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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, Hi, I'm good. How are you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm feeling very relaxed. I've got a scratch that I
haven't itched though. It was on my way in and
I said to you, Hey, I'm going to get a coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Do you want one?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes? That I look at the time, I realized I
didn't really have time. I had time to walk into
the coffee shop and have immediate service.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And action, but no time to play around and wait.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I had no time to pack the car and get
there and then go, oh no, there's a queue, and
then I would have had to have aborted missions.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Bad And given how late I was yesterday, probably en
good that we both arrived on time today.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
So yeah, I've got that funny.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I need a coffee thing, and I think we're going
to organize it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
For the first time ever, we've sent a boy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We have zach Is on it.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm really excited today, Swanni, because after three o'cloak, you
have to give this Logi's dress away.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm so excited and I've hatched to play. It's a
very Swanny plan.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Because everybody has to be a winner in your.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well not everybody, but there were three that really stood
out to me and I just can't. I don't have
it in me to say to two of them, sorry,
I know, I know you do, but I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Also, we are putting our third lucky contestant to the
air in Swan's Chapel Supernova to try and win this
unbelievable trip estates.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Listen. If you're only just finding out about it, now,
listen up. We are sending a young up and comer.
We're an old up and comer. It's not age, you know,
dependent over to the Chapel Roan concerts, and it's not
just to see it and have fun as per You
are going to be an honorary nova Supernova and you've
got a report back. There is a job to do.
(01:48):
It could be your break into the industry.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It could be we want a real review. But Swanny,
you get out of studio and please let him miss it. Chrissy,
because next Mystic Chrisy is going to be reading somebody's mind.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's what that smell was.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Wee in peturely the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm going to clear out because the smell of petuli
and urine is in the air.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Speke Savors is helpings with her mystical visions should have
gone to Speke Savers.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Stephania.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hello, I've got all of these words coming into into
my head, Steph, and one of them is acoustic. Is
there an acoustic version of like Tears in Heaven by
Eric Clapton that means something to you? Oh? Definitely, don't
just piss in my pocket, step.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
No, I know.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
No.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Well, basically, my brother passed away ages ago, and all
the time I'll play these songs and will just remind
me of him and he them.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yep, Wow, I reckon and there properche that is weird.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The word child free has come into my head. You
either are or you wish you were.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Right now, child breaks are not work. But honestly, sometimes
I'm surrounded by three beautiful children. They drive me up and.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Sometimes you just want to Have you ever heard of
I think it's called something like a runaway fantasy and
it involves Look, I'll be honest with you. Chrissy's in
the room now. This is not mystics sometimes and.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
It's a beautiful nightmare.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, it's a lovely mental adventure to just close your
eyes and imagine driving away forever and just getting a
new identity in Tamworth or something in the city life.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I'm glad that's finished. Get out of my head.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay you okay, you someone has ghosted you, or you
have ghosted someone because you found out that they thought
that you were tacky. They used the adjective and well
just a bit tacky.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You're attacking. I hate you.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Oh, not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But has anyone ghosted you over the last five ten years?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
No, I don't. Well, I don't know. I don't think
so everyone I see I still see comment. Yeah, No,
I think we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You have the collector gene and you fight against it
every day.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like Smurfs. You can't have one. You want the whole set.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You even even those you know, landfill things from the supermarkets,
Tazos and whatever. You tempted to even collect them. And
you've got to say, Stephanie, do not do that. You
don't need the full selection of Disney characters.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
No, but I do when it comes to clothes, and
it's something I really like. I need all colors.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, poor old thing.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You haven't fallen for the insufferable la boo boo craze
have you?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Oh my god, I'm looking at my labou as.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You say, staff be better. Come on, man, Oh my.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
God, I just got onto them. I'm like, I want
the more male.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What is your just an aside? This is Christy again.
What's your favorite like label of clothing?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Oh? Probably Portman's. But look, I'm a thrift I am.
