April 28, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yes, it's a Christy swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello, I'm chopping out of my skin to be here today.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So am I, Swanny, welcome back to work.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You know, I was flooded within dolphins before I even
walked into the office today because I've had two weeks
in bali A. You know that how much I love it,
and it was just so great to be there. But
b I was there with my sister and two school
friends from when we were at primary school kids. So
I've been listening to yacht rock eighties blah blah blah.
(00:35):
Get in the car today. My car is always locked
on no, but I haven't driven it for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was like Billie Eilish, Yes, So I was rocking
out all the way in. And how exciting is this
Bruno Mars comp I.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Know, and Swanny, we'll be making that lucky call to
that lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Winner, Very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We have a jam packed show. Polin Yo's going to
join us live in the studio after three o'clock because
Master Chef returns to our screen tonight, swanee, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
A good one.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm so glad that it's a returning cast of people
we already know because Lord knows, I don't have the
ment of real estate to.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Be introduced to fifteen new people.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I hear ah. Before three o'clock we're going to be
doing Swan Sparkle song. Yes, someone is going to win
a diamond tennis bracelet on Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
It is prize Central here. But thirteen twenty four ten,
it is Monday. It's time to say gooday to us.
And today we are going to set our intentions for May.
It is coming, like it or not. And I've really
enjoyed working through the intentions you set for me.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
At the start of few year months ago.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So let's all get on board, talk about what we
want to achieve for the next month.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And we're going to check in with you in a
month's time.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And just for getting on air with us in say Gooday,
you will get two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive
holiday getaway.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Right the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
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Speaker 1 (02:07):
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Speaker 4 (02:12):
Sayday Yes, Friends, thirteen twenty four to ten, call me
and say good ay, because today is the twenty eighth
of April. But in a few days it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Be Ma, it's gonna be May.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And you changed my life earlier on this year, Jack,
I don't do news resolutions.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
A year is a long time, I forget right.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But I could do the resolutions slash intentions that you
set for me because it was short.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like a month. Do that, and the ones you
set for me.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Were And I asked you to remind me over the holiday,
eat out at a restaurant at least once a fortnight,
post on Instagram at least three times a week, got
to work on that, serve a look at least once
a week.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Absolutely nailed that last week.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I have nailed that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
But I need some new ones for me, okay, And
I'm going to set one for me, and then you're
going to check in with me in four weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
On the first of June. I like this, I am
going to be a can't excuse me. I'm going to
learn how.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
To be a can't I could help you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I am going to say no, I'm sorry, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ah, Okay, I can't do that, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I can't fit that in there.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
This is big for you because I know you, like
you would like to think that you're going to be
able to do this, but when push comes to shove,
you end up doing things. You end up saying yes
and over committing yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I know, but I hadn't recognized I do that until now.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, I just go yes, yes, yes, And I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Not a yes man.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm not a pushover. I just want to do everything.
Everything sounds like fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You want to help the person that's asking you for help.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I am going to start saying I can't, you can,
and I'm going to say it five times a week
to start with, and then I'm going to ramp it up.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And would you like me to remind you throughout the month? Yes?
Like do you want a gentle reminder of like you're
committing to your yes.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
This rehabilitation process is going to start with me like
throwing things around with you, like, hey.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I've been asked to do this? Is that? Yeah? And
you are going to tell.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Me tell you straight you can't? Okay, all right, what's yours?
Mine's really simple and I hate to say it, but
I am going to be a tight ass. I need
to tighten the purse strings because we are approaching I
am approaching another euro holiday that I simply can't afford.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, and the last time you went, you had zero
on your credit card and you maxed it out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's a very different proposition to be leaving with a
maxed out credit card.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Having said that, why is there a story that I
saw on your Instagram account from yesterday with you dropping
off a heap of clothes at elegant dry clean?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I know that is not a man who means business.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So that's why for May I'm going to change and
I will do my own washing.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm going to check in with you on June the first,
and in the meantime this week, I'm going to introduce
you to my good friend, the teful Steamer.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's going to change your okay.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Olivia thirteen twenty four ten, Say good, I hello Olivia?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Hi? Hell? Are you what?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We are? So good? What is your intention for May? Well?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I need to desperately get a new job that I like. Okay,
trying to get a yet if you know what one
of those are?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
What yet about it?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yet?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Why you are tea?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that what people like? Meditating outside? Like your door.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
It's like a Mongolian tent.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, So how does that relate to a job.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
So I need fifteen thousand to get my yet I've
already got land to put it on, but I just
need that last last fifteen thousand to get my yat
to put on my land.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my god, I love this so much.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And will you turn this yurt into a business, Olivia.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Well, it's going to be my residence while I build
my home. My partner and I are trying to build
a hyper Adobe dome. I don't know if you know
what those are.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Now you were.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Cool, Olivia, this is very very cool.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, I'm going to be checking in with you in
one month and you're going to tell me how you're
going with A the job and b the bank balance.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, and Olivia, we're going to give you two hundred
dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways to go toward
that yurt.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Amazing, thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So how interesting Now the CHRISTISHO listeners, I love it. Monique.
What is your intention for May?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
My intention for May, Jack and Christy is to just
finish this month of Uni strong. So I'm finally back
at UNI after a thirteen year hiatus and I just
need to finish this semester and it finishes at the
end of May before I go on to nursing placements.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I'm going to get all of.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
My es and all of my exams and alright, finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know how to study? Is this a square you
per have?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Well, it's one that I've had to adapt over the
last eight weeks because it's been something that I haven't
done all so long.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
We can give you zero advice.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Because I've got a kid that I've got to kip
this in year eleven and I just say to him,
the hardest thing you'll ever do is open up the book.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Once you've done that, it's it's easy. Open the book, Monique,
do it tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Shall do two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday
gataways for you mine. Let's finish with Laura.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Laura.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I've just put it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Laura, what is your intention for the month of May.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Hello, guys, we'll give you in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Mine is very simple.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I've got to stop with the crackers and cheese and
the Easter eggs, followed by the Bailey after dinner every night.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Absolutely not authorized. You must keep doing that what's the
point of living without it?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right, or at least keep up the baileies, Laura alternate
the nights correct. Two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive
holiday getaways is on its way to you, Laura The
Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
There is a story that I love, sick it Brisbane Prison.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You reconds at a Brison.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean in bris Vegas is so old I've called
a brisin Now. It's had a brisy suburb called New Farm.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It wears New Farm into like in Tenery Valley. So
it's quite a nice Subbur's.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
A very nice suburb, beautiful, nice enough to have a pearl.
And there is a guy that has been caught on
Holly Stevens's CCTV footage in her backyard regularly using her
swimming pool as a little freshen up spot after a run.
Essentially open up the back gate, look inside the house,
(09:00):
check no one's home.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Jump in the pool. He's like sweaty, has sneakers on,
and he's running and then he's stretching in the pool
after a run, which is honestly very gross.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't think it's that gross.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean, we all know that there's so many chemicals
in a pool.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Also, I've seen this footage just now on the screen,
and it's not gross that he's sweat.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Probably he look he is a very good looking young man.
He is stretching in this cool water as if he's
a football player, pulling down.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He looks like a real athlete, doesn't he sword and
that back muscle will We're said.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
To objectify this pool stealer.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
The thing is this.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
There's a couple of scenes in at a where he
looks straight down the lens of the closed circuit television.
He knows he's being filmed and gives not two jots.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He takes his.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Time, he walks in with the casualness of a homeowner.
At one point he his eyes glance a skance and
he clocks a sauna and he doesn't get into it.
And I think that that is the next step for him,
that is a sauna. I'm surprised, to be honest, that
(10:13):
he doesn't finish off. He's stolen wellbeing routine with a
little sauna in there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Like, what a beautiful free wellness center for this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Also, I love that when he's entering the backyard, he's
got sonus wireless headphones in his hand. He's clearly like
he's got that saw. I've just had a run, feeling
bro make use of the red light sauna.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Jack, I'm looking at it now.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
He is completely relaxed. That person's backyard, there's a.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Little squeeze through the window to see what else is happening.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In Then one's creepy that one gives serial kill of ice.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He's just making sure old mate Holly's not home.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Oh, actually no, it's the mustache that's giving serial killer.
