August 13, 2025 • 41 mins
Yes, we’re still talking ALL about Taylor today! But first, Jack’s mum Wendy isn’t a fan of the next season of The Block happening in her suburb and Chrissie’s mum, Patti isn’t happy about her council’s change in building height restrictions, so we find out who else’s parents are particularly protective of the happenings in their suburb. Plus, who is stealing stuff on Facebook Marketplace?!
(00:00) It's Whacky Wednesday!
(02:20) Mystic Chrissie!
(07:00) Are Your Parents Protective Of Their Suburb/Postcode?
(15:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(21:35) Chrissie's Quizzie
(28:30) Luke's Facebook Marketplace...Disaster!
(37:20) Chrissie's Clickbait #2
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's wacky Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jack, Oh, my favorite word whacky.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know I am so easily influenced. I really am.
I look at something and I have to have it
crack crack opendc Why wouldn't you? I mean word word
combination of the year. And I know it's only August.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, I know what you're going to say here, and
I'm going to give you a drum roll because it
is so good. No, I'm not. Someone's taking my drum roll,
so just do it with your mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Ready, sounds like a motor boat. Fridge ciggy the
best combination of two words to describe a diet coke
that there is. But back to my very easily influenced rave.
I'm eating pat because I literally was served something in
(00:56):
my algorithm that said, are you low in copper? I
didn't even know you could be low in copper?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Like, wait, is that a thing for humans?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes? Apparently, and you find it in liver and I'm
not going to eat liver, but I do like paate.
That's what I'm having.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And it is all over your left nostril, isn't it. No,
it was pate.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You had yogurt earlier on both sides of your mouth
or what's that yoga?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Who knows it is whacky? Wednesday after after three o'clock,
we will be giving away a bum bag and Chrissy's Quizy.
We're going to dive further into these ts twelve easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes that we may have even created a sog of
our own because we're desperate. Thank you so much for
telling me about that pate on my nose because some
people wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, of course I hate those types of people. I agree,
Man up and tell you mate. Hey, next though, missed it,
Chrissy Swannie, You've got to get out.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I better go.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We are welcoming missed it, Chrissy into the studio to
read somebody's mind.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Chrissy swan show call me Troy, No mere, Christy Soldiers
book it everywhere the Christy s Wader. I've got to
wipe my nose and let miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Christy in okay, bye, specs Savors is helping Chrissy with
her mystical visions.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Christy Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is the voice of Chrissy's booker.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yuck you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm normally not like a booger person.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, you're not. I'll call you out. Also, I can't
see anything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, something happened. It's just something happened.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe it was the pat Maybe you paid. Aren't for
each other?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Ches Hey mister Chrissy. Hey, yes, say Jack?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Hey Jess? How's your Wednesday going?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's gaygeous, bucking up the wrong tree. He's very hot though.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're gotta try everything once.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Have you tried it once?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It wasn't great?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We rest just hanging out at your place. Just why
do I hear evanescence?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
When I was a kid, I was a big, big fan.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We are you? Yeah, that's why I can hear it?
Isn't that weird? I could hear it loud and clear?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
How good was my immortal? What a song?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I thought you were trying to find it?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, I wouldn't be in here, of course it would.
Oh no, you're dead right? Absolutely cry?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Why do all of your tears?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Are you they're still?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Great? Great?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Sorry that just took me back to being like an
emotional teenager who's never faced any trauma in their life.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I know, didn't we know it all back then?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Tediz. We had no idea how bad life was going
to get Okay, you have no super and you're worried
about having to move into a public toilet booth when.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
You're so wrong, I've got an impressive super. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well I just I did just write down super, so
I was just saying my super situation, not yours.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But just seeing as we have a connection, why is
your super so great?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Well, when you look up like the average of what
you should have for your age, I'm like, really triple
what they assume you should have.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Have you been putting stuff aside?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I've only just started doing that in the last year.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We see you at the public toilet booth, but I'll
be living there. I mean, you'll be just wing in it.
You can be quite blunted, Jess. That is a word
that has been used to describe you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And also do you know what else I can see?
Do you know? I don't even know if there's still
around a shop called Lush with really yummy smelling things.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yes, there is one near me.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you love it or did you love it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Like for a while, my mom was very big on
like making her replicating her own Lush product.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can see did she does? She have a lot
of like hanging baskets with plants, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
She's got so many hanging wind chimes though, it's like.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Because I've got hanging here macramaate or something.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Okay, Oh my god, you were on.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
One last hit Mystic, dressed up like a million dollar
trooper trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What wasper?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you know the song putting on the rits? Jess?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I do I know the song?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
What's the significance there?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't know. I'm like, when you were singing it then,
I'm like, it brought back in merory. But I don't
know what it is. Is this from a show or movie?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I feel like it was. I don't. I don't really know.
I was just channeling it there and I've got no
idea what it means.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Maybe one for your psych dive into that. Hey, Jess,
you've got a VIP Spec Savors voucher and two hundred
and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Chuck that straight into your super E's.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The block just keeps on going from strength to strength,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's just a tried and tested form. I don't think
we'll ever end.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I think it will eventually, but you know, we
might be dead by the time it's over.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
We'll be stuffed like Scottie Cam's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Dog Varallet, Rosie and Lizzie. Current series is on at Dalton.
I remember where we were last year when we realized
that it's going to be there. We've now found out
that next season. There will be a next season, and
it's going to be on a road old Mornington Road
in Mount Eliza, in Victoria, so b Sad Bayside and Beachy.
(07:33):
There will be lots of Japanazi candy whatever they call
us the Little Hyrid. But you know who else lives
in Mount Eliza?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Wendy?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your mom, my mom, and my dad David.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yes, but let's talk about Wendy. Yes, she's lived there
for how long?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
We've been there since two thousand and two?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Right, long time?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
A long time.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I mean arguably she would say we were here before
it was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, she would oh, without question that question.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So she's there. How as soon as I've realized that
it was going to be filmed at Manalyizer because you
know the block. It's a great show, beautifully run, but
it is a disruption there's lots more traffic. I mean,
there's how many plots here? One, two, three, there's ten?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, And what we don't see on the show and
people might not realize, is like we obviously see the
contestants in Scottie and Shelley and the trades. There's a
lot of trades, but then there's another hundred production crew
with minimum minimum camera operators, makeup audio. This is all
the trucks every there. Yeah, catering. It's insane. So Mom
emails me two days ago once his article. She discovered
(08:41):
it from the weekend and she just forwarded it to
me and said, I'm not sure I'm happy about this
exclamation mark. We will need more coffee shops exclamation mark.
And then I said to her, Mum, it's a great thing.
It's great for Manalyizer, it's great for the morning to peninsula,
and it's also perf it's a perfect spot for the block.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It is perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They call, you know, there's the Mountainizer village which people
will flock to. There's a Baker's Delight there they can
get there.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Are they going to open in more cafes?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well? She then said, well yes. Your dad laughed at
me when I was winging about our hidden gen beaches.
We're going to lose them.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Ah, I love it so much. She's going to be
talking about this, not just next year during the film.
She will be talking about that to anyone that will listen.
