August 5, 2025 • 37 mins
Jack’s flight out of Sydney is a little delayed, so we get a taste of ‘The Bitch and Aaron Rich’, where Chrissie’s always wanted to ask Aaron if he’s like his name: Is he rich? So we’re asking, have you become your name? Plus, Chrissie’s 2011 Logies dress is still up for grabs and we want GREAT reasons only on why you think you should win the dress!
(00:00) Will Jack make it?
(01:30) Have you ever become your name?
(09:15) Unwrap the Cash!
(11:00) New tunes for Gaga are coming
(12:00) JT's kids can't eat what?!
(18:40) Chrissie's Quizzie
(24:20) Who should the Logies dress go to?
(34:05) Chrissie's Clickbait #2
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Definitely, Jack Charles is listening. He is on his way
to the studio from the airport, and the the vice
like mind of Aaron Rich is filling in.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Huh, hello, Chrissy, It is so wonderful to be with
you this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I feel like your sinister plan has paid off.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
How did you know?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And you've organized for a lot of fog to be
around the airport and Jack couldn't take off. Then we're
going to have a new opener. The new show is
called The Bitch and Aaron Rich and we are cooking
with gas. No, we've got We've got a great show
planned for you. Jack, if you're listening, just take your time,
don't take any risks.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
So right right, Rus, We've got it all on the control.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
He exactly, big show the afternoon. We have given away
a chance. Well your chance is coming up this week
to win an epic prize to the US to see
Chapel Rome.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Who is the next big thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can you imagine when you were starting your career if
you had this opportunity. Somebody that is in love with music,
loves presenting and dreams of being a broadcast. Imagine if
you got this prize.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, I know, extraordinary, speechless, the crissiest one.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So Aaron Rich feeling up for Jack Charles, who is
really driving like a bat out of hell. I don't
feel it now. We could stick to the planned but
I'm going to go rogue.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
We've thrown the rule book out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's what I do. I always thought if I ever
got to do a show with you, I must ask
you this question. And here we are creative visualization. Some
might say your surname is Rich.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Correct, yes, Aaron Rich.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Every day since you were cognizant of being a human being,
you have believed that you are Aaron Rich.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, like absolutely, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Say it's your name. I am Aaron Rich. Right, So
you're familiar with the concept behind manifestation and creative visualization,
where you say positive affirmations and the idea is the
more you say it, you tell your subconscious that that
is going to be a reality for you, and people
say things like I am loved or I am married
(02:19):
or whatever whatever they want. Your name is Aaron Rich.
Are you richer than you would have been had your
name been Aaron Jones.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's a really good question. I'm still waiting. In my opinion,
I still I look at my bank statements and I go,
it could have a couple of extra zeros in there.
But can I say I feel rich in life like that?
Is that the same thing?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, it's not rich generally means you're loaded, yes, so no, no,
or lucky for example, No, I'm still.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yet to wait to be lucky. However, there's been a
lot of luck in my family. My dad, for instance,
has one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm assuming his surname is also rich.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yees so on the riches sideal so, on the rich
side of the family. My dad has has won the
lotto three times. What yeah, three times since I think
early twenties or mid twenties. Up until the last time
he won, he would have been in his sixties, mid sixties.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But here's the kicker, though, I don't know if we're
sounding ungrateful. Definitely not ungrateful. We are grateful. It's never
been a lot of money that's being Don't get me wrong,
it's been division one. But that weekend there was like
one hundred other people that won, so he'd only win
Maybe I think the most he won was like twenty
thirty forty, which is still a.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Lot of money.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
A lot of that is a lot of money milliods,
you know, for drawing a little circle around a piece
of paper. Thirteen twenty four to ten? Has your name?
Do you believe kind of shaped your life or your character?
Unlike Aaron Rich, who is on the bones of his ass.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You couldn't it better?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hello, I suppose to Jack, who is in the car
from the airport on his way into Nova.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What do you think he's called the boss? And now
is it the drive throat? Ah, you're listening to the
Grissy Swan Show on Nova. We're asking you did you
become your name? Like Teddy Swims for example? See a
good swimmer, Very good question, jellyroll, see a little bit plump?
Think you might be Aaron Rich? Is your name? Are
(04:52):
you Rich?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I wish the answer is no.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you know what I do have an unu usually
long neck and my surname is sworn.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't know if I can say this. I haven't
noticed it. But now that you've said that, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Going to put my hair up. Aaron Rich really copper squizz. Yes,
and you know, the most feedback I get on socials
is about my neck, whether or not I've had surgery.
What I think The last one was, have you had
a neck lift? It looks great? So she didn't even
(05:31):
she didn't wait for me to say, why slash it?
Have you had a necklift? It looks great. Anyway, I
haven't had a necklift. I just have a very long neck.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Look, yeah it is long. Yeah, yeah, it's long.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Zach say, look that's long.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We're getting thumbs up from the production team.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, one long neck.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Okay, we'll go with you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Diana, Hello there, Darling, Hi, how are you so good?
So good to hear your voice just every day with
you in it. Diana's thrill here? What name? What name?
Has sort of become the owner's character.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Okay, I'm calling because of my son. He's well, his
initials are AA, first name is Andrew, and his surname stuffs.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a an alcoholic.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
He doesn't go to a meeting, not yet.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So how is that is he like number one a number.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
One because like he's doing school and so he's first
on the role call. And when he was in primary school,
he's now in high school. When he was in primary school,
they had to line up in roll order after every
recess and after lunch. Yeah, for recess and lunch, and
he goes a mom, I knew exactly where to go,
right at the very front.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That could have added to his confidence, his comfort in
new situations, all of that stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Well maybe, yeah, but like even now that he's in
high school, like even at the end of the year
they do, they will get on stage and they get
their awards and graduation. He's always first because you know,
after about the tenth kid on stage and think, oh
my god, how many more are there to go? And
normally people clack and everything for the first year, then
the claps to get a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, everyone can't wait to get out. I would have
loved to have been first off in high schools. Then
I would have snuck out the back of the bike
and had a sing. You know what I mean, wait
for everybody else out there. Hey Nat, I don't have
my glasses on.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Hey Naddy Halla, God, yess, how are yay?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm so good? How is your name? Kind of influenced
your life?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Well, I am a woodstock and from yeah, the Festival
of Free Love born in nineteen sixty nine. It's I
love a woodstock bourbon every now and then, and it's
just been it's been a lot of fun. It's just
been a lot of farm a lot of conversation starters.
(08:04):
You might go to a shopping center and the shop's
called Woodstock, and you start up a conversation. You get
twenty percent off because you can prove that your name's Woodstock.
It's just it's been just good fun. I've got woodstock
number woody number plates.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh god, you're really into it. Did you do you
remember you're about the same age? A tiny bit? Not really?
But did you not really? Did you collect snoopies and
love snoopy? He had a little kit yellow friend called Woodstock.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
He certainly did. And I love that because of that.
