July 12, 2024 • 28 mins
Meghan Trainor has decided to renew her vows with her husband and has also agreed to renew them every five years! Isn't that a bit much? Plus, Tom Gleeson joins us on the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. It's Friday. Have I
ever said it's Friday here on the Christy Swancho? Yes, yes,
I really don't like it. Did I say it? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I think you did it like in a jovial way.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right, Okay, Well that's good because I don't like it. No,
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you do say wacky Wednesday, and that's even more.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I only say wacky Wednesday to annoy. That is annoying.
And do you know what else annoys you? Vow renewalvour renewals.
Meghan Trainer has got a very odd tradition that weirdly
you and I disagree on.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And Tom Gleason Swanny, He's going to stop by the
show and I'm going to pit you two together in
a hard Quiz kids edition.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know that we're grown ups. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Meghan trainor is she one of yours? She's one of mine.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm like neither here nor there on her. I think
I like her, though I don't like I'm not obsessed
with her music, but I like her.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I feel like I would like her if I met her.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, she seems fun.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and I know that Ricky Lee, who we love,
loves Meghan Trainer and that's enough of a stamp of
approval for me.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah. I like that. We liked that Ricky larks and
I like that she's kind of close with christ Jane
because Chris Jenna is fun.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh well, she's absolutely one of yours. She's got a
real style. Anyway. She was on the Kelly Clarkson Show.
Another fabulous woman. Yes, and Kelly Clarkson does this fabulous
thing on her show where because she's got the parts,
oh you mean Kelly Kelly, ok, where she sings a
(01:35):
song with her guest, but it's the guest's song, so
no one's singing, you know, a Kelly Clarkson song. Kelly
is singing their song, which is a nice and humble
thing to do. That is so Megan Trayner went on
and they sang all about that bassa that's Kelly, I mean,
(01:57):
come on, and behind this Meghan Trainer was like, I
am freaking out because I have to sing with Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, that would be pretty amazing. Also, Swanny, do you
know how old that song is now?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh? Oh it's ten years. I saw it on the link.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, crazy is that.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I saw it when she said, oh, you know I'm
singing this song because it's the ten year anniversary. I
was like, what what I feel like?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That was released four years ago?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Three years ago?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, we're getting old. She's also been on the Drew
Barrymore Show, another one of my queens.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hey, they've taken Charlie's Angels off Netflix and I'm not happy. Anyway.
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, you should have it on DVD from sanity.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh I do, but obviously no, I do it Mum
and Dad's house. But I just don't have a DVD
player anymore because it's not two thousand and one.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is disrespectful of the streamers classic cinema.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Right anyway, Sorry, back to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Trackson Meghan Trainer on Drew she revealed this. Now I
think Jack, you were not. You're going to be surprised
at my take on this. Have a listen, manager, Tommy.
He married my husband and I at our first wedding
and then at our when you renew it, that's the word.
On my thirtieth birthday, we got married again because that
(03:11):
was my request. Every five years, We're getting married every
five every five years. They renew their vows.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Her and Juni Quartez remember him from Spy Kids.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What a film that's actually don't remember him because I
was too old.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, and your kids, your kids would have missed Spy Kids.
But it was a great film, there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Was in that limbo time.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, her husband was great in it, Juni. But they
are getting married every five years, and that's just a
nick and disgusting and just be better.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why do you And are you surprised to notice that?
I don't think it's a nick.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Why don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Because I actually think that the renewal of the vowels,
so the wedding, anyone can do that, and it's all
really romantic, and you get carried away blah blah blah
to go back and knew it means you've spent all
that time together. Yeah, I mean this couple have a toilet,
(04:08):
two toilets in the same room. Do you remember that story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Is that her?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
They've got two toilets and they take dumps together in
the Oh, sorry I reminded you. Yeah, they go to
the toilet together in the same room, and they've had
a custom designed so that they can do that, right,
So they're very close. I feel like the renewal of
the vows every five years is fantastic. Why because it's
(04:37):
better than getting divorced. So many people, so many people
get married on that day and then they're miserable the
whole time, and they don't talk about how miserable they are.
By doing the renewal, it means, Okay, I would do
this again, and then I would do this again. It's
like an active choice.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Go to dinner, Go have an anniversary dinner every year
in disc Then also, I didn't even want to see
vows at weddings. They're nauseating, let alone every five years.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You've been to a lot of weddings, a lot. What
does your face say when you're hearing nauseating wedding vows?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think I'm like really good at putting on like
a fake my fake smile. But this one, what.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Are you saying inside? What are you thinking inside?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I want to drink, drink.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
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to know the total lack of tenderness and romance that
(05:49):
exists within our friend Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Charles boy, I have romance. You know this.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, I don't you know?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There is romance in me. Tom don't know. I do.
I just don't show it in lame Well. I share
it between me and that person who you've said that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You've said that, but now you've got to back because
I am not romantic, and I'll say it. But if
you're going to say you're romance, I would be with.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A certain like a right person behind closed doors.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What is your example of romance like.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Having a nice dinner together, or like cuddling up on
a couch together to watch Netflix or do something. I
know everyone does that, but.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like I would do that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, Tom passed, But I'm not going to go and
renew vows in front of people. Yeah, people listen to them.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Meghan Trainer not only has renewed vows, she has made
her husband promise to do it every single five years.
Ridiculous every five And I'm assuming that it's like a
whole wedding, a whole fresh wedding. Again, it's guests and
food and yeah, I mean, and I don't mind it
because what it says is I wasn't swept away this time.
(06:52):
I wasn't in love with the idea of the party.