In fact, she may go down the road to get
a few rolls from Baker's Delight, and she'll be gone
for seven hours because she's also been going to be
having that conversation with everybody else that she passes. I
(09:39):
agree that the local residents when there's a change, Yes,
they cannot stop talking about it. And I know this
because my mum. There has been a recent change to
how high you can build something. I feel like maybe
it was three stories and it's been increased to twelve.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wow, big jump.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, she she has told everybody that will I mean
I saw her telling Murphy my kavoodle in the corner
of the kitchen because she'd already gone through everybody. She
cannot They get obsessed, yes, and it's because they love
their suburb. I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
They're protective of their postcode. What does she say to you? Like,
how does the conversation go?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can you imagine the shadows? And similar to Wendy Yeah,
twelve stories. Even if there's only two apartments per story,
that's twenty four whole new families. I won't be able
to shop in my own village.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I mean that's a real concern for pat. I get
it that in twenty four ten?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Are your parents fiercely protective of their postcode? What is
what's grinding their gears about the changes that are afoot
in their own backyard?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
List?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
What night?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
What's triggered them? We'll give you a Baker's Delight vouch
of sharing. Hey, mom, if you're listening, what if they
open a new wine bar?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
First?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Show blocks coming to man Eliza and your mum Wendy
is mad about it. Yeah, my mum lives in a
council called Bud and they have raised the height that
you can build two to twelve stories.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Our parents are protective of their postcodes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And a little bit snobby as well.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, totally story.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it comes down to that, Like Mum's like that
is twelve more families do not exist. They're not making
more landing Glandara.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I want to just build in dear part talk about
this irl I would live for it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Man. Oh, she's got a lot of ideas for the council,
don't you worry?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Thirteen twenty four to ten and your parents protective of
their postcode?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Hello, kel Hi to your parents. Up. Isn't it funny
when they just get so outraged progress?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Yeah, we've got construction happening in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
How dare they?
Speaker 9 (12:06):
And on the weekend?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
But you know it's like they can jam that damn
mail gun. And then she's at the window like missus mangleo,
wonder what they're doing now? They got to do brick
permalm Oh okay, Oh they're taking a fence pental down.
Oh look the truck's coming in on my Oh my lord?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Are they is that? Is your mum? Like a heritage
sort of person. She's like, Oh, it's not even going
to look like my suburb anymore.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
No, She's more like, yeah, the houses are way too big.
They're too there's too much big houses and they're all gray.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So yeah, not a modern gay Kelly. We're going to
send you a baker's light.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I love how she knows the material going to the
n Pamela or whatever. I'm pressed Dayla. Hello, Hi.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Actually this happened yesterday, so I got and Mum was
really angry because the councilor has kind of planted about
twenty trees in our street and allegedly she's planning on
ripping them all out.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay, I thought trees are a good thing. Why does
she hate these trees?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
She thinks they're going to block our views when they
grow and make her believes the world drops.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I mean, she's probably right. Did they did Did they
tell her they were going to do that the council No,
they just do it.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
They've done it's about four times now, maybe, and none
of them have lived past the little seedling state.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I wonder why.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh definitely they've been pulling them out, and frankly, I
don't blame them.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Baker's Delight voucher for you, Jaylor. Let's finish with Vicky
on thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey VICKI, Hi, guys, so good. Where do your parents live?
And should they be cos.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
They're in the fabulous suburb of Talking and it's now
a suburbs i'd lived along.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
My mom tells me, well.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I was gonna say, you know, I grew up in
Victoria and just to hear you say the word suburb
of talkie and a talkie is a town.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Yeah, well that's what they still believe the seventies.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
But Harvin Gale, do truly believe. I think they own
the town.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What are their names? Please say them again, Parking, say
the name. Say the names again of your parents again,
hal and Gale, Harvar.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Fancy and give us some examples of what a conversation
would sound like. What are they complaining about, Well, you're
not going to.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Get a car park now down the street, or but
everyone's down there doing the grocery shopping.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
You won't have a hope. There's just no hope.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Have you all the positionships for dinner yet? If you
don't orderstionships by two o'clock, the Q will be out
the door, down the block, around the corner, and you
won't have hope.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I just don't know what to do for dinner to night.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
There'll be nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
There's probably no chicken sleft for the Wooly.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The one show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Let's go clicking. Chrissy's clique Swift and Swift Deocrats are
waiting with baited breath over the next installment of information
Visa The her twelfth studio album, We Know its Name.
She told us yesterday life of.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
A show Girl, the life of a show girl, of.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
A show girl. But that's all we know. We've got
to wait for Travis Kelcey's podcast to drop tomorrow morning. Yes,
she's doing the entire podcast with him, and hopefully it's
all about that because I don't want to sit through
information about tries and football.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Nah, an hour of gronk's gronking is not what we're after,
thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Actually, that is a new podcast from Maddie.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
John's whose podcast is on the Nova Network, and we
love well.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Needs to be changed to an hour of a gronkink.
I don't think that's great.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That actually is great.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh hang on, Is gronk a derogatory term?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I think? Look, I wouldn't say it about someone I
love for I'm trying to compliment, But if you'll take
it back, if you can admit that you're a bit
of a gronk, like Travis Kelsey is a bit of
a gronk. He's got gronk energy a bit.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And if you want to see him go full gronk,
get get a copy of your g Q magazine. Used
to be called Gentleman's Quarterly is now gronk Quarterly.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I mean that cover of Trav is the definition of
a gronk.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The problem is is that Travis's face is staring out
from Gronk Quarterly and he's in like a fur hood
but it looks like a Barry GiB from the BEG
style wind machine hairdoo doesn't it does? And he's pretty.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
He's pretty, but is he doing something weird with his
bottom lip? Like is he trying to pout but just
with the bottom lip.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
His bottom lip is out like he's like he's a
sad boy. Ship Taylor right, gronk anyway, headline is America's
Sweetheart Travis Kelsey. Now I'm sounding a very sort of
you know, like a swiftocrat. Here you are, but there
(17:11):
is only one America's sweetheart and it's his girlfriend, not him.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And also, did you steal your girlfriend's gloss? Because it's
nice and I quite like it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
She's getting savage.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Also, look, now that we're.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Here, we.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Have arrived thoughts. I mean, while we're here enjoying our
lunch together, a bowl of milk on table four, please
brown the beard and mustache way too manicure, like there's
not one hair underneath there where there should be hair.
(17:51):
And also look at the line on the chest that
just we like here as you are, Travis.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, speaking of the chest, there's one shot of him.
I would love law Roach did the styling. So it's
like there's some crick like good people behind the shoe.
But there's a shot of him in a fluoro vest.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
In this vest, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He looks like a builder on the block, but he's
in the middle of the ocean, and I'm just I'd
love to know the creative direction behind that. Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maybe he can't swim, I mean, and then if he
got in trouble, yeah, true, you know, like bears can't swim.
Maybe he's like a can't swim.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, what did he say in it though?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Did he give an Well he did again, I've got
a problem with it, okay, because he says I've lost
it now. But he was talking about how he loves
he loves it when Taylor is at his things and
he loves going to her concerts. Okay, but listen to this.
Oh hang on, I don't that's got the rude words
(18:54):
in it. No, this one, see what see what you
think of this and see where as a swifter crat,
I've got a problem. I'm a fan of a music,
I'm a fan of art talking about Tay and it's
so cool that I get to experience her being that
plus one for me on the football field. I feel
that same enjoyment every time she comes to my shows.
(19:15):
It's not a show, Travis, it's a game.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh I saw him dancing before he went on to
play the other day. In his mind, it is most
definitely a show.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is someone going to release a single?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
What if the album has a track with him on it?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh god, I can't wait for tomorrow morning. It's so close.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Also, look, I've got to do this one quickly. But
if you like Cabrey's marvelous creations, and who doesn't, you're
not a monster. Just be careful because he's plastic in them.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
A Christmas one show.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
One more sleep, all right, one more sleep until we
get to know what the hell Taylor Allison has cooked
up for us.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Nine am tomorrow the Gronk drop their podcast in New Heights.