Now here's the thing. This used to happen in the
eighties all the time. Really yeah, and it was absolutely fine.
My friend who I just went away to Bali with
was saying, because I'm just remember something. We were talking
about how we were just like out all day as
kids and our parents didn't even know where we were.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It was like see adel.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Anyway, she said, my parents never knew where I was.
And there was a neighborhood family that had a pool
and if I was bored, I would just walk over
open the gate, walk in and have a swim.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh wow, I know, And I'm like that never.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Happens, and then bang, this is all over.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Nine News This also reminds me swannye of a TikToker
I love. I think her name is Lena and she
last year. I haven't seen much of her content this year,
but last year she would go around I think it
was Melbourne, and then she moved to Sydney, breaking into
hotels what and she would film the experience and she
always would get away with it well in to hotel
(11:47):
pool for example, the Crown, she would get into Crown.
I think she's done Crown Melbourne and Crown Sydney and
find her out.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
To the top white pas and stuff she has just.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
She would have ways. Let me find some. I'll even
let's maybe try and try go down when she.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Used that pool that she was unauthorized to do so
in was she as relaxed as this guy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, okay, I need to speak to this woman.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And she'd ask the staff for a towel.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Have a chart, Oh my god, more front than maya.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Mother's Days around the corner and we have you sort
it this mother's day.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Skip the sweets.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It gets something that sparkles.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now that's a gift to remember.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Head to Bebels dot com are you and bring in
the link.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Swan spuckle song.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Oh yes, nothing says I love you and thank you
for cleaning the skid marks off my underpants for fifteen years.
Sixteen years than the diamond from Bevil huge.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't think we've ever given away such a bougie prize.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We have either.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
We have in our hot little hands a tennis bracelet
with seven carrots of lab grown imonds in sterling, silver
and platinum. So you know it's good. Its valued at
nearly six thousand dollars. Wow, from Bebel's six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Imagine taking that home to your wife or mom on
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Un Believable's very easy to win too.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hello Stewart, Hello dam how are we good?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Good people call you stew.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Or Stewie, Stewie. I'll go Stewie.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I Stewie is a very friendly name. Who would
you like to win this for?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And also no judgment if you're going to get it
resized to fit your giant man ristive, that's Stewie.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
There will be for my wife's mother of my two children. Wow,
she does it does a cracking job and get me
in the good books a Reagan.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh Mike, are you joking? It will get you a
whole volume. How old are your kids?
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Three and five? So Cafe eight the Rippers.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But yeah, this would make her year, Stuart.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yes, yeah, looking get her for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And this is how it is going to worksheet. We're
going to play you with song that really needs a
little sparkle up.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's going to be dull.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It's going to be like a dirty old rock and
you are going to turn it into a diamond by
guessing what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Are you ready now?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
If you guess correctly, Stuart, this is good news for
you because just forgetting that right today, you will win
a pair of diamond stud earrings from Bevels though you'
don at one hundred dollars, and you will then go
in the running for the diamond tennis bracelet on Friday.
So we're going to win out the winner of the
diamond tennis bracelet Friday. But the key here is to
be quick, Swanni.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
You gotta be quick because we're timing you the quickest.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The quickest wins the bracelet. All right, ready it let's.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Go love story Taylor Swift, No half right, keep it going?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, yes, Juan Plea.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh you are going to play my friend because that
is a half carrot pair of Diamond Stars limited edition.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
If you don't hardly mind for you.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
So you've already got Mother's Day sorded and you are
officially in the running for this unbelievable six thousand dollars
lab grown Diamond tennis bracelet.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Thanks to Bevils fantastic, Thank you guys, forget Thanks Stuart.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Hopefully we're chatting to your Friday mate, and if you
would like to crack at this competition, register your details
via the Nova Player app.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The Chrissy Swan Show, It's time to go clicking Jack.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Chrissy's Clickbait.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
There has been so many stories over the last two
weeks that I've wanted to talk to you about. We're
going to dedicate an entire segment pretty much every day
this week, really to the catch.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Up SMTD will happen.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
After much to discuss.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Let's kick off with something else is kicking off. Beyonce's
Cowboy Carter Tour is kicking off at so Far Stadium.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I love that name.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
What does it stand for South South something south? Anyway,
we'll work that out. It is called the Cowboy Car
and the Rodeo Chitlin Circuit Tour. Yeah, yeah, it is
going to be epic. I cannot wait for the footage
to start or coming out.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm glad you said footage because I thought you were
going to say for her to announce an Australian leg
of the tour, and I just don't think that's going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You really don't. Why not?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I think her shows are so expensive, and I know
so Taylor Swift's and you know, other artists, but I
just don't think Beyonce dare I say it is enough
to really to come in here? I don't know, I
feel I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I would love to go.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I would love to say, have you ever seen a lit?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, either of my housemate's going to London to see it.
That's how much of.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Course he is.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
The Only thing is I'd a huge fan of Cowboy
Cart at the concept.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't want to see the other.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Stuff the Renaissance Tour would have been and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It is going to be amazing.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
On the other side of the coin, Perry, Katy Perry
is in Struggletown all right, so look in faness. She
has sold out here in Australia, we're mad for it.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
She's done well.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Not so in the US. Her US states have barely sold.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
That is alarming.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So her first American stock, which really should be like
she's kicking off in Houston, that should be absolutely sold
out because people would have an appetite to see it
before it comes to them.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Before we see it all over to exactly nine months.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It is not even half sold.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's grim.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It is so grim.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
The the thing is, it kicks off on May seven.
What is the footage that we've been seeing.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
She's in Mexico at the moment, of course.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
If we're talking about the American because I got to
be honest, I mean the word as Stetford comes to mind,
and I'm talking year nine, and.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That's insulting to the units. They have more talent than
going on. I don't know. It is so half baked.
The choreography. It's as if it's a joke. But I
don't think it is. The choreography is laughable. She's got
a light saber. At one point she is trying to
be pink flying get down, like what are you doing
up there?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But I think it's for me. It's like the goofy persona.
That's happening like.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh there's my leg, oh my hand. It's bizarre.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's targeted for nine year olds.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's not need us to be like a world class
act in Minneapolis, which is a very big city in
America where she is from. She hasn't even sold a
third of the stadium. This could be an absolute disaster
for Catherine.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
A massive disaster for Catherine. And thinking about ticket holders
that have bought tickets. If I was watching it on TikTok,
I'd be chucking them on the equivalent of Tixel to
get rid of them, because why do we need to
You've seen how bad it is online.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Facebook Marketplace must go today. I'll leave him at the
garage door.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I figure up the freight, just.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Like the good person said, should have got a Specsavers.
I went to Specsavers yesterday and I picked up all
sorts of bits and bobs which I'm going to be
testing out for you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I love it. That's your first stop when getting back
from BALI.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's very very important.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
It is important, biz, Hey, what else is important?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's important to know how much a dozen eggs cost?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
And Dutton found out the hard way when he was
asking the great debate, how much will it set you
back for a dozen googies?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Mister Dutton, do you know how much they cost?
Speaker 9 (19:55):
About four dollars twenty?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
About four dollars twenty. I mean, look, he is all
right in about nineteen seventy seven. You're out of touch, mate,
I'm out of time. And do you know what else?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
This is a little note to your advisors. Anyone with
any idea about the world today, about Australia today, would
have known that they were going to be asked about eggs.
A normal person knows that eggs are a thing. You
can't get them. There was a strike, there was some
sort of av and flu. You could only have a
(20:29):
limit of you know, two dozen at a time. All
of that, Your advisors don't should have told you this
was coming.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
All I could picture last night when I watched that
live was his advisor or her in the corner, just dying,
dying around to swallow them whole dying.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Also, ten dollars fifty I paid yesterday.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Did you I think sometimes you're up to like thirteen bucks?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yes, I didn't get the expensive ones. I bought a
mids some mid range googs.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You're usually bougie with the eggs, but you got to
take you get right, speaking of eggs before four o'clock.
