June 18, 2025 • 39 mins
Are you in a rowl with your landlord? Or is your Mother-In-Law trying to convert you? We find out who you're currently at war with. Plus, we chat to Aussie Lawyer about the online trolling drama sparked by Influencer, Indy Clinton.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Greetings to you on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Good afternoon, Swanny.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is Wednesdays, Yes it is. Hey, sad news for
anybody heading over to Bali for a holiday. Your timing
is terrible because Mount agung I believe his name is,
has decided to erupt, which is bad if you are
still at home waiting to go over. But let me
tell you, I had the good fortune one year of
(00:34):
being in Bali already.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh that's a wind man, and all of.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The flights were canceled, and it cost me a fortune
to try and find somewhere for us all to stay longer.
Of course I did, and I tried very hard to
be upset about being stranded in Bali. But yeah, that
is Look, it's sad for the people that are heading over,
(01:01):
but there's going to be people there right.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Now enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Enjoying it. What can we do?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Boss?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So it's a volcano.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hey, Speaking of travel, Swaneye, it is the second last
day to get in the running for our trip to Pulia.
We're giving it away Friday. Jump on the Nova player up,
register your details.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I mean, it could be the yummiest region in Italy,
and Italy is yummy everywhere. So what does that tell
you about Pulia.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Tells you everything you need to It's ten out of ten.
Next though, mister Chrissy thirteen twenty four to ten, if
you would like your mind read, we'll give you two
hundred and fifty dollars cash and a VIP speccator n the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Chrissy Swan, So Christy Swan is not here in her place,
Istrissy Melton, John Iware exclusive to Specsavers. It's just the
right Amountain Melton. It is just the right amount of Elton.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They're not crackers, They've just got a little bit of flair.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
A bit of sparkle about them.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hello, Amy, you've got a bit of a sparkle about you.
Oh hello hello. I can see like a side fence,
but it's low. You can see into the neighbor's house.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Why don't you build a higher fence?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know what we really should.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Whack aheadge in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's like this, it's like this high whatever the like
it's maybe a meter in a bit like it's you know, yeah,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No privacy there.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
None, no, no privacy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And you have seen your neighbors in various states of undressed.
For God's say, call the fence builders.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Oh yeah, no, our horse tries to get over the fence.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh well, the horse would just think it's a hurdle
if it's a meter y.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hey, what does the name Gilby mean to you? Gilby?
Gil Gilbert? Oh no, nothing there Gilbert something but no, Okay,
I'll leave that with.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You, like a true fraud sty That's exactly what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hey, Amy, you were in love with a pop star
growing up, and you were so sad when it turned
out that he was gay, like it might have been.
It might have been George Michael, might have been Darren
Hayes was George Michael?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I know, I was so sad too, And then I
realized that actually makes the love more real if you
say so. Now you are thirsty. You're a thirsty person.
I don't know whether that means that you like a
compliment like people that are thirsty on social media.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like thirst traps.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, or maybe maybe you just like a beer or something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't mind a wine.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A wine you drink too much. That's maybe where I'm
getting the thirsty from. Like when you start it's so
much fun. You don't know when to stop.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Oh that could be true.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You had growing up a cat that was very needy. No,
a dog that was very needy. There's an animal around
you that's very needy. Might be your mother.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You've got dogs now that are very needy, but not
growing up so needy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And normally you're in the mood for it, but occasionally
you say, just get out. And when you were growing up,
you had a you went one hundred percent sure if
you had a good singing voice. But you liked to
do harmonies with either a family member or a close friend.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yes, we'll pay that one yet.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
But I did like this thing with my auntie.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Right, I knew it was a family member, and your
voices really worked well together.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh she's a singer. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You're just piggybacks. That's fine. You like those little birds
on the back of a hippo works.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Let's finish on a high there. Hey, you have a
vip specsavers about you on its way to you, Amy,
and two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
That's fantastic, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Just keep it to maybe one bottle of self Blanco night. Amy.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Speaking of mystic Christy the Great John Edward joins us
on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
For Chrissie Show. Are you at war with your landlord
or someone? Is there some conflict in your life that
seems to be consuming you?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Don't you think landlords have a real villain reputation, Like
the minute you hear of a landlord, you just think
they're dogs. But they're not. So many people are. And
there's a lot of great landlords out there, I know,
but there are a lot of.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Crap ones too, terrible one. Me and my friends used
to call them slumlords because it's like, how can you
live with yourself and take my money for this? Do
you know what I mean? And then every little problem
that you have computer says no. Most of the time
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in England, there's all sorts of different rules internationally for
you know, tendencies. And this guy is a renter, has
a contract proper all set up with a landlord, and
what he didn't realize is that he's actually not allowed
to live there and live a normal life because turns
out that he has been slugged with twenty five pounds
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per night that his girlfriend stays at his place.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
It's been brought to my attention that your girlfriend has
stayed overnight on multiple occasions this month. As outlined in
the house Rules Section three. Overnight guests must be approve
and are limited to two nights per calendar month. Beyond
that at twenty five pound per night. Charge applies to
cover shared space use and utilities, be included in your
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next invoice. If you want to avoid future charges, please
limit stays or register guests in the log book provided
registered guests.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The only way I can sort of justify this is
that it's a guest house, but I don't think it is.
It reminds me of the good old days. You've never
done proper share housing.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Have you? No?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Like I obviously lived with my housemate Chris Contos now,
but before that, I'd only lived with my sister. Yeah
before that at home.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So yeah, And to be honest, I have never done
the proper share house, like five different people in a
big house. But I have, Like my boyfriend at the
time in the nineties had one of those situations, right,
My sister was in one of those situations, so I
was in and out of them. I knew how they work.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You hear the stories.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, and my god, there is no fury like the
fury of someone that you're sharing a house with, and
then you get a new boyfriend or a girlfriend and
they stay over more than they should, or they're in
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the kitchen unauthorized because they're not on the lease. The
panic and fury of new people coming into that situation
is off the chart, and.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's such an awkward one to address or bring up, like, yeah,
hang on, wait, I've just remembered. You've lived in the
biggest share house ever, big brother.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yes, don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That is solid three months of that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That is true, But there was no There were no intruders.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Apart from the ones, and you only had one great
barney with what's that dog?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes, yes, Ben, Yes, they had one big fight with him,
and I hate it when there was nowhere to run to.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. Who are you currently at
war with? Maybe it's a landlord, Maybe it's your boss,
Maybe it's your local council. Oh, I know what you're.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Talking about the Chrissy Swan Show. Are you at war
with someone at the moment? A guy in the UK
is it war with his landlord because he thinks it's
unfair that he's being charged twenty five pounds a night
every time his girlfriend stays over and I think I'm
with him, I'm with him.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's like fifty three Australian dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's too much.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's too much. Also, if you're renting the place, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes you're allowed to have people there. You can live
your life.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And if I think, if you've got a housemate or
you're in a sharehouse, that's to work out between yourselves.
You don't involve the landlord.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Also, how is the landlord keeping tabs on who's in
his bedroom?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
He did ask that question. He did ask that question.
Is there someone watching me? I'm currently at war and
have been for a while with my local council. I've
told you many stories and there is a new one
that I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Please, what's the most recent happenings?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Um, friend of mine got a parking ticket out in
front of my house. It's a permit zone. They had
the permit, the visitor permit visible in their car.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, so why were they fined?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
So, you've pissed someone off of your council. They just
are out to get you.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I took a photo of it and sent it to them,
and I said, someone's a little bit over zealous. There
is a ticket on this car. As you can see
in this photo, the ticket and the permit both very visible.
Just wondering when this will be reversed. Didn't hear anything.
