June 17, 2025 • 39 mins
We pitted Gold Logie nominees Julia Morris and Poh Ling Yeow against each other in the ultimate test, 'I'm A Fan Of Your Work.' Chrissie's To Do List Tuesday reminds us all to 'Live Your Life'. Plus, Jimmy Carr once called Chrissie a Milf!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Oh hey, welcome to Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm so excited because two of my TV friends Slash
have become my real life friends, are going to come
into the studio and that means that I'm going to
have four people that I love irl.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And at work.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You, Jack, Tom, Julia Morris and Polling y'all all in
the one day.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's a great day for me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's a great day for everyone listening to Swanny.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
And it's funny that they're two ladies we often get
on this show anyway because we just love them.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes correct, We're going to talk about how exciting it
is to be nominated for a Gold LOGI and just
basically enjoy some lady madness with them.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It is also the third last day to get in
the running for Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. If you want
to visit that unbelievable Italian region, jump on the Nova
Player up, register your details and we could be calling
you nexo.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's to do this Tuesday. How grim is yours?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Today's oh absolutely diabolical as per great the Crazy Swan
Show Tuesday. That means this is happening to do this Tuesday,
I mean chief chief on my to do list for
tuesdays to come to work and enjoy myself and catch
up with Julia Morrison poling now and they are coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Next Ay sure, I'm excited to see them.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
In the meantime, I'm going to take you through actually
two to do lists. One was my weekend to do list,
which is very quick, and I achieved absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nothing on it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wash hair, did not check my d pop did not
check out Kit's work that he's making for me.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I've put him to work. He's making some Instagram tiles
for me. Didn't check it. Go to the market, Live
your life.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Shop, live your life. I love that you have to
remind yourself you didn't do any.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Of them today. It's a bit of a grim one.
I'll save the green one till last.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
First of all, today on my to do list was
to prep for carture that I'm making from scratch so
that it proves and makes its deliciousness while I'm at work.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I did do that, yuh, So you've got that to
look forward to.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm going to bring some in for you tomorrow, please,
holy it is good.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Also, your lasagna last night was great?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Great?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did you eat yours last night? Was it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
When I didn't hear from you both, I thought, oh
my god, I've poisoned them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so bad. They can't even say it's nice or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Did you see I sent your photo?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, I know, but I didn't get that till late.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh okay, yeah, no, no, it was great.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I've only got one other thing on my photo. No
that's okay. No, No, you don't need to just send
a photo.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was just like, oh my god, I've put it's
so disgusting that on the group. What's out there going?
How do we tell her never to bring us lasagna again?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She's done a hospital.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm calling from the hospital and this is a bit grin.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I need to pick up Ginge's from the vet. Oh wow,
So if you hadn't heard my daughter's bunny Pastor's.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Tom, you can't you cannot look at me and laugh.
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I can't hear you go again?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh wow. I didn't realize that. I know.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was being like, oh wow, Gingy passed away and
left this earth about three weeks ago, and I'm surprised
you've not collected them as yet.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, well, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I only found out on Thursday that she's ready to
be collected in her little urn.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
She passed away. I found her.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It was very traumatic and we had her cremated and
I need to pick her.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Up from the vet.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, Jack, I was sitting on the couch sobbing as
if my grandmother had died.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I know you were really connected to that rabbit. I'm
still quite shocked by it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think also I was at a low ebb.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, there was the start of Q two.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Things were grim and it was so grim and it
just flowed me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It got you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, okay, what's on your to do list?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It to number one.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Get to Apple before June eighteen, so up from now,
today and tomorrow. They've got this really great iPhone trading deal.
What and you get like a good amount back for
your current phone when you get a new phone. And
I'm need a new phone. I think they must be
doing it before the new one drops in.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Can I tell you there is Buckley's and none. It
could be the best deal in the world. It could
be Bring your phone into an Apple store before June eighteen.
You get a billion dollars, I still would not be
able to get there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm going straight there from work today. I must do
it because otherwise I won't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, we'll get you out early.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Book book Friday dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Where are you going? What do you feel like? What's
your vibe?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm not sure, I'm so boring. I'll probably just book
friends while.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh I was, I was just going to go to Nando's.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
And then my final one is I've got one thing
left to book on my trip away and that is
the fairy from Capri.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
To Naples, So I need to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh I'm picking up a dead bunny and you're booking
a fairy to Naples.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Hey, good news. Let's turn that frown upside down. Julia Morrison,
Poling Yay. Three absolute icons of Australian television Chrissy, Julia and.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, who's the thing next show? I'm through to welcome
two of my favorite friends all the time from the biz.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Julia Morris and Polling Yow. How do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
They so exciting that you're both nominated for Gold logis
and I think.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know the logos. Everyone's like the leggies. Guess you
say lam, It's said burden. So in all of that snark,
I think we forget.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Congratulations to both of you is microphone, Yes you know,
I mean you know what I'm like, I really need amplification,
get away.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This one is for you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So they're called apple Jack food related and these ones
were just so bonkers. They're apricot colored with gold tips
and they will look so great in your house.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Julia Morris, I also have gold tips. They excuse is
above and beyond.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Christy Swan congratulates, sure, sad anything like it in this
already wonderful experience.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a really big deal and well done.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
No, get your arm up and do a celebrity way. Yes,
cradle them like they are so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Thank you. Oh my gosh, what have you been up to,
Julia Morris? God, you know what.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
So over the last couple of days, so Poe and
I found out that we were nominated for the Gold.
What happens is you put one day aside to go
and have a little photo shoes and we kind of
see some of the other gold people, as you know,
having one goal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And I haven't won gold. I was only nominated in
my mind, you one.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Goal everybody ever think of that I might not even
I might not even correct people. I'm not for gold again, mate,
I'm not even invited. I wasn't invited last year. What
about the cost cuttings? If you're sad about it, isn't
even invited that that's a joke, joke.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Good, Maybe I won't be invited talking not an ideal
situation called a comedy cul de sac.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Friends.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So what we've done over the last couple of days
is start to talk about the last twelve months of work.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And you know how we are the last part of
the puzzle.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Really in these massive shows that we're lucky enough to
work on. And I've said for years always let cash
be your LOGI.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Working there's your bonus. Yeah, it's lovely to get a
night unreal, it's going to be fun. It is unreal.
You're going to get propped up, You're going to wear
runners as per.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Oh my gosh, I'm going to desperately avoid the dry
white wines like the plague on the night.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know, I'm not a fan. I will be vomiting
on the table, on the table.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What does worry me of courses that the by bands
will have worn off by the time any sort of
speak have you coming on?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can you imagine, Julia, I'll have your back, I wondered.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
They've got security like side of the stage, stiffer dogs dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, then I'm in big trap.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
This is your first Gold nominee nomination, Julia, this is
your fourth unlucky.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hey, I think I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
What's what's your advice?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What's your advice for when they're announcing the Gold and
you have to pretend you're happy for the look like
you hate them.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't look like you give me the face now and
the winner is Hamish Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How about this one? Look that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We forgot to clap, clap, Julia. The winner is Hamish Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Is copping us so got hard and it's not even
his fault. I chipping away.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Paul last I spoke to him the morning the nominations
were announced, and he said, me and six women, five
or six women, what a bloody stitch up. I cannot win. Absolutely,
don't vote for him. He's saying, yeah, he's doing an
anti campaign because he's petrified of the repercussion.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You know what, I said, bring it on, but I
need you to lie down in the long un Yes,
I'm not bringing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
On will go.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I always think that the interesting thing about it when
that name is called out, whoever it is and whatever
it is, I just think that just tells us exactly
where our audience are up to with the programming that
we're giving them.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
True, that's where they're it.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's a popularity contest, lovely, unreal great, But at the
end of the day, like, what are you watching?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What do you want? Well? Who do you want to
hear more from? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
So that just I kind of feel it's like a
little science experiment.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
When that moment happens, I'm like, ah, okay, right here, interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
How do people vote? Has voting opened yet?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Where do we go?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It opened yesterday morning? Well, my mum was just asking me,
and I said to myself, no, yourself, really must learn
the details.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
TV.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I think it's tvweek Logies dot dot com Com, Okay, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The chrisy Swan Show, The chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
My friends have stick around, Gold LOGI nominees Julia Morris
and polling. Now now the logis it's a big networking event.
