August 11, 2025 • 43 mins
Chrissie grilled Jack on his weekend plans and found out he ordered Uber Eats 3 times yesterday so we ask YOU how many times you ordered Uber Eats on the weekend? Chrissie’s weekend looked a little different, she watched ‘Too Much’ on Netflix and wants you all to watch it! Plus, Martha Stewart has a shower hack that Chrissie simply *needed* to talk about!
(00:00) Chrissie's can't wear white anymore...
(02:07) Say Gday - How many time did you uber eats something this weekend?
(07:25) What are you watching?
(15:22) Chrissie's Clickbait #1
(22:15) Chrissie's Quizzie
(29:00) Martha Stewart's Show Hack
(38:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #2
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Look, I'm all over the shop. I confess it. Straight
up dropped coffee on my fresh top.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I hate that on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you know what? When I did that, I thought
I should have gone with my initial concept two weeks ago. Yes,
I decided that I was never going to wear anything
that is white at the collar. So if I have
a white top and it's got a color on the
collar grate because the makeup that gets on there, you
can wear it for two seconds and you get makeup
(00:34):
on it, and then you've got to soak it and
wash it. I'm like, that's it. I'm done with it. Anyway.
Pulled this out today. It's a white top with green stripes.
I've got coffee all over it. I matched it with
a pair of shoes from Balley. Let me tell you,
let me tell you, I have to take them off.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh wow, Well I noticed they.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Do their a knockoff added ass. They are so uncomfortable
that they really they should come with a warning. They're
only okay when you're bartering down to six hundred thousand
repair that's it, okay, and then that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And the green belt I clocked straight away, you've tied
in you've tied that in all perfectly. No, I don't
like the rule of no white because a white collar
looks so crisp on you with your beautiful olive skin.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jack, I can't. I can't. I need to wear black
because I'm a pig. That's that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We've got a jam packed Monday Swanny packed inside the
bum bag. In Chrissie's quizy again is tickets to.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Jelly Roll very exciting to be We've got to talk
about Martha Stewart yes But next, say good ay and
tell us how many times you ordered Uber Eats yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can hear in your voice you had a big
night recently.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Recently, as recent as Saturday night, and I blew your
mind when I told you what I'd ordered.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's taking you a lot longer to get over these.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What did you order?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The crizzy Swan show. I had a very quiet weekend. You,
on the other hand, Jack, really kept the delivery services busy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Chrissy say, today.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We're having a little chat and chew earlier and on
the telephone, and you knocked my socks off with the
amount of times you opened the green and Black app God,
isn't that an exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Moment, isn't it? And because I'm you know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That deliciousness is coming and you don't have to cook
it and you don't have to clean.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And on a Sunday, I just don't feel guilty about
it during the week. I've really set a rule of it.
It's time to start cooking at home.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh really? Is it day dependent?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's day dependent for me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I think it might be you know, dopamine.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That too, But yesterday, how many give it? Three orders?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So what tyme? When when was the first one?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think? I think it was one fifty five, like
two o'clock. I got out of bed, okay, and I
ordered a large with chicken meal. Usually I go for
a but I felt like a chicken My god, you're right,
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And then a few hours later, how did you get
a big mac as well?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No? No, I literally just did a large chicken meal.
Oh my god, yeah, I know. I did have a
big mac on Friday, and then on and then a
few hours later I had like an early dinner. I
felt like some dumplings and some black bean beef and
some garlic stir fried vegetables. And then a few hours
later my housemates, like I feel like a bad tie.
(03:28):
I was like, so do I. So we went again.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You are choking, I'm looking at VI.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I also ordered stuff on Uber Eats.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What did you get?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Full cream, milk, brown onions, a bag of lemons, tomato paste,
and a thing of peanut butter. Way, just got another one.
Coconut flakes. Yeah, raspberries that's fancy yum. Oh there's one
here that I didn't order. Garlic kebab, chicken hsp and
(04:02):
the mixed stagees whole some stuff that's hysterical. Hello Christine,
Hi guys, how are you so good to talk to us? Christine?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yes, I'm in Sydney and the rain on the weekend's
crazy here.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sydney's really copying it at the moment. The weather sucks
in Sydney. I've got to say it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh my god. So I thought, you know what, I'm
not going out of the house today. I got up
and I forgot to add that. I ordered two other things.
I got coffee and a breakfast from McDonald's in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
My god, what did you order for.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Brecky McMuffin flat white pancakes. I shared it with the
family and at about two o'clock I ordered, I get
a two deal for kebabs. You get two for.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The price of one. Did you eat them both? No?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I shared them with my grandson.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh that's kind how some Chinese soup.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But I forgot to add I did orders two bottles
of wine as well on the guide through.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you tip every time? Christina? Your good girl?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Never I get mcgleen's fam to the door because I
was laying on the lounge with the gas feeder on one.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Of the food Christine, you are an icon. Just don't
go anywhere for a minute. What booze did you order?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I ordered two bottles of red wine.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, it is rainy and wintry, so that's what you
would do.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yell, okay, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And yes, and what was the chicken? What was the
Chinese soup that you ordered?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It was a rice noodle soup.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh that sounds healthy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sounds healthy, Christine. We're going to send you a Baker's
Delight out to do you reckon? You could get off
the armchair and head into your local bakers, because you should.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
When the rain stops.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I will well also bottle shop one also make his
delight hour on Uber Eats.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
True, it's so good, jump on and get some Hawaiian
pizzas or something to go with your yellowtail.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Actually, Christine said that she'd only ordered two and then
it ended up being four. Well, how many times did
you order and what and what did you order and
at what times?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It was three meals. Yesterday, I treated my body like
a garbage disposal. It was eight o'clock in the morning.
I was like, oh no, it's just I can't start
the day like this. So it was a large wapper
meal and it was horrible. So then I thought, you
know what, let's go again, and I went with McDonald's,
(06:37):
got a twenty nucket happy meal combination with a cheeseburger.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
That was all right.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And then come last night, I was starving, so I
went for Italian Street Kitchen and ordered a lasagna and
a Supreme.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Pizza and you ate all of that, Ashley mashed it.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I was so much over and it just was necessary.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Do you know what The weirdest thing that you said
was you said I treated my body like a garbage disposal,
And then you were talking about twenty nuggets. I cleaned
out my freezer and there was an old bag of
nuggets and I literally put them down my garbage disposal units. Really, Yes,
who I now call? Ashley?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, that's me, Ashley. We are going to send you
a Baker's Delight voucher. I hope you're eating healthier today
like I am.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
I'm doing my best Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We've got to have the discussion that all friends have
the minute they talk to each other see each other,
which is what are you watching?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And you know it's a bit chilly in the regions
having said that, Today's a beautiful day almost everywhere. But
I have started watching too much, which we heard about
ages ago, and I had it in my diary. That's
how excited I was about it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know it's legit when Chrissy puts it in a calendar.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's a Lennard Dunham creation. She is responsible for one
of my favorite series of all time. You know, when
you're watching something on television and you can't believe your eyes,
you can't believe what you're hearing, that these people are
thinking like you think and speak like you speak. Have
you seen girls?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I have it, but I get that feeling watching
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, I bet you do.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Name they're coming to Australia already.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Hear they were gone. I need to speak to Joe
Creasy about this. They were coming to Melbourne and then
apparently it's being delayed or it's no longer happening. Joel
seems to have the gooss on it, so I need
to speak with it, dear.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They can it right.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Joel and I were saying we will go and camp
out at Crown Towers.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The whole reason you're hungover now because you've been drinking
away your sorrows in the absence of the Real Housewives
of blurh blah. Anyway, I was really excited about it,
and with good reason. Too much. It's on Netflix. It
is so good that I've had to stop.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh, you're like drip feeding it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, I just went No, I'm never going to be
this happy again. Yeah, I'm never going to be this
happy again. And I don't want it to end.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You don't want to ever have to chase the dragon.
