June 19, 2025 35 mins

Chrissie says you're not really a fan of coffee if you opt for a pod, while Jack says that people who talk on speaker out and about should be fined. Plus, we continue our deep dive on tattle tales!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh you know hijack.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
By the way, good afternoon, crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I just had a chat with someone in the kitchen
who was waxing lyrical about Thursday being her favorite day
of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I said, named Jack, do I think everyone's got to
be with us on that?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, everybody else in the kitchen was like, are you
on something?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Whack? Yeah, it's called Thursday. Fy ha ha.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Anyway, so we do have a little movement happening here
at Nova with people that are on board with our
Thursday is the best day, I said. The thing is,
can you say Friday is the best day of the week.
That's like saying, oh, if I won the LODO, I'd
pay my house off. It's like, duh, yeah, put a
bit of more thought into us.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's too obvious. It reminds me of Paris Hilton. She
used to say, nobody goes out on a Saturday night,
as in like that's tragic. It's too obvious.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Really, that's so great.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's the best of course you do. You go out, Hey, Thursday,
Friday Faday.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
After three o'clock. We are putting our last lucky entrant
in the running for Chrissy's passport to pull you now.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
We have not selected who is going to be playing,
so get onto the overplayer app. It is not too late.
Register right now.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It is the best day of the week though, Thursday,
and every Thursday we do sweeping statements. We're going to
be doing them before three today.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are going to be offended by mine?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh I will be personally epic. Yeah, start thinking of
your unpopular opinions the Christy Swan Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Notice mee, Troy, you're listening to the Christy Swan Show.
Big up to Baker's delight. Who dropped scoms in today?
Holy hell, a friend in need is a friend indeed?
You know I I'm being influenced by odd people lately.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, recently you told us about Gabrielle Geta. That's right,
it's a blast from the past. I suppose that's not
that unusual because it was cooking related. He's a chef, yes,
and you're the original TV chef for the Kitchen. And
he showed this little video of a gavy separator.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Which was the most boring thing I've ever seen. But
you it was like you were at seven years old
again at science works. Oh wow, I'm just getting to
stare down it was. You've got to You've got to
admit it wasn't that impressive or cool.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Have you ever made gravy?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, then what do you know? Nothing? You know exactly zero. Okay,
I've been influenced again by who Saddam Hussein?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Sorry is who I think it is?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes, okay, original terrorist. Yes, the bad guy, very bad guy, like.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The worst, evil evil. So what possibly could he have
influenced you to do?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You know, I've been telling you lately that I've been
I feel like my luck has run out. Yes, things
are breaking, things aren't working, losing things, your mind, my mind,
my grip on reality, my will to live all lost. Anyway,

(03:10):
I've got this watch situation, will the same watch forever
and ever. A man, it was a fit bit count
of my you know, steps whatever, totally obsessed with it.
I took it off to have a bath because I
don't like to even though when they say things of waterproof,
I don't like to submerge.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Them because it's a lie.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I reckon it is too took it off to have
a bath, and I literally never saw it again. This
was a few months ago, and I've you know, shook
out all my clothes nothing gone. So I've got a swatch, yes,
because I've always wanted to swatch, and I've got enough
pocket money now to get one.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I remember how excited you were about.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It, so gorgeous, and then I lost it. I've lost that.
Oh wow, I don't know where I've put that anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
The despair in your voice.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
But how could I have lost it? I don't understand,
Like it's either do you lose a watch, you take
it off in the bathroom or on your bedside table?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Was it in your car when the junkie went.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Maybe that would explain it.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Maybe that's the one thing they took.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Maybe. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying my swatch jaden ha
ha ha. Anyway, So I thought I need a watch,
and I don't want to spend a lot of money, okay,
and I want because I'm going to lose the next watch.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
But you watch, if you buy a cheap one, it'll
be with you until your last day on this earth.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I have no doubt that that is true. Anyway, Right
at that moment that I thought, I need to watch,
but I can't make any decisions, and I don't want
to spend a whole lot of money. I got an
email from Remo General Store, which is a legendary store
in Sydney, got it and there was an article there
about Saddam Hussein's watch. It is an old school cassio

