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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I have some very exciting news Chrissy's click fait. It
turned up in my Instagram algorithm today. A new TV
show starring and it's very heavy on her, isn't it.
Meg Stalter, the great Meg Stalter. Now I can't even
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remember where or why we fell in love with her.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean it was Instagram, but people would probably know
her from.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hacks now, yes that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, but she used to just be recording the most
hysterical stuff. Anyway. She's a brilliant actress. She's a great comedian,
and she's the star of the new Leonna Dunham written
Netflix comedy. I've already got it in my fine July
ten is when it starts streaming.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How Great and Swanny they're now on to today. Some
new big names added to the.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Cast, very big names. Jessica Alba, Rita Aura who you
love I loved? Andrew Scott who is from Memory, the
hot priest from.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Fleabag Okay, and Kit.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Andrew Scott is that actor that's in that movie that
I wanted you to see.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All of us Strangers I started that year in the
hotel room upstairs.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes so good? Should we ever listen to the trailer yes, please, Jess.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Something has shifted with you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Je Hi, how are you girl?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are you good? You're unhappy? Go to London?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You love London?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You know, a state ground starting gardens?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
How exciting have you watched?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Girls? The No?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
There is so much I need to watch and I
feel like I watched so much though there really is.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And it just it gets you down, doesn't it. You're like,
I don't have I don't have enough. I don't have
enough eyeballs, I don't have enough cares.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Not enough hours to be awake.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm super excited about this too much though, because pat
photos have come out of Meg with Fergie reshooting the
London Bridge music video.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So Fergie as in Furgolicious, not Fergie.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The Stacy Ferguson.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Is that her name? Black Eyed peas fame? I mean,
this is a great song, This is a cool bean song.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It is good. And how I wouldn't know? I haven't
seen that footage of Fergie. How's she going like?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
She looks look at this, she looks good, she's draped in.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Does she still looks like furglicious?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Maybe a little bit of ose empics?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And what about what about Jennifer Saunders being added to
the list as well.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Also, Hugh, you love her so much.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I can't wait for that. I'm going to bet that. Okay,
I've decided it's earned a countdown.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Not everything gets a countdown, but it's gonna be added
into the countdown on my phone now, Justin Bieber, the
countdown is on to see how this is going to end,
and I'm guessing not very well. He has, though, referred
to a commenter a follower. He's referred to them as
gramps and at Grandpa and I think it's the best.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's so great. Why has he done that?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's the best? A screenshot was taken from somebody that
followers Grandpa and he just says, I am I feel
like he sounds like Teddy Ruxpin, like I am worried
about Justin Bieber. Do you think Colorado just come in
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from fishing? There is so much heartbroke in Justin's life.
And instead of saying oh, thanks so man, or thanks friend,
Justin says something, Gramps, where is it? Worry about yourself, Gramps?
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Worry about yourself, Gramps.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I've got no respect.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
He's got no respect for the hip for his elders.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrisy Swan.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Shows, like that was Alex Warren and he has he's
had a really nice thing. What I thought. He's shared
Sabrina Carpenter's new track to his Stories because he said
it was great. And everyone's going, why are you sharing that?
You're in You're in the top charts. If you keep sharing,
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you're going to lose your position. And he says, why
is everyone so mean on Twitter? What's wrong with you?
Music is music. I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I love that sentiment.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You too, right, Let's keep it on a clicking.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He seems like a very nice boy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
He does Alex Warren and I I hope the second
song we Get is as good as ordinary because I
love that.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, he's already released the second song. I'm really you're
probably wanting the third one?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
What's the second one? Oh no, that doesn't count. I
want a solo song.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It doesn't count, don't count. I want to talk about
Glenn Powell please. You know that was a weird situation
he and Sidney Sweeney really weird because all our spidery
senses when they were doing publicity for that movie. Of course,
we were saying they look like they're a couple, yes,
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and then they were saying they weren't. It was wrong,
it didn't suit us.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And they kind of said after it or they kind
of acknowledged that it was a publicity stunt, right, which
just felt like BS, It's like, hang on, are you
just saying that so you can cheat on your partners
and just like hide behind a publicity stunt. Publicity stunts
don't really happen in twenty twenty five. I don't think, no,
it's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You and I really devoted a lot of time and
energy to it, and I feel like, you know, it's
all paid off because Glenn Powells x GGI Paris.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Cool name.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is not.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I love Paris. I love the name Paris and anything.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
GGI Paris I that is not on her birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, I take it back. She sounds like a stripper.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
She sounds like a poodle owned by an old woman
called Bland Believes in the seventh floor walk up in
New York City.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
What did that listener called the Millia a capoodle?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A poodle? I mean they technically are a capoodle. I
love that anyway, she has come clean and you're just
gonna love it so much to have a listener.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And I open up social media and I'm getting tagged
over like something he captioned or wrote on a photo,
and I just screenshoted to him and I said, Hey,
the whole world is watching what you're saying, like, please
just like proceed with caution. I could either pretend like
I was going along with everything and have everyone wonder like,
are they hooking up? Or are they not hooking up?
But is she okay with this?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What like?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Or stand up for myself and say, no, I'm actually
not okay with this and I'm working away good honor.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, because it's almost exactly what I just said. We
were all watching it going there's something going on here.
Imagine you were a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, she should have come out and said that two
years ago when it was all happening.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And obviously Sydney's now broken up with her.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Dude, are they do you think they're going to get together?
Hugh Jackman and.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I think the fun of it all is now
over because they're both single. I think the rash and
the naughtiness is not as that's not there now, so
it's not appealing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, I think you're probably right. I'll tell you what
it is. Panic stations at the at the Miley Cyrus,
at the Billy Ray Sarrus, at the Trace Cyrus, at
the Tish Cyrus Compound, Liz.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Hurley is rocked up with a bottle of prosecco and
poured it on Miley.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
She turns sixty today.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I think she got nude for it too. Love that.
I'm here for that energy. I'm sixty. Let it get
him out.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Come on, everyone's got him, don't you reckon?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But what is that saying to the world about that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm sixty and hot and I'm ready to go?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, and that's it. Sixty years and you've still got
a good body? Big woop? Do you know what I mean?
What is that saying? What is that saying? Sixty years?
I've got a drug addict boyfriend and I look good
in the news.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I worked hard on her body.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I love Liz, I.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do too, but I don't understand the whole get your
gear off.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, no, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm I'm looking at it now. I mean fabulous, But
do you know what I mean? But what else? What
else Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
She played Diana Ross on Gossip Girl.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's enough.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
She was so bad in the Mike Myers films, in
the Austin Bowers films.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh, I know, but magic.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Anyway, She says, happy birthday to me. This year has
already been a wild ride. I bet it is. And
his name's Billy Anyway, we're not talking about listener, I digress.
I was talking about Trace. Yes, Trey Cyrus, Billy Ray's son,
has said the following very damning words about his own father.
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Billy Ray is washed up and no, he kires better.
It's a better actual give. Billy Ray is washed up
and evil. He's evil. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
They really fighting that family, don't they?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
They really do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They fight dirty and publicly and quite frankly.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Keep it going. It's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Are up next to have a great Wednesday night?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Sworn You do?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
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Speaker 2 (09:55):
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