A week later, I go, just checking how we're going
on this. I get a response, going, you know, it'll
(10:23):
take this long to get back to you, seventeen working
days or whatever. In the meantime, if there is anything
else you'd like to add, I go. I think the
photo is exactly all I need to tell you. There
is a permit and there is a ticket. One of
these is wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You've someone's there out to get you. I reckon, like
the council officers have notes to always drive past your
place and try to get you for something. Thirteen twenty
four to ten, Who are you at war with?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Hey? Beck? Hi, guys, so imagine that I'm your landlord.
What are you saying to me?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Straighted right now. So we have a tree in my
back garden and it's almost dead and it's dropping branches
where my kids play, like so much so that I've
had to take the swing set down and not let
my kids play on.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Its okay, So how long have you been fighting the
good fight about this tree?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Ah? About twelve months?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
What do they say do?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
They just nothing?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
So we keep having to go through the real estate
agent and they keep saying, oh, yeah, we'll get in
contact with them and let you know the outcome. And
months go by and nothing happens. So we keep following
that up and they're like, oh, we're just waiting on
the arborist to come and have a look, and that
was like six months ago, and we keep asking when
are they coming and what's happening because we're not allowed
to do anything. We can't cut the tree down ourselves.
(11:45):
It's not our house, it's not our proper.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Why don't we have to pay for it? Why don't
you get dramatic and be like something it has fallen
on something obviously not your kid. I'm not going to
go that dark. But you could say I've woken up
and there is a dead fox because the branch fell
on it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I like it a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Actually, hey Beck, we're going to send you a prize
pack of Bay Juice Energy and natural caffeine Boost.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Is this how do you pronounce it? Tyrell? Or tear.
He talk to me about your current war.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
So I'm at war with someone and I don't know
if they know they're.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
A war, all right, So what is the problem.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
So there's a car park like on the nature strip
kind of thing outside my house, but it also touches
their neighbors like driveway. It's kind of on the side
of their driveway, but it's in front of my house,
and we are just constantly like putting our cards there.
Fighting over in my mind anyway, car, what it is?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Have you have you resorted to like getting up two
hours early so that you can get your car in
that spot before they do.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
I haven't yet, but I did go away for like
three weeks and less the fair car on that car.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I love that level of petty. A prize pack of
Beiju's energy on its way to you.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh we love a phone call from a non hello,
a non oh hello. Who are you fighting with?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
My mother in law?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
All the best source, Tell me what is it? What's
the problem?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I started dating her son of you know, and for
were dating for probably three years, and she tried to
convert me to their religion, yes, and I just stood
my ground. I said, I'm sorry, no, no, no no,
and she tried to try. Then I married him.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Then I had kids, two kids, and she refuses to
do anything to do because I'm Catholic. She refuses to
do anything to do with Catholicism. Does we've got them
that tize they're in a Catholic school? Oh, my gods,
Constant and you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Are the worst. Can you imagine the conversations with her
girlfriends about you, Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Things like I just like, she's my mother in law.
I want to have a good relationship with her, but
she's just very.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, no, you can't because you're going to help and
she's not. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Love That Love that song, Calvin Harris and Clementine Douglas
who we were just googling Swaney.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She looks as if Lolly Young and Lily Allen had
a baby.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
She Chrissy's clique, Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar, famous from Frasier,
I mean must have been off every decade.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Also famous for being Camille Gramma's husband. Shout out to
the Royal Housewives of Beverly Hills fans out there. Oh okay,
so she was on the first season, swany of help.
I did know this, and he was always away and
then it came out at the end of the season
that had been cheating on her.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh cool, So I'm guessing that he was cheating with
his current wife, Kate Walsh. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Could that be right, Nate? I reckon maybe.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
About twelve to forteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, so I's right, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So, because he is about to become a father for
the eighth time, how old is Kelsey? Eight seventy? And
I'm looking at the ages of his children and it
looks like there's at least this is the third mother,
so the first two forty one and thirty three. Then
there's Mason and Jude twenty three and twenty is are
(15:36):
they the children of the one from Real House? A? Yeah, okay.
Then comes Faith who's twelve, So he's obviously moved on
from the mother of Jude and Mason with Kate Walsh,
who is now forty six and having their fourth baby.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Both very I mean sorry, but having kids is a
real big deal. It takes a lot of energy. I know,
wouldn't you if you were lucky enough to get to seventy?
Just want no more?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Pooh, yes you know, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You've only got a couple of years before you're changing
your own nappy. You don't want to change someone's nappy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
No, you don't. And also there's always the argument, but
he's within your partner they want more kids. It's like no, no, no,
Kate and Kelsey have already got three together, three, why
are you having a fourth? Guys?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I mean, babies are cute, is the thing, and you
can get addicted to having babies.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's a scary addiction to have.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Also, maybe at forty six she was like, my last
egg's rolled. Do you know what I mean? I'm never
going to get pregnant? And bang, yeah, what was the
second story that I was going to talk about?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The great Stormy webs to come?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So Kylie Jenner fast becoming my favorite. Yes Kardashian, Oh no,
I don't don't talk Chloe.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I said that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Anyway, she has released a little snippet of her and
Stormy having a conversation about the way Kylie her mum,
you used to look during the King Kylie era. If
you don't know what that is, it was when she
had the blue hair. And anyway, it's so funny when
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kids see old photos of you and they're like, is
that you?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Weare's exactly what happened between Stormy and Kylie?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Did you dare here that photo?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, it was a wig.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Mommy used to love wearing wigs.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
A blue web with rag outfit. It's not a good gambo.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh no, it's so gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Those kids are going to grow up and rule the
world man, And it.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Sounds like she's sort of precocious, but it was a
really gorgeous exchange between the two of them.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, so what taste at seven years old to know
that the King Kylie era was terrible and she was.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So outraged by it.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
This is the show.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I would obviously do anything for you, Jack, even explode
my perfect musical algorithm so that I could listen to
the new Addison ray album. And I didn't regret it.
I loved it. And good news for you. Guess what's
just happened? What'swany She's just announced a Australian tour. An
Australian tour.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
How exciting is this?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Very?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I like that it's sort of come only two weeks
after she dropped her album as well.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Absolutely it's great timing. Will you be sad when she
is papped at all of your favorite restaurants and shops?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I reckon. By then I'll have become mates with it.
You'll be next to it if you want to go, though,
tickets are on sale from this Friday at ten am.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
She'd say, get in quick. I think they're going to go.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Tom's going to jump on and I'm actually gonna buy
tickets for this.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, I'm it's actually going to spend some money on ticket.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Tom was shocked as well, I can't believe it. She's
going to Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, look, she should go everywhere, but I'll accept it.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Adelaide and Perth. You're gonna have to jump on a flight.
I'm sorry. Here she is now with Diet Pepsy Hate
coming up. Before four, we're gonna play Chrissy's Passport to Pulia.
We're gonna speak to an Ossie lawyer about this Indie
Clinton situation and what could happen.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, so if you're a troll, don't miss it.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah correct, Yeah, Next though, Chrissy's Crazy thirteen twenty four
to ten. If you would like a bum bag.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The Chrissy Swan show. Let's give away a bum bag
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Hello Caitlin, Hello Chrissy, how are you very good?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Thank you? You know we had the beautiful poling Yow
and Julia Morrison's studio yesterday and I gave the meat
a bumbag the thrill. I mean, look, I haven't I
haven't heard from Julia, but Po put it straight on
and was even making good use of it at the airport.
