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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, so Thursday it feels like Friday, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It does? And in our office on a Thursday here
and over it especially feels like a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
There's just a good energy about it.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There's a great energy, and there's a great energy when
you get sent a gift. You may remember last week.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Giving away incredible the.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
LG the LG packs and they had like any speaker,
any headphones and wearable speakers, and I spoke about them
and then we were sent them and I'm holding them up.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You've got a wearable speaker in your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know it's my current hyper fixate.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I know. I remember you introducing it to me a
little while ago, and I.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Have a collection of them.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Do you know what, though, I will I prefer the
wearable speaker to a bum bag.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Don't I care what you prefer?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh? I know you don't.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm telling unions to yourself. I'll be out of a
job a game er. That is so true. No way,
I'm putting it on right now. It's amazing. It's going
into the collection. How many I know that you're you
don't love a wearable one? But I don't know that
you love a Bluetooth speaker.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Love like my apartment is never silent, there is always
music playing. I really I've got like an Amazon Lexa
in the kitchen. I've got an Apple speaker in the
lounge room. It's the same room. I've got a JBL
speaker in the bathroom, like I have three.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So that's three.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's not bad going, I reckon, I've got in my
house maybe six?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay six on my on my you know on your
settings when it shows you how many you've got that
twenty four ten, how many you're in your house?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
How many speakers do you have? Can you top our
three or six? I'm still upset the compound doesn't have
in built ceiling Donata speakers.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That would annoy me. That would annoy me trying to connect. Nah,
okays are better, particularly when you can take it from
reck to reread.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You've lost. We've actually got footage of you walking around
the office earlier, dancing designer, Do come on turn in
twenty four to ten? How many speakers do you have
in your house? We may give you a prize for sharing.
Coming up after three o'clock, we're putting someone else in
the running to go to Pulia and Chrissy's Passport to
Pulia so exciting. Make sure you've registered buy the Nova
Player app, and of course it's Thursday. Sweeping statements are
(02:22):
coming up.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Not what I would love to learn how to do?
Is you know that thing where you drop your bum
onto the ground? I know what it's called, but I
don't want to say what. Yes, that's not what I want.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I know. That's why I said it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You can do it. It's so impressive.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh I thought you said. I said, I can get
away with saying that word. No, I'm oh my god,
that's very very day today, it's really sore.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I've got a little bit of a herb stuck in.
My friend, you're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show. Good
on you. How many? How many? How many Bluetooth speakers
do you do?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I have three in my apartment, which I thought was
a lot, but you trumped me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I got six.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You've got six, and we just got sent some sick
products from LG.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm wearing it. It's called an ex Boom. It's my
favorite new wearable, favorite new wearable. I've called it a wearable,
and I like, I've just made that up, but it's
that they are a game changer. And this is my
new favorite one. It's even got a detachable elastic thing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh my god, that's so big, that's so long, and look.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wow, this is my favorite one. You know that on
the box it says military grade. Yes, that's what I
need for my life.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
We asked on thirteen twenty four to ten how many
speakers you have in your home. Let's go to Gabby Swan.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hey, gab II, do you love a speaker? Did you
hear that little boom man that was me turning it
on by accident? Do you love a speaker?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Gabby? I do?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh you're music. Yeah, you're that listener of ours that
sounds a lot older than she is. You are ten
years old, Gabby. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You've only got two speakers.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, I've got a many Bluetooth speaker and a big
JBL speaker.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I feel like you just need one that you wear like.
Imagine that if you're just everywhere you go in the house,
your music follows here.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yes she does.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Guess what You've got an audio bundle from LG on
its way to you.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh yess, thank you so much, Gabby. You've got you
very young. You don't need to ask your parents.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's the best, Yes, enjoy innovative portable audio Gabby with
LG tone free earbuds and an ex Boom speaker.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That we do this, we like, you know, trick our
listeners into just thinking that they're playing with us, but
we give them presents. The Oh no, we can't get ash.
We can't get ash on the phone. The phone is stuffed. Hello, Ash,
I think you might be our listener with the most
Bluetooth speakers in your house? How many have you got?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Look, it's a sorry no sound, So I've actually got thirteen.