And I even considered at one point getting a little
woodstock tattoo at my ankle. But I haven't yet, and
have should.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think you should, But don't go. Don't go ankle,
it's too like, it's too active. I can't think of
Someone told me we're the best place to get it is.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Top of you.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
But to you, Chrissy swanshow let's give it to gash
say yeah, to unwrap the cash with Uncle Toby's Musli bars,
decency supply, Chrissy's.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh yeah, Jamie, are you ready for it?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Guys, I saw m so you know how this is
going to work. I have in my hot little hands
my personal favorite Uncle Toby's music bar, specifically the Chewy
Apricop Chewy Apricop. Oh you look sad about it? Jack White,
by the way, Jack's back.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hello. Also, I did love the name Aaron Rich and
the I just feel like, if I want to enjoy
a musli bar, I don't need fruit in it, really like,
I want it to be a little bit of a treat.
So what have you got so today, Jamie? I have
Uncle Toby's protein because I'm a gym boy. Now strawberries
and cream.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh that sounds yeah? Does sound nice? All right? So
we are a go with what you're does she choose
who unwraps?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
We both unwrapper, Jamie, We're gonna both unwrap our Uncle
Toby's music But who.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Where's your vibe going? Who's got the cash in their
Uncle Toby Musley bar?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I think jacksone sounds more appetizing. It does compland myself.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Alrighty well, we are going to unwrap our music bars
and see who's cut the cash.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
She chose you, I think, and I've got.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yes, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That is five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
For you Jack inside my music bar.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
I thank you very much.
Speaker 11 (10:42):
I see no one wins the day for.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Good exactly I do. I love them. No, that's a
message for life that Jamie just delivered.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
There the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's
go click it Chrissy's click. I just we just enjoyed
that old track from Lady Gaga. New tunes this week,
this month, next month, No, September.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
September, September.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
This is a funny time of year. I find it
very hard to remember what month I'm in. I always
think it's July.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I get it. August is confusing like that, why though,
because we've just come out we're coming out of like
the depths of winter, but we're still kind of in it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But generally know what month is what? But August I
always think is July, and yellow I often think is orange. There,
I said it.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That second one cannot relate my.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Whole life like I've been coloring in as a little girl,
and I would my brain would say you need the
orange one, and my hands would pick up the yellow one.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
That is chaoti.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm well, we should have known. We should have we
should have known. Now, Jessica Bielle, she does not let
her kids eat McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Sorry, someone called child services.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I mean she does say no, no, let's go and
get a big fancy burger down the road.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You know, I'm a bougie guy, but it's the best
restaurant in the world. How dare you deprive your children
of such joy at a young age. I'm not saying
you have to give it to them every week, but
like that's a childhood core memory, going to Macca's Mornington
with my mum and dad and sister.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And also I agree, by the way, but also by
forbidding it when it's not drugs, do you know what
I mean? By forbidding it just makes it more interesting.
You don't think Silas, her ten year old son, is
getting his friends to go and get him a quarter pounder.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
No, he's named Silas is totally a fill of fish.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Guys eating this is a very mean thing to say
that I'm feeling mean yes please. Silas is one of
the top five worst ever names for a child shocking man,
so he sounds like he's possessed by demons.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Maybe she like named him after she finished filming The Sinner.
It sounds like a character on The Cinner, which she started.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's never understood it.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
What's their other child's name this?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, they've got a smaller one, like four, four years
old or something. Yeah, Phineas, Phineas and.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Silence now PHAs Phineas. I won't hear a bad word
about because Billie Eilish's brother is a genius and his
name's Phineas. Anyway, do we think it's got something to do? Well?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
They're very errble, the two of them. But can you
cast your mind back to one of the greatest jingles
of all time? Yes, what a song.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I didn't realize just this was a justin Timberlake song.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, and justin Timberlake, of course, is Jessica Bill's husband.
I reckon. She brings that out whenever they're fighting.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Wait and was like you recorded as stein go and.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Do another one? Do another one? For Burger Restaurant was
written as the jingle and then he sort of utter no,
Trojan Horsted it onto an album now, and he says
he regrets it, go away.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Excuse me. That's an honor to be able to record
a jingle for such a magnificent company.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Great honor. I cannot wait to tell you this story.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Okay, Rod Stewart, Yes, who.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, an old legend currently touring. Would you believe?
Good lord? Is he? Yeah? You think comesicksy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I can just imagine all of the like raunchy women
after a couple of savvy b He's just going mad
for that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Absolutely well. He's on stage and he decides to pay
tribute to his friend recently departed Ozzy Osbourne and sing
the song Forever Young, which is, you know, very famous
Rod Stewart's song. I do not know whose idea this was,
(15:23):
but they have put up on the big screens in
the auditorium in the concert AI generated Keep in mind,
Ozzy Osborne's been dead for about ten minutes by the
time this goes to it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I'm just seeing huge.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Screens with AI generated selfies.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Is that Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, where Ozzy Osbourne is allegedly taking the photo with
a selfie stick and he's with other dead eyes. Amy Winehouse.
There was one with George Michael Oh wow at Cobain,
who whose idea was that? Like, I want a name,
(16:08):
name him, name name them. Listen, there's been a situation Jack.
You know, first of all, you arrived very late, screaming
like a bat out of hell. I know, down the freeway,
missed the first half an hour of the show, and
(16:30):
we had to we had to deal with Aaron.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Rich anyway, Kidney Fogg is to blame for that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Sidney Fox. Now, I have very gracefully graciously offered to
microwaveyor pie, which I did.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's beautiful, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There is no sauce, and I just could bring you
the pie in with no sauce.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I simply wouldn't need it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I knew that. So it's still out there.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Is that barbecue sauce. Sometimes, if I'm at home and
I've ordered myself Monday night fish and chips and I'm
out of tomato sauce, I'll accept barbecue sauce just so
there's something there.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Why that is suckrilegico.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, but it's better than having no sauce at all.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't know if it is.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't want to just roll dog my fish and chips.
Same with the pie.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh look, I'm gonna have to There's four people outside
this studio. Can you please find some.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Goddamn somebody run down to Carl.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I was having Someone had put the docks together and
they were standing there.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It's fludyt now Swanny, very exciting stuff. This week before
four o'clock, we're putting someone else in the running for
Swans Chapel supernova.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So exciting.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
We are searching for an honorary supernova to fly to
the States to review Chapel Rohan's concert. We also need
to try and give away this unbelievable two and eleven
logis dress of yours. Yeah yeah, go to our Instagram
or call thirteen twenty four to ten and tell us
why you need it. But next Chrissy'squzzy jump on the
line if you would like a bum.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Bag the Chrissy Swan shows the way bump back Chrissy's
Quizzy cut tell you this studio is so cold, and
I have wrapped myself in a beautiful hand made blankie
by one of our listeners. She sent it into me. Wow,
(18:23):
I know Maria is her name, and I've been meaning
to send a card to just say it is so
clever to be able to knit a blanket from screen.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
It is impressive. And you're you look like a nanna
and I'm here for it. Yes, with a great curl.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm gonna whale. I'm gonna whale in the streets. Hello,
they're Vicky.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Hello, Chrissy, Ah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Vicky from Redcliff. Will they go? I've got a friend
Heidi who lives there. Oh yeah, I worked with her
at my first job in radio that we just enjoyed
that song from So there you go.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Here's a sircle a lie, Vicky, you're an uber driver?
