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Speaker 1 (00:04):
You know today's lesson.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hi, by the way, Hello, he said, life goes so quickly.
It feels like yesterday that I was watching Poor Patrol
with Leo, and today he sat an English exam.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Huge.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Was he nervous?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nah, he's amazing. He studied so hard for it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And then I got a I got a text message
about quarter past eleven going.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It was so zimo. That was the best exam ever
been to.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Also, you look amazing today, by the way. Really, Yeah,
that shirt is so fantastic.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I think you love a new thing and I've never
worn it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Bali last month and I love a white collar on things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I do too, but I try not to buy them
because they always get makeup on it and it's just irritating.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't have that problem, obviously, No great show ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm loving this Pullia petition. Have you noticed I'm really
getting into it?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, you are very excited about it. It is called
Chrissy's Passport to Pulia. You've got to jump on the
Nova player app, register your details there and we could
be calling you around three point thirty to play.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm laughing because I can hear the chili in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Guys, I had a Vietnamese bar me at about one
forty five.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And you specifically asked no chili.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I said, no chili please, And it's our man Huey downstairs.
Usually he listens to me. He didn't. I was holding
down on that bar me before the show started to
have some energy.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You look like you're in pain when milk is on foil. Yeah,
it sounds like you've been budged in the face.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Next though, mister Chrissy thirteen twenty four to ten, if
you would like your mind red, you'll also get a
VIP specsavers about during two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Cash and an ice pack for your lips.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Please a bottle of milk.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Ha ha a Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling really it's
a pumpkin moon.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's a red strawberry moon. A strawberry moon.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Elton John exclusives, it's just the right meltain, Milton.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
When you was fruit or vegetable related.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I was just talking to Vickie in the kitchen. She
explained that it was a strawberry moon, and I just
saw Nikky Webster, Hey Kylie, Hi, Ricky you're waiting for
Prince Charming.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, I've been waiting a long long time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I was gonna say, Kylie is not coming. He doesn't exist.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Okay, thanks.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You've got very soft hands, like how like noticeably people
shake your hand and go lovely soft hand.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah that's true. I'm always in dishwashing.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Click with it like that's cool.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Do you use a hand moisturizer or anything, Kylie?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, just naturally born that way.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah. Banana rama was big for you. Banana rama.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh yeah, ah aves, Kylie, I'm your sire, your desire.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Good track. You you do like camping? You like camping?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No, I don't like camping.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh, I've written champagne. You like champagne.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I love champagne.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How many days a week do you knock back a shampas, Kylie?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Maybe two?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's all right, it's honest to you. What you like?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You like to go to a pub or a surf
club and order the fisherman's basket, Kylie?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You love that?
Speaker 8 (03:58):
What basket?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Fisherman's fisherman's basket?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
I do love a good fisherman's basket.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I just felt it. I just saw you at a table.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Eating fisherman's basket and you really resent, you really resent
having to pay extra for the tarte sauce.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And I understand the rage.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, all seapree sauce. That's sort of four dollars extra.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I reckon you'd vibe a fisherman as well, Kylie's are
they your kind of dudes?
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I do like the fishermen's lollies. Oh, the fishermen's friends.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
There they set your throat on fire, Kylie, last last
go you you've never been unemployed?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
No, I haven't really no, like think about it, you've
never been on the doll or like looking for jobs.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Jack cannot even breathe. He's Jack's eating some chili.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Kiley. You don't like things very hot at all either.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Actually, I like really hot food.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Then, wow, Kylie, I'm surprised by that. But guess what
You've got two hundred and fifty dollars cash and a
VIP speck Savers voucher.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Oh, I think he's so much guy.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hey, Kylie, do you like Elton John? They've got it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
He's got a new range in a sentence. That is
odd to say Elton John's range is now available at
Spec Savers. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Oh, I think I'll do that.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, I do like his classroom.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, the Rocket Woman you can be Kylie.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
He designed them himself. Swanny.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
They're so cute.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
They're great. They're great. We've got them on our screens here.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And I saw something on the Tiki Dockie. I don't
know how I saw it because I'm not on the
Tiki Docky.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's so annoying for people that aren't on it, because
when I send you videos, you can't view them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sometimes I can and sometimes I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Mum and Dad say the same to me, But I'm like,
how does that work that?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I just thought you were all light to me and
didn't want to watch my videos.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Sometimes I can and sometimes I can't. That's even more annoying,
the innonsistency. But I saw this guy. He seems Jack.