(04:54):
if one fifty or something. Anyway, I looked at it and
I thought, bloody doo. If a terror can like rely
on it to build a bomb to the second, then
that is plenty enough for me.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
To still be ten minutes late. Everywhere. I was not like, no,
you were you were early.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah. I googled it, found it thirty nine ninety five years.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh, he was a tight ass.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
And now it is on my wrist and I bloody
love it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
In the words of Lyn McGranger.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
The only problem I have is what about next time
I'm at the airport and they wipe me with those things?
What are they can fine?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
What do you think they're going to assume that you
were influenced by him and then lock you up? Maybe
I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's actually going'd be a nice he and break for
you if you want to bring me some gruel and porridge,
least the Chrissy Swan show. We're about to offend Hollywood
Jack Swans.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Sweetea Steamers, that in twenty four to ten.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We're here for you. We've got an ear and it
is all yours. You whisper your sweeping statements, your own
popular opinions into them, and we're going to allow it.
Whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We will not judge.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
We wight am I going first?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Anyone that drinks coffee from a pod machine doesn't really
like coffee, Well.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's not true, because I drink from a pod machine.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Pod machines are not for people that like coffee.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Have you heard a story a well made espressopen machine coffee?
Of course I have, Well I don't know. If you have,
I have, you would appreciate how great it is.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, because I am a real coffee drinker, and that's
why I do not do pods. In fact, I've got
two pod machines at home that I was given as
a gift. And guess where they're going, hard rubbish Facebook marketplace.
I'm gonna get some money for them. You know, same
thing I like coffee ground from the bean, and that.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Is what I have at home inside that pod is
coffee ground from a bean popped inside of pod.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
When no, I like it to be in the bean.
When I'm thinking I might like to have coffee and
then I hit a button and that's when it's ground instantly,
like magic.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But isn't that what a pod is.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, it's already pre ground. It was ground months ago
in Vienna or wherever they come from chefs and then
sent over. No. No, And also they taste like plastic
and metal.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
No. Right, all right, that's your sweeping statement. I disagree,
but I'm said I wasn't going to judge, but I
just did for two minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You can disagree because you are obviously not a proper
coffee drinker. Well I am, though, no proven yourself that you're.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Rolling through Melbourne boy coffee drinking. Okay, My sweeping statement
is if you walk down the street on speaker phone,
the council should be able to find you. It is
the height of rudeness. It is so annoying. My best
friend Christina does it all the time, and I'm like, mate,
I'll tell you what put the phone to you.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know, my counsel is the biggest kill joy in
the world. Don't give them any ideas.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Actually, yeah, the great people of Borondara Council, if you're listening,
let's introduce this.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Don't you think it's so annoying in a world where
there are so many earphone options and you can put
the phone.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Green and Colin in the office a just rubbing their hands.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have some respect for the community.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I agree, because also I don't want to hear something.
I get confused hearing voices like that. I think they're
in my own head.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's another issue I do.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I go, my god, is that? Can anyone? Can anyone
else hear that? Oh? Good, thank god? It's him?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Does it ever happen? And you look around and there
is no one there?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Of course The Christy.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Swan Shows, The Christy Swan Show. Yes, Madonna, Luise Veronica Chacconi, Yes, welcome,
Welcome to the Christy Swan Show. I wonder what her
most unpopular opinion would be.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
A Lady Gaga sucks.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's true, Swan's sweete steamers. If you drink coffee from
a pod machine, you don't really like.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Coffee, I disagree, but anyway, king of the pod machine
I am. And also, if you walk along the road
on speaker phone to somebody, you should be fined by
your local council because it's annoying and rude.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Marie, what is your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hi, Chrissy, how are you so good? Just a thrill
to hear your voice, Marie.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
My sweeping statement is that people that can't spell barn
me should not be allowed to be part of the
Vietnamese barn Me Appreciation group. Faith.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So sort of what sort of spelling have you seen?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh I've seen b A H N M E.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
So it's no appreciation at all as far as I'm
can if you can't spell it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Look, I think bad spelling in general is you know,
just block anybody that spells badly. I remember going to
You're from Brizzee, aren't you, Marie. I remember going to
Darra for the first time, probably about twenty three twenty
four years ago. Before, like you know, barn means were
cool and my god, my taste buds were blown.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
One of the best places in Bristol.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
One hundred percent. We've got a little prize for the
lovely Marie.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yes, a prize pack of Bay Juice Energy, a natural
caffeine boost.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Love me now.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Hello, Deanna, Hello, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm so good? Happy Thursday to you?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Tell me what your your unpopular opinion is your sweeping statement.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Statement is cashier is at the service stations who are
on their phones. V you should be fired?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Woof? That is that is tough talk fight it well,
they should be serving you and taking your payment.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I know it's like, you know what time is it.
It's quiet, they're talking to their girlfriend. I might get
in trouble.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Imagine if I did that in the middle of the show.
You don't have a partner, Deanna. We're going to send
you a prize pack of Beaiju's energy as well.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
So much imagine if you did, you were just like
talking on speaker phone.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
It would actually be doing hate pooky. I would never use.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hat tan. Yeah, hey guy, hey, hell, tell me what
your sweeping statement is? Is it a real doozy?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Tattoos on everybody should be banned. They are ugly and
I know this is going to sound really sexist, but
on particularly on young girl. You put them in a
nice dress and then they've got squiggles and colors and
all this disgusting artwork all over their bodies.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Does anybody you know and love who's close to you
have tattoos and do they know how you feel about it?

