August 15, 2025 • 41 mins
Yep that’s right, we’re sending you to Benson Boone in Las Vegas LIVE with accomm, flights the whole shebang! But first, what’s on for your weekend? Chrissie’s got a very important yet wildly disgusting appointment that she tells us all about! Plus, Belinda Russell joins us and makes her very best attempt to get Chrissie to jump in front of the camera to do a little TikTok dance, will she do it?!
(00:00) It's Fred Hollows Fridays...Chrissie got her hair done for the occasion!
(02:45) Say Gday!
(07:30) Chrissie reminisces on her Deli Days
(10:30) Best songs to come out of NZ!
(15:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(21:00) Chrissie's Quizzie!
(25:00) Belinda Russell wants to teach us a TikTok Dance!
(39:00) Chrissie's Quizzie!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Friday, so all in sundry to you as well, Swanne,
you look ten years younger today. I do have to
say it. With my new hairs, you look so great.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Joge George from Como. I never get my
hairs did ever like I maybe four years ago?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wow, had it done?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And it can only mean one thing that television is
on the harasm much. I'm very excited to see that
Kyler Minogue has in her own way dipsed her lid
to Mike Queen and save you Taylor Swift by posting
gorgeous photographs of her own show Girl era.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I one of my saddest sort of regrets in life
is that my parents didn't buy Young Jack tickets to
the Showgirl tour has Why didn't they? They really failed me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's very unlike them, because you get everything you want
from them and always have. I wonder what it was.
It might have been a tough.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Year, I know, I think maybe back then. Yeah, yeah,
financially absolutely. Did you see Kylie's Showgirl tour?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, I've never seen Kylie live.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get out. You are un Australian. That is homophobia. Goodbye, goodbye,
actually no comebacks. We need to talk about Fred Hollow's Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Exciting look at my t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Ploys Chrissy's Fred Hollows Fridays.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Today's Fred Hollows Fridays. We've got four of them, maybe
five actually in August. You never know. You got to
check the calendar. But what it means is everyone that
gets on air today gets a little gift from a
Spec Savers in order to keep the support going for
the Fred Hollows Foundation. It is my favorite charity. I
(01:44):
love it because it makes a measurable difference. If you
can secure twenty five dollars off somebody, kids, if you're listening,
that will cure a human being in your world of
curable blind.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's amazing, absolutely life changing stuff. And Emma told me
yesterday this was as of yesterday's Swanee. Yes, the Christy
Swan team who is getting behind Fred's big run. You
can join viban overplayer up. We've raised twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes, Queens and Kings.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
A massive show. After three o'clock, Belinda Russell from Channel
nine's joining us in studio.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She's that gorgeous one the dances with David Campbell. She
should be bigger than she is.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I agree. She is going to teach us a TikTok dance.
We're going to open Chrissy's correspondence. But next say good
a to us, tell us what you're doing this weekend,
and we will give you a spec Savers voucher. Now
we are at twelve point six k FORI the Fred
Hollows Foundation. We go Happy Friday, guys, The.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Chrissy Swan Show, Thanks for bakers Delight.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Let's do this, Chrissy say today, I.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Have what I've just seen what Kylie's doing and it's
just speak Brisbane and I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, I don't have my glasses on so I can't
see it, and I'm excited. I've got nothing on this
weekend including tonight. Wow, apart from Murphy's anal gland appointment,
that is and grooming but anal gram.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, how often do you have to do that?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I just do it. Well, I don't do it. That's
why I forget groomed. It's a little ticker box on
the on the grooming thing. Apparently it's important.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
How much do they charge for that? How much is
the vet getting? I hope it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
That is so interesting that you said that, because so
on my groomers. And you will know this. If you've
bought a lockdown kavoodle like we all did, you'll be
across this. You choose what you want, right, So he
just wants a standard groom and then you can add
in nail, you know, trim blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I do all that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I always tick the squeezing the anal glands. It's fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I honestly that should be two hundred and fifty bucks
a minimum.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I wouldn't do it for five thousands. Poo in there.
Let's just be honest about it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Doctor Chris Brown still does that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think that would have been the first thing to go,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. What are you looking forward
to this weekend? And because it's Fred Hollow's Friday, if
you get on air with us, you will get a
spec Savers voutcher.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This is exciting. Hello, Kylie, Hi, what are you doing
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm so excited. So my box arrived this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm going home to undo it and blow up my outdoors.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Far Yes, Kylie, where do you live?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I live at Wave Heights on the north side of Princeville.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I know Wave Heights very well. Do you know what
is the problem with wavele Heights or the advantage depending
on where you stand. The fences, the back fences that
separate your place from next doors and next doors and
next doors usually about knee high. Kylie. Everyone is going
to see you relaxing with a four x in a
(04:59):
cooler in your spa. Well, everyone's going to pull and
I'm sick of hearing them jumping in and out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So now I've got this outdoor spar and I'm going
to be there every night.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Kylie. You should sleep in it. I'm just looking at
Brisbane's forecast for the weekend. You guys, You guys have
got a beautiful weekend. Do not get out of that
spa voucher for you because.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It is bread Hollows Friday. It's the best day to
get on here.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hello, Josh, Hey, here you go, good mate.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What are you doing this weekend? That's filling your cup?
As they say in the irritating parlance of our times.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I'll tell you what I Kylie can bring her spa
over to me. I'm only a suburb away from her.
I'm doing mechanics.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Where are you you in Stafford?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
I'm worse all right, Josh?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
What are you doing in zial Mere?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Oh, we're doing mechanics on the car. You know, it's
got to keep maintenance up. But I'll tell you what.
I'll join her in spa.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Are you a four X man?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Gosh, I'm a great Northern man.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm gonna say you know what, box has really gone
down since since Great Northern Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Absolutely well, Josh said, I don't know who the sponsor is,
so I can't say too much. But well, Chrissy doesn't drink,
so you're all good to say whatever you like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Say whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Send us a selfie, Send us a selfie in the
spar brother, you've got a spec savors about.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Your Oh love your work.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Thanks, guys, put on your Joshy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Hello, Liz, Hi, Chrissy, hijack.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Look?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It was so good? What is on your agenda for
the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Liz, I've got a school reunion. I haven't seen a
lot of these people for thirty seven years.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Wait a minute, what didn't you go to the twenty years?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And I haven't been to a lot of them, so
I haven't been to any of them actually since I
finished school, but they've conned me into going to this one.
So yeah, I haven't seen all these people for a
long time.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Liz, keep your interesting, keep your slow, and you won't
be disappointed to Liz.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So thirty seven years So what's that You're about fifty
five or something? Okay, let me tell you. I mean
it's not missed it, Chrissy Day. But most of them
will have drinking problems and oh I know so deeply
unhappy in their relationships. Sup to stop the spoilers if you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Want, Liz, you have a VIP Specsavers voucher on its
way to you. Make sure you get lit, Liz, get
litt Tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Chrissy Swan Show, I want to talk about Delis, supermarket Delis,
because you know that that is first and foremost on
my CV may my way around a slicer.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
How old were you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Old enough to know better? No, I was twenty nineteen
twenty when I started.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Was the idea of this. I ordered some protrudo from
the supermarket dery last night, and I still watched that
fifteen year old slice and I was scared for him.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
There is a there is a guard it. But yes,
I was always very scared, but also thrilled. Okay, and
I was very you know, I've got an alert on
my on my Google if anything comes up about Delis.
It's an interest area. It's been a supermarket in New Zealand. Actually,
we're going over to Auckland to talk about something that
was photographed in a supermarket Delhi. They're fifteen dollars a
(08:21):
ki low for the ends of meats. So when you're
slicing things, you get to a certain point where it
doesn't slice anymore and you just get this little end.
It's probably about a centimeter worth of stuff. Now, back
in my day in the darcade as we would throw
that away. Not so at this supermarket in New Zealand.
(08:42):
They've put all the ends in. We're talking like the
roast beef. There's ham there. I can see the ends
of what looks like like kabana, which is odd because
you don't slice that. The ham is there. There's like stras,
slash devon, you know, all that sort of stuff. Now,
fifteen dollars a kilo for what is essentially trash is outrageous.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's a bit steep.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Really steep and also look at it, it is not great.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Do you think it was this specific? Like? I wonder
if it was a director from head office to be like, guys,
we need to make some more cash. How do we like?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I don't think so. I don't think the supermarket really
knew that it was happening. I reckon it's been an
idea from a massive tight ass manager at that specific.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Trying to keep food costs down. Absolutely get his bonus,
and he's been caught out.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But the bottom line is that is that is food work.
