April 10, 2025 • 35 mins
It's soooo borinnng. Who cares what position you just landed a promotion for or how much money you just made a company... Plus, Chrissie shares her experience with buying a neon sign off of Temu. Was this a win or a fail?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Greetings.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Got made it by the skin of my teeth today, Jackie,
didn't you swany?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's school holidays for you? So it's been nuts.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh it's so crazy every time it's school holidays. I
forget how crazy it is to try and keep everything
happening with three more bodies in the house.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Well, I don't during the day.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I don't want to rub it in because usually you
like to come into the office a bit earlier and
get that studio radio station experience.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I love it. I do the realm.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, hey, nice great hair. I love those.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Serving a look. Yeah, well today you missed a really
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why what?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Because there's a girl here named Laura. She's a myotherapist.
She's been giving free massages.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And she's gone, hasn't she?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Is she still here? Well? I think she's gone.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
And then Hunky Dory dropped off a heap of fish
and chips and potato cakes and then all gone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I think we saved you some.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because they reheat a treat in the air fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh yes, you're mad for it. Cakes your favorite food.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's my favorite food of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
A little CSA from today until Easter.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
They are donating a dollar from every potatocake to the
Good Friday Apil and I feel like you've inspired that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh my gosh, this is right up my alley.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
And also there were some hot crossbuns from Baker's Delights.
It's really been a great day at works.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What a day to be rushing.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Hey, after three o'clock, Swanye, we will be putting the
last person, the last lucky listener in the running for
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It is my trip to New York.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
City winter tomorrow. Exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's exciting stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
We're going to be doing sweeping statements asking for your
unpopular opinions. And we've got tickets to Lady Gaga's Mayhem
Ball before four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh my god, I needed potato cake to get through.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What I wanted to turn on was a Neon sign
right right that I have purchased from.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Ten Oh, your true love.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So there's no.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Doubt that when you buy anything from TEAMU, you're rolling
the dice, and constantly in the back of my mind
every time I put something in the cart, I just
hear John Farnham's my favorite John Farnham song.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
This time I'm playing to win because often you've got
to really like earn the chance to even browse through team.
Are you a cross team move?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I am, but I just don't love it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
And I am genuinely concerned about my paypalers song You've
being hacked up because I truly believe that's why you
got hacked.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Look, I think you're probably right, but that I like
a gamble and that well, I don't actually gamble.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is as close as I get to it is.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Going on to Temu and spinning that wheel, that annoying wheel. Hey,
by the way, community service announcement, there is a little
cross at the top of the screen when they give
you the wheel, and you can opt out of that
if you want to it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Really, they really play into people that do love gambling,
don't they, with those flashy wheels and all the like
quick fast graphics that come at your face.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And it's such a lie. We've all fallen for the
three hundred and fifty dollars worth of free coupons that
don't really exist anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I've purchased two things. One of them was a win
and one of them was a loss.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Let's start with the wind.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think that's a really.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Good idea because Timu has some great stuff and when
it arrives, I mean, look, I did buy a mere
cat for my daughter for her birthday, and it looks
like it wouldn't have made it in the wild.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's a sad news.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
If it had been born, it wouldn't have It would
have been rejected by its mother.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, so that was wow.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But what is one of your catch phrases? Actually, one
of ours together? Insufferable as ablutely not, Yes, I got you.
I love that sick.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I knew you would. That is a wind, and it's
the right sort of it's a cap. It's a cap.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It looks great and it says absolutely not in lower
case really nice fonts.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh my god, I love this so much, thank you.
This is like the Actually it's the second best thing
you've ever bought me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh my god. Tom really wants one.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh well, he didn't get the brown T shirt THEYO today,
so he's out.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll get on tonight and i'll spin the wheel and
they'll probably offer me a free one. Now here's to
the loss might not be I don't know. Jury's out.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My daughter's school is big on the growth mindset.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Do you know the growth mindset?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm not across this.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We're very fortunate in that we kind of have the
growth mindset. We don't have to learn it. So the
growth mindset as a concept is give it a go.
I can give it a crack. There's no such things failure.
What's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Hey, that was kind of my like New Year's resolution
this year was to do things that challenged me. Yeah,
I feel like I'm stepping outside the comfort zone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But if you really think about it, you very rarely
don't give something a go. Yes, true, you know it's
very it's very unusual, but a lot of people do
do that. They go, oh, no, I won't be good
at that. I'm not even gonna try.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We don't care if we're not good at it. Look
at this show, correct, We just keep on going.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So I'm all about the growth mindset as well.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And so I like a visual reminder, you know, I
like that sort of stuff. I like to wear it
on my T shirt whatever. So I ordered a neon
sign for my daughter's room. That said, what's the worst
that can happen? Okay, what's the worst that can happen?
Because the answer is nothing, nothing ever, Right, So if
(05:55):
you just keep on, if you see that, it's a
visual reminder to be in the growth mindset.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I think that's great for PEG to walk in and see.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like another one of my favorite sayings
this year is it's not that deep exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's just not that exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So the neon sign, right, Okay, they have sent me
the wrong neon sign.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Already, but I think I don't know whether it's a
fail or not.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
This and this is what when I first started talking
about this, I was like, I should have turned it on.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
This.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm going to hold it up and you've got to
read the sign that they sent me that I'm going
to put in my eleven year old daughter's bedroom.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Okay, what does it say? It says, please don't do
coke in the bathroom. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Is it is so good?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm going to plug it in during the song and
see for works.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Oh my god, that is brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I could tell her it was Coca cola.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Absolutely, we're talking about zizz.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Ha Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I am trying something new at the moment. You said
that some now cold potato cakes and chips were dropped
in and I'm going to eat them with my mouth.
And I don't have an air fryer at work, which
is probably bad for me. But I am trying something new.
I've put them in the toaster. I've put not in
the toaster in the.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Sad sandwich press that work?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, check check back your sons, sweeping steamers.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Give us a call. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Kick us off, Swanye, I've got one.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Linked In is an utter waste of space.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's the most boring place to be and I don't
understand the point of it.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, i'd completely agree with you, but I appreciate that
people in the corporate world frofit. Why.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I think it's a way for people to boast like
we're such show offs anyway, we do it on air
two hours a day.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
People need like a platform to sort of showcase.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I don't want m I don't want to know that
you've won a prize from the National Gas Authority. I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
But their future employer might when they're stalking them. If
they're in a job interview. And also apparently people hook
up on there. Man, it's like a low key dating
surface LinkedIn really.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, like the the corporates, the Colin straight cowboys go, I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Should spend some more, should find myself for I don't know.