She's like, this has changed my life already. I said, welcome,
So I can't wait to be matching with them. It
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might change your life, Caitlyn, or sure it will, it
might change your life. AJ, who knows how this is
going to end?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Oh? Get a fellas?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
How are we fellows? Yeah? The boys?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Look, I do dress. I do dress to the right,
so it is an easy mistake for me.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Aj. What's been happening today?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Ah, I've just been cruising around, you know, protecting people
from fires.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You know how it is?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Oh, are you a firefighter?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I work in fire protection?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Is that the same thing?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
No, it used to be a firefighter in New Zealand.
But I just thought i'd, you know, just do the
whole building alarm stuff, but I won't bore you at
the details my.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Theory, AJ, and you can either confirm or deny this.
Whenever I see a fire truck in.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
The while, you know someone hots inside and that person.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Is always in the back seat. Really, yes, for some reason,
like there's.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Often work in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right, Well, there's often five or six people in the truck,
but the hot one always in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
J Were you always in the back? Yeah? Where?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
All right, let's get cracking. Your names are your buzzers.
It's the best of five, meaning the first person to
get three correct wins the game gets the bumbag. And
Jack mind, Jack might be generous, who knows?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Question number one? Can you name the sporting event taking
place in Perth tonight, Caitlyn? Yes, Caitlin? Is it?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
State of origin?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
It sure is, Swanny, tell us about it, tell us
about the two teams that are going head to head.
Tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I just know nothing. I don't even understand. And I
worked for years in Queensland, where it's a religion. I
don't even understand the phrase state of origin. What are they?
What are they doing? Are they fighting over who came
up with the sport first? I do Is that true?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So what am I asking either of you?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And you were like, oh, I can tell you about
Marty gra I don't know about state of origin.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Question number two, what this is weird? A weird question
given as on the line. What does pyro mean?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Caitlyn?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Caitlyn, Yes, it means.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Fire Now, AJ, that was a laid down masaire for you.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Look, I'm a.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Going on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm sorry what Caitlyn, you are also a firefighter.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I'm an ex firefighter and my husband is a current
that I have to.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh really, yeah, you guys should all hang out and
throw the keys in the bowl and stuff already. Question
number three Caitlyn, this is for the wind. AJ. You've
got to be a bit faster brother. Did you hear
him go?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Jen? I was going to say, yeah, they don't respond
that slowly with siren, all right. Question A number three
Paul mcartney's turning eighty three to day. What band was he?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Caitlyn?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, Caitlyn, the Beatle. It is the Beatles. We would
have also accept with the wings, which I'm mad for
at the moment. Caitlyn, you have got the bum.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Bag and you both because AJ you're a vibe as
a U Kaitlin. You're both getting a double pass to
f one the movie. It's only in cinemas June twenty six.
It's got Brad Pitt AJ. You're Brad Pitt fan.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, he's a legend.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's a legend, but I feel like he could also
be a very bad man. And it's going to come
out soon anyway. Good luck with the fires, guys. The
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. We want to
talk about Indy Clinton again. She is a very popular
TikToker who really set a cat amongst the pigeons earlier
(23:44):
on this week by saying, Hey, all you trolls, I
know who you are and I wore your details. I've
hired a private investigator to put together a sixty four
page document with all of your personal details.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would be shaken in my boots if I was
a troll.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, and even more so because she has just released
a brand new page called you Are Not a non
already has sixty six thousand followers, one or two posts
that say fake name, fake profile, picture, real people, real,
damn it, you are not a no on. This is
(24:19):
a woman that is not backing down.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We are here for this swarning. I think it's time
that trolls realize they can't just get away with bullying
people online. It's screams of talk poppy syndrome. Just let
her be a successful mum and post the content she likes.
If you don't like it, don't follow it.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Exactly. It's that simple. Let's talk to a lawyer. There
is a lawyer that's posted a very interesting and informative
post on TikTok and he joins us, Now, hello, James.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
What's going on? Guys? How are you good?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I loved your little piece because I didn't know that
troll you know, which sounds so on a.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Trolling just trivial.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, you know, it's the brother's grim sort of stuff.
Is actually illegal and you can go to jail for it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
You definitely can. And yeah, like you said, trolling reminds
you of a twelve year old kid in his mum's
basement or something like that. But it can extend to
the ultimate and horrible result of people taking their own lives.
It can be systemic. Trolling is a form of cyber bullying,
and it's illegal at the federal and at the state level.
(25:33):
The Criminal Code at the federal level encapsulates it at
Section since seven four seven four dot seventeen and its
use of a third party carriage service. Obviously, lawyers and
legislators make it sound more legal ease, but essentially, if
you are posting information online that is offensive, menacing or harassing,
(25:54):
it can get you five years in jail and in
Queensland up to seven where violence is involved, which I think,
to be honest, is on the light at the end
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
So James with and also follow James on TikTok at
Ossie lawyer James, do you think this could happen with
these followers that Indy has found through a private investigator.
Do you think she'll take it to court?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, I can't speak. I haven't gone into a deep
diver as much as her personal investigators I'm sure have.
But just on the comments of the video that I did,
a lot of them I think would be considered menacing
and her assing, and I think she's had to put
up with it for years and years and years, and
obviously there is more of a sensitive approach to content.
(26:37):
I would say that a court would look at it
like INDI's because her content is around young children, her children.
You know, these people are making a borrence comments about kids,
and I hate the argument of oh, well, she shouldn't
have she shouldn't have her life online. You're just justifying
horrible behavior and just in that same breath, they don't
(26:58):
have to comment in like constant cyber bullying about her
physical features, about her kids, about her mothering, etcetera, etcetera.
They can just scroll along.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yes, just scroll along. Do you think that there has
been enough kind of support and acknowledgment of the negative
ramifications of being trolled or do you think that the
lack of these is really what has inspired her to go?
You know what, no one's ever going to do anything
(27:28):
about this. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I think India's standing up for a lot for creators completely.
A lot of creators say things about it that they
some of them don't have the money to hire. It's
obviously an expensive, expensive thing to do to hire a
personal investigator. It seems like these personal investigators have been
following these trolls for months and there's multiple of them
that could cost tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. I
think she needs to be applauded for actually standing up
(27:54):
and finally taking a stand, because you know, it's the
same as bullying in school and things like that. You know,
kids that are bullying usually get a slap on the
wrist and then everyone forgets about it. Yeah, in the
cyber world, it's been an issue for the longest time
and nobody's actually stood there and no, no, no, no,
I'm coming after you.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I've got one question, is what she is doing also
considered bullying in a way?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Do you see where you're going? Yeah, it could, it
could potentially, right because she she needs to be careful
looking at you know, inciting violence and things like that
on the parties. She's keeping it anonymous. She's not actually
outing them publicly, which I think she's doing intentionally. You know,
she's teased with that video, like you know, her reaction
(28:44):
to her sixty four page report. If she was you know,
to put up pay this person's best and then you know,
her two point one million followers, probably a million supporters,
yeah and one point one haters would probably go after
those people, and she would look at potentially committing the
same prime.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, it is a tricky situation, so tricky, James, thank
you so much for explaining it to us. Your videos
are great again. Follow James on TikTok At Ozzie Lawyer
have a great day you too, James. Next, we are
putting our second last person in the running for that
trip to Pulia and Chrissy's Passport to Pullia. Make sure
you've registered your details at the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The Chrissy Swan Show. You know, let's let's get away
from stackers and let's get into.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
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perfect galiter two.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Chrissy's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
This prize is so us, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
It's so us. We love a holiday giveaway and it's
just you know, it's.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
An area in Italy that you may never ever get
to in a normal lifetime. I've never been, You've never been.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, and it's one place that people that have been
need to scream and shout about more. Because I was
out for dinning my friends during last night, I brought
up that we were doing this ye yeah, way, and
she said, oh, Pully is my favorite place on earth,
by far, the best place I visited. I was like,
why do you not lead with that to me.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Everybody says that. Everybody mentioned the word Haley, you're so
desperate for a holiday. Imagine if you could board a
plane to Pulia and then within ten minutes of getting
off it, you would be stuffing your face with Brata.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Oh my gosh, that would be amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All right, Haley, this is how it's going to work.
