June 16, 2025 • 44 mins
What is it that drives trolling online? Is Influencer, Indy Clinton right in taking legal action with her 64-page PI report? Plus, we introduce a new segment, 'Judge Jackie' where Jack decides whether something is cool or uncool!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi, Hello, Swanee. How is your weekends?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I really missed you. I really missed you and Tom
and I had I had one of those beautiful moments, Broy,
Oh my god, I'm so lucky to have those boys
in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I felt the same. I was, although Tom and I
were out together Saturday night, but I was excited to
come to work today.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We just had lovely fun texts we did. Thought you
were a bunch of flowers and a lasagna for your dinner,
both of them.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You are the queen and I got you the yes.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For you, Tom like for me, and I got you
closed orientals because I know, on a sweeping statement you
said orientals are only chic when they're closed.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
There's just some there's something beautiful about the flowers.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
How did you go with your stationary sorting?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Jack? It's it's beautiful. I have it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I videoed it to show you because words don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wow. Yeah that pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I did it. I did it. I also made a
list of things that I must achieve by Sunday night,
and I achieved absolutely not one of them. But the
stationery is done.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You got one thing done.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hey, we've got a massive show there is so much
to talk about. First things first, Chrissy's passport to Puulia.
We're giving away this trip on Friday Swaming.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm so excited for whoever is going to this absolute
top shelf region in Italy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Register via the Nova player up if you'd like to
play along and get in the running. We're gonna be
speaking about Indy Clinton and influencer that's really stood up
to trolls.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, I love it. I've got so many questions about trolls.
If you are a troll and you do it for fun,
you are safe to give us a call at any point.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Thirteen twenty four ten. I've just got so many questions.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But now won't judge you Say good a thirteen twenty
four to ten. Did the kids say something funny over
the weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Peg has absolutely ripped out a cracker.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I can't wait to hear it. Happy Monday here on
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Say gooday is something that for you swim say as.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
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Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's still come to the.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Crazy same what I want to know, is did your
kid say something cute? It's see. I mean, when you
have kids, they say cue stuff all the time when
they're little and they're learning how to speak, and then
it dies down. But Peg, my twelve year old, who's
basically a woman, she still can occasionally rip one out.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And this is what she said. I want to get
the words exactly, Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You must. PEG's the kind of gal though that she
is just funny sometimes without realizing, like she just says
things that just make me laugh. And it's the way,
the deadpan way in which she delivers it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's the dead pan. H it's the dead pan. She's
a killer.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So she looked me dead in her eyes and she said,
I'm so tired tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Feels.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I thought, that is perfect, brilliant. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
To borrow you and me both, babe ha.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Ha Christine, Hello, Hi guys, how are you? How's your weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Not too bad. I did a birthday party on the
weekend with my grandson.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Wow, how old did he turn?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Five? Five?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
And I just had my eyebrows Michael braided and passing
little spot. Yes can you asked me in front of everyone. Manny,
why did you color your eyebrows in they don't move?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And you said that is the exact point. Grandson.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I just said, don't you worry about it. Mind your business.
You're having a party.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I had that done once years ago, and it was
so painful. I never could do it again. I just
I mean, I'm thrilled for anybody that can do it.
I don't know if I'm extra sensitive in my eyebrow region,
but it was agony.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It is a sensitive region, so I can appreciate it. Hey, Christine,
two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Heybian Car, Hi, guys, how are you? I'm so good?
What did your kids say? That was cute?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, so my husband just started you and he's doing
really well. But my son begged him not to go
on the weekend and said, please don't live You're tummy
like it's Mike Pillow.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I lovely.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
He's just heartbroken that the belly's going.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Did your husband call a Jim and say, I'm I'm
never coming back and instead got a family chips.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
We ate some chocolate that night, Chrissy, we made up
for it here.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You got to I bet you're happy. About it going though.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Yeah, honestly he's looking good.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
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him on a holiday once he's super fit.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hello Anthony, Hello Greasy. Yeah, how are you going? How
was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm not too bad yourself?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Thank you? Thank you so much for asking.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You've got little kids?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I sure do. I've got three under six.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh I had that night, Maary, What did your two
year old say? So?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
My two year old we were driving along the Western
Ring Road and out of nowhere she goes, Daddy, Daddy,
look a truck.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
But instead of staying truck, she said.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The F word.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Did you say?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
What neighborhood? Am I driving through?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
That?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
She can see that from the window.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways has been transferred
to you. Thank you so much. Good on you our pleasure. Hey. Next,
we're talking about cool slash uncle injuries from the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
The Crazy Swan Show. There's been a few stupid injuries. Yeah,
I'm going around, and first of all, I want to
talk about Ellen Pompeo. She's we got to know her
in er, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I thought she's just always been grazes anatomy.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, grazes anatom me. Sorry, yes, I knew it was
a medical something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
She's still on it, Oh is she? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Crazy Anatomy I finished years ago, didn't I?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Really, Crazy Natomy is still going what I swear the
crazy artemy is still going. No, yes, no, yes, Emma
is confirming for me. It is still on. And that's
why she recently did a huge press tour talking about
I think it was there.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It must be the longest running series.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ever, season twenty one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So it started in two thousand and five. Yeah, and
it's still going.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
She's on one of the streamers as the mother in
the dramatized version of you know that couple in America
that adopted a baby, a little girl from overseas, but
the little girl turned out to be thirty five? Oh wow,
yeah do you know that story?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well there's a drama and she's the mother
in anyway, we digress. She has heard herself in the lamest,
daggiest way possible. Have a listen.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I wish it was like a cool, sexy or exciting story.
Is doing some cool stumps or something, or a pickleball
or something. I just I just you know, always have
to sleep. I almost like my party trick. I literally
have done this three times.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
How do you how do you end up in a
cast by getting out of bed too quickly?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean that must be a high bed. She's made
some good coin on grays Anatomy, so I imagine the
bed is bougie.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, this must be like to do it three times.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, like be more careful getting out of bed.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Bait exactly. She is right, that is uncool.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But to say that a cool way to hurt yourself
is by playing pickle ball, jury's out.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
On that jury's out.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Although pickleball is making a return, it's quite a like
on the Valley and vander Pump rules. That's what they
do when they're doing their group activities. They go to
someone's house and play pickleball.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And then fools. Speaking of the juries out, I've got
a little idea. Hmm, let's do Judge Jackie. Okay, I'm
going to come to the I'm gonna I'm gonna defend
myself here. Actually, no, I'm going to talk about this,
and you've got to tell me if it's a cool
way to hurt yourself, okay, or a bad way to
(08:12):
hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Cool or uncol great, I'm good at judging.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hi, you are shuts jack it AFL game. The tradition
is that a punter, not a player. Nobody flicks the coin,
does the coin toss, letting the players know which end
they're gonna they're going to kick off. The game app
on the weekend. An older gentleman, I'm going to say,
(08:39):
it's not offensive, is it? No, obviously got the call up.
He's not a he's not a player, he's not a sportsman, nothing,
and he did the coin toss. Now, what is involved
People that don't understand or haven't seen an AFL game,
what's involved in a coin toss.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Is exactly that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That literally, you toss a coin right, there's no running,
there's not nothing. You toss a coin. He has pulled
a handstring to the point of it's off the bone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Have a listen.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Is that a legit? He having a lite?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think the word out of the Saints camp was
that he has how many weeks? Are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's minimum three? That's a that's a standard three weekend.
I think could be some tendt involvement. Was he expecting
to do more coin tossing or is he his dreams
are O, M'll be one and darn it one damn.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Can you imagine his WhatsApp group at the moment, I
hadn't be merciless. I mean they are laughing. That looks
very painful, because later on the guy Nick Yeah, showed
some footage of his hamstring black and blue with bruising,
and it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Was quite peculiar what he had to say. Should we
quickly listened to that? Probably? No me to think I
could just go out and toss the coin without any preparation.