If I find something and old, I want to find more.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, I'm going to finish with this. You like,
and I've got two more. You like cold things like
ice and air conditioning, And just.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Like if the air conditioning's out.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
In your car, you will just set fire to it
and start a new one. Cannot survive.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I love the cold. You can always rug up, I.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Say, you've got Sometimes you would like to go to
hospital and just check yourself in just for fun. Here
you're in my head. You love hospital, don't you?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Just you know, just something minor, but someone looking after me.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I don't do anything, yes, okay, Well you and Chrissy
both need to go to the same psychologists.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You can do it too, for one, because you have
the same issues.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Diatrists. Please, the psychologists can't give us any drugs.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ye're true.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hey, Steph, you have one a vip Specs Saviors voucher
for one pair of glasses or Sonnies and two hundred
and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do not spend that cash on the boo boos.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Oh my gosh, you guys.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Matechrisy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Love is in the air. Love is in the air, obviously.
Pam and Leam Neeson have got a new little story
of love every day. Pam Anderson. Of course, I'm speaking
of and latest. I didn't even know that she had
a new fella, new love. Jennifer Aniston has stepped out
with her new boo a street in New York. His
(07:00):
name is Jim Curtis.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do we know him?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I went straight to Instagram and found out that he
is very handsome and he is like a life coach.
hYP No, not, that's not him. I'm showing it to
you now. Yeah wait wait wait where is he? I'm
surprised that.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Jen Aison's gone for like a life coach, bilwerg Is
that him? I'm not surprised he's not.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
He is so handy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah he is, I get it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And that is Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend. I don't know
how old he is. She's in the fifties. She's still
only fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Chesty Jen Aniston. No, no, surely she's in her fifties, So.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She's fifty six. Pam Anderson's fifty eight. Her new boyfriend
Lame Neson is seventy three. And then earlier on in
the year, we found out that Meryl Streep's seventy six. Yes,
is banging on the door of Martin Short, it's seventy five.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I love this so.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Much, so do I. I selfishly love it too, because I'm like, man,
I've got so much time. I don't need to worry.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I love it because it gives me hope. You know,
it makes you go, oh, there's all these beautiful moments,
not just necessarily about partners and love and stuff, but
there's all these beautiful moments still ahead of you. Yes,
life is great.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
If you're in your seventies, still getting a kick and
getting a thrill out of you, getting new people and
crushing out.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And also have you noticed that the footy whenever we
see Martin Short and Meryl Streep together, or now Jennifer
Aniston and her new fellow Jim or Pamela Anderson and
Liam Neeson. They just look it looks uncomplicated, it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Does they look like, especially Pam and Liam, they look
really content and get the word.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And I feel like, if you meet somebody after you've
done the mess of kids and setting up your career
and paying them all and all that sort of stuff,
what is left after you've shifted out all the dirt
are those little nuggets of gold.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And you're sort of free to enjoy the connection.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and also enjoy whatever you want to enjoy in life. Yes,
it's really like the free will, is it? Your free
will is peaking exactly exactly?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And I wonder if we're right, because neither of us
are in that situation. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have
you found the one or have you found an amazing
love later on in life?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And is it as joyous as it looks?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Share your story with us and we will share with
you a double pass to the Friend which is in cinemas.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now you can take your new love to the movie on.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Us and maybe some of that hair thickening stuff, you know,
given the agent call it this is true. The Chrissy
Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan show we're talking about. It
is in the zeitgeist at the moment love come and
knocking on your door later in life that we've got
Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson. They've had another cute little
(10:15):
moment where they're obviously denying that they're in love, but
they had. They were forced to admit that they love
each other on television, and I think it's happened before
they've said it to each other. They went on too
Andy Cohen's show, Try Try watch what Happens Live. Oh
(10:36):
my god, I really wanted to say.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Watch what happens next, but I didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Anyway, They were asked how many times you've been in love?