How how many stars do you have? What's your rating?
And you are five star driving?
Speaker 12 (19:04):
A five star?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah? Girl?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
What's what's the weirdest, craziest best story that you trot
out at ym chap?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Oh god, I've had I've had lots, as you can imagine.
But yeah, there's this weird one. I had to drop
this kind of crazy person to the station one time
and they were asking him inappropriate question. But other one,
I went around the corner. This girl fell asleep and
(19:33):
went around the corner and she woke up. She spilled
a coffee milk all through the car. So this is
about five o'clock in the morning, mind you. So it
wasn't It wasn't very friendly.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You're doing God's work out there, though, Vicky.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
They can be trying.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yes, I bet it can.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hello Dylan, Hello Christy, Hello Jack? Hey mate? How's Philip
Island today?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I'm not back there yet, but I imagine it pretty cold?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yes, always cold. How many times you've seen those stupid
penguins couples? All right, you two, your names are your buzzes.
It's the it's the best of five, so that means
which one of yours gets to three first gets the
bum bag? Have you got anything slipped in it today? Hollywood?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah? One hundred dollars gift pack from ny Oxen for thicker,
fuller hair.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Very nice. Question number one. I made an announcement on
yesterday's show, and what was.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Vicky?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yes, Vicky, that.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
You've released a cookbook.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yes, sir, are you a cook? Vic?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I am?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh, well, you'll hate my book. That's really good.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Go and pre order the short cut Queen now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Do it bevis Question number two, what is the only
country that borders the United Kingdom? Dylan Dylan it is.
I put it up three forty years ago. Kate Bush forty.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Years forty years nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
God, Kate Bush released this song called Oh God, No
Wonder I've put my blanky on one of my favorite songs. Well, yes,
you should know Vicky. Yes, Vicky running up the hill,
isn't it?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Running up that hill.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
We're going to give it to Vick. It's currently two
points to VICKI one point to Dylan forty years old
that track.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I've got a little tidbit about Kate Bush and me
apropos of nothing, trying to get rid of so many clothes, right, yes,
And every time I go through this one rack, it's
full of clothes and I go, yes, good, good, go go,
And I always get to this stupid red dress okay,
that I've never worn, And a voice in the back
of my head says, what if one day you want
(21:59):
to dance to Wuthering Heights and wear a red dress?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Is there there? There would be no other use for
that dress?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
No, And you know how they all get together in
a park and then I'm never gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You're not put it on DP hop Give it up,
Give up, the Hope and Dream of dancing.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I always think of that, all right. Question number four,
which American actress kill Joy is justin Timberlake married to?
This is telling because the answer says justin Timberlake and
he does love himself sick.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
That is not the correct dance. It's Jessica Bill. We
were just talking about her in the two fifty clickbait,
and she doesn't let her kids have macOS, which I
think is illegal.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
American ten is too old to be letting them or
not letting them do that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Don't you like every six months is a sometimes treat?
Come on?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Which US state is known for pitchers.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Movement?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Can't you You're going to eat a lot of peaches?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Who's saying that?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
I don't know, but I always think of this song.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And Georgia, So which US state is known? Listen, he
just said it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Guys, Come on, I know it's Tuesday, but we've got
a lift. We've got to be better. At the end
of my wrote you two, it was Georgia. Okay. Two
points to VICKI, one point to Dylan Christ Number six.
If no one gets this right, I'm leaving this show.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I need him, all right, what does the acronym d
O B stand for Dylan? Correct?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
That is two points to Dylan, two points of Vicky.
Question number seven is for the wind Nana's getting cranky
in a crochet.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Prepare series, Prepare my eulogy.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Already seven Mount Buller.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is found in which Australian state l Yes.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Dylan Victoria.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Correct, my friend, Dylan, you have the bum bag, but
I'm gonna send you both a one hundred dollars gift
pack from Nioxen because you both need thicker full of hair.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I can tell you, but not on your upper lip, VICKI.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Have a great Tuesday night, guys. Next, we are finding
someone to give away Chrissy Swan's twenty eleven black Logi's dress.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Do you
think it was like a conscious decision to go bad
dadday God instead of just better than you can?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Absolutely? Because I scream it every time along with Sean Mendes,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He goes into the Christy Sword Show on Nova decided
to give away a very very expensive bespoke made for
me gown that I wore the twenty eleven Logis Awards
and I won a LOGI I was nominated for four
or five?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Was that year you and you were nominated for gold,
nominated for gold, but you won.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Silver, won silvers and we and nobody likes yet and
we also won for the circle and a couple for
the circle. I was up and down. Oh my god,
my ankles were killing me. I was very very pregnant,
and very big lady.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh she shure, big girl.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Anyway, I found the dress in my in my dining
room of horrors, on a rack, and I was like,
oh my god, I'm going to give it away, but
not just for the hell of it. And a few
people have DMed me and said, oh, why didn't you
raise money? And I said, because I don't want this
to be about money. I don't want people to only
be able to get this dress if they can donate
(25:44):
to something, or if they can, you know, up the price,
up the price, up the price. Is what about that?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
You wanted to stop with the lucky listener that gets
it and have them enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, it's got a great story already. Let's see if
we can give it a second good story.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Burteen twenty four ten. If you've got a real good
reason as to why you should get this.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Dress mentally from from Rockley. You don't have a reason.
You've got a question.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Oh my god, are you really giving away your dress?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, oh my god, why is that?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I love this?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Why is that so shocking?
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
I really admire you. I do actually have somewhere to
wear it, but I just I it's just been shocked
that you were giving away his dress.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I feel like it'll bring joy to somebody somewhere.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Where would you wear it?
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Mat, I'm going to a word function at cloud Land.
We have a big one every three years, so it's
a masquerve ball.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh gosh, this would be great and you could make
you could like go to Spotlight and get matching like
black feathers mask. I would just be.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I would just be.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
It's like being a pretty Swan dress.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
That would just And I'm looking at Cloudland photos here
in Fortitude Valley, this big chandily is that dress would
really match this venue?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It really would. And you know what, there's a there's
a legendary photo in my family of my mum and
dad at Cloudland.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
There's a photo of me at Cloudland at my school.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
School Natalie is quite America.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I believe it. I would give away a dress. She's
so sweet.
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Hello Harlem, Hello are.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You Angel of Harlem? What are you going to do
with my frock? If I get to you, I don't.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Know how you're going to feel about it, But I
am representing Australia in November at the Karaoke World Championship.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
We stop right there. How do you think I feel
about it representing Australia at the Karaoke Championships? Pretty good?
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Harlem?
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Well, I don't know, because what I want to do
with it is I want to have it turned into
a jacket or coat which I will wear on stage
seeing John Simon's playing to win.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
What wow?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Come and get me?
Speaker 13 (28:12):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
If you don't know, if you make your move, yes Harlem.