I paid the price. It's a foolish mistake. How long
do you think you're out for? I'm probably going to
miss six or Haven tosses, I guess.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean, look, an obvious question is what does preparation
for a coin toss look like? Walking out into the
middle and flicking your thumb. It's very very odd, Judge Jackie,
I think is that cool? It's in front of a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I think it's cool. He's a slightly older dude. It's
a pretty cool opportunity I imagine for a footy fan
like him. I think he's probably a sponsor or something
to go out there and do that. I'm like, what
a great story to tell. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm surprised don't need twenty four ten. Give us a
call with what you consider was a stupid way or
a cool way that you injured yourself and judge it
to you Judge Jackie or two if you're.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show. Ellen Pompeo
got out of bed and basically broke her leg. A
guy did a coin toss on the weekend in an
AFL game and ripped his hamstring off the tendon. I
just can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And we've seen the bruise. It's wild, yeah, Ellen Pompeo
for me uncool. Yeah, but Nick Harrison, the guy that
pulled his hammy, he's in order to do that's cool.
I think that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right, give us a call, tell us how you've
hurt yourself and face the wrath or the approval of
Judge Shacky. You are about to enter the courtroom of
Judge Jackie Charles. The people are real, the injuries are real,
the rulings are final.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is Judge Jackie.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right, all right, Yeah, I'm gonna go first, can
I can I approach the approach the bench?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Hey, I love your lace collar, by the way.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Thanks so much. It's a real walk.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I fell out of a shower at a hotel. So
I misjudged how unlevel the shower floor was to the
bathroom floor. I thought it was the same level, okay,
And I stepped out and it was thing.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It was lower, and I basically one leg went.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That way and the other leg it that way. And
I lived with that injury for about twenty years to
the point where it ended up I couldn't walk.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Wow. Was the hotel five stars? Yes, that's a cool injury.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's go to Christy. Hey, Christy, Hey,
how are you going? Yeah? Good? How you sound like
you are getting down to bidnid. You please approach the
bench and state your case for Judge Jackie.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Okay. So I'd just been for a check up on
a surgery that I just had a couple of days prior,
and I was walking through the park and not at
the hospital, and my right ankle I rolled it on
uneven concrete. I put my left foot down to stop me,
but instead of hitting the ground, I've gone off the
gutter and snapped my tibia or thought.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You just left check up about your other lesk.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yep, all right, Judge Jackie. Is this a cool injury
or an uncool injury?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm sorry, Christy, but that is uncool, Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Very uncle, mainly because you would have been cradling it
in the cowling like the struck dog in a park
full of other people.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Baker's a light voucher for you, Christy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Hello Brook, please approach the bench.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Hello guys, Hello, So about a year ago, I was
just in bed, you know, casually waking.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Up and thought, oh, got a sneeze and had a
big sneeze, and I actually fractured.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Two ribs and it actually the most pain I've ever
been in in my life.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
It was about four to five months recovery.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Too, Brook.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Have you ever heard anybody else that has cracked ribs
from sneezing?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I have it, and I went to ostio and she
couldn't believe that it was because I had sneeze.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
I'm only in my thirties, so she said, this is
quite unrepped.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can I tell you your I'm so glad you called today,
because a trouble shared is a trouble harp. My mum
has done the same thing. Yeah, sneezed and yeah, I know,
and I thought she was going to be the only one.
All right, Judge Jackie brook sneezing and breaking ribs. Cool injury.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Cool injury, that's quite iconic. I think that's cool.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Fast I thought it was, guy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, the fact you were in bed brook and it
wasn't just an obvious sporting injury that makes it cool
to me.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You've got one hundred dollars prize pack from dermal therapy.
Let's go to someone else.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Hello, Phil, please approach the bench state your case to
Judge Jackie.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Hello, guys, so I broke my toe twice on two
separate occasions, and it was with a bowling ball.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What two separate occasions but the same scenario, a bowling ball?
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Are you? Are you a professional bowler?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Are you? Do you do that often?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I do?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Good's Jackie?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
The fact that you are a frequent bowler and that
you do it often?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What's he gonna say?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
On?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Cool? Phil? Be better? Be better, my friend.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Alright, let's finish with Wendy.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Hello Wendy, Hi, I was Christmas shopping with my one
year old son and got the pram out of the boot,
opened up, whacked myself in the nose and broke my nose.
So our Christmas photos were not called big black eye
and pose nose.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And you were there at the shopping center with your
baby as well.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yep, Wendy, Oh, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That's the saddest stories.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm sorry, but you lost me a praym. That's on. Cool, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Up to the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Katie Perry is out and about. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Chrissy's clique, Katy Perry, she's she got seven thousand dates.
She's going to be here until twenty thirty five. She
hit the club in Melbourne. There is a great club
on Chapel Street called poof Doff, the Great PuF Doff,
one of the great name.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I was out on Chapel Street Saturday night too, damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I know, imagine if you just popped into Puftuff.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I know, I never go there. It's a great club.
But I'm just such an electric boy, so yes.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I know, I know. But Katie isn't. Katie is a
pufftoff girl. She is and she was among her people.
Don't you worry about that? Particularly when she put thousands
of dollars behind the bar? Must provide.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
How fun happened fun.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'd love to be able to do that one day,
to just pay for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'll sort of do.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Actually, you should go to Postoff one day and do that.
My favorite video I saw was her asking the DJ
to play Addison Ray. She knows what's happening, she knows
what music she should be listening to.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
She danced to Addison Ray, she danced to Gaga.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
She look. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It looks as if she was.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Doing what everyone does it.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yes, there was, she was.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Her eyes and face and movements looked unusual to me.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But they looked usual for that setting.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yes, yeah, yeah, look why not? And let's move on
to Justin Bieber. His Father's Day in the US today,
and he's posted an odd photograph of himself with a
middle finger up emoji saying that he's, you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Know, not the sort of dad backs down or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And also he's lost his mind at the paparazzi. What
is he going to do about this? Because that he's
constantly angry he's constantly feeling hunted, which I totally understand.
How can he get to a place where it's not
going to affect him like this?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's awful, It is awful, but unfortunately in his lifetime,
I can't see it changing. So I think swihening he
needs to go and live on a ranch somewhere and
get out of it too.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I think so too. If you can't beat them, you know,
not join them, but just let them do their thing
and you go elsewhere, because it's gonna send him around
the twist it is.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And I think this latest outburst of the perhaps was
shot in Malibu, and it's like you're I think he's
at Soho house mate. They're waiting at Soho house all
the time, just to see who's coming and going. I
know they're gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Of course, have a listen. Do we have any audience?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
My dad, I'm a husband. You're not getting it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's not clocking to you. I'm a human.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're standing around my car at the beach.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You don't think I'm a real guy, do you?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You're gonna take this video on a context.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You're gonna see I'm mad. I don't know who the
paying you to provoke me, but I'm not the fucking
one way. Stop provoking you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
A real dad, real husband, a real man, don't do
this to me. Okay, he feels what he's saying there
is I feel like a hunted animal. Yes, stop it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It feels like every time we hear him as well,
the sadness and anger in his voice is getting greater.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I agree he's furious there, but he's very loose it
like he's really articulate.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not on whatever he's usually.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's a christy Swan show that sutely speeding through your
three o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Hello Jack, good afternoon, Swani. The vibes are high today.
We love it our Monday.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, Monday is a great day. You know, I stand
by it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It is.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Logan nominations out, Gold Logis and Hello. I think they
need to be renamed the Ladies. Hello, the tvweeg Lady Awards.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
How is this polling out? Publicity shot?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
She's got her eyes closed, so she's the me of
the piece.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Alie Langdon, Julia Morris, Sonya Krueger, Oh my god, Lisa
Miller and not featured for some inexplicable reason. Lynn McGranger
is nominated, but she's not in that shot.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
The great Lynn.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I just love Weed.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I just loved it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And then front and center, the one man in the group,
Hamish Blake. What a lineup, loous.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I love them all and they're all great at what
they do. But I'd love to see our girl poling now.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
In I would too, And I love that she's wearing
full leopard print. It's a neutral by the way to
the publicity event. She looks stunning. She is amazing. I
hope she wins to. In fact, I'd be happy with
any of them. Having said that, I reckon, you should
just have one guy and then that's it. So Krug's
and Hamish like we were playing guests, So I'd put
(21:00):
their little tiles down.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Julia Morris wants it has earned it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Ali Langdon is magical, Lisa Miller is a ray of sunshine.
Lynn McGranger has dedicated her entire life to entertaining us.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Actually, I would love to see Irene take it home.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, and then of course Poe, who's just magic.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Imagine Irene speech, Oh my god, it would be so funny.