The aim of the game is to get the answer
right as quickly as possible. Yell as soon as you
know what it is, even if you don't know what
it is, just yell something. Okay, I thank you. I
am going to give you a whole list of clues.
The answer is going to be Italy related, food, landmarks,
(30:52):
person whoever cities right, Italy, Italy Italy.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Are you Hale? We've just got to I can tell
you nervous, Hawley. Are you okay? Do we need to
do some breathing exercises or something?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I think I might need some breathing exercise.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Okay, Well, I want you to have a good chance
at this, so let's all breathing together once you've got this.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
By the way, when did breathing exercises become breathwork?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Breathwork?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I'm just really into breath.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, we're going to do square breathing. Okay, does everyone
understand what square breathing is? Lead down, We're going to breathing.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't know what square breathing.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Okay, what's it in the ads?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Great?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right, you're ready, Haley. We've breathed, we've done, have breathwork.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
We've got this.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
You do, my darling. All right, on your marks, Get set.
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region of southern Italy. It is made from mozzarella and
stratchia tela shreds of cheese curd mixed with cream. The
outer shell is solid mozzarella, while the inside is soft,
creamy and rich and oozy. And the name comes from buro,
(31:56):
meaning butter in Italian, reflecting its buttery texture. It is
best served fresh, ideally within twenty four to forty eight
hours of being made. It's traditionally made with cow's milk.
Buffalo milk versions also exist. What did you say should
be stored? More information? Please, should be stored in cold
water or whey and eaten at room temperature for best flavor.
Cheese became more widely known outside Italy only in recent decades,
(32:20):
but is now a gourmet staple worldwide. It's commonly eaten
with tomatoes, olive oil, thor crusty bread. Often mistaken for mozzarella,
but it's creamy center sense, it's aparts of us. Got
it a little not at the top the inside Feelingschitella
is now also sold separately in some specialty stores. It
has protected design of origin status in Europe UNDERTA the
(32:41):
Andrea IGP. What is the answer, Hailey?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh goodness, it was the last thing I said to you.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'm so sorry, Thank you so much for the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
You're so welcome, Haley. I'm sorry that you didn't quite
get there. But Swanning tomorrow is the final day to
get in the running for this competition.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
If you haven't registered, bied, then overplayer at do it now.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
It's an amazing seven day tour in Paulia valued at
twelve thousand dollars thanks to Travel Paulia. We're flying you
there thanks to Eddie had Airways. It's unbelievable. Tomorrow or Friday,
we need to go through everything they'll be experiencing because
it's like a full getaway.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yes, can we do it the Chrissy Swan Show. I
had a Gracey Abrams itch just this morning and I've
listened to her all morning.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Really yeah, has that itch been scratched?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Sure? Has? And just a little tickle then as well.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Before we get to Clickbaitswaanning, I just need to bring
up this unbelievable giveaway we are doing next week with BYD.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
The first time we've ever done this, the first.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Time we've given away a car on this show. We're
giving away a BYD c Line six pluggin hybrid suv.
We'll give you all the deats and info on how
to win it Monday, but just make sure you've registered
by the Nova player. Sea Line go beyond expectations with
the bad Sea Lion Sea Line six plug in hybrid suv.
Who was that? Where did that Sea Line?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
See?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You can you do that again? But there's no one
else in the studio I know, But I just thought
someone that I thought scarter or someone had tapped in.
That was Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I wish Megan Marka would do something funny like a
Sea Line impersonation.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Not possible.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You are my ears and I really appreciate you listening
to the whole podcast that she sat down and done.
She's only done two one with that insufferable girl that
goes what and then another one with his English girl,
And you listen to it well, because there's only so
many pillows I can stab, and I appreciate. I appreciate
your efforts.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
It's a ninety minute podcast, and I had to talk
about it on Today Extra this morning, so I thought
i'd better get across it. But it was so funny
Swanny when we were talking about it. I think we're
known for not king her, and David Campbell on air
said maybe you and Chrissie could interview her. I think
Chrissy would like that.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Now I'd have to politely decline. I'd have to just
say listen. I can't pretend, could you not?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Just for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Unless the podcast was called I Hate You Change my
Mind anyway. So these are the little bits and bobs
that I found particularly annoying.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
This one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
First, I wonder if you could rewrite your public narratives
from scratch. Is there anything that you would do differently? Yes,
I would ask people to tell the truth. Don't you
ever feel like just being like, just leave me alone? Like,
let me show you picks and valleys, picks and values.
You know, my dear friend Serena. I'm sure you know.
She told me years ago, I can't live forever. Eight
(35:47):
years a long time.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Okay, there's a couple of things in there I don't like. One,
don't blame other people all the time for your problems.
It's really unbecoming. And secondly, friend Serena, he's obviously that
tennis player Serena Williams.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
We get it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Your friends named.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Why was it important to name the friend? I reckon
if it was Susie who she went to school with,
she wouldn't have got to look in, no would she.
She wouldn't say Susie who I went to school with.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, no, you're right, not good? Wow, she Chrissy's angry.
I feel like I'm getting in trouble with those eyes.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Let's move on to the gym, shall we.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
So many friends at the same time had texted saying,
I don't know what it is, but your gem's just
making me so so happy, And I thought, maybe that's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, No, they didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Nobody said that to you.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Nobody nobody said that. And the reason I know is
because I give away stuff all the time. Nobody says, oh,
only friends at the same It made it Beck and
all my friends at the same time. Oh your green
Coerry's making me still here.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No, you gave me a lasagna on Monday and I said, wow,
that was so young I did. I don't go. Made
me so happy? Okay to be Devil's a get the
on flip this on its head, Swani. There were There
was one section of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
And I must say she posted a video yesterday to
her socials and I sent it to you and I said,
this is gorgeous. I love it. It's not insufferable the
Father's she might be turning it around Harry video.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She spoke about acting, and I think she should go back.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
To acting, she sued, And actually some would argue she is.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
When she spoke about acting, she didn't have that fake
smile and fake tony in her voice. She was really calm.
So at first. She spoke about advice, really great advice
to people that are acting, and what she would do
a piece.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Of advice I was given years ago. Changes don't try
to book the pote, book the room. It doesn't matter.
If you don't get that raw, you might not be
right for it. It's not about the pope. You're going
to see. Those producers and those casting directors had so
many other opportunities book the room.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Absolutely, that is so true.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
That just felt genuine.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Just be an impressive good person, because someone that's making
decisions will go, no, you know, right for that? A
year down the track, they'll.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Go Do you know who was fabulous that Markale?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Key?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Then she also spoke about and I love Suits that
at the end of Suits she was secretly dating Harry
and then I think it was all secret squirrel about
their movie. She didn't actually get to speak to the
crew about what was happening.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Or everyone's favorite.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Do you ever miss acting?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sometimes? But you know what, actually having a large team
being back on set with Love Meghan was great because
I realized how much I had missed my crew. We
couldn't say that I was leaving. We couldn't have a
going away party. I couldn't see my goodbyes. My crew's
watching it. I missed you guys. Do you miss them?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You must do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, well that's nice.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Again, that sounded genuine when she's not putting a fake
like smiley, cheesy voice on.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I know, but if it was such a big crew
on with love Meghan, how are we supposed to believe
that she hadn't prepared a dish for mindy kelling when
she came over. Stop lying. Chrissy Swan Show is an
OVA podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Do you
It's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Greetings to you on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Good afternoon, Swanny.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is Wednesdays, Yes it is. Hey, sad news for
anybody heading over to Bali for a holiday. Your timing
is terrible because Mount agung I believe his name is,
has decided to erupt, which is bad if you are
still at home waiting to go over. But let me
tell you, I had the good fortune one year of
(00:34):
being in Bali already.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh that's a wind man, and all of.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The flights were canceled, and it cost me a fortune
to try and find somewhere for us all to stay longer.