And then we've also got the little Yuwi boom, so
we've got four of those. But he's probably a bit
of overkill, Look I.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Think it is. But you obviously love music.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
We do, and so much so that my husband has
put the son of speakers in our bathrooms. So when
we're in this shower, we've got a double shower so
we can just have a little bottom there.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'll tell you I'm going to change your life because
I'm going to send you this LG audio pack that
we've got right and five. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I've
got a feeling that this one that I'm wearing now
is fully waterproof.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Oh the X boom speaker.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, because the picture of it, he's going to lose
his mind. The picture of it on the box is
covered in water. Now, they wouldn't do that unless they
were trying to symbolize it's water.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Preof I agree, and I mean it's LG. Life is
good there, man, They're not false advertising. Hey, ash, enjoy
innovative portable audio with LG tone free air bud and
that ex boom speaker. Oh we've got someone to top
ashes thirteen speakers.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Julia, Have you got a problem.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
No, my husband's got a problem. We have eighteen. There
would have been nineteen except I stopped him having one
in the power room, with every room in the house.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Has your husband? Has your husband been diagnosed with ADHD?
Or you're just going to leave that heck head.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
It's all so nice. We've got out at the pool,
round the pool, hanging on the fence at the pool,
in every bar, shower, everywhere we go. Music, music, music,
what you love it?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But I love that he loves Bluetooth speakers. Because obviously,
at some point in his life someone's showed him one.
He's gone, oh my god, this is my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Also, Julie, he could have worse addictions, but that's a
good addiction.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
He's got an addiction. Look, I don't want to this
is just one of them.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't want to annoy you, Ulie, but you're going
to have to make room in your house for a
couple more because we're sending him an LG pag.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Just be real.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Has he got one that he wears that he could
wear that he takes everywhere?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
He's got Everything's connected. My life is connected to.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, I reckon, Julie. You enjoy this pack. It is
LG tone free air buds and an ex boom speaker
that you can walk around. Connect the Nova player up
to it and you can walk around bop into us best.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah, I've got the noverplayer on now, sitting at home
rehabbing after a knee replacement.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So when you get walking, were Julie the crazy Swan?
So Troy Savan who.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Just turn you know that he just turned thirty? Crazy?
I just said to Sawny in that song, Hey, did
you know Troy just turned thirty and my dream thirtieth.
He was on stage with Charlie XCX.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Hey, what are you going to do for your thirtieth?
It's not that far away.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
End of next year. I've already started telling friends like that.
I'm thinking about it. I will send save the dates
twelve months out because I'm going to treat it like
it's a wedding. Oh do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I don't know what you mean. You do the
crazies watchhert Oh No, let me think of a brand
new sweeping statement.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Now I've heard that Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What is your unpopular opinion? Your sweeping statement? Mine is
a wedding is a wedding, and a birthday is a birthday. No,
I'm joking. Mine's going to shock you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Okay, go first then and you can. You're quite excited
about your keen. Mine is that planes should not have
Wi Fi. When you are on a plane, you should
not have internet access.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I agree? And also, is it just me or does
it never work anyway?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's so slow, man, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Don't take that on.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I saw Mighty Fox of the Bloc Fame complaining about
a flight that didn't have Wi Fi. The Wi Fi
wasn't working, and I was like, he's got.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Deals and stuff that's annoying. And also what about if
it's a longer flight than just a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well, still, like I I still think if you're flying
to Europe, enjoy a film. The reason I say this,
I think it's so special that when you do get
the sort of lucky opportunity to fly somewhere that you
switch off. You are in the sky, away from your life,
listen to music, wa'ts your movie, just zone out. I
think it's like you can. I treat it like therapy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I agree with you. Normally you've got to like kill
someone or embezzel funds to get some time alone and
you know, just get on a plane. It's good. Right, Okay,
here's the thing. Can you know that my favorite water
bottles are the Frank Greens. Yes, sometimes I forget it's
not ready, that I'm not in the wrong spot. Whatever.
Do you know what I think the second best water
(09:34):
bottle ever invented, ever designed, is what I will choose
out of every single water bottle I've ever You know,
we've all got so many, so many companies, so many.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Things Is it like a CHEAPYKM up one? No? Is it?