Like that's that's rubbish. There's nothing you can do with that.
What are people going to do with that? Like the
end of bacon, I understand, because you can you know,
cook it in pasta or whatever. What on earth are
people going to do? You can't even give that to
a dog.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You wouldn't give it to your dog.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh no, you can't. It'll make them very, very sick.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Aaron Patterson would buy it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's too fascinating.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What have Willies said.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
About Okay, they have said we do sometimes Sylviean's of
our slicemeed range in an effort to reduce food waste
and divert food products from landfill, which is noble. They said, However,
in this instance, we did not get it right, and
we apologize for any confusion, cause.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What odd thing to get wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We did not get it right according to that specific
New Zealand serve Michel. But I can tell you what
New Zealand did get right, and that is some of
the greatest songs of all time New Zealand. Yes, so
one of my favorite songs of all time, in my
top ten, along with all the other daggy stuff that
you know that I love is a song from New
Zealand from nineteen ninety four by a little duo called
(10:40):
Sisters Underground. The song is in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Shout out to all the kiwi's out there listening.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yes, thank you, thank you for the devon and thank.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You for the music, and thank you for being great
party pals and good drinkers.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Thank correct.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I love my Kiwi mates.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
To the Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I mean a stay tuned if you've been enjoying Tim
and Joel's journey with Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What a prize, What a prize. This afternoon they will
be calling one lucky winner and sending them and a
friend to Sweden.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Hey, hey, that's what they say there. Hey Achi j
is it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, I mean we were you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Know that from my time at NIKEA.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We were talking about Max Martin, the music producer yesterday
who is from Sweden, and Taylor was flying over to
Sweden to record this up.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I love that element.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
But he lives there and she's taller swift, and he
still said, you come to me, you come to me,
ip you.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But we could be sending Tim and Joel could be
sending you to Sweden to see Edgsh're in live in
concert that's happening after four o'clock. They're not the only one,
they're not. What are you so excited? Before they do that,
we're going to tell you where we are sending you next.
And this all kicks off six a Monday.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Novah is your home of the world's biggest stars. This year,
We've sent you to see Post Malone, Lady Gaga, who
a Riah Kerry. You're in the most amazing cities all
around the globe.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
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Speaker 4 (12:32):
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Speaker 8 (12:39):
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Speaker 1 (12:50):
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Speaker 2 (12:51):
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Speaker 4 (12:54):
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Speaker 3 (13:05):
I mean, maybe you'll be in front row and he'll
do a summersault on some of his sweat you and
then you'll be pregnant. Wow, Yes, that's what That's how
it works with Benson Boone.
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yes huge. It all kicks off from six am Monday.
It's as simple as the edge shearing competition. When you
hear a Benson Boone song, call thirteen twenty four to
ten to get in the draw, and we're talking flights
to Las Vegas, accommodation, the whole shebang. Did you know
(13:39):
Swanny he was a competitive diver in high school.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I did not know that, but it makes sense. It
checks out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The man can backflip. But also before we get all
excited and start calling for that make sure you keep
it locked on Nova all afternoon to hear Ricky lead,
Tim and Joel make that winning edge sharing call.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Imagine the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, you're listening to the Chrissy Swanshow. And look at that.
We were talking about Lil Wayne earlier. That song involves
Little John, Little John my guy, Chrissy's click face, Little
John Little John?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Would any white he live John?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
My guy?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did? Little was Little Joe Little John involved with turned
down for what?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, no, he's my guy. Like that's the one that.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Goes durn damn. What are some other ones? None?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Snap your fingers?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
How does that go?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Step steps?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You just make that up? You were just like the
newest recruit on Young Talent time. Wow, then did you
want to do that? By the way, with your dance background.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I was more of a Jason Colemon. So you think
you can dance? Guy?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Us? You were were you just watching that going look
at that? Critiquing. Hey, let's t about critiquing because one
of our favorite TV judges, Neil Whittaker, he left the block.
He's so stylish. I love Neil Whittaker so much, love
him too, And he left the block. To look after
his husband, who was going through a period of ille health.
(15:16):
And I see, I guess his husband is feeling a
lot better because Neil Whittaker is back, but he's not
on the Block anymore. He is joining seven's new renovation show,
My Reno Rules.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh, this is the one that Lambo guy has backed. Yes,
Adrian Portelli.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Adrian Portelli, it's gonna be good. I think, you know,
if you like that sort of thing, it's going to
be juicy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hard to go up against the Block, the juggernaut and
formula that it has worked so well and has such
a rusted on audience, but smart by seven because people
love Neil.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, and people love MKR, which is kind of like
Master Chef but mean, So if seven can do the
Block but mean, people love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Do we know any of the other judges?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yes, Simon Cohen, who is the who's a buyer's agent
so he's going to do all the real estate his stuff.
And Julia Green who I follow on Instagram. You would
have heard of it, Greenhouse Interiors. They've just got beautiful,
beautiful things all the time. She's really classy and really
really stylish.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Sick. I think that'll do well, it's actually a.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Really good like I don't think she's done much to
tell you before. So that's a really good find from
seven Love It. Now we need to talk about Margaret
Quali now she is an actress. I love her because
I love her mum. Do you know Andy McDowell her mum?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah? With what show did they do together? Was it
The Maid on Me?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Maybe? Maybe they did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Did you not watch that?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I didn't watch that, No, sworn.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's such a great show.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I feel like I started to watch it, but it
just made me so sad, so depressing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's when I first fell in love with them.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Both, right with Andy McDowell. Wow, Okay, So I loved
her in uh, you know, Groundhog Day, Green Card. I mean,
she's just fabulous. So I was thrilled to see that
her daughter has got her acting Chops. Anyway, may not
have her interview, Chops, because she went on one of
the American morning shows, Today Show, and it was a
(17:17):
very awkward interview and I don't know whether she was
feeling odd or see. She's married to Jack Antonoff, who
is Taylor's bff and a wonderful collaborator.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Produced has produced the album she's released over the last
few years.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, but she's not working with him in the new
for the new one. And that's fine. I mean, it
doesn't doesn't really matter, but I feel like there's may
be something awkward. Have listened to this interview.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
It's just you mentioned your husband, Jack, of course, has
produced with Taylor for years. Perhaps you heard she's got
a new album that's coming out. Can you tell us
anything about it?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't know anything, but well I'll be excited to
listen to music.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Thank you appreciated, and congrats again on the film. Congrats
on all the films and all the things. Please tell
mom hello as well.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Okay, well, okay, well the things you can't see in
the audio. She's just stiff as a balls, not taking
her eyes off the guy. It's just so funny as
weirdest thing. I'm sure everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
This this is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
So much exciting information today. It is Friday. It's bread
Hollows Friday. So if you get on the show between
now and the time we hand over to the beautiful
Rickie Lee at Tim and Joel, you get some funny
money as my grand used to call it to spend
it specs.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Savor you sure do, Swany and join the Christy Swan
team throughout August for Fred's Big Run. Help the Fred
Hollow's Foundation share the vision supported by our pals at Specsavers.
So far we have raised.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Over twelve and a half thousand dollars unbelievable stuff. And
the number of eyesight we have saved we were told
was it eighty six fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Five, five hundred and five, five hundred.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
And five people can see because of what you have
done that is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. Next it is Chrissy's Quizzy and.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Unless we've got to do Fresh Friday Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Inside the bumbag is a Specsator voucher obviously because it's
fread Hollows Friday very night and also coming up before
the end of the show, Swanye in our new pal
Belinda Russell.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Now don't you see what came in and tried to
teach me how to do a viarral TikTok about spat
is if people into Russell can sort of parlay her
success with David Campbell into me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I hope so I have faith before we get to
that though. Let's do this.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Christy one show.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Little thing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight,
Faked my Real Bakers, Chrissy Songs, Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I got a little binger this morning on my phone
and new inner heartbeat that this is the song we
would be playing in Fresh Fridays, Fresh out of the Oven,
Fresh this Morning. The new single from the gorgeous Olivia Dean.