I'm going to marry you again, and I'm going to
marry you again. If I had my time again, I
would still choose you and marry you. I like that sentiment.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I appreciate where you're coming from, and so do Why
but do you need to do it in front of everyone?
Or do you need to create an event out of it?
Shouldn't you be telling each other that once a week
or at dinner on your and your anniversary, they.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Will do that. But I think something that you and
I have missed because we are probably dysfunctional, is that
people have told me that the reason a wedding is
important is because you're saying those things to the person
you love that you always say in the kitchen or
out for dinner or as you say on the catch
(07:37):
trutching Netflix, but you'll say, you're declaring it in front
of everybody who matters to you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, and I get that for a wedding, Like for
a wedding, keyword a wedding, not every five years.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, we disagree, Biancha. What do you think renewing of
vows are you with Jack? Is it the ik or
is it good?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I think it's so nice. That's a good way to
acknowledge the changes in life and the phases we go through,
and then to sit down and recommit to the promises
made justing them. We're needed supporting each other through all
the eras, not just the honeymoon phase, you know where
we initially entered into together.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. Does that making any sense to you? Not that
this is about changing the mind.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It does. I appreciate a different perspective, and I appreciate
where the anchor is coming from, But I just feel.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Like you do love a wedding. It's free booth totally.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm the biggest I love a party.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But so is the renewal of the vowels. Maybe you
probably wouldn't need to bring presents.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And maybe I just missed the bit where they have
to do the vow renewal because if I have to
hear one more time you are my person, I'm going
to end it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh. Really, is that you're going for the wrong wedding?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Maybe I am the anchor. Maybe I just need to
skip the vowels. Now, I've been to amazing weddings, like
some of the best weddings.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
But is that what people are saying that?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Have you noticed that bianchor that's the go to thing
in vows? You are my person? I found my person.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh I didn't say that.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I was a bit What.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Did you say? Did you say you are my best friend?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I walked down the aisle to fairy Tale of New
York so.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hot Bill Shade was was he?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shanemcgowan rip, Mikayla, you think it's lovely?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I do.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I think it's absolutely wonderful if people are together for
a while and they're just saying they're just when you're
in the vow saying them, I'd happily do it again.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
So for my husband and.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
I eighteen years this year, and so long as we're
both still make it another two years.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
We want to do it in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What of this sounds done? What would you change in
terms of vows from twenty years ago to today? How
would that sound different?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Well, we've now got the children, so listen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't want to get a whole list of your regrets, Mikayla.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I just want to hi.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Crystal, you are with Jack I am.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I'm not here for the vur and mules, but I
am so down for a party.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yes, just the waiting reception park, Crystal.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, a slide show. That's what people need. A party drink,
you know, have all the fun that's.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Slide Yeah, good idea. The Christy Swan Show. It's the
Christy Swan Show. You're listening to The Christy Swan Show.
Thanks to who, Tom Gleeson, Price Signed, Farm Pharmacy, no
Oscar and Colgate now task Master and Hard Quiz as well.
My god, you're a busy man.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, well Hard Quizzers.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
There are new episodes of Hard Quiz on all the time,
and Hard Quiz Kids is actually launched, launching on ABC Family.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You don't like children.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've got children.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I love them when no, it doesn't love them. I'm
not talking about I'm not talking about your own children.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, other people's children.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What do you think of other people's children? Mildly and yeah,
I pay great.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You probably feel the same way I do.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I actually could. I think of nothing worse than people
talking to me about their kids because I only care
about my own, Yes, but I do care about the
kids that are having a crack on Hard Quiz Kids.
Do your kids speak a language that you don't understand? Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
No, I do understand most of what they're saying. Sometimes
they watch a YouTube video and I can hear the
audio coming through, and I'm not sure about it. Yes,
Like one of them, they're into watching some guy he's
a YouTuber and he just plays Minecraft and talks about
how he's playing Minecraft. And I was listening to it,
and it's like he seems really into it. And then
just every now and then he mentioned something about the
(11:40):
Lord and I was like, oh, hang on, that's an
interesting message they've slipped in. I thought this was all
about Minecraft.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You then, you both have kids, and Hard Quiz Kids
is back Saturday, June eight. I thought I would pit
you two together in a Hard Quiz Kids edition.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, we'll see who knows the most about how kids
are talking these days.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Quiz Kids Edition. Let's play alrighty, let's get press it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, we're throwing a lot of budgets.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Duck into this. One question number one. If your child
responds to you with sligh, what does that mean, chrissy?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Are it means like you go girl? Slay?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hang on, you just use more jag.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Yeah, I would have answered saying it means that you've
done very well.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, yeah, maybe maybe Tom gets that point.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
TG gets that all right. Question number two, what is
the name of Jojo Siwa's latest song, christy yes, spot
on sweaty? Do you know who Jojo sea worries?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I have no idea.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You know what happened on hard quiz is someone's expert
subject was doja cat Oh, but we recorded it like
seven months ago, and I had no idea who dojacat was.
But by the time it went to air, everyone knows
who Doja cat is. Anyway, then you know what that
was a little bit cringe, Yes, that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Would have been already one. Question number three, can you
use giat in a sentence? Oh, chrissy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I mean I want to say Billy Giants is the
best place for stereo equipment, but I believe to use
an incentives would be like whoa, look at that level
ten yat.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Spot on Swanny And your daughter taught me that word.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know it happened just then g y a
t T It means as it means.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh, oh, so you can flash your gear out?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Good, Tom, you can drop your pants and showing your gyeat. Yeah,
you could have a glut of gata.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's a lot alright in two points of you wanted Tom.
Question number four, what action is required to experience brain rot?