It is o.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Soa stream bottle.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
How good is it?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
There is something about this design?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, the I.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Can drink whatever that measurement is, is it a leader
or seven fifty meals? I can drink it in no time?
And I don't know. It's the best design.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I'm with you on that. I absolutely love this sweeping
statement because I'm a king of the soda stream and
I sometimes sworny ditch my other drink bottle and just
take that to the gym because I just like to
knock that so it's light.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, it's you know, not going to kill you in
your handbag.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
They are the best, great sweeping statement, just my old one.
You know how they had the older design. Yes, yeah,
I put that in the dishwasher ones in it shrunk.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's shrunk a bottle shrunk.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Crissy Swan Show. It's time
for some unpopular opinions.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Jack and I've already waited in He says WiFi should
not be available on planes, and I've said my backup
water bottle when I can't find a Frank Green my
favorite one. It's an empty soda stream bottle. Something about
the design, that amount of water gone in a new time.
Hello Nathan, Nathan, our phones are being crackers, so you
(11:07):
are on hold and we're trying to get to you.
We're tapping the screen.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Beyond on Mitchie. If you're listening, Beorn on Mitchie. It's
happened again.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Beyon is my is my second favorite, Beyond after the
guy that looks like a little cheeky squirrel from Abba.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
You and Beyond feel like our tech. It feels like
you guys could be related, Like you just have the
same really kind energy.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I agree. I feel like I feel like I've known
him in a previous life. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Okay, we've got nath Hi Nathan.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hey, Chrissy, how are you?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
How are you? I'll tell you what you are talking
Jack's language? What is your swelling statement?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Ah? Gender reveals make me so angry. They are a
waste of time for everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Can you put in a nutshell?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Why?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Ah? They just make me frustrated as soon as I
see them. Nothing makes me sweat left quicker than a.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Because? Is it? Because it's either a boy or a girl,
and also no one cares apart from the people that
are going to be its parents.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
It's I just find it completely self indulgent.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think so And Swanny, I'm going to repeat something
you said to me once and this really stuck with me.
We're excited when you have the baby, right, so like
when you announce it you're pregnant, have a baby shower.
Nowadays it's like a baby dinner, a baby barbecue. That's great,
we're excited about that. Do you then expect everyone to
care whether it's a boy or a girl? Is self indulgent?
You're right, Nathan, it's too much.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I agree, Yeah, leave something up to the imagination everyone
gets until the day.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
This week, Jack said that he's had a bit of
a situation that his friend is thinking of a gender
reveal party and asked his opinion, and he gave it.
What would you do, Nathan, if your close friend said, hey,
you know, I'm you know, I'm about to find out
what I'm having? What about a gender reveal party? Would
you be honest?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Probably, I'm pretty honest with most of my friends around
that sort of stuff, So ye're happy to tell them
that I am not on board.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Fantastic.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I was too Hey a one hundred dollars to spend
at Shelready Express for you.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Thanks so much, too, well done.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Alana, Hello, Hi Jack, Hi Christy, Hi you darling.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're good. What is your sweeping statement.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I'm going to get a lot of shit for it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Great.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, everyone needs to stop bringing their children to concerts, Okay,
I love everyone everyone. I went to Katy Perry on
Monday and there was more children than there was adults.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah. It's a vibe kill when you're trying to enjoy
a drink and dance up and down and then there's
a four year old filming themselves on TikTok next to you.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yeah, it's a bit excruciating. It's something I'm appropriated. The
Katy Perry sings a lot of vulgar songs like do
we really need our kids seeing that?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
At five?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
And I don't want to sit next to a wendy
eight year old alright.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And also they get tired as well. Well. I think,
you know, even for the parents, leave them at home
because you're doing your money.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I have there and I don't want to be next
to children.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I'm going to send you a double pass to The Materialist,
a rom com that is in cinemas now.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I want to see that this weekend because Dakota Johnson.