She we we're really enjoying Nas du Nas at the moment,
(20:18):
but I think you're gonna love this. Have you heard
this single in its entirety? Because it was only released
this morning?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
No, I haven't. I over the weekend was enjoying lady Lady,
Remember I sent you.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The strange shots, Yes, you did, so.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I've just been like repeating that, but I've not listened
to this Bran new one.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, this one is amazing. It's called Man I Need.
It is by the great Olivia Dean. It's off her
upcoming album that everyone's desperate to get. But you've still
got to wait till the twenty sixth of September, which
is a week before Taylor's. So it's going to be
a busy week for.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Me, so much happening. Man, I need for fresh Fridays.
Here on the Christies One Show, The Christy Swan.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Show, Let's give away a bum bag.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Rachel, Hello, Rachel, I know why is it that the
screens do this at this time every day?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's like there's a ghost in the machine.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Every Friday, this happens.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yes, and every Courtney who's also waiting for us?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
We've got Rachel now?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Hello, Hello Rachel.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
How did you feel about having a very famous haircut
named after you?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I do. I didn't know that the Rachel.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I've never heard of the Rachel.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Choking. Everybody had the Rachel from Friends, the.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Rachel from Friends, Right, I get it?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yes, Wait, I'm I'm with Rachel. I'm obviously to alone.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I think I'm young.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Everybody knows the Rachel, clearly not every I mentioned the
Rachel last night, but I was in a hairdressing, so
I was with the right people. Hello, Courtney, Hello, what
do you love to do on the weekend?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Spend time with my family sometimes because I'm a nurse,
I work.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, it's a good release, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
You going to the echa going to like what they
call a mini echer, so obviously the big echer is
in Brisbane. There's like little carnivals around the southiex Brisbane
where they have like little fares. There's ride show bags.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
They cooked goods, cooked goods, caught.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yes, daggood dog.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Another daggle dog. All right? May the best woman win
your names of your buzzes best of five meaning the
first person to get three answers correct, whin's the game
gets the bum bag? Let's go. Question number one, which
form of the block judge has joined Channel seven's rival
Reno show Rachel? Yes, Rach is Neil Witticker. I'm thrilled
to see that classy gent back on the screens. Question
(23:00):
number two, what is the term for an animal that
is active at night? Courtney, Colonel it is correct, nocturnal.
Rachel's upset with that?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Well, Courtney, I just heard the she definitely got in
just before your age.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Sorry, baby, Joe Jonas is celebrating your birthday today. Can
you name the actress he used to be married to?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Courtney?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yes, Courtney, Sophy Turner.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's right. God, that was a mess, wasn't it? It
was awful?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Was that the whole ring doorbell, Yes, scenario, Yes, it was.
Question number four, this is for the wing Courtney.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What is the capital city of Iceland. It's a bit
of a mouthful. Just do your best, yes, Rach.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
I don't know why I said for my name, so
I have no clue. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Do you want to have a crack court think No,
it's Rakervic cool name. It is cool, but spell it no.
Question number five, what is the name of Taylor Swift's
twelfth upcoming album? Yes, Rach correct, that's to a piece?
(24:15):
Am I right? Jack?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Surey Swanny? Question six is the tiebreaker?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Earlier this week, what former prime minister was seen holding
up a car park boongate?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This was funny footage.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I missed it, Prime Minister.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah. That kid in the back is saying tony ha alright,
let's move on. Question okay, next tie break up? Which
chocolate brand is recalling products due to marvelous plastic contamination? Rachel?
Rachel for the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Wind is Indeed, Rach, you have the bum bag, but
because of his Fred Hollow's Friday, you both get a
Spec Savior's voucher so you can head into a store
this weekend and get some fresh glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Awesome, a great weekend, guys, Rachel. We love you, We
love you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Nice ladies. Hey, speaking of nice ladies. Next, Belinda Russell
is teaching us to dance the Chrissy Swan Shows.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
A couple of weeks ago, I said this, that reminds
me of you last night, probably in the corner Carl
Stefanovic singing your favorite song.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No do you know who I was with your spot
on those singing that song with a great Belinda Russell
from Channeline, who's a mad dancer.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
She's fun.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I'm like her so fun.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Can she come in and maybe she can teach me
what Jojo Siwa could not, which was a dance movie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think she could. I reckon you two could go
viral on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
In this case, she is not the cat's mother. She
is Belinda Russell and we've been able to catch her.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Who.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
Thanks, guys, I'm here by your world.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I know you video.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Such a fan of you and DC David Campbell and
you're dancing. Thanks. It's the most joyous thing on television.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
It's fun.
Speaker 12 (26:10):
I mean, we actually don't do it on television, but
I know what you mean. We post it on social
media and yeah, we love doing it.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Don't you do it on television Channel nine?
Speaker 12 (26:19):
Loostener, correct, that's the dancing that starts with another channels.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Channel to the Today Extra bosses and nine Bosses should
lean in and create their own little spin off segment.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Do you reckon people to watch it?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yes, yes, yes they would you could be, yes, Belinda,
I am such a bad dancer. You know Jack is
classically trained classically.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, ballet, ye, ballet.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Wow, you need to show me your moves later.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
They're like, I can still have still got all of
this stuff?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yes, I love it, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I haven't done it since I was sixteen and I'm
twenty eight now, so I've like, you lose it, but
you still kind of have it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, h muscle memory, you never lose, have you. You've
obviously done dancing.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Yes, I spent many of my childhood hours in a
dance studio and.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
A bit like you.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
I think I got to you know, seventeen eighteen, and
then went do I still want to do this? Or
choose something else? But yeah, it's so fun and I
now have three teenage daughters.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Did you when you said you'd want to choose something
else when he's seven er, did you do what Jack
did and chose the booze life? Well, yeah, fruits life.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
I choose university, so I guess yes, same thing.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
My journey through dance was my mum booked me into
a jazz ballet class when I was about ten, and
I did like that, but picking up the flowers from
the basket. Yes, for forty five minutes, and then I
cried all the way home and I never went again.
(27:52):
I was a chubby child and awkward and it wasn't
for me. It wasn't for me.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
It's never too late, Chrissy. Let's get you in a
too too back in the dance.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We're about to find out if it is too like
Christy Love.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Were reading your wiki bell and it said that you
produced a kid's environment show in the early days of
your career. Is this true?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We guessed, We guessed what it was.
Speaker 12 (28:14):
Well, tell me what you guess is so my first
job out of the university was it Channel ten in
Brisbane as a segment producer for Totally Wild with Ranger.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
States was still on the books.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
She's fabulous and yeah, it was really fun. I did
it for about eight months before I got a job
in the newsroom.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That opening theme is so like evocative of that, like
it's like the end of school.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Yes, it was like four point thirty years and.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
That was always the time that I walked in the
sliding door at the back and just headed straight for
the toaster and it had like a loaf of bread
one after the other. Watching it totally wild that that
theme songs.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I think I'd smash a whole box of chicken creepies.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Question.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Now there is a scandalous story. Oh and I want
to know.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
All crassy, crazy chrissy.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Because I have never been asked out on a date,
and no one has ever slid into my DMS apart
from unusual people. And all they want to do is, like,
you know, say where did you get your earrings from?
That's one One guy asks me that every single time, and.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
He's still having a crack every time.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Anyway, a rod, let's talk a rod alex Threeez used
to be married to Jennifer Lopez allegedly slid into your DMS.
Tell me what that feels like, Tell me what he said?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Oh my gosh, of course you had to bring this up.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Look, that just turned into a much bigger story than it.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Of course, when you wake up.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's not like the news out.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I woke up that morning and I checked my Instagram,
as you do, and it said that I had a
message from because I didn't follow him, it came up
in my requests from a rod with the blue tick
and it said great Feed. And I thought, this is crazy,
And so I was working on Today Extra at the time,
(30:27):
and of course, you know what it's like, You're all
just like, you know, you share, and I wish I
hadn't have.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Because, like, we need to talk about this.