If I said, oh, I've got brain rot?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, Tom?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You hungover?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
God, Chrissy. Is it like watching too many things on
the internet essentially?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, like you're doom scrolling or you've looked at too
much stupid stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh, brain rock. That's a good one.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
That doesn't happen to me because I just think I
don't like watching this, so I don't. I'm very I'm
very advanced.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Last question, if someone has riz what does that mean Tom?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes, Tom means it's someone like.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Me, as Fran used to. Fran used to chime in
on sale of the center at this point, more information, please.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
What do you mean rizzy short for charisma, which I
have a lot of because I'm a TV.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Star so much and I'm going to say yes this
year God love you win.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
There you go, right Master Australia on Channel ten and
ten play. Thanks for coming in, Tom, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The Chrissy Swan Show. We're going to be talking about
share dating younger men, and we're going to take your
calls about do you date younger men? What do you
like about it? There are some crackers on the way.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
We had some funny gals call up for that, Swannie,
and you're going to go through our Instagram DM section
in Chrissy's correspondence, you know you can slide into our
dms anytime. At the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
The Christy Swan Show, we're talking younger Menoh thirteen twenty four.
What is it against?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
My god?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Total mental blank. I must have been distracted.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
You must have Are you an older leader and you
like the younger men and my older lady, I don't
mean like you know, periman apausal, but it will accept
them even if.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You're twenty five and you're like an eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I thought you're going to go younger there, and I
was going to say that's illegal.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Five.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh my god, I want to hear from like fifty
year olds that are with like twenty seven year olds,
like dude to my age.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, and like not in a creepy way. I was
going to know what the why it's better?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It definitely is a thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, Oh, I agree, it's definitely in the zeite.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Among mates as well. I know it's a thing, is
it really? Yeah? Yeah? And the attraction the attraction there
as well, Like I've never heard about it, I have
in the past couple of years. How it goes both
both ways.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, we'll get onto why we're talking about it in
a minute. And it involves the legend, the myth, the
woman share. But I just want to know with what
you just said, why do you think how old are
the men that you know that have got.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
The hot of is thirty one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And he likes older ladies.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yes, and it's because I've spoken to him about this. Yeah,
what is it experience when it comes to ye the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's I mean, that's all. That's not always the case.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is no. But with yeah, you know this person actually
explained to you after.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I wonder who it is initials No, all right, anyway,
we digress. Share the great woman responsible for this one
that your people like, Jack.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
My people love it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
My people also love it. I can feel, please a
really old thing.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Just what a song?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Shout out to Andy Kaye.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, he would go off, Oh he loves that song.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So this I'm more old school when it comes to
share Transnthy the people in the town. Oh my god,
what a song, what a story? Oh never, none, all
the men would come wrong. She has been dating younger
man since she was young herself. She just loves it.
She sat down with Jennifer Hudson. He loves it. She
(17:35):
loves it like Lynn mcgrat with the Hoot. She sat
down with Jennifer Hudson because apparently everybody in America's got
their own talk show.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And anyone that was once a singer now has their
own talk show.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Absolutely, and she had this to say about the appeal
of younger dating.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
The reason I got with young men is because men
my age are older. Well now they're all dead, but
before they just never They were always terrified to approach me,
and younger men were the only ones. Said they're bold, Yeah,
raised by women like me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Interesting theory a twenty fourteen Do you prefer and have
a pauchamp for the younger man? And why give us
a call? The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show,
and Cher has explained why she's always been on the
arm of a much younger man. It has something to
(18:32):
do with their boldness.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
The reason I got with young men. Is because men
my age are older. Well now they're all dead, but
before they just never They were always terrified to approach me,
and younger men were the only ones said they're bold. Yeah,
raised by women like.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Me, raised by women like me. Kylie, have you got
a fine for the younger man?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I have past, yes, in the past.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Why why in the past? Why not now?
Speaker 11 (19:06):
All because of said the relationship didn't work out, So
I've gone back to dirting an older person. And now
I remember why I like to date the younger one.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Now, Kylie, if you don't mind me asking, so, are
you in your forties? Can we say yes? And what
was the youngest you went to?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh, probably around the twenty seven twenty eight mark, I
think for memory.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And is this is this like a relationship that you
had with someone in their late twenties or just a
little bit of fun.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
Well, it was a bit of a situationship, which was
convenient for both, but then it kind of went on
for quite a while, so I guess it was an
informal semi Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
He's now sixty five, obviously.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Obviously, And in one word, Kylie, like, what is it
about the twenty seven year old that you.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Like loads of space. Stamina plays a big part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, and now you're with an older man and his
stamina with like you know, backgammon and scrabble just as good.
He can, he can back it up. He can do
three games in a row. Tina and Sallow, Hello, gorgeous,
How are you good? Are you good? Do you hate
the word cougar? Tina?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Oh, it's really that's really bother me to be honest, Like,
you know, I'm pretty, you know, just bothering. You know,
I'm proud of him with and you know, I'm on
forty three and then he's twenty four, which sounds ridiculous,
but he's a heap of fun, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Like you sound like a heap of fun.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Taty forties, you know, been noughty forties and he's take
bounds each other out thirty thirties.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Hello, how did you guys meet Tina? How did you
meet your twenty four year old?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
We're friends party at a year ago and I'll be
with him the whole year and we stay together with
since and you know he needs energy just keeps me going.
And oh no, they're great in the bedroom as well
with energy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So that since she met him a year ago.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I love that, Tina. Just before we let you go,
when your eyes met across the family barbecue or wherever
you were a friend's party, what was your initial reaction?
