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June 23, 2025 9 mins

Orlando Bloom has made a surprise visit to Australia to join wife, Katy Perry on the final leg of her Australian tour. Plus, Miley Cyrus is coping flack for ignoring fans at a recent event! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Show. Let's go clicking.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Chrissy's click fait.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Everybody stand down. The marriage between Orlando Bloom and Katy
Perry's fine?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
As I said last week, there were all these stories
about how she said in her Sydney show, New Melbourne Show,
I think you know there was songs about a recent
breakup and Tim Tams saved me. There was something in
her voice when she said that, or I was like,
she's fine, She's talking about a completely different relationship. Also,

(00:38):
I got the feeling she was just that was just
a paid thing from Tim Tams.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I do.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
But is it just a generic thing that these Americans
do when they come to Australia They try to be
relatable to us?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It could be that, But have you noticed that whoever
does the publicity for Arnolds and Tim TAM's is very
bloody cool, de great, It's the best really that I've
ever experiences. And I reckon they've just said to her,
here you go and she's done that.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, there was something in a voice that was not
very serious. And Orlando has just touched out.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
In Perth right because it's her final Australian show this
evening in Perth.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I knew that when I was looking at the dates
for her tour, I thought, God, she's here for a
long time. That has flown.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's flown, hasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It really has?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
But she has. Yeah, nearly, she's nearly done.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
He says. Look, the articles are all like he's going
to have a heart to heart talk with her. There's
been a rough patch. I don't know whether there is.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Nah, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
And I think maybe her PR team were just leaning
into it around the time of those.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stories, because you believe she is a machine like that.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, And I don't believe that about many people. I
think everyone goes, oh, that's a PR relationship. They're doing
this for PR. I think a lot of the time
that's BS. But when it comes to Katie Perry, I
think it could be real.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, she's I mean, look, if you can't beat them,
join them. I think he's her ethos.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Let's move on to Margaret Cho. She's a brilliant stand
up comedian that's been working for seven thousand years. If
you're not across her work, it should be. She's very good,
isn't she She is?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
She sat down and had a chat on a podcast
about Ellen de Generous, and our vibe is that Ellen
DeGeneres really isn't very generous, and it turns out that
it's true. I think we're having some technical issues, so
we can't play any grass.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I really thought I was going to get through a
week with my mouse working, but apparently that is just
not the case.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, I can just talk about it because I've heard
the grabs. Margaret Choe has said that Ellen was not
very generous with her back in the day, and she's
always been a bit odd with Margaret in terms of supporting.
Margaret Choe went on her show and Ellen pretended that

(02:49):
she didn't know her, even though Margaret had opened for
Ellen on tour.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's so rude. I know people that do that in real,
everyday life, and I think it's just the height of
rudeness and entitlement.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Before I judge, though, do you remember I didn't remember
having a regular segment with ce guys.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I always think of that when these types of stories
come on.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I just had so many kids and so much work,
and then he came into the student I was like,
it's really thrilled to meet you, and he goes, what
are you talking about so I feel like I've got
to give the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You do, and with someone like you you can. But
when it comes to Ellen, she had lost any privilege
to the benefit of doubt.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
And also she didn't have kids and wasn't losing her mind.
I don't think. Further to this, she did something very
like you can't excuse this one. So Margaret cho had
gone to a David Bowie show dressed as an emperor.
She's magical, And then David Bowie had appeared on Ellen

(03:57):
DeGeneres's show and said how much he loved that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh cool.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Ellen asked the producers to edit that out so it
didn't go to air.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh we're a little bit jealous of Margaret.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Clearly, I think so. And the only reason Margaret show
knew that that had happened was because she had a
friend on the show and she said, look, David Bowie
came on, he waxed lyrical about you for ages, and
Ellen has made us take it out.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, she's not a nice person.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Very obvious, isn't it. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrisy
Swan Show. Let's go clicking.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hey, we've got Maca's in the studio for you so happy,
that's your definition of fun.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's as good as it's going to get mad.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Chrissy's clich and also, you were spot on three forty
when it arrived. How can you be so.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Accurate because it is my third day of ordering matters.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Miley Cyrus has been slammed for being not very friendly
to her fans. I've got a few questions about this.
So's she went to an album signing yep, and these
used to happen with almost every book and every album.
You go to a shop and you turn up, you
buy the album, and whoever the artist is behind the