And I want to give you the backstory? Obviously we
know that Pam and Tommy Lee would have been in
love at some stage, and Liam Neeson was madly in
love with his wife and has never denied anything. Yes, yes,
have a listen to their answers. How many times have
you each been truly in love? Wow? She doesn't want
(11:06):
to answer it because she hasn't said it to him yet.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wait, yeah, I think too.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yes, confirmed you imagine four ten? Have you found love
later in life?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah? Jennifer Addison has been spotted out with her new
fella there in their fifties. They look amazing, and of
course Merilyn Martin short and iconic couple. Hello Lisa, Hello, Hi,
tell me your late love story.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Well, my late love story is people think it's a
bit weird, but we don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh no, we love weird.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, that's more fun.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
I was forty seven when I met my now partner,
and he is nineteen years younger than me, and we
have a little one that's almost four.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Wait, so he's twenty eight, twenty nine.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
He was then. So I'm fifty four, so he will
be thirty five in September. And I gave birth at fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I was just about to say this isn't wow, this
is not adding up. You had a baby at fifty Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh my god, this was meant to be.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This was meant to be. That baby needed to be
born to you.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And you're you're hot young man.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Yeah, I'm very lucky.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So Lisa, did you well you did you have a
previous relationship that in the forty seven years before.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
Yeah, I've been married before. I now have a thirty
one year old, a sixteen year old, and one that's
nearly four.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So what is different about the relationship that you're enjoying
now later in life.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I think because I don't. It's not that I don't care,
but I'm not going to put up with rubbish, you
know what I mean. It's like, Okay, I'm here. If
you want to be here, that's great. I don't know
if it's because he's mature. I'm immature that we meet
in the middle to somewhere and it just worked.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
And how did your son take it, Lisa? Was he
really cool about it?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I imagine being sort of close to the age of
your new partner, that might have been a bit weird.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Yeah, it was a little bit weird. We joke when
they're great mates. We joke when he'll say something, I'll say, oh,
Stepdaddy said, and he jo jo.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Right, it's just a joke.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
But before he met my younger son, who was only
eight at the time, my older boy's like, no, I've
got to meet him first, you know, because I was
very respectful of that, I didn't have him round the kids,
even though the other one was old enough.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Kids first.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes, absolutely, yeah, Well I love that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
So we were were so we're right. It is different. Yeah,
later in life.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Lisa, we're going to send you a one hundred dollars
gift pack from Naoxen for Thicker, Fuller hair.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And Lynette, how is what's your Later in Love stone?
Later in Life love story?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
My husband and I ex husband now separated. I was
fifty three. Then I met a new partner and we
were together for two years, and then he up and
died on me.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh is a sad story. In the two years, in
the two years that he was still alive, was a
different two year old old relationship.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
It was it was we were living separately because we'd
kill each other if we were living together, and it
was just there was no expectation, nothing. It was just
totally different. And we're only we're eight years part so
it was just meant to be. We went traveling, we
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did everything in those two years.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Linnette, I'm really sad to hear that he's not around anymore.
But is there a part of you that goes At
least I had two years of like beautiful love.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes that time together, jump on hingelin out and find
someone new. Looks third times a charm.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
I can't be bothered.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I hear you the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You're listening to the Christy Swan show on No Over.
Let's go clicking.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
Chrissy's clickit.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
The subtext the subtext for this next story about Beyonce
Knowles and her mom is mom. You know when your
mom's not the embarrassing mama.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
And also you would if you were Tina Knowles's daughter,
you would be saying that every day.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
She's really into it, isn't cheap, really lives for it.
She's on tour with Beyonce all the time. And she
sat down with the gorgeous Kate Hudson, who's got a podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
God, I love Kate's same.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
And and she said this the other night was the
last show, and and Olkra and Gel were there, and
when my grandchildren came up, they all had their cameras, oh,
because they were like, I can't believe you get to
sexcited because I get up to the front of a
riser and I'm just screaming the whole time, and I'm like,
I have no shame.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I'll post twenty five.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Videos and then I get a car and vice I'll
be like, mamma, can you not poles? Almost like, come
on now, when are you ever going to start posting?