I don't know what would I find?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
An investment banker?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh my god? Can you imagine how mean he would
be to me about my financial situation? Yes, he would
never forgive me.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I would just love to see you on a date though,
with someone like that, and hear how the chat went,
and see how quickly you disassociate.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I reckon seven minutes minutes until they see me for
who I am? A giant idiot? All right, what's your
sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Lilies are prettier unopened. They sounded gay.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
No oriental lily, it's my favorite flower.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I think they are so gorgeous when they're not open
and they're just pointing in there's that little green bit,
and then the minute they open, I'm earth.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But then you if you if they never open, you
don't get that amazing scent, that fragrance.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
See, I don't think the scent of a lily is that?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Are you joking?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It smells like custard.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh no, I think it smells like a stinky, daggy
old home.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh you've been to my hand.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thirteen twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement? Just
for getting on air with us, you'll get a Baker's
Delight voucher. And hey, it's hot cross bun season, so
that's better news than usual.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Let's do this Swan's sweeping steamers. Yeah, we've got a
big bag of Baker's Delight vouchers.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's been way too long between so for me.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, I agree, I haven't had one for a long time.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I've got to have one. Now, can we organize it?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Bakes Delight, if you're listening.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Please send us some savory bites. And I'm not even
that fussy anything, the Burger one whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Let's see what happens your sweeping statements. Oney was LinkedIn
is boring and mine's just.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
A whole lot of people going I did this, and
then other people going, well done, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I understand and see the purpose for it, though. What
is this that people in the corporate world they like
to sort of spotlight their wings or achievements, And I
think it's good when other employers are looking to hire
them that they can see how great they are.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But the achievements are only interesting to that person. In general,
I don't talk about anything I've achieved apart from a
good thing from team.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
My sweeping statement is that lilies are better and prettier unopened.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oriental lilies specifically.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Sorry, oriental lily specifically you.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You're gonna have a good time at Martigra right, Hello,
Hey guys, what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I really think that anybody that likes Coriander needs to
seek help.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, you're one of those. And you know that it's
biologically not your fault.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yes, isn't that it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It's amazing, isn't It doesn't matter, It still stands. I
just think it's amazing that some people are wired to
taste it different.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I think it's really cool. I think it's exciting as
human beings like you don't have control over that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, just spin the wheel. Same with asparagus weet.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, and I'm sorry, Rachel, Please don't judge me, but
I love Coriander.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh no, Chrissy, Rachel, We're going to send you a
Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Let's go to Sally.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh, hi, Sal Hi, how are you look? I'm really
good and I want to hear your sweeping statement.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I'm a bit with Rachel, but that's not mine, but
I agree Rachel Coriander's yep.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, so you know you can't fight it. You just
go with that.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
No, no, but my sweet statement is that hot cross
stunts should just come in original fish. I don't want
apple cinnamon, I don't want VEGIMI really want chocolate chip.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, I'm sorry, the apple cinnamon is unbelievable. The pink lady,
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I am with Sally like hot crossbindes are just perfection. Hey, Sally,
I'm going to send you two bakers to like voucher
so you can get thank.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You, thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Julie.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Hi, guys, are you going? My statement is people who
leave the last leave.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Toilet rolls empty and don't replace them up all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yes, have you got children? Yes? They do it every day?
Do it every yeah, but they do it every time.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I'm like, how selfish?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So selfish?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I agree, and Julia.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
A couple of weeks ago, I said in sweeping statements
that I think every cubicle. Even public toilets should have
wet wipes, like I like a wet wipe in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What are your thoughts?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, don't mind that, but depends what they do with them.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Julie, I love you. You sound like you've sound like
you're losing your voice. If you had a good time
or are you just always like this?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, I'm not always. I've got.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
My husband.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I think it is sexy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, I love it. Hey, I want to give you
a little update on those wet wipes. They're not good.
They're not good for the plumbing.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
If you buy the recyclable ones.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, no, no, it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Someone said, I'm a plumber and I'm called out all
the time because they say they're.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Flushable, but they're not. They're actually not be careful.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Oh that's heartbreaking news for my Thursday. I'm sorry, Renee. Sorry, Julia.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm going to give you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express, get back.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
On hid Renee.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Hello, Hello here you going?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Good mate? What's your swooping statement? You can't be stupid.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
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We're made to plan where halfway is Expedia made to
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Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
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Speaker 4 (14:36):
Let's find out whose name you are going to say?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Swanny?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm seeing a c an a a T n H cast.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Oh my god, Oh my god, my god, happ it's you.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
How exciting?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Oh my god, I'm just shaking. This is just I
know that this is only going into the next round,
but that's still exciting.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I mean, it's closer than mo. I know, I know.
I need to tell you. Do you work full time?
Like what's your work situation?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
I'm currently only working part time at the moment.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well that's sort of good because I'm thinking, like, you've
got to go to this show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You've got to get on a plane. What if you
I wonder if anyone's going to quit to go?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Surely because you can't miss this and in two or
three weeks you got to go. Kath who are you
most excited for?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Post Malone? Because I think he will be a vibe
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yes, have you seen his new Luke?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my god, he looks incredible.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Give him a Google caf and make sure you keep
your phone on from four o'clock tomorrow because Ricky leads
him and Joel could be calling.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You good on your caf.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I want to clarify, by the way, when I say
the post Malone is looking amazing, I mean the clothes
he's wearing.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Look that he's I'm not talking about his body.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
He's he's got like this sort of like elegant cowboy
things like Hank Williams, you know, from the fifties. Like
he looks incredible, the Parisian Cowboy for a fun set.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Really great news.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yesterday and about this time we were talking about maybe
Chris Lily was teasing in a cryptic way on Instagram
that mister G would be coming back. There was a
pink exercise ball and a chair and we were confused. Well,
last night the words mister G is back were flashed
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on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is mister G?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I three talents one two three?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Acting? Is my life?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Can I tell you I remember we haven't seen mister
G since two thousand and seven, missed him. I remember
where I was when I first saw him, and I
aft so hard I ended up crying.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know, when your body.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Gets confused by at the.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Level of emotion and enjoyment.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I started weeping, not crying with laughter, crying like my box.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, the best kind of hysterical you are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I could not believe my eyes.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What I need now, though, Chris Lily slash mister G
is a date and where and when?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
And I need to know that it's on a streamer
where he can be Chris Lily, Do you know what
I mean? We need it to be behind a paywall
so he can be a little bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
You know, I don't slide into people's dms, but I
slid into Chris Lily's dms. Did you yep?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Just to tell him that I miss his brain because
he was He's been on hiatus for a very long
time and I miss his miss his comedy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And I just wanted him to know.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And did he reply to you?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
What did he say? I'm jealous?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can't remember, but yeah, it's really him. Was it
long ago or recently recently ish? Yeah? Maybe a month
or two.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Wow, that's really cool. Yeah, I know, because he's really underground. Yes,
do you know what? I would love so much if
he don't announced? Jim is also back and it was
Jermy and mister G in the show.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh my god, how would he do that? I don't
want to like, I don't want to burst the bubble.
