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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Chrissy's I want to clarify, by the way, when I
say the post Malone is looking amazing, I mean the
clothes he's wearing, the look that he's I'm not talking
about his body.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's got like this sort of like elegant cowboy things
like Hank Williams, you know, from the fifties, Like he looks.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Incredible, the Parisian Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes, they're a fun set, really great news. Yesterday and
about this time we were talking about maybe Chris Lily
was teasing in a cryptic way on Instagram that mister
G would be coming back. There was a pink exercise
ball and a chair and we were confused.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well, last night the words.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Mister G is back were flashed on his Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is mister G?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I three talents one two three singing and dad acting?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Is my life? Can I tell you that I remember
we haven't seen mister G since two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh man, I've missed him.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I remember where I was when I first saw him,
and I laughed so hard I ended up crying.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
You know, when your body.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Gets confused by at the level of emotion and enjoyment.
I started weeping, not crying, with laughter, crying like my box.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, the best kind of hysterical you are.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I could not believe my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What I need now, though, Chris Lily slash Mister G
is a date and where and when?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And I need to know that it's on a streamer
where he can be Chris Lily, U do you know what
I mean? We need it to be behind a paywall
so he can be a little bit naughty. You know what.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Don't slide into people's dms, but I slid into Chris
Lily's dan did you yep? Just to tell him that.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I miss his brain because he was He's been on
hiatus for a very long time and I miss his
I miss his comedy and I just wanted him to know.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And did he reply to you?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
What did he say? I'm jealous?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I can't remember, but yeah, it's really him. Was it
long ago or recently recently?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Ish?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah? Maybe a month or two?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Wow, that's really cool. Yeah, I know because he's really underground. Yes,
do you know what? I would love so much if
he don't announced? Jamae is also back and it was
Jermaye and mister G in the show.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh my god, how would he do that? Like I
don't want to like, I don't want to burst the bubble.
But it's the same person.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The Chrissy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Pavarazzi. Have really got to lay off Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's like, you know, you've got a rescue cat. Yeah,
you've just got to leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And he's made it so known that he hates them.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Don't rub your hands in their face and make them
fight you, because they will.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
He's gone on a wild tie. Rade, have a listen,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Already.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
More money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Do you care about gas money? You don't care about people,
only money. You don't care about human beings. The tree
is right, it's right, But it does make me laugh
that that's coming from Justin Bieber. Why because he's got
all the money in the world, or you care about
his money, or you care about his money, But he's
done that.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
He's got his money for being talented.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I know, I completely agree you, and I think he might.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Have paid the ultimate price, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I know, but these guys, they are they're just
the bottom feeders.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
They are, they are and poor. Justin's already struggling, as
we know he really is. This video those when he
came out of Palm Springs in California, because Coachella is
about to start, and I wonder if he'll appear on
stage or something.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I hope so well, maybe I hope someone. I hope
he's good. I just want him to be good. I
want I don't want it. I don't want any more.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Headlines or footage of Justin Bieber being sad and unruly
and drug affected. I want us to see him as
he was and what he can be, and you know,
be reminded of how amazing he is.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And like, here's some unbelievable music here. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I think the last time we saw him on stage
it was not no.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, even the last time he was in Australia it
wasn't good. He almost needs to move aways, wanting don't
live on a remote island in Greece or like off
euro and get away from it. Yeah, he shouldn't have
to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Maybe it is like a formula, you know, like if
you've got if you've got shin splints or something, you've
got to have treatment for half the time that you've
had the ailment. Maybe he just needs to go away
for half the time that he's been famous.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, go away for five years. Jack absolutely live on
a farm. Hit up a farm in Idaho.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That now, this is obviously your interest area.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's lights camera action for the vander Pum.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Rules reboots Swanny.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is exciting, Lisa, vander Pump is the first one
being filmed season twelve.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And a whole new cast.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well they had to get rid of the old ones
because they sort of ate each other.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And it peaked at Standable, which you and I watched
together that reunion.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
He was amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Head Hey regulates. Tim and Joel are up next, and
make sure you tune in tomorrow because we will be
given away a trip to New York City and Chrissy
and Jack's bucket list trip.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
By the way, I'm not calling you a purp head.
That's a quote from The.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
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Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do you