Speaker 10 (16:18):
You don't mean to do and you do it to worch.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I mean, how.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
How long has Beyonce been one of the greatest performers
of all time? Well over twenty years now, I'd say
it's like thirty and her mom is still posting as
if she's at the High School of Stetford. I just
think it's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I was about to say, I so badly want to
throw shade on Tina, but like your daughter's Beyonce, Like
Beyonce needs to realize she's got a mama that loves
her and still appreciates what she can.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Do, yes, and can see her separately from being a daughter,
from for being the most extraordinary performer, one of the
most extraordinary performers of our time.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
And then swany that love and passion has probably been
reignited by seeing Blue Ivy see your granddaughter like and
Blue Ivy's dancing has improved so much.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Too much, so much she might have it. I mean,
she is a pure bread.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I mean, look, you can say what you want about
Beyonce's mum, but it's a lot better to post twenty five,
you know, stories after thirty years of performing than the
response I got from my mum. The other day she
called it to forty five. Yeah, what am I doing it?
Two forty five? Anyway? She goes, why don you get
back to me? And I said, I'm on air. I'm
on a live I'm on a live radio show. I
(17:33):
have been doing it for years, two to four talking
to my friends, my peeps.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
And she goes, oh, I.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Forgot see with Beyonce scenario. As a mother, you just
get an angry call. Like as the daughter, you just
have to deliberate call. In your situation, you have to
pay a therapist.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I talk about it very true.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I tell you who's going to have to pay a therapist.
Travis Barker's son, Now he has kids with one of
the Kardashians, the boring one, is.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That, right, Courtney? Yeah, Rocky baby Rocky.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh that's right. I thought you said Rocky like they
named the baby r Ki. Rocky's not as good as
Rocky Racky. Anyway, he's got kids from a previous relationship,
A grown up son's for one of a better word
called landon was to tell me you were born in
the two thousands of anyway, he's twenty No, he's twenty one,
(18:32):
and he has a twenty year old girlfriend who looks
great in a bikini, and she has posted her name
is Scarlet Scarlet Saunders, and she's posted a photograph on
her Instagram page of her in a bikini. She her
lips looks sore.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's a fresh job Overfield.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
And Travis Barker, ostensibly her father in law, has liked it.
Another one of those Dad.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
No, if I was land in the sun, I wouldn't
want to deal with it myself.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Do you know what I would do?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I would call Courtney and be like, you go and
roast that baby daddy slash boyfriend of yours?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That is a good wow? Would you deal with that?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I don't want to have that conbo with my dad.
So you go to I mean I never would, but
you go to You go to the girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why wouldn't Travis Barker know that it's okay to, you know,
have her as a follower or follow her yourself. But
you can only really like the photographs where you're not
looking at her busies. No, you can only like the
ones of him, of her and your son together correct
or her making cookies or something.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That sounds weird.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
But do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You can like food or the fact that she loves
your son. You cannot like what she looks like. Look
in a bikini stretched out on a bed.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, welcome back to your Wednesday Christy Swan Show. We're
getting down to the pointy end of this amazing competition
where we're sending somebody over to the Chapel Ron Concerts.
I don't even know what city we're sending them to.
Do we know yet?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't know if we even know yet. I certainly don't.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It is os though, so get your passport ready.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And we know it's in America.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Great, fabulous if you want to go to America, see
Chapel Right, but you've got a job to do. You
can't just go and enjoy yourself. No, no, no, you
have to report back. You're going to be our official correspondent.
Head to the Nova player out there are still I'm
going to say, two.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
More slotsy two more chances to be an honorary super Nova.
