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August 12, 2025 38 mins

Chrissie is a committed disciple to her one and only queen, Taylor Swift who earlier in the day let us know that an announcement was coming and believe it or not, it came while we were on air!! Chrissie and Jack finally found out what she’s announced after a technical difficulty or two, but safe to say, Chrissie is excited! Plus, we need to ask Joel Creasey if he’s okay after Chrissie and Jack received a text late last night and they’re worried…

(00:00) Piping hot tea coming from Taylor Swift

(09:40) Unwrap The Cash w Uncle Tobys

(12:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #1

(18:08) Chrissie's Quizzie

(23:40) Joel Creasey Has Been Summoned!

(34:45) Chrissie's Clickbait #2

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Show, too blessed to be stressed. Excuse me, there is
hot piping hot Taylor Swift news piping hot tea. Alas Swift,
there is.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
And do you like what I've done to the studio
screen for you?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes? Okay, So if you're not across it, Taylor Swift
is announcing something in eight minutes and thirty seconds. In
eight minutes and twenty nine seconds, Yes, we do have
the countdown. She knew that here in this country, in
our fair land.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, that.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Her disciple, she is my queen and savior, her disciple,
would be live on air across the country at the
time that she announced whatever it is that she's announcing.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I think you're correct, because it was only yesterday you
made a note to yourself on air in the middle
of the show. I was talking, but you stop to
look down on your phone and you wrote to yourself
rediscover Taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Correct. And she's heard that. It's come to her in
the eatide and she's gone, I'm going to give that
bitch something's seven minutes and forty six seconds to go,
thirty twenty four ten. What do you hope it is?
What do you hope it is?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I hope it's a retirement announcement.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Get out of here. I hope it's a new album.
I hope it isn't she's getting married.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Boring care if it's married or pregnancy. We're not talking
about it. Yeah, correct, let's just say that here right now.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Look, we'll give you the update, but that's it. We're
going to speak of it again.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
The craziest one show.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm beside myself because I mean, just Taylor Swift is
announcing something in fifty four seconds, fifty three seconds, fifty
two I'm not going to do the full countdown. We
don't know what it is. I'm hoping it's an album.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, so am I because selfishly, I want you Taylor music.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I need it really badly at the moment. And I
feel like she's heard my you know, spidery senses, and
she may We've asked, We've asked you thirteen twenty four ten.
What do you think it might be? Kel? What do
you think it is?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
We hope it's a new Taylor splipped album.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh my god. I listened to Evermore last night again,
like out of all of them. I started Midnights and
then I went to Evermore and I went Yes, yeah,
you love scratching, that is Melissa.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
What do you think is happening? What do you think
the news is?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
As much as I would love a new album, I
reckon she's pregnant.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, my feature football?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Do you reckon? That's interesting? Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
I reckon mean version.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
All right, that's good, Swanny. We're about to find out
what the countdown?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's happening?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay? So there's a big red, snowy screen and someone's
is that you also maybe in the mouse? Okay, so
we're waiting and that okay, it's changing the screen is no?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That was me scrolling?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh hang on, I mean, well there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Guys, Taylor's team need to be better. This is lacklas star.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's go to Kylie. What do you hope it is
Kyle's while we're still waiting.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Well, I think it's a marriage, but I think she's
pregnant and that she has to get married because she's
pregnant now, so she has to get married.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is it eighteen hundred and twenty, the year eighteen twenty?
She doesn't have to get married if she's pregnant. I've
had three babies, I've never been married. My dad proudly
calls me a spinster.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay, we've now got a five or four time out message,
so things are going well.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh my god, it looks like a store link though.
If it's a new T shirt, I'm going to cut someone.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, that would be so devastating.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Right, let's go to Penny Hey, pen Hey, Hey, going
Christy good?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What do you think this Taylor Swift announcement?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I am crossing my fingers that she's going to announce
that she won't be releasing any more album.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, so you're very you're a very naughty lady.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm not you know what, I've never knowd like Taylor.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
There's a don't trust it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
She's got beady eyes.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
And she's got boring music.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
It's very vanilla.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hang on, there's something going on. Look that is it?
That is a fair statement. Our computer isn't working. What
is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
What is it? Someone scutter's yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
This is.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
The life of a show girl.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
When when? When can I have the rest of the
show off? If it's available now?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
When? No, you must pre order now, Okay, we.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Order goddamn song? I am what? No I don't want vinyl.
I've gone through that stage. Wait wait, wait, what is no? No? No, well,
this is terrible break. All right, let's let's sort it out, guys.
There is a new Taylor Swift album coming the Life