Poling Now is going to join us live in the
studio because Master Chef returns tonight. It's their seventeenth season, unbelievable.
We're also going to be doing SMTD because it's our
first day back live after a couple of weeks. And man,
(21:17):
we've got stuff to discuss so much. Next though, Chrissy's Quizy.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's been a while since I've given away one of
these be bears.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Chrissy's Quizzy just came back from Balley with two of
my oldest school friends, Tours and Joe. And if you
think that I did not arrive with a bum bag
for the meat and I've said good, please go out
into the streets and see how you feel.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
One of them, in particular, Tory, took to it like
a duck to water. Did she Oh my god, my
my hands are free. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Does the Great Rebecca Thompson, another one of your besties,
to she rock a bumbag?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
No? No, yes, my Queen Beck.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Let's give away this bum bag. We've watch Chavonne allon
Hire Good. Are you sick of people's misspelling your name
with the.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
B and the H?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I feel like I'm used to at this point I
know you would be.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
In fact, yours was the first sort of there's all
sorts of Irish spellings now that are confusing a new generation,
but yours was one of the first that I came across.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Definitely, Yeah, you're the og. Hello, Lauren, Hey, Chrissy, what
are you going to put in your bum bag?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I'm going to Japan soon. I'm going to pop my
passport in there.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And Hannah, I tell you, the bum bag is an
absolute game changer when you're traveling, game changer. Good chat,
all right, girls, This is how works to your names
and your buzzes. The minute you know the answer, you
got to say, John, are you gotta say? And then
we will tell you whether you're right or wrong. Whoever's
(22:51):
got the most right answers three best of five, first
three gets the bum bag Question number one. During Love
Night's election debate, Peter Dutton did not know the price
of one yes.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
E correct. Incidentally, Chevann, how much was the last dozen
you paid for.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh, I haven't heard in forever.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They're out of my price bracket.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Ha ha.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
They wouldn't be if they were four dollars twenty, which
is what Done said they were worth. Question number two
one hundred thousand is followed by how many zeros?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Helloy, Lauren sick.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
One can't give it to you because you got it wrong,
then you got it right? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, that's how we play. All right, let's just go
on to question number two three.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
As Yeah, that's how we play.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's because I forgot the rules.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh and I was going one.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Currently, we've got Chavon on the scoreboard with one point
on the score Poard score poor.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
We're rusty.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Seventeen years ago to day, Katie Perry released this song
what is it?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Kiss the Girl?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I have it?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Maybe that should be my June's resolution to.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Kiss a chick. We could do a full story arc
that you like, decide that you're going to be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I've changed my mind. I'm looking at Tom and he
pointed to himself. Tom. I hated to tell you this,
but you are a man.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yes, you look like Katie Lang, but you are a
male Oh my.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
God, I've got some gooss on Katie Lang. Oh really,
she's in Australia and she went out for dinner with
one of the Veronicas.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I never know who's her, Jess or Lisa.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
We get it?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It was?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Let's move on.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Question numberfore series seventeen, of which Australian reality a TV
show returns this marry it, Yes, Laura, it is mass chef,
and the beautiful Poe, who is a great success story
contestant versus turning into the judge, is going to be
on the show before the end.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Question five, This is for the win. Chevon.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I really can't speak to you neither. It's tough. We've
got to do these once.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Van Morrison, Hello, Van, you didn't expect to be on
the Christy Swan Show, right, Van Morrison famously saying about
a girl with what color?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Are yes? Chavonne brown eye? Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Do we go.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Marines? Who doesn't?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
How goods? Van Morrison?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So good?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You have won yourself that a limited edition that A
did that limited edition bum bag. But as it's our
first day back and I'm feeling generous, I'm going to
send you both to the movies, to the accountant, to oh.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
How great the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
We have been off air for two weeks, and the
amount of times that I wanted to call you and go,
what is this and till me everything?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, and we have so much discussed. It's Quissy and Jack,
we have so much to discuss.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
SMTD is what we say to each other. Oh fair,
And now we brought it on air, and I couldn't
be happier. I've got a whole list in my phone
and I've selected one about beyond Sy's mum, Tina, who's
released a book called Matriarch, and I found out something
about her that I.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Didn't know and I want to talk to you about it.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Okay, But in the meantime, my first SMTD was Jojo
Sewah and Kath Ebbs, and I feel like we must
talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
We must cover this.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Off because I saw a little snippet this morning and
I thought that Kath was going to be talking about
the Mickey Rourke thing. You know, JoJo's in Celebrity Big
Brother and there was a big Mickey Rourke thing, and
then she started her monologue talking about Oh, I've been
quiet about this for a while, and I thought, oh good,
I'm going to get the partner's take on what it
(26:57):
was like watching your beloved person on television being torn
you on by Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Three weeks go. Wait, so you've only just learned about
the Jojo and Chris Hughes scenario.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Who's Chris Hughes.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
This is the guy that she's been canoodling with?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The guy?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yes, so as soon as you let's start at the
very big beginning. The last thing you were correct we
did speak about was Mickey Rourke being a dog to Jojo.
He got booted out. See you later, Mickey. Okay, I
actually forgot that he was even on it. And then
over the last two weeks, TikTok has just been in
meltdown over the fact Jojo seemingly is into this guy
(27:38):
Chris Hughes.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Who's Chris Hughes.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
He was on Love Island over in the UK, and Chris,
in my opinion, is even more into Jojo than she
is into him. They would, as you would know very
well in Big Brother, the lights go down in the
house in the bedroom, yes, but there's still black and
white vision, there's still night vision, and they kissing and
stuff or they'd be he'd be giving her a back massage,
(28:00):
and they'd be writing each other's secret notes, and it
started to become quite uncomfortable. Viewing it was kind of
giving Dreu and Tully from Big Brother in twenty the
good old days. Anyway, everyone is like, what is Kat's
take on this? What's Kat's opinion on this? She stayed silent,
which I thought was really Kat.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Is JoJo's partner. They've come together for years now, or
a year at least.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, they yes, they have been. And Kath went over
for the finale and they were backstage waiting for Jojo
At the after party, they found out from Jojo that
they've been dumped. I so what Kath thought like a
(28:43):
lot of I think she was hoping that it was
just sort of reality tvbs, but it wasn't. There was
clearly some feelings there for Jojo with Chris and JoJo's confused.
Kath took to TikTok and spoke about this, but has
since deleted the video. But I've got a little bit
of it here.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
To my attention that everything we sort of saw unfold
on what I thought was a fake reality show was
in fact laced in a lot of truth, which has
been probably one of the most craziest, intense, awful, horrific
experiences I've ever probably gone through in my adult life.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I bet so.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
What is the conclusion Jojo Siwa is now single?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And is she going to pursue a relationship with Chris Hugh.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Well, the most recent update, and I'm talking over the
last two hours, is Chris has introduced Jojo seeing this
photo to his family and friends in the UK and
uploaded a photo, and Jojo has done another TikTok talking
about how she wants to stay in the UK but
poor Cath they're over there in the UK.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
He is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Here's my sort of take on it. Given we met
Jojo Swani, I think JoJo's an extremely smart girl and
she knows how reality TV works, which makes it almost worse.
She would have known the Big Brother producers while honing
in on this storyline.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But plus she we only know her because she was
on Reality.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah and Dance, so it just feels like she didn't
really have Cath in mind when being on the show.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Look, it'll all become apparent, but thank you so much
for explaining that to me. I'm going to go away
and really think about this and maybe make a voodoo
doll and cast a spell. We're gonna have to talk
about beyondce Noles's mum later. Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show,
and it was a big yes when we were offered polling.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yew hey, welcome back to our studios and welcome back
to our screens. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I think I might have asked publicity to see if
they could, you know, get me in here, because you
were my number one.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You don't need to ask to ask.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Now.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Every time I see the words mass to Chef Australia,
Back to Win, I hear the dulce tones of our
Lord and Savior John Farnham singing.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
This time I'm playing to doing And I.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Feel like we need to get rid of Katie Perry
and and she's gone, but we need to eraise her
from our memories.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
On many levels. But I think we need to campaign
for John Farnham to be the same there we are
in it.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
How sympathetic are you to these contestants coming back to
play to win?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Very I wish I was them, Yeah, because you're very famous,
Master Chef loser.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Not sympathetic empathetic. Yeah, I am. I am one of
the famous. I mean, it's hard to believe that you
didn't win it, isn't it extraordinary?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yes, it's there so much at play, you know, that's
the thing about it that's so fascinating about the competition.