Oh hey, speaking of funny things, trolling that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It is not funny. We're going to do a deep
dive because somebody who has been trolled mercilessly for years
has actually taken the power that I want to hear
your opinion on it, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Also, before four o'clock, we'll be playing Chrissy's Passport to Paulia.
On Friday, we will be sending someone to the beautiful
Italian region Pulia. We're just di Vie the Nova player
up if you'd like to play. But next, Christy'squasy, The
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I don't know about you, but I love a bum bag.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Cuissies Quizzy, I really have changed my life, and Emma,
they're going to change yours too.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Really, because it's my birthday, it could be a special one.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What today?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yes, I'm forty plus eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's really significant, Emma, you icon, how are you celebrating?
Speaker 7 (22:23):
I've just prepped some dinner for my two children. I
did go to Kmart and I bought myself a white
fluffy throw Oh lovely.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
What's for dinner tonight? Give us some inspo because every
damn night's getting real tedious.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Oh I know it is a little bit. I have
to spend a bit of time on it. It's look,
it's chicken peters, but I'm not very good in the kitchen,
so I do the sort of guacamole from scratch and
the south are from scratch.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah. Yeah, it's your own birthday dinner.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I am, and I bought myself a cake. O.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Now, whoever wins this bum bag today because your playing
against Tiffany Emma.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Okay, hello, happy birthday, Emma, Thank you gordgeous.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Tiffany, good luck as well to you. But whoever wins
today is also going to go home with an audio
bundle from LG Enjoy innovative portable audio with LG tone
free earbuds and an ex boom speaker. This is valued
at only four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I got to tell you that the tone free
earbuds that is code for you don't hear your children. Hellay,
all right, your names are your buzzers. It's the best
of five. Being the first person to get three answers
Creep wins the game gets the cash, I mean, no
gets the cash. Can't buy money Chris Is wanted to
(23:42):
show bum bag. Question number one. The full list of
nominees for the sixty fifth TV Week Logo Awards has
been revealed.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Can you give us one?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Emma? Emma, I won't pronounce the name very well.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Is it Powlin?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
It's yeah, a beautiful poe from Master Chef. Question number two,
Which two colors do you need to mix together to
create the color Orangeiffany? Emma, Tiffany, it is white and red. No,
that makes pink? Emma, Oh my god, yes, my darling. Yes, tip,
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that is called a brain fart, my darling.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh my gosh, did you have a big weekend? Tip?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Est number three. Eight years ago today, this song Bodack
Yellow was released. Who sings it? No idea?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, no idea. That's the great CARDI b a modern
poet of our time.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Question number four. We currently have Emma on the scoreboard
with two points.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
An Italian museum has called on patrons to respect art
after a couple was filmed breaking what.
Speaker 10 (24:59):
Yes, it is a crystal chair.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, and it's by a famous artist. I can't remember,
but you see these buffoons in there sitting on it.
I'm like, can't I can't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We need to know Bogan policy at museums and places
that have expensive items like that. It was Van Go
by the way, Yes, do that crazy?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Hopefully not in Australia.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Honestly, I would have been an American for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It would have been like, oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Build currently two points to Emma, one to tif Question
number five.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What is Australia's national bird? Emma, Yes, Emma.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
I'm going to say liar bird, but I think I've
got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You do have it wrong. It is not a liar bird.
Tiffany Crooko. It is either it's the EMU, the em you.
They're angry and they look like Brian oun the Incredible actor.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Question number six, which Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Night club did Katie Perry visit at Tiffany? Yes, Tiffany, Okay,
so it's to a piece.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, this is for the win for either of you, ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
What board game features park Lane and Mayfield? Yes, Emma,
it is Monopoly and by the sounds of your accent,
you know all about that. Emma. The bum bag is yours,
the l G pack is yours. It is so great.
Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
No, I'm Glad.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And Tiffany. You don't have to be sorry, because I'm
going to give you one too. Yes, Ladies, Chrissy Swan show,
I want to throw it out there first. You are
in a safe place. You know there is absolutely no
judgment from me about anything you do for fun. None.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Back me up, Jack, Yes, you are the least judgmental
person I know with that stuff, especially given that you
don't drink and you work with me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But all of it, it's like you know, as the
great John Lennon said, whatever that gets you through the night,
it's all right, It's all right. So what I want
to do is ask you if you are a troll
and you do it for fun.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Troll sounds like such a terrible word, but.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
If you kind of agitate and are purposefully nasty to
people on the internet for fun or not for fun,
maybe you really really believe it. I would love to
talk to you. I've wanted to ask so many questions
ever since social media started.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm just so curious.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I am too, Swanny, and I think there could be
people listening that maybe ten years ago or five years
ago were trolling and have now stopped. I'd love to
hear from them too, and what sort of changed in
their psyche to realize lastly that what they were doing
was bad.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah or yeah, what they were getting out of that
at the time. The reason we're talking about this is,
of course Indy Clinton is all over the web and
the news websites. At the moment. To be honest, I
did not know of her, but since she has been
everywhere talking about her trolls, I've looked into where she
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is absolute heaven. She's a vibe, candid, authentic, uncurated, fabulous, fabulous,
So she's an influencer. She's got three kids under I'm
going to say five navy great names, great name Navy, Bambi,
and soul Valerie. I mean what soul Valerie is the baby?
(28:44):
Why didn't I think of that?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I know, right, I'd love to just sit with her
and ask her about how they came to select these names. Yeah,
like how interesting. And her partner husband, I believe on
her TikTok he often features He's a vibe as well,
he's fine well, and.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
She's really like authentic and honest. It's like a woman
that looks like that could very easily skew off into
don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me territory,
But she doesn't. She talks about the loneliness of motherhood.
She talks about the relentlessness of motherhood. It is noisy
(29:19):
and messy at her place. She you know, releases clips
where she hasn't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Done her hair.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
She's still got her pads on like it's she's great.
I think she's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's beautiful chaos. She had a nose job that didn't
go so well. She's really open, honest about that and
self deprecating.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, i'd find her.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I would find her very hard control.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I agree, But yet she has been trolled so mercilessly
for years that she has taken back the power. She
released a little piece of camera where she dive olged
the fact that she has hired a private investigator to
find out who these faceless people are.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And I think it's because she's curious, like we are.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
A lot of you are from Melbourne, Victoria.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Many of you are mothers. No wonder, bullying and saber
bullying never stops because you literally just gave birth to
and raising.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
A bully because you're a bully, And how youre going to.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Break that cycle?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
I literally know every detail, down to your ABN and
down to where you gave birth at Francis Perry Hospital,
even to your gynecologist.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Haha. She's got a sixty four page document about these
people that have been harassing her for years.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think this is fantastic, and I think this is
the way we should be going because in twenty twenty five,
it's a part of everyday life, these trolls, and I think,
especially with kids on social media and stuff, we've got
to stop making people feel like they can just do
it and get away with it. They need to be
held accountable like you would be in a workplace or
the school yard.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Well, some of the things that have been said to her,
if they were said to her on her doorstep, to
her face, charges could very easily be laid at the
very very least an avoy, very very least. But because
laws take a long time to come into effect and
there's a whole lot of red tape and admin that
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needs to be done, I do think that the whole
virtual society is running out of control in a way
that has not been addressed by laws, and sometimes you've
got to take it into your own hands, which is
exactly what she's done.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I agree with you, Swani, and I think things like
the stories like hers will put a cracker up the
authority's backsides to start actioning things in this field and
start trying to change the laws. What do you think
drives a troll and especially given you've been in the
limelight for twenty two years, I have, but I don't
have you experienced it like that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't think I have. I think no, I don't
think I have. I mean, I occasionally get comments on
my appearance that are unkind, I guess, but I sort
of think that I think they're funny. But I haven't
been trolled. I've never felt like I wanted to press
(32:21):
charges or call the police or you know, it was
affecting my mental health, Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
But.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I I think there was a danger early on in
my career that I could have started to take it personally,
and that was where I shut down Facebook and I
shut down Twitter at the time, and I just found
(32:49):
that Instagram. It happens less.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I agree with you. It does feel like the nicest
platform can get pretty nasty. I have a little bit
of a theory that I think Pete, because we've grown
up with television and radio personalities twenty you know for years,
sorry forever. Yeah, that the new social media age and
people that become influencers, much like the Kardashians, just for
being themselves. I think we live in a society that
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suffers from tall Poppy syndrome, and I think people really
find it hard to understand that someone can become a
celebrity just for being themselves, make money just for being themselves,
and have a platform just for being themselves, so they
hate on them.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yes, I agree. I was one of the because I
became well known from Big Brother. That was actually the
first time the Australian public had seen people that dared
to change careers with absolutely no basis or experience.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yes, so I know about that.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know, it wouldn't matter if I had come up
with a que for cancer. The fact that I started
on Big Brother is still a noise a lot of people,
even though I've been doing this for twenty two years. Yourself,
I've been doing it for longer than I've done anything,
(34:16):
So it is interesting. And you did say, why do
I think trolls do what they do? I think it's
about I know that, you think. I mean, none of
us know, so you think it's about jealousy and why
do they get that I'm normal like them and I
don't have it. I think it's about I think they
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find it fun.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, so it's a thrill almost.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, I think it's like, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Like you? And I go on deepop or do you
know what I mean? I look for firewood on Facebook,
Marketplace or whatever. You know, I buy Bluetooth speakers. We've
all got our things, and sometimes what we find fun
we just don't consider is not fun for the person
(35:07):
that is getting it. They don't seem real.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So it's almost incredibly selfish. It's obviously nasty, but it's
also just selfish because it's self serving. You get a
kick out of that.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and maybe these people have been told that they
are crap their whole lives, and they just want to
say it to someone else, and it's safe to say
it to a stranger. They can't say it to their kids,
they can't say it to their husband. They say it
enough to themselves. I assure you, Yes, but it's you know,
your crap, stupid woman. You know it would feel good?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I agree. I think it needs to get to
a place there where they don't feel like they can
say it and get over it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yes, and it must pass thirteen twenty four to ten.