Of course I did, and I tried very hard to
be upset about being stranded in Bali. But yeah, that
is Look, it's sad for the people that are heading over,
(01:01):
but there's going to be people there right.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Now enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Enjoying it. What can we do?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Boss?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So it's a volcano.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hey, Speaking of travel, Swaneye, it is the second last
day to get in the running for our trip to Pulia.
We're giving it away Friday. Jump on the Nova player up,
register your details.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I mean, it could be the yummiest region in Italy,
and Italy is yummy everywhere. So what does that tell
you about Pulia.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Tells you everything you need to It's ten out of ten.
Next though, mister Chrissy thirteen twenty four to ten, if
you would like your mind read, we'll give you two
hundred and fifty dollars cash and a VIP speccator n the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Chrissy Swan, So Christy Swan is not here in her place,
Istrissy Melton, John Iware exclusive to Specsavers. It's just the
right Amountain Melton. It is just the right amount of Elton.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They're not crackers, They've just got a little bit of flair.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
A bit of sparkle about them.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hello, Amy, you've got a bit of a sparkle about you.
Oh hello hello. I can see like a side fence,
but it's low. You can see into the neighbor's house.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Why don't you build a higher fence?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know what we really should.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Whack aheadge in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's like this, it's like this high whatever the like
it's maybe a meter in a bit like it's you know, yeah,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No privacy there.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
None, no, no privacy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And you have seen your neighbors in various states of undressed.
For God's say, call the fence builders.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Oh yeah, no, our horse tries to get over the fence.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh well, the horse would just think it's a hurdle
if it's a meter y.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hey, what does the name Gilby mean to you? Gilby?
Gil Gilbert? Oh no, nothing there Gilbert something but no, Okay,
I'll leave that with.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You, like a true fraud sty That's exactly what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hey, Amy, you were in love with a pop star
growing up, and you were so sad when it turned
out that he was gay, like it might have been.
It might have been George Michael, might have been Darren
Hayes was George Michael?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I know, I was so sad too, And then I
realized that actually makes the love more real if you
say so. Now you are thirsty. You're a thirsty person.
I don't know whether that means that you like a
compliment like people that are thirsty on social media.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like thirst traps.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, or maybe maybe you just like a beer or something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't mind a wine.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A wine you drink too much. That's maybe where I'm
getting the thirsty from. Like when you start it's so
much fun. You don't know when to stop.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Oh that could be true.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You had growing up a cat that was very needy. No,
a dog that was very needy. There's an animal around
you that's very needy. Might be your mother.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You've got dogs now that are very needy, but not
growing up so needy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And normally you're in the mood for it, but occasionally
you say, just get out. And when you were growing up,
you had a you went one hundred percent sure if
you had a good singing voice. But you liked to
do harmonies with either a family member or a close friend.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yes, we'll pay that one yet.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
But I did like this thing with my auntie.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Right, I knew it was a family member, and your
voices really worked well together.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh she's a singer. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You're just piggybacks. That's fine. You like those little birds
on the back of a hippo works.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Let's finish on a high there. Hey, you have a
vip specsavers about you on its way to you, Amy,
and two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
That's fantastic, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Just keep it to maybe one bottle of self Blanco night. Amy.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Speaking of mystic Christy the Great John Edward joins us
on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
For Chrissie Show. Are you at war with your landlord
or someone? Is there some conflict in your life that
seems to be consuming you?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Don't you think landlords have a real villain reputation, Like
the minute you hear of a landlord, you just think
they're dogs. But they're not. So many people are. And
there's a lot of great landlords out there, I know,
but there are a lot of.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Crap ones too, terrible one. Me and my friends used
to call them slumlords because it's like, how can you
live with yourself and take my money for this? Do
you know what I mean? And then every little problem
that you have computer says no. Most of the time
(06:18):
in England, there's all sorts of different rules internationally for
you know, tendencies. And this guy is a renter, has
a contract proper all set up with a landlord, and
what he didn't realize is that he's actually not allowed
to live there and live a normal life because turns
out that he has been slugged with twenty five pounds
(06:42):
per night that his girlfriend stays at his place.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
It's been brought to my attention that your girlfriend has
stayed overnight on multiple occasions this month. As outlined in
the house Rules Section three. Overnight guests must be approve
and are limited to two nights per calendar month. Beyond
that at twenty five pound per night. Charge applies to
cover shared space use and utilities, be included in your
(07:09):
next invoice. If you want to avoid future charges, please
limit stays or register guests in the log book provided
registered guests.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The only way I can sort of justify this is
that it's a guest house, but I don't think it is.
It reminds me of the good old days. You've never
done proper share housing.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Have you? No?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Like I obviously lived with my housemate Chris Contos now,
but before that, I'd only lived with my sister. Yeah
before that at home.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So yeah, And to be honest, I have never done
the proper share house, like five different people in a
big house. But I have, Like my boyfriend at the
time in the nineties had one of those situations, right,
My sister was in one of those situations, so I
was in and out of them. I knew how they work.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You hear the stories.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, and my god, there is no fury like the
fury of someone that you're sharing a house with, and
then you get a new boyfriend or a girlfriend and
they stay over more than they should, or they're in
(08:15):
the kitchen unauthorized because they're not on the lease. The
panic and fury of new people coming into that situation
is off the chart, and.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's such an awkward one to address or bring up, like, yeah,
hang on, wait, I've just remembered. You've lived in the
biggest share house ever, big brother.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yes, don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That is solid three months of that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That is true, But there was no There were no intruders.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Apart from the ones, and you only had one great
barney with what's that dog?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes, yes, Ben, Yes, they had one big fight with him,
and I hate it when there was nowhere to run to.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Thirteen twenty four to ten. Who are you currently at
war with? Maybe it's a landlord, Maybe it's your boss,
Maybe it's your local council. Oh, I know what you're.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Talking about the Chrissy Swan Show. Are you at war
with someone at the moment? A guy in the UK
is it war with his landlord because he thinks it's
unfair that he's being charged twenty five pounds a night
every time his girlfriend stays over and I think I'm
with him, I'm with him.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That's like fifty three Australian dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's too much.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's too much. Also, if you're renting the place, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes you're allowed to have people there. You can live
your life.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And if I think, if you've got a housemate or
you're in a sharehouse, that's to work out between yourselves.
You don't involve the landlord.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Also, how is the landlord keeping tabs on who's in
his bedroom?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
He did ask that question. He did ask that question.
Is there someone watching me? I'm currently at war and
have been for a while with my local council. I've
told you many stories and there is a new one
that I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Please, what's the most recent happenings?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Um, friend of mine got a parking ticket out in
front of my house. It's a permit zone. They had
the permit, the visitor permit visible in their car.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, so why were they fined?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
So, you've pissed someone off of your council. They just
are out to get you.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I took a photo of it and sent it to them,
and I said, someone's a little bit over zealous. There
is a ticket on this car. As you can see
in this photo, the ticket and the permit both very visible.
Just wondering when this will be reversed. Didn't hear anything.