He's sort of like Harry Styles. But he threw a
party at his very nice London abode.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
For his.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He threw a party, a birthday party for his sourdow starter.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh, that's a bit sad.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Her name is Karen who has named it. And she
turned five and he had a party and his friends came.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
My Sodo starts to Karen turned five years old, I
decided to throw a birthday party. Honestly, credits to my
friends were turning up. That is true friendship. They also
come to be a Sodo party without any sourdo so
with the help of Karen, I've made three types.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
With the help of Karen, I've made three times.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I just feel like sour dough start a chat should
be left in pandemic times.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
My sourdough starter died long ago, long ago, but it
reminded me when I saw him putting in such an
effort for basically an inanimate object. I remembered back when
I was little in the Dark Ages, we had a
guinea pig and his name was King Guinness.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Already, imagine how this story is going to going to end.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I killed it. I killed him. Is that what you're inferring?
I most certainly did not kill him. I don't kill
every guinea pig.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I have most, if not all. You're a killer. You
have a Netflix show one day.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I've only had two guinea pigs, and yes, they both.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Died radio star no pet killer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Like ays Ventura.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Anyway, we had a birthday party for him and he
had a little crown on and we made a castle
out of a box and wow, yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Was really a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And I remember one of the neighbors came over and
saw it unfolding and almost caught the police. Thirteen twenty
four to ten Jack in London who threw a birthday
party for his sourdough starter. Have you what is the
weirdest person, thing, inanimate object that you've ever thrown a party?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Four I'm about to throw a funeral for my mouth. Yeah, valet, oh,
it is still stinging. Am I allergic to chili?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think he might be. It's an unusual reaction.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
To the Crissy Swan show, Google to the Crissy swanshow
Over a guy in England called Jack. He looks like
a normal guy and he likes making bread from scratch
with the help of his sourdough starter.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Karen Well turns out that she turned five.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Oh my god, that song won't stop A twenty four
second out Troy and then.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
At the end was like a said of the century,
I've got the answer to this question.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sound effect.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Jack though. This is what he said on Tiktokaren's.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Really been with me through it all, survived the pandemic,
my whole BioMed degree. Now she's thriving. This is a
complete result of what happens when you get too emotions,
you attached to a jar rebuse.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
He should speak to someone he threw a party. Can
you imagine if you were his friend and he said, hey, what.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Are you doing on Sutday night?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
For going?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
What would you say?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Absolutely not, I've got to tell you something off her. Actually,
that's one of my friends put to me last night. Really,
I'll say it now because that's so annoying people. Yeah,
my friend said to me, Hey, I'm thinking of doing
a gender reveal party. So absolutely not, absolutely not, you
will not be doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Good. I think that's a really good move forward.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And as your close friend, I'm telling you the truth.
And they said, no, no, okay, I needed to hear that.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Really.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Were they surprised at your vehement denial of their.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, They're used to me being savage, but they just weren't.
They weren't fully aware of my stance on gender reveal parties.
I said, if you have listened to any radio I
have done in the last seven years, you would know.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, you you left no room for doubt. No, what
happens though, if they decide to have that and you
have to go and go where?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yes, Oh I don't think I'll be invited if they
were to continue with said party. Speaking of parties, thirteen
twenty four to ten off the back of Jack in London,
we're asking the weirdest object or thing you have thrown
a party for?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Hlli Christine?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
OHI guys, how are you? I haven't trying a party.