There's a lot of air kissing and a big fan
of your work, big fan of your work, big fan
of your work going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've made up a game called big fan of your work.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I am such a big fan of yours.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I am a big fan of your work.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
This is how it's going to work. You stand up comedian,
Julia Morris, you food guru pulling out, I'm going to
switch through.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'm going to give you Julia questions about food, and
you polling now go questions about comedy, and we're going to.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
See how big of a fan you are of each
other's work. Really absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wants to die.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm already recoiling.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Look every fifteen minutes for eternity, So free back into
the annals. You'll find something that I'll be bringing up
within the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You've kicked a go question number one for Julia Morris.
But rice is best when you're making a risotto.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh, when you're making a risotto, you would go directly
for the buria correct.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Also would have accepted, Oh she loves it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
What three ingredients make the alleged perfect carbonaro assaults?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Oh my goodness. Okay, so what you've You've got a
porcine product. The people prefer.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Maybe the sprayken actual bacon. Yes, you've got your cream.
No oh no, no no, because you do with your eggs. Yeah,
you did, know what you did?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Eggs parmesan guan charlotte slash bacon slash pancha.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Not only that, I go like hardcore on the parmesan,
not like some disco parmesan shake it. I go for
the like get involved with that triangle.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Correct question number three, Name three ways that you can
cook an egg?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Three ways you can cook an egg. You can poach one,
you can.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
One, yes, and you can bake one. Correct. You can
bake Oh yeah you can, you can yes, you can
call love yeah yeah. Listen. And by the way, the
kitchen is not one of my special gifts. So let's
be very clear up front. You're doing well, well, I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Question for Julia Morris. What smokey chili is a key
ingredient in Mexican cuisine?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh well, it has to be the mahabara, Is it
a it is a chipotle? Oh, it's the sauce. What
is another word for white sauce? Oh well, you've got
your bees meast. All right, let's move on to you.
What did get Tank Hard.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Three out of five.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You're a medium fan of post war. We've been up
since six a m.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The fact that I'm not crying or vomiting the show
is still young.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You've got to at this hour as well.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm like, well, good night, good night. How exciting questions
for you?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
The part of joke delivers the laugh is called the punchline.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Correct? Who is Melissa Rivers's mum? Correct? Look at you?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Which? South African slash? Key Week meeting is a regular
on Have you been paying attention? Was recently starting Amy
Schumer's film Kind of Pregnant? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
African? South African slash? You know this person? Regular on
have you been paying attention? Yes? Fabulous stand up Netflix.
I love her.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Someone who harasses a stand up comedian during their set
is called Clark.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're not a lad. You use that sort of language
at this hour of the day. Oh no, I see
that is a different Yes.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yes, And last, but not least, at the twenty twenty
three logo ceremony, which Osie Comedian revealed the winner of
the logo she was presenting before listing the nominees, Julia
Moyes CORECT Let's enjoy that moment, shall we. It is
the most outstanding entertainment program, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
The TV week logo goes to.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh, hopefully we get some more gold at this year's ceremony.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
In, Ladies.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You're always a pleasing You're already winners one hundred percent.
I feel that. I feel that working, just working, just working.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
We're just getting hangs with cool people, getting a coffee
in the afternoon and a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Maybe amazing. Thank you, ladies, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
The Christy Swan Show, You've got a big news announcement jacket.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yes, Swanny.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
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Speaker 3 (15:07):
Oh my god, can I tell you I have won
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
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Speaker 4 (15:18):
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Speaker 1 (15:26):
Have you seen these cars? They are sex this sleep.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
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Speaker 1 (15:42):
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Speaker 4 (15:46):
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in hybrid SUV signing Chrissies, click, can't.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It b Do you remember she had a baby and
then I didn't hear anything else about it? Her third
baby a girl when you was a girl. That baby
is like a proper person now standing up and wearing jewels.
Her name is Blossom, and we got to see her.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's such a funny name to me.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
God, she's cute.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
She is cute.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Cardian Offset clearly not great, not a great couple, but
they make great kids.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Because Offset's been kicked to the curb, has an ena ass.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, and the baby's only nine months old, I think
so it's quite a recent kick in to the curb.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean, she's got three gorgeous kids. Six and how
old's the boy?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Maybe three? Three?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And then the baby go back to the baby photo
of Blossom. Do you know my favorite part of any
baby that's about that age.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
How old is she about six months? Nine months?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The thighs, nope, oh the handby.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Hands, looker, there's no knuckles, and I've got the same thing.
There's no at protruding knuckles. You just have little dimples
like a baby.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
She is cute.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I love the names as well. She's got so wave
is her three year old son. Culture is her six
year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And how do you spell culture?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
There's a K involved kultur e culture.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, well it's only one mistake there, correct k. It's
very nice.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Maybe she's manifesting that she'll marry a Kardashian so that
she's got the KK.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Speaking of Kardashians, Megan Mikael has sat down for her
second ever podcast, right, she's only done two.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
One with that superable American woman.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
She was terrible.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I can't think of her name. But I tell you what,
Instagram get lost because I watch that interview Jamie obviously
too many times, and now they show me stuff that
that Jamie kern Lema has done over the last you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Know twenty No, she's haunting you that we.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Have not discussed that podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't think we ever should because it's so bad,
Like I would love.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
To hear thirteen twenty four to ten. Just give me
a call.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I just want to talk to somebody about how awful
the podcast was.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
It's the one with that girl going what ya I
have had may look signed, what the power? And yet
I speak to my phone and go, oh, shut up.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Was that the podcast because we did talk about it
where she spoke about emailing her kids.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, So she's only ever done one podcast until now.
She's sat down with Emma Gred who is an english Woman.
She runs the Aspire podcast and I think she's a
fan of Megan's. She's also a fan of the Kardashians.
You would if you're a follower of the Kardashians, you
would know Emma from her work with Skims and Good Americans.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, way in there. This is a little snippet off
the podcast with Megan Michael.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
You have to be authentic, authentic. Did you see my
baby and mama Down's Well, that's what I kind of
want to see from you, like I want to see
happiness and that that was four years ago. So it's
also a really great reminder that with all the noise
or whatever people do, there's a whole life, a real,
authentic fun life that's happening behind the scenes. I'm just
grateful that now being back on social as well, I
(19:29):
have a police wherek and share it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Meghan has posted the first video bar real whatever that
I haven't had to shut down and screen that from
her personal Instagram account. It's a little pastiche montage of
times that her husband h has has been a great dad,
celebrating Father's Day. It is the most gorgeous little video.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Did you watch it?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I did. I had to stop though, because that Jason
Mora's song is awful.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Jason Mora's song is awful, absolutely, but the videos are
really cutee we like it. Speaking of specsavers, have you
checked out the new Elton John line. He sat down
with a pen and paper and designed it himself.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I wonder what he was drinking while he did it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh yeah, I wonder what he would have been. Maybe
I feel like a NEGRONI. What will you think he miss? Gosh?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes, because I was like, he's not a martini man.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I imagine a dark like short glass of a dark liqure,
or like an orange drink.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes, and your Groni or maybe like an elderflower thing.
