Jessica Biel Says She Won't Let Her Kids Eat This Food

Jessica Biel has revealed what food she won't let her children eat, but surely the friends are slinging them some on the side right? Plus, a new AI event involves images of deceased celebs and we want NAMES of who thought that was a good idea?!

(00:00) It's a no to Maccas from JT!

(03:00) But he created the jingle?!

(04:30) AI's back at it again

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let's go click it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Chrissies clique, we just enjoyed that.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Old track from Lady Gaga. New tunes this week, this month,
next month, No, September.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
September, September.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
This is a funny time of year. I find it
very hard to remember what month I'm in. I always
think it's July.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
August is confusing like that, why though, because we've just
come out we're coming out of like the depths of winter,
but we're still kind of in it.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
But generally know what month is what? But August I
always think is July. And yellow I often think is orange?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
There.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I said it.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That second one cannot relate my whole life.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Like I've been coloring in as a little girl, and
my brain would say you need the orange one, and
my hands would.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Pick up the yellow one.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
That is chaotic.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm well, we should have known, we should have we
should have known.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now. Jessica Bielle, she does not let her kids eat McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
A sorry, someone called child services.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I mean she does say no, no, let's go and
get a big fancy burger down the road.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
You know, I'm a bougie guy, but it's the best
restaurant in the world. How dare you deprive your children
of such joy at a young age. I'm not saying
you have to give it to them every week, but
like that's a childhood core memory, going to Macca's Mornington
with my mom and dad and sister.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And also I agree, by the way, but.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Also by forbidding it when it's not drugs, do you
know what I mean? By forbidding it just makes it
more interesting. You don't think Silas, her ten year old
son is getting his friends to go and get him
a quarter pounder.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, he's named Silas. He's totally a fill of fish
guy quarter pounds.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
This is a very mean thing to say that I'm
feeling mean.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes please.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Silas is one of the top five worst ever names
retweet for a child.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Shocking man.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So he sounds like he's possessed by demons.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Maybe she like named him after she finished filming The Sinner.
It sounds like a character on The Sinner, which she started.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Never understood it.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
What's their other child's name this?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, they've got a smaller one, like four four years
old or something. Yeah, Phineas, Phineas and.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Silas now pH Phineas.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I won't hear a bad word about because Billie Eilish's
brother is a genius and his name's Phineas.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Anyway, do we think it's got something to do? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
They're very errble, the two of them.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But can you cast your mind back to one of
the greatest jingles of all time?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yes, what a song.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I didn't realize just this was a Justin Timberlake song.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, and Justin Timberlake, of course is Jessica Bille's husband.
I reckon she brings that out whenever they're fighting.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wait, and was like you recorded as stin go.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And do another one to another one for Burger Restaurant.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
He was written as the jingle.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And then he sort of utter, no, Trojan Horsted it
onto an album now and he says he regrets it,
go away.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Excuse me.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's an honor to be able to record a jingle
for such a magnificent company.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Great honor. I cannot wait to tell you this story.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, Rod Stewart, Yes, who you know an old legend.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Currently touring?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Would you believe? Good Lord is he? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You think comesicks. I can just imagine all of the like.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Raunchy women after a couple of savvy b's just going
mad for that.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Absolutely. Well, he's on stage and he decides to.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Pay tribute to his friend recently departed Ozzie Osbourne and
sing the song Forever Young.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Which is, you know, very famous Rod Stewart song.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, I do not know whose idea this was, but
they have put up on the big screens in the
auditorium in the concert AI generated. Keep in mind, Ozzy
Osborne's been dead for about ten minutes by the time
this goes to it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh my god, I'm just seeing huge.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Screens with AI generated selfies.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is that Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yes, where Ozzy Osbourne is allegedly taking the photo with
a selfie stick and he's with other dead eyes. Amy Winehouse.
There was one with George Michael Oh wow, and Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Who whose idea was that?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Like, I want a name, name him, name name the
Chrisy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show, Chrissy's click.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Publicity wise, Ed Sheeran has brought back his doppelganger, Rupert
Grint for the New Music Video, fourteen years after the
two kind of appeared as each other in the film.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Click to Lego house. Now I just said a funny word.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Anyway, that was funny.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Then Rupert Grint is the redhead from Harry.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Potter Ron Weasley.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ron Weasley, didn't he get a really good looking girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Didn't he get?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Hermione? What a vibe? Who is your favorite Harry
Potter character?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I think I was too old for Harry Potter?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, honest, but you know obviously wailing mona.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
What moany myrtle?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Moaning myrtle?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Anyway, it was funny, then it's not funny. Now whoever's
behind it stopped.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't think Ed needs to be doing gimmicky things
for publicity.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Ei thught like you're acheron brother. You don't need to
bring back Ron Weasley, Like.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
If there was what's a film that's out at the moment.
It's a Freaky A Friday for example. Yes, or Bride's
head was Bride. No, it's not Bride Wars.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's Bride Hard, Bride hard.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I hate that word. It don't just make any sense.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Just say there was a redheaded actor in a current film.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's funny. Nobody even knows who Rupert Grint is.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Now yeah, he hasn't been around for a long time.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Funny because everyone knew him back there.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm gonna say a headline here and there is something
so brutal about it that it gave me bad news.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Laugh.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh, I love this beloved five meter croc Big John,
found to capitate it in the net in Queensland.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's very sad, but that.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Is a big crocodile five meters I'm not even two
meters too.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I just immediately pictured our friend Jonathan Brown in a net.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Big John five meters long, big Jo.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Wow, that's you know, it's beloved. Why? Why?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why crocodiles are scary?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
He had a missing tail tip and that's how they
knew it was him because his head was missing.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Wow. Tell are we?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I liked Erwin starting to plant crocodile stories now because
whenever I think crocs, I just think Erwin's.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You need some time alone just to me go and
have a think.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I mean, guys, Robert Elin, that tourism Australia ad brilliant
ten out of ten.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I think you should say no occasionally though, Like it
looks the same as the bomb zad, it looks the
same as.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Harry When is saying no.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, she's not no, no, she's not.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hey, we are out of here.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
We're back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You might not be, you know, full of anxiety in
racing from the airport.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Tomorrow, you can relax.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I will, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'll be here on time and we are going to
reveal who has won your Logi's dress. Right now we
are going into our office and having a serious meeting
about who gets it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
And then I'm going to go home, into my water
and see what else I can give away to make everything.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Win in your world. Everyone's went on.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
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Speaker 3 (08:51):
Dore you