(05:03):
of a Show called the Life of a Show Girl.
It's going to be amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's giving Kylie minogue. That's not like a title I
expect from her.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
It chips before the thirteenth of October. We have to wait. Oh,
it's not the release date.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, we're going to have more off and it says
here the official release date is to be announced.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh my god, I want.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It so bad.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's the Chrissy Swan Show exciting twenty one minutes so far.
When we started the show, we didn't know what Taylor
Swift was announcing. We only knew that it was coming.
Now we know that she is dropping a brand new album,
her twelfth studio album, of course, because she's into that juju. Yeah,

(05:44):
it was announced at twelve twelve on the twelfth twelfth album.
Here is the announcement. She did it on her Fellas podcast.
We got we got briefcase.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yep, Mitt Greene, this is my brand new album.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
The life of a show girl.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Listen to those boganic men.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
No that Traves brother, especially man full Bogan.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Both of them are worse that that is Taylor Swift.
And you're acting like she's just done a touchdown, which
you know arguably she has. I'm very excited about this album.
I really need it, you know, when you just really
need something new to fixate on. Yes, you know, I've
completed my cookbook coming on the twenty eighth of October,

(06:34):
by the way, so I've done that. You and I
are in a good rhythm. I'm not getting any lovin,
do you know what I mean? And I'm just gonna
be I'm gonna get merch about about this album.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I am well Swanny.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm hoping for your sake and all the Swifties and
Swiftocrats out there, that we get an album release date
when the full podcast drops, because this is just a
little snippet from the New Heights podcast. The full podcast
with Taylor drops I think at seven pm Wednesday there times,
it'll be around nine am our time Thursday.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hoping hopefully she.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Reveals the album cover because we don't know that yet.
It's just got a bit of an orange vibe.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
To it if if you're not right, and I am
checking and rechecking the internet at nine am on Wednesday Thursday,
I'm I'm gonna hunt you down and punch in the head.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, you do that, because.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'll be so disappointed. I think the whole vibe of this,
this is my take on it. The title life of
a show Girl, I reckon these are all her musings
and learnings from her years on the road for the
Errors Tour.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Where does she find the time or care whilst on
to her to write music?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Adhd, my friend? Do you think she has her a
hundred percent?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I just think she loves get opening a bottle of
savvy b after showing writing.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Now, there was one scene in that Miss Americana documentary. Wow,
I went, hello friend, right, Okayiah, but she was talking
someone through a video that she could see in her mind.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I was like, Okay, so Med's are working.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I got a little bit of magic the girl, good girl.
Take Alright, Well.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
We will wait for nine am Thursday, hopefully we find
out the actual release date.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I feel like it's going to be in October. When
you're oh, what.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
If we if we not only get the release date,
we get a track.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh, that would be good, that would be good. Oh
my god, I crossed my fingers for you.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Next, we're going to unwrap some cash thanks to Uncle
Toby's thirteen twenty four to ten. If you would like
to have a crack at five hundred dollars, don't open it.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. It's too trying hard.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Not the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Kendrick LaVar and Scissar my favorite, Jui give it up. No, no,
they are good together. I'm not. Just stop mad on
him alike Hendrick Lamar on his own. You listen to
the Krizzy swanshow by the way, and they say things
coming threes, Kendrick and Scissor, Taylor Swift announcing a brand
new album. And now the RBA has dropped the cash rate.