I mean every day us judges will look on to
a challenge that that's just been set and we take
our punts, and half the time we're wrong because it
just you know, someone can go into a challenge with
(32:10):
something that is like their strength, yeah, and failed ismally
because they thought they had it in the bag and
they just they just missed it.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's volatile, Yes, it's a volatile environment. You've been there,
Yes I have, And I forgot the bacon in the
bacon challenge.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
See what an idiot you said this week? Part I
think it was to news dot Com that you actually
prefer being a contestant that a judge. I do. Was
publicity mad at you.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
No, I keep saying it over and over again because
it's the truth. It's really hard being a judge.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I get that, I do. I understand that I do.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
And you know you must be missing categories well, challenges
like make a cupcakeh Like, can you believe the like
evolution of Master Chef?
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
That was a challenge.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, and also because this year is back to win.
Some of the contestants like Laura, Sarah and Callum they're
in it for the third time and they've all got
They've got like about fifteen restaurants between them.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, and Steph de Souza. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
There.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I follow her on Instagram. She does great stuff. I
didn't even know that she was from Master Chef.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I saw her on the posters last night when I
was walking into the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh my god, is she a Master Cheffer?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Love?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Well, we've been tuning in tonight seven thirty pm on
ten and ten Play.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
And you're also po at six pm in case one
show wasn't enough and you want deal on no deal, deal.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Or no deal. I am paying for my favorite charity yellery. Great.
The most confusing thing about that show is that it's
based on vibes.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
So true, someone makes tell me there's a little bit
of a thing to it.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And but I went with race. I started with Race.
I picked all my people first. I went with a car.
I'm going to take her all ash.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And it worked too.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You were playing sort of racist guess who. Yeah, and
then I went with the white man with a mustache.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh my, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Grant did say that. He says, you're not playing guests
who mate.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I just can't believe that the whole thing is based
on I've just got a vibe that this is one
hundred thousand dollars and sometimes people are right.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's so fun. It was really really fun, Jack, I
need to cover off hummingbird cake.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh yes. I came into Swany the other day poet
and I said, Poe made this epic cake. I'd never
heard of a hummingbird cake and I saw it on
your Instagram and Christy said, they're one of my favorite cakes.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
It's essentially a fancy banana cake. Okay, okay, so banana
cake and then you add walnuts and then you have.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Crushed pineapples. This is there. It's like a carrot without
the carrot.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
You know what You're right now, Whilst we're on the
topic of food on TikTok at the moment and on
my Instagram, I feel like it's sort of been happening
over the last six months to a year. Everyone is
just obsessed with protein meals, right, and I'm getting fed
protein this there's a protein version of this, yoga eat
this version of protein. As someone that's been cooking and
in the world of food for so long, what's your
take on this protein obsession.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
I hate gimmicks, and I feel like, not only that,
however you've been raised. I feel like your gut biome
tells you what I feel like. It's geared to eat
what you've been You've you've grown up with. So you know,
when people go, oh, don't eat you know, too much rice,
I mean, mate, I'm made of it. It did me fine,
(35:36):
you know.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I mean I will sometimes if I feel like.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I sometimes I oh, my gosh, I can go ham
on carbs. I love carbs, so but if I eat
just too much of it, I do get really bloated.
So I'll just you know, alternate with a little bit
of protein.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
But how I go with it is just by feel.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I know, like, if I've eaten something really rich, I'll
eat some.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Other than it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You know, it's like deal or no deal. You just
go with the vibe, go with the vibes. Internal ideal. Yeah,
before we go I want to play around of this.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Oh no, hell no, Well, let's go let's go with
Poe hell no, or let's go okay with po I'm
gonna give you three things, and you've got to say
if it's a hell no, or if it's a let's
go mac and cheese in a box.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Ah, neutral, that's not part of it, is it. It's
not hell no?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Or let's go, let's go, let's go okay, let's go
clocks hell no, or let's go let's go okay.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Nice. Well, you are a cook, that's that's the Yeah,
that's the uniform. Yeah, let's finish with election day democracy sausage.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Because it's coming up.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It is coming ready or not?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Sunday is Saturday?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Hell no, it's a very unpopular thing for me. That's no.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I do like it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You don't like it?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Do you like sausage in any of your meals? Like
a curried sausage to you?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, okay, it's just in the not in the breas
not a bad okay.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah, thanks for joining us at poet ling Yao a
catcher on Mustership Australia back tonight seven thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Thanks for having me love you long time the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I've loved being back at work, so I can't wait
for tomorrow. Jame Swan, we need to talk about Elizabeth Hurley.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I mean pressure that a loaf of bread out of
the baker's delight oven this story.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I thought it was April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Elizabeth Hurley has posted a photograph on her own instagracram,
so you know that it's true, of her being cuddled
from behind leaning against a tree with Billy Ray Cyrus
and it's entitled Tennessee Weekend. Now gross, I'm sorry if
that was me in the front there, like let's superimpose
Toody's face.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
On there with that thing in the background like the
villain from the ring. I would call the police, you would.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
And the reason is I have not forgotten the recent
memory of him at Trump's inauguration.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Let me hear, I don't take my hold down road
a girl, ra.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I don't take.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Remember he's like kicking his foot, that is it.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
That is a huge auditorium. He was barely compassmentous.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
And she's allegedly in a relationship with him.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is that crazy for me to know, I think that's crazy.
I love Elizabeth Hurley and I know she still I don't.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I don't I love her, No, I don't. I don't
love her.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
But he's crazy. Diana Paine from Gossip Girl, she was iconic,
and I know she's still in touch with the Worn kids.
She has a beautiful relationship with the Worn kids. Yeah,
so no, Liza is a good gal. You can definitely
take that back.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I love her.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
You can do better than this cooked unit. Remember you
had to ask the audience to help him sing achy,
break your heart to me, because he may know the
words to ache you break your heart child a little bit.
Check check you know what? Hell, just stab your fingers.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Just there's another photograph of them leaning up against a
country paling fence. He's got the most magnificent lady hair
going on and a set of beast bunny eels.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I mean, come on, No, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
No, that is not good.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Now. I wanted to talk to you about a fact
that I found out about Beyoncenols's mum, and it's almost
a it's an s mt des we haven't seen each
other for two weeks, but it's also I was today
years old.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
When I worked it out.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Did you know I read a headline because she's released
his book the mum called matriarch.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
She's a bit of yourself.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I mean, let's leave that to Chris Jenna.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I agree, Do you know what I mean? Who's the
bigger matri Chris Jenna?
Speaker 3 (40:01):
For sure. I understand Beyonce's Beyonce, but Chris is a
matriarch for like seven stars.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh my god, I just remembered. We haven't talked about Kanye.
We're saying you should have married Preparis Hilton.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I know tomorrow will have the song he wrote about
his cousin.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
We're never going to run out of We're never going
to run out of things to talk about. But did
you know that?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Beyonce's mum refers to Kelly Rowland as her daughter. No, exactly,
She says, I raised all of my children differently. I
looked at them very differently. All all three have very
different personalities, and I'm like three, she said, got Beyonce
and so long. No, she refers to Kelly Rowland as
(40:47):
her daughter. She raised her from grade four.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Really, why didn't we know this?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Wow? That's super interesting. Yes, saying that for the boys I.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Raised all three daughters differently is extraordinary to me.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
She has a Chris Chloe and Courtney, a Kim Chloe
and Courtney.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
She does I want to know. I want to know
what about Killie Rowland's real mum. She must be sad
that she's not involved. The matriarch is not referring.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
To her regularly. Tim and Joel are with you. Next,
have a beautiful Monday night, Swannee Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Dore you
Yes, it's a Christy swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello, I'm chopping out of my skin to be here today.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So am I, Swanny, welcome back to work.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You know, I was flooded within dolphins before I even
walked into the office today because I've had two weeks
in bali A. You know that how much I love it,
and it was just so great to be there. But
b I was there with my sister and two school
friends from when we were at primary school kids. So
I've been listening to yacht rock eighties blah blah blah.