But my girlfriend's got a dog and she's a death
She threw a birthday party from a dog. She got tools,
blown up with water, got a jumping castle. The dogs
had to wear hats and costumes. It was over the top.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What sort of dog has she got?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
She's got those little they're part poodle capoodles.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh oh kvoodleodle.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, what did you just say, Christine? I want to
call them that from now on ca poodle poodle. That's
way better.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
And I swear to God, he said. And she got cake,
got a cake made from some animal place. It was
over the top.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And did you like? Did that make you change your
mind about her?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Or no.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I thought it was so cute. The dogs loved dewy.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Christine. The visual of dogs jumping up and down on
a jumping castle weirdly does bring me joy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
It wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh it wasn't why.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Because the dogs don't really jump, They just got on
it and laid in the spun.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's hilarious, Christine. We're going to send you a one
hundred dollars prize pack from dermal therapy.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh that's beautiful. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I love that. Hey Sharon, Hi, guys, how are you
cold now?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm trying to keep my head around what your brother did.
Can you explain it?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
So, our little brother decided that he would dig note
himself at school. And it was during in Queensland with
rugby league, and he loved the Broncos and he loved
Alan Langer. Oh, Elfie loved Elfie. So we lied to
the entire neighborhood, the entire school that he was throwing
a birthday party for Elfie. Oh no, And unfortunately our
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backyard was filled with about one hundred and fifty four.
My elder sister was thirteen, who was in charge of
all of us why our parents were at work and
there were one hundred and fifty kids with homemade birthday
cards presents, and Noel and Langer and our brother ran
upstairs and cried and hid under his bed, and we
had to deal with the one hundred and fifty kids in
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the backyard. My parents going where is he?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
How many years was it until your brother could laugh
about this?
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Well, we laugh about it now. He was seven and
is now forty.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I reckon maybe thirty eight years old he could finally
laugh about it.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That would have been so hard, so humiliating.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
The Crisy Swan Show, The Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I have some very exciting news. Chrissy's clich it turned
up in.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
My instam algorithm today.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
A new TV show starring and it's very heavy on her,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Meg Stalter, the great Meg Stalter.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now I can't even remember where or why we fell
in love with her.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I mean it was Instagram, but people would probably know
her from hacks now, yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, but she used to just be recording the most
hysterical stuff. Anyway, She's a brilliant actress, she's a great comedian,
and she's the star of the new Lenna Dunham written
Netflix comedy. I've already got it in my fine. July
ten is when it starts streaming.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
How great and swanny they've now on to today. Some new
big names added.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
To the past, very big names. Jessica Alba, Rita Ara,
who you love?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I Love Reader?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Andrew Scott who is from Memory, the hot priest from Fleabag.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And Kit Happened?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Andrew Scott is that actor that's in that movie that
I wanted you to see.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
All of us strangers. I started that yet in the
hotel room upstairs. Yeah, so good? Should we ever listen
to the trailer? Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Please?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Just something has shifted with you? Je Hi, how are
you girl?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Are you good? You're unhappy?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Go to London?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Seriously?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
You love London?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
You know, a state ground starting gardens?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
How exciting have you watched?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Girls?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
No? There is so much I need to watch and
I feel like I watched so much though there really is.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And it just it gets you down, doesn't it. You're like,
I don't have I don't have enough time. I don't
have enough eyeballs. Yeah, I don't have enough cares.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Not enough hours to be awake. I'm super excited about
this too much though, because pat photos have come out
of Egg with Fergie reshooting the London Bridge music video.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So Fergie as in Furgolicious, not Fergie.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The Stacy Ferguson is her name, Yes it is, yes,
black Eyed Peas fame. I mean, this is a great song,
This is a cool bean song.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It is good. And how I wouldn't know? I haven't
seen that footage of Fergie. How's she going like?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
She looks look at this, she looks good, She's draped in.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Does she still looks like Furgolicious? Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Maybe a little bit of those epics.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And what about what about Jennifer Saunders being added to
the list as well?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Also, Hugh, you love her so much.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I can't wait for that. I'm going to bet that.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, I've decided it's earned a countdown.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wow, not everything gets a countdown.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But it's going to be added into the countdown on
my phone now, justin Bieber. The countdown is on to
see how this is going to end, and I'm guessing
not very well. He has, though, referred to a comment
a follower. He's referred to them as gramps and at grandpa,
and I think it's the best.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's so great.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Why has he done that's the best? A screenshot was
taken from someone that followers Grandpa and he just says,
I am I feel like he sounds like Teddy Ruxpin,
like I am. Worried about Justin Bieber, Colorado. Just come
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in from fishing.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
There is so much heartbreak in Justin's life.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And instead of saying oh, thanks so man or thanks friend,
Justin says something, Gramps, where is it? Worry about yourself, Gramps?