Speaker 12 (30:34):
I blame the cheeky Richard Wilkins because on air he
was kind of like, you know, do you think by
great Feed?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
You know, do you think he was interested in a
bit more than you just your feed?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (30:47):
So then of course it blew up and next minute
Entertainment tonight, I wanted to.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Do an interview because I think, I know it was
crazy and I just wanted to like get rid of this,
already bury the story. So of course I didn't do
any of that. All of a sudden, I guess I
don't know, because he just split up from j Lo
and he had, you know, allegedly you know, done things
like that before, slid into.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Him.
Speaker 11 (31:16):
Never never met him.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I wonder how he came across your insta, Like, was
it your the dancing video? Yes?
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I think it was the dancing that it's But it
was so bizarre because the comment that he made on
the video it was in my.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You know, the.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
Yes ess those so he'd done a real deep dive.
But in saying that, his team did then come out
and say, actually.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
It was his daughters. She had sent the message. So
so it's nice to know that his daughters think my
dancing is great.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Has anyone else slid into your dance.
Speaker 11 (31:51):
Well after that? Which was so funny.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
So shortly after that, King of Comedy, David Spade sent
me them, like two mornings later, I woke up with
a message from him russells Yeah, saying hey, it's a
rod new phone, which was hilarious, funny, so funny.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And so also that is a trojan horse he was
sliding in, and so.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
I just said to him, look, I needed that laugh.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Thank you so much, and you delivered the perfect punchline
to end this story.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
He said, what time do I pick you up?
Speaker 12 (32:28):
We'll be a bit hard travel to Australia. But I
mean it's it's it's a story, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Now go and follow Belinda on her Instagram at Belinda
Russell and tune into Today Extra. You're on there all
the time. You're always feeling and popping up.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
We love having you on the show too.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I love being on there with you. Guys. We're going
to get into a song and learn a TikTok dance.
Follow us at the Christy Swan Show. Have you picked
some easy dancers for us to learn?
Speaker 11 (32:53):
Well, you did say to pick easy one?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You must because I do not. I can't even you.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Can do it?
Speaker 12 (33:01):
No, yeah, nope, Okay, we're going to practice and you're
gonna be the queen of.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
TikTok the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Get on the other end of this giant bag of letters, Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Indeed, we love an old fashioned pen pal. You can
send it by mail or you can slide on into
our dms on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Make it mean please, We.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Do like it mean weirdly. Now let's kick things off.
I microwaved you a pie earlier on this week.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Jack.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
By the way, it was bloody delicious.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We were so young that I had a second one.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was two minutes. What was the brand?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I didn't see the brand.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Had a cool package anyway, Okay, I have to find
out because they were good.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
It was square, So it wasn't just your classic four and.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Twenty, No, it wasn't. Having said that a four and twenty,
now loopy six one six has a problem with it,
she says, a pie in the microwave that is sacrilegious
is a soggy pie. Look, ordinarily I would agree with you,
but when you're starving.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Mate, I was coming off a two day Loki's bender, correct,
But I will cop a microwaved pie.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
So you did not have the time and waste waiting
for the preheat at La La La. You wanted it
in your God.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The idea I would have eaten it frozen. The fact
that someone was going to get.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
You something deep, well, I did microwave it and brought
it to you, But there was no sauce in the
main kitchen here. We've got two kitchens at Nova, and
I just we didn't have to. I didn't have time
to go down and get you some. So on air,
I said, I'm so sorry, Jack, there's no sauce. And
then I looked outside and there were lots of people,
producers enjoying the show outside. Emma Zach I think Scudder
(34:49):
was there too, Taylor four tailor four four, people just listening,
and I cracked it and I said, could you go
and get some like listen to we're saying anyway? Of course,
they walked down to the next kitchen, got some sort
problem solve. Larks three zero nine was listening to this
and they said, no, I didn't know they were hired
(35:10):
as servants.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
They're not. They're friends, their producers, and they managed to
produce some sauce. Correct producers produce all sorts of things.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You're not. You didn't feel like, so I don't worry.
Just keep eating the burgery.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's good. I mean, your secret is safe with us.
We won't tell management that YouTube nothing, okay. Now I
knew something before you, and it made me feel very
young and you feel very old. The word that the
language in the parlance of our times is I ship something.
(35:46):
I ship specifically a new relationship. Right, So I've never
heard I was saying that I ship Pam and Limb.
Of course, who doesn't. If you don't ship Pam and Liam.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Tell us why sliding to our d one to know or.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Find somewhere else to listen. At this time you are
not welcome. This is old, lady love, and I love it,
Kim says, even I knew this Jack, and I am
very very old.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Sorry, Kim, she doesn't look that old.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Just got a nice Turco's blowth on in the photo. Now,
last week I was so impressed with a trick using
lemon and a greater Yeah. I saw it on taste
dot Com that I you it's the old box grater
that we all used to use, and then you've got
that really vicious side. And I've never known what the
vicious side is for. And it's for zesting lemons. What
you do is you put greaseprop paper over it and
(36:36):
then bang, it's there. Anyway, you said after I've done it,
you said lick.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It because I wanted you to try the zest you'd
mate to it.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
The way you said.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
It was like you know, two am on a Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, And anyway you said it twice
in a very demented way, and I did it. I
did exactly what you said and I locked it. And
then I said I'll do anything you tell me, and.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
S.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Roberts says, I'll do anything you tell me. Jack as well, Christine.
So he's got the hots for you, which is nice.
You'll take it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Love that you take it, wouldn't you? I admitted on
TV this week I pay fifty dollars a month for
Hinge Premium and I'm still single.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
We've got to talk about online dating. Remember we met
Lynnette this week and I said, why don't you get it?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
Why don't you get a new Hinge private?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
She goes, I couldn't be bothered. And also Alia has
just asked how long have you done radio for? And
long time? Four hundred years, No, twenty three years. You
think i'd be better at it by now, wren't you now?
On Wednesday, I gave away my twenty eleven Logi's dress
(37:46):
after asking on Instagram and on air why do you
want it? You know? And it ended up going to
a guy that's going to turn it into a long
coat and wear it to a karaoke national competition in
Thailand where he's representing this very country and he's going
to see m playing to win by John Farnham. I
didn't make that up, even though it sounds like a
dream come true for me.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, anyway, Robbie says, I, if you gave it to me,
I would destroy its meansn't it? That's savage Broccoli Travels says, Oh,
that'd make such a good toilet roll.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
People really loved that dressed, didn't they.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You didn't win it. It's going to be a star
in Thailand.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
It is bred Hollows at Friday. If you want to
get with us and make as much money as possible
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Speaker 1 (38:42):
Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Tree.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Barrymore another one of my Queen's love that woman. I
saw a little stipp of today. She had the great
Julia Fox uncut charms, uncut jar on her show. She
was dressed in an unusual way. Did you notice the footage?
I don't know what the.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Theme dress was there, Barrymore, Yeah, she was dressed like Julia.
I imagine earlier on in the show, Julia did a
makeup and made it look like that. That's just my
that's my guess.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, because he came on, I felt, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Tell? What is that shadow?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
And what's happened to you? What's happening anyway? She looks unusual.
They had a gorgeous conversation. They're on a similar wavelength.
I reckon Julia Fox Anddrey Barrymore and they got onto
the topic of trolls, and I just think Julia Fox's
take on it is really refreshing and true.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
Where's your boundary with social media?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Where do you say?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I won't even acknowledge this, delete out I need.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
I actually leave the troll comments up because I feel
like it's so embarrassing for them that they need to
live with their mistakes. You know, you're that person. I like,
if anything, I just feel bad for them. And also
it's like, I'm not going to clean up your mess.
If you're projecting and having a meltdown at your computer
over someone you don't even know, or at your phone,
(39:56):
it's like that's on you, Like you need a therapist.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I just love the moment he goes, you're that person.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeh, she's a spot on.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She is spot on. Do you ever get any troll.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, and I leave them as well. Sometimes I like
replying to them, so do I because some of them
I feel like I want you to see what they've said.