(09:16):
And don't even worry if you don't know what that means.
What it means is you're gonna pay less on your mortgage.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yea ah, we've gone from three point eight five percent
to three point six zero.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Wow. If you had a mortgage, that would mean that
you could continue to pay thirty dollars for a steak.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Say yeah to unwrap the cash with Uncle Toby's musley bars.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Decency's apply Chrissy's un cash.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I mean yeah, and we're just about to give away
five hundred bucks, I reckon, And that buys you a
lot more now than it did ye yesterday.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
This is very true, Sweanty, had you got your musley
bar in hand?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I should do what the favorite review you got?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I have strawberries and cream today?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Am I love strawberries and cream because of strawberries and yogurt?
Or is it white chok? Who knows it's yummy? Hello there, Taliah, Hello,
you've had some big news in the last fortnight.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, give it to us. What is it?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Congratulations?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is it your first baby?

Speaker 9 (10:17):
My said?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
How good is it when you have the third one
and you're just like, we're not put it again. We're
definitely like that with the first one. You always know
where it is the third one. Sort yourself out.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Did you think Taylor Swift News was going to be
a baby, given babies would be on your mind?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Or are you expecting a new album?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
I knew album for sure?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well you know everything. You're good? All right? This is
how this is how it's going to work. We've both
got a Amusli bar in front of us, but I
mean one of them has five hundred bucks cash in it.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Now, you haven't told us what flavor you have?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Today's one keto baby tiketo okay, great, and I've got
strawberries and cream. Talia, who's musley bar? Do you think
has the five hundred dollars cash in?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Similar to the deal or no deal suitcase? Where's your
vibe going?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I think it might potatos? You reckon?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I've got the cash?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Are you one hundred percent sure you can change your mind?

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Definitely?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Your okay?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh my god, yes you are from.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Thank you so much god.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm so excited. I lactated on your behalf.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Were going out for everythings now?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yes, yes, five hundred bucks cash is on its way
to you. Talia will be playing this again next Tuesday.
It is the easiest way to win cash.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yes it is. She's open up the music bar there.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
It is the Chrissy Swan show.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know what, We mentioned Sea in her new Young
Hot Boyfriend, but we never really properly investigated it.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
They haven't been seen together since that scenario. Harry Josey
from Too Hot to Handle on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And by that scenario do you mean the setup that
they are doing so the pay ok, let's do this.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Chrissy's clickfait.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You don't need to be a massive fan of the
AFL to love the announcement that Snoop Dog is going
to be the halftime entertainment. Here from him.

Speaker 11 (12:29):
One hundred thousand fans and the best two teams and
your boy Big Snoop Bill double G at the MCG.
Can't wait to see y'all in September for the tailstrap
pregame entertainment brought to you by me.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Looks like he's put down the Slazinger tennis ballt in
for a while.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
He looks, well, do you reckon? I think he just
could at it. He just knows how to operate.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Also, he has glasses on, so it could be they
could be red under there.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Interesting before Swanna, you mentioned halftime, but it's actually pre show,
the pregame entertainment. And I went to the Grand Final
last year and weirdly, Katy Perry was phenomenal. I thought
she did a great job. I actually prefer it being
before Yes, I do too. Unlike in the States, where
it's halftime. It gets you really amped up and then
pumped up for the game.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yes, I agree. Now let's move on to Sydney Sweeney
and MGK now Machine Gone, Kelly, we spoke about it.
We've spoken about him, probably more than I would like. Yeah, okay,
what's he plugging? Because he's everywhere, He's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
He's currently plugging his seventh studio album, Lost to Americana,
which is out now.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Will we ever play it or listen to it? No?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, no, I tell you were who else is never
going to play it or listen to it? His ex,
Meghan Fox.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
She's got a brand new baby, a four month old
baby with her ex. I reckon that would be a
very hard situation to break up with someone while pregnant. Yes,
and then have and haven't they got like seven thousand
kids together? I don't believe so well she's got kids
with someone.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yes she does, but this is his second kid.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yes, he does have a sixteen year old daughter. He
went on that Andy Cohen Shay.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Which you nailed the name of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Watch What Happens Live, Well done, and look I didn't
expect to say this today. I think machine gun. Kelly
might be an interesting guy.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Do we want to hear his reaction to stating Sydney
Sweeney or his aging thoughts.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
We'll do Sydney, Yeah, we'll do Sidney Swaeney first quick.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Kyle P want to know if there's any truth to
the rumor you and Sydney Sweeney were more than just friends.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
Kyle pe shut up, dude, So.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
That means yes. And then this it gets interesting because
in a sentence it's odd to say he thinks that
he was his mother was abducted by aliens and they
got along very well, and he is actually the son
of said alien.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Can I ask how old you are?