We're like, oh, he thinks I'm his mum's friend. Or
did you think he was hitting on you?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
What where did your brain go in that moment?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
I thought, oh my god, he's hot ass. There's no
way he'd go for them like me, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And how did it unfold? Tina? So obviously you thought, oh, no,
he's not going to go for me. What did he do?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Well, he's sort of talking and Karen on and then
it wasn't you talk about it?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Really?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
About a week later that we sort of disclosed how
we were in a little bit of shocked at both
of each other.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
But you are the actual best thing to happen this week, Tina.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Don't want to hang up from Tina? So what do
you do together?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What are you common interests?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
We had I'm like, you know, he just keeps me going.
If I'm having a you know, sort of plain day
or anything, he picks me up and just makes me
laugh or doing something silly and you know that sort
of like energy from that sort of young generation just
keeps you going, certainly makes you feel I guess it's
a bit young, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Does he get you to make the favorite food that
his mum used to make him? Is there anything creepy
like that going on?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Find it's tin of sometimes not right. They know, we're
just sort of like we balance each other out. And
it does feel weird at times where people now when
people ask how well we are, they're like, oh, it
may look at me like I'm doing the wrong thing.
But at the end of the day, age of the matter,
you know, when you're happy with each other, and you know,
I just got to bounce off.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Me, Tina, I love this is this?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Is it going to be a serious thing? You've been
together for a year? Is this it for you? You're
ready to put a ring on it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
I hope, So maybe maybe it could be serious. And
I mean I'll probably say yes to him, no worries all,
but you know, there's what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Better let him finish Unie Swani before he has to
go on fire.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Tina I, I got to give you a prize because
you have absolutely made our Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know, what we've got on this prize sheet today, Swaning,
What have we got? Soda stream?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh, Tina, that is a treat that transcends generations. Yes,
a soda stream.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
My god, you can make vodkaalin and sodas and vodka
lemonades and stuff together. Tina The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It's time for this Chrissy's correspondence. While since we've done correspondence,
I feel yeah, because we've been off for the last
few Fridays. Please do send us your emails. We just
love them. When you can find us on Insta. We
check them so make them nice and make them naughty,
and we like them both the same. This one that
came in from Costa or No Donna Donnor, it's from
(23:45):
because she was impressed with the fact I came theme
dressed as the poor emoji earlier on in the week.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I like to think you came as the chocolate emoji.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Thank you peg is here and she I got home
from work. She hadn't seen me in my matching dark
brown tracksuit pants and bottom and peg, what did you
say when I walked in the door? Say it?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Peg? Please just speak because on radio?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Do you want me to lose my job, and then
you get kicked out of the house and you'll have
to leave that school that you're so afraid of. What
did you say? What did you say into the microphone,
into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Peg, she said, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You said your outfit is giving? You said your outfit
is giving, and Donna said the same. She goes, oh
my god, I just got the cream tracky best ever purchase,
got matching runners to full color block moment, Donna, You're welcome, Donna. Now,
Lauren reached out. This is so nice because in a
situation that I did not see coming, We've got the
(24:43):
most listeners of any show on any network in this country.
And I do not understand how it happened. But I
thank you. I thank you so much. Lauren is one
of them, and she says, congratulations you too. My kids
now know not to change the channel as they call
you and Jack my friend. I do. However, Chrissy think
jest freeze chest freezers are bogan, But you did inspire
(25:06):
me to buy an air fryer. Keep being you, so
I'm going to take that as a win.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You're the Queen of the air fryar Man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Air friars are life changing. I would say, aren't they peg?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But's not speech.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
She obviously hasn't got her broadcasting abilities from her mother.
And I can say that because she can't bite back kidney.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Nope, I love this studio.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Rosie reached out after hearing our segment on how much
we love only children as a choice.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
What an elite way to grow up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Thank you for your segment on only children today, said
I had secondary infertility after my first told you know
what secondary infertility is. It must be particularly vexing. My
friend had it where you have your first baby quite easily,
you know, as easy as you can, and then that's it.
You can't do it again.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And then is that when you have to go down
the IVF route?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, but how annoying is that? You're like, I just
did it, My body can do it. Yeah, No, it's
called secondary. It's so cruel, and she goes, I had
secondary infertility, and I just made a decision to stop
IVF as I realized the odds are not in my favor.
People make comments about only children all the time, and
it's not always a choice, or the choice is made
(26:18):
for very good reasons. So thank you for sticking up
for us. And my child no worries your bloody welcome
r Marris. We'll do that every day of the week.
And we've got one more. Oh my god, I really
wanted to do. Can I just do two more?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Shari seems to think we are real estate dot com
dot au. Hi, Chrissy, I don't suppose that you know
of anyone in Springfield Lakes to Ipswitch renting out. Go again, Hi, Chrissy,
I don't suppose that you know of anyone in Springfield
Lakes to Ipswich area renting out a place with two bedrooms.
(26:53):
I mean, Schari in a word, No, no, I do not.
Oh my god, can I do another one? I'm gonna
get a Rachel has been dreaming about us, and I
want to turn this into a phone for next week. Chrissy,
I listened to you most days. You were in my
dream the other night. Do you want to know what
we were doing?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
We were at the park, Rachel and me at the
park and we were pushing Jack.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
On the sweet I would have probably been drunk.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Now, I do have a caller on the line. His
name is Jeff.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Hello, Jeff, Hi, Hey, Grethy, how are you?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Now. We were talking the other day on air about
what is a good name for someone that's late to
the party. For Taylor Swift doesn't know about Phelis, doesn't
know about nineteen eighty nine, but still loves her anyway.