Worry about yourself, Gramps. He's got no respect. He's got
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no respect for the hip or his elders.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
This is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Hey, steaming it through the three o'clock hour before Rick, Ary,
Tim and Joel a takeover. You know Kanye West, he's
a vexatious person.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I love that word. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It means that he is sent to vex us to
confuse us, to irritate us, because we've already just I mean,
I just called him Kanye because that's what I think
his name.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Is all Forever call him Kanye. Sorry, mate, you produced
all of those unbelievable albums under Kanye West. You're being
called Kane.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
He decided that he would be called yee yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I mean I would say yay yay yee ye, I
would I would think it's yay.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is it yay?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Because you say Kanye, So he's a yay.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay yeah, ye all right, so it's yay. Now you
know he won't answer to that. If you call him yey,
he won't answer to it. He wants you to call
him ya yay to two of them, yay squared. Wow,
he's an idiot, yay ya. Why go back to Kanye?
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Just be Kanye yay ya like yo yo.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Never, I would never remember never. No, I just called
him ka. If he was my friend.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Jocking, you and him could be good, mate.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think that'd be was that much in common.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Hey, coming up before four o'clock, we are playing Chrissy's
Passport to Pulia. Make sure you've registered by the Nova
player app. We have an unbelievable trip to give away
next week thanks to our friends at Travel Pulia and
Eddie had Airways. You've got to be in it to
win it, though, so jump on the Nova player app.
Next though Chrissy's Quizy there may be a double pass
to the Materialists in it as well, which hits cinemas today.
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I saw it. I we should go together.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Hey, horrific news out of Seattle.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Maclamore's house was broken into while his kids were asleep.
It's like everyone's worst nightmare.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
That is. And I don't know if he was home, Swanye.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He wasn't home, but the nanny was and she got
a face full of bear mace.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I mean, I'd be hitting up macklamorphos and cash.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
A yes, a bonus at least looked at it.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Chrissy's quizzy and did how bad Back to.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
The Wall would fail? He wasn't even there.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
He'd feel terrible.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hey, Hannah, Hi, how are you? I'm very good? And you, Tracy,
how do you do today?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I'm great? How are you going?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Am we're going well. And hey, I forgot to mention
in the show opener before guys that today is International
Day of Play and Mattel wants Australians to choose play
every day. So whoever wins today gets the bum bag
and and a Mattel prize pack valued at five hundred
dollars cash.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh my god, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
So I used to.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
My favorite thing to do in a week when I
was a kid was go to the toy store and
just pour over all of the bits and bobs.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That were there.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, us to braid my sister's Barbie's hair.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I've never had one of those. Were they those just
heads on a you know, on a tray sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And chop them off and make them look crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I never had that so much fun? Were you like?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
So?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Where are you going tonight? Somewhere? Are you going somewhere?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Do you like what I do? I'm six?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Your buzza is the best of five gels meaning first
person to get three answer, weds Aday walks away with
the bum bag and the amazing Mattel voucher speaking price pack.
Speaking of Mattel, the most famous toy arguably was the
star of a movie who played Barbie in the movie
Hannah Mago Bobbie Correct two in which state is the
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Hunter Valley.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Hannah Tracy, Yes, Sanna South.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Australia Trace.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It is You are both on the scoreboard with a
point each.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Peter Dinklice is celebrating a birthday today. Can you tell
me just one TV show that he was in or film.
Tracy Yes, Tracy yes?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Was he good in that? He was so long? I'm
trying to think of a nicer word than horny. Can't horny.