Tom says that she's like lights up a signy and
is really iconic, and.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I just love her. I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Sorry, I just realized I tried to glorify smoking, and
I'm not at all. I'm just saying I love to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Against the law these days to glorify it.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Awesome, So I wasn't doing that though, Obviousy.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'll bring you a cake with an oil file in it. Hello, Rachel,
Oh it's Emma. Sorry, sorry, Hello Emma?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Good? Losing my mind? Please weigh in with your sweeping statement,
my love.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
So, I don't think people should take dogs to their
wedding because.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
They have them as like the best man and the ring.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Bearer and the ring bearer and that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I think it's ridiculous. Like I'm a bit nthan in
the industry, and I love my dogs and I breed
dogs as well.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
But like having them at weddings. Really, if they go
and do a big.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Dump in the middle of the aisles, their leg on.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
A chair or someone's got to look after them and
stuff you can really let loose. I get that.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, Emma, we are going to send you a double
pass of the materialists in cinemas. Now enjoy that. Let's
quickly finish with.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Right, thank you, Hello, litchel, Hey, guys, talk to me
about your sweeping statement.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
So people that blur out the faces of their babies
on social media when they're not famous, they're losers.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
The Chrissy Swan Show, Yes, what're you gonna say?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
The Craven cutsier, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Chrissies clich I'm so full.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Get that criven crip away from me.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Okay, no criven cript today. If you're wonder what we're
talking about. Every Thursday, a criven it comes around the
OVA office with drinks and snacks.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
And it should be called a craven cart. But people
were being funny with the number plate. Yeah, that'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Quite land.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Now let's talk about Sabrina Carpenter. I'm losing my voice,
so this is can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah? I can.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It just happened. It just happened, just when he just
hits Yeah. Sabena Carpenter has announced a new album called
Man's Best Friend. Okay, album's lead single. Obviously we've already
got to know. It's man Child. It's growing on me,
you know.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And so the album's called Man's Best Friend.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah. And the cover, I mean, it's a great photograph,
but it's Sabrina Carpenter, like on all fours, pouring at
the leg of a man standing over it.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I'm going to defend her here. I've seen online today
everyone throwing her so much shape. Oh really, everyone's guys,
it's Sabrina Carpenter. She her shtick is central sexuality, Like,
that's who she is, so this is what we should expect.
She looks amazing, it's a great photograph and that's just
obviously she's happy to do that. So like, let her
(17:10):
embrace her sexuality.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No, yeah, I think so live and let need to
live and let live, I guess. But I feel like
it's a bit it's either ahead of its time or
well behind we haven't We don't know yet.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Also, before you start releasing new albums, can you announce
an Australian tool. I really want to see that short
and sweet show.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Yeah, the staging looks great now apparently, Speaking of staging,
Katie Perry is still belting out the hits and amid
rumors that she and Orlando Bloom are over.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
We don't believe that this is true. There's all sorts
of things that were said, none of them ring true
to me. She said something about.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It, Tim tan, I think I've got some audio of
that one.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh no, it's not going to work there. That doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's there, it's just not playing.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Having a lot of technical problems today.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Shall we try again, Let's just let me try, thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah. And people are saying, oh, they're in, They're on
the rocks, aren't They're not. It's nothing to do with it, basically,
Tim Tamada.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
But she was. She did perform last night in Sydney
a song that was very old and from an old
album about a breakup. So it's a weird choice. No
one knew that song. She sung, I kin't of remember
the name of it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, but the way she said the bird brokep as
if you're going to say that if your current husband
or partner is breaking up with you. No.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I have a theory because at the start of this
week or end of last week, People Magazine and some
publications have been saying that they're on the rocks and
they're about to break up or have broken up. I
think her team just love pr and they're like, let's
lean into this. Katie sing that old song about a breakup,
give people tim tams and mention that this is a
breakup song, and let's generate anyone that diabolical.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes, yes, yeah, oh hey, I've got to. I read
a little tidbit about Prince Charles, and I know we
don't really do royal stuff unless it's absolutely throwing shade
on Meghan Markle, but he was talking about apparently he's
(19:25):
a real like creature of habit. Okay, I can imagine
I should call him King Charles. He's the King, not
just Prince Charles. For breakfast, he has one boiled egg.