So would it be like a sort of Adam Lambert
kind of flowing thing.
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Yes, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Harlem. You're going to be the one to be. Is
it getting a great a great story, like it's getting
a whole new life, whole new identity.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And also we are very musical people. To be able
to attach a song to the dress is iconic. Let's
go to Christy though Christy in Perth, You've got a
pretty iconic reason as well.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Ah yeah, I am getting married on Halloween this year
and I would love to wear it.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
For my wedding.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh my, thank god, now I'm dead. I forgot that
I had to choose one.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Tell us more about the wedding. What's the vibe?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's definitely off, completely off character. We don't want tradition,
we just want us. And I was going to go red,
but now I'm thinking maybe black. Colleen, oh dear.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
This is tricky.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right? Am I deciding it today? Or we keep on?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Let's take one more call and I think we can
decide today. Of these calls have been great with more time.
Casey on the Gold Coast, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Giving away this twenty eleven Logi's dress. Andre Rieure has
been touched up in it. What would you wear it too?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Asked Wanny. I've written you a poem. I wrote you
a poem last night on Instagram. I want to share it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay, everybody be very quiet, because we've got a poet
in our midst.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Okay, okay, my oh my, what a gown. Give it
to me so I can talk of the town. Please,
choose me to be the new owner. I promise you
I will never donate it. Well, I know one thing
for sure. I'm Christy's biggest supporter, my tabletalk topic. I
got Chrissy's LOGI dress what.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
A rip snorter?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh gosh, I just all these.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
People are saying they're going to wear it to one thing.
I would be insufferable. I would be wearing everywhere to
like the bragging rights. Come on, oh my god, stopping?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Would you wear it when you ordered a Yatler pie?
My dad loves a yatie as nothing better?
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Casey thing better?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Are we wear it in that?
Speaker 11 (30:36):
And I would not get sauce on it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't even know if he's assumed because of the
carrier he's gotta be.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Do you want to make a decision today or do
you want to wait till tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Don't think I can. My eyes are burning.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Okay, alrighty, well done to everyone that just called through.
Then we're gonna make a decision tomorrow. Next how could
we we'll have a post show meeting. Okay, we'll get
our coke zeros out and really talk and think about it.
But I love next Swan's Chapel Super and Nova. We
want to send you to see Chapel Roon in the
(31:11):
States as an honoriary Supernova and review her concepts.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show. I feel like changing someone's life?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Do you yep?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Chase new song The Subway is out down, available everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Swan's Chattel s well, enjoy it while you can, because
Chapel says her next album doesn't exist yet and he's
probably going to take five years.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
That means it's going to be bloody good.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It'll be good.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Imagine the label hearing that, though she would have been
her manager would have got a call immediately after giving
that interview.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, and they'd be like, you get out and you
phoned enough Chaparne. All right, so we've got you on
the phone. Jesse, Hello, Jesse, excited to be here. You're
so sweet? Now your phone did just break up? Which
is not what you want to hear. I know, no, no,
(32:07):
But would it be a dream come true for you
to take your effervescent personality onto a plane all the
way to Chapel Rohan's concert and then dial back in
to Nova as our national correspondence.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Yes, oh my god, I have been I was the
og Chapel fan. I loved her first album School Nights
Back in the Day Law and this album good Luck Babe.
That song is the ultimate glitzy revenge girl song. It
makes me want to break up with my boyfriend and
live my nest lie.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Ah simply obsessed with that, Jesse. So what we're going
to do here, Jesse, is we're going to play a
thirty second timer and during that thirty seconds, we need
you to give your best Dicky Wilkins style review of
good Luck Babe. Okay, alrighty, are you there, Jesse? I
(33:01):
just want to check your phone lines. All good, I'm yeah, alrighty,
I'm starting the time, and now your review starts now.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
All right. The ultimate flitty revenge girls song.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
I mean, you've got to be pumping it down the highway.
Speaker 9 (33:14):
You feel like you can do absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Anything when that song is on. It's giving chapel.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
It's giving curly hair, it's give me dancing in the streets.
You know what, God, you can do anything when this
song is on by Chapel Ryan, I mean, good Luck Babe,
good luck you don't need it, ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That is so true. I've been hearing it for the
first time, just going, oh my god, what is there?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Jesse.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Honestly, I have been pumping it.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
I'm on my way to a job interview, and it's
my song.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I'm going to get this job.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Good on it is giving. You are in the running.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yay, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Keep it locked on The Christy Swan Show because on
Friday we're going to be revealing the lucky person that
is flying to the States. Oh my god, to this show.
If you like Jesse, want to have a crack at
this competition, register buy the Nova Player up and we
could be calling you tomorrow the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
First Chrissy's clicks. I don't know about this. Publicity wise,
Ed Sheeran has brought back his doppelganger, Rupert Grint for
the New Music Video, fourteen years after the two kind
of appeared as each other in the film clip to
(34:26):
Lego House. Now, I just said a funny word. Anyway,
that was funny then. Rupert Grint is the redhead from
Harry Potter Ron Weasley. Ron Weasley, didn't he get a
really good looking girlfriend? Didn't get Hermione?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, Harmione, what a vibe? Who is your favorite Harry
Potter character.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I think I was too old for Harry Potter. Yeah, okay, honest,
but you know obviously wailing Mona.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Whatever, moany myrtle, moany myrtle.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
She's cute. Anyway, it was funny, then it's not funny.
Now whoever's behind it stopped.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I don't think Ed needs to be doing gimmicky things
for publicity either, Like you're at Sheeron, brother, you don't
need to bring back Ron Weasley, Like if.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
There was what's a film that's out at the moment,
it's a Freaky of Friday for example, Yes, or Bride's
head was Bride. No, it's not Bride Wars.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
It's Bride Hard, Bride Hard.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I hate that word. It don't just make any sense.
Just say there was a redheaded actor in a current film.
That's funny. Nobody even knows who Rupert Grint is.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Now, yeah, he hasn't been around for a long funny.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Because everyone knew him back there. I'm gonna say a
headline here and there is something so brutal about it
that it gave me bad news.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
Laugh.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh, I love this.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Beloved five meter croc Big John found to capitate it
in the net in Queensland. It's very sad, but that
is a big crocodile five meters I'm not even two
meters too.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
I just immediately pictured our friend Jonathan Brown in a
net Big John five meters long.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Big.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Wow, that's some you know, it's beloved? Why why?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Why?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Though crocodiles are scary, he.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Had a missing tail tip and that's how they knew
it was him because his head was missing. Wow, tell
his face?
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Are we? I liked Erwin starting to plant crocodile stories
now because whenever I think crocs, I just think Erlin's
she needs some time alone, just to me go and
have a think about. I mean, guys, Robert Elwin, that
New Tourism Australia ad brilliant ten out of ten.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I think he should say no occasionally though, like it
looks the same as the bomb's ad. It looks the same.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
As Harry Irwin is saying no.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, she's not no, no, she's not. Hey, we are
out of here, We're back tomorrow. It might not be
full of anxiety in racing from the airport tomorrow. You
can relax it.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
I will Jackie, I'll be here on time and we
are going to reveal who has won your Logi's dress.