Speaker 12 (14:58):
It's a weird thing, dude. I don't know if my age,
I don't know if it exists.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
I don't wow, you have a Mariah Carey connection to
your age, which is it's very fluid, and.

Speaker 12 (15:09):
I just don't I don't know many facts about my life,
like my skin, like it that rips open, it heals
really quick. It was my dad, you know, do.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You think that you could be like other world that
I've asked my mom?

Speaker 12 (15:21):
I said, any period of time you went like missing off?
She told me she felt like she got abducted at
one point, so.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
You can see a Herd was laughing, probably laughing as
if this is a bit Kelly is not joking. And
then Cara pans out and he sort of does look
like an alien. I's got that very long.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
He also looks seventeen, and.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Those he looks seventeen, he's not. He's thirty five. We
googled it and he's got a sixteen year old daughter.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Interesting stuff, very interesting. Let's never speak about him again.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Deal this, This is.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
The Chrissy Swans, thanks so much for listening to us.
The lesson for today is this is why I love
the universe. That's why I love the world. Because I
woke up this morning, I thought it was just another tedious.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Day, and it's a Tuesday, of all days, we hate
Terrible Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And then out of the blue, Taylor Swift announcers her
twelfth studio album. She did it on Well, she's officially
giving us more information tomorrow on her boyfriend's podcast on
Thursday Morning, Our Time, Time, New Heights. But she did

(16:36):
give us this tiny little snippet that occurs in the
full episode. This morning, this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
We got briefcase yep, Mick Green.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
This is my brand new album, The Life of a
show Girl.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, I need you to play. I mean it's very exciting.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Settle down, Jason.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
But just listening to Jason Kels the brother have you
seen the Toy Story franchise. Everyone's saying that, I want
you to listen to him talk and think of lots
of Hug and bearcase Yep.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Green, it is album.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
The same voice. It's the same voice. It's the same
voice as lots of hugg and Bear. You're welcome, hopefully.
I wonder if he smells like strawberries. I like, what so?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think so. I don't think you would. I
want if he smells like the thank you for correct Hey.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Coming up before four o'clock, we are going to bring
our friend and yours, Joel Creasy into the studio because
we have some questions.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I received a text from him last night and I
haven't heard from him since, and I want to know if,
like he was mugged and somebody stole his phone, like
I just need to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Unfortunately they didn't because I received the same text and
we've gone back and forth.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well maybe they Oh, you've gone back for Yeah, okay,
this is getting worse. The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Crissy
Swan Show, give away one back, Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Chrissy's quizzy.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's always sad, isn't it When the day before you
get on air, we're giving away jelly roll tickets and
then you get on air and all you get is
a bloody bumb bag.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I know, but hey, that's life, baby.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Look, I'm the prize winner actually because Gabby, Hello, Hi,
used to be a pastry chef.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
I did.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
How on earth does a human being with just hands
and fingers make puff pastry?

