April 11, 2025 • 8 mins
Plane food isn't the best but surely it can't be that bad right? Plus, what would you do in this disaster wedding scenario?
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is Carlid the same guy as DJ Karlett.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No, but I can understand how that could people could
mistake that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What is a DJ karlb song?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
DJ Karled sings that song with Justin Bieber. That is cool.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Does he say his name a lot like Jake Cold?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah? I mean my favorite DJ karlored song Yeah, would
have to be the one he did with Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Whoa yeah, wow whoa. When I was whenever I sing
or move to a Rihanna song, I act like a
troll that's under the bridge, Like I'm like.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wow, your favorite colored song?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is this ye? Love young young Young?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It reminds me about friend.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Anyway, So we're talking about Carlid, not Dclage.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This one.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, this guy he has uh he said this the
way this song is stuck in my head right now.
And then he's tagged Sabrina Carpenter. He listen to this
man singing please please, please.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Please please please don't bring me to cheers when I
just in my makeup. So nah, her break is one
thing man.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He goes, n.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You don't embarrass me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I saw him live a few years ago, maybe just
a for COVID, and he was unbelievable. I was obsessed
with his first album.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I would have thought he was a lot older. I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He's your age twenty seven. Yeah, I'm twenty eight. He's
twenty seven because he was younger than me at the
show when I was like, what I remember this song,
Billy sung this lovely. Oh my god, okay, oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's mesmerizing.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I feel like I haven't sung for a long time
in my kitchen. I feel like that is absolutely on
the agenda this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The karaoke Machine's coming out, baby, that's the that's the
idiot's a karaoke machine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've I've just got a microphone. Man, I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like it's like a tu karaoke machine. There's a
little speaker attached to it, isn't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It No, isn't it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's like, you know, separate, like a band has it.
It's band level, yeah, delete singers microphone and the the whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It is, you know, what do you call it? It's
a little speaker.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's like anyway, like you know, Bernard Fanning, part of
figure would all right, let's move on to a story
about a man getting angry about plain food, very very angry.
Not only I mean, look you either one camp or
the other. I personally love an airplane meal.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I hate it. I fast before going on a plane.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yes, so do I, but so that I can eat
more of the meal.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, and then I sorry, I fast on the plane.
Why because it just makes me feel sick on the plane.
It like blows up my stomach.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So delicious and it's so exciting. When you take off
the silver foil, you don't know what it is, and
even when you're looking at it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Most of the time, you don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Anyway, he has stormed the cockpit what over the wrong
plane meal, and has made the entire plane with three
hundred passengers turn back around four hours into his journey
after getting the wrong meal the worst meal I ever got.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I took a photograph off.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It was on a British Airways probably say that it
was on a British Airways flight.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And do you know what? There was nothing wrong with
the food. What was I think it was a cultural misfit.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What did you get?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Haddock like a fish? It was like a smoky fish.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Who wants fish on a plane?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Not me either, not me?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I took a photo of it, and even then,
you know, people will be like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh, you know, you're obviously got a nice scene if you're.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Getting a meal.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It was the most disgusting meal the Chrissy Swan Show,
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are almost out of here, but I really want
to hit Reddit with you Jack Chrissy's click face. I
really don't think we're going to have too much time
for anything, but this, Yes, Reddit, we love it. This
is an ouchy, cringey dilemma. Title is this someone I
specifically did not invite to my wedding has RSVP to it?
(05:01):
What So it's a big, long explanation, but the bottom
line is these two people used to be friends. One
of them kind of wasn't there for the person that's
getting married, and she'd tried to distance herself.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, over the years.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What's tricky, man, when you do trying to do that?
Slowly and over the.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Years, the person that wasn't there for her and wasn't
invited heard that the wedding was going ahead and just
assumed that the invitation was coming an RSVP before the
invitation came, and the invitation wasn't coming, So.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
See? This is what's really hard in the modern eras one,
because it's a website you RSVP two. Anyone technically could
get that link and log on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Of course, or even if it's even if it's not
that technological, if you send a letter, or if you
assume that you're invited, you can just send it next.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Why do so? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Would you just go under the radar and go, oh god,
then they're coming, nor would you used to call them
in your voice?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You've got a man up. This woman needs to man up.