Right now, we are going into our office and having
a serious meeting about who gets it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Then I'm going to go home into my water and
see what else I can give away to make everything win.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
In your world, everyone's a winner.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com. Are
you
This This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Definitely, Jack Charles is listening. He is on his way
to the studio from the airport, and the the vice
like mind of Aaron Rich is filling in.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Huh, hello, Chrissy, It is so wonderful to be with
you this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I feel like your sinister plan has paid off.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
How did you know?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And you've organized for a lot of fog to be
around the airport and Jack couldn't take off. Then we're
going to have a new opener. The new show is
called The Bitch and Aaron Rich and we are cooking
with gas. No, we've got We've got a great show
planned for you. Jack, if you're listening, just take your time,
don't take any risks.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
So right right, Rus, We've got it all on the control.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
He exactly, big show the afternoon. We have given away
a chance. Well your chance is coming up this week
to win an epic prize to the US to see
Chapel Rome.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Who is the next big thing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can you imagine when you were starting your career if
you had this opportunity. Somebody that is in love with music,
loves presenting and dreams of being a broadcast. Imagine if
you got this prize.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, I know, extraordinary, speechless, the crissiest one.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So Aaron Rich feeling up for Jack Charles, who is
really driving like a bat out of hell. I don't
feel it now. We could stick to the planned but
I'm going to go rogue.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
We've thrown the rule book out.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's what I do. I always thought if I ever
got to do a show with you, I must ask
you this question. And here we are creative visualization. Some
might say your surname is Rich.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Correct, yes, Aaron Rich.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Every day since you were cognizant of being a human being,
you have believed that you are Aaron Rich.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, like absolutely, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Say it's your name. I am Aaron Rich. Right, So
you're familiar with the concept behind manifestation and creative visualization,
where you say positive affirmations and the idea is the
more you say it, you tell your subconscious that that
is going to be a reality for you, and people
say things like I am loved or I am married
(02:19):
or whatever whatever they want. Your name is Aaron Rich.
Are you richer than you would have been had your
name been Aaron Jones.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's a really good question. I'm still waiting. In my opinion,
I still I look at my bank statements and I go,
it could have a couple of extra zeros in there.
But can I say I feel rich in life like that?
Is that the same thing?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, it's not rich generally means you're loaded, yes, so no, no,
or lucky for example, No, I'm still.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yet to wait to be lucky. However, there's been a
lot of luck in my family. My dad, for instance,
has one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm assuming his surname is also rich.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yees so on the riches sideal so, on the rich
side of the family. My dad has has won the
lotto three times. What yeah, three times since I think
early twenties or mid twenties. Up until the last time
he won, he would have been in his sixties, mid sixties.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But here's the kicker, though, I don't know if we're
sounding ungrateful. Definitely not ungrateful. We are grateful. It's never
been a lot of money that's being Don't get me wrong,
it's been division one. But that weekend there was like
one hundred other people that won, so he'd only win
Maybe I think the most he won was like twenty
thirty forty, which is still a.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Lot of money.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
A lot of that is a lot of money milliods,
you know, for drawing a little circle around a piece
of paper. Thirteen twenty four to ten? Has your name?
Do you believe kind of shaped your life or your character?
Unlike Aaron Rich, who is on the bones of his ass.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You couldn't it better?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hello, I suppose to Jack, who is in the car
from the airport on his way into Nova.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What do you think he's called the boss? And now
is it the drive throat? Ah, you're listening to the
Grissy Swan Show on Nova. We're asking you did you
become your name? Like Teddy Swims for example? See a
good swimmer, Very good question, jellyroll, see a little bit plump?
Think you might be Aaron Rich? Is your name? Are
(04:52):
you Rich?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I wish the answer is no.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you know what I do have an unu usually
long neck and my surname is sworn.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't know if I can say this. I haven't
noticed it. But now that you've said that, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Going to put my hair up. Aaron Rich really copper squizz. Yes,
and you know, the most feedback I get on socials
is about my neck, whether or not I've had surgery.
What I think The last one was, have you had
a neck lift? It looks great? So she didn't even
(05:31):
she didn't wait for me to say, why slash it?
Have you had a necklift? It looks great. Anyway, I
haven't had a necklift. I just have a very long neck.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Look, yeah it is long. Yeah, yeah, it's long.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Zach say, look that's long.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We're getting thumbs up from the production team.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, one long neck.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Okay, we'll go with you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Diana, Hello there, Darling, Hi, how are you so good?
So good to hear your voice just every day with
you in it. Diana's thrill here? What name? What name?
Has sort of become the owner's character.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Okay, I'm calling because of my son. He's well, his
initials are AA, first name is Andrew, and his surname stuffs.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a an alcoholic.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
He doesn't go to a meeting, not yet.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So how is that is he like number one a number.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
One because like he's doing school and so he's first
on the role call. And when he was in primary school,
he's now in high school. When he was in primary school,
they had to line up in roll order after every
recess and after lunch. Yeah, for recess and lunch, and
he goes a mom, I knew exactly where to go,
right at the very front.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That could have added to his confidence, his comfort in
new situations, all of that stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Well maybe, yeah, but like even now that he's in
high school, like even at the end of the year
they do, they will get on stage and they get
their awards and graduation. He's always first because you know,
after about the tenth kid on stage and think, oh
my god, how many more are there to go? And
normally people clack and everything for the first year, then
the claps to get a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, everyone can't wait to get out. I would have
loved to have been first off in high schools. Then
I would have snuck out the back of the bike
and had a sing. You know what I mean, wait
for everybody else out there. Hey Nat, I don't have
my glasses on.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Hey Naddy Halla, God, yess, how are yay?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm so good? How is your name? Kind of influenced
your life?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Well, I am a woodstock and from yeah, the Festival
of Free Love born in nineteen sixty nine. It's I
love a woodstock bourbon every now and then, and it's
just been it's been a lot of fun. It's just
been a lot of farm a lot of conversation starters.
(08:04):
You might go to a shopping center and the shop's
called Woodstock, and you start up a conversation. You get
twenty percent off because you can prove that your name's Woodstock.
It's just it's been just good fun. I've got woodstock
number woody number plates.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh god, you're really into it. Did you do you
remember you're about the same age? A tiny bit? Not really?
But did you not really? Did you collect snoopies and
love snoopy? He had a little kit yellow friend called Woodstock.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
He certainly did. And I love that because of that.
And I even considered at one point getting a little
woodstock tattoo at my ankle. But I haven't yet, and
have should.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think you should, But don't go. Don't go ankle,
it's too like, it's too active. I can't think of
Someone told me we're the best place to get it is.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Top of you.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
But to you, Chrissy swanshow let's give it to gash
say yeah, to unwrap the cash with Uncle Toby's Musli bars,
decency supply, Chrissy's.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh yeah, Jamie, are you ready for it?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Guys, I saw m so you know how this is
going to work. I have in my hot little hands
my personal favorite Uncle Toby's music bar, specifically the Chewy
Apricop Chewy Apricop. Oh you look sad about it? Jack White,
by the way, Jack's back.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hello. Also, I did love the name Aaron Rich and
the I just feel like, if I want to enjoy
a musli bar, I don't need fruit in it, really like,
I want it to be a little bit of a treat.