And you've messaged me to say you've got a good
name for these part times. What is it?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Well?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I have, so it's called I'm an ifty. I mean,
if they like, if she does keep going the way
she does, if someone talks me into it and all that. Really,
and you can use the sw at the front two
somewhat ifty about.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It, Jeff, That is yes, don't check us out. The
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
Do you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show. It's Friday. Have I
ever said it's Friday here on the Christy Swancho? Yes, yes,
I really don't like it. Did I say it? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I think you did it like in a jovial way.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right, Okay, Well that's good because I don't like it. No,
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you do say wacky Wednesday, and that's even more.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I only say wacky Wednesday to annoy. That is annoying.
And do you know what else annoys you? Vow renewalvour renewals.
Meghan Trainer has got a very odd tradition that weirdly
you and I disagree on.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And Tom Gleason Swanny, He's going to stop by the
show and I'm going to pit you two together in
a hard Quiz kids edition.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know that we're grown ups. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Meghan trainor is she one of yours? She's one of mine.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm like neither here nor there on her. I think
I like her, though I don't like I'm not obsessed
with her music, but I like her.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I feel like I would like her if I met her.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, she seems fun.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and I know that Ricky Lee, who we love,
loves Meghan Trainer and that's enough of a stamp of
approval for me.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah. I like that. We liked that Ricky larks and
I like that she's kind of close with christ Jane
because Chris Jenna is fun.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh well, she's absolutely one of yours. She's got a
real style. Anyway. She was on the Kelly Clarkson Show.
Another fabulous woman. Yes, and Kelly Clarkson does this fabulous
thing on her show where because she's got the parts,
oh you mean Kelly Kelly, ok, where she sings a
(01:35):
song with her guest, but it's the guest's song, so
no one's singing, you know, a Kelly Clarkson song. Kelly
is singing their song, which is a nice and humble
thing to do. That is so Megan Trayner went on
and they sang all about that bassa that's Kelly, I mean,
(01:57):
come on, and behind this Meghan Trainer was like, I
am freaking out because I have to sing with Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, that would be pretty amazing. Also, Swanny, do you
know how old that song is now?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh? Oh it's ten years. I saw it on the link.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, crazy is that.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I saw it when she said, oh, you know I'm
singing this song because it's the ten year anniversary. I
was like, what what I feel like?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That was released four years ago?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Three years ago?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, we're getting old. She's also been on the Drew
Barrymore Show, another one of my queens.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hey, they've taken Charlie's Angels off Netflix and I'm not happy. Anyway.
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, you should have it on DVD from sanity.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh I do, but obviously no, I do it Mum
and Dad's house. But I just don't have a DVD
player anymore because it's not two thousand and one.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is disrespectful of the streamers classic cinema.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Right anyway, Sorry, back to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Trackson Meghan Trainer on Drew she revealed this. Now I
think Jack, you were not. You're going to be surprised
at my take on this. Have a listen, manager, Tommy.
He married my husband and I at our first wedding
and then at our when you renew it, that's the word.
On my thirtieth birthday, we got married again because that
(03:11):
was my request. Every five years, We're getting married every
five every five years. They renew their vows.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Her and Juni Quartez remember him from Spy Kids.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What a film that's actually don't remember him because I
was too old.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, and your kids, your kids would have missed Spy Kids.
But it was a great film, there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Was in that limbo time.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, her husband was great in it, Juni. But they
are getting married every five years, and that's just a
nick and disgusting and just be better.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why do you And are you surprised to notice that?
I don't think it's a nick.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Why don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Because I actually think that the renewal of the vowels,
so the wedding, anyone can do that, and it's all
really romantic, and you get carried away blah blah blah
to go back and knew it means you've spent all
that time together. Yeah, I mean this couple have a toilet,
(04:08):
two toilets in the same room. Do you remember that story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Is that her?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
They've got two toilets and they take dumps together in
the Oh, sorry I reminded you. Yeah, they go to
the toilet together in the same room, and they've had
a custom designed so that they can do that, right,
So they're very close. I feel like the renewal of
the vows every five years is fantastic. Why because it's
(04:37):
better than getting divorced. So many people, so many people
get married on that day and then they're miserable the
whole time, and they don't talk about how miserable they are.
By doing the renewal, it means, Okay, I would do
this again, and then I would do this again. It's
like an active choice.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Go to dinner, Go have an anniversary dinner every year
in disc Then also, I didn't even want to see
vows at weddings. They're nauseating, let alone every five years.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You've been to a lot of weddings, a lot. What
does your face say when you're hearing nauseating wedding vows?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think I'm like really good at putting on like
a fake my fake smile. But this one, what.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Are you saying inside? What are you thinking inside?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I want to drink, drink.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
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to know the total lack of tenderness and romance that
(05:49):
exists within our friend Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Charles boy, I have romance. You know this.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, I don't you know?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There is romance in me. Tom don't know. I do.
I just don't show it in lame Well. I share
it between me and that person who you've said that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You've said that, but now you've got to back because
I am not romantic, and I'll say it. But if
you're going to say you're romance, I would be with.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A certain like a right person behind closed doors.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What is your example of romance like.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Having a nice dinner together, or like cuddling up on
a couch together to watch Netflix or do something. I
know everyone does that, but.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like I would do that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, Tom passed, But I'm not going to go and
renew vows in front of people. Yeah, people listen to them.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Meghan Trainer not only has renewed vows, she has made
her husband promise to do it every single five years.
Ridiculous every five And I'm assuming that it's like a
whole wedding, a whole fresh wedding. Again, it's guests and
food and yeah, I mean, and I don't mind it
because what it says is I wasn't swept away this time.
(06:52):
I wasn't in love with the idea of the party.
I'm going to marry you again, and I'm going to
marry you again. If I had my time again, I
would still choose you and marry you. I like that sentiment.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I appreciate where you're coming from, and so do Why
but do you need to do it in front of everyone?