In fact, I have a friend who works with him.
I'm going to ask him what Elton's favorite drink?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Please, okay, dumb.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And ask him how grumpy he is today?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yes, I think he's very that there's lots of MBAs
in place. Yeah, so we may not be able to
answer that one, but the drink we might be lucky. Hello,
thank you so much for sticking around. Wasn't it lovely
to catch up with Julia Morrison Poling Yard talk about
their amazing gold logi and nominations If you missed them,
it was perfection in terms of lady madness, and that
(21:04):
will be on our podcast. If you want to have
a little download.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Grab it from the Nova player up and hey, whilst
you're there, register for Chrissy's Passport to Pulia because today
is the third last day to get in the running
for that competition. On Friday, swanee, we will be calling
someone and telling them that they are going to Pulia
flying Eddie had Airways, Everything sorted by travel Paulia.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's going to be epic.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
The best next though, Chrissy'squizy thirteen twenty four to ten.
If you would like to win a bum bag.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show that track.
Isn't it amazing how you can so easily forget your
favorite songs unless they're front and center in your brain?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I agree, swanning, it's so nice to hear Adell again.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
More of that, please, yes, sir, and more bumbags plause
Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Hi, Andrea, were you enjoying Adele rolling in the deep
while you were on hold?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I are?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
How good?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
It's great to be on the show so well.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I'm so thrilled to be talking to you, Andrea. Tell
me what is your favorite entrey?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Trey h cheesy garlic bread is always a winner?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yum?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yes? What about you, Nikki? What's your favorite entrey?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Maybe a nice garlic pizza.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wow, you're very very similar I personally, not that you asked.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I think the best entrey is either a capriasy salad
or a sesame prawn slash prawn toast.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Wow in it number three? A dozen oysters or no?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That sort of goes without saying.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, it's too obvious.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Mine would just have to be oysters because I just
love them. Sick.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, you say, such a fancy guy.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't think is that fancy? Are they? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Girls? Oysters a fancy huh?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Andrea and Nikki, but they're fancy, like they no, not
really a fan.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, but they're fancy.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I'll tell you what will not go in your limited edition,
chrisy Sancho, bumbag is oysters.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
That is not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Your names are your buzzes, My beautiful ladies. It is
the best of five beans. First one of yours to
get to three gets the bump bag. And I think
Jack's feeling a bit.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Generous inside that bum bag because I'm really vibing him again.
This week is a double pass to Brad Pitt's new movie,
f Won the movie. It's only in Cinema's next June
twenty six, so that's next week. But apparently it's a
real vibe and he's been serving some looks at the premieres.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Question number one, what is the name of Cardi B's
nine month old babe, Andrea?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yes, Andrea Blossom. Yes, it is Blossom.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
We just got to see her in a little fat
kneaz and fingers, so cute.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Question number two a k A is an action year
Sniaky also known as correct question Nuther three. Twelve years
ago today, this song wake Me Up was released? Who
sings it?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Andrea? It is a chick.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
May he rest in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I was gonna say, is he not with this anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
And there's a really sad and fantastic documentary on him
that I've not yet watched, but I've been told for
like the last five years to watch it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I know, people tell me that, yeir, And I'm like, really,
do I care about a VICI?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I do, Yeah, there's a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I care, But I'm just I don't want to be
made to feel depressed for him, Like apparently it's like
quite sad how he was treated.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
In the NBA's management. Oh really, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It is a good show to watch, though, is this?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Who is that? Who watched it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Niki?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Okay? Is it quite sad?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It is?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But he was amazing? Was he?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay? Well that's good.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
How does it compare to say, the Milli Vanilli documentary
of the George Michael One. I've never watched the Millvanilli.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
It's so good, alrighty Question number four Andrea he's currently
on two points.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
NICKI is on one.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Prime Minister Anthony Albane. It has been stood up by Hume.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Come on classic a classic stand up, classic dadup of
the G seven summer.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yes, Andrea Trump, Yes, yeah, he's gonna leave the G
seven summit after tonight's Leaders dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
He was supposed to anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Trump is out of there, and he forgot that he
had a date with our Prime minister.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure they could FaceTime or something. Hey, Andrew, I
guess what.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You've got a double pass to f one the movie
and Nikki I'm gonna send you one as well.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So much go to the movies or to the large
popcorn you know, just die of dehydration afterwards.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Just what did you say to listen to live your life?
You had a reminder to yourself to live your life.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Go to the market, buy fresh food, live your life.
That's none of them.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's how dire it's getting. She's got to remind yourself
the Crissy Swan.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Show, I mean, much like Adele that we just enjoyed
hearing again after a little absence, do yourself a favorite
and listen to a bit of the Cranberries. That song
obviously by royal Otis is originally a Cranberry song.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
She's that good.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I have been Swanny because at the moment they're having
a real moment.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
On TikTok, whole new generation are using their music over
their videos and I'm like, hey.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What's this song? I love it? And then it's like
it's the Cram.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
The Cranberry is so good.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I think their big album was no need to argue fabulous.
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova thanks
to Baker's delight Our Queen Karli and ig she I
mean hello song God. I need to do more deep
diving on her playlists as well.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She's so great anyway.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She is a legend and she's still on her world tour,
the Tension Tour. She finished her UK leg just I
mean that the UK leg limped, if you know what
I mean. Right, She sadly had to cancel some shows
in Poland, Estonia I love this song.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And Lithuania.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Why why is she not going there?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She has no voice? Now there's two things I want
to say.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No desire.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
She's like, I have to go to a Stonia. I
don't state in London.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, I feel like she's she's got an English accent.
Now I love that she does. It's warning she's gone
from Australia, where we love her sick. She then went
to America and like Andy Cohen, really honed in on this.
The way Americans got around her this year was unbelievable,
unbelieving the New York billboards everywhere around Times Square. She
then went to England, which is like a second home,
(28:01):
and now it's Estonia.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
My mom is tired.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
She's like, I'm fifty seven. I really have to sing
to feel right.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I just want to go to like private clubs in Mayfair.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I like to believe that her work ethic, which by
the way, is world famous for decades, means that she does,
in fact have laryngitis. She has no voice, which is
I think a maybe the product of singing too much
and for too long. But also, if she's anything like me,
(28:31):
if you make a living with your voice, which she
does and which I do, allegedly, if you cannot speak,
that is so, if you use your voice for a living,
and you have a very good work ethic, which may
and Kylie have, the only way to get us to
(28:51):
not work and to rest is to make sure that
we can't use our voice at all.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's the universe.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
When I don't have my voice, that is like like,
oh okay, it's out.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Of my hands.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, there's nothing you can do exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And it reminds me just this week, I've been filling
in for Kate Richie on fits in Whipper's Sydney Breakfast
Show and I'm just loving it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It is such a wild time.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I was so excited to see Fitz last week.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh he's so They're so beautiful. I'm having such a
great time, just like going to a party.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They had the UK comedian Jimmy Carr on their show
and I said, oh, look you if it's any interest
to anyone, like he was on the project when I
was filling in for Carrie and he gave me a compliment.