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yes? Yes, I have a young I have two young
nieces in their early twenties who I've made it very clean.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
What was the exact sentence you said to them?

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Oh, it's probably something I can't.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Repeat, Tanya. Tell them to start saving for laser tattoo
removal because I'm twenty eight, right, and all of my
girlfriends around me are all getting laser tattoo removal because
they all regret those types of tattoos.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I have thought about tattoos on and off for a
few years, and I'm so glad that I've never gone
through with it, because I am I changed my mind
all the time, all the time, and I just know
I would have changed my mind about it.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You can't do that, Tanya. A pack of Beay Juices
on its way to you, Jazz.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And Hello, I'm so good, Happy Thursday. What is your
sweeping statement?

Speaker 7 (13:07):
I thinkby was framed by the Balonese.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Do you so? How did they do it and why?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
I think they did it as airport. I don't know why.
Maybe because she had a lot of drug.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
The Chrissy Swan Show.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's go clicking.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Chrissy's cliche, see what.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I am so glad that gambling is not one of
my vices. It is not.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's one of the worst.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's the worst. And Drake has ship because he's a
big gambler, loves a casino, just loves it.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Mad for it, and also has a share in a
gambling company. State.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, he'd be one of those high rollers and definitely given.
He has published online his monthly in comings and outgoing.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, a little recaph.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
So week one, he had waged fifty million dollars. Oh,
he lost five million. By the end of the month
he had waged one hundred and twenty four and a
half million dollars. Wow, And he'd won someone lost some

(14:30):
and won someone lost some, obviously, But the net effect
is that he was down eight million dollars for the month.
He lost eight million lost.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Like, I know, he's rich and like a whole other
level of breach, but I didn't think he was this
rich to be able to just spend one hundred and
something million dollars in a month twenty four million.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
And he says, I've got to share the other side
of gambling. Well, thank you, Jay, losses are so fried
right now. I hope I can post a big win
for you all soon. Because I'm the only one that
has never seen a Max. These guys max once a week,
whatever that means.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I mean, shout out to everyone that went and saw
him in Australia because that is all of his tickets
sales from the tour he did here.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That is extraordinary, extraordinary. Hugh Jackman has made an extraordinary getaway.
He was leaving Radio City Hall in New York City
and there was a throng of fans and you can
sort of see him posing for some selfies but keeping
on moving, and I reckon there is a point where

(15:36):
he realizes that if he keeps being the center of attention,
he's going to draw the attention of the crowd and
they are going to swarm and then he's going to
get in trouble. Do you know what he did? What
he waved down the next car that was driving past
and got in the back seat.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
That is so scary to do it.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It's a stranger. He did have a very large, scary
looking bodyguard with him, so I feel like you'd be
all right.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Got that, and then into the car he goes and.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'm just watching himmy He points to a car who's
also taking a photo of him. By the way, and
he just opens a back seat and they get in.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I mean it looks like a nice black Lexus cool
the key you'll cumber imagine if it was a stitch
up in your body.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
It's a Christy Swan show.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hello, good afternoon.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Gosh, I'm having a nice time.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
We are sweeping statements. Was a lot of fun. If
you missed our unpopular opinions, grab the podcast on the
Nova player.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
One day you'll grow up and realize that real coffee
drinkers don't use pods.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Look, I'm a pod snob. I only like an espresso.
You know this, And everyone gets mad because they're so expensive.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, but you put cleanliness over flavor. Do you like
pods because they're clean?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yes, and the pod machine looks good on my kitchen bench,
but they also taste great.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That's not the priority, Okay, priorities the coffee.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, we could fight about this for them. We will.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
We actually will. The rest about Fie stay tune, We're
going to play some songs. Then we're gonna have an.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
All in brawl.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
You know what we are going to do, though, is
put our last listener in the running for Chrissy's passport
to pull we at Oh CARDI register by the Nova
Player app if you haven't already.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
We get to make that magical phone call tomorrow, don't we.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
We sure do? I get nervous about those calls too.
Thirteen twenty four to ten though. Next Chrissy's Quizzy. Would
you like to win a limited edition bum bag? It's
not great, but hey it's up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh you are a dog the Chrissy Swan Show. Let's
give away a bumbag shall.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Chrissies Quizzy?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yes, indeed, Hello, Emily, I'm good? How are you.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Too bad?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I was just saying if if I sang to you,
whether you would sing to me and you didn't.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Probably not nervous.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh am god, don't be nervous. Soy me gosh.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hey Sophie. Ellis Beckster did a day on the Green.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
On the Grain. Hello, Sonia. You know you'd be called
Sonya if you were in America.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
I do know that I've been there and I've been
called Sonya.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
You've got a beautiful voice, Sonya.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Oh, thank you, so do you Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
And you Jack? Thank you Sonya? Hey, Sonya? Do you
know Sonya Morgan from the Real Housewives of New York City.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
I think I know a lot of the real housewise
because I do watch them everything.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
What's your favorite, Sonya?