His character was like off the charts, you know. Actually?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Question number four, A barn me belongs to which nation's cuisine?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, Hannah Vietnam. Yes, it is Vietnam. And Jack's had
a real problem today.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I just love me about me, guys. But I asked
my man for no chili. He gave me chili, and
I nearly died before two pm.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Had a big fat lip like someone had punched him.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
They really care? Question Yeah, they're like cool, story bro.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Question five, which pop star dropped an album on Friday?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Tracy, Oh, yes, Tracy.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Addison Ray.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, it is Edison Ray.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Well done.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Have you listened to the album? Jack's obsessed with it?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
No, I haven't, but I've heard you guys talking about it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, list, I've heard to do list. God, It's just
it just gets longer and longer.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I think we're gonna be talking a bit more
about that.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Addison Race, Yes, because I set you homework to listen
to the album, so I want to find out if
you did. Hey, Tracy, you have won that five hundred
dollars Matel prize back and the bum bag. Congratulations, exciting,
Thank you guys. But Hannah Mattella, all about are all
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hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
How the Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'll tell what Sabrina Carpenser thinks of the new Addison Rayur.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I think she'd be a fan.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, you give a ten out of ten.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You listen to The Christy Swan Show, by the way,
and we love all new music here, but in particular
you love the leaders with the soft voices I do.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
It's really obvious what I'm into, isn't.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
It the whole whispery bizo.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You like?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I like like being taken somewhere else. It feels like
you're in a bit of a dream.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you did set me some homework.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I did. I said to you yesterday. Swannye. Even Pitchfork,
a really reputable music publication, has given this album an
eight point five. I would love you to go home
and listen to it and just I'd like to hear
your thoughts on it. Maybe it's like the Brat album
that it's made for a certain generation, the gen Z's.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Could you listen to that? Really?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I still listen to it to this day, the whole album, Yeah,
love it. The remix album I'm on at the moment
of Brat.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I can't listen to that, like vocally, shit, I really
want to listen to it, I really do.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Okay, well, why haven't you?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Because I have.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Somehow unlocked the most perfect algorithm for me, and I'm
scared that if I put in something that was recorded
and released in the last fifty years, forty years, that
I'll lose it. I'll lose it. It is giving me
(24:15):
a spine. It's giving me songs that I'd forgotten that
I loved, like it knows me.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's like it's in your brain as.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's ever happened to you.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
No, because I'm so annoyingly picky, I pick my music
and my albums like I properly think about driving to
work what I will be listening to. Really, obviously, most
of the time it's over because I'm busy. But if
I do want to feel or like listen to a
certain album. I think about it for hours before I
drive to work. Really yeah, I'm at my happiest when
(24:46):
i'm driving listening to music alone.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Do you listen to music at a home as well?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
There is never not music on.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
You need a wearable Bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
No, I've got my Amazon Alexa give it.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You wear it like that? But why would I.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Need when I have a speaker sitting in the kitchen.
I don't live in a compound. It's my apartment. The
Amazon's fight.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So here's the thing. Yes, I listened to one track.
I just went, oh, yeah, play that. I haven't heard
that for a while. And then I just got busy
doing other things, and so it sort of took that
original song and gave me hundreds of songs. I'm now
(25:27):
into like forty eight hours of NonStop songs that I
love so much.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Jack, I can't mess with it if I listen to
Addison Ray.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
It is your job to be across this.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Well, I'm going to have to get a separate something.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Account of something.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, maybe because this can never I can never touch
it now maybe perfect.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Okay, I understand that, And you know what, You've got
to find your happiness in line you've got to find.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
This small weird, some small exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
So I won't. Maybe we could see where the like smalls.
You could do an Addison Ray special one night, and
you can go old school and sit at home and
listen to Smallsey for I like that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I like that. I would do that.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Okay, So what give me an example of a song
that is so amazing?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So I listened to all sorts of stuff, but I
choose like you right, and then just at the end
it might throw off a few other bits and bobs,
these ones.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
This song came on, I screamed in my kitchen, what
is this? It's Steve Winwood?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
You say? That was such love?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I love it so much?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Fun romance playing hell one, and then it gave me this,
this I have not heard.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
There's gonna be people listening in their cars going.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
This just sounds exactly like the first one you played.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
An iron fairy roxy music.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Come on brother, oh god, you're such come on pretenders.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
This I like, yeah, I can get around this use
assessed there and it sounds like it's fromers it's not.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And then this one is, oh my god, what come on?