He called me a milk and it's so kind. I'm
(29:43):
want of those people that go really, you would like too,
that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's the nicest thing.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
If you're driving past Christy Swan on the street put
that window down in wolf whistleing.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yes, I am one of those terrible people that don't mind.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I don't think it's I think it's like against the
Lauren stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Now, I was saying it's okay, I.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Don't mind it anyway, and I said, look, if you
know I'm going to be interviewing him with you, I
would like to thank him for that compliment. Anyway, I
did that and that was all fun. Then they replayed
the actual exchange way back when. Listen to my voice
and I'm going to give you the story behind it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Speaking of though, what's the matter with her voice? She
sounds like the project are doing a seance and that's
a voice from the other side.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
It doesn't sounds like I'm possessed.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I can't believe I'm talking to you like this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I went on national television sounding like that.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I can't believe the producers didn't say, hey, let's give
Swanny the night off.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Can I tell you? I said to them, I can't
do it. So this that was the night after the
logis and you.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Know twenty twenty two logis were on the Gold Coast. Yes,
I was with you.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yes, And you know how every time I have a
good night, by the way, wasn't drinking no at that
state at all. Every time I have a good night
and I laugh and hello, it's great. I always lose
my voice. It is the one sign of me having fun.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
And that was actually the night that you stayed for
quite a while at that Channel ten after party. I
had a great night yapping to everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think it was the night of the amazing black
dress and you slept. I present, that's right, because I
couldn't get it off, and I presented with car It's
just it was a great That was.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Sort of my last logan. It was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Anyway, Invited again.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I never to be invited again.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I lost my voice and I knew that I had
to turn up and do the project, which is live,
so i'd flown back to Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I told them before, I said, guys, I cannot speak.
It's bad.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm not going to have my voice. I gave them
every opportunity and they said beautiful. People at the project
were like, we think it's sort of funny, like if
anything can reflect the logos, it's that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
So just come on.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And every ten minutes, I'm like, are you sure no,
and they were like, yeah, we're gonna do it. So
that is the story. I did a whole show sounding
like that.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
I think that was the right decision. It's sort of
like you and you presented with Carl the night before.
It's kind of funny that the next day you too
had no voice like he didn't many years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm believable.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
So Carl, if I can do it, get back out
there on the on the road woman.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The Chrissy Swan Show Jobell.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
gala too. Chrisye's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh yeah, is your passport ready, Jesse? Just in case?
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I'm pretty sure it is. Yes, we went on a
cruise two years ago, so it should be right.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, you'll be right. Just how exciting have you ever
been to Italy? And are you a foodie?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Definitely a foodie. And I've only been to Italy in
terms of an Italian restaurant, So as close as I've
got I can taste it though it's so close.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Oh, you would love it so much.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I love to give little tidbits about Pulia at this point.
I love have you heard of the like nineteen twenties,
It's like the original kind of heart throb sex symbol.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Rudy Valentino Rudolph Valentino have you heard?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, not really no, right, okay, so there's a generation,
get there. He came from Pulia and also the current
you know, Roberto Cavali, the fashion house, the current head
of the current creative director Valentino.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yes, from the yeah, you know, Rudolph Valentino. It was
like silent movies.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I mean you would you wouldn't touch it with a
forty foot pole now, but apparently at the time, hot hot, hot,
All right, Jess.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Tardist and you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, that's it, that's it. I'll tell you what I can get. Hey, Jess,
this is how it's going to work. We're all going
to concentrate. Now.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm going to give you a whole series of clues.
The answer has got to come from you as quickly
as possible. You just throw words out, throw words out
the minute you think you might know what it is.
It will be Italy related. It will be an Italian food,
an Italian person, an Italian landmark, something Italian.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
A Florentine artist named Bernardo Buontalenti is credited with creating
the first version of this in the fifteen hundreds. In
twenty twenty one, Italy applied for UNESCO recognition as part
of its cultural heritage.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Some university teach students from all the world how to
make it.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
There are over five thousand places to acquire this and
it's often made fresh daily.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Most fruit flavors are usually dairy free. Some yes it is. Yes.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
What is your favorite go to flavor when you're standing
in front of those delicious multiple tubs?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Mango?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yes, stangeous queen?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Answer you go.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm a rum and raisin girl. Oh no, it's rare.
Oh god, it's so good. I'm surprising. Oh no, you're
not an old seventies dad.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's why. Hey, Jesse, good luck for three day?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It is, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Good luck for Friday?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Make sure you're tuning in as we'll be calling our
lucky winner and if you'd like to play tomorrow, register
via the Nova player app. Shout out to Eddie had
Airways and travel Pully up the Chrissy Swan Show now Swanny.
Before we get to our final clickbait, very exciting news.
For the first time ever, we are giving our listeners
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Speaker 3 (35:22):
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Speaker 2 (35:52):
Chrissy's click Babe.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, said Correll.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I love him, I love everything he does, and I
still kick myself. He did like a c a for
one of those movies long with Anne Hathaway Get Smart
at a local cinema, and I just I didn't go.
I couldn't get out of the house. Yeah, it was
down the road for men. I still couldn't do it.
That was years ago, So I've been hermiting for a
very very long time, like.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And Hathaway didn't even have a fore head full of
botox yet.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Steve Carell has lent his his opinions and.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Master of ceremoniness to.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
A commencement address at Northwestern University.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That is a good guest speaker today.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I'd like to talk about something quite simple, something that
is important to me and something that I believe we
need more of in the world. My topic this morning
is kindness, so please just shut up with a lesson.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I thought there was going to be a punchline there,
like I thought he was going to say, you know,
we need more of it. It's very important to me.
My talk today is going to be on chicken salt
like something, but no, it was kindness, and I agree
kindness is a ubbus.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
How good that he got up and danced with everyone
as well.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
To this song.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
They call me There's name.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What a song.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
My dad props this song. I think of him every
time he good on you'd say the little t ta.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Let's Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
The reason he went there he did that speech is
not because he went to that university. It's because his
kids go there. He's got a daughter Annie and a
son Johnny. Cute Annie and Johnny. Okay, so this My
feet are still like buzzing in agony and fear over this.