We'll take a call at any time. Have you gone
through a phase of that? Have you gone through ase
of trolling? What was happening in your life? I'd love
to know.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Hey, next, we're playing Chrissy's Passport to pull you up.
Register via the Nova player up if you'd like to
get in the running the Chrissiest one.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So if you went to Pulia, I would not miss you, Jack,
because I would be on the next plane discover Pulia
and unlock all five senses with a perfect galater too.
Chrisy's Passport to Pulia. Imagine you and I in Pulia
just being giant pigs on Brata olive oil bread pasta.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I would be in absolute heaven and you would just
spend We wouldn't even talk because you would spend the
whole time talking to the nanos about what they've just
cooked us.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I really would.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I walk and cry.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I just cry. Every time I would see something amazing,
I would cry.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
You need to check out the travel Poolia Instagram Swanye
because the footage and pictures of Pulia are unbelievable. It's
like a dream.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
How brilliant. Oh, I've got a couple of fun facts
here for you, Lauren, just to get you in the mood.
If you're the winner, Oh, be amazing. Wouldn't have been amazing?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Do you know that nearly four million people live in Pulia?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I know. It's a real vibe when you go to
a city like that because it's not big, it's full
of people.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
There's always something happening.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's magical, and it offers a slower pace and a
much lower cost of living than any major city in
in Europe, around Europe.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
So you can get there.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's not going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's good to kill you.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm not going to kill you to get a coffee.
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Lauren?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Down Vine.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
So this holiday that we're giving away, two people would go.
Who would it be next to you on the plane?
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Look at it be a toss up between having to
take my hobby or my best friend to celebrate our
fortieth this year.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
God, that would be That would be a very hard decision, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
But look, hopefully it's one that you do have to make.
This is how it is going to work. I have
got a whole lot of clues here that I'm going
to give you. The answer is something iconically Italian. Think landmarks, food, people, locations,
(38:14):
Italian Italian Italian.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
All right, Lauren, Okay, yep, got it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You tell me when you're ready, because I don't want
to rush you. Well, I'm gonna read out heaps of clues.
The answer is something Italian, food, landmark, a person, whatever,
but Italy, Italy, Italy. Let's okay, go, Lauren. Also one
more clue. You must answer as quickly as you know,
the minute you know. Say it all right, God. If
(38:42):
it's wrong, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just keep going going, all right? Tell me when Swannie.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
One, two three go.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Nikola Sulvi began designing this landmark in seventeen thirty two,
when it was completed by Giuseppe Panina No. The central
figure is Oceani's writing, a chariot pulled by sea horses.
It was built in the Baroque style, which means it
has lots of detail and movement in the design. No.
Its name comes from the Latin word for three streets,
because it is located where three roads meet. This place
(39:11):
is one of the most visited spots in Rome and
has water and statues. Many tourists make wishes and have
it down piece yet well done. You have you been
lucky enough to see the Treviy Fountain?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
I have many years ago and very briefly on a
Kentiki tour.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yes, well, I was there and I didn't see it
because seven thousand other people were.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Very well, Lauren, you are in the running. Make sure
you tune into us Friday at this time because we
are calling someone whoever guessed their landmark or thing the
quickest and telling them that they're going to Polly Okay,
so good luck for Friday.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
Awesome, Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Have a great weight lass.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Registered by the Nova player app will be playing again Tomorrow,
Wednesday and Thursday before we announce our winner Friday.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's go clicking for the last
time Chrissy's cliche. So, Mike, my earphones were down, which
reminds me is exactly what happened to Lolla Young. I
couldn't hear what was going on. She has performed at
Wembley at the Summertime Festival. We've sent people over there
(40:16):
that would be enjoying this a lot more than Loly
Young would be.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Let me tell you, I'm so jealous of all of
those lucky listeners because the Summertime Ball looks like a vibe.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Man, it looks so great. The lineup's extraordinary. Mariah Carey,
did she turn up or did they have to roll
around in a furniture trolley? But imagine being lowly young,
being English, knowing that Wembley is like the Holy Grail.
I mean, she would have gone to see the Spice
Girls when she was three years old at Wembley. She
(40:45):
finally gets to perform there, and this happens during her
big hit.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can I Get Please? Can we sing? Please?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There we go? Thank You?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Gone.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
So the inner ears that she listens along to the
track with were not working.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
We're not working. How does that work? I mean, I'm
obviously I know that you don't sing, but do you
know how it works?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
You're a singer, sing like a woman, magical? How does it?
Why do you need it in your ears? It's all
because it's so loud. They actually can't keep up with
the music and all that sort of stuff, so they
need it in their ear so they can sing in
time with what's actually being played.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Right, because it's just noise, because that's very oversimplified.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
So that's great.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
That's how I like things.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Some stupid.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
And that's why we hear her try to pick up
for a minute and then she obviously was out of
out of time with the track.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Anyway, Oh my heart breaks for her, say Swanny, because
I feel like this happened to her not long ago
at Coachella. Yes, she came out and she was dry reaching,
she had food poisons, dry reaching up to every two
words on that song as well, the song that everybody
wants her to sing, MESSI sa. Well, she does have
a new song dropping.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
It drops Friday. It's called not like That.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You love Brad Pitt. I love Brad Pitt. I'm not
one hundred percent convinced he's a good man. Who I
don't know. It's a really I know you don't have children.
It's a decision that I endorse the wholeheartedly. But for
a child to take your surname off their name off
their birth certificate proper, proper, that is a very damning review.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
That is a one one tomato review on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
In terms of your parenting and character anyway, and his
daughter has done that. He's got a new film out
looks really good. F one. I don't know anything about it.
It involves race card driving, and I have about as
much interest in anything to do with that as I
do in I mean, I can't think there's nothing lower
(43:03):
that I I'm not interested in. I would watch Rugby
over over. Yeah, I do not understand it, So I
don't think I'm gonna see it, even though the reviews
are amazing, including from Brad Pitt's contemporary, Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What does that mean to you to get the support
of a guy like that? It's so sweet? You know,
he's sweet. Can we get you guys together in the film? Okay, Well,
I'm not gonna hang my airplace like that. So when
he does something again that's on the ground.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, that's a no. And also when you say that
someone's sweet in that way, they are not your type
of person.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
He does not like Tom Cruise. Rick Tivin joel a
up next and shout out to our girl rick Lee,
who's been nominated for a LAGI as well.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
And did you know that the press release, the official
press release just calls her ricky Lee, Mike Madonna, doesn't
say everyone else has got their surnames, doesn't say Coulter
she's got She's got a surname, guys.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I think it's cool, though, that no one even needs
to know the surname. She's just Ricky Lee.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What if you get nominated?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
It just says Jack now Bory. I don't want Charles
on that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Do you
Hi, Hello, Swanee. How is your weekends?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I really missed you. I really missed you and Tom
and I had I had one of those beautiful moments, Broy,
Oh my god, I'm so lucky to have those boys
in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I felt the same. I was, although Tom and I
were out together Saturday night, but I was excited to
come to work today.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We just had lovely fun texts we did. Thought you
were a bunch of flowers and a lasagna for your dinner,
both of them.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You are the queen and I got you the yes.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
For you, Tom like for me, and I got you
closed orientals because I know, on a sweeping statement you
said orientals are only chic when they're closed.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
There's just some there's something beautiful about the flowers.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
How did you go with your stationary sorting?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Jack? It's it's beautiful. I have it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I videoed it to show you because words don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wow. Yeah that pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I did it. I did it. I also made a
list of things that I must achieve by Sunday night,
and I achieved absolutely not one of them. But the
stationery is done.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You got one thing done.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hey, we've got a massive show there is so much
to talk about. First things first, Chrissy's passport to Puulia.