I know you are, I.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Know that's the thing. No a little bit, and then
you look at things like Untamed and it doesn't even
touch the side.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Doesn't even spare that untamed. My friends Lauren and Paul said,
you've got to watch it. Yesterday, I got halfway through
the first up and I was like, this is so slow,
it's so so hard. I could not get into it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I'm terrible. You can imagine how much of a
fair go.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I give ninety seconds, I.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Give no, literally two minutes, and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In great news though, I've done another diary entry because
something is coming soon, and I put them in my
diary if I know I'm going to love it. On
the fifteenth, The Biggest Loser exposure.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
TikTok. Oh, my god, that is so us. If what's
her name doesn't appear, I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Who's what's her name?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The woman that calls Michelle Bridges the monster? Oh aj oh, No,
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm sad to tell you. It's not the Australian one.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh is it not.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's the original American one.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Damn it. I saw it on my TikTok and I
thought it was the Australian.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I mean there might be a little you know, and
this happened in Australia, But no, it's an American one.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
They could definitely Jillian memory. Yeah, fair.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ohay, I had to chose my best friend on the weekend.
We discussed too much and then she said, what else
do you like? And they all came to me. They
never come to me. Girls came to me. Book Smart
came to me, Fleabag came to me. Skeleton Twins a
movie from many, many years ago. It's so perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I haven't seen any of those.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The Skeleton Twins. Oh, I mean, you know, way to
make depression funny? Thirteen, twenty fourteen. Let's catch up like friends.
You're watching something that's perfect. Do you need to recommend something?
Make sure you know what streamers are on, or I'm
going to hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you must tell us the name of the streamer,
and for sharing it with us, We're going to give
you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show thanks to
Baker's Light. And speaking of, is there any greater moment
that when you're when you're at home on the couch,
maybe you vacuum the floor beforehand, you know, and you
do you do that? Can you sit in a dirty
living room?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I can't absolutely not remember I was sending you that.
How I'm like a sim If my area around me
is clean and tidy, I'm like fully green and I'm
not in the red. So I do that I windex
everything before I sit down and enjoy your show.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yes, and do you like you know, I'll make a
cup of tea, make sure that the side table is
just right with the remotes, and then I can.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Get the gentle habits in sense out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yes, exactly, exactly, And there is nothing greater than pairing
that little moment with a savory bite from Baker's life.
So we're asking you what all best friends ask each other.
What are you watching? I am loving too much? It's
on Netflix. I already know. Also, I'm going to love
the Biggest Loser expose on Friday because there was There's
(12:14):
never been a worse show in the history of the
world than mass Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Love an Australian expose on how that was made.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So I, Natalie, what are you watching?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I'm watching The Hunting Wives on stand Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Talk to me about The Hunting Wives? Is there anyone
in And I know, why do you love it?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
It's the most bingeable trash that I've watched in a
long time. It's like Desperate Housewives, but in Texas it's
kind of part it's kind of murder mystery, but also like,
I don't know, raunchy. There's a lot of sex.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh that sounds good.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, it was so good. I watched him one day.
I took myself up to the wilderness, to the snow
by the fire, and I watched him one day.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, that's going on the list. I'm going to at
least I'm going to at least get past the opening credits.
I promise you will love it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I love that you pretended to be a hunting wive
and run away.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I did I know I was in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You naked in a best kin drug from that bakers
like voucher for you. There is one in Ivanhoe too.
I can see that turnatal is from Hello another gnat, Hello, OHI.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Guys, Hi, how are you really good? Really good?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
I'm watching Outrageous on.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is Outrageous?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Outrageous is a set in the nineteen thirties about six
sisters who are just scandalous, don't buy a bide by
any rules, and the family are having a really hard
time of it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That sounds fun, what's that one with the sisters that
kill one of their husbands, one of the sister's husbands.
It is fantastic.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Oh the good sister sisters.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Bad sisters bad and they're Irish. And Sharon Horgan's in it.
Oh my god. If you can find that somewhere, you
must watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Mum and Dad, rave about that. I think it's on
Apple TV.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Can I tell you Sharon Horgan is the sexiest woman
I've ever seen?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Really? Yep, got the horn for Harks.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I do.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Baker's Delight for you. Let's finish with Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Cassandra, what are you watching? And why do you love it?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Love your show?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I love you, darling. What are you watching?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
You must watch the end just like that. It's the girl.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh it is amazing, Sandra. It has been panned as
an insufferable, unwatchable.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
No, no, it's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Please give it a try, Cassandra, are you a bo
are you ai? Because third the third season of that show?
I hate watched it because I do love Sex in
the City. It is the most terribly written TV show
I've ever watched. This third season. You cannot tell me
you've enjoyed it? Oh? I have.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I've loved it, I truly have.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, it's good to hear from a publicist at the
Chrissy Swan show. Did you know that one of the
Beckham kids has a hidden talent?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I did not Chrissy's cliches?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What am I going to say? I'm not mad about
the names in the Beckham clan.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Is there a Romeo?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I love Romeo.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't mind Romeo.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, what else doing?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't like Cruise, see I u z because none
of them are of Spanish or Mexican descent, and it
feels weird. Don't you think Cruise? When was he born?
Like early two thousand? Yeah? Classic, you can carbon date
that name to two thousand and four whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I weirdly like it, do you? Yeah? I think Cruise
is cool.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That surprises me because you've normally got some class. Anyway,
He's got a secret.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Talent and it is singing, which he obviously gets from
his famous parent, his dad.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Dad there harmonized.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He sounds, It sounds and looks a bit like justin Bieber.
If you if you managed to catch a bit of
the footage, you're just like, gotta be nice to be rich.
Based on this superyacht. They look like, you know, they're
they're not allowed to be on the boat.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
They don't look fancy at all.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, but I get that look when your son kissing,
your drinking and you're like tired from swimming, when you
see people on like super yachts.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I've never been on a super yacht or a baby
yacht or any sort of yacht.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I've never been on a super yacht. But when I
see families like that on it, famous rich families, I
feel happy for them. Are too. Yeah, I really am like,
good on you.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And I just think they haven't had to lift a finger.
You know. David Beckham's not out there with his squeegee
in his bucket when I've pulled it into the harbor.