Taylor is We know that she's announced the name of
the album the Life of a show girl. Yes, but
we wanted you really want to date?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I really want to I really want a single. I
really want something, A sample, something, a track listing. Remember
she gave out the track listing for Tortured Poets and
then we were all so excited.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well, a track list has been leaked. We're going to
talk about that. But is that real? I reckon?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Do you reckon? It is? I haven't seen it. I'm
keeping my powder dry. Okay, but we're so desperate that
we may or may not have made a song with
the help of artificial intelligence, just to give you a
fix later on.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, I've never seen our audio producer scut a
sweat like he has in the last hour.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's so bad? Is that it's so bad?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I mean, look, it can't be as bad as Nobody,
No Crime or the Evermore album Boom Stay down. Wow, yep,
that's the only skip.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh. I can't believe you're admitting that on air.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's the only skip. And every time I get to it,
I skip it and I go, tylor Allison, what are
you doing to me? Hate it?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Now that we've spoken about her so much, I want
to play a tailor song.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Okay, can we yeh?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Screw it all right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What are we going to play?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Ready for it?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, okay, let's do it. Thirty twenty four ten Chrisy's
Quizzy is next. There are movie tickets inside the bum
bag today. Jump on the line to our head of music, Scott.
I'm sorry, but we could not enjoy some tailor.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I love you The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan
Show got.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
A bum bag. We're not afraid to give it away here.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Maia, Hi, I just said that as if I was
a serpent.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I love your voice. Sorry, I'm just that every time
I hear I'm like, oh that's Christy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Really like just my normal voice or my serpent voice.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Let's be on it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You've made my day. You know what, There's not enough
compliments in the world. And only just yesterday my daughter
was sitting up at the breakfast bar. She goes, you're
very beautiful. Thanks. Isn't that so kind? Say that to
somebody today? Yes? I agree. Hello, Caroline, how's tricks doesn't matter?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I heard that you were a pastry chef as well.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh my god, we've had two in a row.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, back to back Pastry Chef.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Pastry too hard, Like, just get your pampus from your freezer.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
No, what's the fun and eat all these.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, that's why I learned how to cook, so I
wanted to eat.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
That's all right, Geels, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's the best of five, which means first one is
to get to three gets the bump back.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And I said that there were movie passes in there
today and you, whoever wins, will get to see Liam
Neeson and Pam Anderson fall in love in The Naked Gun,
which is only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And you must report back and see what the lecky's
like there. All right, I've just got my show plan
and not the questions. What an egit? And the great
irony is that, yes, this show does have a plan,
which is the most unusual. I cannot find my questions.
(23:33):
They look like.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That, but they're not. They actually she's got them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Question number one, who was victorious in last night's Master
Chef back to win finale?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Carolin?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yes, Caroline, Laura. It was Laura. Now there's been a
controversy around it. I haven't really found out about it,
but it had a headline saying Pope defends Laura.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
People have been pretty savage about the fact Laura wan
why because I think people are scared of a fierce
boss ass woman. Really yeah, and I watched the finale
last night. I mean the real winner on that show
is Poling. Now. I love you if you're listening, But no,
Laura was absolutely the clear winner for me. Two hundred
and fifty grand if you don't hardly mind as well?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Very nice, very nice. Question number two. A front loader
and a top loader are varieties.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Of what bursa?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yes, Mirsa watching and what are you? Are you a
top or a front I am too? And aren't we insufferable?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Like we have not enjoyed combo with a dryer.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh look at you, someone's doing well? Question number three.
Thirteen years ago today, Taylor Swift released This song was
the lead single from her Red album What's it called?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I know, Caroline, but I'm listening to it. Ah, God,
haven't we all said that liars?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Carolyn did dead in there first?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We're never getting back together?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yes? Have you said that to someone, Caroline? And were
you lying at the time? But you didn't know it.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Unfortunately, been with my partner too long.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh sorry, what's his name? His name is sorry, Andrew
sinks over.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's currently two points to Caroline and one to Marissa.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Question number four, what geometric shape is the legendary barbecue shape?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hesa?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yes, Mirsa, he's a hexagon Christian. Number five, actor Callum
Turner is dating which pop star well engaged? Question number six,
San Tropei is located in which country Jack loves that?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Have a guess?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Guys, he left his heart and his credit card debt?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No, I literally, my wallet was quite literally Marissa, Europe.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I don't know, but which country my love?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Oh which country?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Sorry? Caroline?
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Is it Italy?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, it's France. Question number seven is still two points each,
So this is for the win.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What does the acronym PT stand for in the world
of exercise?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Caroline?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Caroline? Well done, Caroline. The bumbag is yours. But I
do believe that there's movie passes for both of you.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, of course everyone needs to see Pam and Liam
fall in love.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Of course they too. Of course, both the words of
my daughter Peg, You're both very, very beautiful. Don't forget that.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Guys, and I do need to say the naked gun
is in Cinema's August twenty one. Now, Dean Lewis has
a message for us, and that message is that he
hates that it's true. Thank you, Tean, so really.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So I am. I'm on it. The Crissy Swan show
kill for a vege might scroll right now.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I mean, last time you said this, things arrived. I know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm so insufferable with my cheesy scroll selection. I go,
I want the second from the left and the one
up here front right.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh, poor Rebecca behind the counter, would.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You, because if they're blonde in the middle, that's what
I want. Cheesy and blonde in the middle.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Take your cheesey might scroll and shove it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Wow Facebook Marketplace. It is the wild wild West.
It's the most excitement that I have. I treat it
like a treat, like a portal into the real world. Yes,
it feels like I'm a wolf on Wall Street, and
(27:57):
I remember that it's there. It's very dull life. And
then I go, oh, I wonder what's happening on Facebook
Marketplace And I open it up and it's like things
for sale. Terrible punctuation, bad spelling, idiots. It's great.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, wow, it would be sensory overload for you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's very exciting. But I tell you what's even more
exciting is when you find something that is yours that
has been stolen and appears under a listing on Facebook
Marketplace thirteen, twenty fourteen. Did this happen to you because
it happened to my friend Luke?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You know men with trailers. Yes, your dad's got to
trapp madly obsessed in they are like that. I'm telling
you David likes his trailer more than he likes you
and Georgia.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah. Absolutely, Luke was the same.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
How this trailer, it's a big trailer. Whatever. Why you
would need to own a trailer beyond me, It doesn't matter.
He did own it and somebody stole it from out
of his yard.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Big trailer you had a trailer, though, would be good
for you all your firewood. I do have to say that.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yes it would. But I could just hire one for
the day and then you don't have to store. Call Luke,
well not when it was stolen. So he goes out
the trailer's gone, and he's mad about it, goes to
the police. Police say, hey, have you checked on Facebook marketplace?
Because I haven't. Who would be so brazen? I'll tell
you what someone was brazen. Let's call them Warren. So
(29:28):
he puts in a search, thinking nothing's going to come up. No,
by the way, I know that I've asked you before
to call, but please call thirteen twenty fourteen. I want
the best stories possible about things being stolen from you.
And then turning up on Facebook marketplace. He's going through,
going through, he goes, oh my god, that's the same
dimensions as mine. Warren the thief has painted within forty
(29:52):
eight hours, has taken Luke's trailer, painted at a different
color and listed it well.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
So Wren's Warren does this regularly, clearly, very quick turnaround,
well oiled machine. He operates.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Warren Lake messages, open up, the met opens up the message,
deletes it because hey, Warren, is this still available? Yeah,
and says, hey, I can come and have a look.
I can take this off your hands today if you want.
Warren goes, great, I'll be home in an hour, see soon.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And was Warren close to where Luke lives?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
How yes?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Within half ant Within fifteen minutes, Luke turns up by
this stage, he can see the trailer. It's definitely his trailer.
And Warren comes out he because I'm selling this for
a mate, looks like, good bet you yeah, I bet
you are. Anyway, they have a two and four. You're
gonna love that. This is an iconic line that Luke delivered.