Phil Collins, he's like half dead now it's sad.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And so is that song. You're not so now with him? Yeah? Track,
are you really going.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
To take care what you know? No? He she's not.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Hey, they still try. Some chicks still slide in man.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Actually, and you're like, yeah, you spend more time with
a woman that most straight guys.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Hey, next week playing Chrissy's Passport to I still can't
speak because of the chili registered by the Nova player up.
If you'd like to go to Pulia.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
We're going to sue. By the way, we're suing.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Who are yea the bun?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hear?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Let's do it? Hey? I used to give this a
workout on Seeing Star What a tube The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't want to get undress for a new person,
but I can't wait to get undressed and get into
bed with my lit blankets.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on nov.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
But I'm not going to bed yet.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Discover Pullia and unlock all five senses with a perfect
gala to Chrissy's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Sheridan, do you know anybody that has been to Pullia
and it makes you sick with jealousy?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
My parents did they love it.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
They loved it, and they're actually in Italy again as
we speak, so yeah, rubbing it in with this cold
weather while they're living it up in thirty plus.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sheridan, do they offer do they ever offer to take
you or just Sheridan pick us up at the airport
when we come home, Sheridan, we get.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I love it all right.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
So this is how it is going to work. We
are putting people in with a chance to win this
unbelievable holiday. I really want you to win so that
you can say second, Mom and.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Dad, I would love that. But this is out. This
is what you got to do. I'm going to start
reading off.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Hints about something that is very famous and just screams Italy. Okay,
we've had pizza, We've had we've had pasta, I've had
all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, it could be a landmark, a location, a dish,
could be anything. Next Friday, whoever has guessed the fastest
out of the nine times we play Sheridan will win
this trip to Pulia. Flying Eddie had Airways an amazing
seven day tour setup thanks to Treble Paula who are
amazing Mini fly.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Into Bari Bari.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh wow, so fancy, Sheridan, You've got to be really
good at this and quick. Okay, so you're in with
a chance.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
No pressure, all right, just really relaxed, shake it out
so that you can hear me. All right, are you ready?
As soon as you say yes, I'm going to start talking.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Okay, Okay, sure, let's do.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Go Jack.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's on the list of the New Seven Wonders of
the World. Structure was built from concrete and sand. Site
was partially ruined due to earthquakes and stone robbers, but
remains a major tourist attraction. It's one of the most
famous buildings in all of Italy and you can still
visit it today. Wild animals were used in shows here. Yes,
(30:45):
it is the Coloseum.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Did you know that? Before that moment?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Well, as you started saying it, I'm thinking, is there
anything other than the Colosseum? And I started doubting myself.
I should have just yeld it out.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
You should have. But you still did pretty good job job, Sheridan.
Keep your radio locked on the Christy Swan Show up
until next Friday and then just turn us off. Now,
keep it locked forever, but we could be calling you
next Friday and telling you that you've won this unbelievable trip.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
SOUNI.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I'm just looking at what's included. You get to do
an Olive oil grove visit.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I know all of this, but I want to hear
you say it to me as if I don't know
what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
She's making and tasting experience. He's making local cooking experience
with some honors.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, you know that Serrata is like the national emblem
of Pullia.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Of that region. I mean, I just have read this
as well. One incredible seaside seafood meal.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh my god, you know I love.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Me some water. Register buy an overplayer app if you'd
like to play, because we're playing again tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
The Christy Swan show like that was Alex Warren and
he has he's had a really nice thing.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What I thought.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
He's shared Sabrina Carpenter's new track to his Stories because
he said it was great, and everyone's going, why are
you sharing that you're in You're in the top charts.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
If you keep sharing, you're going to lose your position,
And he says, why is everyone so mean on Twitter?