Speaker 7 (18:42):
I say my favorite probably would probably be the Beverly
Hills Girls and you know the Two Sisters of course.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Yes, yes, I.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Haven't watched anything. I'm terrible.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's okay, that's.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Straight to hell.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
You were going there anyway?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Your name's your buzzes.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
It's the best of five.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I mean the first person you have three answers crept
wins game gets a bum bag. Jack might put something
else in it too.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I reckon. I will question number one Swanny.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Which Australian actor just hopped in a random car in
New York City to escape a throng of fans. It
is Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Question number two, I.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Wouldn't you like to be driving that car? Cobbs is
a brand of what food? Son Yes, sonya, it's a popcorn.
It is popcorn. I used to call my boobs the cobs,
did you yeah, because you know, when you're laying down,
it looked exactly like a cobblow from Baker's Delight.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do they still do cob loaves? Because if they want
to bring them back, I got.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
The mold widow. Would you like to buy some cobs eighties?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You can tell they look at each other going.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Is she okay? No?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Christ for three Boris Johnson is celebrating his sixty first
birthday to day. Do you remember him? What a hot mess?
Which country was he once the prime minister of Sonya? Yes, Sonya,
England was the UK? Do you remember those times? He
always looked like he just wandered out of a dumpster.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
With very messy hair, very messy hair.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Ris Yes, question number four. That's two to Sonya, so right,
none to Emily.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
At the age of seventy, Kelsey Grammar is expected to
become a ahead of what I'll accept a few answers, Yes, Sonya.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
It'll be his eighth baby.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It is.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And I also would have accepted a human baby because
it is going to be a father.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Today.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
You have won.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's a clean sweep, Sonya. But Emily, you know it's
it's Friday, Emilieve, it's almost of the weekend. I'm sure
we can find something for Emily.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes, you are both going to get a double pass
to f one the movie. It's only in Cinema's June
twenty sixth. Next week, Brad Pitts in it. Enjoy that, ladies,
Oh yeah, y, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Won't we ever?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Brad Peter's looking unbelievable at the moment.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I agree, stylist is killing it. I know we're not
sure about him as a dude.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
A younger girlfriend will do that.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yes, really, Levely Mark, The Christy.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show, Crazy Coconut Today?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Are you will? You know what?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yes, I've actually never been better. Today is a good day.
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show. It seems like
the tides are turning for trolls, do you agree? First
of all, earlier on this week, local influencer Indy Clinton
told everybody that, hey, bad news. If you've been harassing

(22:01):
me and my family for years. I hired a private
investigator who worked tirelessly for three months and has handed
me a sixty four page document with everything about you
in there. That must be very, very worried.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
These people, Yeah, I would be. They would be rushing
to delete those accounts in hopes that they're not found.
But it's too late, man, It's too late.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
And also, even if she does nothing else. I mean.
Indy Clinton has since started a new account called you
Are Not a non where it looks like she's going
to reveal their identities. She doesn't have to, I don't think.
I think just by saying I know who you are
that will silence a lot of people. Agree it really will.