So what have you got so today, Jamie? I have
Uncle Toby's protein because I'm a gym boy. Now strawberries
and cream.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh that sounds yeah? Does sound nice? All right? So
we are a go with what you're does she choose
who unwraps?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
We both unwrapper, Jamie, We're gonna both unwrap our Uncle
Toby's music But who.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Where's your vibe going? Who's got the cash in their
Uncle Toby Musley bar?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I think jacksone sounds more appetizing. It does compland myself.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Alrighty well, we are going to unwrap our music bars
and see who's cut the cash.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
She chose you, I think, and I've got.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yes, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That is five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
For you Jack inside my music bar.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
I thank you very much.
Speaker 11 (10:42):
I see no one wins the day for.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Good exactly I do. I love them. No, that's a
message for life that Jamie just delivered.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
There the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's
go click it Chrissy's click. I just we just enjoyed
that old track from Lady Gaga. New tunes this week,
this month, next month, No, September.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
September, September.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
This is a funny time of year. I find it
very hard to remember what month I'm in. I always
think it's July.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I get it. August is confusing like that, why though,
because we've just come out we're coming out of like
the depths of winter, but we're still kind of in it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But generally know what month is what? But August I
always think is July, and yellow I often think is orange. There,
I said it.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That second one cannot relate my.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Whole life like I've been coloring in as a little girl,
and I would my brain would say you need the
orange one, and my hands would pick up the yellow one.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
That is chaoti.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm well, we should have known. We should have we
should have known. Now, Jessica Bielle, she does not let
her kids eat McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Sorry, someone called child services.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I mean she does say no, no, let's go and
get a big fancy burger down the road.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
You know, I'm a bougie guy, but it's the best
restaurant in the world. How dare you deprive your children
of such joy at a young age. I'm not saying
you have to give it to them every week, but
like that's a childhood core memory, going to Macca's Mornington
with my mum and dad and sister.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And also I agree, by the way, but also by
forbidding it when it's not drugs, do you know what
I mean? By forbidding it just makes it more interesting.
You don't think Silas, her ten year old son, is
getting his friends to go and get him a quarter pounder.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
No, he's named Silas is totally a fill of fish.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Guys eating this is a very mean thing to say
that I'm feeling mean yes please. Silas is one of
the top five worst ever names for a child shocking man,
so he sounds like he's possessed by demons.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Maybe she like named him after she finished filming The Sinner.
It sounds like a character on The Cinner, which she started.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's never understood it.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
What's their other child's name this?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, they've got a smaller one, like four, four years
old or something. Yeah, Phineas, Phineas and.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Silence now PHAs Phineas. I won't hear a bad word
about because Billie Eilish's brother is a genius and his
name's Phineas. Anyway, do we think it's got something to do? Well?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
They're very errble, the two of them. But can you
cast your mind back to one of the greatest jingles
of all time? Yes, what a song.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I didn't realize just this was a justin Timberlake song.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, and justin Timberlake, of course, is Jessica Bill's husband.
I reckon. She brings that out whenever they're fighting.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Wait and was like you recorded as stein go and.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Do another one? Do another one? For Burger Restaurant was
written as the jingle and then he sort of utter no,
Trojan Horsted it onto an album now, and he says
he regrets it, go away.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Excuse me. That's an honor to be able to record
a jingle for such a magnificent company.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Great honor. I cannot wait to tell you this story.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Okay, Rod Stewart, Yes, who.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, an old legend currently touring. Would you believe?
Good lord? Is he? Yeah? You think comesicksy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I can just imagine all of the like raunchy women
after a couple of savvy b He's just going mad
for that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Absolutely well. He's on stage and he decides to pay
tribute to his friend recently departed Ozzy Osbourne and sing
the song Forever Young, which is, you know, very famous
Rod Stewart's song. I do not know whose idea this was,
(15:23):
but they have put up on the big screens in
the auditorium in the concert AI generated Keep in mind,
Ozzy Osborne's been dead for about ten minutes by the
time this goes to it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I'm just seeing huge.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Screens with AI generated selfies.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Is that Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, where Ozzy Osbourne is allegedly taking the photo with
a selfie stick and he's with other dead eyes. Amy Winehouse.
There was one with George Michael Oh wow at Cobain,
who whose idea was that? Like, I want a name,
(16:08):
name him, name name them. Listen, there's been a situation Jack.
You know, first of all, you arrived very late, screaming
like a bat out of hell. I know, down the freeway,
missed the first half an hour of the show, and
(16:30):
we had to we had to deal with Aaron.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Rich anyway, Kidney Fogg is to blame for that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Sidney Fox. Now, I have very gracefully graciously offered to
microwaveyor pie, which I did.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's beautiful, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There is no sauce, and I just could bring you
the pie in with no sauce.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I simply wouldn't need it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I knew that. So it's still out there.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Is that barbecue sauce. Sometimes, if I'm at home and
I've ordered myself Monday night fish and chips and I'm
out of tomato sauce, I'll accept barbecue sauce just so
there's something there.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Why that is suckrilegico.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, but it's better than having no sauce at all.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't know if it is.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't want to just roll dog my fish and chips.
Same with the pie.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh look, I'm gonna have to There's four people outside
this studio. Can you please find some.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Goddamn somebody run down to Carl.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I was having Someone had put the docks together and
they were standing there.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It's fludyt now Swanny, very exciting stuff. This week before
four o'clock, we're putting someone else in the running for
Swans Chapel supernova.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So exciting.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
We are searching for an honorary supernova to fly to
the States to review Chapel Rohan's concert. We also need
to try and give away this unbelievable two and eleven
logis dress of yours. Yeah yeah, go to our Instagram
or call thirteen twenty four to ten and tell us
why you need it. But next Chrissy'squzzy jump on the
line if you would like a bum.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Bag the Chrissy Swan shows the way bump back Chrissy's
Quizzy cut tell you this studio is so cold, and
I have wrapped myself in a beautiful hand made blankie
by one of our listeners. She sent it into me. Wow,
(18:23):
I know Maria is her name, and I've been meaning
to send a card to just say it is so
clever to be able to knit a blanket from screen.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
It is impressive. And you're you look like a nanna
and I'm here for it. Yes, with a great curl.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm gonna whale. I'm gonna whale in the streets. Hello,
they're Vicky.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Hello, Chrissy, Ah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Vicky from Redcliff. Will they go? I've got a friend
Heidi who lives there. Oh yeah, I worked with her
at my first job in radio that we just enjoyed
that song from So there you go.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Here's a sircle a lie, Vicky, you're an uber driver?
How how many stars do you have? What's your rating?
And you are five star driving?