We're giving away this trip on Friday Swaming.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm so excited for whoever is going to this absolute
top shelf region in Italy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Register via the Nova player up if you'd like to
play along and get in the running. We're gonna be
speaking about Indy Clinton and influencer that's really stood up
to trolls.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, I love it. I've got so many questions about trolls.
If you are a troll and you do it for fun,
you are safe to give us a call at any point.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Thirteen twenty four ten. I've just got so many questions.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But now won't judge you Say good a thirteen twenty
four to ten. Did the kids say something funny over
the weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Peg has absolutely ripped out a cracker.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I can't wait to hear it. Happy Monday here on
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Say gooday is something that for you swim say as.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
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get away.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's still come to the.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Crazy same what I want to know, is did your
kid say something cute? It's see. I mean, when you
have kids, they say cue stuff all the time when
they're little and they're learning how to speak, and then
it dies down. But Peg, my twelve year old, who's
basically a woman, she still can occasionally rip one out.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And this is what she said. I want to get
the words exactly, Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You must. PEG's the kind of gal though that she
is just funny sometimes without realizing, like she just says
things that just make me laugh. And it's the way,
the deadpan way in which she delivers it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's the dead pan. H it's the dead pan. She's
a killer.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So she looked me dead in her eyes and she said,
I'm so tired tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Feels.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I thought, that is perfect, brilliant. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
To borrow you and me both, babe ha.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Ha Christine, Hello, Hi guys, how are you? How's your weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Not too bad. I did a birthday party on the
weekend with my grandson.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Wow, how old did he turn?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Five? Five?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
And I just had my eyebrows Michael braided and passing
little spot. Yes can you asked me in front of everyone. Manny,
why did you color your eyebrows in they don't move?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And you said that is the exact point. Grandson.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I just said, don't you worry about it. Mind your business.
You're having a party.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I had that done once years ago, and it was
so painful. I never could do it again. I just
I mean, I'm thrilled for anybody that can do it.
I don't know if I'm extra sensitive in my eyebrow region,
but it was agony.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It is a sensitive region, so I can appreciate it. Hey, Christine,
two hundred dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Heybian Car, Hi, guys, how are you? I'm so good?
What did your kids say? That was cute?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, so my husband just started you and he's doing
really well. But my son begged him not to go
on the weekend and said, please don't live You're tummy
like it's Mike Pillow.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I lovely.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
He's just heartbroken that the belly's going.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Did your husband call a Jim and say, I'm I'm
never coming back and instead got a family chips.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
We ate some chocolate that night, Chrissy, we made up
for it here.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You got to I bet you're happy. About it going though.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Yeah, honestly he's looking good.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
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Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hello Anthony, Hello Greasy. Yeah, how are you going? How
was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm not too bad yourself?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Thank you? Thank you so much for asking.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You've got little kids?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I sure do. I've got three under six.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh I had that night, Maary, What did your two
year old say? So?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
My two year old we were driving along the Western
Ring Road and out of nowhere she goes, Daddy, Daddy,
look a truck.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
But instead of staying truck, she said.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The F word.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Did you say?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
What neighborhood? Am I driving through?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
That?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
She can see that from the window.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Dollars cash thanks to exclusive holiday getaways has been transferred
to you. Thank you so much. Good on you our pleasure. Hey. Next,
we're talking about cool slash uncle injuries from the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
The Crazy Swan Show. There's been a few stupid injuries. Yeah,
I'm going around, and first of all, I want to
talk about Ellen Pompeo. She's we got to know her
in er, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I thought she's just always been grazes anatomy.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, grazes anatom me. Sorry, yes, I knew it was
a medical something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
She's still on it, Oh is she? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Crazy Anatomy I finished years ago, didn't I?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Really, Crazy Natomy is still going what I swear the
crazy artemy is still going. No, yes, no, yes, Emma
is confirming for me. It is still on. And that's
why she recently did a huge press tour talking about
I think it was there.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It must be the longest running series.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ever, season twenty one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So it started in two thousand and five. Yeah, and
it's still going.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
She's on one of the streamers as the mother in
the dramatized version of you know that couple in America
that adopted a baby, a little girl from overseas, but
the little girl turned out to be thirty five? Oh wow,
yeah do you know that story?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well there's a drama and she's the mother
in anyway, we digress. She has heard herself in the lamest,
daggiest way possible. Have a listen.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I wish it was like a cool, sexy or exciting story.
Is doing some cool stumps or something, or a pickleball
or something. I just I just you know, always have
to sleep. I almost like my party trick. I literally
have done this three times.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
How do you how do you end up in a
cast by getting out of bed too quickly?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean that must be a high bed. She's made
some good coin on grays Anatomy, so I imagine the
bed is bougie.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, this must be like to do it three times.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, like be more careful getting out of bed.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Bait exactly. She is right, that is uncool.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But to say that a cool way to hurt yourself
is by playing pickle ball, jury's out.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
On that jury's out.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Although pickleball is making a return, it's quite a like
on the Valley and vander Pump rules. That's what they
do when they're doing their group activities. They go to
someone's house and play pickleball.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And then fools. Speaking of the juries out, I've got
a little idea. Hmm, let's do Judge Jackie. Okay, I'm
going to come to the I'm gonna I'm gonna defend
myself here. Actually, no, I'm going to talk about this,
and you've got to tell me if it's a cool
way to hurt yourself, okay, or a bad way to
(08:12):
hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Cool or uncol great, I'm good at judging.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hi, you are shuts jack it AFL game. The tradition
is that a punter, not a player. Nobody flicks the coin,
does the coin toss, letting the players know which end
they're gonna they're going to kick off. The game app
on the weekend. An older gentleman, I'm going to say,
(08:39):
it's not offensive, is it? No, obviously got the call up.
He's not a he's not a player, he's not a sportsman, nothing,
and he did the coin toss. Now, what is involved
People that don't understand or haven't seen an AFL game,
what's involved in a coin toss.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Is exactly that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That literally, you toss a coin right, there's no running,
there's not nothing. You toss a coin. He has pulled
a handstring to the point of it's off the bone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Have a listen.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Is that a legit? He having a lite?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think the word out of the Saints camp was
that he has how many weeks? Are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's minimum three? That's a that's a standard three weekend.
I think could be some tendt involvement. Was he expecting
to do more coin tossing or is he his dreams
are O, M'll be one and darn it one damn.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Can you imagine his WhatsApp group at the moment, I
hadn't be merciless. I mean they are laughing. That looks
very painful, because later on the guy Nick Yeah, showed
some footage of his hamstring black and blue with bruising,
and it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Was quite peculiar what he had to say. Should we
quickly listened to that? Probably? No me to think I
could just go out and toss the coin without any preparation.
I paid the price. It's a foolish mistake. How long
do you think you're out for? I'm probably going to
miss six or Haven tosses, I guess.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean, look, an obvious question is what does preparation
for a coin toss look like? Walking out into the
middle and flicking your thumb. It's very very odd, Judge Jackie,
I think is that cool? It's in front of a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I think it's cool. He's a slightly older dude. It's
a pretty cool opportunity I imagine for a footy fan
like him. I think he's probably a sponsor or something
to go out there and do that. I'm like, what
a great story to tell. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm surprised don't need twenty four ten. Give us a
call with what you consider was a stupid way or
a cool way that you injured yourself and judge it
to you Judge Jackie or two if you're.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show. Ellen Pompeo
got out of bed and basically broke her leg. A
guy did a coin toss on the weekend in an
AFL game and ripped his hamstring off the tendon. I
just can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And we've seen the bruise. It's wild, yeah, Ellen Pompeo
for me uncool. Yeah, but Nick Harrison, the guy that
pulled his hammy, he's in order to do that's cool.