(00:35):
Get in the car today. My car is always locked
on no, but I haven't driven it for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was like Billie Eilish, Yes, So I was rocking
out all the way in. And how exciting is this
Bruno Mars comp I.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Know, and Swanny, we'll be making that lucky call to
that lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Winner, Very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We have a jam packed show. Polin Yo's going to
join us live in the studio after three o'clock because
Master Chef returns to our screen tonight, swanee, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
A good one.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm so glad that it's a returning cast of people
we already know because Lord knows, I don't have the
ment of real estate to.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Be introduced to fifteen new people.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I hear ah. Before three o'clock we're going to be
doing Swan Sparkle song. Yes, someone is going to win
a diamond tennis bracelet on Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
It is prize Central here. But thirteen twenty four ten,
it is Monday. It's time to say gooday to us.
And today we are going to set our intentions for May.
It is coming, like it or not. And I've really
enjoyed working through the intentions you set for me.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
At the start of few year months ago.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So let's all get on board, talk about what we
want to achieve for the next month.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And we're going to check in with you in a
month's time.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
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Speaker 4 (02:12):
Sayday Yes, Friends, thirteen twenty four to ten, call me
and say good ay, because today is the twenty eighth
of April. But in a few days it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Be Ma, it's gonna be May.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And you changed my life earlier on this year, Jack,
I don't do news resolutions.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
A year is a long time, I forget right.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But I could do the resolutions slash intentions that you
set for me because it was short.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like a month. Do that, and the ones you
set for me.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Were And I asked you to remind me over the holiday,
eat out at a restaurant at least once a fortnight,
post on Instagram at least three times a week, got
to work on that, serve a look at least once
a week.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Absolutely nailed that last week.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I have nailed that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
But I need some new ones for me, okay, And
I'm going to set one for me, and then you're
going to check in with me in four weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
On the first of June. I like this, I am
going to be a can't excuse me. I'm going to
learn how.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
To be a can't I could help you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I am going to say no, I'm sorry, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ah, Okay, I can't do that, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I can't fit that in there.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
This is big for you because I know you, like
you would like to think that you're going to be
able to do this, but when push comes to shove,
you end up doing things. You end up saying yes
and over committing yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I know, but I hadn't recognized I do that until now.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, I just go yes, yes, yes, And I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Not a yes man.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm not a pushover. I just want to do everything.
Everything sounds like fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You want to help the person that's asking you for help.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I am going to start saying I can't, you can,
and I'm going to say it five times a week
to start with, and then I'm going to ramp it up.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And would you like me to remind you throughout the month? Yes?
Like do you want a gentle reminder of like you're
committing to your yes.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
This rehabilitation process is going to start with me like
throwing things around with you, like, hey.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I've been asked to do this? Is that? Yeah? And
you are going to tell.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Me tell you straight you can't? Okay, all right, what's yours?
Mine's really simple and I hate to say it, but
I am going to be a tight ass. I need
to tighten the purse strings because we are approaching I
am approaching another euro holiday that I simply can't afford.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, and the last time you went, you had zero
on your credit card and you maxed it out.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's a very different proposition to be leaving with a
maxed out credit card.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Having said that, why is there a story that I
saw on your Instagram account from yesterday with you dropping
off a heap of clothes at elegant dry clean?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I know that is not a man who means business.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So that's why for May I'm going to change and
I will do my own washing.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm going to check in with you on June the first,
and in the meantime this week, I'm going to introduce
you to my good friend, the teful Steamer.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's going to change your okay.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Olivia thirteen twenty four ten, Say good, I hello Olivia?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Hi? Hell? Are you what?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We are? So good? What is your intention for May? Well?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I need to desperately get a new job that I like. Okay,
trying to get a yet if you know what one
of those are?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
What yet about it?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yet?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Why you are tea?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that what people like? Meditating outside? Like your door.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
It's like a Mongolian tent.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, So how does that relate to a job.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
So I need fifteen thousand to get my yet I've
already got land to put it on, but I just
need that last last fifteen thousand to get my yat
to put on my land.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my god, I love this so much.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And will you turn this yurt into a business, Olivia.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Well, it's going to be my residence while I build
my home. My partner and I are trying to build
a hyper Adobe dome. I don't know if you know
what those are.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Now you were.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Cool, Olivia, this is very very cool.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, I'm going to be checking in with you in
one month and you're going to tell me how you're
going with A the job and b the bank balance.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, and Olivia, we're going to give you two hundred
dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways to go toward
that yurt.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Amazing, thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So how interesting Now the CHRISTISHO listeners, I love it. Monique.
What is your intention for May?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
My intention for May, Jack and Christy is to just
finish this month of Uni strong. So I'm finally back
at UNI after a thirteen year hiatus and I just
need to finish this semester and it finishes at the
end of May before I go on to nursing placements.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I'm going to get all of.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
My es and all of my exams and alright, finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know how to study? Is this a square you
per have?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Well, it's one that I've had to adapt over the
last eight weeks because it's been something that I haven't
done all so long.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
We can give you zero advice.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Because I've got a kid that I've got to kip
this in year eleven and I just say to him,
the hardest thing you'll ever do is open up the book.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Once you've done that, it's it's easy. Open the book, Monique,
do it tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Shall do two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday
gataways for you mine. Let's finish with Laura.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Laura.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I've just put it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Laura, what is your intention for the month of May.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Hello, guys, we'll give you in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Mine is very simple.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I've got to stop with the crackers and cheese and
the Easter eggs, followed by the Bailey after dinner every night.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Absolutely not authorized. You must keep doing that what's the
point of living without it?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right, or at least keep up the baileies, Laura alternate
the nights correct. Two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive
holiday getaways is on its way to you, Laura The
Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
There is a story that I love, sick it Brisbane Prison.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You reconds at a Brison.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean in bris Vegas is so old I've called
a brisin Now. It's had a brisy suburb called New Farm.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It wears New Farm into like in Tenery Valley. So
it's quite a nice Subbur's.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
A very nice suburb, beautiful, nice enough to have a pearl.
And there is a guy that has been caught on
Holly Stevens's CCTV footage in her backyard regularly using her
swimming pool as a little freshen up spot after a run.
Essentially open up the back gate, look inside the house,
(09:00):
check no one's home.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Jump in the pool. He's like sweaty, has sneakers on,
and he's running and then he's stretching in the pool
after a run, which is honestly very gross.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't think it's that gross.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean, we all know that there's so many chemicals
in a pool.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Also, I've seen this footage just now on the screen,
and it's not gross that he's sweat.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Probably he look he is a very good looking young man.
He is stretching in this cool water as if he's
a football player, pulling down.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He looks like a real athlete, doesn't he sword and
that back muscle will We're said.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
To objectify this pool stealer.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
The thing is this.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
There's a couple of scenes in at a where he
looks straight down the lens of the closed circuit television.
He knows he's being filmed and gives not two jots.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He takes his.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Time, he walks in with the casualness of a homeowner.
At one point he his eyes glance a skance and
he clocks a sauna and he doesn't get into it.
And I think that that is the next step for him,
that is a sauna. I'm surprised, to be honest, that
(10:13):
he doesn't finish off. He's stolen wellbeing routine with a
little sauna in there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Like, what a beautiful free wellness center for this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Also, I love that when he's entering the backyard, he's
got sonus wireless headphones in his hand. He's clearly like
he's got that saw. I've just had a run, feeling
bro make use of the red light sauna.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Jack, I'm looking at it now.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
He is completely relaxed. That person's backyard, there's a.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Little squeeze through the window to see what else is happening.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In Then one's creepy that one gives serial kill of ice.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He's just making sure old mate Holly's not home.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Oh, actually no, it's the mustache that's giving serial killer.