This is her opportunity to finally cut the cord. Unfortunately,
trying to wean this friend out or slowly fade out
the friendship hasn't worked.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Let's role play it now.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
She's not ready to play.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You're getting married and I have r ring.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hey, I'm gonna have to really fast strike it. I'll
do a bit nice. Hey, Christy's jack are.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh my god, I haven't over from you. It's so long.
Congratulations on your wedding. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Hey, I'm just about that. It's actually why I'm calling yeah,
obviously I really value our friendship and you know I've
known you for so long. But yes, fortunately, well no,
you see, this is the thing you're utterly insufferable to. No,
I would say, unfortunately, it's a really intimate, small, tight wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And fine, we've known each other ready.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
This is why I haven't been able to extend the
invite to you. So I'm not sure who gave you
the link to RSVP on that who gave you the link,
because then you're going to go and spray that person,
But unfortunately you can't be there. Have a nice laugh
to delete my number, but but.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm heartbroken and I'm going to sleep under your window
until you let me come.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, go get on a mental health care plan. Hah Like, no,
that's just inappropriate to do that. Don't put a friend.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In that position.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Speaking of a mental health care plan, I actually am
doing my equivalent of that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yes, because we have two weeks off. Now what are
you doing? It's been a big week for you. It's
the first week of school holidays in VITABR.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's been a huge few months for me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I've really achieved a lot and I'm tired and guess
where I'm going Past Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is the best because she booked this because.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Past Chrissy in September just knew that future Chrissy was
going to.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Be cooked by tomorrow. It's so weird, isn't it. It's
so weird.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I've booked two weeks on my own in Bai and
last week I changed it from on my own, taking
my sister, and it's just me and my beautiful sister
and we're just gonna talk and laugh and play backgam
and just like we did when we lived together in
the age.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Doing your own buck. Got this trip and we've given
two of those await in the last few weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Have the most.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Beautiful time twenty You've earned it. We love you. We'll
still have podcasts dropping. Listen to the Nova player app.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Your challenge from me for the holidays is not too
many hangovers and not too many dead brain cells, because
you're now of the age that they don't come back.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, thank you noted. I'll take that on board, and
I'll see you in two weeks with like twenty less
brain cells.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you turn up like Mickey Rourke on the first day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Never Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com. Don Are you
Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is Carlid the same guy as DJ Karlett.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No, but I can understand how that could people could
mistake that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What is a DJ karlb song?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
DJ Karled sings that song with Justin Bieber. That is cool.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Does he say his name a lot like Jake Cold?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah? I mean my favorite DJ karlored song Yeah, would
have to be the one he did with Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Whoa yeah, wow whoa. When I was whenever I sing
or move to a Rihanna song, I act like a
troll that's under the bridge, Like I'm like.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wow, your favorite colored song?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is this ye? Love young young Young?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It reminds me about friend.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Anyway, So we're talking about Carlid, not Dclage.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This one.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, this guy he has uh he said this the
way this song is stuck in my head right now.
And then he's tagged Sabrina Carpenter. He listen to this
man singing please please, please.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Please please please don't bring me to cheers when I
just in my makeup. So nah, her break is one
thing man.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He goes, n.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You don't embarrass me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I saw him live a few years ago, maybe just
a for COVID, and he was unbelievable. I was obsessed
with his first album.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I would have thought he was a lot older. I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He's your age twenty seven. Yeah, I'm twenty eight. He's
twenty seven because he was younger than me at the
show when I was like, what I remember this song,
Billy sung this lovely. Oh my god, okay, oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's mesmerizing.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I feel like I haven't sung for a long time
in my kitchen. I feel like that is absolutely on
the agenda this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The karaoke Machine's coming out, baby, that's the that's the
idiot's a karaoke machine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've I've just got a microphone. Man, I'm like a real.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like it's like a tu karaoke machine. There's a
little speaker attached to it, isn't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It No, isn't it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's like, you know, separate, like a band has it.
It's band level, yeah, delete singers microphone and the the whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It is, you know, what do you call it? It's
a little speaker.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's like anyway, like you know, Bernard Fanning, part of
figure would all right, let's move on to a story
about a man getting angry about plain food, very very angry.
Not only I mean, look you either one camp or
the other. I personally love an airplane meal.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I hate it. I fast before going on a plane.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yes, so do I, but so that I can eat
more of the meal.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, and then I sorry, I fast on the plane.