I think that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right, give us a call, tell us how you've
hurt yourself and face the wrath or the approval of
Judge Shacky. You are about to enter the courtroom of
Judge Jackie Charles. The people are real, the injuries are real,
the rulings are final.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is Judge Jackie.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right, all right, Yeah, I'm gonna go first, can
I can I approach the approach the bench?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Hey, I love your lace collar, by the way.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Thanks so much. It's a real walk.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I fell out of a shower at a hotel. So
I misjudged how unlevel the shower floor was to the
bathroom floor. I thought it was the same level, okay,
And I stepped out and it was thing.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It was lower, and I basically one leg went.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That way and the other leg it that way. And
I lived with that injury for about twenty years to
the point where it ended up I couldn't walk.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Wow. Was the hotel five stars? Yes, that's a cool injury.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's go to Christy. Hey, Christy, Hey,
how are you going? Yeah? Good? How you sound like
you are getting down to bidnid. You please approach the
bench and state your case for Judge Jackie.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Okay. So I'd just been for a check up on
a surgery that I just had a couple of days prior,
and I was walking through the park and not at
the hospital, and my right ankle I rolled it on
uneven concrete. I put my left foot down to stop me,
but instead of hitting the ground, I've gone off the
gutter and snapped my tibia or thought.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You just left check up about your other lesk.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yep, all right, Judge Jackie. Is this a cool injury
or an uncool injury?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm sorry, Christy, but that is uncool, Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Very uncle, mainly because you would have been cradling it
in the cowling like the struck dog in a park
full of other people.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Baker's a light voucher for you, Christy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Hello Brook, please approach the bench.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Hello guys, Hello, So about a year ago, I was
just in bed, you know, casually waking.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Up and thought, oh, got a sneeze and had a
big sneeze, and I actually fractured.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Two ribs and it actually the most pain I've ever
been in in my life.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
It was about four to five months recovery.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Too, Brook.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Have you ever heard anybody else that has cracked ribs
from sneezing?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I have it, and I went to ostio and she
couldn't believe that it was because I had sneeze.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
I'm only in my thirties, so she said, this is
quite unrepped.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can I tell you your I'm so glad you called today,
because a trouble shared is a trouble harp. My mum
has done the same thing. Yeah, sneezed and yeah, I know,
and I thought she was going to be the only one.
All right, Judge Jackie brook sneezing and breaking ribs. Cool injury.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Cool injury, that's quite iconic. I think that's cool.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Fast I thought it was, guy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, the fact you were in bed brook and it
wasn't just an obvious sporting injury that makes it cool
to me.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You've got one hundred dollars prize pack from dermal therapy.
Let's go to someone else.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Hello, Phil, please approach the bench state your case to
Judge Jackie.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Hello, guys, so I broke my toe twice on two
separate occasions, and it was with a bowling ball.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What two separate occasions but the same scenario, a bowling ball?
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Are you? Are you a professional bowler?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Are you? Do you do that often?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I do?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Good's Jackie?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
The fact that you are a frequent bowler and that
you do it often?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What's he gonna say?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
On?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Cool? Phil? Be better? Be better, my friend.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Alright, let's finish with Wendy.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Hello Wendy, Hi, I was Christmas shopping with my one
year old son and got the pram out of the boot,
opened up, whacked myself in the nose and broke my nose.
So our Christmas photos were not called big black eye
and pose nose.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And you were there at the shopping center with your
baby as well.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yep, Wendy, Oh, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That's the saddest stories.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm sorry, but you lost me a praym. That's on. Cool, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Up to the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Katie Perry is out and about. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Chrissy's clique, Katy Perry, she's she got seven thousand dates.
She's going to be here until twenty thirty five. She
hit the club in Melbourne. There is a great club
on Chapel Street called poof Doff, the Great PuF Doff,
one of the great name.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I was out on Chapel Street Saturday night too, damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I know, imagine if you just popped into Puftuff.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I know, I never go there. It's a great club.
But I'm just such an electric boy, so yes.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I know, I know. But Katie isn't. Katie is a
pufftoff girl. She is and she was among her people.
Don't you worry about that? Particularly when she put thousands
of dollars behind the bar? Must provide.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
How fun happened fun.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'd love to be able to do that one day,
to just pay for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'll sort of do.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Actually, you should go to Postoff one day and do that.
My favorite video I saw was her asking the DJ
to play Addison Ray. She knows what's happening, she knows
what music she should be listening to.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
She danced to Addison Ray, she danced to Gaga.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
She look. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It looks as if she was.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Doing what everyone does it.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yes, there was, she was.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Her eyes and face and movements looked unusual to me.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But they looked usual for that setting.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yes, yeah, yeah, look why not? And let's move on
to Justin Bieber. His Father's Day in the US today,
and he's posted an odd photograph of himself with a
middle finger up emoji saying that he's, you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Know, not the sort of dad backs down or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And also he's lost his mind at the paparazzi. What
is he going to do about this? Because that he's
constantly angry he's constantly feeling hunted, which I totally understand.
How can he get to a place where it's not
going to affect him like this?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's awful, It is awful, but unfortunately in his lifetime,
I can't see it changing. So I think swihening he
needs to go and live on a ranch somewhere and
get out of it too.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I think so too. If you can't beat them, you know,
not join them, but just let them do their thing
and you go elsewhere, because it's gonna send him around
the twist it is.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And I think this latest outburst of the perhaps was
shot in Malibu, and it's like you're I think he's
at Soho house mate. They're waiting at Soho house all
the time, just to see who's coming and going. I
know they're gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Of course, have a listen. Do we have any audience?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
My dad, I'm a husband. You're not getting it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's not clocking to you. I'm a human.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're standing around my car at the beach.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You don't think I'm a real guy, do you?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You're gonna take this video on a context.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You're gonna see I'm mad. I don't know who the
paying you to provoke me, but I'm not the fucking
one way. Stop provoking you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
A real dad, real husband, a real man, don't do
this to me. Okay, he feels what he's saying there
is I feel like a hunted animal. Yes, stop it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It feels like every time we hear him as well,
the sadness and anger in his voice is getting greater.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I agree he's furious there, but he's very loose it
like he's really articulate.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not on whatever he's usually.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's a christy Swan show that sutely speeding through your
three o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Hello Jack, good afternoon, Swani. The vibes are high today.
We love it our Monday.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, Monday is a great day. You know, I stand
by it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It is.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Logan nominations out, Gold Logis and Hello. I think they
need to be renamed the Ladies. Hello, the tvweeg Lady Awards.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
How is this polling out? Publicity shot?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
She's got her eyes closed, so she's the me of
the piece.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Alie Langdon, Julia Morris, Sonya Krueger, Oh my god, Lisa
Miller and not featured for some inexplicable reason. Lynn McGranger
is nominated, but she's not in that shot.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
The great Lynn.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I just love Weed.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I just loved it.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And then front and center, the one man in the group,
Hamish Blake. What a lineup, loous.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I love them all and they're all great at what
they do. But I'd love to see our girl poling now.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
In I would too, And I love that she's wearing
full leopard print. It's a neutral by the way to
the publicity event. She looks stunning. She is amazing. I
hope she wins to. In fact, I'd be happy with
any of them. Having said that, I reckon, you should
just have one guy and then that's it. So Krug's
and Hamish like we were playing guests, So I'd put
(21:00):
their little tiles down.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Julia Morris wants it has earned it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Ali Langdon is magical, Lisa Miller is a ray of sunshine.
Lynn McGranger has dedicated her entire life to entertaining us.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Actually, I would love to see Irene take it home.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, and then of course Poe, who's just magic.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Imagine Irene speech, Oh my god, it would be so funny.
Oh hey, speaking of funny things, trolling that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It is not funny. We're going to do a deep
dive because somebody who has been trolled mercilessly for years
has actually taken the power that I want to hear
your opinion on it, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Also, before four o'clock, we'll be playing Chrissy's Passport to Paulia.