But it's the same person. Oh hey, oh hey, I've
got a really good update for you. Vis are the
chips and Potato cakes.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Okay, so you said that you was quite sad that
we don't have an air fryer here at Nova.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, because they crisp up a treat as if they're
fresh out of the deep frying basket at the shop.
That's how good? How good it is?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And I thought, what can I do to improvise? And
if you've been listening, you would realize. I put them
in the sandwich press, yes, and then I went out
there and they were even better than if I did
them in the air front and quick, how good? And
what you do is you squash them.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You squash them now so that they've got and of
course it's going to work two hot plates squishing them
and then you get to crunch into then crunch into them.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
How epic is.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That the win?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Hey swenty before four o'clock, We're going to put the
last lucky listener in the running for Chrissy and Jack's
bucket list trip.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And then tomorrow someone is going to New York City.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
How epic is unbelievable?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Next though, Chrissy's quizy thirteen twenty four to ten. If
you would like a limited edition bum bag and you
know what I'm going to put.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
In their Swanye what my darling, I'm going to put
a two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The light's just arrived.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh my god, I literally whispered that only twenty minutes ago,
and Savory Bites have just is it.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
A savory Tom's bringing in savory points? Sorry, Frank and Patricia,
you just have to wait for a minute.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If it's Oh my god, guy, this fresh savory bite yu,
let me play.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
All I'm thinking about is savory Bites now, Frank, But
I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How are you, Chrissy.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I've listened to you for ages.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And never been able to get on before.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
And I think it's a fantastic Tell.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Me, did you know is your real name Francis? On
your birthday? Oh you're a bit Catholic, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yes, I am too, and we have something in common,
and that is you know how you've got to make
your confirmation when you're a Catholic, we don't have to.
You can choose, well, you have to choose the name
of a Saint Jack. You wouldn't notice because you're a heathen.
And I chose Saint Francis. And they everybody wanted me
(20:57):
to do the female spelling because I'm a I'm a woman,
and I said, well, no, St. Francis that I liked
is a man. So my confirmation name is Francis, spelt
like the man like you.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Frank, Frank. Where about your calling from mate from BONDI Frank,
I hope, I.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hope you bought there early, Frank bloody hell? All right,
let's go to Patricia. Oh hello, Patricia. Hello, Chrissy, my mom,
that's my mom's name. Might feel very comfortable here with
Frank and Pats. You'd be Catholic too, wouldn't you, Pat.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Darling Greek Orthodox.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I love how Greek Orthodox are just so like we
are the originals and best we decide when Easter is.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Here. Unfortunately, no, sir, e.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Greek Orthodox Easter lines up with the least to this year, though,
doesn't it? Sorry? Of course, all right.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Frank and Pat I love your work already one of
you is going to win a bum bag. Your name's
your Buzzer's best at five, first person to get three.
I feel like we need to be really generous with Frank.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Okay. Question number one noted.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Chris Lily has confirmed that one of his characters is back.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Which character is it? Yes, Trisha, it's mister g Are
you so excited?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did you just love that? I loved it so much?
I'm going to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Question number two, which company produces Milo makes Milo?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Patricia?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yes, Patricia, it is Nesle. Do you remember back in
the day we used to call it Nestles. Originally? Yes, Frank,
you do. It was always Nestles, and then all of
a sudden it was Nesley.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Is much nicer. I like, I think they made the
right call.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh, something's happening there.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Vacuum clear everything alright in bond Frank. Sorry, this is
a big Noise number three.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Five years ago today this song Ilo Millow was released.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Who sings it? So I should love.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Me?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yes? It is Billy Arnish.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Oh my gosh, you have absolutely killed it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
She smashed you, Frank.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Alright, Patricia, you get the limited edition bum bag and
you also get the white Glow teeth Whitening two hundred
dollars prize pack.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
But Frank, do you like chocolate?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You love it? Great?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Great Frank, because we're all out.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
But what I am going to give you is one
hundred dollars to spend at shell Ready Express and he
can go and buy his own chocolates.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
One.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, Frankie, I'll.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Give them to the kids at school and now I'll
love that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh were you a teacher?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
No, oh, I love you so much more.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Have a great day, guys, the csiest one.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So come wait to talk about this celebrity big brother
in the UK. I believe it's still huge there.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I wish we still had it like that for too.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We only ever had one, maybe.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Two celebrity I think we had two celebrity big brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Dylan Lewis won the first one.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I can't remember. Oh, you're clapping, you're happy for Dylan.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's a slide?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is it a mosquito anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Still big in the UK, And you mean some of
the most iconic scenes have come out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Do you remember when Jimma Collins.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Was it about David guests Diane, Oh my god, it
was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Google, David is dead.
That brother, It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
There is a new one and I can't wait to
talk to you about it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
New series. Jojo c was in it. She's been on
this show.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
She's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant And in the song Swani, we
were just talking about how we were interacting with her
off air quite a lot. And if you would have
asked me my opinion on Jojo Cwa before that, and
maybe would have honestly been like, she's a little bit annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, I mean, you know, she's a child child star
reinvented herself.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But hanging out with.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Her in person, she's probably been one of my favorite interviews.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Norman gorgeous, just such a cool chick to hang out with.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
In chat with anyone that you know can teach me
to dance, right, yeah, all right with me. Also on
the show is Mickey Rourke, who was a big actor
in the eighties and nineties. He was in a film
called Nine and a Half Weeks and other things. Angel
Hardy was spooky in that I'm just looking at his things.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That was really, you know, the big one one.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah, I'd never heard of him until this Ninny.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
He had one of those you know, we'd forgotten about
Mickey Rourke and then he came back as I where
is it. It's the wrestler, and I believe that he
won like big awards for it.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, you know, one of those he's clearly not okay.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
He has delivered a pretty like shocking and jarring outburst
about JoJo's sexuality on this show.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
If I stay longer than before today, if you won't
be gay anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I can guarantee I will still be gay and ILL
still be in a very heavy relationship.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'll tie you up.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
That won't happen.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I dare you to try. You'll be the one tied up.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
What I love about this is Jojo keeps her sense
of humor through the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yes, she handled herself so well.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
And that's what happens to people that are kind of
villified for something that makes them different. People that are,
you know, I have to deal with comments about their
body or their six sexuality are often so used to
it that they deflect it with you know, ease and humor.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And remain so impressively calm.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah that Mickey Rourke. He sounds like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah he does, but he can't.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
He goes on and on about it. I mean there's more.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
We all vote each other out. Yeah, yeah, eventually, I'm
going to vote the lesbian out real quick.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Homophobic a lesbian, I'm going to vote you can't do that?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Which JoJo's Jojo, Yeah, Jojo, lovely lady, lovely girl, yeah,
which is what I call some woman.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
People like that really shouldn't be allowed on television. I'm
really serious.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I agree. And he's been seventy.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Two years old that there are obviously a lot of
progressive seventy two year old I'm not saying that this
is age related, but he's I think he's probably got
a brain injury as well from his time as as
a boxer.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
He doesn't sound quite right.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
He didn't even know the rules of the game, Well,
revote each other out. Yeah, whoever's you know advising him
keep him away?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And what's also disappointing Swanny Jojo, we don't have this order.
