Taylor Swift Makes Surprise Album Announcement

It's the news Chrissie has been waiting for...Taylor Swift has announced her 12th Album, 'Life Of A Showgirl' is coming! Plus, Chrissie's got more to say about Meghan Markle, AGAIN!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
You know what. We mentioned Sea and her new young
hot boyfriend, but we never really properly investigated us.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
They haven't been seen together since that scenario Harry Joosey
from Too Hot to Handle on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And by that scenario do you mean the setup that
they are doing. He's let's do this.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Chrissy's clickfait.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You don't need to be a massive fan of the
AFL to love the announcement that Snoop Dog is going
to be the halftime entertainment here.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
From him one hundred thousand fans and the best two
teams and your boy Big Snoop Bill double G at
the MCG. Can't wait to see y'all in September for
the Tailstrap pregame entertainment brought to you by me.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Looks like he's put down the Slazinger tennis ballt in
for a while.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
He looks, well, do you reckon? I think he just
could at it. He just knows how to operate.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Also, he has glasses on, so it could be they
could be red under there.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Interesting before Swanne, you mentioned halftime, but it's actually pre show,
the pregame entertainment. And I went to the Grand Final
last year and weirdly, Katy Perry was phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I thought she did a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I actually prefer it being before Yes, I do too,
Unlike in the States where it's halftime, it gets you
really amped up and then pumped up for the game.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, I agree. Now let's move on to Sydney Sweeney
and MGK now Machine Gun Kelly. We spoke about it.
We've spoken about him, probably more than I would like. Yeah, okay,
what's he plugging? Because he's everywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
He is everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's currently plugging his seventh studio album, Lost to Americ Kana,
which is out now.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Will we ever play it or listen to it? No?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, no, I tell you were who else is never
going to play it or listen to it? His ex,
Meghan Fox.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
She's got a brand new baby, a four month old
baby with her X. I reckon that would be a
very hard situation to break up with someone while pregnant. Yes,
and then have and haven't they got like seven thousand
kids together? I don't believe so well she's got kids
with someone.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yes she does, but this is his second kid.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, he does have a sixteen year old daughter. He
went on that Andy Cohen Shay, which.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You nailed the name of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Watch what Happens Live, well done, and look, I didn't
expect to say this today. I think machine Gun Kelly
might be an interesting guy.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Do we want to hear his reaction to stating Sydney
Sweeney or his aging thoughts.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
We'll do Sydney. Yeah, we'll do Sidney Sweeney first quick.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Kyle p wants to know if there's any truth to
the rumor you and Sydney Sweeney were more than just friends.
Kyle Pe, shut up, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So that means yes. And then it gets interesting because
in a sentence it's odd to say he thinks that
he was his mother was a duck by aliens and
they got along very well, and he is actually the
son of said alien.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Can I ask how old you are?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
It's a weird thing, dude. I don't know if my age,
I don't know if it exists.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't wow, you have a Mariah Carey connection to
your age, which is it's very fluid, and.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
I just don't I don't know many facts about my life,
like my skin.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Like it that rips open, it heals really quick. It
was my dad, you know, do you think that you
could be like other world.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
That I've asked my mom. I said, any period of
time you went like missing off. She told me she
felt like she got abducted at one point.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
So you can see aiding. I was laughing, probably laughing
as if this is a bit. Kelly is not joking.
And then Cara pans out and he sort of does
look like an alien. He's got that very long.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
He also looks seventeen.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And those he looks seventeen, he's not. He's thirty five.
We googled it and he's got a sixteen year old daughter.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Interesting stuff, very interesting. Let's go to speak about him again.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Deal the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrisy Swan Show, Joel
Creasy is coming up. Please listen to the show called
thirteen twenty four ten an RSVP to his birthday party
at a gym because there's what two spots now available?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
There's no waits in blackwell, who would be attending?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Why Chrissy's clickait?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I mean having a party at a gym is the
sort of thing Megan Markle would do.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh she would, and she'd have a film crew there
filming everyone.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Can I tell you it's just not getting any better
for me and her. I really thought that it was
a phase.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh I didn't. I'm surprised you thought that.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Let's be real, she's getting more and more irritating. I'm
gonna have to Can you block people like that, like
that don't even know that you exist? Can you block
them from your feet?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
There's got to be a way we can get into
your Instagram and block her name so it doesn't even
show up in your algorithm or explore page.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Does you know even today, as recently as today, I
accidentally saw their power yet.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
That hideous podcast that they did together, that awful girl
and that awful woman. Oh that power yet. I haven't
been a CEO yet. Have you seen it?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And she talks about how she's essentially living a fairy tale,
and she compares her life to a fairy tale.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because she met the prince and found the prince. Anyway,
what's the news of it. I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Who doesn't dislike them as much as we do is Netflix.
They have signed They've extended their Netflix deal, which is
great news for me.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Because last week it was reported that it was all over.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Apparently not. And you know, if you think you're going
to get away from them. I guess again, because she's
got her next series of that insufferable With Love Megan,
where she, you know, spends half an hour lying to us.
And how's this? If you're wondering how to ruin Christmas?

(06:22):
Why don't you tune in to the With Love Megan
Special Holiday Celebration. Yes, kids, get ready for something that's
filmed on set in Montecito. Not in her house, of course,
someone else's. And here's the byeline. Together, friends and family

(06:43):
deck the halls, create holiday feasts, craft heartfelt gifts, and
share lots of lies laughs with simple how to to
follow at home. Listen, I don't need how to simple
or otherwise on how to make a jam. No, it's

(07:03):
sugar and fruit and as saucepan.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And as if you're cooking that. Markle, Hey, I feel
like we've been negative. We need to finish the show
on a high note.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm yeah. We've got two more sleeps, Swifties and Swiftcrats,
two sleeps until we get the next installment of information
tatas Swift announced that she has a new album coming.
It's Album twelve. She's going to give us more information
on Her Fella's podcast, which goes live at around nine
am on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Ricky Lead, Tim and joeler up next Joel, we still
do love you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm not coming to your party. The Chrissy Swan Show
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