Or do you need to create an event out of it?
Shouldn't you be telling each other that once a week
or at dinner on your and your anniversary, they.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Will do that. But I think something that you and
I have missed because we are probably dysfunctional, is that
people have told me that the reason a wedding is
important is because you're saying those things to the person
you love that you always say in the kitchen or
out for dinner or as you say on the catch
(07:37):
trutching Netflix, but you'll say, you're declaring it in front
of everybody who matters to you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, and I get that for a wedding, Like for
a wedding, keyword a wedding, not every five years.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, we disagree, Biancha. What do you think renewing of
vows are you with Jack? Is it the ik or
is it good?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I think it's so nice. That's a good way to
acknowledge the changes in life and the phases we go through,
and then to sit down and recommit to the promises
made justing them. We're needed supporting each other through all
the eras, not just the honeymoon phase, you know where
we initially entered into together.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. Does that making any sense to you? Not that
this is about changing the mind.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It does. I appreciate a different perspective, and I appreciate
where the anchor is coming from, But I just feel.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Like you do love a wedding. It's free booth totally.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm the biggest I love a party.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But so is the renewal of the vowels. Maybe you
probably wouldn't need to bring presents.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And maybe I just missed the bit where they have
to do the vow renewal because if I have to
hear one more time you are my person, I'm going
to end it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh. Really, is that you're going for the wrong wedding?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Maybe I am the anchor. Maybe I just need to
skip the vowels. Now, I've been to amazing weddings, like
some of the best weddings.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
But is that what people are saying that?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Have you noticed that bianchor that's the go to thing
in vows? You are my person? I found my person.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh I didn't say that.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I was a bit What.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Did you say? Did you say you are my best friend?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I walked down the aisle to fairy Tale of New
York so.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hot Bill Shade was was he?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shanemcgowan rip, Mikayla, you think it's lovely?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I do.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I think it's absolutely wonderful if people are together for
a while and they're just saying they're just when you're
in the vow saying them, I'd happily do it again.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
So for my husband and.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
I eighteen years this year, and so long as we're
both still make it another two years.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
We want to do it in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What of this sounds done? What would you change in
terms of vows from twenty years ago to today? How
would that sound different?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Well, we've now got the children, so listen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't want to get a whole list of your regrets, Mikayla.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I just want to hi.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Crystal, you are with Jack I am.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I'm not here for the vur and mules, but I
am so down for a party.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yes, just the waiting reception park, Crystal.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, a slide show. That's what people need. A party drink,
you know, have all the fun that's.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Slide Yeah, good idea. The Christy Swan Show. It's the
Christy Swan Show. You're listening to The Christy Swan Show.
Thanks to who, Tom Gleeson, Price Signed, Farm Pharmacy, no
Oscar and Colgate now task Master and Hard Quiz as well.
My god, you're a busy man.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, well Hard Quizzers.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
There are new episodes of Hard Quiz on all the time,
and Hard Quiz Kids is actually launched, launching on ABC Family.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You don't like children.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've got children.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I love them when no, it doesn't love them. I'm
not talking about I'm not talking about your own children.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, other people's children.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What do you think of other people's children? Mildly and yeah,
I pay great.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You probably feel the same way I do.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I actually could. I think of nothing worse than people
talking to me about their kids because I only care
about my own, Yes, but I do care about the
kids that are having a crack on Hard Quiz Kids.
Do your kids speak a language that you don't understand? Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
No, I do understand most of what they're saying. Sometimes
they watch a YouTube video and I can hear the
audio coming through, and I'm not sure about it. Yes,
Like one of them, they're into watching some guy he's
a YouTuber and he just plays Minecraft and talks about
how he's playing Minecraft. And I was listening to it,
and it's like he seems really into it. And then
just every now and then he mentioned something about the
(11:40):
Lord and I was like, oh, hang on, that's an
interesting message they've slipped in. I thought this was all
about Minecraft.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You then, you both have kids, and Hard Quiz Kids
is back Saturday, June eight. I thought I would pit
you two together in a Hard Quiz Kids edition.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, we'll see who knows the most about how kids
are talking these days.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Quiz Kids Edition. Let's play alrighty, let's get press it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, we're throwing a lot of budgets.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Duck into this. One question number one. If your child
responds to you with sligh, what does that mean, chrissy?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Are it means like you go girl? Slay?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hang on, you just use more jag.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Yeah, I would have answered saying it means that you've
done very well.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, yeah, maybe maybe Tom gets that point.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
TG gets that all right. Question number two, what is
the name of Jojo Siwa's latest song, christy yes, spot
on sweaty? Do you know who Jojo sea worries?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I have no idea.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You know what happened on hard quiz is someone's expert
subject was doja cat Oh, but we recorded it like
seven months ago, and I had no idea who dojacat was.
But by the time it went to air, everyone knows
who Doja cat is. Anyway, then you know what that
was a little bit cringe, Yes, that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Would have been already one. Question number three, can you
use giat in a sentence? Oh, chrissy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I mean I want to say Billy Giants is the
best place for stereo equipment, but I believe to use
an incentives would be like whoa, look at that level
ten yat.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Spot on Swanny And your daughter taught me that word.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know it happened just then g y a
t T It means as it means.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh, oh, so you can flash your gear out?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Good, Tom, you can drop your pants and showing your gyeat. Yeah,
you could have a glut of gata.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's a lot alright in two points of you wanted Tom.
Question number four, what action is required to experience brain rot?