On Friday, we will be sending someone to the beautiful
Italian region Pulia. We're just di Vie the Nova player
up if you'd like to play. But next, Christy'squasy, The
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I don't know about you, but I love a bum bag.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Cuissies Quizzy, I really have changed my life, and Emma,
they're going to change yours too.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Really, because it's my birthday, it could be a special one.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What today?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yes, I'm forty plus eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's really significant, Emma, you icon, how are you celebrating?
Speaker 7 (22:23):
I've just prepped some dinner for my two children. I
did go to Kmart and I bought myself a white
fluffy throw Oh lovely.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
What's for dinner tonight? Give us some inspo because every
damn night's getting real tedious.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Oh I know it is a little bit. I have
to spend a bit of time on it. It's look,
it's chicken peters, but I'm not very good in the kitchen,
so I do the sort of guacamole from scratch and
the south are from scratch.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah. Yeah, it's your own birthday dinner.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I am, and I bought myself a cake. O.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Now, whoever wins this bum bag today because your playing
against Tiffany Emma.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Okay, hello, happy birthday, Emma, Thank you gordgeous.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Tiffany, good luck as well to you. But whoever wins
today is also going to go home with an audio
bundle from LG Enjoy innovative portable audio with LG tone
free earbuds and an ex boom speaker. This is valued
at only four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I got to tell you that the tone free
earbuds that is code for you don't hear your children. Hellay,
all right, your names are your buzzers. It's the best
of five. Being the first person to get three answers
Creep wins the game gets the cash, I mean, no
gets the cash. Can't buy money Chris Is wanted to
(23:42):
show bum bag. Question number one. The full list of
nominees for the sixty fifth TV Week Logo Awards has
been revealed.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Can you give us one?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Emma? Emma, I won't pronounce the name very well.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Is it Powlin?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
It's yeah, a beautiful poe from Master Chef. Question number two,
Which two colors do you need to mix together to
create the color Orangeiffany? Emma, Tiffany, it is white and red. No,
that makes pink? Emma, Oh my god, yes, my darling. Yes, tip,
(24:24):
that is called a brain fart, my darling.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Oh my gosh, did you have a big weekend? Tip?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Est number three. Eight years ago today, this song Bodack
Yellow was released. Who sings it? No idea?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, no idea. That's the great CARDI b a modern
poet of our time.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Question number four. We currently have Emma on the scoreboard
with two points.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
An Italian museum has called on patrons to respect art
after a couple was filmed breaking what.
Speaker 10 (24:59):
Yes, it is a crystal chair.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, and it's by a famous artist. I can't remember,
but you see these buffoons in there sitting on it.
I'm like, can't I can't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We need to know Bogan policy at museums and places
that have expensive items like that. It was Van Go
by the way, Yes, do that crazy?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Hopefully not in Australia.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Honestly, I would have been an American for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It would have been like, oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Build currently two points to Emma, one to tif Question
number five.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What is Australia's national bird? Emma, Yes, Emma.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
I'm going to say liar bird, but I think I've
got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You do have it wrong. It is not a liar bird.
Tiffany Crooko. It is either it's the EMU, the em you.
They're angry and they look like Brian oun the Incredible actor.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Question number six, which Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Night club did Katie Perry visit at Tiffany? Yes, Tiffany, Okay,
so it's to a piece.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, this is for the win for either of you, ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
What board game features park Lane and Mayfield? Yes, Emma,
it is Monopoly and by the sounds of your accent,
you know all about that. Emma. The bum bag is yours,
the l G pack is yours. It is so great.
Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
No, I'm Glad.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And Tiffany. You don't have to be sorry, because I'm
going to give you one too. Yes, Ladies, Chrissy Swan show,
I want to throw it out there first. You are
in a safe place. You know there is absolutely no
judgment from me about anything you do for fun. None.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Back me up, Jack, Yes, you are the least judgmental
person I know with that stuff, especially given that you
don't drink and you work with me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
But all of it, it's like you know, as the
great John Lennon said, whatever that gets you through the night,
it's all right, It's all right. So what I want
to do is ask you if you are a troll
and you do it for fun.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Troll sounds like such a terrible word, but.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
If you kind of agitate and are purposefully nasty to
people on the internet for fun or not for fun,
maybe you really really believe it. I would love to
talk to you. I've wanted to ask so many questions
ever since social media started.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm just so curious.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I am too, Swanny, and I think there could be
people listening that maybe ten years ago or five years
ago were trolling and have now stopped. I'd love to
hear from them too, and what sort of changed in
their psyche to realize lastly that what they were doing
was bad.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah or yeah, what they were getting out of that
at the time. The reason we're talking about this is,
of course Indy Clinton is all over the web and
the news websites. At the moment. To be honest, I
did not know of her, but since she has been
everywhere talking about her trolls, I've looked into where she
(28:19):
is absolute heaven. She's a vibe, candid, authentic, uncurated, fabulous, fabulous,
So she's an influencer. She's got three kids under I'm
going to say five navy great names, great name Navy, Bambi,
and soul Valerie. I mean what soul Valerie is the baby?
(28:44):
Why didn't I think of that?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I know, right, I'd love to just sit with her
and ask her about how they came to select these names. Yeah,
like how interesting. And her partner husband, I believe on
her TikTok he often features He's a vibe as well,
he's fine well, and.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
She's really like authentic and honest. It's like a woman
that looks like that could very easily skew off into
don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me territory,
But she doesn't. She talks about the loneliness of motherhood.
She talks about the relentlessness of motherhood. It is noisy
(29:19):
and messy at her place. She you know, releases clips
where she hasn't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Done her hair.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
She's still got her pads on like it's she's great.
I think she's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's beautiful chaos. She had a nose job that didn't
go so well. She's really open, honest about that and
self deprecating.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, i'd find her.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I would find her very hard control.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I agree, But yet she has been trolled so mercilessly
for years that she has taken back the power. She
released a little piece of camera where she dive olged
the fact that she has hired a private investigator to
find out who these faceless people are.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And I think it's because she's curious, like we are.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
A lot of you are from Melbourne, Victoria.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Many of you are mothers. No wonder, bullying and saber
bullying never stops because you literally just gave birth to
and raising.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
A bully because you're a bully, And how youre going to.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Break that cycle?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
I literally know every detail, down to your ABN and
down to where you gave birth at Francis Perry Hospital,
even to your gynecologist.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Haha. She's got a sixty four page document about these
people that have been harassing her for years.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think this is fantastic, and I think this is
the way we should be going because in twenty twenty five,
it's a part of everyday life, these trolls, and I think,
especially with kids on social media and stuff, we've got
to stop making people feel like they can just do
it and get away with it. They need to be
held accountable like you would be in a workplace or
the school yard.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Well, some of the things that have been said to her,
if they were said to her on her doorstep, to
her face, charges could very easily be laid at the
very very least an avoy, very very least. But because
laws take a long time to come into effect and
there's a whole lot of red tape and admin that
(31:16):
needs to be done, I do think that the whole
virtual society is running out of control in a way
that has not been addressed by laws, and sometimes you've
got to take it into your own hands, which is
exactly what she's done.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I agree with you, Swani, and I think things like
the stories like hers will put a cracker up the
authority's backsides to start actioning things in this field and
start trying to change the laws. What do you think
drives a troll and especially given you've been in the
limelight for twenty two years, I have, but I don't
have you experienced it like that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't think I have. I think no, I don't
think I have. I mean, I occasionally get comments on
my appearance that are unkind, I guess, but I sort
of think that I think they're funny. But I haven't
been trolled. I've never felt like I wanted to press
(32:21):
charges or call the police or you know, it was
affecting my mental health, Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
But.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I I think there was a danger early on in
my career that I could have started to take it personally,
and that was where I shut down Facebook and I
shut down Twitter at the time, and I just found
(32:49):
that Instagram. It happens less.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I agree with you. It does feel like the nicest
platform can get pretty nasty. I have a little bit
of a theory that I think Pete, because we've grown
up with television and radio personalities twenty you know for years,
sorry forever. Yeah, that the new social media age and
people that become influencers, much like the Kardashians, just for
being themselves. I think we live in a society that
(33:13):
suffers from tall Poppy syndrome, and I think people really
find it hard to understand that someone can become a
celebrity just for being themselves, make money just for being themselves,
and have a platform just for being themselves, so they
hate on them.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yes, I agree. I was one of the because I
became well known from Big Brother. That was actually the
first time the Australian public had seen people that dared
to change careers with absolutely no basis or experience.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yes, so I know about that.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know, it wouldn't matter if I had come up
with a que for cancer. The fact that I started
on Big Brother is still a noise a lot of people,
even though I've been doing this for twenty two years. Yourself,
I've been doing it for longer than I've done anything,
(34:16):
So it is interesting. And you did say, why do
I think trolls do what they do? I think it's
about I know that, you think. I mean, none of
us know, so you think it's about jealousy and why
do they get that I'm normal like them and I
don't have it. I think it's about I think they
(34:42):
find it fun.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, so it's a thrill almost.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, I think it's like, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Like you? And I go on deepop or do you
know what I mean? I look for firewood on Facebook,
Marketplace or whatever. You know, I buy Bluetooth speakers. We've
all got our things, and sometimes what we find fun
we just don't consider is not fun for the person
(35:07):
that is getting it. They don't seem real.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So it's almost incredibly selfish. It's obviously nasty, but it's
also just selfish because it's self serving. You get a
kick out of that.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and maybe these people have been told that they
are crap their whole lives, and they just want to
say it to someone else, and it's safe to say
it to a stranger. They can't say it to their kids,
they can't say it to their husband. They say it
enough to themselves. I assure you, Yes, but it's you know,
your crap, stupid woman. You know it would feel good?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I agree. I think it needs to get to
a place there where they don't feel like they can
say it and get over it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yes, and it must pass thirteen twenty four to ten.