Speaker 7 (18:46):
You Look, you definitely have to have the patience, Chrissy,
which is something that I definitely needed to have. But
it's definitely one of the most enjoyed things, one of
my enjoyed passions in life.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
But whenever I could it, like when you're at a
fancy you know, bakery and they and they do that
sort of stuff. You cannot possibly count the layers and
yet a human being has made it. I just think
it's extraordinary.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
It definitely is. It takes a lot of patience, like
I said, but it's definitely worth the reward in the
end when you get to feed the people you love.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
What's your favorite thing to make as a pastry chef.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
I love to make a crock and boy, I love
to make like Siramsusa really Italian full fat, full sugar dessert.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yes, I always say loves too short for skim milk.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Now, Nick, we just had to hear about pastries for
two minutes, So should we talk marathons for the next
two minutes? Could you run city to surf on the weekend?

Speaker 10 (19:45):
I did run to see the surf. It was not
do not want to talk about it for two minutes?
Good because of.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It in pain and also probably going to end up
with a nasty cold. It was miserable weather, wasn't it.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
I was shocked bucketing down. But I take my vitamins,
I'll be fine. A Plus, I'm a teacher, so I'm
used to having a little kids sneeze on me all
day and I'm good.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
So can I just ask you one more thing before
we start on the game. At what point, like in
your mind in the training going up to it, you
would have had an idea of what it would look
like when it was so hard and so awful. What
would stop you? Why? Like what is it in your
character that stops you from just doing what I would do,
which is stuff this?

Speaker 10 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you. I actually did zero prep.
I went in literally nothing, not even like a one
hundred meter race. Nothing. Well, my best mate wrote me
into it. I shut up on the day ran and
was cursing him the whole time.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You're officially a mad dog, Nick.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
You are Nick?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right, let's go. Your names are your buzzes, Gabby
and Nick's the best of five meeting. The first person
that gets the three ones correct gets the bum bag?
Is that all we've got today? That really is?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'll tell you at the end of the segment, once
we know who's won, what else there is?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's not going to be exciting. Question number one.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm sure the people that gave us the price to
give away love it when you say it's not exciting.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
I just thought that sweet, sweet, sweet broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Exactly like that. Don't clip that up and send it
to them. Question number one, Which artists will perform at
the AFL Grand Final this year? Yes, yes, and you
know what, but yeah, he's counting is like he stars
that he will come in the back way, because if
he came in the front way. Whatever was in his
bum bag would be confiscated. Question number two, what is

(21:36):
the fifth letter in the alphabet? Yes, Nick Man as
a teacher, I'm glad you got that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Question number three.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Twelve years ago today, Letty Gaga released this song.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
What is it called.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Perfection?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Absolute banger?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is it that's going to be blaring in Mike are
on the way home today? Nobody knows that, Nick.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Good guess though it's applause. I left the appla yeack already.
One point to Gabby. One point to question number four.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Massive unbelievable exciting news about Taylor Swift today? What was it?

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Gabby? Yes, Gabby, She's released a new album called the
Life of the Show Girl.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wow, gosh, you did well in comprehension, didn't you, Gab?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Two points to Gabby, one to neck. Question number five
is for the win.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Gab Apple Martin is the daughter of which two A listers?

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Gabby, Yes, Gabby, Chris Martin and guinnep Poultry.