He's just see a guido. Yeah, we'll be back after
a round of whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And when I'm back at four Carloss, I want a
Pinicollida waiting.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
God, how gorgeous. And imagine what the interiors are like,
magical food.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Brooklyn not there though, Brooklyn is.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Not there, so the Beckhams are on a family holiday
souls of Brooklyn. Brooklyn is still on a super yacht. Okay, good,
I staid a monster, but that super yacht that he's
on belongs to his mother and father in law, his wife,
Nicola Pelts.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Things really aren't good there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Do you know what a pelt is? No, a pelt
is like a fur skin of an animal. So every
time I see that name, Nicola Pelts, I see Nicola
and nothing happens. And then I get to the surname
and I see a fur torn off an animal. It's
a terrible name. It's a violent it is it is,
(18:28):
it is, and I do not like a one bit.
I don't know what to talk about next. I don't
know whether to do Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay who
is still doing the Freaky Friday rounds.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Let's do it. Let's talk about them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, are you going to see the film? It's opened
in the US and it took forty five million, so
it's broken even on its first day, which, look, I
think the way things are going, I think that's a
really positive result.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, if that's in the first weekend and they've broken
even everything else, now they should just be happy with it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
And it's at the cinemas, Yeah, are you going to
see it?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Don't lie?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I r SVP to go to the premiere on Thursday,
and I'm gonna be honest, I didn't go, So no,
I don't think I will go because I was like,
I don't want to go out tonight and I just
want to stay in and I'm lazy. But then I
ended up going to the football, so I think that
shows that, No, I'm not going to see it. No
I want to, but I know I won't.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm not going to see it either because none of
the kids in my house want to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Really, Yeah, not interested. Well, I guess they did miss
the first Freaky Friday that was very much and that.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Was the second one actually, of course, remember we're all different.
It's like talking about my generation. Freaky Friday edition. I
saw the one with Jodie Foster.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Was that good?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah? I loved it, absolutely loved it. But she's been insufferable.
I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I love Jamie Lee Curtis. But she was asked a
question and it seemed like a fairly innocuous, easy question,
which was, you know you've done You've done a lot
of publicity, a lot of interviews. Is there one question
that that you wish that you'd been asked, which I
think is fairly okay, And she was.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Like, whoa, whoa, Oh we're gonna cry whoa. Yeah it whatever.
It was giving Ariana and Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It really was.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Christ show.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Jelly Roll fans are saying, a shut up, old lady
and cut to the chase because we're about to play
Chrissy's Quizzy and there's a bum bag as per but
inside it, I take its to see roll slash jelly.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, man, and not just jelly Roll. Will you get
to see on stage?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I remember when you say this guy's name. I don't
know why. It gives me a little thrill.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Jelly Roll. No, No, the next one, the special guest, Yes,
Shaboozybooz Chaboozy e. He is headed down under head to
Livenation dot com dot au for tickets and info. General
sale is happening today so you can jump on. But
(21:11):
if you are a fan of Jelly Roll and you
know stuff about him, like personal stuff, thirteen twenty four
to ten, because in Chrissy's Queasy there is a double
inside there. And I'm sorry Swan, but today there will
be a loser because there is.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You a little clue when was his last blood test.
What year?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
There's only one double pass in there.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
The Chrisy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. You how
some songs you hear them and it takes you back
to an exact moment. That moment is my sister Elizabeth's
wedding to Mark. We tore up that dance floor in
our pink taffeta. How you worry?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It was fun and you tour it drinking then too?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah you were fun. Yeah, and you were You tour
a good dancing combo.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, we love it, don't sister?
Speaker 10 (22:00):
Remember?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Wow? Remember it your fiftieth? Just being like I could
sit here for two hours and watch you two rocket.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Know whether whether we're twin flames. You're listening to The
Christy Swan Show on nov Let's give away tickets to
see Jelly Rooms.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Chrissies Quizzy. Hey Brad Hey, Brad's.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Such an American name, isn't it surely not? Yeah? It is? Yeah,
Brad Hey, Brad Bradley Cooper. Anyway, there are other Australian
Brads too, but I don't know, it's just so American.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Brad's a plumber mate, He's as ozzy as they come.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Yeah, not too bad.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I feel like there was now Oh oh my god,
my first one to come out again.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'm not the trembles in.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Five years ago on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Why would you be scared of us when you put
your hand down people's toilets?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, that's a whole different kettle of fish, though, speaking rather.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You are the bravest man ever.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Brad, have you heard the crap we talk? I don't reckon.
You need to be nervous, brother, I'm coming good now?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
All right? Who we got? We've got Carlia. Is that
how you pronounce your name?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Yes, that's how you pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Are you loving jelly roll? Would you love to go along?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I guess me and my partner are sole chested.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is there any sort of tradition at jelly roll concerts,
like you know Taylor with her friendship bands and tinsel
jackets and stuff like? Is there anything like that?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Get hammered?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I have hammid Yeah, I'll go for that one.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I have you seen him? I reckon, he's just getting hammered. Brothers,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't know whether he'll be around much longer. All right, guys,
this is how it's going to work. It is the
first of first of five, Your names are your buzzers.
I can feel Brad's nerves coming through the phone, can you, Yeah,
I can myself. Just take a deep breath, both of
you because I know that your fans and you both
want to go, and Jack just loves it. Because one
(24:09):
of you isn't going to win the.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Chance chance that we met. Right, the negative self talk
is not going to help.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, your names are your buzzers. Best of five, first
one of you to get two, three gets the tickets.
Question number one, who is supporting Jelly Roll on his Yes, Brad.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Taboozi correct, Chaboozy. Question number two, how.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Long does an Instagram story remain live for hours? Carlia, Yes,
you are correct. That's one apiece. Australian influencer Tammy Hembro
was spotted with which yes Carlia Smith? Yes, b Smith.
What do you think of that couple?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
O crazy? I'm kind of here for it.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I am too for it.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I love that and I loved her. I think
Tommy is great.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think they're both cool.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Happy Who cares right?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Greetweet Carlia. Two points to Carlia, one point to Brad. Carlia,
This is for the wind, Brad, how are you feeling?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
The man?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
No one ever remembers second, So Brad, I came second
on Big Brother and look who won. Second's pretty good?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I agreed.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, now this is okay, come on, it's can
you tell that kid?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I know right, I'm stop talking.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Tell that kid from Arnie Chrissy zip it. Okay, this
is an audio question. We're gonna we're gonna play a
bit of a song and you've got to tell us
what the song is. Hit it, Jackie Carlia, it is Bloodline.
(26:11):
You and your partner are going to the concert and
get a babysitter for that noise.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Of char And.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Everyone's looking at me, Well let.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Them look, let them look. You're the one with the
free tickets to jelly Roll. Now, Brad, talk to me, Brad,
talk to me. I'm we don't have anything quite as
good as tickets to see jelly Roll, that's for sure.
But I'm going to give you one hundred dollars gift
(26:45):
back from NiOx and it's a thicker full of hair product.
It's amazing. I'm not going to give you a double
pass to see Bridehard because I like you. You will
go and see Naked Gum Though, the love story between
Pamela Anderson and Lee m Nisan up close and personal
only in Cinema's August twenty first And I'm going to
give you a baker's delight about to How about that.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
I'll get, Well, that's bank than I appreciate that it is.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I've literally given you one of everything that we have here.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Brad. Call us again soon though, because it was good
to chat. Yeah you can you No, I'll.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Probably I'll probably wait five years before that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Wash your hands next time.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Congratulations, Carlia. Head to livenation dot com dot au if
you would like to go and see Jelly Roll performing
live in Australia for the down Undertour with special guests
Shaboozy The Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Martha Stewart really kind of the first celebrity lady chef icon.