Now here's the thing. This used to happen in the
eighties all the time. Really yeah, and it was absolutely fine.
My friend who I just went away to Bali with
was saying, because I'm just remember something. We were talking
about how we were just like out all day as
kids and our parents didn't even know where we were.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It was like see adel.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Anyway, she said, my parents never knew where I was.
And there was a neighborhood family that had a pool
and if I was bored, I would just walk over
open the gate, walk in and have a swim.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh wow, I know, And I'm like that never.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Happens, and then bang, this is all over.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Nine News This also reminds me swannye of a TikToker
I love. I think her name is Lena and she
last year. I haven't seen much of her content this year,
but last year she would go around I think it
was Melbourne, and then she moved to Sydney, breaking into
hotels what and she would film the experience and she
always would get away with it well in to hotel
(11:47):
pool for example, the Crown, she would get into Crown.
I think she's done Crown Melbourne and Crown Sydney and
find her out.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
To the top white pas and stuff she has just.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
She would have ways. Let me find some. I'll even
let's maybe try and try go down when she.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Used that pool that she was unauthorized to do so
in was she as relaxed as this guy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, okay, I need to speak to this woman.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And she'd ask the staff for a towel.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Have a chart, Oh my god, more front than maya.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Mother's Days around the corner and we have you sort
it this mother's day.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Skip the sweets.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It gets something that sparkles.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now that's a gift to remember.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Head to Bebels dot com are you and bring in
the link.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Swan spuckle song.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Oh yes, nothing says I love you and thank you
for cleaning the skid marks off my underpants for fifteen years.
Sixteen years than the diamond from Bevil huge.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't think we've ever given away such a bougie prize.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We have either.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
We have in our hot little hands a tennis bracelet
with seven carrots of lab grown imonds in sterling, silver
and platinum. So you know it's good. Its valued at
nearly six thousand dollars. Wow, from Bebel's six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Imagine taking that home to your wife or mom on
Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Un Believable's very easy to win too.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hello Stewart, Hello dam how are we good?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Good people call you stew.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Or Stewie, Stewie. I'll go Stewie.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I Stewie is a very friendly name. Who would
you like to win this for?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And also no judgment if you're going to get it
resized to fit your giant man ristive, that's Stewie.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
There will be for my wife's mother of my two children. Wow,
she does it does a cracking job and get me
in the good books a Reagan.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh Mike, are you joking? It will get you a
whole volume. How old are your kids?
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Three and five? So Cafe eight the Rippers.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But yeah, this would make her year, Stuart.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yes, yeah, looking get her for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And this is how it is going to worksheet. We're
going to play you with song that really needs a
little sparkle up.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's going to be dull.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It's going to be like a dirty old rock and
you are going to turn it into a diamond by
guessing what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Are you ready now?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
If you guess correctly, Stuart, this is good news for
you because just forgetting that right today, you will win
a pair of diamond stud earrings from Bevels though you'
don at one hundred dollars, and you will then go
in the running for the diamond tennis bracelet on Friday.
So we're going to win out the winner of the
diamond tennis bracelet Friday. But the key here is to
be quick, Swanni.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
You gotta be quick because we're timing you the quickest.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The quickest wins the bracelet. All right, ready it let's.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Go love story Taylor Swift, No half right, keep it going?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, yes, Juan Plea.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh you are going to play my friend because that
is a half carrot pair of Diamond Stars limited edition.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
If you don't hardly mind for you.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
So you've already got Mother's Day sorded and you are
officially in the running for this unbelievable six thousand dollars
lab grown Diamond tennis bracelet.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Thanks to Bevils fantastic, Thank you guys, forget Thanks Stuart.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Hopefully we're chatting to your Friday mate, and if you
would like to crack at this competition, register your details
via the Nova Player app.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The Chrissy Swan Show, It's time to go clicking Jack.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Chrissy's Clickbait.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
There has been so many stories over the last two
weeks that I've wanted to talk to you about. We're
going to dedicate an entire segment pretty much every day
this week, really to the catch.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Up SMTD will happen.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
After much to discuss.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Let's kick off with something else is kicking off. Beyonce's
Cowboy Carter Tour is kicking off at so Far Stadium.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I love that name.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
What does it stand for South South something south? Anyway,
we'll work that out. It is called the Cowboy Car
and the Rodeo Chitlin Circuit Tour. Yeah, yeah, it is
going to be epic. I cannot wait for the footage
to start or coming out.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm glad you said footage because I thought you were
going to say for her to announce an Australian leg
of the tour, and I just don't think that's going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You really don't. Why not?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I think her shows are so expensive, and I know
so Taylor Swift's and you know, other artists, but I
just don't think Beyonce dare I say it is enough
to really to come in here? I don't know, I
feel I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I would love to go.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I would love to say, have you ever seen a lit?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
No, either of my housemate's going to London to see it.
That's how much of.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Course he is.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
The Only thing is I'd a huge fan of Cowboy
Cart at the concept.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't want to see the other.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Stuff the Renaissance Tour would have been and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It is going to be amazing.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
On the other side of the coin, Perry, Katy Perry
is in Struggletown all right, so look in faness. She
has sold out here in Australia, we're mad for it.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
She's done well.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Not so in the US. Her US states have barely sold.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
That is alarming.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So her first American stock, which really should be like
she's kicking off in Houston, that should be absolutely sold
out because people would have an appetite to see it
before it comes to them.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Before we see it all over to exactly nine months.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It is not even half sold.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's grim.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It is so grim.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
The the thing is, it kicks off on May seven.
What is the footage that we've been seeing.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
She's in Mexico at the moment, of course.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
If we're talking about the American because I got to
be honest, I mean the word as Stetford comes to mind,
and I'm talking year nine, and.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
That's insulting to the units. They have more talent than
going on. I don't know. It is so half baked.
The choreography. It's as if it's a joke. But I
don't think it is. The choreography is laughable. She's got
a light saber. At one point she is trying to
be pink flying get down, like what are you doing
up there?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But I think it's for me. It's like the goofy persona.
That's happening like.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh there's my leg, oh my hand. It's bizarre.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's targeted for nine year olds.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's not need us to be like a world class
act in Minneapolis, which is a very big city in
America where she is from. She hasn't even sold a
third of the stadium. This could be an absolute disaster
for Catherine.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
A massive disaster for Catherine. And thinking about ticket holders
that have bought tickets. If I was watching it on TikTok,
I'd be chucking them on the equivalent of Tixel to
get rid of them, because why do we need to
You've seen how bad it is online.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Facebook Marketplace must go today. I'll leave him at the
garage door.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I figure up the freight, just.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Like the good person said, should have got a Specsavers.
I went to Specsavers yesterday and I picked up all
sorts of bits and bobs which I'm going to be
testing out for you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I love it. That's your first stop when getting back
from BALI.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's very very important.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
It is important, biz, Hey, what else is important?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's important to know how much a dozen eggs cost?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
And Dutton found out the hard way when he was
asking the great debate, how much will it set you
back for a dozen googies?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Mister Dutton, do you know how much they cost?
Speaker 9 (19:55):
About four dollars twenty?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
About four dollars twenty. I mean, look, he is all
right in about nineteen seventy seven. You're out of touch, mate,
I'm out of time. And do you know what else?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
This is a little note to your advisors. Anyone with
any idea about the world today, about Australia today, would
have known that they were going to be asked about eggs.
A normal person knows that eggs are a thing. You
can't get them. There was a strike, there was some
sort of av and flu. You could only have a
(20:29):
limit of you know, two dozen at a time. All
of that, Your advisors don't should have told you this
was coming.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
All I could picture last night when I watched that
live was his advisor or her in the corner, just dying,
dying around to swallow them whole dying.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Also, ten dollars fifty I paid yesterday.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Did you I think sometimes you're up to like thirteen bucks?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yes, I didn't get the expensive ones. I bought a
mids some mid range googs.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You're usually bougie with the eggs, but you got to
take you get right, speaking of eggs before four o'clock.