But then some of them get rocked, like the woman
did with your comedy program.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah she's red mean about my neck again?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
That bad?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
It really isn't it really is?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yes, it is. You see someone maybe have a.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Beautiful weekend, Swanye, and keep it locked on over because
next Ricky leads him and Joel are calling someone to
telling them to tell them they're seen Edge year in Sweden.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
And the thing is, even if you're not in the
running for it, it will lift your spirits to somebody's
day slash life being made.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
It sure will. And shout out to our man Smallsey
for his final show.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Smallsy, My god, I don't know how you've worked at
this industry in twenty three years when you're only twenty two.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to Novo podcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Are you
It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Friday, so all in sundry to you as well, Swanne,
you look ten years younger today. I do have to
say it. With my new hairs, you look so great.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Joge George from Como. I never get my
hairs did ever like I maybe four years ago?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wow, had it done?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And it can only mean one thing that television is
on the harasm much. I'm very excited to see that
Kyler Minogue has in her own way dipsed her lid
to Mike Queen and save you Taylor Swift by posting
gorgeous photographs of her own show Girl era.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I one of my saddest sort of regrets in life
is that my parents didn't buy Young Jack tickets to
the Showgirl tour has Why didn't they? They really failed me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's very unlike them, because you get everything you want
from them and always have. I wonder what it was.
It might have been a tough.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Year, I know, I think maybe back then. Yeah, yeah,
financially absolutely. Did you see Kylie's Showgirl tour?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, I've never seen Kylie live.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get out. You are un Australian. That is homophobia. Goodbye, goodbye,
actually no comebacks. We need to talk about Fred Hollow's Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Exciting look at my t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Ploys Chrissy's Fred Hollows Fridays.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Today's Fred Hollows Fridays. We've got four of them, maybe
five actually in August. You never know. You got to
check the calendar. But what it means is everyone that
gets on air today gets a little gift from a
Spec Savers in order to keep the support going for
the Fred Hollows Foundation. It is my favorite charity. I
(01:44):
love it because it makes a measurable difference. If you
can secure twenty five dollars off somebody, kids, if you're listening,
that will cure a human being in your world of
curable blind.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's amazing, absolutely life changing stuff. And Emma told me
yesterday this was as of yesterday's Swanee. Yes, the Christy
Swan team who is getting behind Fred's big run. You
can join viban overplayer up. We've raised twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes, Queens and Kings.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
A massive show. After three o'clock, Belinda Russell from Channel
nine's joining us in studio.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She's that gorgeous one the dances with David Campbell. She
should be bigger than she is.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I agree. She is going to teach us a TikTok dance.
We're going to open Chrissy's correspondence. But next say good
a to us, tell us what you're doing this weekend,
and we will give you a spec Savers voucher. Now
we are at twelve point six k FORI the Fred
Hollows Foundation. We go Happy Friday, guys, The.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Chrissy Swan Show, Thanks for bakers Delight.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Let's do this, Chrissy say today, I.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Have what I've just seen what Kylie's doing and it's
just speak Brisbane and I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, I don't have my glasses on so I can't
see it, and I'm excited. I've got nothing on this
weekend including tonight. Wow, apart from Murphy's anal gland appointment,
that is and grooming but anal gram.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, how often do you have to do that?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I just do it. Well, I don't do it. That's
why I forget groomed. It's a little ticker box on
the on the grooming thing. Apparently it's important.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
How much do they charge for that? How much is
the vet getting? I hope it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
That is so interesting that you said that, because so
on my groomers. And you will know this. If you've
bought a lockdown kavoodle like we all did, you'll be
across this. You choose what you want, right, So he
just wants a standard groom and then you can add
in nail, you know, trim blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I do all that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I always tick the squeezing the anal glands. It's fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I honestly that should be two hundred and fifty bucks
a minimum.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I wouldn't do it for five thousands. Poo in there.
Let's just be honest about it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Doctor Chris Brown still does that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think that would have been the first thing to go,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. What are you looking forward
to this weekend? And because it's Fred Hollow's Friday, if
you get on air with us, you will get a
spec Savers voutcher.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This is exciting. Hello, Kylie, Hi, what are you doing
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm so excited. So my box arrived this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm going home to undo it and blow up my outdoors.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Far Yes, Kylie, where do you live?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I live at Wave Heights on the north side of Princeville.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I know Wave Heights very well. Do you know what
is the problem with wavele Heights or the advantage depending
on where you stand. The fences, the back fences that
separate your place from next doors and next doors and
next doors usually about knee high. Kylie. Everyone is going
to see you relaxing with a four x in a
(04:59):
cooler in your spa. Well, everyone's going to pull and
I'm sick of hearing them jumping in and out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So now I've got this outdoor spar and I'm going
to be there every night.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Kylie. You should sleep in it. I'm just looking at
Brisbane's forecast for the weekend. You guys, You guys have
got a beautiful weekend. Do not get out of that
spa voucher for you because.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It is bread Hollows Friday. It's the best day to
get on here.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hello, Josh, Hey, here you go, good mate.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What are you doing this weekend? That's filling your cup?
As they say in the irritating parlance of our times.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I'll tell you what I Kylie can bring her spa
over to me. I'm only a suburb away from her.
I'm doing mechanics.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Where are you you in Stafford?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
I'm worse all right, Josh?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
What are you doing in zial Mere?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Oh, we're doing mechanics on the car. You know, it's
got to keep maintenance up. But I'll tell you what.
I'll join her in spa.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Are you a four X man?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Gosh, I'm a great Northern man.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm gonna say you know what, box has really gone
down since since Great Northern Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Absolutely well, Josh said, I don't know who the sponsor is,
so I can't say too much. But well, Chrissy doesn't drink,
so you're all good to say whatever you like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Say whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Send us a selfie, Send us a selfie in the
spar brother, you've got a spec savors about.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Your Oh love your work.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Thanks, guys, put on your Joshy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Hello, Liz, Hi, Chrissy, hijack.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Look?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It was so good? What is on your agenda for
the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Liz, I've got a school reunion. I haven't seen a
lot of these people for thirty seven years.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Wait a minute, what didn't you go to the twenty years?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And I haven't been to a lot of them, so
I haven't been to any of them actually since I
finished school, but they've conned me into going to this one.
So yeah, I haven't seen all these people for a
long time.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Liz, keep your interesting, keep your slow, and you won't
be disappointed to Liz.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So thirty seven years So what's that You're about fifty
five or something? Okay, let me tell you. I mean
it's not missed it, Chrissy Day. But most of them
will have drinking problems and oh I know so deeply
unhappy in their relationships. Sup to stop the spoilers if you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Want, Liz, you have a VIP Specsavers voucher on its
way to you. Make sure you get lit, Liz, get
litt Tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Chrissy Swan Show, I want to talk about Delis, supermarket Delis,
because you know that that is first and foremost on
my CV may my way around a slicer.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
How old were you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Old enough to know better? No, I was twenty nineteen
twenty when I started.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Was the idea of this. I ordered some protrudo from
the supermarket dery last night, and I still watched that
fifteen year old slice and I was scared for him.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
There is a there is a guard it. But yes,
I was always very scared, but also thrilled. Okay, and
I was very you know, I've got an alert on
my on my Google if anything comes up about Delis.
It's an interest area. It's been a supermarket in New Zealand. Actually,
we're going over to Auckland to talk about something that
was photographed in a supermarket Delhi. They're fifteen dollars a
(08:21):
ki low for the ends of meats. So when you're
slicing things, you get to a certain point where it
doesn't slice anymore and you just get this little end.
It's probably about a centimeter worth of stuff. Now, back
in my day in the darcade as we would throw
that away. Not so at this supermarket in New Zealand.
(08:42):
They've put all the ends in. We're talking like the
roast beef. There's ham there. I can see the ends
of what looks like like kabana, which is odd because
you don't slice that. The ham is there. There's like stras,
slash devon, you know, all that sort of stuff. Now,
fifteen dollars a kilo for what is essentially trash is outrageous.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's a bit steep.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Really steep and also look at it, it is not great.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Do you think it was this specific? Like? I wonder
if it was a director from head office to be like, guys,
we need to make some more cash. How do we like?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I don't think so. I don't think the supermarket really
knew that it was happening. I reckon it's been an
idea from a massive tight ass manager at that specific.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Trying to keep food costs down. Absolutely get his bonus,
and he's been caught out.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But the bottom line is that is that is food work.
Like that's that's rubbish. There's nothing you can do with that.