(30:43):
Have it back and forth about money, Oh you know,
my mate wants fifteen hundred bucks. I don't think you'll
get it, and Luke goes, I'll take it. Actually, well
i'll take it. And then they looked at each other
and Luke goes, because it's mine. Oh my god, it's
stay down, Warren.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I know, but that's kind of scary for Luke, like,
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
He had people with him in the car. We'll take
it because it's mine. Oh my god. Can you imagine how
satisfying that would beat a say to someone?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh see, I would just be myself that he was
going to pull a mist that Warren had a machete
in his back.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Pop, Well he didn't, so Luke was lucky. And you know,
we've got his friends out of the car. Bang attached
it to his car at home.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
How did Warren respond to Luke, Like what did Warren.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
He went inside, he just walked away. He knows when
he's beat because also keep in mind he was selling
it for his friend.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That is an unbelievable story. Did Luke go and inform
the police?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Good?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And it happens all the time, apparently. Has it happened
to you? Thirteen twenty four ten? If you lost something,
something even stolen, and then you found it again on
Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
We'll send you to see the Naked Gun if you
share your story with us, because that's masculine and masculine
people like traders.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Have you found your stolen goods on Facebook Marketplace? Maybe
they've had a lick of paint, they've got some sort
of modification. Have you gone to get them? Christina?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Hello theod afternoon, guys, mynte Christine?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is this yellowtail? Christine? Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
How are you? Christine?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Good?
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Have we got some yellow tail coming?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well?
Speaker 9 (32:25):
I'm on my way now. Why I had you guys on?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
What's your what's your local bottle? Where do you go?
Speaker 9 (32:35):
I live in Bexley, so I go to Becksley.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Or you go to the front door and you get
it all.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
That's only on rainy days when I'm ordering Bee.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
All right, Christine, what did you find on Facebook? Marketplace?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
This is unbelievable because this is only a couple of
weeks ago. My grandson rides racing bikes. So he's got
off his bike, lifted on my front or out of
the front, went inside, just wasn't even gone for an
hour and come out and his bike was gone. And anyway,
two weeks two and a half weeks later we found
(33:09):
it on Marketplace, but it was at Liverpool. Yeah, so
we get onto the guy and we go to have
a look at it and I go with my husband
and my cousin. My cousin's trains ufc.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
Anyway, anyway, he just picks the bike up in his
up frozen in the back and there was the guy.
Don't come near me, you got a problem. You'reing the police.
He's my numbers. Threw a police paper on the ground
and off we went with the bike.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And did you ever hear anything again?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Not a word?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Wow, Christine, that is that's a story. It is amazing.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Christine needs a reality show and Yellowtail can sponsory. Hey
Christine Wes sending you are double Pass to the Naked
Gun only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
That is unbelievable. Hello VICKI, Hello, e Hi. What you
bought something that was stolen?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Well, about ten years ago, we purchased a capor trailer
that was supposed to be made for us, and long
story short, the guy was obviously a little bit dodgy
and couldn't do what he needed to do, and we
sort of went and saw him a few times, a
few visits, and he eventually gave us a camper that
(34:24):
he had stole. He'd hired and stolen. None no, once,
we had no idea. We took it, took it away.
It felt a little bit yucky. We didn't want it
anymore because we'd waited so long and it just felt
so we put it up for sale and undercover police
(34:46):
came to look at it and said, this is actually stolen. Yeah,
and did you say the whole bit?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Did you say, but we didn't steal it. We've paid
ten thousand dollars for this.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
They I think they sort of knew in the beginning
because they obviously had a case against the guy that
was happening.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So did you get your money back.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
No, No, we've ended up losing out. But he ended
up getting caught and he went to jail for a
small amount of time. But yeah, we were on the
other end of it. But wow, I sold something on
a marketplace.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
That would really hurt me if i'd lost ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, that's great. But hey, in good news for you, Vicky.
You've got a one hundred dollar gift pack from n
Oxen for Thicker Full Hack.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Now I can take that off. We are talking about
Facebook Marketplace. My friend Luke found his stolen trailer on
there and he went over there. I just want to
say the line again, he goes to the guy. You
know what, I'll take it because it's mine. I want
to be able to see Boss Jamison. Hello, what did
you find on Facebook Marketplace that was actually yours?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:51):
Some of the story with my with a bike being
stolen that I had went down to crowd casina, had
my bike locked up at the front. I need to
go get some food. The food court came out about
an hour later as well, and my bike is gone
run up and down. I was thinking maybe the security
guys are taken because I was looking at the tables
a bit too much in the I went to lost
(36:13):
Property there and asked them anything I said. I was
a bit frantic, put a police report in. Six months later,
looking for a new bike, I saw this red bike
flash past. I'm like, oh my god, I think that's mine.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh my god, weren't even looking for your bike, you
were just looking for a replacement.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
And so I had all the photos, took some screenshots,
put the contact police again.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I did some.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
Investigating myself and I found out where it was locked
up and where the photos are being taken. And then
I got my housemate to go have a look and
he goes, you're not going to believe it. It's locked
up and the guy's doing it works in the kbab
shop next to it.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
The craziest one show.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Let's dedicate the next few minutes to my queen and
save your tail swift.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Cliche.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Very rare for me to.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Like not consume media on purpose. Yes, I used to
do it around the time of the Oscars. They used
to like not what Telly you know back in the Darkade,
just because I didn't want to see who got best film.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
No spoilers please.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But I I am absolutely keeping my power drive for
this announcement tomorrow from Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So nine am, the podcast with her Gronks go live
and we will obviously be deep diving on it after
two to know whether.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's kind that we're calling her boyfriend and her essentially
her brother in law gronks. But I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I mean, we dedicated a full segment of two fifty.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All I know, and it's because you're making me. There
has been a leaked track list, yes okay, and she's
wearing orange in the photograph. The color of the new
album is orange.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yes, everyone's there's so many Easter eggs flying around at
the moment. Apparently when she was finishing the ears to
her shows, that was the last song. An orange door
would slide down the back that is unbelieved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
That is clearly one of her east Do you.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Think it really was?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Album is called Life of a Showgirl. Track list includes
the Fate of Ophelia, love It Opolite, Father Figure. I
wonder if it's a cover of the great George Mike.
Imagine if my girl and my boy collaborated in that way,
that would be pretty epic. There's one called wish List.
There is one called wood surely not. There's one called
(38:30):
canceled with an exclamation mark. I hate that already. That's
my nobody, no crime, obviously, that's it. That's a skip
already canceled, question mark, exclamation mark.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Why could be? I feel like it's giving a reputation
via it and it could be angry.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
A shocking song, Honey, I love it. And also the
Life of a Showgull featuring Sabrina Carpenter. I knew Sabrina
Carpenter would be involved.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Is she has to sort of give mention to Sabrina
or bring her into it?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Got this time tomorrow will know, we'll know something.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That could be real. Now, Swanny, I can't believe I'm
doing this because I'm an ifty, but my favorite nugget,
easter egg I should say that has dropped. Is about
the reason she called it the Life of a Showgirl
and not just showgirl. Okay, I'm going to hand you
a music streaming app.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, in that app, so.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
The album's called the Life of a Showgirl. Can you
just write the life of the life all and tell
me that the first album that comes up is.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh my god, the Life of Pablo.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So now when she drops the Life of a show girl.
That's not is That's not what's going to come up.
The Life of a show girl will come up, not
the Life of Pablo.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh my gosh, she is a diabolical genius.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
That is definitely why she included.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
The life of absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Okay, now you have.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I'll never forgive him for what he did. Oh well,
move on anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Scudder has been sweating our audio producer for the last
two hour.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Because I said it was a very simple requestion said,
just give me a fix, give me a Taylor Swift fix,
give me an idea of what it could sound like.
So in the absence of anything true, we give you
this music. I don't mind it. I'd buy it stream.
It was nineteen sound yeah, my ring tone behind the
(40:25):
curtain with the legs. Okay, the voice is a little
bit of lout us more a set, but I'll allow
it was in the empty. Has it got a big
like Taylor Bridge?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Just a second to the Yes, here is a year
Nicole randomly, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
That'll do.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, now he's done a second song, Yes, got our
man that I think is even closer to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, this is what it could sound like she's the
show mom Yes Thin and Story's a little bit true
your country, And I feel like she's turned it back
on that era.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nobody sounds like it could be from one of the
first or second albums.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I agree. Given that she is going to announce the
next sort of you know nugget on the podcast with
her boyfriend Travis and his brother who are we renamed
that podcast Cronking. What would it sound like if she
incorporated all that information in.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Let's have a listen.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
My blood brand is it brown? This Brothers? The Chrissy
Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy
shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Do you
It's wacky Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jack, Oh, my favorite word whacky.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know I am so easily influenced. I really am.