But next Chrisy's Quizzy and today Swany. Stuffed inside the
bum bag is a two hundred and fifty dollars voutcher
from Appliances Online.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my god, if you need somebody to walk you
through what you need to buy for your goosh.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
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free removal, price match, and twenty four to seven support.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Magic.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
God, they've got a bit happening there, somber now for
your Wednesday. On the Christy Swan Show, it's undressed.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
The Christy Swan Shows.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
He on his way.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Oh no, I'll be a lot of trouble if we
keep talking about that the Christies Show, or no, but.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
He come back, Chrissies Quizzy, do.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Not talk about that again. Hello Bill, Hi, you know
one of the great How old are you? Bill? Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
God, I thought you were sound so much younger.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Do you know the great song by the Fifth Dimension
that goes, oh, well you're marrying it. I love you
so I always a will. Oh it's the most gorgeous song.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put that on my playlist.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It was pretty underwhelmed by it.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
No, Phil, It's always cool when your name is in
a song, isn't.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It it is?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was obviously not that one.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Hello Elana, Hello Alana, Elana, Alana, Hello Lancey Lana.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We're going to go to someone else.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Bill, you win, Ja, Maybe we'll put Maybe we'll plot
Bill against Emma.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Maybe Emma can come in. We've got Evelyn.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hello, Evelyn, Hello, how are you so good? What shoes
have you got on today?
Speaker 13 (22:36):
What shoes have I got?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
I've got cleaner, I've got made, I've got chef shoes.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
She thought you meant like I'm.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Naming everything that I'm doing for everyone else.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I'm so confused. Even I felt like Britney spears for
a second. That's what Britney spears, not feel like people
just speaking words and her going.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
What Christy was expecting you to say, like a pair
of birkenstocks or Haveviana.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
I've got my runners on.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
I'm running after everyone else.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I wear runners every day too. For the same reason, Evelyn,
we're going to get a bum bag onto you? Can
you get a bum bag onto you for that reason?
Or maybe it's gonna go to Bill. You are plotted
against each other. Your names are your buzzers. It's the
best of five, which means the first one, two three
gets the bum bag, and it's got a big, hulking
prize in it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Today two hundred and fifty dollars voucher from appliance is online.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What appliance are you after? By the way, if you
had that prize in your hand, Evelyn, what would you get?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
I would have to get a new washing machine?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Boring? Bill? What would you get?
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Probably one of those Ninja drink Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
My god, the slushy.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, I've got one, Bill is she's pretty good? Oh
it is amazing. Okay. Question number one, teachers in which
Australian state are striking today? Bill? Bill correct? Question number
two eternity one and obsession are fragrances that belong to
which beauty brand?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Obsession?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
By Bill?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Sorry, just Evelyn just spoke over you.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
No, everly.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Correct. Jerry Halliwell is celebrating a birthday today. Obviously Melbe's
personal assistant is going to get straight onto that post.
What was her nickname in The Spice Girls?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Evelyn?
Speaker 15 (24:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Evelyn?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Uh, come on?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh my god, Jerry the Redhead correct?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Two points to Evelyn, one point to Bill. Question number four, which.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
US billionaire and former talk show host is heading down
under later this year? Bill? Yes? Bill?
Speaker 15 (25:02):
Oprah?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Are you going to go? Bill? You're a mad Oprah fan?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No? Why not?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
She's not my girl.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Who's your girl? Who are you a mad fan of?
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't know, actually not none of them.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Probably Christy Swan was the answer to mate, I'm right here, Bill,
I'm right here, alrighty two points to build. It's Evelyn.
Question number five, Bill only.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Loves me for my bum bag, he does? What are
we up to?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Question number five? In which city is Studio fifty four located?
Speaker 9 (25:38):
Yes, Evelyn, Oh, New York City?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Correct? Evaln You are going to be the sexiest cleaner
and taxi driver around with your runners in your bum bag.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And you're two hundred and fifty dollars out.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're laughing next to me, and you're going to get
a washing machine. So your life is over pretty much.