Police have responded to a shocking stunt video of up
(37:52):
to five people who were spotted dangling from the top
of a seventy seven story tower on the Gold Coast
Now this if if you're not good with quantity or
heights or whatever, seventy seven stories is so high, two
d and fifty meters clear up into the air. It's one
of the huge skyscrapers on the Goal.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeap.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
A lot of those buildings. My dad lives there. They've
often got a viewing tower, uppose a viewing thing deck
the deck. Yeah, that you can that you can walk
out on this building had that. These guys went up
there and then went further, further, further.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
There is one piece of footage, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Of the guy standing on the ledge. You see the
very edge of it. You see his white crocs and
he's taking a photo over the edge. If a little
breeze came by, or if his mate pushed him, he would.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Be over the top, like just in crocs. It's sweaty.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I have wild dreams.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I often have dreams I'm falling off a building and
then I wake up. It's like this to me is
a nightmare, but.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
An absolute nightmare, because if you've got your you know how,
when you've taken photos of stuff or whatever, it's easy
to get your perspective a bit wonky. Yeah, and you
just and you sort of you know, oh God, I'm
I'm not where I thought I was one centimeter and
you are plummeting.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I tell you what, though, could be worth it for
the sunset photos. Those some that sunset is amazing.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I imagine this is the song they would have uploaded
it with Sunset Lover on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Also known as their funeral song. The Chrissy Swan Show
is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
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Speaker 1 (39:25):
Are you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Oh hey, welcome to Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm so excited because two of my TV friends Slash
have become my real life friends, are going to come
into the studio and that means that I'm going to
have four people that I love irl.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And at work.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You, Jack, Tom, Julia Morris and Polling y'all all in
the one day.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's a great day for me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's a great day for everyone listening to Swanny.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
And it's funny that they're two ladies we often get
on this show anyway because we just love them.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yes correct, We're going to talk about how exciting it
is to be nominated for a Gold LOGI and just
basically enjoy some lady madness with them.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
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the running for Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. If you want
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Player up, register your details and we could be calling
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Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's to do this Tuesday. How grim is yours?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Today's oh absolutely diabolical as per great the Crazy Swan
Show Tuesday. That means this is happening to do this Tuesday,
I mean chief chief on my to do list for
tuesdays to come to work and enjoy myself and catch
up with Julia Morrison poling now and they are coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Next Ay sure, I'm excited to see them.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
In the meantime, I'm going to take you through actually
two to do lists. One was my weekend to do list,
which is very quick, and I achieved absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nothing on it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wash hair, did not check my d pop did not
check out Kit's work that he's making for me.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I've put him to work. He's making some Instagram tiles
for me. Didn't check it. Go to the market, Live
your life.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Shop, live your life. I love that you have to
remind yourself you didn't do any.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Of them today. It's a bit of a grim one.
I'll save the green one till last.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
First of all, today on my to do list was
to prep for carture that I'm making from scratch so
that it proves and makes its deliciousness while I'm at work.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I did do that, yuh, So you've got that to
look forward to.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm going to bring some in for you tomorrow, please,
holy it is good.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Also, your lasagna last night was great?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Great?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did you eat yours last night? Was it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
When I didn't hear from you both, I thought, oh
my god, I've poisoned them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so bad. They can't even say it's nice or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Did you see I sent your photo?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, I know, but I didn't get that till late.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh okay, yeah, no, no, it was great.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I've only got one other thing on my photo. No
that's okay. No, No, you don't need to just send
a photo.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was just like, oh my god, I've put it's
so disgusting that on the group. What's out there going?
How do we tell her never to bring us lasagna again?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She's done a hospital.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm calling from the hospital and this is a bit grin.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I need to pick up Ginge's from the vet. Oh wow,
So if you hadn't heard my daughter's bunny Pastor's.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Tom, you can't you cannot look at me and laugh.
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I can't hear you go again?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh wow. I didn't realize that. I know.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was being like, oh wow, Gingy passed away and
left this earth about three weeks ago, and I'm surprised
you've not collected them as yet.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, well, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I only found out on Thursday that she's ready to
be collected in her little urn.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
She passed away. I found her.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It was very traumatic and we had her cremated and
I need to pick her.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Up from the vet.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, Jack, I was sitting on the couch sobbing as
if my grandmother had died.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I know you were really connected to that rabbit. I'm
still quite shocked by it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think also I was at a low ebb.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, there was the start of Q two.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Things were grim and it was so grim and it
just flowed me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It got you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, okay, what's on your to do list?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It to number one.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Get to Apple before June eighteen, so up from now,
today and tomorrow. They've got this really great iPhone trading deal.
What and you get like a good amount back for
your current phone when you get a new phone. And
I'm need a new phone. I think they must be
doing it before the new one drops in.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Can I tell you there is Buckley's and none. It
could be the best deal in the world. It could
be Bring your phone into an Apple store before June eighteen.
You get a billion dollars, I still would not be
able to get there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm going straight there from work today. I must do
it because otherwise I won't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, we'll get you out early.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Book book Friday dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Where are you going? What do you feel like? What's
your vibe?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm not sure, I'm so boring. I'll probably just book
friends while.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh I was, I was just going to go to Nando's.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
And then my final one is I've got one thing
left to book on my trip away and that is
the fairy from Capri.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
To Naples, So I need to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh I'm picking up a dead bunny and you're booking
a fairy to Naples.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Hey, good news. Let's turn that frown upside down. Julia Morrison,
Poling Yay. Three absolute icons of Australian television Chrissy, Julia and.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, who's the thing next show? I'm through to welcome
two of my favorite friends all the time from the biz.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Julia Morris and Polling Yow. How do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
They so exciting that you're both nominated for Gold logis
and I think.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know the logos. Everyone's like the leggies. Guess you
say lam, It's said burden. So in all of that snark,
I think we forget.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Congratulations to both of you is microphone, Yes you know,
I mean you know what I'm like, I really need amplification,
get away.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This one is for you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So they're called apple Jack food related and these ones
were just so bonkers. They're apricot colored with gold tips
and they will look so great in your house.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Julia Morris, I also have gold tips. They excuse is
above and beyond.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Christy Swan congratulates, sure, sad anything like it in this
already wonderful experience.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a really big deal and well done.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
No, get your arm up and do a celebrity way. Yes,
cradle them like they are so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Thank you. Oh my gosh, what have you been up to,
Julia Morris? God, you know what.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
So over the last couple of days, so Poe and
I found out that we were nominated for the Gold.
What happens is you put one day aside to go
and have a little photo shoes and we kind of
see some of the other gold people, as you know,
having one goal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And I haven't won gold. I was only nominated in
my mind, you one.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Goal everybody ever think of that I might not even
I might not even correct people. I'm not for gold again, mate,
I'm not even invited. I wasn't invited last year. What
about the cost cuttings? If you're sad about it, isn't
even invited that that's a joke, joke.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Good, Maybe I won't be invited talking not an ideal
situation called a comedy cul de sac.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Friends.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So what we've done over the last couple of days
is start to talk about the last twelve months of work.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And you know how we are the last part of
the puzzle.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Really in these massive shows that we're lucky enough to
work on. And I've said for years always let cash
be your LOGI.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Working there's your bonus. Yeah, it's lovely to get a
night unreal, it's going to be fun. It is unreal.
You're going to get propped up, You're going to wear
runners as per.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Oh my gosh, I'm going to desperately avoid the dry
white wines like the plague on the night.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know, I'm not a fan. I will be vomiting
on the table, on the table.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What does worry me of courses that the by bands
will have worn off by the time any sort of
speak have you coming on?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can you imagine, Julia, I'll have your back, I wondered.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
They've got security like side of the stage, stiffer dogs dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, then I'm in big trap.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
This is your first Gold nominee nomination, Julia, this is
your fourth unlucky.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hey, I think I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
What's what's your advice?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What's your advice for when they're announcing the Gold and
you have to pretend you're happy for the look like
you hate them.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't look like you give me the face now and
the winner is Hamish Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How about this one? Look that's good.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
We forgot to clap, clap, Julia. The winner is Hamish Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Is copping us so got hard and it's not even
his fault. I chipping away.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Paul last I spoke to him the morning the nominations
were announced, and he said, me and six women, five
or six women, what a bloody stitch up. I cannot win. Absolutely,
don't vote for him. He's saying, yeah, he's doing an
anti campaign because he's petrified of the repercussion.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You know what, I said, bring it on, but I
need you to lie down in the long un Yes,
I'm not bringing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
On will go.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I always think that the interesting thing about it when
that name is called out, whoever it is and whatever
it is, I just think that just tells us exactly
where our audience are up to with the programming that
we're giving them.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
True, that's where they're it.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's a popularity contest, lovely, unreal great, But at the
end of the day, like, what are you watching?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What do you want? Well? Who do you want to
hear more from? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
So that just I kind of feel it's like a
little science experiment.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
When that moment happens, I'm like, ah, okay, right here, interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
How do people vote? Has voting opened yet?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Where do we go?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It opened yesterday morning? Well, my mum was just asking me,
and I said to myself, no, yourself, really must learn
the details.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
TV.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I think it's tvweek Logies dot dot com Com, Okay, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The chrisy Swan Show, The chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
My friends have stick around, Gold LOGI nominees Julia Morris
and polling. Now now the logis it's a big networking event.