I look at something and I have to have it
crack crack opendc Why wouldn't you? I mean word word
combination of the year. And I know it's only August.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, I know what you're going to say here, and
I'm going to give you a drum roll because it
is so good. No, I'm not. Someone's taking my drum roll,
so just do it with your mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Ready, sounds like a motor boat. Fridge ciggy the
best combination of two words to describe a diet coke
that there is. But back to my very easily influenced rave.
I'm eating pat because I literally was served something in
(00:56):
my algorithm that said, are you low in copper? I
didn't even know you could be low in copper?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Like, wait, is that a thing for humans?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes? Apparently, and you find it in liver and I'm
not going to eat liver, but I do like paate.
That's what I'm having.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And it is all over your left nostril, isn't it. No,
it was pate.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You had yogurt earlier on both sides of your mouth
or what's that yoga?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Who knows it is whacky? Wednesday after after three o'clock,
we will be giving away a bum bag and Chrissy's Quizy.
We're going to dive further into these ts twelve easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes that we may have even created a sog of
our own because we're desperate. Thank you so much for
telling me about that pate on my nose because some
people wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, of course I hate those types of people. I agree,
Man up and tell you mate. Hey, next though, missed it,
Chrissy Swannie, You've got to get out.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I better go.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We are welcoming missed it, Chrissy into the studio to
read somebody's mind.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Chrissy swan show call me Troy, No mere, Christy Soldiers
book it everywhere the Christy s Wader. I've got to
wipe my nose and let miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Christy in okay, bye, specs Savors is helping Chrissy with
her mystical visions.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Christy Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is the voice of Chrissy's booker.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yuck you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm normally not like a booger person.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, you're not. I'll call you out. Also, I can't
see anything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, something happened. It's just something happened.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe it was the pat Maybe you paid. Aren't for
each other?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Ches Hey mister Chrissy. Hey, yes, say Jack?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Hey Jess? How's your Wednesday going?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's gaygeous, bucking up the wrong tree. He's very hot though.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're gotta try everything once.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Have you tried it once?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It wasn't great?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We rest just hanging out at your place. Just why
do I hear evanescence?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
When I was a kid, I was a big, big fan.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We are you? Yeah, that's why I can hear it?
Isn't that weird? I could hear it loud and clear?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
How good was my immortal? What a song?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I thought you were trying to find it?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, I wouldn't be in here, of course it would.
Oh no, you're dead right? Absolutely cry?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Why do all of your tears?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Are you they're still?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Great? Great?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Sorry that just took me back to being like an
emotional teenager who's never faced any trauma in their life.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I know, didn't we know it all back then?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Tediz. We had no idea how bad life was going
to get Okay, you have no super and you're worried
about having to move into a public toilet booth when.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
You're so wrong, I've got an impressive super. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well I just I did just write down super, so
I was just saying my super situation, not yours.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But just seeing as we have a connection, why is
your super so great?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Well, when you look up like the average of what
you should have for your age, I'm like, really triple
what they assume you should have.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Have you been putting stuff aside?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I've only just started doing that in the last year.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We see you at the public toilet booth, but I'll
be living there. I mean, you'll be just wing in it.
You can be quite blunted, Jess. That is a word
that has been used to describe you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And also do you know what else I can see?
Do you know? I don't even know if there's still
around a shop called Lush with really yummy smelling things.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yes, there is one near me.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you love it or did you love it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Like for a while, my mom was very big on
like making her replicating her own Lush product.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can see did she does? She have a lot
of like hanging baskets with plants, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
She's got so many hanging wind chimes though, it's like.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Because I've got hanging here macramaate or something.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Okay, Oh my god, you were on.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
One last hit Mystic, dressed up like a million dollar
trooper trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What wasper?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you know the song putting on the rits? Jess?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I do I know the song?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
What's the significance there?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't know. I'm like, when you were singing it then,
I'm like, it brought back in merory. But I don't
know what it is. Is this from a show or movie?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I feel like it was. I don't. I don't really know.
I was just channeling it there and I've got no
idea what it means.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Maybe one for your psych dive into that. Hey, Jess,
you've got a VIP Spec Savors voucher and two hundred
and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Chuck that straight into your super E's.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The block just keeps on going from strength to strength,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's just a tried and tested form. I don't think
we'll ever end.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I think it will eventually, but you know, we
might be dead by the time it's over.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
We'll be stuffed like Scottie Cam's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Dog Varallet, Rosie and Lizzie. Current series is on at Dalton.
I remember where we were last year when we realized
that it's going to be there. We've now found out
that next season. There will be a next season, and
it's going to be on a road old Mornington Road
in Mount Eliza, in Victoria, so b Sad Bayside and Beachy.
(07:33):
There will be lots of Japanazi candy whatever they call
us the Little Hyrid. But you know who else lives
in Mount Eliza?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Wendy?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your mom, my mom, and my dad David.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yes, but let's talk about Wendy. Yes, she's lived there
for how long?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
We've been there since two thousand and two?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Right, long time?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
A long time.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I mean arguably she would say we were here before
it was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, she would oh, without question that question.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So she's there. How as soon as I've realized that
it was going to be filmed at Manalyizer because you
know the block. It's a great show, beautifully run, but
it is a disruption there's lots more traffic. I mean,
there's how many plots here? One, two, three, there's ten?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, And what we don't see on the show and
people might not realize, is like we obviously see the
contestants in Scottie and Shelley and the trades. There's a
lot of trades, but then there's another hundred production crew
with minimum minimum camera operators, makeup audio. This is all
the trucks every there. Yeah, catering. It's insane. So Mom
emails me two days ago once his article. She discovered
(08:41):
it from the weekend and she just forwarded it to
me and said, I'm not sure I'm happy about this
exclamation mark. We will need more coffee shops exclamation mark.
And then I said to her, Mum, it's a great thing.
It's great for Manalyizer, it's great for the morning to peninsula,
and it's also perf it's a perfect spot for the block.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It is perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They call, you know, there's the Mountainizer village which people
will flock to. There's a Baker's Delight there they can
get there.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Are they going to open in more cafes?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well? She then said, well yes. Your dad laughed at
me when I was winging about our hidden gen beaches.
We're going to lose them.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Ah, I love it so much. She's going to be
talking about this, not just next year during the film.
She will be talking about that to anyone that will listen.
In fact, she may go down the road to get
a few rolls from Baker's Delight, and she'll be gone
for seven hours because she's also been going to be
having that conversation with everybody else that she passes. I
(09:39):
agree that the local residents when there's a change, Yes,
they cannot stop talking about it. And I know this
because my mum. There has been a recent change to
how high you can build something. I feel like maybe
it was three stories and it's been increased to twelve.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wow, big jump.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, she she has told everybody that will I mean
I saw her telling Murphy my kavoodle in the corner
of the kitchen because she'd already gone through everybody. She
cannot They get obsessed, yes, and it's because they love
their suburb. I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
They're protective of their postcode. What does she say to you? Like,
how does the conversation go?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can you imagine the shadows? And similar to Wendy Yeah,
twelve stories. Even if there's only two apartments per story,
that's twenty four whole new families. I won't be able
to shop in my own village.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I mean that's a real concern for pat. I get
it that in twenty four ten?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Are your parents fiercely protective of their postcode? What is
what's grinding their gears about the changes that are afoot
in their own backyard?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
List?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
What night?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
What's triggered them? We'll give you a Baker's Delight vouch
of sharing. Hey, mom, if you're listening, what if they
open a new wine bar?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
First?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Show blocks coming to man Eliza and your mum Wendy
is mad about it. Yeah, my mum lives in a
council called Bud and they have raised the height that
you can build two to twelve stories.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Our parents are protective of their postcodes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And a little bit snobby as well.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, totally story.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it comes down to that, Like Mum's like that
is twelve more families do not exist. They're not making
more landing Glandara.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I want to just build in dear part talk about
this irl I would live for it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Man. Oh, she's got a lot of ideas for the council,
don't you worry?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Thirteen twenty four to ten and your parents protective of
their postcode?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Hello, kel Hi to your parents. Up. Isn't it funny
when they just get so outraged progress?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Yeah, we've got construction happening in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
How dare they?