Why because it just makes me feel sick on the plane.
It like blows up my stomach.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So delicious and it's so exciting. When you take off
the silver foil, you don't know what it is, and
even when you're looking at it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Most of the time, you don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Anyway, he has stormed the cockpit what over the wrong
plane meal, and has made the entire plane with three
hundred passengers turn back around four hours into his journey
after getting the wrong meal the worst meal I ever got.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I took a photograph off.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It was on a British Airways probably say that it
was on a British Airways flight.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And do you know what? There was nothing wrong with
the food. What was I think it was a cultural misfit.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What did you get?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Haddock like a fish? It was like a smoky fish.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Who wants fish on a plane?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Not me either, not me?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I took a photo of it, and even then,
you know, people will be like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh, you know, you're obviously got a nice scene if you're.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Getting a meal.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It was the most disgusting meal the Chrissy Swan Show,
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are almost out of here, but I really want
to hit Reddit with you Jack Chrissy's click face. I
really don't think we're going to have too much time
for anything, but this, Yes, Reddit, we love it. This
is an ouchy, cringey dilemma. Title is this someone I
specifically did not invite to my wedding has RSVP to it?
(05:01):
What So it's a big, long explanation, but the bottom
line is these two people used to be friends. One
of them kind of wasn't there for the person that's
getting married, and she'd tried to distance herself.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, over the years.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What's tricky, man, when you do trying to do that?
Slowly and over the.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Years, the person that wasn't there for her and wasn't
invited heard that the wedding was going ahead and just
assumed that the invitation was coming an RSVP before the
invitation came, and the invitation wasn't coming, So.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
See? This is what's really hard in the modern eras one,
because it's a website you RSVP two. Anyone technically could
get that link and log on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Of course, or even if it's even if it's not
that technological, if you send a letter, or if you
assume that you're invited, you can just send it next.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Why do so? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Would you just go under the radar and go, oh god,
then they're coming, nor would you used to call them
in your voice?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You've got a man up. This woman needs to man up.
This is her opportunity to finally cut the cord. Unfortunately,
trying to wean this friend out or slowly fade out
the friendship hasn't worked.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Let's role play it now.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
She's not ready to play.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You're getting married and I have r ring.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hey, I'm gonna have to really fast strike it. I'll
do a bit nice. Hey, Christy's jack are.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh my god, I haven't over from you. It's so long.
Congratulations on your wedding. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Hey, I'm just about that. It's actually why I'm calling yeah,
obviously I really value our friendship and you know I've
known you for so long. But yes, fortunately, well no,
you see, this is the thing you're utterly insufferable to. No,
I would say, unfortunately, it's a really intimate, small, tight wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And fine, we've known each other ready.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
This is why I haven't been able to extend the
invite to you. So I'm not sure who gave you
the link to RSVP on that who gave you the link,
because then you're going to go and spray that person,
But unfortunately you can't be there. Have a nice laugh
to delete my number, but but.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm heartbroken and I'm going to sleep under your window
until you let me come.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, go get on a mental health care plan. Hah Like, no,
that's just inappropriate to do that. Don't put a friend.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In that position.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Speaking of a mental health care plan, I actually am
doing my equivalent of that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yes, because we have two weeks off. Now what are
you doing? It's been a big week for you. It's
the first week of school holidays in VITABR.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's been a huge few months for me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I've really achieved a lot and I'm tired and guess
where I'm going Past Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is the best because she booked this because.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Past Chrissy in September just knew that future Chrissy was
going to.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Be cooked by tomorrow. It's so weird, isn't it. It's
so weird.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I've booked two weeks on my own in Bai and
last week I changed it from on my own, taking
my sister, and it's just me and my beautiful sister
and we're just gonna talk and laugh and play backgam
and just like we did when we lived together in
the age.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Doing your own buck. Got this trip and we've given
two of those await in the last few weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Have the most.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Beautiful time twenty You've earned it. We love you. We'll
still have podcasts dropping. Listen to the Nova player app.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Your challenge from me for the holidays is not too
many hangovers and not too many dead brain cells, because
you're now of the age that they don't come back.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, thank you noted. I'll take that on board, and
I'll see you in two weeks with like twenty less
brain cells.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you turn up like Mickey Rourke on the first day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Never Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com. Don Are you
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