She's like one hundred and fifty years old. I do
not know how she looks that way.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
She's just a vibe though. She's one of these people
Swanny that I feel like will forever be twenty three
inside and therefore she exudes that energy and that youthful
She's so sassy.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah you know, I was so annoyed that I missed
that documentary. You know, when everyone's watching something and you
don't watch it, you never go back. She's eighty four. What, Yes,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh my god, I thought she was like sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
No, she's eighty four and so youthful and sassy as
you say in her in her.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Outlook, she's had some good botox, I think.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Though, yes, absolutely, why wouldn't she good her? So? She
she was one of the first sort of homecooks but
also classy, stylish, the first person really to bring the
whole Hamptons thing to life, you know, right. Yeah, she's
been making us want to be better interior decorators for decades,
(28:46):
and she has come up with well, I won't give
away what I think about it. She's come up with
an idea.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Have a listen, everybody takes a shower every day. What
I do is the towel that I drove my self with,
Then I dry the door, the inside of the door
that's wet. Then I dry the walls, and then I
dry the floor of the shower so there's perfectly clean
for tomorrow. Then you have a fresh towel the next day.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
M hm, So why does your face do that?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wigs me out? I know she's I love that she
clarified she uses a fresh towel every day, but just
the grime and the potential dirniness of the shower going
onto a towel that I'm then going to use on
my body. I know I'm going to wash the towel.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, but remember doesn't remember as well? It's there's no,
there's no dirt in it because you've washed it the
day before. No, but just stay in, day out.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
The idea it's been rubbed on a surface like a
tile or a bit of glass. It really, it's it
makes my skin rule.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's so funny that the different sort of age groups.
But where you go to next? After she stops talking,
play it again.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, I'm really loving this studio today. So isn't it?
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Yeah, everybody takes a shower every day. What I do
is the towel that I dry myself with, Then I
dry the door, the inside of the door that's wet.
Then I dry the walls, and then I dry the
floor of the shower. Yeah, so there's perfectly clean for tomorrow.
Then you have a fresh towel the next day.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Who brings you the fresh I listen to that, and
I go, that's seven towels per person in my house.
That's thirty five towels a week. If we all did that, Yeah,
well classic mama staying over. That's another four a day.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No. See, I love the idea.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh my god, Yes, I love it, and I've already
thought of a way around it.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, but I won't reveal.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That just yet. I think this is a great idea.
I have no problem with dirt on towels.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh I do. Do you wash your towels with your
tea toowls?
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Are you happy to mix?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, towels and tea towels? Yes, that's a that's a category.
You've never been gayer. Absolutely the gayometer there, it's just
flown aud.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
That is crook man.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Why juice in with my beautiful towels?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No, but it's hot.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Do you use a hot wash?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Identiz? I don't trust the fisher and pike or might
miss a little bit. I don't know. Wait.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Wait, if you're washing your towels, how often do you
do them? And how many you are in the load?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Every forty eight hours? I wash all my bathroom like stuff,
because I do a tower for morning and night, and
then afresh, I've got a second towel that matches the
set for the next day, morning and night.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What are you made in Manhattan? What is going on here?
Why every two days you wash every towel?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Is that unusual? I mean, this is actually an interesting
topic because I don't know how often you're supposed to
wash towels, and I also don't know how often you're
supposed to replace towels.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's my question, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I reckon Martha Steeart would know, because you know sometimes
not me, of course, because I'm very clean. But if
you're living at home with boys, as you are, because
you are also one, there is a certain funk that
comes from from the towel, and it doesn't matter how
many times you wash it, that funk doesn't it, And
(32:41):
then that's got to go.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well how honestly, So, if I wash my towels, I
use it. I shower three times a day though, so
after those three times at night, one goes in the wash.
How often would you wash your towels.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I wash my towels once a week, but I have
I have two up yep, and then I use that one,
and then I that's what the fresh one in, and
then I put that there. But I would use I reckon,
I would use each towel twice.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Is that bad?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I think I would think that's fine. I appreciate minds
a lot. I get that.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Do you get the ick? Thirteen twenty four ten? Does
it give you the ick? The idea of a towel
which is designed to dry things? Drying things?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Jump on the line and we will send you a
double path to the naked gun, which is only in
Cinema's August twenty one, the crassiest one.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
So Martha Stewart is a genius, but she also is
a genius with help because she uses one towel every
single time she has a shower, and she drives herself
and the entire shower with it.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Everybody takes a shower every day. What I do is
the towel that I dry myself with, then I dry
the door, the inside of the door that's wet. Then
I dry the walls, and then I dry the floor
of the shower so there's perfectly clean for tomorrow. Then
you have a fresh towel the next.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I mean, she's right, but this is not a game
that a family can play, particularly a family with a
mother that does all the washing. Absolutely not, if any
of my kids are listening, No, okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I don't think it's a game that a gay with
OCD cleanliness can play either, because the idea of wiping
my towel that I put on my body on like
the tile and the glass, and then putting it back
on my body wigs me. I don't know why. I
know I'm weird like that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But what do you think is on the glass that
hasn't been on your body?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Like I think bacteria or grime could potentially grow.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Over there, but not if it's been cleaned every day. No,
it's still just having said that I cleaned my son's
bathroom last week and I'm still in therapy.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, we still can't talk about that, can we.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I just want to I just want to say one
word to you, and I'm not going to go I'm
not going to elaborate. I'm not going to go into it, okay,
but I just want to say our grill and drain
lifting up yuck.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, you're chrissy Swan. You shouldn't have be having to
do it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Google parasitic twin and you'll see exactly what it looks like.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Hello Linda, Hello Christy, how are you?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Deep? Wonderfully warm with Linda?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How many times have I? Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Never, I'm original, Linda, I'm original. Now tell me about
your beautiful Oh you are. Tell me about your towel hack.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, my towel hack is for cleaning the shower.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
I squidge the bulk of the water off the shower first,
and then I have a separate little towel shower towel
to dry everything.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Look, I love that idea, but can I tell you
I do have a problem with squogees, Linder. It just
looks so like the shower is my happy place, and
if I see a scuogee, I'm straight back into cleaning.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Well, you can just bring it in every time you
have your shower.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You don't have to have it hanging there. I do
like the idea, though, Linda. That shower towel that you
wipe the surface with that never touches your body?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Right, absolutely no, it doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay that I can.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Do towls changed every three days?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Is that the standard? Is that? Linda?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Absolutely and they.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Must be washed in hot.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Water at least sixty always always hot. Also, Linda, you
seem to know things. How often do you replace the
whole set of towels?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
It just depends on when you get sick of them.
I suppose you know, if you want a change of
color or something.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, I feel like they better funk. Feel like they
get a funk, Linda. I'm going to give you a tip. Linda.