Speaker 9 (12:06):
And on the weekend?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
But you know it's like they can jam that damn
mail gun. And then she's at the window like missus mangleo,
wonder what they're doing now? They got to do brick
permalm Oh okay, Oh they're taking a fence pental down.
Oh look the truck's coming in on my Oh my lord?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Are they is that? Is your mum? Like a heritage
sort of person. She's like, Oh, it's not even going
to look like my suburb anymore.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
No, She's more like, yeah, the houses are way too big.
They're too there's too much big houses and they're all gray.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So yeah, not a modern gay Kelly. We're going to
send you a baker's light.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I love how she knows the material going to the
n Pamela or whatever. I'm pressed Dayla. Hello, Hi.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Actually this happened yesterday, so I got and Mum was
really angry because the councilor has kind of planted about
twenty trees in our street and allegedly she's planning on
ripping them all out.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay, I thought trees are a good thing. Why does
she hate these trees?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
She thinks they're going to block our views when they
grow and make her believes the world drops.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I mean, she's probably right. Did they did Did they
tell her they were going to do that the council No,
they just do it.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
They've done it's about four times now, maybe, and none
of them have lived past the little seedling state.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I wonder why.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh definitely they've been pulling them out, and frankly, I
don't blame them.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Baker's Delight voucher for you, Jaylor. Let's finish with Vicky
on thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey VICKI, Hi, guys, so good. Where do your parents live?
And should they be cos.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
They're in the fabulous suburb of Talking and it's now
a suburbs i'd lived along.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
My mom tells me, well.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I was gonna say, you know, I grew up in
Victoria and just to hear you say the word suburb
of talkie and a talkie is a town.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Yeah, well that's what they still believe the seventies.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
But Harvin Gale, do truly believe. I think they own
the town.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What are their names? Please say them again, Parking, say
the name. Say the names again of your parents again,
hal and Gale, Harvar.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Fancy and give us some examples of what a conversation
would sound like. What are they complaining about, Well, you're
not going to.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Get a car park now down the street, or but
everyone's down there doing the grocery shopping.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
You won't have a hope. There's just no hope.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Have you all the positionships for dinner yet? If you
don't orderstionships by two o'clock, the Q will be out
the door, down the block, around the corner, and you
won't have hope.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I just don't know what to do for dinner to night.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
There'll be nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
There's probably no chicken sleft for the Wooly.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The one show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Let's go clicking. Chrissy's clique Swift and Swift Deocrats are
waiting with baited breath over the next installment of information
Visa The her twelfth studio album, We Know its Name.
She told us yesterday life of.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
A show Girl, the life of a show girl, of.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
A show girl. But that's all we know. We've got
to wait for Travis Kelcey's podcast to drop tomorrow morning. Yes,
she's doing the entire podcast with him, and hopefully it's
all about that because I don't want to sit through
information about tries and football.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Nah, an hour of gronk's gronking is not what we're after,
thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Actually, that is a new podcast from Maddie.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
John's whose podcast is on the Nova Network, and we
love well.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Needs to be changed to an hour of a gronkink.
I don't think that's great.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That actually is great.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh hang on, Is gronk a derogatory term?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I think? Look, I wouldn't say it about someone I
love for I'm trying to compliment, But if you'll take
it back, if you can admit that you're a bit
of a gronk, like Travis Kelsey is a bit of
a gronk. He's got gronk energy a bit.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And if you want to see him go full gronk,
get get a copy of your g Q magazine. Used
to be called Gentleman's Quarterly is now gronk Quarterly.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I mean that cover of Trav is the definition of
a gronk.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The problem is is that Travis's face is staring out
from Gronk Quarterly and he's in like a fur hood
but it looks like a Barry GiB from the BEG
style wind machine hairdoo doesn't it does? And he's pretty.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
He's pretty, but is he doing something weird with his
bottom lip? Like is he trying to pout but just
with the bottom lip.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
His bottom lip is out like he's like he's a
sad boy. Ship Taylor right, gronk anyway, headline is America's
Sweetheart Travis Kelsey. Now I'm sounding a very sort of
you know, like a swiftocrat. Here you are, but there
(17:11):
is only one America's sweetheart and it's his girlfriend, not him.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And also, did you steal your girlfriend's gloss? Because it's
nice and I quite like it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
She's getting savage.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Also, look, now that we're.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Here, we.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Have arrived thoughts. I mean, while we're here enjoying our
lunch together, a bowl of milk on table four, please
brown the beard and mustache way too manicure, like there's
not one hair underneath there where there should be hair.
(17:51):
And also look at the line on the chest that
just we like here as you are, Travis.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, speaking of the chest, there's one shot of him.
I would love law Roach did the styling. So it's
like there's some crick like good people behind the shoe.
But there's a shot of him in a fluoro vest.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
In this vest, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He looks like a builder on the block, but he's
in the middle of the ocean, and I'm just I'd
love to know the creative direction behind that. Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maybe he can't swim, I mean, and then if he
got in trouble, yeah, true, you know, like bears can't swim.
Maybe he's like a can't swim.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, what did he say in it though?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Did he give an Well he did again, I've got
a problem with it, okay, because he says I've lost
it now. But he was talking about how he loves
he loves it when Taylor is at his things and
he loves going to her concerts. Okay, but listen to this.
Oh hang on, I don't that's got the rude words
(18:54):
in it. No, this one, see what see what you
think of this and see where as a swifter crat,
I've got a problem. I'm a fan of a music,
I'm a fan of art talking about Tay and it's
so cool that I get to experience her being that
plus one for me on the football field. I feel
that same enjoyment every time she comes to my shows.
(19:15):
It's not a show, Travis, it's a game.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh I saw him dancing before he went on to
play the other day. In his mind, it is most
definitely a show.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is someone going to release a single?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
What if the album has a track with him on it?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh god, I can't wait for tomorrow morning. It's so close.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Also, look, I've got to do this one quickly. But
if you like Cabrey's marvelous creations, and who doesn't, you're
not a monster. Just be careful because he's plastic in them.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
A Christmas one show.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
One more sleep, all right, one more sleep until we
get to know what the hell Taylor Allison has cooked
up for us.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Nine am tomorrow the Gronk drop their podcast in New Heights.
Taylor is We know that she's announced the name of
the album the Life of a show girl. Yes, but
we wanted you really want to date?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I really want to I really want a single. I
really want something, A sample, something, a track listing. Remember
she gave out the track listing for Tortured Poets and
then we were all so excited.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well, a track list has been leaked. We're going to
talk about that. But is that real? I reckon?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Do you reckon? It is? I haven't seen it. I'm
keeping my powder dry. Okay, but we're so desperate that
we may or may not have made a song with
the help of artificial intelligence, just to give you a
fix later on.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, I've never seen our audio producer scut a
sweat like he has in the last hour.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's so bad? Is that it's so bad?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I mean, look, it can't be as bad as Nobody,
No Crime or the Evermore album Boom Stay down. Wow, yep,
that's the only skip.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh. I can't believe you're admitting that on air.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's the only skip. And every time I get to it,
I skip it and I go, tylor Allison, what are
you doing to me? Hate it?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Now that we've spoken about her so much, I want
to play a tailor song.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Okay, can we yeh?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Screw it all right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What are we going to play?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Ready for it?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, okay, let's do it. Thirty twenty four ten Chrisy's
Quizzy is next. There are movie tickets inside the bum
bag today. Jump on the line to our head of music, Scott.