Later in the episode, she gets quite upset about it. Yeah,
as you would, and he's called to the diary room,
but he's only issued a warning. I feel like, now
it's a bro get out.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Absolutely zero tolerance.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Do you think it's age related or do you think
it's that's who does that.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I think there's a little bit of the age factor
does come into it. And he looks like maybe he's
had quite a life and potentially partied.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I don't know, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh god, this
drugs and he was obsessed with a tiny little dog
and he's had half his face cut out.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
I also think in my experience growing up, even in
high school, I was really lucky. I never really copped
much homophobia, was bullied or anything like that. But the
couple of people that maybe would make comments or that
would deliver those sorts of lines, I personally think we're
often the ones that were struggling with their sexuality themselves,
so it comes out in a way where they have
to deflect it onto you because you're okay with who
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you are and they're not.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And that's how that's how they get to that place.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Hopefully we never hear from this idiot ever ever again.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
And shout out to Jojo. She's alleged and so is
her partner Cat.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
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Speaker 6 (29:20):
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
Don't you Chrissy and Jack's bucket this trip?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
We just went off on a tangent, didn't we privately
about Jojo and Mickey and everyone?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All Right, this is the moment.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
The last person is about to get in the running
from my bucket list trip to New York City.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's the equivalent of the Golden ticket, and you are
Charlie bucket and there is only one space left.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
And before we get outs the winner tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Really quickly return flights to New York City for two adults.
My trip doesn't in kids, because that's truly what I
would do. It's what my actual trip would be like.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Tell me more. I'm just gonna sit and listen.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Accommodation with airport transfers obs experiences including a Brooklyn graffiti
to our a Brooklyn and Lower east Side food tour
against the stadium, to our VIP pass to the top
of the Rockefeller Center. That is key so you can
get an elite Instagram photo or make everyone jealous.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I wonder if there'll be an amazing like Deli Sandwich
on that.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Tour, surely, and avoucher to our good mate Andy Lee's pub,
Old Mates, very nice and two hundred to two thousand
dollars to spend whilst you're over there.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Two thousand dollars? Can I suggest going to that Fao
Schwartz toy store. Oh you love, Danielle, it's you.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, it's not just gonna answer a question.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh Danielle, you're.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
On the phone.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Can you imagine you imagine this time tomorrow? Your phone
rings again in the US saying pack your bags, lady,
you are going to New York City.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh the dream, right.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The absolute dream? Who would you take?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Or I'm going to ask you a question related to
New York City and if you get it right, you're
the last lucky listener in the running. Name the New
York landmark that is a green statue, Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It is the Statue of liberty, and when you see
her with your own eyes, you will not believe it.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Keep your phone on, Daniel, we might be calling you tomorrow.
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Speaker 4 (32:17):
Doctor.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well, that's the state of my house every time I
get home from work.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Chrissies click fad.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Pavarazzi have really got a layoff justin Bieber. It's like,
you know, you've got a rescue cat.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, you've just.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Got to leave them alone.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
And he's made it so known that he hates them.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Don't rub your hands in their face and make them
fight you, because they will. He's gone on a wild
tie rate.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Have a listen.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Good morning, oh.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Morning, already No more money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money,
Oh get out here are money money, money money?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
How you care about games, lors? Money.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You don't care about people, only money. You don't care
about human beings.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
God's trees.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Right, it's right.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
But it does make me laugh that that's coming from
Justin Bieber because he's got all the money in the world,
or you care about his money, or you care about
his money, but he's done that.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
He's got his money for being talented.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I know. I completely agree with you, and I think
he might.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Have paid the ultimate price, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, I know, but these guys they are, they're just
the bottom feeders.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
They are, they are and poor. Justin's already struggling, as
we know he really is.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
This video, though, Swarning, came out of Palm Springs in California,
because Coachella is about to start, and I wonder if
he'll appear on stage or something.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I hope so well, maybe I hope someone. I hope
he's good. I just want him to be good. I
want I don't want it. I don't want any more
headlines or footage of Justin Bieber being sad and unruly
and drug affected. I want us to see him as
he was and what he can be, and you know,
(34:03):
be reminded of how amazing he is.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
And like here's some unbelievable music. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I think the last time we saw him on stage
it was not no.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
No.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Even the last time he was in Australia it wasn't good.
He almost needs to move away.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Swany like don't live on a remote island in Greece
or like off euro and get away from it.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, he shouldn't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Maybe there's like a formula, you know, like if you've
got if you've got shin splints or something, you've got
to have treatment for half the time that you've had
the ailment. Maybe he just needs to go away for
half the time that he's been famous. Go away for
five years.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Absolutely, live on a farm, hit up.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
A farm in Idaho. Now this is obviously your interest area.
It's lights camera action for the vander Pum Rules reboots.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Sweanny.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
This is exciting, Lisa vander Pump is the first one
being filmed season twelve.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
And a whole new cast.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Wow. Well, they had to get rid of the old
ones because they sort of hate.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Each other, and it peaked at scandalbal which you and
I watched together that reunion.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It was amazing, he regulate.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Tim and Joel are up next, and make sure you
tune in tomorrow because we will be given away a
trip to New York City and Chrissy and Jack's bucket
list trip.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
By the way, I'm not calling you a purple head.