You know the you know that, you know the overdoor
hooks that you get from Kmart and everywhere. They are
really great to put on your shower screen, to put
that towel hanging on.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Well, I just have my.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Towel hanging over the glass.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
It's only a small towel.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Oh no, yeah, no towel.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
You're better than that. We're going to send you a
double pass to the Naked Gun. Only in Cinema's August
twenty one. Enjoy Um, enjoy watching Ham and Liam Neeson.
Let's go to keV quickly.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
KeV, Come on, keV, how are you mate?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
I reckon your towel? Do what you want with it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, I mean, look absolutely, your your towel, your choice.
But do you how often would you change your towel, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Every probably two to three days, but I don't. I
don't wipe the shower with it, and if I did,
then it would go straight in the watch.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
What is worse wiping the floor with the towel or
wiping the glass? Kevin?
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Definitely the floor, But to be honest, there's probably not
a lot of difference.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No? What's worse for you? The glass or the.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Much of a much? Because as you know, I don't
pean the shower or do any of that rank stuff.
So I don't don't start this fight again. You know,
I don't we in the shower.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Chrissy Swan show babies birthday today, Joel Creasy, He's coming
up next, so make sure you get on the fern
and so happy.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Birthday and have your birthdad of blacks for yesterday. That's right,
double whammie Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Have you heard about the Nicki Minaj stiletto trend?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I actually wanted to end with that. Can I end
with it? And you talk about Phineas because I've got
a few. I've got a little quiz and imprompt you
quiz okay about trends Phineas. He's not Eilish, is he.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I actually don't know what his last name is.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But they have the same parents, don't they.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yes, but it's Phineas so connall. Yes, I thought so. So.
Phineas O'Connell is Billie Eilish's brother. Billie Eilish is actually
Billie Eilish O'Connell. But her that's her middle name, Eilish.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Who would do that?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Car does that? I love her? Her other middle name pirate.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, that's badass, so cool.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Anyway, he is very clever, and you know Billy Arlish,
she's a genius. But I was a lot to her.
Brow of Phineas. He is in a new band. I
can't remember its name. Some Dinah talk about this Nicki
minaj trend.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's the It's they're called the Somethings.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It's a funny little name.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
The favors, the favors, how weird the favorites?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Do you remember favories? Did you ever have a favor?
It's like a little jam Nancy, my best friend Beck's
dad loved a favorite. Kevin keV keV keV loved a favorite. Anyway,
this is the most brilliant answer to the question what's
been your most cringe worthy run in with a celebrity?
(39:53):
This is Phineas's answer. I like the cut of this
guy's jibe. Phineas said thank you to Taylor Swift for
coming to her own party. Apparently he was at her
birthday party. She said thank you so much for coming,
and I said thank.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
You for coming. Nervous in that environment. Given what a
musical genius he is, he would appreciate Taylor. And he's
probably like shouting himself, being like, what do I say
to her?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What would you say?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Please hire a stylist as a matter of urgency.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay, so let's role play. Yeah, okay, I'm Taylor and
I say, hey, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Hey, it's Jack. How are you?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I'm good? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I just I love your work and your back catalog.
But I've just got a little bit of advice i'd
like to give you moving forward. Could you please hire
a stylist.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I think you're gonna have to work on the delivery.
This seems harsh.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
And that what's her name? That hectic publicist? She'd shoot
me there and.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Then and her mother, mom, I put my foot in
my mouth all the time, Like you know, with monotonous
regular I just want to you just want the ground
to swallow you up whole.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
The most recent one was with your barista.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I said that. I said, oh, this is the
best I've ever had and he said, oh, best best
you've ever had? And I said, been told that before.
It's like, what am I saying that you're great in bed?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, that's exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I'm disgusting, Okay, Nicki minaj stiletto trend. She appeared in
a film clip to this song, which I didn't even
realize was her.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
High school with Lil Wayne. I loved this song, but
it's really all so with it's high school with who
Lil Wayne Little.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I really appreciate you've tentioned to detail there.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I commit to these artists apostrophe.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I l Little Wayne. He so.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Best friend.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Anyway. In the film clip, she balances on her stilettos
just like drops.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's extraordinary. Well, a long time later, like twelve years later,
people are doing this themselves and filming them.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
It's going viral.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's going viral, there's trends. Anyway, one woman did it.
She had high heels on and she was atop a
tin of formula. She fell off, and Jack, say what
she did to herself without laughing?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
She heine, No.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Without laughing. Think of her. You've seen her on there.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
She broke her spine. Keep going, you're going to do
it without life.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I want to take you through a little trend list.
I know that we're out of time. Do you remember owling? No,
people crouched like an owl, perched on objects, often in
strange or dangerous places. I want to bring that back.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I briefly replaced planking in popularity in twenty eleven. Do
you know batmanning No, I thought that was something you
did on Saturday, hanging upside down by wall. It is
actually hanging upside down by your feet from something like
a doorway or a pole. I remember that.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, I did that in New York City.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Horse maning a two person photo trick that makes it
look like someone's head is detached from their body. We've
got to give this a go.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I want to see you try the stiletto trend, or
I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Are you joking?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'd love to try it. Okay, tomorrow I will do
the stiletto trend. Okay, can someone bring in a pair
of stiletto's.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
And can we bring it in an emergency broadcast kick
because we'll be in hospital. Chrissy swim Show is a
Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
to novopodcast dot com. Don Are You
Look, I'm all over the shop. I confess it. Straight
up dropped coffee on my fresh top.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I hate that on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you know what? When I did that, I thought
I should have gone with my initial concept two weeks ago. Yes,
I decided that I was never going to wear anything
that is white at the collar. So if I have
a white top and it's got a color on the
collar grate because the makeup that gets on there, you
can wear it for two seconds and you get makeup
(00:34):
on it, and then you've got to soak it and
wash it. I'm like, that's it. I'm done with it. Anyway.
Pulled this out today. It's a white top with green stripes.
I've got coffee all over it. I matched it with
a pair of shoes from Balley. Let me tell you,
let me tell you, I have to take them off.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh wow, Well I noticed they.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Do their a knockoff added ass. They are so uncomfortable
that they really they should come with a warning. They're
only okay when you're bartering down to six hundred thousand
repair that's it, okay, and then that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And the green belt I clocked straight away, you've tied
in you've tied that in all perfectly. No, I don't
like the rule of no white because a white collar
looks so crisp on you with your beautiful olive skin.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jack, I can't. I can't. I need to wear black
because I'm a pig. That's that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We've got a jam packed Monday Swanny packed inside the
bum bag. In Chrissie's quizy again is tickets to.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Jelly Roll very exciting to be We've got to talk
about Martha Stewart yes But next, say good ay and
tell us how many times you ordered Uber Eats yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I can hear in your voice you had a big
night recently.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Recently, as recent as Saturday night, and I blew your
mind when I told you what I'd ordered.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's taking you a lot longer to get over these.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What did you order?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The crizzy Swan show. I had a very quiet weekend. You,
on the other hand, Jack, really kept the delivery services busy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Chrissy say, today.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We're having a little chat and chew earlier and on
the telephone, and you knocked my socks off with the
amount of times you opened the green and Black app God,
isn't that an exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Moment, isn't it? And because I'm you know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That deliciousness is coming and you don't have to cook
it and you don't have to clean.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And on a Sunday, I just don't feel guilty about
it during the week. I've really set a rule of it.