I'm sorry, but we could not enjoy some tailor.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I love you The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan
Show got.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
A bum bag. We're not afraid to give it away here.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Maia, Hi, I just said that as if I was
a serpent.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I love your voice. Sorry, I'm just that every time
I hear I'm like, oh that's Christy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Really like just my normal voice or my serpent voice.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Let's be on it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You've made my day. You know what, There's not enough
compliments in the world. And only just yesterday my daughter
was sitting up at the breakfast bar. She goes, you're
very beautiful. Thanks. Isn't that so kind? Say that to
somebody today? Yes? I agree. Hello, Caroline, how's tricks doesn't matter?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I heard that you were a pastry chef as well.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh my god, we've had two in a row.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, back to back Pastry Chef.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Pastry too hard, Like, just get your pampus from your freezer.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
No, what's the fun and eat all these.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, that's why I learned how to cook, so I
wanted to eat.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
That's all right, Geels, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's the best of five, which means first one is
to get to three gets the bump back.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And I said that there were movie passes in there
today and you, whoever wins, will get to see Liam
Neeson and Pam Anderson fall in love in The Naked Gun,
which is only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And you must report back and see what the lecky's
like there. All right, I've just got my show plan
and not the questions. What an egit? And the great
irony is that, yes, this show does have a plan,
which is the most unusual. I cannot find my questions.
(23:33):
They look like.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That, but they're not. They actually she's got them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Question number one, who was victorious in last night's Master
Chef back to win finale?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Carolin?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yes, Caroline, Laura. It was Laura. Now there's been a
controversy around it. I haven't really found out about it,
but it had a headline saying Pope defends Laura.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
People have been pretty savage about the fact Laura wan
why because I think people are scared of a fierce
boss ass woman. Really yeah, and I watched the finale
last night. I mean the real winner on that show
is Poling. Now. I love you if you're listening, But no,
Laura was absolutely the clear winner for me. Two hundred
and fifty grand if you don't hardly mind as well?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Very nice, very nice. Question number two. A front loader
and a top loader are varieties.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Of what bursa?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yes, Mirsa watching and what are you? Are you a
top or a front I am too? And aren't we insufferable?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Like we have not enjoyed combo with a dryer.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh look at you, someone's doing well? Question number three.
Thirteen years ago today, Taylor Swift released This song was
the lead single from her Red album What's it called?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I know, Caroline, but I'm listening to it. Ah, God,
haven't we all said that liars?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Carolyn did dead in there first?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We're never getting back together?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yes? Have you said that to someone, Caroline? And were
you lying at the time? But you didn't know it.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Unfortunately, been with my partner too long.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh sorry, what's his name? His name is sorry, Andrew
sinks over.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's currently two points to Caroline and one to Marissa.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Question number four, what geometric shape is the legendary barbecue shape?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hesa?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yes, Mirsa, he's a hexagon Christian. Number five, actor Callum
Turner is dating which pop star well engaged? Question number six,
San Tropei is located in which country Jack loves that?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Have a guess?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Guys, he left his heart and his credit card debt?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No, I literally, my wallet was quite literally Marissa, Europe.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I don't know, but which country my love?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Oh which country?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Sorry? Caroline?
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Is it Italy?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, it's France. Question number seven is still two points each,
So this is for the win.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What does the acronym PT stand for in the world
of exercise?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Caroline?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Caroline? Well done, Caroline. The bumbag is yours. But I
do believe that there's movie passes for both of you.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, of course everyone needs to see Pam and Liam
fall in love.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Of course they too. Of course, both the words of
my daughter Peg, You're both very, very beautiful. Don't forget that.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Guys, and I do need to say the naked gun
is in Cinema's August twenty one. Now, Dean Lewis has
a message for us, and that message is that he
hates that it's true. Thank you, Tean, so really.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So I am. I'm on it. The Crissy Swan show
kill for a vege might scroll right now.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I mean, last time you said this, things arrived. I know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm so insufferable with my cheesy scroll selection. I go,
I want the second from the left and the one
up here front right.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh, poor Rebecca behind the counter, would.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You, because if they're blonde in the middle, that's what
I want. Cheesy and blonde in the middle.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Take your cheesey might scroll and shove it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Wow Facebook Marketplace. It is the wild wild West.
It's the most excitement that I have. I treat it
like a treat, like a portal into the real world. Yes,
it feels like I'm a wolf on Wall Street, and
(27:57):
I remember that it's there. It's very dull life. And
then I go, oh, I wonder what's happening on Facebook
Marketplace And I open it up and it's like things
for sale. Terrible punctuation, bad spelling, idiots. It's great.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, wow, it would be sensory overload for you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's very exciting. But I tell you what's even more
exciting is when you find something that is yours that
has been stolen and appears under a listing on Facebook
Marketplace thirteen, twenty fourteen. Did this happen to you because
it happened to my friend Luke?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You know men with trailers. Yes, your dad's got to
trapp madly obsessed in they are like that. I'm telling
you David likes his trailer more than he likes you
and Georgia.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah. Absolutely, Luke was the same.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
How this trailer, it's a big trailer. Whatever. Why you
would need to own a trailer beyond me, It doesn't matter.
He did own it and somebody stole it from out
of his yard.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Big trailer you had a trailer, though, would be good
for you all your firewood. I do have to say that.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yes it would. But I could just hire one for
the day and then you don't have to store. Call Luke,
well not when it was stolen. So he goes out
the trailer's gone, and he's mad about it, goes to
the police. Police say, hey, have you checked on Facebook marketplace?
Because I haven't. Who would be so brazen? I'll tell
you what someone was brazen. Let's call them Warren. So
(29:28):
he puts in a search, thinking nothing's going to come up. No,
by the way, I know that I've asked you before
to call, but please call thirteen twenty fourteen. I want
the best stories possible about things being stolen from you.
And then turning up on Facebook marketplace. He's going through,
going through, he goes, oh my god, that's the same
dimensions as mine. Warren the thief has painted within forty
(29:52):
eight hours, has taken Luke's trailer, painted at a different
color and listed it well.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
So Wren's Warren does this regularly, clearly, very quick turnaround,
well oiled machine. He operates.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Warren Lake messages, open up, the met opens up the message,
deletes it because hey, Warren, is this still available? Yeah,
and says, hey, I can come and have a look.
I can take this off your hands today if you want.
Warren goes, great, I'll be home in an hour, see soon.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And was Warren close to where Luke lives?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
How yes?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Within half ant Within fifteen minutes, Luke turns up by
this stage, he can see the trailer. It's definitely his trailer.
And Warren comes out he because I'm selling this for
a mate, looks like, good bet you yeah, I bet
you are. Anyway, they have a two and four. You're
gonna love that. This is an iconic line that Luke delivered.
(30:43):
Have it back and forth about money, Oh you know,
my mate wants fifteen hundred bucks. I don't think you'll
get it, and Luke goes, I'll take it. Actually, well
i'll take it. And then they looked at each other
and Luke goes, because it's mine. Oh my god, it's
stay down, Warren.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I know, but that's kind of scary for Luke, like,
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
He had people with him in the car. We'll take
it because it's mine. Oh my god. Can you imagine how
satisfying that would beat a say to someone?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh see, I would just be myself that he was
going to pull a mist that Warren had a machete
in his back.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Pop, Well he didn't, so Luke was lucky. And you know,
we've got his friends out of the car. Bang attached
it to his car at home.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
How did Warren respond to Luke, Like what did Warren.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
He went inside, he just walked away. He knows when
he's beat because also keep in mind he was selling
it for his friend.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That is an unbelievable story. Did Luke go and inform
the police?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Good?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And it happens all the time, apparently. Has it happened
to you? Thirteen twenty four ten? If you lost something,
something even stolen, and then you found it again on
Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
We'll send you to see the Naked Gun if you
share your story with us, because that's masculine and masculine
people like traders.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Have you found your stolen goods on Facebook Marketplace? Maybe
they've had a lick of paint, they've got some sort
of modification. Have you gone to get them? Christina?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Hello theod afternoon, guys, mynte Christine?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is this yellowtail? Christine? Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
How are you? Christine?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Good?