That's it, every single morning, the same.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Wow, that is boring. I love eggs, but like you've
got to have something with them.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It's boring and also has.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Small Yeah, and he's not if he can.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Have it, i'd have if I was only having boiled eggs.
That's three minimum.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I just never think to make a boiled egg or
have boiled eggs. I'm just so strictly poached.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Or scrambled Is it because they smell it's it just
feels hard.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, it feels like a task.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, you gotta weight big on waiting.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't, are you not super patient?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Half an avocado for lunch? There's got to be more
than that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
That's a lie. Megan Mark was probably released that to
make him look boring.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
He has no chocolate, no coffee, no garlic, no shellfish,
and no drinks from strangers. I get that. You never
know you also you'll see also wild mushrooms don't come
to it. But his favorite snack is sheep's cheese on
a digestive biscuit. So specific.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Do you think that's real? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Because he said it to a person in public. Yeah.
A recent royal outing, the King met with several local
food vendors, and he would have said something, you know,
like he was being cool, like I love a bit
of sheep's cheese or a testive biscuit.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I wonder what he drinks me knock back a few.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Have you seen those fingers? That wine fingers? The Chrissy
Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's give away a
bump back.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Please, Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Oh hey, m.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Ray hey, Christy.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's good to talk to you. I'm very good. That's
an interesting name. Tell me all about it.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
OK, So it's just set e m R A E.
So my grandma's name was Ray and then my parents
just added an M in front of it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Cool, That is actually a cool story. And have you
ever met another m Ray?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I haven't. No.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I normally get called m which I don't like.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I don't reckon there is another m Ray in the world.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
No huge call, that's I know, but I feel like
there would be.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It sounds like like you belong on a show like
The Hills High m Ray right man?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh no, Now, now we've got to go to tam
and we're not going to make a big buss over
her name like we made it out over m Rays.
But Tam, I'm sure you're wonderful. Hi, how are you?
And what is it short for? It's short for there
you go. See it is interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Do you like Tamra? What's her name? Tamra? Judge? Now,
what's her name? From the Real Housewives? Awesome? Good chart?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
She doesn't know Tamara, doesn't it? You know? There is
a character called Tamra in my like the most memorable
horror movie I've ever seen. Now that I say memorable,
I can't remember its name, but she is that. The
main character's name is Tamra. And in the shorts even
they not these weird things with masks on, knock on
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the door and they go, is Tamra home?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I love that. It is a scary. Hey, guys, because
we have been talking about US speakers and stuff today.
Whoever wins this bumbag will also go home with an
audio bundle from LG Enjoy innovative portable audio with LG
tone free earbuds and an ex boom speaker valued at
four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh my god, it's so good. Okay, Ques, names are
your buzzers. It's the best of five meeting. First person
to get three houses, great winds, Gay gets bumm bag,
gets fancy LG stuff. Chris number one music industry legend
and a pioneer of all Yes, Tamera Beach Boys, well, yes,
yes it is Beach Boys. Brian Wilson has sadly passed
(23:29):
what band did he? Well done? Question number two? Who
penned the two thousand and eight Oh yes, yes, Hemorray,
How did you know when I said who penned?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I just had a feeling that's really creepy. Tomorrow Friday
at thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Tomorrow's Friday at thirty eighth. Then you are spooking us out.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Okay, that's really creepy. Question number three Cold.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Plays album Viva Levida or Death and All his Friends.
I didn't know that that was the rest of the
album was released seventeen years ago today. Can you name
this song from it? Yes? M Ray?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Oh lost?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Sorry, Swanny just said it.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's seen the album name.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
That Yes, all right, you got it. M Two points
to m Ray, one point to Tamera.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Which Italian town is the setting for Shakespeare? Is Romeo
and Juliet tam no Ah, am Ra, You're gonna kick
yourself when I say it.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
No, sorry, Verona Ah. Of course it is question number five.
Score check Jack.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Two points to m Ray and one point to Tamra.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
The ABC has announced plan to discontinue one of its
biggest shows, It's a shame after an eighteen year run.
What show do I speak of? Lots of questions and
lots of answers on it?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
A Q and A. It's over that and the project this.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Week is sad and he's sad, my god.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Question number six, this is for the win m.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Ray and yees new season of Real Housewives.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
With Housewives, I'm just saying a Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills shits on Q and
A in the project. I'm sorry, I have to say it.