Poling Now is going to join us live in the
studio because Master Chef returns tonight. It's their seventeenth season, unbelievable.
We're also going to be doing SMTD because it's our
first day back live after a couple of weeks. And man,
(21:17):
we've got stuff to discuss so much. Next though, Chrissy's Quizy.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's been a while since I've given away one of
these be bears.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Chrissy's Quizzy just came back from Balley with two of
my oldest school friends, Tours and Joe. And if you
think that I did not arrive with a bum bag
for the meat and I've said good, please go out
into the streets and see how you feel.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
One of them, in particular, Tory, took to it like
a duck to water. Did she Oh my god, my
my hands are free. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Does the Great Rebecca Thompson, another one of your besties,
to she rock a bumbag?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
No? No, yes, my Queen Beck.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Let's give away this bum bag. We've watch Chavonne allon
Hire Good. Are you sick of people's misspelling your name
with the.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
B and the H?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I feel like I'm used to at this point I
know you would be.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
In fact, yours was the first sort of there's all
sorts of Irish spellings now that are confusing a new generation,
but yours was one of the first that I came across.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Definitely, Yeah, you're the og. Hello, Lauren, Hey, Chrissy, what
are you going to put in your bum bag?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I'm going to Japan soon. I'm going to pop my
passport in there.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And Hannah, I tell you, the bum bag is an
absolute game changer when you're traveling, game changer. Good chat,
all right, girls, This is how works to your names
and your buzzes. The minute you know the answer, you
got to say, John, are you gotta say? And then
we will tell you whether you're right or wrong. Whoever's
(22:51):
got the most right answers three best of five, first
three gets the bum bag Question number one. During Love
Night's election debate, Peter Dutton did not know the price
of one yes.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
E correct. Incidentally, Chevann, how much was the last dozen
you paid for.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh, I haven't heard in forever.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They're out of my price bracket.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Ha ha.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
They wouldn't be if they were four dollars twenty, which
is what Done said they were worth. Question number two
one hundred thousand is followed by how many zeros?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Helloy, Lauren sick.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
One can't give it to you because you got it wrong,
then you got it right? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, that's how we play. All right, let's just go
on to question number two three.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
As Yeah, that's how we play.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's because I forgot the rules.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh and I was going one.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Currently, we've got Chavon on the scoreboard with one point
on the score Poard score poor.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
We're rusty.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Seventeen years ago to day, Katie Perry released this song
what is it?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Kiss the Girl?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I have it?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Maybe that should be my June's resolution to.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Kiss a chick. We could do a full story arc
that you like, decide that you're going to be a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I've changed my mind. I'm looking at Tom and he
pointed to himself. Tom. I hated to tell you this,
but you are a man.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yes, you look like Katie Lang, but you are a
male Oh my.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
God, I've got some gooss on Katie Lang. Oh really,
she's in Australia and she went out for dinner with
one of the Veronicas.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I never know who's her, Jess or Lisa.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
We get it?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It was?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Let's move on.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Question numberfore series seventeen, of which Australian reality a TV
show returns this marry it, Yes, Laura, it is mass chef,
and the beautiful Poe, who is a great success story
contestant versus turning into the judge, is going to be
on the show before the end.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Question five, This is for the win. Chevon.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I really can't speak to you neither. It's tough. We've
got to do these once.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Van Morrison, Hello, Van, you didn't expect to be on
the Christy Swan Show, right, Van Morrison famously saying about
a girl with what color?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Are yes? Chavonne brown eye? Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Do we go.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Marines? Who doesn't?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
How goods? Van Morrison?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So good?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You have won yourself that a limited edition that A
did that limited edition bum bag. But as it's our
first day back and I'm feeling generous, I'm going to
send you both to the movies, to the accountant, to oh.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
How great the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
We have been off air for two weeks, and the
amount of times that I wanted to call you and go,
what is this and till me everything?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, and we have so much discussed. It's Quissy and Jack,
we have so much to discuss.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
SMTD is what we say to each other. Oh fair,
And now we brought it on air, and I couldn't
be happier. I've got a whole list in my phone
and I've selected one about beyond Sy's mum, Tina, who's
released a book called Matriarch, and I found out something
about her that I.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Didn't know and I want to talk to you about it.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Okay, But in the meantime, my first SMTD was Jojo
Sewah and Kath Ebbs, and I feel like we must
talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
We must cover this.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Off because I saw a little snippet this morning and
I thought that Kath was going to be talking about
the Mickey Rourke thing. You know, JoJo's in Celebrity Big
Brother and there was a big Mickey Rourke thing, and
then she started her monologue talking about Oh, I've been
quiet about this for a while, and I thought, oh good,
I'm going to get the partner's take on what it
(26:57):
was like watching your beloved person on television being torn
you on by Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Three weeks go. Wait, so you've only just learned about
the Jojo and Chris Hughes scenario.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Who's Chris Hughes.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
This is the guy that she's been canoodling with?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The guy?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yes, so as soon as you let's start at the
very big beginning. The last thing you were correct we
did speak about was Mickey Rourke being a dog to Jojo.
He got booted out. See you later, Mickey. Okay, I
actually forgot that he was even on it. And then
over the last two weeks, TikTok has just been in
meltdown over the fact Jojo seemingly is into this guy
(27:38):
Chris Hughes.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Who's Chris Hughes.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
He was on Love Island over in the UK, and Chris,
in my opinion, is even more into Jojo than she
is into him. They would, as you would know very
well in Big Brother, the lights go down in the
house in the bedroom, yes, but there's still black and
white vision, there's still night vision, and they kissing and
stuff or they'd be he'd be giving her a back massage,
(28:00):
and they'd be writing each other's secret notes, and it
started to become quite uncomfortable. Viewing it was kind of
giving Dreu and Tully from Big Brother in twenty the
good old days. Anyway, everyone is like, what is Kat's
take on this? What's Kat's opinion on this? She stayed silent,
which I thought was really Kat.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Is JoJo's partner. They've come together for years now, or
a year at least.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, they yes, they have been. And Kath went over
for the finale and they were backstage waiting for Jojo
At the after party, they found out from Jojo that
they've been dumped. I so what Kath thought like a
(28:43):
lot of I think she was hoping that it was
just sort of reality tvbs, but it wasn't. There was
clearly some feelings there for Jojo with Chris and JoJo's confused.
Kath took to TikTok and spoke about this, but has
since deleted the video. But I've got a little bit
of it here.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
To my attention that everything we sort of saw unfold
on what I thought was a fake reality show was
in fact laced in a lot of truth, which has
been probably one of the most craziest, intense, awful, horrific
experiences I've ever probably gone through in my adult life.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I bet so.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
What is the conclusion Jojo Siwa is now single?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And is she going to pursue a relationship with Chris Hugh.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Well, the most recent update, and I'm talking over the
last two hours, is Chris has introduced Jojo seeing this
photo to his family and friends in the UK and
uploaded a photo, and Jojo has done another TikTok talking
about how she wants to stay in the UK but
poor Cath they're over there in the UK.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
He is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Here's my sort of take on it. Given we met
Jojo Swani, I think JoJo's an extremely smart girl and
she knows how reality TV works, which makes it almost worse.
She would have known the Big Brother producers while honing
in on this storyline.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But plus she we only know her because she was
on Reality.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah and Dance, so it just feels like she didn't
really have Cath in mind when being on the show.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Look, it'll all become apparent, but thank you so much
for explaining that to me. I'm going to go away
and really think about this and maybe make a voodoo
doll and cast a spell. We're gonna have to talk
about beyondce Noles's mum later. Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show,
and it was a big yes when we were offered polling.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yew hey, welcome back to our studios and welcome back
to our screens. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I think I might have asked publicity to see if
they could, you know, get me in here, because you
were my number one.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You don't need to ask to ask.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Now.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Every time I see the words mass to Chef Australia,
Back to Win, I hear the dulce tones of our
Lord and Savior John Farnham singing.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
This time I'm playing to doing And I.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Feel like we need to get rid of Katie Perry
and and she's gone, but we need to eraise her
from our memories.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
On many levels. But I think we need to campaign
for John Farnham to be the same there we are
in it.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
How sympathetic are you to these contestants coming back to
play to win?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Very I wish I was them, Yeah, because you're very famous,
Master Chef loser.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Not sympathetic empathetic. Yeah, I am. I am one of
the famous. I mean, it's hard to believe that you
didn't win it, isn't it extraordinary?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yes, it's there so much at play, you know, that's
the thing about it that's so fascinating about the competition.