That's a quote from the show. The Christy Swan Show
is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
For more great comedy shows.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Do you
This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Greetings.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Got made it by the skin of my teeth today, Jackie,
didn't you swany?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's school holidays for you? So it's been nuts.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh it's so crazy every time it's school holidays. I
forget how crazy it is to try and keep everything
happening with three more bodies in the house.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Well, I don't during the day.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I don't want to rub it in because usually you
like to come into the office a bit earlier and
get that studio radio station experience.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I love it. I do the realm.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, hey, nice great hair. I love those.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Serving a look. Yeah, well today you missed a really
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why what?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Because there's a girl here named Laura. She's a myotherapist.
She's been giving free massages.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And she's gone, hasn't she?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Is she still here? Well? I think she's gone.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
And then Hunky Dory dropped off a heap of fish
and chips and potato cakes and then all gone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I think we saved you some.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because they reheat a treat in the air fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh yes, you're mad for it. Cakes your favorite food.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's my favorite food of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
A little CSA from today until Easter.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
They are donating a dollar from every potatocake to the
Good Friday Apil and I feel like you've inspired that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh my gosh, this is right up my alley.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
And also there were some hot crossbuns from Baker's Delights.
It's really been a great day at works.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What a day to be rushing.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Hey, after three o'clock, Swanye, we will be putting the
last person, the last lucky listener in the running for
Chrissy and Jack's bucket list trip.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It is my trip to New York.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
City winter tomorrow. Exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's exciting stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
We're going to be doing sweeping statements asking for your
unpopular opinions. And we've got tickets to Lady Gaga's Mayhem
Ball before four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh my god, I needed potato cake to get through.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What I wanted to turn on was a Neon sign
right right that I have purchased from.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Ten Oh, your true love.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So there's no.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Doubt that when you buy anything from TEAMU, you're rolling
the dice, and constantly in the back of my mind
every time I put something in the cart, I just
hear John Farnham's my favorite John Farnham song.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
This time I'm playing to win because often you've got
to really like earn the chance to even browse through team.
Are you a cross team move?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I am, but I just don't love it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
And I am genuinely concerned about my paypalers song You've
being hacked up because I truly believe that's why you
got hacked.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Look, I think you're probably right, but that I like
a gamble and that well, I don't actually gamble.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is as close as I get to it is.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Going on to Temu and spinning that wheel, that annoying wheel. Hey,
by the way, community service announcement, there is a little
cross at the top of the screen when they give
you the wheel, and you can opt out of that
if you want to it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Really, they really play into people that do love gambling,
don't they, with those flashy wheels and all the like
quick fast graphics that come at your face.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And it's such a lie. We've all fallen for the
three hundred and fifty dollars worth of free coupons that
don't really exist anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I've purchased two things. One of them was a win
and one of them was a loss.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Let's start with the wind.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think that's a really.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Good idea because Timu has some great stuff and when
it arrives, I mean, look, I did buy a mere
cat for my daughter for her birthday, and it looks
like it wouldn't have made it in the wild.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's a sad news.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
If it had been born, it wouldn't have It would
have been rejected by its mother.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, so that was wow.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But what is one of your catch phrases? Actually, one
of ours together? Insufferable as ablutely not, Yes, I got you.
I love that sick.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I knew you would. That is a wind, and it's
the right sort of it's a cap. It's a cap.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It looks great and it says absolutely not in lower
case really nice fonts.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh my god, I love this so much, thank you.
This is like the Actually it's the second best thing
you've ever bought me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh my god. Tom really wants one.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh well, he didn't get the brown T shirt THEYO today,
so he's out.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll get on tonight and i'll spin the wheel and
they'll probably offer me a free one. Now here's to
the loss might not be I don't know. Jury's out.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My daughter's school is big on the growth mindset.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Do you know the growth mindset?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm not across this.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We're very fortunate in that we kind of have the
growth mindset. We don't have to learn it. So the
growth mindset as a concept is give it a go.
I can give it a crack. There's no such things failure.
What's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Hey, that was kind of my like New Year's resolution
this year was to do things that challenged me. Yeah,
I feel like I'm stepping outside the comfort zone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But if you really think about it, you very rarely
don't give something a go. Yes, true, you know it's
very it's very unusual, but a lot of people do
do that. They go, oh, no, I won't be good
at that. I'm not even gonna try.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We don't care if we're not good at it. Look
at this show, correct, We just keep on going.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So I'm all about the growth mindset as well.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And so I like a visual reminder, you know, I
like that sort of stuff. I like to wear it
on my T shirt whatever. So I ordered a neon
sign for my daughter's room. That said, what's the worst
that can happen? Okay, what's the worst that can happen?
Because the answer is nothing, nothing ever, Right, So if
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you just keep on, if you see that, it's a
visual reminder to be in the growth mindset.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I think that's great for PEG to walk in and see.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like another one of my favorite sayings
this year is it's not that deep exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's just not that exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So the neon sign, right, Okay, they have sent me
the wrong neon sign.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Already, but I think I don't know whether it's a
fail or not.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
This and this is what when I first started talking
about this, I was like, I should have turned it on.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
This.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm going to hold it up and you've got to
read the sign that they sent me that I'm going
to put in my eleven year old daughter's bedroom.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Okay, what does it say? It says, please don't do
coke in the bathroom. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Is it is so good?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm going to plug it in during the song and
see for works.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Oh my god, that is brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I could tell her it was Coca cola.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Absolutely, we're talking about zizz.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Ha Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I am trying something new at the moment. You said
that some now cold potato cakes and chips were dropped
in and I'm going to eat them with my mouth.
And I don't have an air fryer at work, which
is probably bad for me. But I am trying something new.
I've put them in the toaster. I've put not in
the toaster in the.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Sad sandwich press that work?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, check check back your sons, sweeping steamers.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Give us a call. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Kick us off, Swanye, I've got one.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Linked In is an utter waste of space.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's the most boring place to be and I don't
understand the point of it.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, i'd completely agree with you, but I appreciate that
people in the corporate world frofit. Why.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I think it's a way for people to boast like
we're such show offs anyway, we do it on air
two hours a day.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
People need like a platform to sort of showcase.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I don't want m I don't want to know that
you've won a prize from the National Gas Authority. I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
But their future employer might when they're stalking them. If
they're in a job interview. And also apparently people hook
up on there. Man, it's like a low key dating
surface LinkedIn really.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, like the the corporates, the Colin straight cowboys go, I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Should spend some more, should find myself for I don't know.