(22:44):
Nobby spoke to a lawyer yesterday who said it is
actually against the law. Just reminder, you can serve between
five and seven years depending on where you live in
this country. Five and seven years in jail. Terrible, how embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
And also, I know this sounds sort of I'm not
trying to make trivial, but imagine going into jail and
someone going why why are you in here?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
And you have to say I was pathetic and trolled
someone behind a screen on a keyboard and mat It's like, well,
actually I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Go into no way, no, but you know what I mean,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I mean, I don't reckon it'll go down too Well.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well that's what's happening here on Australian soil. But over
in the UK things are getting a lot more serious.
There was a or there is still running a site,
a gossip site. It kind of looks analogue like Reddit.
You can just tap into threads.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I like the Reddit format. It's so easy to use.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I agree, and there's no bells and whistles. It's like
you just get your fixed stretching the point, go for it.
But this one has a dark undercurrent because it feels
like the best description of this website, tattle Life, is
that it seems to be a hub, a meeting place,
a dating site maybe for trolls, for people that liked

(24:03):
to speak negatively about other people in the public eye.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
There are some Australian people that are the subject of
these threats, but mainly international anyway. It's been running for years,
okay running and running a muck with the businesses and
mental health of particularly the English people that are featured
on it, and torn to shreds. My god, the meanness

(24:30):
and cruelty that people can exert when they believe that
they're anonymous. One couple had enough, they're an Irish couple
and they decided to sue the website. Nobody knew who
ran it. If you did a bit of a deep
dive in it, it was a person called Helen MacDougall. Okay,

(24:50):
but there was no information about Helen McDougall, no photographs, contact.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Details, evidently alias for someone being a dog.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
But whoever was Helan McDougall had covered their tracks so
well that it took Neil and Donna Sance, who are
in Northern Ireland, couple. They sued for defamation for you know,
loss of income from their business, et cetera, their you know, reputations,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
They influences.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm actually not sure what their business was, but they
were absolutely decimated and they won. They took their case
to the High Court. They won and as part three
hundred one thousand pounds six hundred and fifty grand. But
bigger than that is the part of the settlement, the process,

(25:40):
the court whatever, was that the identity of the person
who owned and administered that website was unmasked. And it
turns out it is not a woman called Helen McDougall.
It is a man called Sebastian Ward. I think it
is Ward. He is an influencer in his own right.

(26:02):
He's a vegan chef and has his own followers and
all of that, and he has been running this for profit.
Sebastian Bond his name is. He's been running this for
profit for years.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
What an absolute grub.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I know, and profiting off everyone's misery. Everyone's like massive
decline in mental health. There's people that have lost their businesses,
that have lost their families, all of it because of
this guy. So now this is a landmark case. Yeah,
and it's just odd that it's happening in the UK
and kind of here in Australia with Indy Clinton at

(26:41):
the same time.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, I wonder what will happen to this Sebastian bond do.
Does he face jail time? I wonder where it will.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Go now he absolutely will be facing jail time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I love this. I love that it's all happening at once.
Finally it feels like the world.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Is sort of fighting back exactly, and the bravery of
these people to be the first to do it. Can
you imagine how many people are now going to go
totally Oh well, I'm going to contact my lawyer. You endanger.
Sebastian Bahn opened the gates.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Great updates twenty Thank you hey. Next Chrissy's Passport to Pullia.
We are putting the last person in the running for
this unbelievable trip registered by the novaplayer app the.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Chrissy Swan Show.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Very excited.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Discover Pullia and unlock all five senses with a perfect.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Can Chrisy's Passport to Pullia.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Liz, you are in the Charlie bucket position in that
all the spots have been taken apart from one. It's
just like Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Liz, Oh my god, I'm Christy.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
I'm just dying for this golden ticket.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Wouldn't it be brilliant?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
I cannot think of anything that would make my day, week,
month life.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Who would you take with you? Because we're about to
take you through what the prize actually is and I
want to imagine who is striding next to you with
the bum bag in the passport.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I would take my little sister. We have been listening
flattish to this segment and we have just been manifesting
this so hard.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
So.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cross.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
We've got almost we've got four kids between us, and
we just would love a mama's trip away.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Wouldn't it be brilliant? Because this is what this is
what is up for grabs? Return flights of course with
Eddy had airways for two adults to Italy Domestic return
transfer from Milan or Rome, Italy to Bari for the
winner and your companions, a seven day tour for two
people in Pulia valued it over twelve grand. Seven nights

