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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Katy Perry is out and about. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Chrissy's cliche, Katy Perry, she's she got seven thousand dates
and she's going to be here until twenty thirty five.
She hit the club in Melbourne. There is a great
club on Chapel Street called puff Doff, The Great puff Doff,
one of the great names.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I was out on Chapel Street Saturday night too, damn it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Imagine if you just popped into Puftuff.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I know I never go there. It's a great club,
but I'm just such an electric.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Boy, so yes, I know.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But Katie isn't. Katie is a Pufdoff girl. She is
and she was among her people. Don't you worry about that?
Particularly when she put thousands of dollars behind the bar.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
No, how fun happened fun.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'd love to be able to do that one day,
to just pay for everything. I'll sort of do.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Actually, you should go to Pustoff one day and do that.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
My favorite video I saw was her asking the DJ
to play Addison Ray. She knows what's happening, she knows
what music she should be listening to.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
She danced to Addison Ray. She danced to Gaga. She
look I don't know if I'm allowed to say this,
but it looks as if she was.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Doing what everyone does it puffed off.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, there was, she was.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Her eyes and face and movements looked unusual to me, but.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
They looked usual for that setting. Yeah, yeah, got good
on you, Katie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah look why not? And let's move on to Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's Father's Day in the US today, and he's posted
an odd photograph of himself with a middle finger up
emoji saying that he's, you know, not the sort of
backs down or whatever. And also he's lost his mind
at the paparazzi. What is he going to do about this?
Because that he's constantly angry, he's constantly feeling hunted, which
(02:23):
I totally understand. How can he get to a place
where it's not going to affect him like this?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
It's awful, It is awful, but unfortunately in his lifetime,
I can't see it changing. So I think swhen he
he needs to go and live on a ranch somewhere
and get out of it too.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I think so too.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If you can't beat them, you know, not join them,
but just let them do their thing and you go
elsewhere because it's going to send him around the twist.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
It is, and I think this latest outburst of the
perhaps was shot in Malibu, and it's like, you're I
think he's at Soho house mate. They're waiting at Soho
house all the time, just to see who's coming and going,
I know, gonna get you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Of course, have a listen. Do we have any audience.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm a husband.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're not getting it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's not clocking to you. I'm a human.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You're standing around my car at the beach.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
You don't think I'm a real guy, do you? You're
gonna take this video.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
On the context, You're gonna say, I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't know who the paying you to provoke me,
but I'm not the fucking one.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Okay, stop provoking me.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
A real dad, real husband, or real man.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Alright, don't do this to me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He just he feels what he's saying there is I
feel like a hunted animal.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yah, stop it.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
It feels like every time we hear him as well,
the sadness and anger in his voice is getting greater.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
H I agree, he's furious there, but he's very lucid
like he's really articulate.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not on whatever he's usually the
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrisy Swan Show. Let's go clicking
for the last time.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Chrissy's clicks.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Also, my bike, my earphones were down, which reminds me
is exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
To Lolla Young.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I couldn't hear what was going on.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
She has performed at Wembley at the Summertime Festival. We've
sent people over there that would be enjoying this a
lot more than Loly Young would be.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Let me tell you, I'm so jealous of all of
those lucky listeners because the Summertime Ball looks like a vibe.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Man, it looks so great. The lineup's extraordinary. Mariah Carey
did she turn up or did they have to roll
around into furniture trolley? But imagine being lowly young, being English,
knowing that Wembley is like.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
The Holy Grail.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I mean, she would have gone to see the Spice
Girls when she was three years old at Wembley. She
finally gets to perform there, and this happens during her
big hit, So go, can I please?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Can we sing?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
A lot of please.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Let me go.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I would have to go.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So the inner ears that she listens along to the
track with were not working.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We're not working.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
How does that work? I mean, I'm obviously I know
that you don't sing, but do you know how it works?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Tom, You're a singer, sing like a woman? Magical?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
How does it work?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Why do you need it in your ears?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's all because it's so loud.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
They actually can't keep up with the music and all
that sort of stuff, so they need it in their
ear so they can sing in time with what's actually
being played.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Right, because it's just noise, because that's very oversimplified.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No, that's great.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's how I like things. Some stupid.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And that's why we hear her try to pick up
for a minute and then she obviously was out of
out of time with the track.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my heart breaks.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
For her, say Swanny, because I feel like this hype
of to her not long ago at Coachella.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes, she came out and she was dry reaching, she
had food poisons, dry reaching up to every two words
on that song as well, the.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Song that everybody wants her to sing MESSI san Well,
she does have a new song dropping.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It drops Friday. It's called not like that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You love Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I love Brad Pitt and not one hundred percent convinced
he's a good man who I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's a really I know you don't have children. It's
a decision that I endorse wholeheartedly.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But for a child to take your surname off their
name off their birth certificate proper, proper, that is a
very dahning review. That is a one one Tomato review
on Rotten Tomatoes in terms of your parenting and character anyway,
And his daughter has done that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
He's got a new film out looks really good.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
F one.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It involves race card driving, and I have about as
much interest in anything to do with that as I
do in I mean, I can't think there's nothing lower.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That I I'm not interested in. I would watch Rugby
over Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I do not understand it, So I don't think I'm
going to see it, even though the reviews are amazing,
including from Brad Pitt's contemporary Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What does that mean to you to get the support
of a guy like that? It's so sweet? You know
he's sweet?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Can we get you guys together in the film.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Well, I'm not gonna hang airplace like that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So when he does something again that's on the ground.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, that's a no.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And also when you say that someone's sweet in that way,
they are not your type of person.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And does not like Tom Cruise, Rick Tivin Joel a
up next and shout out to our girl Rick Lee
who's been nominated for a LOGI as well.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And did you know that the press release, the official
press release just calls her Ricky Lee. Mike Madonna doesn't
say everyone else has got their surnames Lee Coulter, She's
got She's got a surname.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I think it's cool though that no one even needs
to know the surname. She's just Ricky Lee.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What if you get nominated?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It just says Jack now Bory. I don't want Charles
on that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
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Speaker 2 (08:16):
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Speaker 1 (08:19):
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