paid homage to her eleven minute space trip
within the show with all goofy costumes. And anyway, the
latest is.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I want to like Katie.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I just want to because I love her back catalog.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So do I just stop doing lange?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Like, don't stop it, stop it, Catherine.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Stop it all Okay, But she's posted a lengthy statement
to Instagram.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She has and I'm not going to read it to
you because you will just lose.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Make it's in your favorite part.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Okay, here is my favorite part. There is actually something
good that she said in there.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
She says that a therapist once said something to her
years ago. And if you know what, trying to get
therapy in this country is like, don't bother ten sessions,
all this stuff you've got to go through hoops.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
But here she's giving you what she got from it
for free.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
No one can make you believe something about yourself that
you don't already believe about yourself. That's good. That's some
good stuff there. And then she says some other things
about she's a I'm on a.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Human journey, playing the game of life with an audience
of many. Sometimes I fall that I.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Care no you know what I want to say to
these artists as well, It's not that deep. Not everything
has to be so profound, And so I think that's
where we see the sort of inauthentic or inauthenticity.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I think, do you know who's great? Like just enjoying life?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Dua Lipa, Charlie XCX, all these people that were loving,
even Taylor to an extent, doesn't go as deep and
wacko as Catherine Perry.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Great, just so she does say I find people to
lock eyes within the audience and I sing with and
I know that we are healing each other. I'm trying
and do that with my kids in the kitchen with
the DeBie brothers. It's not that interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I like doing it on the street with strangers. Yeah,
I know you do, alright, my girl.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
M Nicole Kidman is look, I want to start a
new conspiracy theory here in that there there is actually
three of her. I was going to say two, but
there's actually three.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Nicole Kidman's this woman is releasing yet another series. Wow,
she's back in that Nine Perfect Strangers as the creepy
Russian Wellness Gurul Marsha.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I really enjoyed that first season that was shown in
Byron Bay.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
I don't know why I can't watch her.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I wonder what why.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I mean, Lord knows that there is a great small
goess board of options for me to choose. She's in
something new every five minutes, and I try them.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All, And I would think you'd like her because the
gays love you, and we also love Nicole Kidman, like
there's a ven diagram there where you guys should meet.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Maybe I'm just jealous.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Maybe maybe should we listen to the trailer of Nine
Perfect Strangers?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And I'm jealous for how long she spends out of
her house away from it.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Welcome everyone, we can begin.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
I invited you all here because sometimes you shouldn't deal
with pain gently.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Wait, this is not a spouse. She's going to bleach
our brains, darling.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Oh God, are we.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Actually supposed to drink this? You came to me a
broken woman, and your break can one to hear?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
God's that last bit of screaming was just me trying
to turn the television as soon.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
As I hear that.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
What is that accent?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
A Russian woman via Penrith.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Her accent is like terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And there you go around and there was some one Christine,
someone was in there goes going to bliech ol Breen.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Baransky, Baransky, She's fabulous.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
And the Aussie dude who was in the first season
of The White loadus.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
This is what happens. I sit down, I have my
cup of tea. I love it, I love it, I
love it. And then Nicole comes on and I go,
I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Well, for those of you like me who love it. It's
on Prime Video May twenty two.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, do you know what I do? Love you, and
I'll back here tomorrow to see you.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Tomorrow's last day that we give someone a chance to
win that six thousand dollars tennis bracelet, Get onto the
No Other Player and registered ALCA bike check.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot comsre You
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