We'll take a call at any time. Have you gone
through a phase of that? Have you gone through ase
of trolling? What was happening in your life? I'd love
to know.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Hey, next, we're playing Chrissy's Passport to pull you up.
Register via the Nova player up if you'd like to
get in the running the Chrissiest one.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So if you went to Pulia, I would not miss you, Jack,
because I would be on the next plane discover Pulia
and unlock all five senses with a perfect galater too.
Chrisy's Passport to Pulia. Imagine you and I in Pulia
just being giant pigs on Brata olive oil bread pasta.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I would be in absolute heaven and you would just
spend We wouldn't even talk because you would spend the
whole time talking to the nanos about what they've just
cooked us.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I really would.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I walk and cry.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I just cry. Every time I would see something amazing,
I would cry.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
You need to check out the travel Poolia Instagram Swanye
because the footage and pictures of Pulia are unbelievable. It's
like a dream.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
How brilliant. Oh, I've got a couple of fun facts
here for you, Lauren, just to get you in the mood.
If you're the winner, Oh, be amazing. Wouldn't have been amazing?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Do you know that nearly four million people live in Pulia?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I know. It's a real vibe when you go to
a city like that because it's not big, it's full
of people.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
There's always something happening.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's magical, and it offers a slower pace and a
much lower cost of living than any major city in
in Europe, around Europe.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
So you can get there.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's not going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's good to kill you.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm not going to kill you to get a coffee.
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Lauren?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Down Vine.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
So this holiday that we're giving away, two people would go.
Who would it be next to you on the plane?
Speaker 10 (37:38):
Look at it be a toss up between having to
take my hobby or my best friend to celebrate our
fortieth this year.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
God, that would be That would be a very hard decision, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
But look, hopefully it's one that you do have to make.
This is how it is going to work. I have
got a whole lot of clues here that I'm going
to give you. The answer is something iconically Italian. Think landmarks, food, people, locations,
(38:14):
Italian Italian Italian.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
All right, Lauren, Okay, yep, got it.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You tell me when you're ready, because I don't want
to rush you. Well, I'm gonna read out heaps of clues.
The answer is something Italian, food, landmark, a person, whatever,
but Italy, Italy, Italy. Let's okay, go, Lauren. Also one
more clue. You must answer as quickly as you know,
the minute you know. Say it all right, God. If
(38:42):
it's wrong, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just keep going going, all right? Tell me when Swannie.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
One, two three go.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Nikola Sulvi began designing this landmark in seventeen thirty two,
when it was completed by Giuseppe Panina No. The central
figure is Oceani's writing, a chariot pulled by sea horses.
It was built in the Baroque style, which means it
has lots of detail and movement in the design. No.
Its name comes from the Latin word for three streets,
because it is located where three roads meet. This place
(39:11):
is one of the most visited spots in Rome and
has water and statues. Many tourists make wishes and have
it down piece yet well done. You have you been
lucky enough to see the Treviy Fountain?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
I have many years ago and very briefly on a
Kentiki tour.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yes, well, I was there and I didn't see it
because seven thousand other people were.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Very well, Lauren, you are in the running. Make sure
you tune into us Friday at this time because we
are calling someone whoever guessed their landmark or thing the
quickest and telling them that they're going to Polly Okay,
so good luck for Friday.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
Awesome, Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Have a great weight lass.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Registered by the Nova player app will be playing again Tomorrow,
Wednesday and Thursday before we announce our winner Friday.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's go clicking for the last
time Chrissy's cliche. So, Mike, my earphones were down, which
reminds me is exactly what happened to Lolla Young. I
couldn't hear what was going on. She has performed at
Wembley at the Summertime Festival. We've sent people over there
(40:16):
that would be enjoying this a lot more than Loly
Young would be.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Let me tell you, I'm so jealous of all of
those lucky listeners because the Summertime Ball looks like a vibe.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Man, it looks so great. The lineup's extraordinary. Mariah Carey,
did she turn up or did they have to roll
around in a furniture trolley? But imagine being lowly young,
being English, knowing that Wembley is like the Holy Grail.
I mean, she would have gone to see the Spice
Girls when she was three years old at Wembley. She
(40:45):
finally gets to perform there, and this happens during her
big hit.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can I Get Please? Can we sing? Please?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There we go? Thank You?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Gone.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
So the inner ears that she listens along to the
track with were not working.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
We're not working. How does that work? I mean, I'm
obviously I know that you don't sing, but do you
know how it works?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
You're a singer, sing like a woman, magical? How does it?
Why do you need it in your ears? It's all
because it's so loud. They actually can't keep up with
the music and all that sort of stuff, so they
need it in their ear so they can sing in
time with what's actually being played.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Right, because it's just noise, because that's very oversimplified.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
So that's great.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
That's how I like things.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Some stupid.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
And that's why we hear her try to pick up
for a minute and then she obviously was out of
out of time with the track.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Anyway, Oh my heart breaks for her, say Swanny, because
I feel like this happened to her not long ago
at Coachella. Yes, she came out and she was dry reaching,
she had food poisons, dry reaching up to every two
words on that song as well, the song that everybody
wants her to sing, MESSI sa. Well, she does have
a new song dropping.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
It drops Friday. It's called not like That.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You love Brad Pitt. I love Brad Pitt. I'm not
one hundred percent convinced he's a good man. Who I
don't know. It's a really I know you don't have children.
It's a decision that I endorse the wholeheartedly. But for
a child to take your surname off their name off
their birth certificate proper, proper, that is a very damning review.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
That is a one one tomato review on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
In terms of your parenting and character anyway, and his
daughter has done that. He's got a new film out
looks really good. F one. I don't know anything about it.
It involves race card driving, and I have about as
much interest in anything to do with that as I
do in I mean, I can't think there's nothing lower
(43:03):
that I I'm not interested in. I would watch Rugby
over over. Yeah, I do not understand it, So I
don't think I'm gonna see it, even though the reviews
are amazing, including from Brad Pitt's contemporary, Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What does that mean to you to get the support
of a guy like that? It's so sweet? You know,
he's sweet. Can we get you guys together in the film? Okay, Well,
I'm not gonna hang my airplace like that. So when
he does something again that's on the ground.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, that's a no. And also when you say that
someone's sweet in that way, they are not your type
of person.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
He does not like Tom Cruise. Rick Tivin joel a
up next and shout out to our girl rick Lee,
who's been nominated for a LAGI as well.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
And did you know that the press release, the official
press release just calls her ricky Lee, Mike Madonna, doesn't
say everyone else has got their surnames, doesn't say Coulter
she's got She's got a surname, guys.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I think it's cool, though, that no one even needs
to know the surname. She's just Ricky Lee.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What if you get nominated?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
It just says Jack now Bory. I don't want Charles
on that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
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