Speaker 12 (19:04):
A five star?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah? Girl?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
What's what's the weirdest, craziest best story that you trot
out at ym chap?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Oh god, I've had I've had lots, as you can imagine.
But yeah, there's this weird one. I had to drop
this kind of crazy person to the station one time
and they were asking him inappropriate question. But other one,
I went around the corner. This girl fell asleep and
(19:33):
went around the corner and she woke up. She spilled
a coffee milk all through the car. So this is
about five o'clock in the morning, mind you. So it
wasn't It wasn't very friendly.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You're doing God's work out there, though, Vicky.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
They can be trying.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yes, I bet it can.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hello Dylan, Hello Christy, Hello Jack? Hey mate? How's Philip
Island today?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I'm not back there yet, but I imagine it pretty cold?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yes, always cold. How many times you've seen those stupid
penguins couples? All right, you two, your names are your buzzes.
It's the it's the best of five, so that means
which one of yours gets to three first gets the
bum bag? Have you got anything slipped in it today? Hollywood?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah? One hundred dollars gift pack from ny Oxen for thicker,
fuller hair.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Very nice. Question number one. I made an announcement on
yesterday's show, and what was.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Vicky?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yes, Vicky, that.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
You've released a cookbook.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yes, sir, are you a cook? Vic?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I am?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh, well, you'll hate my book. That's really good.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Go and pre order the short cut Queen now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Do it bevis Question number two, what is the only
country that borders the United Kingdom? Dylan Dylan it is.
I put it up three forty years ago. Kate Bush forty.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Years forty years nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
God, Kate Bush released this song called Oh God, No
Wonder I've put my blanky on one of my favorite songs. Well, yes,
you should know Vicky. Yes, Vicky running up the hill,
isn't it?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Running up that hill.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
We're going to give it to Vick. It's currently two
points to VICKI one point to Dylan forty years old
that track.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I've got a little tidbit about Kate Bush and me
apropos of nothing, trying to get rid of so many clothes, right, yes,
And every time I go through this one rack, it's
full of clothes and I go, yes, good, good, go go,
And I always get to this stupid red dress okay,
that I've never worn, And a voice in the back
of my head says, what if one day you want
(21:59):
to dance to Wuthering Heights and wear a red dress?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Is there there? There would be no other use for
that dress?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
No, And you know how they all get together in
a park and then I'm never gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You're not put it on DP hop Give it up,
Give up, the Hope and Dream of dancing.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I always think of that, all right. Question number four,
which American actress kill Joy is justin Timberlake married to?
This is telling because the answer says justin Timberlake and
he does love himself sick.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
That is not the correct dance. It's Jessica Bill. We
were just talking about her in the two fifty clickbait,
and she doesn't let her kids have macOS, which I
think is illegal.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
American ten is too old to be letting them or
not letting them do that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Don't you like every six months is a sometimes treat?
Come on?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Which US state is known for pitchers.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Movement?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Can't you You're going to eat a lot of peaches?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Who's saying that?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
I don't know, but I always think of this song.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And Georgia, So which US state is known? Listen, he
just said it.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Guys, Come on, I know it's Tuesday, but we've got
a lift. We've got to be better. At the end
of my wrote you two, it was Georgia. Okay. Two
points to VICKI, one point to Dylan Christ Number six.
If no one gets this right, I'm leaving this show.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I need him, all right, what does the acronym d
O B stand for Dylan? Correct?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
That is two points to Dylan, two points of Vicky.
Question number seven is for the wind Nana's getting cranky
in a crochet.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Prepare series, Prepare my eulogy.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Already seven Mount Buller.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is found in which Australian state l Yes.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Dylan Victoria.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Correct, my friend, Dylan, you have the bum bag, but
I'm gonna send you both a one hundred dollars gift
pack from Nioxen because you both need thicker full of hair.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I can tell you, but not on your upper lip, VICKI.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Have a great Tuesday night, guys. Next, we are finding
someone to give away Chrissy Swan's twenty eleven black Logi's dress.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Do you
think it was like a conscious decision to go bad
dadday God instead of just better than you can?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Absolutely? Because I scream it every time along with Sean Mendes,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He goes into the Christy Sword Show on Nova decided
to give away a very very expensive bespoke made for
me gown that I wore the twenty eleven Logis Awards
and I won a LOGI I was nominated for four
or five?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Was that year you and you were nominated for gold,
nominated for gold, but you won.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Silver, won silvers and we and nobody likes yet and
we also won for the circle and a couple for
the circle. I was up and down. Oh my god,
my ankles were killing me. I was very very pregnant,
and very big lady.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh she shure, big girl.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Anyway, I found the dress in my in my dining
room of horrors, on a rack, and I was like,
oh my god, I'm going to give it away, but
not just for the hell of it. And a few
people have DMed me and said, oh, why didn't you
raise money? And I said, because I don't want this
to be about money. I don't want people to only
be able to get this dress if they can donate
(25:44):
to something, or if they can, you know, up the price,
up the price, up the price. Is what about that?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
You wanted to stop with the lucky listener that gets
it and have them enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, it's got a great story already. Let's see if
we can give it a second good story.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Burteen twenty four ten. If you've got a real good
reason as to why you should get this.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Dress mentally from from Rockley. You don't have a reason.
You've got a question.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Oh my god, are you really giving away your dress?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, oh my god, why is that?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I love this?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Why is that so shocking?
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
I really admire you. I do actually have somewhere to
wear it, but I just I it's just been shocked
that you were giving away his dress.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I feel like it'll bring joy to somebody somewhere.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Where would you wear it?
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Mat, I'm going to a word function at cloud Land.
We have a big one every three years, so it's
a masquerve ball.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh gosh, this would be great and you could make
you could like go to Spotlight and get matching like
black feathers mask. I would just be.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I would just be.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
It's like being a pretty Swan dress.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
That would just And I'm looking at Cloudland photos here
in Fortitude Valley, this big chandily is that dress would
really match this venue?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It really would. And you know what, there's a there's
a legendary photo in my family of my mum and
dad at Cloudland.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
There's a photo of me at Cloudland at my school.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
School Natalie is quite America.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I believe it. I would give away a dress. She's
so sweet.
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Hello Harlem, Hello are.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You Angel of Harlem? What are you going to do
with my frock? If I get to you, I don't.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Know how you're going to feel about it, But I
am representing Australia in November at the Karaoke World Championship.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
We stop right there. How do you think I feel
about it representing Australia at the Karaoke Championships? Pretty good?
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Harlem?
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Well, I don't know, because what I want to do
with it is I want to have it turned into
a jacket or coat which I will wear on stage
seeing John Simon's playing to win.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
What wow?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Come and get me?
Speaker 13 (28:12):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
If you don't know, if you make your move, yes Harlem.
So would it be like a sort of Adam Lambert
kind of flowing thing.