What are people going to do with that? Like the
end of bacon, I understand, because you can you know,
cook it in pasta or whatever. What on earth are
people going to do? You can't even give that to
a dog.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You wouldn't give it to your dog.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh no, you can't. It'll make them very, very sick.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Aaron Patterson would buy it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's too fascinating.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What have Willies said.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
About Okay, they have said we do sometimes Sylviean's of
our slicemeed range in an effort to reduce food waste
and divert food products from landfill, which is noble. They said, However,
in this instance, we did not get it right, and
we apologize for any confusion, cause.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What odd thing to get wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We did not get it right according to that specific
New Zealand serve Michel. But I can tell you what
New Zealand did get right, and that is some of
the greatest songs of all time New Zealand. Yes, so
one of my favorite songs of all time, in my
top ten, along with all the other daggy stuff that
you know that I love is a song from New
Zealand from nineteen ninety four by a little duo called
(10:40):
Sisters Underground. The song is in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Shout out to all the kiwi's out there listening.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yes, thank you, thank you for the devon and thank.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You for the music, and thank you for being great
party pals and good drinkers.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Thank correct.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I love my Kiwi mates.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
To the Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I mean a stay tuned if you've been enjoying Tim
and Joel's journey with Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What a prize, What a prize. This afternoon they will
be calling one lucky winner and sending them and a
friend to Sweden.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Hey, hey, that's what they say there. Hey Achi j
is it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, I mean we were you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Know that from my time at NIKEA.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We were talking about Max Martin, the music producer yesterday
who is from Sweden, and Taylor was flying over to
Sweden to record this up.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I love that element.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
But he lives there and she's taller swift, and he
still said, you come to me, you come to me,
ip you.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But we could be sending Tim and Joel could be
sending you to Sweden to see Edgsh're in live in
concert that's happening after four o'clock. They're not the only one,
they're not. What are you so excited? Before they do that,
we're going to tell you where we are sending you next.
And this all kicks off six a Monday.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Novah is your home of the world's biggest stars. This year,
We've sent you to see Post Malone, Lady Gaga, who
a Riah Kerry. You're in the most amazing cities all
around the globe.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
And now all right, all right, we're see if this
is Benson Vione Benson Boone live in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You and a mate having to Vegas for an unforgettable
concert experience.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Benson Boone's new album American Heart is out now, featuring
the hits Sorry I'm here for someone Else in Mystical Magical.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Benson Boone.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Welcome to the show, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
My name is Benson Boone.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Ride in Vegas when all next week the home of
Benson Boone.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I mean, maybe you'll be in front row and he'll
do a summersault on some of his sweat you and
then you'll be pregnant. Wow, Yes, that's what That's how
it works with Benson Boone.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Really, the backflip sweat impregnates women correct and men to
yes huge. It all kicks off from six am Monday.
It's as simple as the edge shearing competition. When you
hear a Benson Boone song, call thirteen twenty four to
ten to get in the draw, and we're talking flights
to Las Vegas, accommodation, the whole shebang. Did you know
(13:39):
Swanny he was a competitive diver in high school.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I did not know that, but it makes sense. It
checks out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The man can backflip. But also before we get all
excited and start calling for that make sure you keep
it locked on Nova all afternoon to hear Ricky lead,
Tim and Joel make that winning edge sharing call.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Imagine the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, you're listening to the Chrissy Swanshow. And look at that.
We were talking about Lil Wayne earlier. That song involves
Little John, Little John my guy, Chrissy's click face, Little
John Little John?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Would any white he live John?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
My guy?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did? Little was Little Joe Little John involved with turned
down for what?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, no, he's my guy. Like that's the one that.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Goes durn damn. What are some other ones? None?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Snap your fingers?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
How does that go?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Step steps?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You just make that up? You were just like the
newest recruit on Young Talent time. Wow, then did you
want to do that? By the way, with your dance background.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I was more of a Jason Colemon. So you think
you can dance? Guy?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Us? You were were you just watching that going look
at that? Critiquing. Hey, let's t about critiquing because one
of our favorite TV judges, Neil Whittaker, he left the block.
He's so stylish. I love Neil Whittaker so much, love
him too, And he left the block. To look after
his husband, who was going through a period of ille health.
(15:16):
And I see, I guess his husband is feeling a
lot better because Neil Whittaker is back, but he's not
on the Block anymore. He is joining seven's new renovation show,
My Reno Rules.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh, this is the one that Lambo guy has backed. Yes,
Adrian Portelli.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Adrian Portelli, it's gonna be good. I think, you know,
if you like that sort of thing, it's going to
be juicy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hard to go up against the Block, the juggernaut and
formula that it has worked so well and has such
a rusted on audience, but smart by seven because people
love Neil.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, and people love MKR, which is kind of like
Master Chef but mean, So if seven can do the
Block but mean, people love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Do we know any of the other judges?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yes, Simon Cohen, who is the who's a buyer's agent
so he's going to do all the real estate his stuff.
And Julia Green who I follow on Instagram. You would
have heard of it, Greenhouse Interiors. They've just got beautiful,
beautiful things all the time. She's really classy and really
really stylish.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Sick. I think that'll do well, it's actually a.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Really good like I don't think she's done much to
tell you before. So that's a really good find from
seven Love It. Now we need to talk about Margaret
Quali now she is an actress. I love her because
I love her mum. Do you know Andy McDowell her mum?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah? With what show did they do together? Was it
The Maid on Me?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Maybe? Maybe they did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Did you not watch that?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I didn't watch that, No, sworn.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's such a great show.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I feel like I started to watch it, but it
just made me so sad, so depressing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's when I first fell in love with them.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Both, right with Andy McDowell. Wow, Okay, So I loved
her in uh, you know, Groundhog Day, Green Card. I mean,
she's just fabulous. So I was thrilled to see that
her daughter has got her acting Chops. Anyway, may not
have her interview, Chops, because she went on one of
the American morning shows, Today Show, and it was a
(17:17):
very awkward interview and I don't know whether she was
feeling odd or see. She's married to Jack Antonoff, who
is Taylor's bff and a wonderful collaborator.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Produced has produced the album she's released over the last
few years.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, but she's not working with him in the new
for the new one. And that's fine. I mean, it
doesn't doesn't really matter, but I feel like there's may
be something awkward. Have listened to this interview.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
It's just you mentioned your husband, Jack, of course, has
produced with Taylor for years. Perhaps you heard she's got
a new album that's coming out. Can you tell us
anything about it?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't know anything, but well I'll be excited to
listen to music.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Thank you appreciated, and congrats again on the film. Congrats
on all the films and all the things. Please tell
mom hello as well.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Okay, well, okay, well the things you can't see in
the audio. She's just stiff as a balls, not taking
her eyes off the guy. It's just so funny as
weirdest thing. I'm sure everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
This this is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
So much exciting information today. It is Friday. It's bread
Hollows Friday. So if you get on the show between
now and the time we hand over to the beautiful
Rickie Lee at Tim and Joel, you get some funny
money as my grand used to call it to spend
it specs.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Savor you sure do, Swany and join the Christy Swan
team throughout August for Fred's Big Run. Help the Fred
Hollow's Foundation share the vision supported by our pals at Specsavers.
So far we have raised.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Over twelve and a half thousand dollars unbelievable stuff. And
the number of eyesight we have saved we were told
was it eighty six fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Five, five hundred and five, five hundred.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
And five people can see because of what you have
done that is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. Next it is Chrissy's Quizzy and.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Unless we've got to do Fresh Friday Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Inside the bumbag is a Specsator voucher obviously because it's
fread Hollows Friday very night and also coming up before
the end of the show, Swanye in our new pal
Belinda Russell.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Now don't you see what came in and tried to
teach me how to do a viarral TikTok about spat
is if people into Russell can sort of parlay her
success with David Campbell into me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I hope so I have faith before we get to
that though. Let's do this.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Christy one show.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Little thing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight,
Faked my Real Bakers, Chrissy Songs, Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I got a little binger this morning on my phone
and new inner heartbeat that this is the song we
would be playing in Fresh Fridays, Fresh out of the Oven,
Fresh this Morning. The new single from the gorgeous Olivia Dean.