If I said, oh, I've got brain rot?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, Tom?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You hungover?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
God, Chrissy. Is it like watching too many things on
the internet essentially?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, like you're doom scrolling or you've looked at too
much stupid stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh, brain rock. That's a good one.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
That doesn't happen to me because I just think I
don't like watching this, so I don't. I'm very I'm
very advanced.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Last question, if someone has riz what does that mean Tom?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes, Tom means it's someone like.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Me, as Fran used to. Fran used to chime in
on sale of the center at this point, more information, please.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
What do you mean rizzy short for charisma, which I
have a lot of because I'm a TV.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Star so much and I'm going to say yes this
year God love you win.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
There you go, right Master Australia on Channel ten and
ten play. Thanks for coming in, Tom, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The Chrissy Swan Show. We're going to be talking about
share dating younger men, and we're going to take your
calls about do you date younger men? What do you
like about it? There are some crackers on the way.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
We had some funny gals call up for that, Swannie,
and you're going to go through our Instagram DM section
in Chrissy's correspondence, you know you can slide into our
dms anytime. At the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
The Christy Swan Show, we're talking younger Menoh thirteen twenty four.
What is it against?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
My god?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Total mental blank. I must have been distracted.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
You must have Are you an older leader and you
like the younger men and my older lady, I don't
mean like you know, periman apausal, but it will accept
them even if.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You're twenty five and you're like an eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I thought you're going to go younger there, and I
was going to say that's illegal.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Five.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh my god, I want to hear from like fifty
year olds that are with like twenty seven year olds,
like dude to my age.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, and like not in a creepy way. I was
going to know what the why it's better?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It definitely is a thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, Oh, I agree, it's definitely in the zeite.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Among mates as well. I know it's a thing, is
it really? Yeah? Yeah? And the attraction the attraction there
as well, Like I've never heard about it, I have
in the past couple of years. How it goes both
both ways.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, we'll get onto why we're talking about it in
a minute. And it involves the legend, the myth, the
woman share. But I just want to know with what
you just said, why do you think how old are
the men that you know that have got.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
The hot of is thirty one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And he likes older ladies.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yes, and it's because I've spoken to him about this. Yeah,
what is it experience when it comes to ye the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's I mean, that's all. That's not always the case.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is no. But with yeah, you know this person actually
explained to you after.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I wonder who it is initials No, all right, anyway,
we digress. Share the great woman responsible for this one
that your people like, Jack.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
My people love it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
My people also love it. I can feel, please a
really old thing.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Just what a song?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Shout out to Andy Kaye.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, he would go off, Oh he loves that song.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So this I'm more old school when it comes to
share Transnthy the people in the town. Oh my god,
what a song, what a story? Oh never, none, all
the men would come wrong. She has been dating younger
man since she was young herself. She just loves it.
She sat down with Jennifer Hudson. He loves it. She
(17:35):
loves it like Lynn mcgrat with the Hoot. She sat
down with Jennifer Hudson because apparently everybody in America's got
their own talk show.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And anyone that was once a singer now has their
own talk show.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Absolutely, and she had this to say about the appeal
of younger dating.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
The reason I got with young men is because men
my age are older. Well now they're all dead, but
before they just never They were always terrified to approach me,
and younger men were the only ones. Said they're bold, Yeah,
raised by women like me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Interesting theory a twenty fourteen Do you prefer and have
a pauchamp for the younger man? And why give us
a call? The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show,
and Cher has explained why she's always been on the
arm of a much younger man. It has something to
(18:32):
do with their boldness.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
The reason I got with young men. Is because men
my age are older. Well now they're all dead, but
before they just never They were always terrified to approach me,
and younger men were the only ones said they're bold. Yeah,
raised by women like.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Me, raised by women like me. Kylie, have you got
a fine for the younger man?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I have past, yes, in the past.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Why why in the past? Why not now?
Speaker 11 (19:06):
All because of said the relationship didn't work out, So
I've gone back to dirting an older person. And now
I remember why I like to date the younger one.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Now, Kylie, if you don't mind me asking, so, are
you in your forties? Can we say yes? And what
was the youngest you went to?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh, probably around the twenty seven twenty eight mark, I
think for memory.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And is this is this like a relationship that you
had with someone in their late twenties or just a
little bit of fun.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
Well, it was a bit of a situationship, which was
convenient for both, but then it kind of went on
for quite a while, so I guess it was an
informal semi Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
He's now sixty five, obviously.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Obviously, And in one word, Kylie, like, what is it
about the twenty seven year old that you.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Like loads of space. Stamina plays a big part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, and now you're with an older man and his
stamina with like you know, backgammon and scrabble just as good.
He can, he can back it up. He can do
three games in a row. Tina and Sallow, Hello, gorgeous,
How are you good? Are you good? Do you hate
the word cougar? Tina?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Oh, it's really that's really bother me to be honest, Like,
you know, I'm pretty, you know, just bothering. You know,
I'm proud of him with and you know, I'm on
forty three and then he's twenty four, which sounds ridiculous,
but he's a heap of fun, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Like you sound like a heap of fun.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Taty forties, you know, been noughty forties and he's take
bounds each other out thirty thirties.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Hello, how did you guys meet Tina? How did you
meet your twenty four year old?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
We're friends party at a year ago and I'll be
with him the whole year and we stay together with
since and you know he needs energy just keeps me going.
And oh no, they're great in the bedroom as well
with energy.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So that since she met him a year ago.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I love that, Tina. Just before we let you go,
when your eyes met across the family barbecue or wherever
you were a friend's party, what was your initial reaction?