Speaker 13 (22:45):
Correct Mobby, Oh, Nick, I know I can hear sound.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Jake, come on, you.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Really haven't a terrible Tuesday? Yeah, I can feel it. Gabby,
it's horrible. Gabby.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
You have won the bum bag and some amazing movie
tickets to The Naked Gun a double passing fact only
in Cinema's August twenty one, and Nick, because I feel
sad for your life, I'm going to send you a
double pass to The Naked Gun in Cinema's August twenty
one as well.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And do you know I'll tell you what Your frown
will turn upside down when you see the chemistry being
enjoyed by Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, the two oldest
horniest people in the world.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And we are here for it.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
We ship it.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Next, Joel Creasy is joining us live in studio because
we need to discuss something with him The.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Chrissy Swan Show Now. Welcome to the studio, Joel Creasy.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Hello, I feel if I've been summoned in. Is this
a summoning? I got a text from you last night, Chrissy,
and you said you said this time tomorrow, get in here.
And of course you know I bow down at the
altar of Christine Swan, so I do whatever you say.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Thank you so much for coming in early, because I
know you don't like to be early. No, no, and
here you are. Now the reason I did hang on,
I've just seen. The reason why I did call you
is happy birthday.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Thank you, darling. Remember many moons ago and you're on
a on a different iteration of a radio show, you
had Ronda Birchmore come in and sing me happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I mean, you know, good friend, I shouldn't have. She's
been batch cooking. By the way, I've been following her
on Instagram, just in case you're wondering what she's up to.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
When we made a little.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Lampshock and she wasn't at the logis and she gets
really upset when she's not in anymore.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
And Carol's by candlelight and she'll give it. She'll give
a story to whatever journal wants to listen.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Will be there, the journo and the therapist. She's still
working through it now. I received a text message from
you and it says past the party time. Oh god, fabulous.
I love a jold crazy birthday party.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
I do throw a good event.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
We had the most gorgeous time at your to say
twenty first beautiful dinner and there was bus traveled to
somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
That's right, that was my delay thirtieth Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
And see I don't leave the house. So to get
a text message from you that starts with party time
and a disco ball, I was like, oh my god,
get myself a blow wife.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Shout out to my little sister Alice, who has canfor
and made that for me.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
But that she also needs spell check. Maybe get her
to sup it up a bit. Okay, So here we go.
Oh dear, party time my birthday this year, I've decided
to have a party at the gym.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
At the gym, I seen your stories. You've got to
back me up on this gym brew.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I nearly grabbed my phone on your behalf and like
press the buttons, you know, for five seconds, which immediately
calls the police because Joel's been abducted and somebody is
trying to.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Lure me to wear Oh yeah, this is to get
to Christy Swan. No can I Can I defend myself
or do you want to? Yeah? Okay not yes, yes, sorry,
you're hon a.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
There's a bit more information. It's a class at a
gym hosted by my favorite trainer. You can take it
at your own pace and we have the entire class
to ourselves. Yeah, it'll be followed by blah blah blah.
This Saturday, three forty five pm arrival for a four
pm class. Yes, love job.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Followed by champagne and kicking onto the public. These classes
that I go to I am addicted to. So it's
like a disco and you're go in.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I'm happy for you. No, come on there, But what's
the music like Abra cadabra and define Gravity.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
That will be on the playlist? Ask the DJ to
do Oh yeah, that'll go down real well and no
over if you're playing Defying Gravity and whatever time in
the afternoon, Scott's gonna live that.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Right, Can I ask why don't you just do your
morning birthday gym class?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Even you inject it and then we all come and
meet together after.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Well, okay, so I have said yes because I'm an
angel doing a charity gig at a football club at
one pm. So hence the time I'm out in East
Keel or if anyone can give the directions to said suburbs.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Are you trying to work your way back into heaven
after the whole gay thing.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
I think I've done way more other things that are
not going to let me through those early gates.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
No.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
I love the class and it's like a disco, and
I thought it's a bit different and something fun to do.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Joel.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I love sorting out my stationery draws. I'm not even
my friends.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
Over I do it. I'm full of recondo, Joel.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
How much have you been paid on this gym?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
How much I'm paying? I am paying for the room.
I'm paying for the room. Yes, we have the room
to ourselves. Hence why I get to program the playlist.
They don't normally play Defying Gravity at this class.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Pay for the rooftop terrace at mayson Batarde and take
us all. They already done that.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
I did that last week. I just thought it would
be something fun and different, because you know how I
like to do creative parties, have done everything, so I
thought this would be a bit of fun. Get a
bit of a sweat on, and then we can all
go and feel so smug and up ourselves and go
and have a beer. Somewhere Where do I shower and
get refreshed and charge.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
There is a shower at the gym.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
There is a shower at the gym, A nice shower.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, I won't get like fungus of the feet, so.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
You know you won't get fungus of the Feet Jack.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Okay, I want to know it's been nearly twenty four
hours since you sent the invitations out. Unless I was
just a last minute cork.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
No, that invites genuinely went out last night.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
How many people have said yes, oh? Come?