I don't know what would I find?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
An investment banker?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh my god? Can you imagine how mean he would
be to me about my financial situation? Yes, he would
never forgive me.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I would just love to see you on a date though,
with someone like that, and hear how the chat went,
and see how quickly you disassociate.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I reckon seven minutes minutes until they see me for
who I am? A giant idiot? All right, what's your
sweeping statement?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Lilies are prettier unopened. They sounded gay.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
No oriental lily, it's my favorite flower.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I think they are so gorgeous when they're not open
and they're just pointing in there's that little green bit,
and then the minute they open, I'm earth.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But then you if you if they never open, you
don't get that amazing scent, that fragrance.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
See, I don't think the scent of a lily is that?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Are you joking?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It smells like custard.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh no, I think it smells like a stinky, daggy
old home.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh you've been to my hand.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Thirteen twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement? Just
for getting on air with us, you'll get a Baker's
Delight voucher. And hey, it's hot cross bun season, so
that's better news than usual.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Let's do this Swan's sweeping steamers. Yeah, we've got a
big bag of Baker's Delight vouchers.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's been way too long between so for me.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, I agree, I haven't had one for a long time.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I've got to have one. Now, can we organize it?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Bakes Delight, if you're listening.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Please send us some savory bites. And I'm not even
that fussy anything, the Burger one whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Let's see what happens your sweeping statements. Oney was LinkedIn
is boring and mine's just.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
A whole lot of people going I did this, and
then other people going, well done, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I understand and see the purpose for it, though. What
is this that people in the corporate world they like
to sort of spotlight their wings or achievements, And I
think it's good when other employers are looking to hire
them that they can see how great they are.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But the achievements are only interesting to that person. In general,
I don't talk about anything I've achieved apart from a
good thing from team.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
My sweeping statement is that lilies are better and prettier unopened.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oriental lilies specifically.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Sorry, oriental lily specifically you.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You're gonna have a good time at Martigra right, Hello,
Hey guys, what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I really think that anybody that likes Coriander needs to
seek help.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, you're one of those. And you know that it's
biologically not your fault.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yes, isn't that it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It's amazing, isn't It doesn't matter, It still stands. I
just think it's amazing that some people are wired to
taste it different.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I think it's really cool. I think it's exciting as
human beings like you don't have control over that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, just spin the wheel. Same with asparagus weet.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, and I'm sorry, Rachel, Please don't judge me, but
I love Coriander.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh no, Chrissy, Rachel, We're going to send you a
Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Let's go to Sally.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh, hi, Sal Hi, how are you look? I'm really
good and I want to hear your sweeping statement.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I'm a bit with Rachel, but that's not mine, but
I agree Rachel Coriander's yep.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, so you know you can't fight it. You just
go with that.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
No, no, but my sweet statement is that hot cross
stunts should just come in original fish. I don't want
apple cinnamon, I don't want VEGIMI really want chocolate chip.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, I'm sorry, the apple cinnamon is unbelievable. The pink lady,
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I am with Sally like hot crossbindes are just perfection. Hey, Sally,
I'm going to send you two bakers to like voucher
so you can get thank.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You, thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Julie.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Hi, guys, are you going? My statement is people who
leave the last leave.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Toilet rolls empty and don't replace them up all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yes, have you got children? Yes? They do it every day?
Do it every yeah, but they do it every time.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I'm like, how selfish?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So selfish?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I agree, and Julia.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
A couple of weeks ago, I said in sweeping statements
that I think every cubicle. Even public toilets should have
wet wipes, like I like a wet wipe in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What are your thoughts?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, don't mind that, but depends what they do with them.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Julie, I love you. You sound like you've sound like
you're losing your voice. If you had a good time
or are you just always like this?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, I'm not always. I've got.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
My husband.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I think it is sexy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, I love it. Hey, I want to give you
a little update on those wet wipes. They're not good.
They're not good for the plumbing.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
If you buy the recyclable ones.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, no, no, it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Someone said, I'm a plumber and I'm called out all
the time because they say they're.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Flushable, but they're not. They're actually not be careful.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Oh that's heartbreaking news for my Thursday. I'm sorry, Renee. Sorry, Julia.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm going to give you one hundred dollars to spend
at shell Ready Express, get back.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
On hid Renee.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Hello, Hello here you going?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Good mate? What's your swooping statement? You can't be stupid.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
You're listening to the You're made to meet alway Expedia.
We're made to plan where halfway is Expedia made to
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Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Red Room Global Tour powered by Expedia. Let's go everyone,
because the kellgirl, this is gonna say you listening to
the Cristy swanshow and am I going to say your
name next?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Let's find out whose name you are going to say?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Swanny?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm seeing a c an a a T n H cast.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Oh my god, Oh my god, my god, happ it's you.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
How exciting?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Oh my god, I'm just shaking. This is just I
know that this is only going into the next round,
but that's still exciting.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I mean, it's closer than mo. I know, I know.
I need to tell you. Do you work full time?
Like what's your work situation?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
I'm currently only working part time at the moment.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well that's sort of good because I'm thinking, like, you've
got to go to this show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You've got to get on a plane. What if you
I wonder if anyone's going to quit to go?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Surely because you can't miss this and in two or
three weeks you got to go. Kath who are you
most excited for?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Post Malone? Because I think he will be a vibe
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yes, have you seen his new Luke?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh my god, he looks incredible.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Give him a Google caf and make sure you keep
your phone on from four o'clock tomorrow because Ricky leads
him and Joel could be calling.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You good on your caf.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I want to clarify, by the way, when I say
the post Malone is looking amazing, I mean the clothes
he's wearing.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Look that he's I'm not talking about his body.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
He's he's got like this sort of like elegant cowboy
things like Hank Williams, you know, from the fifties. Like
he looks incredible, the Parisian Cowboy for a fun set.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Really great news.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yesterday and about this time we were talking about maybe
Chris Lily was teasing in a cryptic way on Instagram
that mister G would be coming back. There was a
pink exercise ball and a chair and we were confused. Well,
last night the words mister G is back were flashed
(16:35):
on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is mister G?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I three talents one two three?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Acting? Is my life?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Can I tell you I remember we haven't seen mister
G since two thousand and seven, missed him. I remember
where I was when I first saw him, and I
aft so hard I ended up crying.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You know, when your body.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Gets confused by at the.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Level of emotion and enjoyment.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I started weeping, not crying with laughter, crying like my box.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, the best kind of hysterical you are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I could not believe my eyes.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What I need now, though, Chris Lily slash mister G
is a date and where and when?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
And I need to know that it's on a streamer
where he can be Chris Lily, Do you know what
I mean? We need it to be behind a paywall
so he can be a little bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
You know, I don't slide into people's dms, but I
slid into Chris Lily's dms. Did you yep?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Just to tell him that I miss his brain because
he was He's been on hiatus for a very long
time and I miss his miss his comedy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And I just wanted him to know.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And did he reply to you?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
What did he say? I'm jealous?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can't remember, but yeah, it's really him. Was it
long ago or recently recently ish? Yeah? Maybe a month
or two.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Wow, that's really cool. Yeah, I know, because he's really underground. Yes,
do you know what? I would love so much if
he don't announced? Jim is also back and it was
Jermy and mister G in the show.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh my god, how would he do that? I don't
want to like, I don't want to burst the bubble.