We're like, oh, he thinks I'm his mum's friend. Or
did you think he was hitting on you?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
What where did your brain go in that moment?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
I thought, oh my god, he's hot ass. There's no
way he'd go for them like me, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And how did it unfold? Tina? So obviously you thought, oh, no,
he's not going to go for me. What did he do?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Well, he's sort of talking and Karen on and then
it wasn't you talk about it?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Really?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
About a week later that we sort of disclosed how
we were in a little bit of shocked at both
of each other.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
But you are the actual best thing to happen this week, Tina.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Don't want to hang up from Tina? So what do
you do together?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
What are you common interests?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
We had I'm like, you know, he just keeps me going.
If I'm having a you know, sort of plain day
or anything, he picks me up and just makes me
laugh or doing something silly and you know that sort
of like energy from that sort of young generation just
keeps you going, certainly makes you feel I guess it's
a bit young, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Does he get you to make the favorite food that
his mum used to make him? Is there anything creepy
like that going on?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Find it's tin of sometimes not right. They know, we're
just sort of like we balance each other out. And
it does feel weird at times where people now when
people ask how well we are, they're like, oh, it
may look at me like I'm doing the wrong thing.
But at the end of the day, age of the matter,
you know, when you're happy with each other, and you know,
I just got to bounce off.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Me, Tina, I love this is this?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Is it going to be a serious thing? You've been
together for a year? Is this it for you? You're
ready to put a ring on it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
I hope, So maybe maybe it could be serious. And
I mean I'll probably say yes to him, no worries all,
but you know, there's what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Better let him finish Unie Swani before he has to
go on fire.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Tina I, I got to give you a prize because
you have absolutely made our Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know, what we've got on this prize sheet today, Swaning,
What have we got? Soda stream?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh, Tina, that is a treat that transcends generations. Yes,
a soda stream.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
My god, you can make vodkaalin and sodas and vodka
lemonades and stuff together. Tina The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It's time for this Chrissy's correspondence. While since we've done correspondence,
I feel yeah, because we've been off for the last
few Fridays. Please do send us your emails. We just
love them. When you can find us on Insta. We
check them so make them nice and make them naughty,
and we like them both the same. This one that
came in from Costa or No Donna Donnor, it's from
(23:45):
because she was impressed with the fact I came theme
dressed as the poor emoji earlier on in the week.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I like to think you came as the chocolate emoji.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Thank you peg is here and she I got home
from work. She hadn't seen me in my matching dark
brown tracksuit pants and bottom and peg, what did you
say when I walked in the door? Say it?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Peg? Please just speak because on radio?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Do you want me to lose my job, and then
you get kicked out of the house and you'll have
to leave that school that you're so afraid of. What
did you say? What did you say into the microphone,
into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Peg, she said, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You said your outfit is giving? You said your outfit
is giving, and Donna said the same. She goes, oh
my god, I just got the cream tracky best ever purchase,
got matching runners to full color block moment, Donna, You're welcome, Donna. Now,
Lauren reached out. This is so nice because in a
situation that I did not see coming, We've got the
(24:43):
most listeners of any show on any network in this country.
And I do not understand how it happened. But I
thank you. I thank you so much. Lauren is one
of them, and she says, congratulations you too. My kids
now know not to change the channel as they call
you and Jack my friend. I do. However, Chrissy think
jest freeze chest freezers are bogan, But you did inspire
(25:06):
me to buy an air fryer. Keep being you, so
I'm going to take that as a win.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You're the Queen of the air fryar Man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Air friars are life changing. I would say, aren't they peg?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But's not speech.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
She obviously hasn't got her broadcasting abilities from her mother.
And I can say that because she can't bite back kidney.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Nope, I love this studio.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Rosie reached out after hearing our segment on how much
we love only children as a choice.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
What an elite way to grow up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Thank you for your segment on only children today, said
I had secondary infertility after my first told you know
what secondary infertility is. It must be particularly vexing. My
friend had it where you have your first baby quite easily,
you know, as easy as you can, and then that's it.
You can't do it again.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And then is that when you have to go down
the IVF route?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, but how annoying is that? You're like, I just
did it, My body can do it. Yeah, No, it's
called secondary. It's so cruel, and she goes, I had
secondary infertility, and I just made a decision to stop
IVF as I realized the odds are not in my favor.
People make comments about only children all the time, and
it's not always a choice, or the choice is made
(26:18):
for very good reasons. So thank you for sticking up
for us. And my child no worries your bloody welcome
r Marris. We'll do that every day of the week.
And we've got one more. Oh my god, I really
wanted to do. Can I just do two more?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Shari seems to think we are real estate dot com
dot au. Hi, Chrissy, I don't suppose that you know
of anyone in Springfield Lakes to Ipswitch renting out. Go again, Hi, Chrissy,
I don't suppose that you know of anyone in Springfield
Lakes to Ipswich area renting out a place with two bedrooms.
(26:53):
I mean, Schari in a word, No, no, I do not.
Oh my god, can I do another one? I'm gonna
get a Rachel has been dreaming about us, and I
want to turn this into a phone for next week. Chrissy,
I listened to you most days. You were in my
dream the other night. Do you want to know what
we were doing?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
We were at the park, Rachel and me at the
park and we were pushing Jack.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
On the sweet I would have probably been drunk.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Now, I do have a caller on the line. His
name is Jeff.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Hello, Jeff, Hi, Hey, Grethy, how are you?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Now. We were talking the other day on air about
what is a good name for someone that's late to
the party. For Taylor Swift doesn't know about Phelis, doesn't
know about nineteen eighty nine, but still loves her anyway.
And you've messaged me to say you've got a good
name for these part times. What is it?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Well?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I have, so it's called I'm an ifty. I mean,
if they like, if she does keep going the way
she does, if someone talks me into it and all that. Really,
and you can use the sw at the front two
somewhat ifty about.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It, Jeff, That is yes, don't check us out. The
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
Do you
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