I mean every day us judges will look on to
a challenge that that's just been set and we take
our punts, and half the time we're wrong because it
just you know, someone can go into a challenge with
(32:10):
something that is like their strength, yeah, and failed ismally
because they thought they had it in the bag and
they just they just missed it.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's volatile, Yes, it's a volatile environment. You've been there,
Yes I have, And I forgot the bacon in the
bacon challenge.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
See what an idiot you said this week? Part I
think it was to news dot Com that you actually
prefer being a contestant that a judge. I do. Was
publicity mad at you.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
No, I keep saying it over and over again because
it's the truth. It's really hard being a judge.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I get that, I do. I understand that I do.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
And you know you must be missing categories well, challenges
like make a cupcakeh Like, can you believe the like
evolution of Master Chef?
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
That was a challenge.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, and also because this year is back to win.
Some of the contestants like Laura, Sarah and Callum they're
in it for the third time and they've all got
They've got like about fifteen restaurants between them.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, and Steph de Souza. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
There.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I follow her on Instagram. She does great stuff. I
didn't even know that she was from Master Chef.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I saw her on the posters last night when I
was walking into the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh my god, is she a Master Cheffer?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Love?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Well, we've been tuning in tonight seven thirty pm on
ten and ten Play.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
And you're also po at six pm in case one
show wasn't enough and you want deal on no deal, deal.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Or no deal. I am paying for my favorite charity yellery. Great.
The most confusing thing about that show is that it's
based on vibes.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
So true, someone makes tell me there's a little bit
of a thing to it.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And but I went with race. I started with Race.
I picked all my people first. I went with a car.
I'm going to take her all ash.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And it worked too.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You were playing sort of racist guess who. Yeah, and
then I went with the white man with a mustache.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh my, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Grant did say that. He says, you're not playing guests
who mate.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I just can't believe that the whole thing is based
on I've just got a vibe that this is one
hundred thousand dollars and sometimes people are right.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's so fun. It was really really fun, Jack, I
need to cover off hummingbird cake.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh yes. I came into Swany the other day poet
and I said, Poe made this epic cake. I'd never
heard of a hummingbird cake and I saw it on
your Instagram and Christy said, they're one of my favorite cakes.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
It's essentially a fancy banana cake. Okay, okay, so banana
cake and then you add walnuts and then you have.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Crushed pineapples. This is there. It's like a carrot without
the carrot.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
You know what You're right now, Whilst we're on the
topic of food on TikTok at the moment and on
my Instagram, I feel like it's sort of been happening
over the last six months to a year. Everyone is
just obsessed with protein meals, right, and I'm getting fed
protein this there's a protein version of this, yoga eat
this version of protein. As someone that's been cooking and
in the world of food for so long, what's your
take on this protein obsession.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
I hate gimmicks, and I feel like, not only that,
however you've been raised. I feel like your gut biome
tells you what I feel like. It's geared to eat
what you've been You've you've grown up with. So you know,
when people go, oh, don't eat you know, too much rice,
I mean, mate, I'm made of it. It did me fine,
(35:36):
you know.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I mean I will sometimes if I feel like.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I sometimes I oh, my gosh, I can go ham
on carbs. I love carbs, so but if I eat
just too much of it, I do get really bloated.
So I'll just you know, alternate with a little bit
of protein.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
But how I go with it is just by feel.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I know, like, if I've eaten something really rich, I'll
eat some.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Other than it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You know, it's like deal or no deal. You just
go with the vibe, go with the vibes. Internal ideal. Yeah,
before we go I want to play around of this.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Oh no, hell no, Well, let's go let's go with
Poe hell no, or let's go okay with po I'm
gonna give you three things, and you've got to say
if it's a hell no, or if it's a let's
go mac and cheese in a box.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Ah, neutral, that's not part of it, is it. It's
not hell no?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Or let's go, let's go, let's go okay, let's go
clocks hell no, or let's go let's go okay.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Nice. Well, you are a cook, that's that's the Yeah,
that's the uniform. Yeah, let's finish with election day democracy sausage.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Because it's coming up.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It is coming ready or not?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Sunday is Saturday?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Hell no, it's a very unpopular thing for me. That's no.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I do like it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You don't like it?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Do you like sausage in any of your meals? Like
a curried sausage to you?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, okay, it's just in the not in the breas
not a bad okay.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah, thanks for joining us at poet ling Yao a
catcher on Mustership Australia back tonight seven thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Thanks for having me love you long time the Chrissy
Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I've loved being back at work, so I can't wait
for tomorrow. Jame Swan, we need to talk about Elizabeth Hurley.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I mean pressure that a loaf of bread out of
the baker's delight oven this story.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I thought it was April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Elizabeth Hurley has posted a photograph on her own instagracram,
so you know that it's true, of her being cuddled
from behind leaning against a tree with Billy Ray Cyrus
and it's entitled Tennessee Weekend. Now gross, I'm sorry if
that was me in the front there, like let's superimpose
Toody's face.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
On there with that thing in the background like the
villain from the ring. I would call the police, you would.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
And the reason is I have not forgotten the recent
memory of him at Trump's inauguration.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Let me hear, I don't take my hold down road
a girl, ra.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I don't take.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Remember he's like kicking his foot, that is it.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
That is a huge auditorium. He was barely compassmentous.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
And she's allegedly in a relationship with him.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is that crazy for me to know, I think that's crazy.
I love Elizabeth Hurley and I know she still I don't.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I don't I love her, No, I don't. I don't
love her.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
But he's crazy. Diana Paine from Gossip Girl, she was iconic,
and I know she's still in touch with the Worn kids.
She has a beautiful relationship with the Worn kids. Yeah,
so no, Liza is a good gal. You can definitely
take that back.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I love her.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
You can do better than this cooked unit. Remember you
had to ask the audience to help him sing achy,
break your heart to me, because he may know the
words to ache you break your heart child a little bit.
Check check you know what? Hell, just stab your fingers.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Just there's another photograph of them leaning up against a
country paling fence. He's got the most magnificent lady hair
going on and a set of beast bunny eels.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I mean, come on, No, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
No, that is not good.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Now. I wanted to talk to you about a fact
that I found out about Beyoncenols's mum, and it's almost
a it's an s mt des we haven't seen each
other for two weeks, but it's also I was today
years old.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
When I worked it out.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Did you know I read a headline because she's released
his book the mum called matriarch.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
She's a bit of yourself.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I mean, let's leave that to Chris Jenna.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I agree, Do you know what I mean? Who's the
bigger matri Chris Jenna?
Speaker 3 (40:01):
For sure. I understand Beyonce's Beyonce, but Chris is a
matriarch for like seven stars.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Oh my god, I just remembered. We haven't talked about Kanye.
We're saying you should have married Preparis Hilton.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I know tomorrow will have the song he wrote about
his cousin.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
We're never going to run out of We're never going
to run out of things to talk about. But did
you know that?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Beyonce's mum refers to Kelly Rowland as her daughter. No, exactly,
She says, I raised all of my children differently. I
looked at them very differently. All all three have very
different personalities, and I'm like three, she said, got Beyonce
and so long. No, she refers to Kelly Rowland as
(40:47):
her daughter. She raised her from grade four.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Really, why didn't we know this?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Wow? That's super interesting. Yes, saying that for the boys I.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Raised all three daughters differently is extraordinary to me.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
She has a Chris Chloe and Courtney, a Kim Chloe
and Courtney.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
She does I want to know. I want to know
what about Killie Rowland's real mum. She must be sad
that she's not involved. The matriarch is not referring.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
To her regularly. Tim and Joel are with you. Next,
have a beautiful Monday night, Swannee Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova
podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Dore you
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