But it's the same person. Oh hey, oh hey, I've
got a really good update for you. Vis are the
chips and Potato cakes.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Okay, so you said that you was quite sad that
we don't have an air fryer here at Nova.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, because they crisp up a treat as if they're
fresh out of the deep frying basket at the shop.
That's how good? How good it is?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And I thought, what can I do to improvise? And
if you've been listening, you would realize. I put them
in the sandwich press, yes, and then I went out
there and they were even better than if I did
them in the air front and quick, how good? And
what you do is you squash them.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You squash them now so that they've got and of
course it's going to work two hot plates squishing them
and then you get to crunch into then crunch into them.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
How epic is.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That the win?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Hey swenty before four o'clock, We're going to put the
last lucky listener in the running for Chrissy and Jack's
bucket list trip.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And then tomorrow someone is going to New York City.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
How epic is unbelievable?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Next though, Chrissy's quizy thirteen twenty four to ten. If
you would like a limited edition bum bag and you
know what I'm going to put.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
In their Swanye what my darling, I'm going to put
a two hundred dollars prize pack from White Glowed Teeth Whitening.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The light's just arrived.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh my god, I literally whispered that only twenty minutes ago,
and Savory Bites have just is it.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
A savory Tom's bringing in savory points? Sorry, Frank and Patricia,
you just have to wait for a minute.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
If it's Oh my god, guy, this fresh savory bite yu,
let me play.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
All I'm thinking about is savory Bites now, Frank, But
I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How are you, Chrissy.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I've listened to you for ages.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And never been able to get on before.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
And I think it's a fantastic Tell.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Me, did you know is your real name Francis? On
your birthday? Oh you're a bit Catholic, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yes, I am too, and we have something in common,
and that is you know how you've got to make
your confirmation when you're a Catholic, we don't have to.
You can choose, well, you have to choose the name
of a Saint Jack. You wouldn't notice because you're a heathen.
And I chose Saint Francis. And they everybody wanted me
(20:57):
to do the female spelling because I'm a I'm a woman,
and I said, well, no, St. Francis that I liked
is a man. So my confirmation name is Francis, spelt
like the man like you.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Frank, Frank. Where about your calling from mate from BONDI Frank,
I hope, I.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hope you bought there early, Frank bloody hell? All right,
let's go to Patricia. Oh hello, Patricia. Hello, Chrissy, my mom,
that's my mom's name. Might feel very comfortable here with
Frank and Pats. You'd be Catholic too, wouldn't you, Pat.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Darling Greek Orthodox.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I love how Greek Orthodox are just so like we
are the originals and best we decide when Easter is.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Here. Unfortunately, no, sir, e.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Greek Orthodox Easter lines up with the least to this year, though,
doesn't it? Sorry? Of course, all right.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Frank and Pat I love your work already one of
you is going to win a bum bag. Your name's
your Buzzer's best at five, first person to get three.
I feel like we need to be really generous with Frank.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Okay. Question number one noted.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Chris Lily has confirmed that one of his characters is back.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Which character is it? Yes, Trisha, it's mister g Are
you so excited?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did you just love that? I loved it so much?
I'm going to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Question number two, which company produces Milo makes Milo?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Patricia?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yes, Patricia, it is Nesle. Do you remember back in
the day we used to call it Nestles. Originally? Yes, Frank,
you do. It was always Nestles, and then all of
a sudden it was Nesley.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Is much nicer. I like, I think they made the
right call.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh, something's happening there.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Vacuum clear everything alright in bond Frank. Sorry, this is
a big Noise number three.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Five years ago today this song Ilo Millow was released.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Who sings it? So I should love.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Me?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yes? It is Billy Arnish.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Oh my gosh, you have absolutely killed it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
She smashed you, Frank.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Alright, Patricia, you get the limited edition bum bag and
you also get the white Glow teeth Whitening two hundred
dollars prize pack.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
But Frank, do you like chocolate?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You love it? Great?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Great Frank, because we're all out.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
But what I am going to give you is one
hundred dollars to spend at shell Ready Express and he
can go and buy his own chocolates.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
One.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, Frankie, I'll.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Give them to the kids at school and now I'll
love that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh were you a teacher?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
No, oh, I love you so much more.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Have a great day, guys, the csiest one.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So come wait to talk about this celebrity big brother
in the UK. I believe it's still huge there.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I wish we still had it like that for too.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We only ever had one, maybe.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Two celebrity I think we had two celebrity big brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Dylan Lewis won the first one.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I can't remember. Oh, you're clapping, you're happy for Dylan.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's a slide?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is it a mosquito anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Still big in the UK, And you mean some of
the most iconic scenes have come out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Do you remember when Jimma Collins.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Was it about David guests Diane, Oh my god, it
was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Google, David is dead.
That brother, It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
There is a new one and I can't wait to
talk to you about it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
New series. Jojo c was in it. She's been on
this show.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
She's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant And in the song Swani, we
were just talking about how we were interacting with her
off air quite a lot. And if you would have
asked me my opinion on Jojo Cwa before that, and
maybe would have honestly been like, she's a little bit annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, I mean, you know, she's a child child star
reinvented herself.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But hanging out with.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Her in person, she's probably been one of my favorite interviews.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Norman gorgeous, just such a cool chick to hang out with.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
In chat with anyone that you know can teach me
to dance, right, yeah, all right with me. Also on
the show is Mickey Rourke, who was a big actor
in the eighties and nineties. He was in a film
called Nine and a Half Weeks and other things. Angel
Hardy was spooky in that I'm just looking at his things.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That was really, you know, the big one one.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah, I'd never heard of him until this Ninny.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
He had one of those you know, we'd forgotten about
Mickey Rourke and then he came back as I where
is it. It's the wrestler, and I believe that he
won like big awards for it.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, you know, one of those he's clearly not okay.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
He has delivered a pretty like shocking and jarring outburst
about JoJo's sexuality on this show.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
If I stay longer than before today, if you won't
be gay anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I can guarantee I will still be gay and ILL
still be in a very heavy relationship.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'll tie you up.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
That won't happen.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I dare you to try. You'll be the one tied up.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
What I love about this is Jojo keeps her sense
of humor through the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yes, she handled herself so well.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
And that's what happens to people that are kind of
villified for something that makes them different. People that are,
you know, I have to deal with comments about their
body or their six sexuality are often so used to
it that they deflect it with you know, ease and humor.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
And remain so impressively calm.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah that Mickey Rourke. He sounds like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah he does, but he can't.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
He goes on and on about it. I mean there's more.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
We all vote each other out. Yeah, yeah, eventually, I'm
going to vote the lesbian out real quick.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Homophobic a lesbian, I'm going to vote you can't do that?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Which JoJo's Jojo, Yeah, Jojo, lovely lady, lovely girl, yeah,
which is what I call some woman.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
People like that really shouldn't be allowed on television. I'm
really serious.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I agree. And he's been seventy.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Two years old that there are obviously a lot of
progressive seventy two year old I'm not saying that this
is age related, but he's I think he's probably got
a brain injury as well from his time as as
a boxer.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
He doesn't sound quite right.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
He didn't even know the rules of the game, Well,
revote each other out. Yeah, whoever's you know advising him
keep him away?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And what's also disappointing Swanny Jojo, we don't have this order.