There's a lot of air kissing and a big fan
of your work, big fan of your work, big fan
of your work going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've made up a game called big fan of your work.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I am such a big fan of yours.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I am a big fan of your work.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
This is how it's going to work. You stand up comedian,
Julia Morris, you food guru pulling out, I'm going to
switch through.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'm going to give you Julia questions about food, and
you polling now go questions about comedy, and we're going to.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
See how big of a fan you are of each
other's work. Really absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wants to die.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm already recoiling.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Look every fifteen minutes for eternity, So free back into
the annals. You'll find something that I'll be bringing up
within the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You've kicked a go question number one for Julia Morris.
But rice is best when you're making a risotto.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh, when you're making a risotto, you would go directly
for the buria correct.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Also would have accepted, Oh she loves it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
What three ingredients make the alleged perfect carbonaro assaults?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Oh my goodness. Okay, so what you've You've got a
porcine product. The people prefer.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Maybe the sprayken actual bacon. Yes, you've got your cream.
No oh no, no no, because you do with your eggs. Yeah,
you did, know what you did?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Eggs parmesan guan charlotte slash bacon slash pancha.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Not only that, I go like hardcore on the parmesan,
not like some disco parmesan shake it. I go for
the like get involved with that triangle.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Correct question number three, Name three ways that you can
cook an egg?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Three ways you can cook an egg. You can poach one,
you can.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
One, yes, and you can bake one. Correct. You can
bake Oh yeah you can, you can yes, you can
call love yeah yeah. Listen. And by the way, the
kitchen is not one of my special gifts. So let's
be very clear up front. You're doing well, well, I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Question for Julia Morris. What smokey chili is a key
ingredient in Mexican cuisine?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh well, it has to be the mahabara, Is it
a it is a chipotle? Oh, it's the sauce. What
is another word for white sauce? Oh well, you've got
your bees meast. All right, let's move on to you.
What did get Tank Hard.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Three out of five.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You're a medium fan of post war. We've been up
since six a m.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The fact that I'm not crying or vomiting the show
is still young.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You've got to at this hour as well.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm like, well, good night, good night. How exciting questions
for you?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
The part of joke delivers the laugh is called the punchline.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Correct? Who is Melissa Rivers's mum? Correct? Look at you?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Which? South African slash? Key Week meeting is a regular
on Have you been paying attention? Was recently starting Amy
Schumer's film Kind of Pregnant? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
African? South African slash? You know this person? Regular on
have you been paying attention? Yes? Fabulous stand up Netflix.
I love her.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Someone who harasses a stand up comedian during their set
is called Clark.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're not a lad. You use that sort of language
at this hour of the day. Oh no, I see
that is a different Yes.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yes, And last, but not least, at the twenty twenty
three logo ceremony, which Osie Comedian revealed the winner of
the logo she was presenting before listing the nominees, Julia
Moyes CORECT Let's enjoy that moment, shall we. It is
the most outstanding entertainment program, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
The TV week logo goes to.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh, hopefully we get some more gold at this year's ceremony.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
In, Ladies.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You're always a pleasing You're already winners one hundred percent.
I feel that. I feel that working, just working, just working.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
We're just getting hangs with cool people, getting a coffee
in the afternoon and a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Maybe amazing. Thank you, ladies, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
The Christy Swan Show, You've got a big news announcement jacket.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
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Speaker 4 (15:02):
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
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Have you seen these cars? They are sex this sleep.
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Speaker 1 (15:42):
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Speaker 4 (15:46):
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in hybrid SUV signing Chrissies, click, can't.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It b Do you remember she had a baby and
then I didn't hear anything else about it? Her third
baby a girl when you was a girl. That baby
is like a proper person now standing up and wearing jewels.
Her name is Blossom, and we got to see her.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's such a funny name to me.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
God, she's cute.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
She is cute.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Cardian Offset clearly not great, not a great couple, but
they make great kids.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Because Offset's been kicked to the curb, has an ena ass.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, and the baby's only nine months old, I think
so it's quite a recent kick in to the curb.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean, she's got three gorgeous kids. Six and how
old's the boy?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Maybe three? Three?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And then the baby go back to the baby photo
of Blossom. Do you know my favorite part of any
baby that's about that age.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
How old is she about six months? Nine months?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The thighs, nope, oh the handby.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Hands, looker, there's no knuckles, and I've got the same thing.
There's no at protruding knuckles. You just have little dimples
like a baby.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
She is cute.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I love the names as well. She's got so wave
is her three year old son. Culture is her six
year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And how do you spell culture?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
There's a K involved kultur e culture.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, well it's only one mistake there, correct k. It's
very nice.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Maybe she's manifesting that she'll marry a Kardashian so that
she's got the KK.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Speaking of Kardashians, Megan Mikael has sat down for her
second ever podcast, right, she's only done two.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
One with that superable American woman.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
She was terrible.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I can't think of her name. But I tell you what,
Instagram get lost because I watch that interview Jamie obviously
too many times, and now they show me stuff that
that Jamie kern Lema has done over the last you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Know twenty No, she's haunting you that we.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Have not discussed that podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't think we ever should because it's so bad,
Like I would love.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
To hear thirteen twenty four to ten. Just give me
a call.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I just want to talk to somebody about how awful
the podcast was.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
It's the one with that girl going what ya I
have had may look signed, what the power? And yet
I speak to my phone and go, oh, shut up.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Was that the podcast because we did talk about it
where she spoke about emailing her kids.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, So she's only ever done one podcast until now.
She's sat down with Emma Gred who is an english Woman.
She runs the Aspire podcast and I think she's a
fan of Megan's. She's also a fan of the Kardashians.
You would if you're a follower of the Kardashians, you
would know Emma from her work with Skims and Good Americans.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, way in there. This is a little snippet off
the podcast with Megan Michael.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
You have to be authentic, authentic. Did you see my
baby and mama Down's Well, that's what I kind of
want to see from you, like I want to see
happiness and that that was four years ago. So it's
also a really great reminder that with all the noise
or whatever people do, there's a whole life, a real,
authentic fun life that's happening behind the scenes. I'm just
grateful that now being back on social as well, I
(19:29):
have a police wherek and share it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Meghan has posted the first video bar real whatever that
I haven't had to shut down and screen that from
her personal Instagram account. It's a little pastiche montage of
times that her husband h has has been a great dad,
celebrating Father's Day. It is the most gorgeous little video.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Did you watch it?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I did. I had to stop though, because that Jason
Mora's song is awful.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Jason Mora's song is awful, absolutely, but the videos are
really cutee we like it. Speaking of specsavers, have you
checked out the new Elton John line. He sat down
with a pen and paper and designed it himself.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I wonder what he was drinking while he did it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh yeah, I wonder what he would have been. Maybe
I feel like a NEGRONI. What will you think he miss? Gosh?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes, because I was like, he's not a martini man.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I imagine a dark like short glass of a dark liqure,
or like an orange drink.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes, and your Groni or maybe like an elderflower thing.