It's time to start cooking at home.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh really? Is it day dependent?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's day dependent for me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I think it might be you know, dopamine.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That too, But yesterday, how many give it? Three orders?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So what tyme? When when was the first one?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think? I think it was one fifty five, like
two o'clock. I got out of bed, okay, and I
ordered a large with chicken meal. Usually I go for
a but I felt like a chicken My god, you're right,
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And then a few hours later, how did you get
a big mac as well?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No? No, I literally just did a large chicken meal.
Oh my god, yeah, I know. I did have a
big mac on Friday, and then on and then a
few hours later I had like an early dinner. I
felt like some dumplings and some black bean beef and
some garlic stir fried vegetables. And then a few hours
later my housemates, like I feel like a bad tie.
(03:28):
I was like, so do I. So we went again.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You are choking, I'm looking at VI.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I also ordered stuff on Uber Eats.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What did you get?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Full cream, milk, brown onions, a bag of lemons, tomato paste,
and a thing of peanut butter. Way, just got another one.
Coconut flakes. Yeah, raspberries that's fancy yum. Oh there's one
here that I didn't order. Garlic kebab, chicken hsp and
(04:02):
the mixed stagees whole some stuff that's hysterical. Hello Christine,
Hi guys, how are you so good to talk to us? Christine?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yes, I'm in Sydney and the rain on the weekend's
crazy here.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sydney's really copying it at the moment. The weather sucks
in Sydney. I've got to say it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh my god. So I thought, you know what, I'm
not going out of the house today. I got up
and I forgot to add that. I ordered two other things.
I got coffee and a breakfast from McDonald's in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
My god, what did you order for.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Brecky McMuffin flat white pancakes. I shared it with the
family and at about two o'clock I ordered, I get
a two deal for kebabs. You get two for.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The price of one. Did you eat them both? No?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I shared them with my grandson.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh that's kind how some Chinese soup.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But I forgot to add I did orders two bottles
of wine as well on the guide through.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you tip every time? Christina? Your good girl?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Never I get mcgleen's fam to the door because I
was laying on the lounge with the gas feeder on one.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Of the food Christine, you are an icon. Just don't
go anywhere for a minute. What booze did you order?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I ordered two bottles of red wine.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, it is rainy and wintry, so that's what you
would do.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yell, okay, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And yes, and what was the chicken? What was the
Chinese soup that you ordered?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It was a rice noodle soup.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh that sounds healthy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sounds healthy, Christine. We're going to send you a Baker's
Delight out to do you reckon? You could get off
the armchair and head into your local bakers, because you should.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
When the rain stops.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I will well also bottle shop one also make his
delight hour on Uber Eats.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
True, it's so good, jump on and get some Hawaiian
pizzas or something to go with your yellowtail.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Actually, Christine said that she'd only ordered two and then
it ended up being four. Well, how many times did
you order and what and what did you order and
at what times?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It was three meals. Yesterday, I treated my body like
a garbage disposal. It was eight o'clock in the morning.
I was like, oh no, it's just I can't start
the day like this. So it was a large wapper
meal and it was horrible. So then I thought, you
know what, let's go again, and I went with McDonald's,
(06:37):
got a twenty nucket happy meal combination with a cheeseburger.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
That was all right.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And then come last night, I was starving, so I
went for Italian Street Kitchen and ordered a lasagna and
a Supreme.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Pizza and you ate all of that, Ashley mashed it.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I was so much over and it just was necessary.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Do you know what The weirdest thing that you said
was you said I treated my body like a garbage disposal,
And then you were talking about twenty nuggets. I cleaned
out my freezer and there was an old bag of
nuggets and I literally put them down my garbage disposal units. Really, Yes,
who I now call? Ashley?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, that's me, Ashley. We are going to send you
a Baker's Delight voucher. I hope you're eating healthier today
like I am.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
I'm doing my best Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We've got to have the discussion that all friends have
the minute they talk to each other see each other,
which is what are you watching?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And you know it's a bit chilly in the regions
having said that, Today's a beautiful day almost everywhere. But
I have started watching too much, which we heard about
ages ago, and I had it in my diary. That's
how excited I was about it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know it's legit when Chrissy puts it in a calendar.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's a Lennard Dunham creation. She is responsible for one
of my favorite series of all time. You know, when
you're watching something on television and you can't believe your eyes,
you can't believe what you're hearing, that these people are
thinking like you think and speak like you speak. Have
you seen girls?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I have it, but I get that feeling watching
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, I bet you do.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Name they're coming to Australia already.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Hear they were gone. I need to speak to Joe
Creasy about this. They were coming to Melbourne and then
apparently it's being delayed or it's no longer happening. Joel
seems to have the gooss on it, so I need
to speak with it, dear.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They can it right.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Joel and I were saying we will go and camp
out at Crown Towers.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The whole reason you're hungover now because you've been drinking
away your sorrows in the absence of the Real Housewives
of blurh blah. Anyway, I was really excited about it,
and with good reason. Too much. It's on Netflix. It
is so good that I've had to stop.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh, you're like drip feeding it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yes, I just went No, I'm never going to be
this happy again. Yeah, I'm never going to be this
happy again. And I don't want it to end.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You don't want to ever have to chase the dragon.
I know you are, I.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Know that's the thing. No a little bit, and then
you look at things like Untamed and it doesn't even
touch the side.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Doesn't even spare that untamed. My friends Lauren and Paul said,
you've got to watch it. Yesterday, I got halfway through
the first up and I was like, this is so slow,
it's so so hard. I could not get into it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I'm terrible. You can imagine how much of a
fair go.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I give ninety seconds, I.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Give no, literally two minutes, and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In great news though, I've done another diary entry because
something is coming soon, and I put them in my
diary if I know I'm going to love it. On
the fifteenth, The Biggest Loser exposure.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
TikTok. Oh, my god, that is so us. If what's
her name doesn't appear, I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Who's what's her name?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The woman that calls Michelle Bridges the monster? Oh aj oh, No,
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm sad to tell you. It's not the Australian one.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh is it not.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's the original American one.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Damn it. I saw it on my TikTok and I
thought it was the Australian.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I mean there might be a little you know, and
this happened in Australia, But no, it's an American one.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
They could definitely Jillian memory. Yeah, fair.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ohay, I had to chose my best friend on the weekend.
We discussed too much and then she said, what else
do you like? And they all came to me. They
never come to me. Girls came to me. Book Smart
came to me, Fleabag came to me. Skeleton Twins a
movie from many, many years ago. It's so perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I haven't seen any of those.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The Skeleton Twins. Oh, I mean, you know, way to
make depression funny? Thirteen, twenty fourteen. Let's catch up like friends.
You're watching something that's perfect. Do you need to recommend something?
Make sure you know what streamers are on, or I'm
going to hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you must tell us the name of the streamer,
and for sharing it with us, We're going to give
you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show thanks to
Baker's Light. And speaking of, is there any greater moment
that when you're when you're at home on the couch,
maybe you vacuum the floor beforehand, you know, and you
do you do that? Can you sit in a dirty
living room?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I can't absolutely not remember I was sending you that.