It just does Joel crazy? Are you here? Back me
up now?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I feel like you need a balance. There's a lot
of shows like The Real Housewives and not enough. I
don't think of the other, don't you think. No, I
don't watch any of them because I do busy cleaning
my benchtops.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No, I watch both, but I think the other could
really get into this. I think the other ones that
were the Newsy could be done a bit better.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah. I think you're right too, and I think that's
probably why Question number six, What does pin stand for? Like?
Am Ray?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
M Ray?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Oh, tam m Ray?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Amray said that?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, oh my god, that was a real nail bier.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That was I didn't really love it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yes, you did, you did get it.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
You've got the bum bag and you've got the audio
bundle from LG enjoy innovative portable audio with LG tone
free earbuds and an X boomspeaker. But Tamra, because I
love your name so much and you're named after a
real housewife, you get one as well, one of the
audio bundles.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
You're gonna love that. I'm wearing one right now. Ladies,
Chrissy Swan show Lady Guard, I've got to show you
assaulted little exchange between her and an interviewer about her
being compared to Madame.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Is it recent or an older one?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I feel like it's recent.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Because I think I have seen that.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh my god, it's fantastic. In fact, I'll include that
into so much to discuss.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yes, we have so much to discuss with Chrissy and Jack.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Be so busy lately, I haven't had a chance to
discuss all these very important things with you. Well, let's
do it and with my beautiful listeners. First of all,
Catch of the Day. Do you remember that? I mean,
do you know that website Catch of the Day and
then it changed into catch dot com. Yes, you know,
I've been telling you I've got to talk to you
(27:44):
about Catch. Yeah, why I got an email? The subject
header was catch Yer. Chrissy from Catch Yeah says dear Crissy,
catch dot com. Today you will cease trading and stop
selling products as of three pm on the thirtieth of April.
This is how long it's been since I've been trying
(28:06):
to tell you. Until this day, we remain open for business,
and after that we won't exist anymore. Gone.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Wow. I just tried to go into its website. It
just says help center. The website's gone.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Can you imagine my shock?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I wonder why, because I feel like people fall for
their cheap stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
They do to trick people.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
They were debatable.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's just so sudden.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, well it it's like you've just been broken up.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
With all marketing emails, SMS and push notifications will cease
after today. It was today. It wasn't like, oh, you know,
get a bargain, we're closing down in two weeks. It
was finished.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So you got that email April thirty, and then it
was all over by midnight that evening. Yes, wow, that's
a that's a quick breakup with its subscribers.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
There's something going something went wrong. I got a scare
a text message and I nearly responded to it. Hey mom,
this will be my number for now because I dropped
my phone in the sink and had to change sim
just reply if you get this.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh, I would have fully just thought that was peg.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, I know there's enough spelling error and let's finish
with this. Was that artist Olivia d Also, she keeps
on coming up in my algorithm that she she is good?
Where is she?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And who is she?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah? Do you know Olivia Dean.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Er Aaron? Can you please jump on and tell us
about her?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Who is she? She's British, she is gorgeous. She toured
Australia last year too. Why is she not everyone talking
about it? Why I listen to me?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Please listening? Wants to date? Its brilliant, goodeous. Okay, well
that was a great s mt D and let's next
week try and play.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Dean.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I'd love to hear more of it.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, me too. Chrissy Swan show, I don't know about you,
but pasta and olive oil and Barata cheese alife.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Oh, absolutely discover Pulia and unlock all five senses with
a perfect gal.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Chrissy's Passport to Pulia her NAXI.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Take on good. You've never been to Europe and never
been away with your partner.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
No, never, never.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'll tell you what if the first time you two
get to go overseas and it's Tapulia, man, The only
way is down from there.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I've got a fun fact for you. Do you love barata?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
She's okay?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Did you know that it originates from Pulia? Right? That
was where I was born? And it was created in
the nineteen twenties by a local dairy farmer call Lorenzo Beranci.
You know, as a way to kind of reduce waste.