Speaker 8 (28:39):
So I sat down, I made a list. I had
a little red one. I made a list. There was
about forty people and that was really blowing it out
because I know there's going to be a lot of
nose and I've currently got twelve.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Okay, this is good.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's not bad.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
That's not bad given a lot of my friends are
in Edinburgh at the moment with the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Although those friends would not come to the gym classes.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm just so shocked. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Would
you ever go to this party? It's fuhy.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
It's my favorite trainer. Name is Dolly. She's British.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Get it, get it, get it everyone.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
It makes She really really jazzes you up and gets
you going.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Someone that says gets it, gets it, gets it. Just
get your mom to come.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
She's British.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Crissy Swan show.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, walk on by, walk on by, Christy Swan show.
If you're going to invite me to your birthday party
and it happens to be at a gym.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Poor job. We just really roasted him, didn't we.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I find it most unusual.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well, he's just such a boogie fancy dude that I
just didn't think he'd want to sweat with everyone to
celebrate his birthday.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
When the text came in last night, I thought someone
stolen his phone.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I initially was going to send it to you and
was going to ask whether you'd been invited, but I
was like, no, I'm clearly a last minute invite because
it's that's what I thought a few days out.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So we're asking you thirteen twenty four to ten. I'll
give you a little bit more, you know. Background, Joel's
had a birthday. An invitation came through lateish last night saying, Hey,
I organized a party. It's at my gym. Three forty
five a session. Come, come and sweat.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Long story short, I'm addicted to this forty five minute workout.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's awesome. Do it on your own. Hello, Julie, Hi,
Christy Hijack, Hey Joe, you're a guy a break? What fun?

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Christy, You've got it. You're turning into a hermit.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
You need to go and turning the hermit.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
She is a hermit.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Cleaning out your stationary drawer.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've been a hermit for years, Julie.

Speaker 9 (30:41):
No, but Joel's doing something fun and it's unique.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Hey, let's go.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well, I'm thrilled for you, Julie. I just I just
want to ask you something like, is there somewhere that
you don't like or like, you know, generally, like do
you not like shopping centers or do you not like
undercover car parks or anything like?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
All of that?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
All of that to me, A gym is fresh. Hell,
it stinks. There's the thread of getting weighed and pinched
by prongs, someone's saying an outrageous number after the letters
B and I. All of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
It's a very probably going to.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Make it a fun face, lots of great music and
you know, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Julie, we can go to a nightclub for that. I
actually weirdly like the gym. I pt a few times
a week. I don't want to do it with mate
till people looking to celebrate their birthday.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I want to do that on my own.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
And also, what is it do you get an apparatus
or something? Are you honest, I remember those cycling.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Class No, I think it's like you really like it's
like hit movements, like think an instructor.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Also, I'm uncoordinated. I would punch myself in the face.
He has not thought of me at all in this
Baker's Delight. Break up with him.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Voucher for you, Julie. Let's go to Shay Shay, Hello,
how are you?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Would you you are? You would definitely go?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Oh, absolutely, yes, I would. I think it's a fantastic idea.
I do a lot of crazy parties too, and I
did a twister party at home. We had twister and met.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah that's fun.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's fun.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Yeah, yeah, I think the gym would still be very fun.
Why because you could put your own music, like have
a cool playlist. Why not? It's something different Shaw.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You can pay off the DJ at your local nightclub.
They'll play whatever you want.