Bum bag runners and a washing machine. Please go and
get yourself signed nice. Go and get yourself something fun
that doesn't involve helping other people from appliances online.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
Please promise me, I will promise you I won't get
them a washing machine.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Then no, go in honestly, go online and get something
absolutely frivolous.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
And Bill, guess what, brother, I'm going to send you
a two hundred and fifty dollars bout you from Appliances
Online as well well.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Bill the Sloping Machine.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is your Appliances Online's legendary service includes free next day delivery,
free removal, price match, and twenty four to seven supports.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Haven't we had a bit of fun recently with this
Logi's dress? Yes, So I decided I'm doing a big
clothes clean out. I've literally got things in every size.
I'm like Rockman size size eight to twenty six.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
No wonder this clean out of your Narnia closet is
taking so long?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is epic.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You've brought the dress in today though.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's the night after the morning after the logis, I
was doing another round of cleaning out and I came
across the dress that I won my twenty eleven LOGI
and it sounded like this.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
And the TV Week LOGI goes to christ.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
She was so excited. Was such a magical night. This
dress has magic in it. But I'm never gonna wear
it again. God, what am I going to go to
the supermarket in it?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Did you dry clean it?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's magic?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It has been dry clean to hang on.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Let me smell it.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
No, super lucky pits.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
There is no sup luky pits. Despite me sweating like
a stalker on the night, don't you are anyway? I'm
going to give it away, and I've asked everybody. Look,
if you've if you've got a really good reason to
want this dress, let me know and you might get it.
And there are three standouts. And you know, I'm not
good with choosing no.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Because you don't understand that life's not fair and not
everyone's a winner.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well they are actually because well I can make it so.
So the three standouts are from Rockley, who called us
yesterday and she couldn't believe that I was giving away
the dress.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It was shocked.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
She's going to work function at the Great Cloud Land
in the Valley in Brisbane, and I think that this
is too much for that.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
To be honest, I think she'd stand out like a
sore thumb.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And I understand why she wants it, but I'm gonna
nat if you're listening, I'm gonna call you later and
we're gonna have a chat about vibes and sizes and
i'm gonna sort you out.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You've taken on the rollers and that's stylus pretty much.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, And I'm gonna have something that fits her, and
if I don't, I've got some beautiful friends that will alright.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So that's that sort of I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
You'll be amazing at Cloudland, but it won't be in
my Logi's dress.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Next you lost.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Next one I loved.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Was Casey from the Gold Coast, who serenaded me with
a poem and she joins us, now, Hello, Casey, Hey Swanny,
Hey Jack, Hey Casey.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Can you give us a little refresher course on the poem?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Pluse?
Speaker 16 (28:51):
Okay, I can do that my own, my what a gown?
Give it to me? So I could we talk of
the town. Please choose me to be the new owner.
I promise you. I donator. I know one thing's for sure.
I'm Chrissy's figure supporter. My table talk topic Chrissy's Leggy's dress.
Speaker 14 (29:06):
Water you.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I mean, you're amazing, and the effort that went into that,
I mean ten out of ten. But here's the thing.
I feel like the dress it needs to have a
new life because I reckon you will love it and
it'll be a great joke and you'll get a lot
of cute dos for it.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
But then it's going to hang in your cupboard.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
So your lost, Casey, you came second.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
No, but Casey, you said something really interesting in the chat.
You go, I would wear it everywhere. I would be
insufferable after interview. Oh my god, amazing. So what I'm
going to do after we hang up is I'm going
to have a chat with you and we're going to
talk through other things that might be as insufferable, and
(29:50):
I'm going to send you something else. Okay, amazing, but
you lost. You didn't lose. You've got a farm. Yes,
you got to far more appropriate thing, and it might
be bigger. Now let's move on to the winner. Clearly,
when somebody calls me and uses the words karaoke championships
(30:14):
and repurposing the dress into some sort of magical cape
and wearing it as a contestant singing a John Farnham song,
who am I to go against what the universe is giving? Harlem,
(30:36):
you are the winner of my twenty eleven Logis dress.