He took all the scraps of cream and mozzarella left
(31:07):
over from the day of cheesemaking and rapped it in
a mozzarella sheet and put a big knot at the top.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Another man's trash is another man's treasure. Correct, what a man?
That's a really fun facts interesting, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
All?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Right? Max? May you be feasting on varata very very soon.
This is how it's going to go. I have a
list of questions here. I'm going to just read them
right from the top that we know pauses and a minute.
You know what I'm describing, You need to say it
the minute, the minute, the minute, and I'm going to
give you one hint, and the hint is I am
(31:43):
going that the answer is something Italian. It is. You know,
we've had a we've had pizza, we had busta to
get there, so your vibe is Italian. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yep, go for it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
It is a popular street food all across Italy. It's
often enjoyed as a snack or an appetizer. It's made
primarily from or short grain rice. The rice is usually cooled,
shaped and stuffed before breaded and fried. Common fillings include ragu, mozzarella, cheese, peas,
or ham. Vegetarian versions may use mushrooms or other cheeses.
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It's typically deep fried until a golden brown, crispy exterior,
and it contrasts beautifully with a soft, flavorful interior. Its
name is derived from the Italian word for a little. Orange.
Can come in large or small, and it's called this
because of it.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I was worried about you there for a second, Maxim.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
In the dark.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Well you you, you answered it absolutely. There's been one
poor contestant that didn't even get an answer out before
the time went down. It was very sad, well done.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Thank you, good luck. Maxie will be announcing the winner
Next Friday and Swanny. A special shout out to travel
Plowier and Eddie had Airways, who were making this possible.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Chao Choo the Chrissy Swan Show thanks to Baking Delight.
Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I don't know how I feel about this, so I
want to flagger with you. Liam Payne, just before he
passed away, finished rapped on a TV show called Building
the Band where contestants, instead of just you know, competing solo.
Feels like a cross between what's that dating one where
you don't see each other dating blind something? Love is blind? Yes,
(33:42):
so the contestants are in control and they put themselves
in a band without having seen each other.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Right, so it's just like you're hearing your other contestants. Yes,
well I kind of like that as a concert.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I do too, But I don't know what the judges
are doing. You've got Nicole Scherzinger and Liam Payne, who
obviously has since passed away. What are they doing? If
the band themselves are putting themselves together.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I wonder whether they're like coaching, like the voice, or.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Maybe they're going, he's behind you. Maybe they're the clause
might go polo anyway, what do you think about that?
Do you want to watch? It's no longer living?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Have he's a state or family or anyone sort of
wait in.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
They've approved it, they think it's fine.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I think that's okay. Then I think it could be
nice for fans to see his last piece of work
go to air. And it sounds like a good, reputable show.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I don't know, I'm funny with that sort of stuff,
Like even the the graphic photo makes me feel funny.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Because Master Chef went ahead with Jock hat.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I know that was weird. I could not watch a
frame of it, you want to know.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Especially being close to it, that would be really.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, that was not for me anyway, you know, I
suppose the show must go on. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Shelby.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Let's go into Lord. She is doing the publicity rounds.
She seems very fancy, doesn't she the way she speaks.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Do you think it's just her accent or she actually fancy.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
New Zealand accent? Fancy lady. She went into a UK
radio station and they did one of those funny pranks,
pranky cooly things that radio stations do. We don't We're
good about that BBC Radio one where she had to
call a friend of hers three friends and guess if
they were sitting or standing at the time. Are you
(35:35):
sitting or standing right now? I'm so sorry, I know
I guess that you were sitting down? You are?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I know?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You so hungover and then you did a bit of
sleuthy work. And the reason she was hungover was the
night before she was at Addison Rose launch party. I
listened to the album on the way home last night.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
YESI I stuffed.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
My algorithm for you, Jackie, and I really enjoyed it.
My picks were headphones. I liked it all. I liked
it all but absolutely.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Charlie is just a full time vibe.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Though he's so shy. I feel like I would love
to be her friend, but I wouldn't. After a while,
I have to say, Sweetie, come over and I'll make
you a really nice, healthy dinner and you can just
stay for two days and sleep and rest.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I want to go out.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Chrissy Swim Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
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Speaker 4 (36:46):
Do you