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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Clicking Chrissy's clickbait. Swift Is and swift Deocrats are waiting
with baited.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Breath over the next installment of information visa the her
twelfth studio album, We Know Its Name.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She told us yesterday life of a show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Girl, The Life of a show Girl.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Life of a show Girl. But that's all we know.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We've got to wait for Travis Kelcey's podcast to drop
tomorrow morning. Yes, she's doing the entire podcast with him,
and hopefully it's all about that because I don't want
to sit through information about tries and football.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Nah, an hour of gronks. Gronking is not what we're after,
thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Actually, that is a new podcast from Maddie.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
John's whose podcast is on the nov network, and we
love well.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Needs to be changed to an hour of a gronkin.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Do you think that's great?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That actually is? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hang on, is gronk a derogatory term?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I think?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Look, I wouldn't say it about someone I love for
him trying to compliment.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
But if you can't take it back, if you can admit.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That you're a bit of a gronk, like Travis Kelsey's
a bit of a gronk, he's got gronk energy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A bit, and if you want to see him go
full gronk, get get a copy of your g Q
magazine used to be called Gentleman's Quarterly is now Gronk Quarterly.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean that cover of Trav is the definition of
a gronk.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The problem is is that Travis's face is staring out
from Gronk Quarterly.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And he's in like a fur hood but.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It looks like a Barry Gibb from the BEG style
wind machine hairdoo doesn't it does?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And he's pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He's pretty, but is he doing something weird with his
bottom lip? Like is he trying to pout but just
with the bottom lip his.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Bottom lip is out like he's like he's a sad
boy ship.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
My headline is America's Sweetheart Travis Kelsey. Now I'm sounding
a very sort of you know, like a swift deocrat.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here you are, but there is only.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
One America's Sweetheart and it's his girlfriend, not him. And also,
did you steal your girlfriend's gloss because it's nice and
I quite like.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's getting savage.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Also, look now that we're here, we.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Have arrived thoughts. I mean while we're here enjoying our
lunch together.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
A bowl of milk on table four.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Please brown the beard and mustache way too manicure, like
there's not one hair underneath.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
There where there should be hair.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And also look at the line on the chest that
just we like you as you are, Travis.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Well, speaking of the chest, there's one shot of him.
I would love law Roach did the styling. So it's
like there's some crick like good people behind the shoe.
But there's a shot of him in a floro vest.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
In this vest, yes.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
He looks like a builder on the block, but he's
in the middle of the ocean, and I'm just I'd
love to know the creative direction behind that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Maybe he can't swim, I mean and then.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
If he got in trouble, yeah, true, you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Know, like bears can't swim. Maybe he's like a can't swim.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, what did he say in it though?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Did he give an Well he did again, I've got
a problem with it, okay, because he says I've lost
it now. But he was talking about how he loves,
he loves it when Taylor is at his things, and
he loves going to her concerts.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, but listen to this.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
On't that's got the rude words in it? No, this one.
See what you think of this and see where as
a swiftocrat, I've.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Got a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm a fan of a music, I'm a fan of
art talking about Tay and it's so cool that I
get to experience her being that plus one for me
on the football field. I feel that same enjoyment every
time she comes to my shows. Hmmm, it's not a show, Travis,
it's a game.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh I saw him dancing before he went to p
On to play the other day. In his mind, it
is most definitely a show.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Is someone going to release a single?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
What if the album has a track with him on it?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh god, I can't wait for tomorrow morning. It's so close.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Also, look, I've got to do this one quickly.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But if you like Cabrey's marvelous creations, and who doesn't,
you're not a monster.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Just be careful because he's plastic in them.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's dedicate the next few minutes to my queen and
save your Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Chrissy's clique fit.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Very rare for me to like not consume media on purpose. Yes,
I used to do it around the time of the Oscars.
They used to like not what Telly, you know back
in the Dark Age, just because I didn't want to
see who got best film.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
No spoilers please.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I I am absolutely keeping my power drive for this
announcement tomorrow from Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So nine am, the podcast with her Gronks go live
and we will obviously be deep diving on it after two.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do you know whether it's kind that we're calling her
boyfriend and her essentially her brother in law gronks.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I mean, we dedicated a full segment of two fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All I know, And it's because you're making me. There
has been a leaked track list, yes okay, and she's
wearing orange and photograph the color of the new album
is orange.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yes, everyone's there's so many Easter eggs flying around at
the moment. Apparently when she was finishing the ears to
her shows, Karma was the last song. An orange door
would slide down the back.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That is unbelieved on the screen, that is clearly one
of her Easter You.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Think it really was yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Album is called Life of a Show Girl. Track list
includes the Fate of Ophelia, love It, Opraolite, father Figure.
I wonder if it's a cover of the great George Mike.
Imagine if my girl and my boy collaborated.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
In that way, that would be pretty epic.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
There's one called wish list. There is one called wood
surely not. There's one called canceled with an exclamation mark.
I hate that already. That's my nobody, no crime, obviously,
that's it. That's a skip already canceled question exclamation mark?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Why could be?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I feel like it's giving a reputation via it and
it could be angry.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It was a.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Shocking song, Honey, I love it and also the Life
of a showgle featuring Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I knew Sabrina Carpenter would be involved.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is she has to sort of give mention to Sabrina
or bring her into it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
This time tomorrow will know, we'll know something that.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Could be real.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Now, Swanny, I can't believe I'm doing this because I'm
an ifty but my favorite nugget, easter egg I should
say that has dropped is about the reason she called
it the Life of a showgirl and not just showgirl. Okay,
I'm going to hand you a music streaming app. Okay,
in that app, so the album's called the Life of
a Showgirl. Can you just write the life of the
(07:35):
Life of and tell me that the first album that
comes up is.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my god, the Life of Pablo.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
So now when she drops the Life of a Showgirl,
that's not is That's not what's going to come up.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Life of a show Girl will come up. Not
the Life of Pablo. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
She is a diabolical genius.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That is definitely why she included.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The Life of absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
One hundred percent. Okay, now you have I'll never forgive
him for what he did. Oh no, move on anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Scudder has been sweating out audio producer for the last
two hours.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Because I said, it was a very simple request. So
just give me a fix, give me a Taylor Swift fix,
give me an idea of what it could sound like.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So in the absence of anything true, we give you
this AI music.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't mind it. I'd buy it stream nineteen Yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Ringtope, behind the curtain, the legs.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, the voice is a little bit of lout Us
more a set, but I'll allow it was in the empty.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Has it got a big like Taylor Bridge?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yes, yes, that'll do.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Okay, Now he's done a second song, yes, scudder our
man that I think is even closer to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, this is what it could sound She's.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The last Faver show, Mobbie Gal Yestin and Stories.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
There's a little is too country and I feel like
she's turned it back on that era.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Nobody sounds like it could be from one of the
first or second albums.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Given that she is going to announce the next sort
of you know nugget on the podcast with her boyfriend
Travis and his brother who are we renamed that podcast Cronking.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What would it sound like if she incorporated all that
information in.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
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Speaker 1 (09:47):
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