She we we're really enjoying Nas du Nas at the moment,
(20:18):
but I think you're gonna love this. Have you heard
this single in its entirety? Because it was only released
this morning?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
No, I haven't. I over the weekend was enjoying lady Lady,
Remember I sent you.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The strange shots, Yes, you did, so.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I've just been like repeating that, but I've not listened
to this Bran new one.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, this one is amazing. It's called Man I Need.
It is by the great Olivia Dean. It's off her
upcoming album that everyone's desperate to get. But you've still
got to wait till the twenty sixth of September, which
is a week before Taylor's. So it's going to be
a busy week for.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Me, so much happening. Man, I need for fresh Fridays.
Here on the Christies One Show, The Christy Swan.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Show, Let's give away a bum bag.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Rachel, Hello, Rachel, I know why is it that the
screens do this at this time every day?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's like there's a ghost in the machine.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Every Friday, this happens.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yes, and every Courtney who's also waiting for us?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
We've got Rachel now?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Hello, Hello Rachel.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
How did you feel about having a very famous haircut
named after you?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I do. I didn't know that the Rachel.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I've never heard of the Rachel.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Choking. Everybody had the Rachel from Friends, the.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Rachel from Friends, Right, I get it?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yes, Wait, I'm I'm with Rachel. I'm obviously to alone.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I think I'm young.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Everybody knows the Rachel, clearly not every I mentioned the
Rachel last night, but I was in a hairdressing, so
I was with the right people. Hello, Courtney, Hello, what
do you love to do on the weekend?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Spend time with my family sometimes because I'm a nurse,
I work.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, it's a good release, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
You going to the echa going to like what they
call a mini echer, so obviously the big echer is
in Brisbane. There's like little carnivals around the southiex Brisbane
where they have like little fares. There's ride show bags.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
They cooked goods, cooked goods, caught.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yes, daggood dog.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Another daggle dog. All right? May the best woman win
your names of your buzzes best of five meaning the
first person to get three answers correct, whin's the game
gets the bum bag? Let's go. Question number one, which
form of the block judge has joined Channel seven's rival
Reno show Rachel? Yes, Rach is Neil Witticker. I'm thrilled
to see that classy gent back on the screens. Question
(23:00):
number two, what is the term for an animal that
is active at night? Courtney, Colonel it is correct, nocturnal.
Rachel's upset with that?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Well, Courtney, I just heard the she definitely got in
just before your age.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Sorry, baby, Joe Jonas is celebrating your birthday today. Can
you name the actress he used to be married to?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Courtney?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yes, Courtney, Sophy Turner.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's right. God, that was a mess, wasn't it? It
was awful?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Was that the whole ring doorbell, Yes, scenario, Yes, it was.
Question number four, this is for the wing Courtney.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What is the capital city of Iceland. It's a bit
of a mouthful. Just do your best, yes, Rach.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
I don't know why I said for my name, so
I have no clue. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Do you want to have a crack court think No,
it's Rakervic cool name. It is cool, but spell it no.
Question number five, what is the name of Taylor Swift's
twelfth upcoming album? Yes, Rach correct, that's to a piece?
(24:15):
Am I right? Jack?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Surey Swanny? Question six is the tiebreaker?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Earlier this week, what former prime minister was seen holding
up a car park boongate?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This was funny footage.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I missed it, Prime Minister.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah. That kid in the back is saying tony ha alright,
let's move on. Question okay, next tie break up? Which
chocolate brand is recalling products due to marvelous plastic contamination? Rachel?
Rachel for the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Wind is Indeed, Rach, you have the bum bag, but
because of his Fred Hollow's Friday, you both get a
Spec Savior's voucher so you can head into a store
this weekend and get some fresh glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Awesome, a great weekend, guys, Rachel. We love you, We
love you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Nice ladies. Hey, speaking of nice ladies. Next, Belinda Russell
is teaching us to dance the Chrissy Swan Shows.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
A couple of weeks ago, I said this, that reminds
me of you last night, probably in the corner Carl
Stefanovic singing your favorite song.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No do you know who I was with your spot
on those singing that song with a great Belinda Russell
from Channeline, who's a mad dancer.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
She's fun.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I'm like her so fun.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Can she come in and maybe she can teach me
what Jojo Siwa could not, which was a dance movie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think she could. I reckon you two could go
viral on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
In this case, she is not the cat's mother. She
is Belinda Russell and we've been able to catch her.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Who.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
Thanks, guys, I'm here by your world.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I know you video.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Such a fan of you and DC David Campbell and
you're dancing. Thanks. It's the most joyous thing on television.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
It's fun.
Speaker 12 (26:10):
I mean, we actually don't do it on television, but
I know what you mean. We post it on social
media and yeah, we love doing it.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Don't you do it on television Channel nine?
Speaker 12 (26:19):
Loostener, correct, that's the dancing that starts with another channels.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Channel to the Today Extra bosses and nine Bosses should
lean in and create their own little spin off segment.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Do you reckon people to watch it?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yes, yes, yes they would you could be, yes, Belinda,
I am such a bad dancer. You know Jack is
classically trained classically.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, ballet, ye, ballet.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Wow, you need to show me your moves later.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
They're like, I can still have still got all of
this stuff?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yes, I love it, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I haven't done it since I was sixteen and I'm
twenty eight now, so I've like, you lose it, but
you still kind of have it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, h muscle memory, you never lose, have you. You've
obviously done dancing.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Yes, I spent many of my childhood hours in a
dance studio and.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
A bit like you.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
I think I got to you know, seventeen eighteen, and
then went do I still want to do this? Or
choose something else? But yeah, it's so fun and I
now have three teenage daughters.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Did you when you said you'd want to choose something
else when he's seven er, did you do what Jack
did and chose the booze life? Well, yeah, fruits life.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
I choose university, so I guess yes, same thing.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
My journey through dance was my mum booked me into
a jazz ballet class when I was about ten, and
I did like that, but picking up the flowers from
the basket. Yes, for forty five minutes, and then I
cried all the way home and I never went again.
(27:52):
I was a chubby child and awkward and it wasn't
for me. It wasn't for me.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
It's never too late, Chrissy. Let's get you in a
too too back in the dance.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We're about to find out if it is too like
Christy Love.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Were reading your wiki bell and it said that you
produced a kid's environment show in the early days of
your career. Is this true?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We guessed, We guessed what it was.
Speaker 12 (28:14):
Well, tell me what you guess is so my first
job out of the university was it Channel ten in
Brisbane as a segment producer for Totally Wild with Ranger.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
States was still on the books.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
She's fabulous and yeah, it was really fun. I did
it for about eight months before I got a job
in the newsroom.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
That opening theme is so like evocative of that, like
it's like the end of school.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Yes, it was like four point thirty years and.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
That was always the time that I walked in the
sliding door at the back and just headed straight for
the toaster and it had like a loaf of bread
one after the other. Watching it totally wild that that
theme songs.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I think I'd smash a whole box of chicken creepies.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Question.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Now there is a scandalous story. Oh and I want
to know.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
All crassy, crazy chrissy.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Because I have never been asked out on a date,
and no one has ever slid into my DMS apart
from unusual people. And all they want to do is, like,
you know, say where did you get your earrings from?
That's one One guy asks me that every single time, and.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
He's still having a crack every time.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Anyway, a rod, let's talk a rod alex Threeez used
to be married to Jennifer Lopez allegedly slid into your DMS.
Tell me what that feels like, Tell me what he said?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Oh my gosh, of course you had to bring this up.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Look, that just turned into a much bigger story than it.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Of course, when you wake up.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's not like the news out.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I woke up that morning and I checked my Instagram,
as you do, and it said that I had a
message from because I didn't follow him, it came up
in my requests from a rod with the blue tick
and it said great Feed. And I thought, this is crazy,
And so I was working on Today Extra at the time,
(30:27):
and of course, you know what it's like, You're all
just like, you know, you share, and I wish I
hadn't have.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Because, like, we need to talk about this.
Speaker 12 (30:34):
I blame the cheeky Richard Wilkins because on air he
was kind of like, you know, do you think by
great Feed?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
You know, do you think he was interested in a
bit more than you just your feed?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (30:47):
So then of course it blew up and next minute
Entertainment tonight, I wanted to.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Do an interview because I think, I know it was
crazy and I just wanted to like get rid of this,
already bury the story. So of course I didn't do
any of that. All of a sudden, I guess I
don't know, because he just split up from j Lo
and he had, you know, allegedly you know, done things
like that before, slid into.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Him.