(05:16):
book or album they sign it for you. I cannot
believe somebody as huge as Miley Cyrus turned up to
a shop in London called rough Trade East Music Store
and Bar and people were just coming up to a
trestle table. I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, it's quite something. I wonder though, is it because
of who she was with? I wonder if there's some
connection to that bar because she was sitting with Naomi Campbell.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, Nami, Nami Campbell is you know, obviously a global phenomenon,
a supermodel. She appears on the album singing.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah the songs called every Girl You've Ever loved.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
She's got a great voice anyway, So that we're both there,
and I mean, Nami Campbell is sign the albums as well,
which is hilarious to me, given that she just sings
a little yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's bizarre.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Anyway. They gas bagged through the entire thing like they
were out for lunch and deeply inconvenienced by the long
queue of people standing there feebly in the foreground while
a photograph was taken. They barely drew breadth from this.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
And they barely made eye contact with the fan. But
my favorite part was who I'm going to imagine was
Miley's personal assistant standing there saying this right behind you
for your picture.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Gorge right behind you, one, two, three, There you go, she.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Said, had about four hundred times to every single person.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Look. In fairness to Miley, she has said she doesn't
like touring and she doesn't like the face to face
part of it, and also the reasons behind that is
she said it just makes her feel insecure and inferior
that all these people are coming to adore her. This
is exactly what this is. In a smaller scale.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm shocked she agreed to do this.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I am two.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
And also she shouldn't do it because look what happens.
You just generate bad BS headlines.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, I mean, look, she did look down the lens
for every single photo. I've got to give her that.
Okayuse didn't want to be there. Okay, So Tammy Hembrow,
that's a name that I really like.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's a great name.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
And I didn't know really who she was or what
she did, but she I like her. I like her.
I've looked into her over this weekend and I like
her very much.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
She's one of like the Aussie OG influencers and YouTubers.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, she's a Gold Coast girl, I think like from
her Instagram. She has announced that she has split with
her her husband. She had her new husband after they've
only been together, were married for seven months. Yeah, very
very quick. And he you would know his face. His
name's Matt Zakowski and he was on Love Island, the

(07:54):
first series of that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
And he now has a podcast with Nova.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh yes he does too. True. Anyway, she is very
sad about it, and she didn't want a divorce, but
you know, it's open to it's open to suggestion as
to what happened when a woman has to divorce her
husband doesn't want to. But when I was on my
deep dive, I realized that I recognize her father. So

(08:23):
there's an Australian actor and you may not know his name,
but you would know his face because he's been in
bloody everything. His name is James Hembrow, right, and I'm
going to show you his face. Jack, you've I mean,
you've seen him in everything. Ah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, he's just one of those guys. You know his face,
but that's it.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, And I'm trying to find the biggest ones. Well,
he was on The Young Doctors for Starter, so if
you're of a certain age you will you know know that.
But he was in that, like we're talking man from
Snowy River. You know too. He's been on every television show.
He's been in a movie called Swimming up Stream, which

(09:01):
was really really big. And I just didn't know that
she was part of Ossie TV and Movie Royalty. I
had no idea he was in GP. Do you remember GP?
You probably no? Anyway, google James Hamnbrow and you go,
oh my god, yes, of course I know him.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Love it good little tidbit swany, Hey, keep it locked. Ricky, Lee,
Tim and Joel are up next. We've got some maccas to.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Eat damn straight. The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com. Do you
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