In fact, I have a friend who works with him.
I'm going to ask him what Elton's favorite drink?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Please, okay, dumb.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And ask him how grumpy he is today?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yes, I think he's very that there's lots of MBAs
in place. Yeah, so we may not be able to
answer that one, but the drink we might be lucky. Hello,
thank you so much for sticking around. Wasn't it lovely
to catch up with Julia Morrison Poling Yard talk about
their amazing gold logi and nominations If you missed them,
it was perfection in terms of lady madness, and that
(21:04):
will be on our podcast. If you want to have
a little download.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Grab it from the Nova player up and hey, whilst
you're there, register for Chrissy's Passport to Pulia because today
is the third last day to get in the running
for that competition. On Friday, swanee, we will be calling
someone and telling them that they are going to Pulia
flying Eddie had Airways, Everything sorted by travel Paulia.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's going to be epic.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
The best next though, Chrissy'squizy thirteen twenty four to ten.
If you would like to win a bum bag.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show that track.
Isn't it amazing how you can so easily forget your
favorite songs unless they're front and center in your brain?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I agree, swanning, it's so nice to hear Adell again.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
More of that, please, yes, sir, and more bumbags plause
Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Hi, Andrea, were you enjoying Adele rolling in the deep
while you were on hold?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I are?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
How good?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
It's great to be on the show so well.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I'm so thrilled to be talking to you, Andrea. Tell
me what is your favorite entrey?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Trey h cheesy garlic bread is always a winner?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yum?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yes? What about you, Nikki? What's your favorite entrey?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Maybe a nice garlic pizza.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wow, you're very very similar I personally, not that you asked.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I think the best entrey is either a capriasy salad
or a sesame prawn slash prawn toast.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Wow in it number three? A dozen oysters or no?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That sort of goes without saying.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, it's too obvious.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Mine would just have to be oysters because I just
love them. Sick.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, you say, such a fancy guy.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't think is that fancy? Are they? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Girls? Oysters a fancy huh?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Andrea and Nikki, but they're fancy, like they no, not
really a fan.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, but they're fancy.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I'll tell you what will not go in your limited edition,
chrisy Sancho, bumbag is oysters.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
That is not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Your names are your buzzes, My beautiful ladies. It is
the best of five beans. First one of yours to
get to three gets the bump bag. And I think
Jack's feeling a bit.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Generous inside that bum bag because I'm really vibing him again.
This week is a double pass to Brad Pitt's new movie,
f Won the movie. It's only in Cinema's next June
twenty six, so that's next week. But apparently it's a
real vibe and he's been serving some looks at the premieres.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Question number one, what is the name of Cardi B's
nine month old babe, Andrea?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yes, Andrea Blossom. Yes, it is Blossom.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
We just got to see her in a little fat
kneaz and fingers, so cute.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Question number two a k A is an action year
Sniaky also known as correct question Nuther three. Twelve years
ago today, this song wake Me Up was released? Who
sings it?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Andrea? It is a chick.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
May he rest in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I was gonna say, is he not with this anymore?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
And there's a really sad and fantastic documentary on him
that I've not yet watched, but I've been told for
like the last five years to watch it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I know, people tell me that, yeir, And I'm like, really,
do I care about a VICI?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I do, Yeah, there's a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I care, But I'm just I don't want to be
made to feel depressed for him, Like apparently it's like
quite sad how he was treated.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
In the NBA's management. Oh really, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It is a good show to watch, though, is this?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Who is that? Who watched it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Niki?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Okay? Is it quite sad?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It is?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But he was amazing? Was he?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay? Well that's good.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
How does it compare to say, the Milli Vanilli documentary
of the George Michael One. I've never watched the Millvanilli.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
It's so good, alrighty Question number four Andrea he's currently
on two points.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
NICKI is on one.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Prime Minister Anthony Albane. It has been stood up by Hume.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Come on classic a classic stand up, classic dadup of
the G seven summer.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yes, Andrea Trump, Yes, yeah, he's gonna leave the G
seven summit after tonight's Leaders dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
He was supposed to anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Trump is out of there, and he forgot that he
had a date with our Prime minister.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure they could FaceTime or something. Hey, Andrew, I
guess what.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You've got a double pass to f one the movie
and Nikki I'm gonna send you one as well.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So much go to the movies or to the large
popcorn you know, just die of dehydration afterwards.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Just what did you say to listen to live your life?
You had a reminder to yourself to live your life.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Go to the market, buy fresh food, live your life.
That's none of them.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's how dire it's getting. She's got to remind yourself
the Crissy Swan.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Show, I mean, much like Adele that we just enjoyed
hearing again after a little absence, do yourself a favorite
and listen to a bit of the Cranberries. That song
obviously by royal Otis is originally a Cranberry song.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
She's that good.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I have been Swanny because at the moment they're having
a real moment.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
On TikTok, whole new generation are using their music over
their videos and I'm like, hey.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What's this song? I love it? And then it's like
it's the Cram.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
The Cranberry is so good.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I think their big album was no need to argue fabulous.
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova thanks
to Baker's delight Our Queen Karli and ig she I
mean hello song God. I need to do more deep
diving on her playlists as well.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She's so great anyway.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She is a legend and she's still on her world tour,
the Tension Tour. She finished her UK leg just I
mean that the UK leg limped, if you know what
I mean. Right, She sadly had to cancel some shows
in Poland, Estonia I love this song.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And Lithuania.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Why why is she not going there?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She has no voice? Now there's two things I want
to say.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No desire.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
She's like, I have to go to a Stonia. I
don't state in London.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, I feel like she's she's got an English accent.
Now I love that she does. It's warning she's gone
from Australia, where we love her sick. She then went
to America and like Andy Cohen, really honed in on this.
The way Americans got around her this year was unbelievable,
unbelieving the New York billboards everywhere around Times Square. She
then went to England, which is like a second home,
(28:01):
and now it's Estonia.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
My mom is tired.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
She's like, I'm fifty seven. I really have to sing
to feel right.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I just want to go to like private clubs in Mayfair.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I like to believe that her work ethic, which by
the way, is world famous for decades, means that she does,
in fact have laryngitis. She has no voice, which is
I think a maybe the product of singing too much
and for too long. But also, if she's anything like me,
(28:31):
if you make a living with your voice, which she
does and which I do, allegedly, if you cannot speak,
that is so, if you use your voice for a living,
and you have a very good work ethic, which may
and Kylie have, the only way to get us to
(28:51):
not work and to rest is to make sure that
we can't use our voice at all.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's the universe.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
When I don't have my voice, that is like like,
oh okay, it's out.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Of my hands.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, there's nothing you can do exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And it reminds me just this week, I've been filling
in for Kate Richie on fits in Whipper's Sydney Breakfast
Show and I'm just loving it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It is such a wild time.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I was so excited to see Fitz last week.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh he's so They're so beautiful. I'm having such a
great time, just like going to a party.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They had the UK comedian Jimmy Carr on their show
and I said, oh, look you if it's any interest
to anyone, like he was on the project when I
was filling in for Carrie and he gave me a compliment.