How I'm like a sim If my area around me
is clean and tidy, I'm like fully green and I'm
not in the red. So I do that I windex
everything before I sit down and enjoy your show.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yes, and do you like you know, I'll make a
cup of tea, make sure that the side table is
just right with the remotes, and then I can.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Get the gentle habits in sense out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yes, exactly, exactly, And there is nothing greater than pairing
that little moment with a savory bite from Baker's life.
So we're asking you what all best friends ask each other.
What are you watching? I am loving too much? It's
on Netflix. I already know. Also, I'm going to love
the Biggest Loser expose on Friday because there was There's
(12:14):
never been a worse show in the history of the
world than mass Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Love an Australian expose on how that was made.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So I, Natalie, what are you watching?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I'm watching The Hunting Wives on stand Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Talk to me about The Hunting Wives? Is there anyone
in And I know, why do you love it?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
It's the most bingeable trash that I've watched in a
long time. It's like Desperate Housewives, but in Texas it's
kind of part it's kind of murder mystery, but also like,
I don't know, raunchy. There's a lot of sex.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh that sounds good.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, it was so good. I watched him one day.
I took myself up to the wilderness, to the snow
by the fire, and I watched him one day.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, that's going on the list. I'm going to at
least I'm going to at least get past the opening credits.
I promise you will love it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I love that you pretended to be a hunting wive
and run away.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I did I know I was in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You naked in a best kin drug from that bakers
like voucher for you. There is one in Ivanhoe too.
I can see that turnatal is from Hello another gnat, Hello, OHI.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Guys, Hi, how are you really good? Really good?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
I'm watching Outrageous on.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is Outrageous?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Outrageous is a set in the nineteen thirties about six
sisters who are just scandalous, don't buy a bide by
any rules, and the family are having a really hard
time of it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That sounds fun, what's that one with the sisters that
kill one of their husbands, one of the sister's husbands.
It is fantastic.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Oh the good sister sisters.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Bad sisters bad and they're Irish. And Sharon Horgan's in it.
Oh my god. If you can find that somewhere, you
must watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Mum and Dad, rave about that. I think it's on
Apple TV.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Can I tell you Sharon Horgan is the sexiest woman
I've ever seen?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Really? Yep, got the horn for Harks.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I do.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Baker's Delight for you. Let's finish with Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Cassandra, what are you watching? And why do you love it?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Love your show?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I love you, darling. What are you watching?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
You must watch the end just like that. It's the girl.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh it is amazing, Sandra. It has been panned as
an insufferable, unwatchable.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
No, no, it's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Please give it a try, Cassandra, are you a bo
are you ai? Because third the third season of that show?
I hate watched it because I do love Sex in
the City. It is the most terribly written TV show
I've ever watched. This third season. You cannot tell me
you've enjoyed it? Oh? I have.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I've loved it, I truly have.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, it's good to hear from a publicist at the
Chrissy Swan show. Did you know that one of the
Beckham kids has a hidden talent?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I did not Chrissy's cliches?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What am I going to say? I'm not mad about
the names in the Beckham clan.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Is there a Romeo?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I love Romeo.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't mind Romeo.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, what else doing?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't like Cruise, see I u z because none
of them are of Spanish or Mexican descent, and it
feels weird. Don't you think Cruise? When was he born?
Like early two thousand? Yeah? Classic, you can carbon date
that name to two thousand and four whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I weirdly like it, do you? Yeah? I think Cruise
is cool.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That surprises me because you've normally got some class. Anyway,
He's got a secret.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Talent and it is singing, which he obviously gets from
his famous parent, his dad.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Dad there harmonized.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He sounds, It sounds and looks a bit like justin Bieber.
If you if you managed to catch a bit of
the footage, you're just like, gotta be nice to be rich.
Based on this superyacht. They look like, you know, they're
they're not allowed to be on the boat.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
They don't look fancy at all.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, but I get that look when your son kissing,
your drinking and you're like tired from swimming, when you
see people on like super yachts.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I've never been on a super yacht or a baby
yacht or any sort of yacht.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I've never been on a super yacht. But when I
see families like that on it, famous rich families, I
feel happy for them. Are too. Yeah, I really am like,
good on you.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And I just think they haven't had to lift a finger.
You know. David Beckham's not out there with his squeegee
in his bucket when I've pulled it into the harbor.
He's just see a guido. Yeah, we'll be back after
a round of whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And when I'm back at four Carloss, I want a
Pinicollida waiting.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
God, how gorgeous. And imagine what the interiors are like,
magical food.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Brooklyn not there though, Brooklyn is.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Not there, so the Beckhams are on a family holiday
souls of Brooklyn. Brooklyn is still on a super yacht. Okay, good,
I staid a monster, but that super yacht that he's
on belongs to his mother and father in law, his wife,
Nicola Pelts.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Things really aren't good there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Do you know what a pelt is? No, a pelt
is like a fur skin of an animal. So every
time I see that name, Nicola Pelts, I see Nicola
and nothing happens. And then I get to the surname
and I see a fur torn off an animal. It's
a terrible name. It's a violent it is it is,
(18:28):
it is, and I do not like a one bit.
I don't know what to talk about next. I don't
know whether to do Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay who
is still doing the Freaky Friday rounds.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Let's do it. Let's talk about them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, are you going to see the film? It's opened
in the US and it took forty five million, so
it's broken even on its first day, which, look, I
think the way things are going, I think that's a
really positive result.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, if that's in the first weekend and they've broken
even everything else, now they should just be happy with it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
And it's at the cinemas, Yeah, are you going to
see it?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Don't lie?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I r SVP to go to the premiere on Thursday,
and I'm gonna be honest, I didn't go, So no,
I don't think I will go because I was like,
I don't want to go out tonight and I just
want to stay in and I'm lazy. But then I
ended up going to the football, so I think that
shows that, No, I'm not going to see it. No
I want to, but I know I won't.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm not going to see it either because none of
the kids in my house want to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Really, Yeah, not interested. Well, I guess they did miss
the first Freaky Friday that was very much and that.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Was the second one actually, of course, remember we're all different.
It's like talking about my generation. Freaky Friday edition. I
saw the one with Jodie Foster.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Was that good?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah? I loved it, absolutely loved it. But she's been insufferable.
I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I love Jamie Lee Curtis. But she was asked a
question and it seemed like a fairly innocuous, easy question,
which was, you know you've done You've done a lot
of publicity, a lot of interviews. Is there one question
that that you wish that you'd been asked, which I
think is fairly okay, And she was.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Like, whoa, whoa, Oh we're gonna cry whoa. Yeah it whatever.
It was giving Ariana and Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It really was.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Christ show.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Jelly Roll fans are saying, a shut up, old lady
and cut to the chase because we're about to play
Chrissy's Quizzy and there's a bum bag as per but
inside it, I take its to see roll slash jelly.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, man, and not just jelly Roll. Will you get
to see on stage?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I remember when you say this guy's name. I don't
know why. It gives me a little thrill.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Jelly Roll. No, No, the next one, the special guest, Yes,
Shaboozybooz Chaboozy e. He is headed down under head to
Livenation dot com dot au for tickets and info. General
sale is happening today so you can jump on. But
(21:11):
if you are a fan of Jelly Roll and you
know stuff about him, like personal stuff, thirteen twenty four
to ten, because in Chrissy's Queasy there is a double
inside there. And I'm sorry Swan, but today there will
be a loser because there is.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You a little clue when was his last blood test.