Speaker 15 (30:39):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
This time you're playing to win, Harlem.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Now, in case anybody missed your amazing story, please give
your pitch again for this feathery Georgette boned frock.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
I'm going to be wearing it on stage. I'm going
to repurpose it into a long flowing with the feathers
and beating of centerpiece, and I'm going to wear it.
I'm fay singing John Farnham, Oh my god, playing to win.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Win goosebumps and my boobs are tingling. I couldn't have
dreamt of a better home for this dress. She was
a star in twenty eleven, and she will be a star.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Again, She's sure will.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
But Harlem, we cannot risk you having stage for it
like you just did then. I hope you learned the
song and like rehearse in the dress before the championships.
Speaker 15 (31:34):
In fact, will.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Let's pull that music down now, Harlem, as the winner
of my twenty eleven logis dress, please take us out
with whatever part of playing to win you love?
Speaker 15 (31:46):
Okay, if you want me, come and get me. You
don't ever chance if you don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yes, go Harlway. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Hey, we want to make someone else a winner and
send them to La to see Chapel Roan being honorary
Supernova and review her concert. Register via the Nova player
up for Swans Chapel Supernova we're putting someone else in
the running.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Next the Cray Swan.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So we are about with somebody else in the drawer
with a chance to head over to America. We found
out that it's Los Angeles. Yeah, I mean, if you don't,
Harvey mind to be our official soup and over our
reviewer for the Chapel Roan tour. And she has released
some new photographs of herself. She looks like a bank
teller on Smoko. She's got like a little she's got
(32:36):
a little pair of tailored to check pants on and
a white blouse.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
That is a blouse. Okay, that's not it's a blouse
and a bob. But she doesn't look like her at all.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
And she's send in her caption on Instagram, you don't
understand how bad I want to bob now and Chapel
unless you are applying for a role at A and Z,
do not get a bob. It does not suit.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
It's a good disguise though she doesn't look like Chapel
and Las.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Alright, let's do this.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Chase new song.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
This Subway is out now and available everywhere Swansttle Supero.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, the Subway is out but this comp has a
little reference to probably my favorite Chapel Rohan song, red
Wine Super and Nova. So your face, Yeah, I know
you would expect it to be Pink Pony Club. Yeah,
what is it? Babe?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Good luck, babe, Good luck babe.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Sorry, I've just popped my earphones out.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Red Wine Super and Nova feels fitting though, given it
has the word nova in it.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Correct and our the face of our entire network called
Super and Nova's. They're the ones you see out giving
away stuff and phoning in. They're that were a very
important part of this radio station, and we need a
new one. We need one that we are sending over
to America, over to Los Angeles in October soon to
cover the Chapel Roone concerts for US correspondent if you will.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
And review it as a prefer though, we need to
know that you can be professionally correct.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
If you're listening to this and you think you've got
what it takes, head to the Nova Player app and
let us know. There's two more chances. Hello Isabella, Okay, Chrissy,
how's it going. Hey? Oh, you've got a great voice
for radio. We love the husk. So that's tick ticks.
Speaker 14 (34:15):
So far oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Hopefully it's a permanent thing. And just you know you
didn't go out and have an absolute bender last night.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
This is my voice, all right, Well you.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Know how this works?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yes, okay. So what's your favorite Chapelone song? Isabella?
Speaker 14 (34:32):
Oh my god, Well it is definitely red Wine super Nova.
I think that she's got the sweetest voice ever.
Speaker 17 (34:38):
I think anything I've got to start the time, I've
got to start the time Isabella to take. She's taken it,
she's tagging it alrighty your review of red Wine super
Nova your favorite Chapelerone song and Chrissy's starts now perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So red Wine super and Nova.