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Have we got some yellow tail coming?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well?
Speaker 9 (32:25):
I'm on my way now. Why I had you guys on?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
What's your what's your local bottle? Where do you go?
Speaker 9 (32:35):
I live in Bexley, so I go to Becksley.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Or you go to the front door and you get
it all.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
That's only on rainy days when I'm ordering Bee.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
All right, Christine, what did you find on Facebook? Marketplace?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
This is unbelievable because this is only a couple of
weeks ago. My grandson rides racing bikes. So he's got
off his bike, lifted on my front or out of
the front, went inside, just wasn't even gone for an
hour and come out and his bike was gone. And anyway,
two weeks two and a half weeks later we found
(33:09):
it on Marketplace, but it was at Liverpool. Yeah, so
we get onto the guy and we go to have
a look at it and I go with my husband
and my cousin. My cousin's trains ufc.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
Anyway, anyway, he just picks the bike up in his
up frozen in the back and there was the guy.
Don't come near me, you got a problem. You'reing the police.
He's my numbers. Threw a police paper on the ground
and off we went with the bike.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And did you ever hear anything again?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Not a word?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Wow, Christine, that is that's a story. It is amazing.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Christine needs a reality show and Yellowtail can sponsory. Hey
Christine Wes sending you are double Pass to the Naked
Gun only in Cinema's August twenty one.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
That is unbelievable. Hello VICKI, Hello, e Hi. What you
bought something that was stolen?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Well, about ten years ago, we purchased a capor trailer
that was supposed to be made for us, and long
story short, the guy was obviously a little bit dodgy
and couldn't do what he needed to do, and we
sort of went and saw him a few times, a
few visits, and he eventually gave us a camper that
(34:24):
he had stole. He'd hired and stolen. None no, once,
we had no idea. We took it, took it away.
It felt a little bit yucky. We didn't want it
anymore because we'd waited so long and it just felt
so we put it up for sale and undercover police
(34:46):
came to look at it and said, this is actually stolen. Yeah,
and did you say the whole bit?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Did you say, but we didn't steal it. We've paid
ten thousand dollars for this.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
They I think they sort of knew in the beginning
because they obviously had a case against the guy that
was happening.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So did you get your money back.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
No, No, we've ended up losing out. But he ended
up getting caught and he went to jail for a
small amount of time. But yeah, we were on the
other end of it. But wow, I sold something on
a marketplace.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
That would really hurt me if i'd lost ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, that's great. But hey, in good news for you, Vicky.
You've got a one hundred dollar gift pack from n
Oxen for Thicker Full Hack.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Now I can take that off. We are talking about
Facebook Marketplace. My friend Luke found his stolen trailer on
there and he went over there. I just want to
say the line again, he goes to the guy. You
know what, I'll take it because it's mine. I want
to be able to see Boss Jamison. Hello, what did
you find on Facebook Marketplace that was actually yours?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:51):
Some of the story with my with a bike being
stolen that I had went down to crowd casina, had
my bike locked up at the front. I need to
go get some food. The food court came out about
an hour later as well, and my bike is gone
run up and down. I was thinking maybe the security
guys are taken because I was looking at the tables
a bit too much in the I went to lost
(36:13):
Property there and asked them anything I said. I was
a bit frantic, put a police report in. Six months later,
looking for a new bike, I saw this red bike
flash past. I'm like, oh my god, I think that's mine.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh my god, weren't even looking for your bike, you
were just looking for a replacement.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
And so I had all the photos, took some screenshots,
put the contact police again.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I did some.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
Investigating myself and I found out where it was locked
up and where the photos are being taken. And then
I got my housemate to go have a look and
he goes, you're not going to believe it. It's locked
up and the guy's doing it works in the kbab
shop next to it.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
The craziest one show.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Let's dedicate the next few minutes to my queen and
save your tail swift.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Cliche.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Very rare for me to.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Like not consume media on purpose. Yes, I used to
do it around the time of the Oscars. They used
to like not what Telly you know back in the Darkade,
just because I didn't want to see who got best film.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
No spoilers please.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But I I am absolutely keeping my power drive for
this announcement tomorrow from Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So nine am, the podcast with her Gronks go live
and we will obviously be deep diving on it after
two to know whether.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's kind that we're calling her boyfriend and her essentially
her brother in law gronks. But I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I mean, we dedicated a full segment of two fifty.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All I know, and it's because you're making me. There
has been a leaked track list, yes okay, and she's
wearing orange in the photograph. The color of the new
album is orange.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yes, everyone's there's so many Easter eggs flying around at
the moment. Apparently when she was finishing the ears to
her shows, that was the last song. An orange door
would slide down the back that is unbelieved on the screen.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
That is clearly one of her east Do you.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Think it really was?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Album is called Life of a Showgirl. Track list includes
the Fate of Ophelia, love It Opolite, Father Figure. I
wonder if it's a cover of the great George Mike.
Imagine if my girl and my boy collaborated in that way,
that would be pretty epic. There's one called wish List.
There is one called wood surely not. There's one called
(38:30):
canceled with an exclamation mark. I hate that already. That's
my nobody, no crime, obviously, that's it. That's a skip
already canceled, question mark, exclamation mark.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Why could be? I feel like it's giving a reputation
via it and it could be angry.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
A shocking song, Honey, I love it. And also the
Life of a Showgull featuring Sabrina Carpenter. I knew Sabrina
Carpenter would be involved.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Is she has to sort of give mention to Sabrina
or bring her into it?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Got this time tomorrow will know, we'll know something.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That could be real. Now, Swanny, I can't believe I'm
doing this because I'm an ifty, but my favorite nugget,
easter egg I should say that has dropped. Is about
the reason she called it the Life of a Showgirl
and not just showgirl. Okay, I'm going to hand you
a music streaming app.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, in that app, so.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
The album's called the Life of a Showgirl. Can you
just write the life of the life all and tell
me that the first album that comes up is.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh my god, the Life of Pablo.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So now when she drops the Life of a show girl.
That's not is That's not what's going to come up.
The Life of a show girl will come up, not
the Life of Pablo.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh my gosh, she is a diabolical genius.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
That is definitely why she included.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
The life of absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Okay, now you have.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I'll never forgive him for what he did. Oh well,
move on anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Scudder has been sweating our audio producer for the last
two hour.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Because I said it was a very simple requestion said,
just give me a fix, give me a Taylor Swift fix,
give me an idea of what it could sound like.
So in the absence of anything true, we give you
this music. I don't mind it. I'd buy it stream.
It was nineteen sound yeah, my ring tone behind the
(40:25):
curtain with the legs. Okay, the voice is a little
bit of lout us more a set, but I'll allow
it was in the empty. Has it got a big
like Taylor Bridge?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Just a second to the Yes, here is a year
Nicole randomly, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
That'll do.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, now he's done a second song, Yes, got our
man that I think is even closer to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, this is what it could sound like she's the
show mom Yes Thin and Story's a little bit true
your country, And I feel like she's turned it back
on that era.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nobody sounds like it could be from one of the
first or second albums.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I agree. Given that she is going to announce the
next sort of you know nugget on the podcast with
her boyfriend Travis and his brother who are we renamed
that podcast Cronking. What would it sound like if she
incorporated all that information in.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Let's have a listen.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
My blood brand is it brown? This Brothers? The Chrissy
Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy
shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Do you
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