Speaker 9 (32:26):
I think i'd still give it a girl.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I think, Shay, you've hit on. Why I don't. I
can't understand it. And it's not because of the physical movement,
which of course I'm not a fan of either. But
when I, you know, leave for a Navie, if I
leave house, leave my house to go to an event
to celebrate someone's birthday. It's about that person, but it's

(32:48):
also about like I want to see Joel's friend Kyle.
I want to see Joel's friend Thomas. I haven't seen
any of these guys for ages. That's not where I want.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
To Yeah, the one socializing is not conducive with a
hit lack. I love Joe crazy and I feel bad
with throwing change, but he's got to change it. Let's
go to Renee's change it.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Hello, Renee, Hi, what you're a good idea? Oh you're
a fan of odd party?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Yes, because today's my birthday, also birthday Joel, and I
wanted to just tell you about my party I had
last year, which was a Viking party.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh my god, tell me all about it.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
It was in a restored old Catholic church, the oldest
one in Australia. And we're all dressed as Viking. That
is really brilliant.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Were there lots of like like flame tortures.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
And oh yeah, we have other works.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
It was the biggest event.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Did you cease on a charcoal pit?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yes we did, we did.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Yeah, we had lots of pig and it was real.
It was really fun and bad Yeah, I really just
wanted to say, I've got the same birthday as your job.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, it's he's he's very haressed, but we've kicked him out.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Of the studio.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm going to send you a double pass to the
Naked Gun only in Cinema's August twenty one.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Happy Birthday. Wow still a no, it's still an we
love job, but absolutely not so.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I mean, I'm just going to have to delete his number.
The Chrissy Swan Show Joel Creasy is coming up. Please
listen to the show called thirteen twenty four ten a
RSVP his birthday party at a gym because there's what
two spots.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Going now available? There's no waiting Blackwell, who would be
attending that?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Why Chrissy's clique fait?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I mean having a party at a gym is the
sort of thing Megan Markle would do.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh she would, and she'd have a film crew there
filming everyone.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Can I tell you, it's just not getting any better
for me and her. I really thought that it was
a phase.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh I didn't. I'm surprised you thought that.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Let's be real, she's getting more and more irritating. I'm
gonna have to can you block people like that like
that don't even know that you exist. Can you block
them from your feet?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
There's got to be a way we can get into
your Instagram and block her name so it doesn't even
show up in your algorithm or explore page.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You know, even today, as recently as today, I accidentally
saw their power Yet yet that hideous podcast that they
did together, that awful girl and that awful woman. Oh

(35:46):
that empowered yet. I haven't been a CEO yet. Have
you seen it?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
And she talks about how she's essentially living a fairy tale,
and she compares her life to a fairy tale.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Because she met the prince and found the prince. Anyway,
what's the news I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Who doesn't dislike them as much as we do is Netflix.
They have signed They've extended their Netflix deal, which is
great news for me.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Because last week it was reported that it was all over.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Apparently not. And you know, if you think you're going
to get away from them, guess again, because they She's
got her next series of that insufferable with Love Megan,
where she you know, spends half an hour lying to us.
And how's this if you're wondering how to ruin Christmas.

(36:38):
Why don't you tune in to the With Love Megan
Special Holiday Celebration. Yes, kids, get ready something that's filmed
on set in Montecito. Not in her house, of course,
someone else's. And here's the byeline. Together, friends and family,

(37:00):
deck the halls, create holiday feasts, craft heartfelt gifts, and
share lots of lies. Last, it's simple. How to to
follow it home? Listen, I don't need a how too
simple or otherwise on how to make a jam. No,
it's sugar and fruit and as saucepan.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
And as if you're cooking that. Markl Hey, I feel
like we've been negative. We need to finish the show
on a high note.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, we've got two more sleeps, Swifties and swifter Crafts.
Two sleeps until we get the next installment of information Tatus.
Swift announced that she has a new album coming. It's
Album twelve. She's going to give us more information on
her Fellas podcast, which goes live at around nine am
on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Ricky Lead, Tim and Joel Aer up next. Joel, we
still do love you.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm not coming to your party. The Chrissy Swan Show
is a Nova podcast for more great comedy shows like this,
head to nov podcast dot com. Do are you
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