A week later, I go, just checking how we're going
on this. I get a response, going, you know, it'll
(10:23):
take this long to get back to you, seventeen working
days or whatever. In the meantime, if there is anything
else you'd like to add, I go. I think the
photo is exactly all I need to tell you. There
is a permit and there is a ticket. One of
these is wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You've someone's there out to get you. I reckon, like
the council officers have notes to always drive past your
place and try to get you for something. Thirteen twenty
four to ten, Who are you at war with?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Hey? Beck? Hi, guys, so imagine that I'm your landlord.
What are you saying to me?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Straighted right now. So we have a tree in my
back garden and it's almost dead and it's dropping branches
where my kids play, like so much so that I've
had to take the swing set down and not let
my kids play on.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Its okay, So how long have you been fighting the
good fight about this tree?
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Ah? About twelve months?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
What do they say do?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
They just nothing?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
So we keep having to go through the real estate
agent and they keep saying, oh, yeah, we'll get in
contact with them and let you know the outcome. And
months go by and nothing happens. So we keep following
that up and they're like, oh, we're just waiting on
the arborist to come and have a look, and that
was like six months ago, and we keep asking when
are they coming and what's happening because we're not allowed
to do anything. We can't cut the tree down ourselves.
(11:45):
It's not our house, it's not our proper.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Why don't we have to pay for it? Why don't
you get dramatic and be like something it has fallen
on something obviously not your kid. I'm not going to
go that dark. But you could say I've woken up
and there is a dead fox because the branch fell
on it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I like it a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Actually, hey Beck, we're going to send you a prize
pack of Bay Juice Energy and natural caffeine Boost.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Is this how do you pronounce it? Tyrell? Or tear.
He talk to me about your current war.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
So I'm at war with someone and I don't know
if they know they're.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
A war, all right, So what is the problem.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
So there's a car park like on the nature strip
kind of thing outside my house, but it also touches
their neighbors like driveway. It's kind of on the side
of their driveway, but it's in front of my house,
and we are just constantly like putting our cards there.
Fighting over in my mind anyway, car, what it is?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Have you have you resorted to like getting up two
hours early so that you can get your car in
that spot before they do.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
I haven't yet, but I did go away for like
three weeks and less the fair car on that car.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I love that level of petty. A prize pack of
Beiju's energy on its way to you.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh we love a phone call from a non hello,
a non oh hello. Who are you fighting with?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
My mother in law?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
All the best source, Tell me what is it? What's
the problem?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I started dating her son of you know, and for
were dating for probably three years, and she tried to
convert me to their religion, yes, and I just stood
my ground. I said, I'm sorry, no, no, no no,
and she tried to try. Then I married him.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Then I had kids, two kids, and she refuses to
do anything to do because I'm Catholic. She refuses to
do anything to do with Catholicism. Does we've got them
that tize they're in a Catholic school? Oh, my gods,
Constant and you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Are the worst. Can you imagine the conversations with her
girlfriends about you, Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Things like I just like, she's my mother in law.
I want to have a good relationship with her, but
she's just very.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, no, you can't because you're going to help and
she's not. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Love That Love that song, Calvin Harris and Clementine Douglas
who we were just googling Swaney.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She looks as if Lolly Young and Lily Allen had
a baby.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
She Chrissy's clique, Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar, famous from Frasier,
I mean must have been off every decade.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Also famous for being Camille Gramma's husband. Shout out to
the Royal Housewives of Beverly Hills fans out there. Oh okay,
so she was on the first season, swany of help.
I did know this, and he was always away and
then it came out at the end of the season
that had been cheating on her.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh cool, So I'm guessing that he was cheating with
his current wife, Kate Walsh. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Could that be right, Nate? I reckon maybe.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
About twelve to forteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, so I's right, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So, because he is about to become a father for
the eighth time, how old is Kelsey? Eight seventy? And
I'm looking at the ages of his children and it
looks like there's at least this is the third mother,
so the first two forty one and thirty three. Then
there's Mason and Jude twenty three and twenty is are
(15:36):
they the children of the one from Real House? A? Yeah, okay.
Then comes Faith who's twelve, So he's obviously moved on
from the mother of Jude and Mason with Kate Walsh,
who is now forty six and having their fourth baby.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Both very I mean sorry, but having kids is a
real big deal. It takes a lot of energy. I know,
wouldn't you if you were lucky enough to get to seventy?
Just want no more?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Pooh, yes you know, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You've only got a couple of years before you're changing
your own nappy. You don't want to change someone's nappy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
No, you don't. And also there's always the argument, but
he's within your partner they want more kids. It's like no, no, no,
Kate and Kelsey have already got three together, three, why
are you having a fourth? Guys?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I mean, babies are cute, is the thing, and you
can get addicted to having babies.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's a scary addiction to have.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Also, maybe at forty six she was like, my last
egg's rolled. Do you know what I mean? I'm never
going to get pregnant? And bang, yeah, what was the
second story that I was going to talk about?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The great Stormy webs to come?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
So Kylie Jenner fast becoming my favorite. Yes Kardashian, Oh no,
I don't don't talk Chloe.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I said that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Anyway, she has released a little snippet of her and
Stormy having a conversation about the way Kylie her mum,
you used to look during the King Kylie era. If
you don't know what that is, it was when she
had the blue hair. And anyway, it's so funny when
(17:19):
kids see old photos of you and they're like, is
that you?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Weare's exactly what happened between Stormy and Kylie?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Did you dare here that photo?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, it was a wig.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Mommy used to love wearing wigs.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
A blue web with rag outfit. It's not a good gambo.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh no, it's so gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Those kids are going to grow up and rule the
world man, And it.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Sounds like she's sort of precocious, but it was a
really gorgeous exchange between the two of them.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, so what taste at seven years old to know
that the King Kylie era was terrible and she was.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So outraged by it.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
This is the show.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I would obviously do anything for you, Jack, even explode
my perfect musical algorithm so that I could listen to
the new Addison ray album. And I didn't regret it.
I loved it. And good news for you. Guess what's
just happened? What'swany She's just announced a Australian tour. An
Australian tour.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
How exciting is this?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Very?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I like that it's sort of come only two weeks
after she dropped her album as well.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Absolutely it's great timing. Will you be sad when she
is papped at all of your favorite restaurants and shops?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I reckon. By then I'll have become mates with it.
You'll be next to it if you want to go, though,
tickets are on sale from this Friday at ten am.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
She'd say, get in quick. I think they're going to go.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Tom's going to jump on and I'm actually gonna buy
tickets for this.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, I'm it's actually going to spend some money on ticket.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Tom was shocked as well, I can't believe it. She's
going to Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, look, she should go everywhere, but I'll accept it.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Adelaide and Perth. You're gonna have to jump on a flight.
I'm sorry. Here she is now with Diet Pepsy Hate
coming up. Before four, we're gonna play Chrissy's Passport to Pulia.
We're gonna speak to an Ossie lawyer about this Indie
Clinton situation and what could happen.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, so if you're a troll, don't miss it.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah correct, Yeah, Next though, Chrissy's Crazy thirteen twenty four
to ten. If you would like a bum bag.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The Chrissy Swan show. Let's give away a bum bag
Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Hello Caitlin, Hello Chrissy, how are you very good?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Thank you? You know we had the beautiful poling Yow
and Julia Morrison's studio yesterday and I gave the meat
a bumbag the thrill. I mean, look, I haven't I
haven't heard from Julia, but Po put it straight on
and was even making good use of it at the airport.
She's like, this has changed my life already. I said, welcome,
So I can't wait to be matching with them. It
(19:57):
might change your life, Caitlyn, or sure it will, it
might change your life. AJ, who knows how this is
going to end?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Oh? Get a fellas?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
How are we fellows? Yeah? The boys?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Look, I do dress. I do dress to the right,
so it is an easy mistake for me.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Aj. What's been happening today?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Ah, I've just been cruising around, you know, protecting people
from fires.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You know how it is?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Oh, are you a firefighter?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I work in fire protection?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Is that the same thing?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
No, it used to be a firefighter in New Zealand.