(28:52):
accommodation in a traditional Musia which has been thoughtfully selected
for beauty, comfort, authentic city. It is a true local accommodation.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
This is bougie ass. You're going to feel like a
proper Italian Liz. If you win this, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
I cannot believe. It is a true once in a
lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
You even you even get a dedicated Mercedes that will
be driving you wherever you need to go for the
duration of your holiday.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
An absolute outrage.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Jump on Instagram to travel Paulia, who have put this
whole trip together, and you will see what you could
potentially be winning us twenty. Let's get to it, all right, this.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Is how it works, Liz. I've got something. It's very Italian,
It's synonymous with Italy. Could be food, could be landmark,
could be something like that. I'm going to give you
some clues and the minute you think you know what
it is, you've got to say it's time is of
the essence.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, okay, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Are you ready, I'm ready, one, two three. This is
deeply tied to Italian social life and tradition. The famous
mock pot stove top maker was invented in Italy in
ninety Yes, it is coffee. That was quickly there. I

(30:14):
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Hey say quick in Italian, but that was quick.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Lesbie. Listening at this time tomorrow as we will be
calling our lucky winner.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
I am shaking. I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Goods so exciting the Crispy Swan Show Swany, very exciting
news before we get to clickbait. We've talked about it
all week. Next week we are giving away a brand
new car.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've never done. Do you know what? We've never done
that on this show.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Now we're mad for holiday, but I don't think we've
done a car.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I don't know whether or not I've given away a
car in my career. I must have you have, but
my god, this is exciting.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't think it would have been an electric vehicle, Swanny.
They're giving away a B y D C Line six
plug in hybrid suv. Jump on know have a player
up to register your details and next week we're going
to start putting people in the running for this go
beyond expectations with the by d C Line six plug
in hybrid su Has.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
This happened to you ever since we've started talking about it?
You see the Mayor everywhere.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Chrissy's click faite and they are dexy as hell.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's talk about Scissor Interview Magazine is a legendary, legendary magazine,
actually made famous because the covers used to be original
artworks by Andy Warhol?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Is that what it kicks? It all off?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Many many men, many many years ago. Anyway, still going,
still going strong. It's still kind of a subversive, interesting
modern take on everything. And in that flavor, in that vein,
they sort of flip the script and they get celebrities
and musicians to interview each other, which I think is brilliant.

(31:54):
Scissa has sat down with Chapel Roade and interviewed her.
One of the questions that came up was about the
online stuff, because Chapel Ryan really gets a hard time online.
She cops it, Yeah, she really really does, and it
affects her. It does affect her. She said, I care
about it and it makes me cry real tears.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I know she also said this, there's no audio. Oh
I thought there was an audio bit. Oh, well, there
you go. And Scissa, very sweetly and quite patronizingly, says, oh,
that's so sweet that you care. I think that says
everything we need to know about Sissa, who clearly does
not give a.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Hoot and has been in the industry a little bit
longer than Chapel, so it's probably at that point where
it just is water off exactly.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
She goes, Oh you do, it's beautiful. All right, Let's
move on to a local darling, Delta Gudrum. She has
married her long term boyfriend and guitarist Matthew Copley. They've
been together for seven years and it's just an excuse
for us to play our favorite Delta good room tunes,

(33:04):
which are many many.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm very happy about how Delta's handled this relationship because
I feel like she's kept it sort of private.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I think she's learnt the hard way true when she
was going out with.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
That guy Mark Philip, Remember now going on.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Mark philipsis no, there was a there was another one,
someone with an accent. Anyway, it was this guy who's
that guy with the.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Dimples here Yep, that's Brian mcfaddagh.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
No, that's not no, not that one. This one, that one.
Click on that is oh my god, it's going through
the ball. Hang on, we're getting there, We're getting that's important.
I forgot about that guy, Darren McMullen.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Did she date Darren?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, ages yes, yes, absolutely. They were spotted kissing and
holding hands and stuff, and I reckon after him. She went,
you know what, I'm not going to make this anybody's business.
Matthew is the real deal. She said that he's her
best friend and she's very, very lucky. Well, they tied
the knot, and of course the paparazzi photos reveal that

(34:19):
Richard Wilkins was there. Richard Wilkins is everywhere, is everywhere, beetlejuice.
You say his name three times and he just turns
up and he's.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
There with his son. That's a fun duo. Imagine getting
to go to weddings with your dad.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
That would be so fun.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
It would he'd be a cool dad.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, your dad would be good at a wedding. My
dad is great at a wedding.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Although I am at of course, you are obvious.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
When you're not working. Can we please enjoy my recent
favorite of adultas wings. Yes, can I tell you this
very loud in your car with the windows down, provided
your children aren't in the car, because that is very embarrassing,
cringe enjoyable at that moment, very enjoyable moment out. The

(35:05):
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
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