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Yes, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Harlem. You're going to be the one to be. Is
it getting a great a great story, like it's getting
a whole new life, whole new identity.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And also we are very musical people. To be able
to attach a song to the dress is iconic. Let's
go to Christy though Christy in Perth, You've got a
pretty iconic reason as well.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Ah yeah, I am getting married on Halloween this year
and I would love to wear it.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
For my wedding.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh my, thank god, now I'm dead. I forgot that
I had to choose one.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Tell us more about the wedding. What's the vibe?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's definitely off, completely off character. We don't want tradition,
we just want us. And I was going to go red,
but now I'm thinking maybe black. Colleen, oh dear.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
This is tricky.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right? Am I deciding it today? Or we keep on?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Let's take one more call and I think we can
decide today. Of these calls have been great with more time.
Casey on the Gold Coast, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Giving away this twenty eleven Logi's dress. Andre Rieure has
been touched up in it. What would you wear it too?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Asked Wanny. I've written you a poem. I wrote you
a poem last night on Instagram. I want to share it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay, everybody be very quiet, because we've got a poet
in our midst.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Okay, okay, my oh my, what a gown. Give it
to me so I can talk of the town. Please,
choose me to be the new owner. I promise you
I will never donate it. Well, I know one thing
for sure. I'm Christy's biggest supporter, my tabletalk topic. I
got Chrissy's LOGI dress what.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
A rip snorter?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh gosh, I just all these.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
People are saying they're going to wear it to one thing.
I would be insufferable. I would be wearing everywhere to
like the bragging rights. Come on, oh my god, stopping?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Would you wear it when you ordered a Yatler pie?
My dad loves a yatie as nothing better?
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Casey thing better?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Are we wear it in that?
Speaker 11 (30:36):
And I would not get sauce on it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't even know if he's assumed because of the
carrier he's gotta be.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Do you want to make a decision today or do
you want to wait till tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Don't think I can. My eyes are burning.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Okay, alrighty, well done to everyone that just called through.
Then we're gonna make a decision tomorrow. Next how could
we we'll have a post show meeting. Okay, we'll get
our coke zeros out and really talk and think about it.
But I love next Swan's Chapel Super and Nova. We
want to send you to see Chapel Roon in the
(31:11):
States as an honoriary Supernova and review her concepts.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
The Chrissy Swan Show. I feel like changing someone's life?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Do you yep?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Chase new song The Subway is out down, available everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Swan's Chattel s well, enjoy it while you can, because
Chapel says her next album doesn't exist yet and he's
probably going to take five years.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
That means it's going to be bloody good.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It'll be good.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Imagine the label hearing that, though she would have been
her manager would have got a call immediately after giving
that interview.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, and they'd be like, you get out and you
phoned enough Chaparne. All right, so we've got you on
the phone. Jesse, Hello, Jesse, excited to be here. You're
so sweet? Now your phone did just break up? Which
is not what you want to hear. I know, no, no,
(32:07):
But would it be a dream come true for you
to take your effervescent personality onto a plane all the
way to Chapel Rohan's concert and then dial back in
to Nova as our national correspondence.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Yes, oh my god, I have been I was the
og Chapel fan. I loved her first album School Nights
Back in the Day Law and this album good Luck Babe.
That song is the ultimate glitzy revenge girl song. It
makes me want to break up with my boyfriend and
live my nest lie.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Ah simply obsessed with that, Jesse. So what we're going
to do here, Jesse, is we're going to play a
thirty second timer and during that thirty seconds, we need
you to give your best Dicky Wilkins style review of
good Luck Babe. Okay, alrighty, are you there, Jesse? I
(33:01):
just want to check your phone lines. All good, I'm yeah, alrighty,
I'm starting the time, and now your review starts now.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
All right. The ultimate flitty revenge girls song.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
I mean, you've got to be pumping it down the highway.
Speaker 9 (33:14):
You feel like you can do absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Anything when that song is on. It's giving chapel.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
It's giving curly hair, it's give me dancing in the streets.
You know what, God, you can do anything when this
song is on by Chapel Ryan, I mean, good Luck Babe,
good luck you don't need it, ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That is so true. I've been hearing it for the
first time, just going, oh my god, what is there?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Jesse.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Honestly, I have been pumping it.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
I'm on my way to a job interview, and it's
my song.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I'm going to get this job.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Good on it is giving. You are in the running.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yay, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Keep it locked on The Christy Swan Show because on
Friday we're going to be revealing the lucky person that
is flying to the States. Oh my god, to this show.
If you like Jesse, want to have a crack at
this competition, register buy the Nova Player up and we
could be calling you tomorrow the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
First Chrissy's clicks. I don't know about this. Publicity wise,
Ed Sheeran has brought back his doppelganger, Rupert Grint for
the New Music Video, fourteen years after the two kind
of appeared as each other in the film clip to
(34:26):
Lego House. Now, I just said a funny word. Anyway,
that was funny then. Rupert Grint is the redhead from
Harry Potter Ron Weasley. Ron Weasley, didn't he get a
really good looking girlfriend? Didn't get Hermione?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, Harmione, what a vibe? Who is your favorite Harry
Potter character.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I think I was too old for Harry Potter. Yeah, okay, honest,
but you know obviously wailing Mona.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Whatever, moany myrtle, moany myrtle.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
She's cute. Anyway, it was funny, then it's not funny.
Now whoever's behind it stopped.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I don't think Ed needs to be doing gimmicky things
for publicity either, Like you're at Sheeron, brother, you don't
need to bring back Ron Weasley, Like if.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
There was what's a film that's out at the moment,
it's a Freaky of Friday for example, Yes, or Bride's
head was Bride. No, it's not Bride Wars.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
It's Bride Hard, Bride Hard.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I hate that word. It don't just make any sense.
Just say there was a redheaded actor in a current film.
That's funny. Nobody even knows who Rupert Grint is.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Now, yeah, he hasn't been around for a long funny.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Because everyone knew him back there. I'm gonna say a
headline here and there is something so brutal about it
that it gave me bad news.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
Laugh.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh, I love this.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Beloved five meter croc Big John found to capitate it
in the net in Queensland. It's very sad, but that
is a big crocodile five meters I'm not even two
meters too.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
I just immediately pictured our friend Jonathan Brown in a
net Big John five meters long.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Big.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Wow, that's some you know, it's beloved? Why why?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Why?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Though crocodiles are scary, he.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Had a missing tail tip and that's how they knew
it was him because his head was missing. Wow, tell
his face?
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Are we? I liked Erwin starting to plant crocodile stories
now because whenever I think crocs, I just think Erlin's
she needs some time alone, just to me go and
have a think about. I mean, guys, Robert Elwin, that
New Tourism Australia ad brilliant ten out of ten.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I think he should say no occasionally though, like it
looks the same as the bomb's ad. It looks the same.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
As Harry Irwin is saying no.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, she's not no, no, she's not. Hey, we are
out of here, We're back tomorrow. It might not be
full of anxiety in racing from the airport tomorrow. You
can relax it.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
I will Jackie, I'll be here on time and we
are going to reveal who has won your Logi's dress.
Right now, we are going into our office and having
a serious meeting about who gets it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Then I'm going to go home into my water and
see what else I can give away to make everything win.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
In your world, everyone's a winner.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
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comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com. Are
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