But I just thought i'd, you know, just do the
whole building alarm stuff, but I won't bore you at
the details my.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Theory, AJ, and you can either confirm or deny this.
Whenever I see a fire truck in.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
The while, you know someone hots inside and that person.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Is always in the back seat. Really, yes, for some reason,
like there's.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Often work in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right, Well, there's often five or six people in the truck,
but the hot one always in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
J Were you always in the back? Yeah? Where?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
All right, let's get cracking. Your names are your buzzers.
It's the best of five, meaning the first person to
get three correct wins the game gets the bumbag. And
Jack mind, Jack might be generous, who knows?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Question number one? Can you name the sporting event taking
place in Perth tonight, Caitlyn? Yes, Caitlin? Is it?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
State of origin?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
It sure is, Swanny, tell us about it, tell us
about the two teams that are going head to head.
Tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I just know nothing. I don't even understand. And I
worked for years in Queensland, where it's a religion. I
don't even understand the phrase state of origin. What are they?
What are they doing? Are they fighting over who came
up with the sport first? I do Is that true?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So what am I asking either of you?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And you were like, oh, I can tell you about
Marty gra I don't know about state of origin.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Question number two, what this is weird? A weird question
given as on the line. What does pyro mean?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Caitlyn?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Caitlyn, Yes, it means.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Fire Now, AJ, that was a laid down masaire for you.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Look, I'm a.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Going on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm sorry what Caitlyn, you are also a firefighter.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I'm an ex firefighter and my husband is a current
that I have to.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh really, yeah, you guys should all hang out and
throw the keys in the bowl and stuff already. Question
number three Caitlyn, this is for the wind. AJ. You've
got to be a bit faster brother. Did you hear
him go?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Jen? I was going to say, yeah, they don't respond
that slowly with siren, all right. Question A number three
Paul mcartney's turning eighty three to day. What band was he?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Caitlyn?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, Caitlyn, the Beatle. It is the Beatles. We would
have also accept with the wings, which I'm mad for
at the moment. Caitlyn, you have got the bum.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Bag and you both because AJ you're a vibe as
a U Kaitlin. You're both getting a double pass to
f one the movie. It's only in cinemas June twenty six.
It's got Brad Pitt AJ. You're Brad Pitt fan.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, he's a legend.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's a legend, but I feel like he could also
be a very bad man. And it's going to come
out soon anyway. Good luck with the fires, guys. The
Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. We want to
talk about Indy Clinton again. She is a very popular
TikToker who really set a cat amongst the pigeons earlier
(23:44):
on this week by saying, Hey, all you trolls, I
know who you are and I wore your details. I've
hired a private investigator to put together a sixty four
page document with all of your personal details.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would be shaken in my boots if I was
a troll.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, and even more so because she has just released
a brand new page called you Are Not a non
already has sixty six thousand followers, one or two posts
that say fake name, fake profile, picture, real people, real,
damn it, you are not a no on. This is
(24:19):
a woman that is not backing down.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We are here for this swarning. I think it's time
that trolls realize they can't just get away with bullying
people online. It's screams of talk poppy syndrome. Just let
her be a successful mum and post the content she likes.
If you don't like it, don't follow it.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Exactly. It's that simple. Let's talk to a lawyer. There
is a lawyer that's posted a very interesting and informative
post on TikTok and he joins us, Now, hello, James.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
What's going on? Guys? How are you good?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I loved your little piece because I didn't know that
troll you know, which sounds so on a.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Trolling just trivial.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, you know, it's the brother's grim sort of stuff.
Is actually illegal and you can go to jail for it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
You definitely can. And yeah, like you said, trolling reminds
you of a twelve year old kid in his mum's
basement or something like that. But it can extend to
the ultimate and horrible result of people taking their own lives.
It can be systemic. Trolling is a form of cyber bullying,
and it's illegal at the federal and at the state level.
(25:33):
The Criminal Code at the federal level encapsulates it at
Section since seven four seven four dot seventeen and its
use of a third party carriage service. Obviously, lawyers and
legislators make it sound more legal ease, but essentially, if
you are posting information online that is offensive, menacing or harassing,
(25:54):
it can get you five years in jail and in
Queensland up to seven where violence is involved, which I think,
to be honest, is on the light at the end
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
So James with and also follow James on TikTok at
Ossie lawyer James, do you think this could happen with
these followers that Indy has found through a private investigator.
Do you think she'll take it to court?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, I can't speak. I haven't gone into a deep
diver as much as her personal investigators I'm sure have.
But just on the comments of the video that I did,
a lot of them I think would be considered menacing
and her assing, and I think she's had to put
up with it for years and years and years, and
obviously there is more of a sensitive approach to content.
(26:37):
I would say that a court would look at it
like INDI's because her content is around young children, her children.
You know, these people are making a borrence comments about kids,
and I hate the argument of oh, well, she shouldn't
have she shouldn't have her life online. You're just justifying
horrible behavior and just in that same breath, they don't
(26:58):
have to comment in like constant cyber bullying about her
physical features, about her kids, about her mothering, etcetera, etcetera.
They can just scroll along.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yes, just scroll along. Do you think that there has
been enough kind of support and acknowledgment of the negative
ramifications of being trolled or do you think that the
lack of these is really what has inspired her to go?
You know what, no one's ever going to do anything
(27:28):
about this. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I think India's standing up for a lot for creators completely.
A lot of creators say things about it that they
some of them don't have the money to hire. It's
obviously an expensive, expensive thing to do to hire a
personal investigator. It seems like these personal investigators have been
following these trolls for months and there's multiple of them
that could cost tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. I
think she needs to be applauded for actually standing up
(27:54):
and finally taking a stand, because you know, it's the
same as bullying in school and things like that. You know,
kids that are bullying usually get a slap on the
wrist and then everyone forgets about it. Yeah, in the
cyber world, it's been an issue for the longest time
and nobody's actually stood there and no, no, no, no,
I'm coming after you.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I've got one question, is what she is doing also
considered bullying in a way?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Do you see where you're going? Yeah, it could, it
could potentially, right because she she needs to be careful
looking at you know, inciting violence and things like that
on the parties. She's keeping it anonymous. She's not actually
outing them publicly, which I think she's doing intentionally. You know,
she's teased with that video, like you know, her reaction
(28:44):
to her sixty four page report. If she was you know,
to put up pay this person's best and then you know,
her two point one million followers, probably a million supporters,
yeah and one point one haters would probably go after
those people, and she would look at potentially committing the
same prime.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, it is a tricky situation, so tricky, James, thank
you so much for explaining it to us. Your videos
are great again. Follow James on TikTok At Ozzie Lawyer
have a great day you too, James. Next, we are
putting our second last person in the running for that
trip to Pulia and Chrissy's Passport to Pullia. Make sure
you've registered your details at the Nova player up.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The Chrissy Swan Show. You know, let's let's get away
from stackers and let's get into.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Pulia, discover Pulia and unlock all five sensors with a
perfect galiter two.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Chrissy's Passport to Pulia.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
This prize is so us, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
It's so us. We love a holiday giveaway and it's
just you know, it's.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
An area in Italy that you may never ever get
to in a normal lifetime. I've never been, You've never been.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, and it's one place that people that have been
need to scream and shout about more. Because I was
out for dinning my friends during last night, I brought
up that we were doing this ye yeah, way, and
she said, oh, Pully is my favorite place on earth,
by far, the best place I visited. I was like,
why do you not lead with that to me.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Everybody says that. Everybody mentioned the word Haley, you're so
desperate for a holiday. Imagine if you could board a
plane to Pulia and then within ten minutes of getting
off it, you would be stuffing your face with Brata.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Oh my gosh, that would be amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All right, Haley, this is how it's going to work.