What's wrong with you? Music is music. I'm just happy
to be here.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I love that sentiment, Hi.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
You too, Right, Let's keep it on clicking.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He seems like a very nice boy.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
He does Alex Warrant, And I hope the second song
we Get is as good as ordinary because I love that.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Well, he's already released the second song. I'm really you're
probably wanting the third one.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
What's the second one? Oh no, that doesn't count. I
want to solo song.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I want to talk about Glenn Powell please. You know
that was a weird situation he and Sidney Sweeney, really
weird because all our Spidery senses when they were doing
publicity for that movie. Of course we were saying they
look like they're a couple, yes, and then they were
saying they weren't. It was wrong, it didn't suit us.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And they kind of said after it or they kind
of acknowledged that it was a publicity stunt, right, which
just felt like BS, It's like, hang on, are you
just saying that so you can cheat on your partners
and just like hide behind a publicity stunt. Publicity stunts
don't really happen in twenty twenty five. I don't think, No,
it's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You and I really devoted a lot of time and
energy to it, and I feel like, you know, it's
all paid off because Glenn Powell's X Gigi Paris cool
name it is not.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I love Paris. I love the name Paris and anything.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Gigi Paris a that is not on her birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Okay, I take it back. She sounds like a stripper.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
She sounds like a poodle owned by an old woman
called Blant. She lives in the seventh floor walk up
in New York City.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
What did that listener called the Millia Poodle a poodle?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I mean they technically are a capoodle. No, I love
that anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She has come clean and you're just gonna love it
so much to have a listener.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And I opened up.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Social media and I'm getting tagged over like something he
captioned or wrote on a photo, and I just screenshotted
to him and I said, Hey, the whole world is
watching what you're saying, Like, please just like proceed a caution.
I could either pretend like I was going along with
everything and have everyone wonder like are they hooking up
or are they not hooking up?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Is she okay with this?
Speaker 8 (34:32):
What like, or stand up for myself and say no,
I'm actually not okay with this and I'm walking away
good honor.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, because it's almost exactly what I just said. We
were all watching it going there's something I on here.
Main if you were his.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Girlfriend, Yeah, she should have come out and said that
two years ago when it was all happening. And obviously
Sidney's now broken up with her.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Are they to think they're gonna get together?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Hugh Jackman and No, I think the fun of it
all is now over because they're both single. I think
the rash and the naughtiness is not as that's not
there now, so it's not appealing.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, I think you're probably right. I'll tell you what
it is.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Panic stations at the at the Miley Cyrus, at the
Billy Ray Sarrus, at the Trace Cyrus, at the Tish
Cyrus Compound, Liz Hurle is rocked up with a bottle
of prosecco and poured it on Miley.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
She turns sixty today.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
I think she got nude for it too. Love that.
I'm here for that energy. I'm sixty. Let it get
him out. Come on, everyone's got him, don't you reckon?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
But what is that saying to the world about that.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
I'm sixty and hot and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And that's it. Sixty years and you've still got a
good body? Big woop? Do you know what I mean?
What is that saying? But what is that saying? Sixty years?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I've got a drug addict boyfriend and I look good
in the.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
News, worked hard on it.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I love Liz, I do too, but I don't understand
the whole get your gear off.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
No, no, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm I'm looking at it now. I mean fabulous, But
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But what else? What else? Elizabeth?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
She played Diana Ross on Gossip Girl. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
She was so bad in the Mike Myers films, in
the Austin Bowers films.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, I know, but magic.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Anyway, She says, happy birthday to me. This year has
already been a wild ride.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I bet it is. And his name's Billy Anyway. We're
not talking about listen, I digress. I was talking about Trace.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yes, Tray Cyrus, Billy Ray's son, has said the following
very damning words about his own father.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Billy Ray is washed up and.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
No he kids better. It's a better atjective. Billy Ray
is washed up and evil.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
He's evil.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Oh wow. They really fight in that family, don't they.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
They really do.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
They fight dirty and publicly and quite frankly. I'm here
for it.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Keep it going, it's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Late to Enjoel are up next to have a great
Wednesday night. Sworn you Do?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
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Speaker 10 (37:28):
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