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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is a christ show Chrissy's clique. I want to
joke about our girl.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do a Lipiper is in the country. At the moment
as I was saying good night to my eleven year
old daughter last night, she goes, everyone's so excited that
doua Lipa's in Australia.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Ever, I've already seen it, so it doesn't matter that
I'm missing out.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh not fast.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We went to that amazing year. It was so gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Was that at the fore or the Palais, Palais Pale?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was at the Palais and I went along because
because I love a Lipa, But I was bown way
by how good she is live. One of the best
concerts I've ever been to.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I agree to see her in such an intimate space.
We were very lucky. I love to go and see her.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't have tickets, no, And I said to Peg, well,
that sort of works out well because I don't have tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
She goes, that's mean anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
She hit the stage last night in Melbourne and honored
the residents of Melbourne and a legendary band from the
town of Melbourne ac DC with this tune.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
She sounds good, Yeah, listen to the audience. That would
have been awesome, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You and Peg should also watch her live performance at
Royal Albert Hall. Okay is live, Now, that's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
She's got so.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Many dates here in Australia, but it's only seeing in
Melbourne and then she's off to New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Now Swanny descent list looks fantastic. Yeah, but I do
have one issue. What is it? I read that the
concert only features four costume changes and I just feel
like I'd like more.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Four.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, that's very.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Four is a lots I would like more. Kylie, you
can't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You can't say that because you and I enjoyed Billie Eilish,
who had exactly zero costume changes.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh, she doesn't require any costume changes.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So what are you saying about the other pape?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Leave that for the imagination.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Last the Chrissy Swan Show Chrissy's Clique Fait.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Remember last week that there was an American tourist that
snatched a baby wombat from its mother and then ran
towards the camera holding the baby wombat.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was shocking footage.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I mean, these tiktokles will do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
For a viral moment and will you I feel like
I was so horrified because I identify.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
As a wombat to you poo square, Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No, because I've I've always loved wombats and I feel
like if I could, if I was going to be anything,
it would be a wombat, just the way they walk.
And then that baby. It's like I felt like someone
was stealing kit or Peggle Leo.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I was very upset.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I felt seen.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I felt I felt like I wanted her to go
to hell. Everybody did. Everyone was so shocked and outraged
because it's a national treasure.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
La La La Well, she was kicked out of the country.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I believe her visa was canceled, or if it wasn't,
she left of her own free will because she was
about to be stoned in the local square.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She by everybody. Everyone was so married one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But she has apologized kind of And I've got an
opinion about this that might surprise you.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
What I did was an incredible mistake. There hasn't been
a moment I haven't regretted it. Yes, However, there's something
much bigger at play here. Every year the Australian government
issues for the killing of thousands and thousands of wombats
across Australia along with millions of kangaroos.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, So for starters, an apology needs to be unequivocal
and should not include the word however or but I
get that I did not know that the government was
killing wombats.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
But do we know that this is fact? This is
the other thing. She could just be pulling that start
from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I believe that she is mad enough about the you know,
being pilloried for this act, that she has looked into
it and gone, hang on a minute, everyone's so mad
that me touching one the government kill them.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't know. Sliding to our DMS at the Christy
Swan show if anyone has some actual factory, I.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Mean, I do know that kangaroos are culled, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, because they're awful and they're attack you. I still
have PTSD from the age of four.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was feeding a box of cereal, you know, the
little mini motel just rights and the kangaroo came to
the end of it and he was so mad. He
was like jumping on top of me, wanting to punch me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, they're savage, I was. I think I was feeding
mine a carrot or something in Harvey Bay. I was
with my grand and pop. Second mention of the day.
See I do talk about them.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Keep it up and keep it up. I want to
be included in the mill.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It started attacking me. Oh, there's not much on that side.
But yeah, no, okay, Well, at least she's apologized. I
guess we've got to give her that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Hmm. But I need to get to the bottom of
that because I'm a bit upset about killing a warm bats.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's talk about the white lotus.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh mate, last night's episode was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I haven't watched it.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm a little bit behind, but you will be impressed
that I not only watched the first episode, I had
to download the bingeap.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
To watch it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh good on you.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes, because I don't know how to work my foxtail.
I'm still paying for it, don't worry, but I can't
turn it on.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm shocked you didn't, miss Did you mean to assist
you with getting foxtail working?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I called my son and he couldn't even do it remotely,
and so I just started again.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I mean, you know, so many subscriptions being direct debited.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
What's another one? Anyway? I watched the first one.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They are loathsome people, and I remembered they all are
in episode one every series I've gone, I can't watch this.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I hate everyone in it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I loved everyone immediately in episode one, like everyone, what
do you mean? They're fantastic? We don't have time to.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Go out all unlikable. Those three school friends are.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Discussing, obsessed with them. I want to be friends with them.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What the three blondes, the family with the three kids
that are visiting Thailand for her exchange, are revolted.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Soon we flew over the North Paul to get here.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Posey's okay, when.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Did we take you?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Who did you meet with a bog?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I like her.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's the only one. The rest of them are gross. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The star of that show is what's his face? Patrick Schwarzenegger,
Arnold's son. He is the most unlikable of everybody there
at that resource. I'm praying for I'm praying for a tsunami?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is that episode two?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Anyway? He has fronted a skims campaign.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He has Kim Kardashy and once again killing it on
the marketing front has got him and his very beautiful
Sabrina Carpenter's style fiance to wear skin.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
We love it. Really quickly, we're running late. Tiffany, you
have won those tickets to Teddy Swims.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh my god, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Right, not so fast? What's your little titbit? Well, my
tidbit is that Teddy Swims is not Teddy Swims, Chrissy.
What's his real name, Jaydon sim Scale, Jason, my god, Jason, Jane.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's Jameen Jason, Jason, Jayan Jim Style. No wonder he
changed his name. That's awful. Enjoy the show, though, Tiffany,
We love you.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com. Are you