Speaker 11 (31:16):
Never never met him.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I wonder how he came across your insta, Like, was
it your the dancing video? Yes?
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I think it was the dancing that it's But it
was so bizarre because the comment that he made on
the video it was in my.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You know, the.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
Yes ess those so he'd done a real deep dive.
But in saying that, his team did then come out
and say, actually.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
It was his daughters. She had sent the message. So
so it's nice to know that his daughters think my
dancing is great.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Has anyone else slid into your dance.
Speaker 11 (31:51):
Well after that? Which was so funny.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
So shortly after that, King of Comedy, David Spade sent
me them, like two mornings later, I woke up with
a message from him russells Yeah, saying hey, it's a
rod new phone, which was hilarious, funny, so funny.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And so also that is a trojan horse he was
sliding in, and so.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
I just said to him, look, I needed that laugh.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Thank you so much, and you delivered the perfect punchline
to end this story.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
He said, what time do I pick you up?
Speaker 12 (32:28):
We'll be a bit hard travel to Australia. But I
mean it's it's it's a story, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Now go and follow Belinda on her Instagram at Belinda
Russell and tune into Today Extra. You're on there all
the time. You're always feeling and popping up.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
We love having you on the show too.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I love being on there with you. Guys. We're going
to get into a song and learn a TikTok dance.
Follow us at the Christy Swan Show. Have you picked
some easy dancers for us to learn?
Speaker 11 (32:53):
Well, you did say to pick easy one?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You must because I do not. I can't even you.
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Can do it?
Speaker 12 (33:01):
No, yeah, nope, Okay, we're going to practice and you're
gonna be the queen of.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
TikTok the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Get on the other end of this giant bag of letters, Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Indeed, we love an old fashioned pen pal. You can
send it by mail or you can slide on into
our dms on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Make it mean please, We.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Do like it mean weirdly. Now let's kick things off.
I microwaved you a pie earlier on this week.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Jack.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
By the way, it was bloody delicious.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We were so young that I had a second one.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was two minutes. What was the brand?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I didn't see the brand.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Had a cool package anyway, Okay, I have to find
out because they were good.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
It was square, So it wasn't just your classic four and.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Twenty, No, it wasn't. Having said that a four and twenty,
now loopy six one six has a problem with it,
she says, a pie in the microwave that is sacrilegious
is a soggy pie. Look, ordinarily I would agree with you,
but when you're starving.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Mate, I was coming off a two day Loki's bender, correct,
But I will cop a microwaved pie.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
So you did not have the time and waste waiting
for the preheat at La La La. You wanted it
in your God.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The idea I would have eaten it frozen. The fact
that someone was going to get.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
You something deep, well, I did microwave it and brought
it to you, But there was no sauce in the
main kitchen here. We've got two kitchens at Nova, and
I just we didn't have to. I didn't have time
to go down and get you some. So on air,
I said, I'm so sorry, Jack, there's no sauce. And
then I looked outside and there were lots of people,
producers enjoying the show outside. Emma Zach I think Scudder
(34:49):
was there too, Taylor four tailor four four, people just listening,
and I cracked it and I said, could you go
and get some like listen to we're saying anyway? Of course,
they walked down to the next kitchen, got some sort
problem solve. Larks three zero nine was listening to this
and they said, no, I didn't know they were hired
(35:10):
as servants.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
They're not. They're friends, their producers, and they managed to
produce some sauce. Correct producers produce all sorts of things.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You're not. You didn't feel like, so I don't worry.
Just keep eating the burgery.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's good. I mean, your secret is safe with us.
We won't tell management that YouTube nothing, okay. Now I
knew something before you, and it made me feel very
young and you feel very old. The word that the
language in the parlance of our times is I ship something.
(35:46):
I ship specifically a new relationship. Right, So I've never
heard I was saying that I ship Pam and Limb.
Of course, who doesn't. If you don't ship Pam and Liam.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Tell us why sliding to our d one to know or.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Find somewhere else to listen. At this time you are
not welcome. This is old, lady love, and I love it,
Kim says, even I knew this Jack, and I am
very very old.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Sorry, Kim, she doesn't look that old.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Just got a nice Turco's blowth on in the photo. Now,
last week I was so impressed with a trick using
lemon and a greater Yeah. I saw it on taste
dot Com that I you it's the old box grater
that we all used to use, and then you've got
that really vicious side. And I've never known what the
vicious side is for. And it's for zesting lemons. What
you do is you put greaseprop paper over it and
(36:36):
then bang, it's there. Anyway, you said after I've done it,
you said lick.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It because I wanted you to try the zest you'd
mate to it.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
The way you said.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
It was like you know, two am on a Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, And anyway you said it twice
in a very demented way, and I did it. I
did exactly what you said and I locked it. And
then I said I'll do anything you tell me, and.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
S.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Roberts says, I'll do anything you tell me. Jack as well, Christine.
So he's got the hots for you, which is nice.
You'll take it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Love that you take it, wouldn't you? I admitted on
TV this week I pay fifty dollars a month for
Hinge Premium and I'm still single.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
We've got to talk about online dating. Remember we met
Lynnette this week and I said, why don't you get it?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
Why don't you get a new Hinge private?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
She goes, I couldn't be bothered. And also Alia has
just asked how long have you done radio for? And
long time? Four hundred years, No, twenty three years. You
think i'd be better at it by now, wren't you now?
On Wednesday, I gave away my twenty eleven Logi's dress
(37:46):
after asking on Instagram and on air why do you
want it? You know? And it ended up going to
a guy that's going to turn it into a long
coat and wear it to a karaoke national competition in
Thailand where he's representing this very country and he's going
to see m playing to win by John Farnham. I
didn't make that up, even though it sounds like a
dream come true for me.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, anyway, Robbie says, I, if you gave it to me,
I would destroy its meansn't it? That's savage Broccoli Travels says, Oh,
that'd make such a good toilet roll.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
People really loved that dressed, didn't they.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You didn't win it. It's going to be a star
in Thailand.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
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get with us and make as much money as possible
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Speaker 1 (38:42):
Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Tree.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Barrymore another one of my Queen's love that woman. I
saw a little stipp of today. She had the great
Julia Fox uncut charms, uncut jar on her show. She
was dressed in an unusual way. Did you notice the footage?
I don't know what the.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Theme dress was there, Barrymore, Yeah, she was dressed like Julia.
I imagine earlier on in the show, Julia did a
makeup and made it look like that. That's just my
that's my guess.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, because he came on, I felt, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Tell? What is that shadow?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
And what's happened to you? What's happening anyway? She looks unusual.
They had a gorgeous conversation. They're on a similar wavelength.
I reckon Julia Fox Anddrey Barrymore and they got onto
the topic of trolls, and I just think Julia Fox's
take on it is really refreshing and true.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
Where's your boundary with social media?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Where do you say?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I won't even acknowledge this, delete out I need.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
I actually leave the troll comments up because I feel
like it's so embarrassing for them that they need to
live with their mistakes. You know, you're that person. I like,
if anything, I just feel bad for them. And also
it's like, I'm not going to clean up your mess.
If you're projecting and having a meltdown at your computer
over someone you don't even know, or at your phone,
(39:56):
it's like that's on you, Like you need a therapist.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I just love the moment he goes, you're that person.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeh, she's a spot on.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She is spot on. Do you ever get any troll.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, and I leave them as well. Sometimes I like
replying to them, so do I because some of them
I feel like I want you to see what they've said.
But then some of them get rocked, like the woman
did with your comedy program.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah she's red mean about my neck again?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
That bad?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
It really isn't it really is?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yes, it is. You see someone maybe have a.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Beautiful weekend, Swanye, and keep it locked on over because
next Ricky leads him and Joel are calling someone to
telling them to tell them they're seen Edge year in Sweden.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
And the thing is, even if you're not in the
running for it, it will lift your spirits to somebody's
day slash life being made.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
It sure will. And shout out to our man Smallsey
for his final show.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Smallsy, My god, I don't know how you've worked at
this industry in twenty three years when you're only twenty two.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to Novo podcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Are you
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