Later in the episode, she gets quite upset about it. Yeah,
as you would, and he's called to the diary room,
but he's only issued a warning. I feel like, now
it's a bro get out.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Absolutely zero tolerance.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Do you think it's age related or do you think
it's that's who does that.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I think there's a little bit of the age factor
does come into it. And he looks like maybe he's
had quite a life and potentially partied.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I don't know, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh god, this
drugs and he was obsessed with a tiny little dog
and he's had half his face cut out.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
I also think in my experience growing up, even in
high school, I was really lucky. I never really copped
much homophobia, was bullied or anything like that. But the
couple of people that maybe would make comments or that
would deliver those sorts of lines, I personally think we're
often the ones that were struggling with their sexuality themselves,
so it comes out in a way where they have
to deflect it onto you because you're okay with who
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you are and they're not.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And that's how that's how they get to that place.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Hopefully we never hear from this idiot ever ever again.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
And shout out to Jojo. She's alleged and so is
her partner Cat.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
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Speaker 2 (29:19):
What do we do with win them?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
Don't you Chrissy and Jack's bucket this trip?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
We just went off on a tangent, didn't we privately
about Jojo and Mickey and everyone?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All Right, this is the moment.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
The last person is about to get in the running
from my bucket list trip to New York City.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's the equivalent of the Golden ticket, and you are
Charlie bucket and there is only one space left.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
And before we get outs the winner tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Really quickly return flights to New York City for two adults.
My trip doesn't in kids, because that's truly what I
would do. It's what my actual trip would be like.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Tell me more. I'm just gonna sit and listen.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Accommodation with airport transfers obs experiences including a Brooklyn graffiti
to our a Brooklyn and Lower east Side food tour
against the stadium, to our VIP pass to the top
of the Rockefeller Center. That is key so you can
get an elite Instagram photo or make everyone jealous.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I wonder if there'll be an amazing like Deli Sandwich
on that.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Tour, surely, and avoucher to our good mate Andy Lee's pub,
Old Mates, very nice and two hundred to two thousand
dollars to spend whilst you're over there.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Two thousand dollars? Can I suggest going to that Fao
Schwartz toy store. Oh you love, Danielle, it's you.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, it's not just gonna answer a question.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh Danielle, you're.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
On the phone.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Can you imagine you imagine this time tomorrow? Your phone
rings again in the US saying pack your bags, lady,
you are going to New York City.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh the dream, right.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The absolute dream? Who would you take?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Or I'm going to ask you a question related to
New York City and if you get it right, you're
the last lucky listener in the running. Name the New
York landmark that is a green statue, Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It is the Statue of liberty, and when you see
her with your own eyes, you will not believe it.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Keep your phone on, Daniel, we might be calling you tomorrow.
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Speaker 4 (32:17):
Doctor.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well, that's the state of my house every time I
get home from work.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Chrissies click fad.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Pavarazzi have really got a layoff justin Bieber. It's like,
you know, you've got a rescue cat.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, you've just.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Got to leave them alone.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
And he's made it so known that he hates them.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Don't rub your hands in their face and make them
fight you, because they will. He's gone on a wild
tie rate.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Have a listen.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Good morning, oh.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Morning, already No more money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money,
Oh get out here are money money, money money?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
How you care about games, lors? Money.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You don't care about people, only money. You don't care
about human beings.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
God's trees.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Right, it's right.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
But it does make me laugh that that's coming from
Justin Bieber because he's got all the money in the world,
or you care about his money, or you care about
his money, but he's done that.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
He's got his money for being talented.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I know. I completely agree with you, and I think
he might.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Have paid the ultimate price, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, I know, but these guys they are, they're just
the bottom feeders.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
They are, they are and poor. Justin's already struggling, as
we know he really is.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
This video, though, Swarning, came out of Palm Springs in California,
because Coachella is about to start, and I wonder if
he'll appear on stage or something.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I hope so well, maybe I hope someone. I hope
he's good. I just want him to be good. I
want I don't want it. I don't want any more
headlines or footage of Justin Bieber being sad and unruly
and drug affected. I want us to see him as
he was and what he can be, and you know,
(34:03):
be reminded of how amazing he is.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
And like here's some unbelievable music. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I think the last time we saw him on stage
it was not no.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
No.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Even the last time he was in Australia it wasn't good.
He almost needs to move away.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Swany like don't live on a remote island in Greece
or like off euro and get away from it.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, he shouldn't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Maybe there's like a formula, you know, like if you've
got if you've got shin splints or something, you've got
to have treatment for half the time that you've had
the ailment. Maybe he just needs to go away for
half the time that he's been famous. Go away for
five years.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Absolutely, live on a farm, hit up.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
A farm in Idaho. Now this is obviously your interest area.
It's lights camera action for the vander Pum Rules reboots.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Sweanny.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
This is exciting, Lisa vander Pump is the first one
being filmed season twelve.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
And a whole new cast.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Wow. Well, they had to get rid of the old
ones because they sort of hate.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Each other, and it peaked at scandalbal which you and
I watched together that reunion.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It was amazing, he regulate.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Tim and Joel are up next, and make sure you
tune in tomorrow because we will be given away a
trip to New York City and Chrissy and Jack's bucket
list trip.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
By the way, I'm not calling you a purple head.
That's a quote from the show. The Christy Swan Show
is a Nova podcast.
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Like this, head to Nova podcast dot com.
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