He called me a milk and it's so kind. I'm
(29:43):
want of those people that go really, you would like too,
that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's the nicest thing.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
If you're driving past Christy Swan on the street put
that window down in wolf whistleing.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yes, I am one of those terrible people that don't mind.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I don't think it's I think it's like against the
Lauren stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Now, I was saying it's okay, I.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Don't mind it anyway, and I said, look, if you
know I'm going to be interviewing him with you, I
would like to thank him for that compliment. Anyway, I
did that and that was all fun. Then they replayed
the actual exchange way back when. Listen to my voice
and I'm going to give you the story behind it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Speaking of though, what's the matter with her voice? She
sounds like the project are doing a seance and that's
a voice from the other side.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
It doesn't sounds like I'm possessed.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I can't believe I'm talking to you like this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I went on national television sounding like that.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I can't believe the producers didn't say, hey, let's give
Swanny the night off.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Can I tell you? I said to them, I can't
do it. So this that was the night after the
logis and you.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Know twenty twenty two logis were on the Gold Coast. Yes,
I was with you.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yes, And you know how every time I have a
good night, by the way, wasn't drinking no at that
state at all. Every time I have a good night
and I laugh and hello, it's great. I always lose
my voice. It is the one sign of me having fun.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
And that was actually the night that you stayed for
quite a while at that Channel ten after party. I
had a great night yapping to everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think it was the night of the amazing black
dress and you slept. I present, that's right, because I
couldn't get it off, and I presented with car It's
just it was a great That was.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Sort of my last logan. It was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Anyway, Invited again.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I never to be invited again.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I lost my voice and I knew that I had
to turn up and do the project, which is live,
so i'd flown back to Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I told them before, I said, guys, I cannot speak.
It's bad.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm not going to have my voice. I gave them
every opportunity and they said beautiful. People at the project
were like, we think it's sort of funny, like if
anything can reflect the logos, it's that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
So just come on.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And every ten minutes, I'm like, are you sure no,
and they were like, yeah, we're gonna do it. So
that is the story. I did a whole show sounding
like that.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
I think that was the right decision. It's sort of
like you and you presented with Carl the night before.
It's kind of funny that the next day you too
had no voice like he didn't many years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm believable.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
So Carl, if I can do it, get back out
there on the on the road woman.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
The Chrissy Swan Show Jobell.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
gala too. Chrisye's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh yeah, is your passport ready, Jesse? Just in case?
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I'm pretty sure it is. Yes, we went on a
cruise two years ago, so it should be right.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, you'll be right. Just how exciting have you ever
been to Italy? And are you a foodie?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Definitely a foodie. And I've only been to Italy in
terms of an Italian restaurant, So as close as I've
got I can taste it though it's so close.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Oh, you would love it so much.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I love to give little tidbits about Pulia at this point.
I love have you heard of the like nineteen twenties,
It's like the original kind of heart throb sex symbol.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Rudy Valentino Rudolph Valentino have you heard?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, not really no, right, okay, so there's a generation,
get there. He came from Pulia and also the current
you know, Roberto Cavali, the fashion house, the current head
of the current creative director Valentino.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yes, from the yeah, you know, Rudolph Valentino. It was
like silent movies.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I mean you would you wouldn't touch it with a
forty foot pole now, but apparently at the time, hot hot, hot,
All right, Jess.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Tardist and you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, that's it, that's it. I'll tell you what I can get. Hey, Jess,
this is how it's going to work. We're all going
to concentrate. Now.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm going to give you a whole series of clues.
The answer has got to come from you as quickly
as possible. You just throw words out, throw words out
the minute you think you might know what it is.
It will be Italy related. It will be an Italian food,
an Italian person, an Italian landmark, something Italian.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
A Florentine artist named Bernardo Buontalenti is credited with creating
the first version of this in the fifteen hundreds. In
twenty twenty one, Italy applied for UNESCO recognition as part
of its cultural heritage.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Some university teach students from all the world how to
make it.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
There are over five thousand places to acquire this and
it's often made fresh daily.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Most fruit flavors are usually dairy free. Some yes it is. Yes.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
What is your favorite go to flavor when you're standing
in front of those delicious multiple tubs?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Mango?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yes, stangeous queen?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Answer you go.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm a rum and raisin girl. Oh no, it's rare.
Oh god, it's so good. I'm surprising. Oh no, you're
not an old seventies dad.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's why. Hey, Jesse, good luck for three day?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It is, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Good luck for Friday?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Make sure you're tuning in as we'll be calling our
lucky winner and if you'd like to play tomorrow, register
via the Nova player app. Shout out to Eddie had
Airways and travel Pully up the Chrissy Swan Show now Swanny.
Before we get to our final clickbait, very exciting news.
For the first time ever, we are giving our listeners
the chance to win a brand new car.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
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time we even think of the Letters BYD. Michael Jackson's
PYT comes in a B whe deep Build your.
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Speaker 2 (35:52):
Chrissy's click Babe.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, said Correll.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I love him, I love everything he does, and I
still kick myself. He did like a c a for
one of those movies long with Anne Hathaway Get Smart
at a local cinema, and I just I didn't go.
I couldn't get out of the house. Yeah, it was
down the road for men. I still couldn't do it.
That was years ago, So I've been hermiting for a
very very long time, like.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And Hathaway didn't even have a fore head full of
botox yet.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Steve Carell has lent his his opinions and.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Master of ceremoniness to.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
A commencement address at Northwestern University.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That is a good guest speaker today.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I'd like to talk about something quite simple, something that
is important to me and something that I believe we
need more of in the world. My topic this morning
is kindness, so please just shut up with a lesson.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I thought there was going to be a punchline there,
like I thought he was going to say, you know,
we need more of it. It's very important to me.
My talk today is going to be on chicken salt
like something, but no, it was kindness, and I agree
kindness is a ubbus.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
How good that he got up and danced with everyone
as well.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
To this song.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
They call me There's name.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What a song.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
My dad props this song. I think of him every
time he good on you'd say the little t ta.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Let's Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
The reason he went there he did that speech is
not because he went to that university. It's because his
kids go there. He's got a daughter Annie and a
son Johnny. Cute Annie and Johnny. Okay, so this My
feet are still like buzzing in agony and fear over this.
Police have responded to a shocking stunt video of up
(37:52):
to five people who were spotted dangling from the top
of a seventy seven story tower on the Gold Coast
Now this if if you're not good with quantity or
heights or whatever, seventy seven stories is so high, two
d and fifty meters clear up into the air. It's one
of the huge skyscrapers on the Goal.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeap.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
A lot of those buildings. My dad lives there. They've
often got a viewing tower, uppose a viewing thing deck
the deck. Yeah, that you can that you can walk
out on this building had that. These guys went up
there and then went further, further, further.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
There is one piece of footage, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Of the guy standing on the ledge. You see the
very edge of it. You see his white crocs and
he's taking a photo over the edge. If a little
breeze came by, or if his mate pushed him, he would.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Be over the top, like just in crocs. It's sweaty.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I have wild dreams.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I often have dreams I'm falling off a building and
then I wake up. It's like this to me is
a nightmare, but.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
An absolute nightmare, because if you've got your you know how,
when you've taken photos of stuff or whatever, it's easy
to get your perspective a bit wonky. Yeah, and you
just and you sort of you know, oh God, I'm
I'm not where I thought I was one centimeter and
you are plummeting.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I tell you what, though, could be worth it for
the sunset photos. Those some that sunset is amazing.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I imagine this is the song they would have uploaded
it with Sunset Lover on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Also known as their funeral song. The Chrissy Swan Show
is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
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