Speaker 14 (34:54):
She sounds so angelic, she sounds so sweet. It's such
a touchy song. And I think it goes even deeper
than that. I think it's such a relatable song, relating
to when you first fall in love in those intense,
incosticating feelings. I would say, yeah, And she thinks the
storyline so well, and it's the most amazing song.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Is a Bella that was amazing.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
Thank you, you go so much.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
You're going to be hard to beat, my girl. I
like the cud of your jib.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The final chance to get in the running is tomorrow,
so registered by the overplayer up good luck Isabella.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Speaking of Justin Bieber Chrissy's clique, he has released a
film click to Go, with one of the album tracks
off his newish album call the New the latest album
swag it was. It was released a few weeks ago.
I've listened to it. I listened to it immediately. It
is good, it is great. Daisy's is my favorite song.
(35:54):
We just played it.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I love how to be distorted in the guitar.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, it's sick, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
My favorite would have to be the first track, swany all.
I can take It's so.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I mean, look when I this is track one, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
As soon as I was, I had a bit of
trepidation because you and I have been worried about him, worried.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Sick, sleepless, He hasn't looked well.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Anyway, I found the album hit player was driving at
the time and the first track came on, and straight.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Away I went, oh, he's fine. I mean, he's fine.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Nobody that is what? What like that you're worried about?
Can release something like that?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
And then the song that he's just released the video
for that icon, Haley and Jack is so beautiful to.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Jack is his baby, And that sounds like he's sounds
like he's got a guest singer on, but that's him,
just with a treatment over it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
That is. Can I throw shade on one song?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
So there's one song on it that I had to
like skip over.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
There's always one skip.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
It's called go Baby, and it's just the first line.
It just it's the definition of cringe.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Come on, man, what's the chorus? Is it all sort
of boys to men vibe? Yeah? See, I don't mind
that really, Yeah, I don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Gold Baby.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It is a little bit boys to men. Yeah, But
I don't know. I'm not worried about him anymore.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
That first line about like glass, it just sounds like
you haven't even tried to write a cool song. You're
just labeling things that your girlfriend does.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And it is a bit teen, isn't it. And you're
a grown man with a child. Yeah. The film club
is gorgeous. Look it up. It's just like two beautiful
people and they're beauty, impossibly beautiful baby having a holiday
that none of us will ever have. It's magic. Now,
next story is a cabby. Oh my god, So London
cabby's are they have to do like a degree. They
(37:48):
have to do a three year qualification. And that's why
if you're ever lucky enough to get to London, you
can get into cab anywhere, say in a dress, and
nobody's looking it up. It's believable, it's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
I was in London a month ago and only just
realized the what they have to go through. Swanye and
my mom and dad. Dad's like, no, let's get an uber,
Let's get an uber.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
And I refuse.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I said, no, no, no, you have not experienced London unless
you've gotten in one of these black cats.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Extraordinary. And I'll tell you what. Someone was very lucky
that they chose a London Cabby over an uber because
they left their Ermez Burken handbag in the back. Now,
I'm not a labels person, and I do not have
a bag that's expensive, but the Burken is an iconic bag,
and they are up to one hundred thousand pounds yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
To buy a bag that's what to three hundred.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, they can go up to two hundred two, three hundred.
I mean go up to two hundred to three hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well I need to I.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Mean that's ridiculous. By the way, but if you if
your house and land package.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I know, I think it would be indoreaes sird. But
if you are a billionaire, if you have four hundred
million dollars in the.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Bank, you still don't need two or three hundred tomorrow. Anyway,
I was left in the back of the cab and
the London caddy tracked it down using like SBU level
detective work.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Last No, you was my last job. I saw this
in the back.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Luckily nobody else got because.
Speaker 11 (39:17):
We are lucky with you.
Speaker 13 (39:19):
I looked in your bag obviously to get try and
get us some contact details, and I found the lounges
at the lounge and Dubai. I contacted the buyer to
get your number and they contacted me and that's when
you got your number.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
It's only your bag.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
That is ten out of ten customer service with one.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Hundred thousand pounds and he got a reward of two
hundred pounds. I reckon I'd be regretting them. I honestly
doesn't pay the Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
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podcast dot com.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
Do you