The aim of the game is to get the answer
right as quickly as possible. Yell as soon as you
know what it is, even if you don't know what
it is, just yell something. Okay, I thank you. I
am going to give you a whole list of clues.
The answer is going to be Italy related, food, landmarks,
(30:52):
person whoever cities right, Italy, Italy Italy.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Are you Hale? We've just got to I can tell
you nervous, Hawley. Are you okay? Do we need to
do some breathing exercises or something?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I think I might need some breathing exercise.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Okay, Well, I want you to have a good chance
at this, so let's all breathing together once you've got this.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
By the way, when did breathing exercises become breathwork?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Breathwork?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I'm just really into breath.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, we're going to do square breathing. Okay, does everyone
understand what square breathing is? Lead down, We're going to breathing.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't know what square breathing.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Okay, what's it in the ads?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Great?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right, you're ready, Haley. We've breathed, we've done, have breathwork.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
We've got this.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
You do, my darling. All right, on your marks, Get set.
Jackie Go originated in Andrea, a town in the Pulio
region of southern Italy. It is made from mozzarella and
stratchia tela shreds of cheese curd mixed with cream. The
outer shell is solid mozzarella, while the inside is soft,
creamy and rich and oozy. And the name comes from buro,
(31:56):
meaning butter in Italian, reflecting its buttery texture. It is
best served fresh, ideally within twenty four to forty eight
hours of being made. It's traditionally made with cow's milk.
Buffalo milk versions also exist. What did you say should
be stored? More information? Please, should be stored in cold
water or whey and eaten at room temperature for best flavor.
Cheese became more widely known outside Italy only in recent decades,
(32:20):
but is now a gourmet staple worldwide. It's commonly eaten
with tomatoes, olive oil, thor crusty bread. Often mistaken for mozzarella,
but it's creamy center sense, it's aparts of us. Got
it a little not at the top the inside Feelingschitella
is now also sold separately in some specialty stores. It
has protected design of origin status in Europe UNDERTA the
(32:41):
Andrea IGP. What is the answer, Hailey?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh goodness, it was the last thing I said to you.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'm so sorry, Thank you so much for the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
You're so welcome, Haley. I'm sorry that you didn't quite
get there. But Swanning tomorrow is the final day to
get in the running for this competition.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
If you haven't registered, bied, then overplayer at do it now.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
It's an amazing seven day tour in Paulia valued at
twelve thousand dollars thanks to Travel Paulia. We're flying you
there thanks to Eddie had Airways. It's unbelievable. Tomorrow or Friday,
we need to go through everything they'll be experiencing because
it's like a full getaway.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yes, can we do it the Chrissy Swan Show. I
had a Gracey Abrams itch just this morning and I've
listened to her all morning.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Really yeah, has that itch been scratched?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Sure? Has? And just a little tickle then as well.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Before we get to Clickbaitswaanning, I just need to bring
up this unbelievable giveaway we are doing next week with BYD.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
The first time we've ever done this, the first.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Time we've given away a car on this show. We're
giving away a BYD c Line six pluggin hybrid suv.
We'll give you all the deats and info on how
to win it Monday, but just make sure you've registered
by the Nova player. Sea Line go beyond expectations with
the bad Sea Lion Sea Line six plug in hybrid suv.
Who was that? Where did that Sea Line?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
See?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
You can you do that again? But there's no one
else in the studio I know, But I just thought
someone that I thought scarter or someone had tapped in.
That was Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I wish Megan Marka would do something funny like a
Sea Line impersonation.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Not possible.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You are my ears and I really appreciate you listening
to the whole podcast that she sat down and done.
She's only done two one with that insufferable girl that
goes what and then another one with his English girl,
And you listen to it well, because there's only so
many pillows I can stab, and I appreciate. I appreciate
your efforts.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
It's a ninety minute podcast, and I had to talk
about it on Today Extra this morning, so I thought
i'd better get across it. But it was so funny
Swanny when we were talking about it. I think we're
known for not king her, and David Campbell on air
said maybe you and Chrissie could interview her. I think
Chrissy would like that.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Now I'd have to politely decline. I'd have to just
say listen. I can't pretend, could you not?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Just for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Unless the podcast was called I Hate You Change my
Mind anyway. So these are the little bits and bobs
that I found particularly annoying.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
This one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
First, I wonder if you could rewrite your public narratives
from scratch. Is there anything that you would do differently? Yes,
I would ask people to tell the truth. Don't you
ever feel like just being like, just leave me alone? Like,
let me show you picks and valleys, picks and values.
You know, my dear friend Serena. I'm sure you know.
She told me years ago, I can't live forever. Eight
(35:47):
years a long time.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Okay, there's a couple of things in there I don't like. One,
don't blame other people all the time for your problems.
It's really unbecoming. And secondly, friend Serena, he's obviously that
tennis player Serena Williams.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
We get it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Your friends named.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Why was it important to name the friend? I reckon
if it was Susie who she went to school with,
she wouldn't have got to look in, no would she.
She wouldn't say Susie who I went to school with.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, no, you're right, not good? Wow, she Chrissy's angry.
I feel like I'm getting in trouble with those eyes.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Let's move on to the gym, shall we.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
So many friends at the same time had texted saying,
I don't know what it is, but your gem's just
making me so so happy, And I thought, maybe that's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, No, they didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Nobody said that to you.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Nobody nobody said that. And the reason I know is
because I give away stuff all the time. Nobody says, oh,
only friends at the same It made it Beck and
all my friends at the same time. Oh your green
Coerry's making me still here.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No, you gave me a lasagna on Monday and I said, wow,
that was so young I did. I don't go. Made
me so happy? Okay to be Devil's a get the
on flip this on its head, Swani. There were There
was one section of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
And I must say she posted a video yesterday to
her socials and I sent it to you and I said,
this is gorgeous. I love it. It's not insufferable the
Father's she might be turning it around Harry video.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She spoke about acting, and I think she should go back.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
To acting, she sued, And actually some would argue she is.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
When she spoke about acting, she didn't have that fake
smile and fake tony in her voice. She was really calm.
So at first. She spoke about advice, really great advice
to people that are acting, and what she would do
a piece.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Of advice I was given years ago. Changes don't try
to book the pote, book the room. It doesn't matter.
If you don't get that raw, you might not be
right for it. It's not about the pope. You're going
to see. Those producers and those casting directors had so
many other opportunities book the room.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Absolutely, that is so true.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
That just felt genuine.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Just be an impressive good person, because someone that's making
decisions will go, no, you know, right for that? A
year down the track, they'll.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Go Do you know who was fabulous that Markale?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Key?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Then she also spoke about and I love Suits that
at the end of Suits she was secretly dating Harry
and then I think it was all secret squirrel about
their movie. She didn't actually get to speak to the
crew about what was happening.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Or everyone's favorite.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Do you ever miss acting?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sometimes? But you know what, actually having a large team
being back on set with Love Meghan was great because
I realized how much I had missed my crew. We
couldn't say that I was leaving. We couldn't have a
going away party. I couldn't see my goodbyes. My crew's
watching it. I missed you guys. Do you miss them?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You must do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, well that's nice.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Again, that sounded genuine when she's not putting a fake
like smiley, cheesy voice on.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I know, but if it was such a big crew
on with love Meghan, how are we supposed to believe
that she hadn't prepared a dish for mindy kelling when
she came over. Stop lying. Chrissy Swan Show is an
OVA podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Do you
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