What year?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
There's only one double pass in there.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
The Chrisy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. You how
some songs you hear them and it takes you back
to an exact moment. That moment is my sister Elizabeth's
wedding to Mark. We tore up that dance floor in
our pink taffeta. How you worry?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It was fun and you tour it drinking then too?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah you were fun. Yeah, and you were You tour
a good dancing combo.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, we love it, don't sister?
Speaker 10 (22:00):
Remember?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Wow? Remember it your fiftieth? Just being like I could
sit here for two hours and watch you two rocket.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Know whether whether we're twin flames. You're listening to The
Christy Swan Show on nov Let's give away tickets to
see Jelly Rooms.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Chrissies Quizzy. Hey Brad Hey, Brad's.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Such an American name, isn't it surely not? Yeah? It is? Yeah,
Brad Hey, Brad Bradley Cooper. Anyway, there are other Australian
Brads too, but I don't know, it's just so American.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Brad's a plumber mate, He's as ozzy as they come.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Yeah, not too bad.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I feel like there was now Oh oh my god,
my first one to come out again.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'm not the trembles in.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Five years ago on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Why would you be scared of us when you put
your hand down people's toilets?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, that's a whole different kettle of fish, though, speaking rather.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You are the bravest man ever.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Brad, have you heard the crap we talk? I don't reckon.
You need to be nervous, brother, I'm coming good now?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
All right? Who we got? We've got Carlia. Is that
how you pronounce your name?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Yes, that's how you pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Are you loving jelly roll? Would you love to go along?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I guess me and my partner are sole chested.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is there any sort of tradition at jelly roll concerts,
like you know Taylor with her friendship bands and tinsel
jackets and stuff like? Is there anything like that?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Get hammered?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I have hammid Yeah, I'll go for that one.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I have you seen him? I reckon, he's just getting hammered. Brothers,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't know whether he'll be around much longer. All right, guys,
this is how it's going to work. It is the
first of first of five, Your names are your buzzers.
I can feel Brad's nerves coming through the phone, can you, Yeah,
I can myself. Just take a deep breath, both of
you because I know that your fans and you both
want to go, and Jack just loves it. Because one
(24:09):
of you isn't going to win the.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Chance chance that we met. Right, the negative self talk
is not going to help.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, your names are your buzzers. Best of five, first
one of you to get two, three gets the tickets.
Question number one, who is supporting Jelly Roll on his Yes, Brad.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Taboozi correct, Chaboozy. Question number two, how.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Long does an Instagram story remain live for hours? Carlia, Yes,
you are correct. That's one apiece. Australian influencer Tammy Hembro
was spotted with which yes Carlia Smith? Yes, b Smith.
What do you think of that couple?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
O crazy? I'm kind of here for it.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I am too for it.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I love that and I loved her. I think
Tommy is great.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think they're both cool.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Happy Who cares right?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Greetweet Carlia. Two points to Carlia, one point to Brad. Carlia,
This is for the wind, Brad, how are you feeling?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
The man?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
No one ever remembers second, So Brad, I came second
on Big Brother and look who won. Second's pretty good?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I agreed.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, now this is okay, come on, it's can
you tell that kid?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I know right, I'm stop talking.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Tell that kid from Arnie Chrissy zip it. Okay, this
is an audio question. We're gonna we're gonna play a
bit of a song and you've got to tell us
what the song is. Hit it, Jackie Carlia, it is Bloodline.
(26:11):
You and your partner are going to the concert and
get a babysitter for that noise.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Of char And.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Everyone's looking at me, Well let.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Them look, let them look. You're the one with the
free tickets to jelly Roll. Now, Brad, talk to me, Brad,
talk to me. I'm we don't have anything quite as
good as tickets to see jelly Roll, that's for sure.
But I'm going to give you one hundred dollars gift
(26:45):
back from NiOx and it's a thicker full of hair product.
It's amazing. I'm not going to give you a double
pass to see Bridehard because I like you. You will
go and see Naked Gum Though, the love story between
Pamela Anderson and Lee m Nisan up close and personal
only in Cinema's August twenty first And I'm going to
give you a baker's delight about to How about that.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
I'll get, Well, that's bank than I appreciate that it is.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I've literally given you one of everything that we have here.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Brad. Call us again soon though, because it was good
to chat. Yeah you can you No, I'll.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Probably I'll probably wait five years before that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Wash your hands next time.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Congratulations, Carlia. Head to livenation dot com dot au if
you would like to go and see Jelly Roll performing
live in Australia for the down Undertour with special guests
Shaboozy The Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Martha Stewart really kind of the first celebrity lady chef icon.
She's like one hundred and fifty years old. I do
not know how she looks that way.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
She's just a vibe though. She's one of these people
Swanny that I feel like will forever be twenty three
inside and therefore she exudes that energy and that youthful
She's so sassy.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah you know, I was so annoyed that I missed
that documentary. You know, when everyone's watching something and you
don't watch it, you never go back. She's eighty four. What, Yes,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh my god, I thought she was like sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
No, she's eighty four and so youthful and sassy as
you say in her in her.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Outlook, she's had some good botox, I think.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Though, yes, absolutely, why wouldn't she good her? So? She
she was one of the first sort of homecooks but
also classy, stylish, the first person really to bring the
whole Hamptons thing to life, you know, right. Yeah, she's
been making us want to be better interior decorators for decades,
(28:46):
and she has come up with well, I won't give
away what I think about it. She's come up with
an idea.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Have a listen, everybody takes a shower every day. What
I do is the towel that I drove my self with,
Then I dry the door, the inside of the door
that's wet. Then I dry the walls, and then I
dry the floor of the shower so there's perfectly clean
for tomorrow. Then you have a fresh towel the next day.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
M hm, So why does your face do that?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wigs me out? I know she's I love that she
clarified she uses a fresh towel every day, but just
the grime and the potential dirniness of the shower going
onto a towel that I'm then going to use on
my body. I know I'm going to wash the towel.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, but remember doesn't remember as well? It's there's no,
there's no dirt in it because you've washed it the
day before. No, but just stay in, day out.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
The idea it's been rubbed on a surface like a
tile or a bit of glass. It really, it's it
makes my skin rule.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's so funny that the different sort of age groups.
But where you go to next? After she stops talking,
play it again.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, I'm really loving this studio today. So isn't it?
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Yeah, everybody takes a shower every day. What I do
is the towel that I dry myself with, Then I
dry the door, the inside of the door that's wet.
Then I dry the walls, and then I dry the
floor of the shower. Yeah, so there's perfectly clean for tomorrow.
Then you have a fresh towel the next day.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Who brings you the fresh I listen to that, and
I go, that's seven towels per person in my house.
That's thirty five towels a week. If we all did that, Yeah,
well classic mama staying over. That's another four a day.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No. See, I love the idea.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh my god, Yes, I love it, and I've already
thought of a way around it.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, but I won't reveal.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That just yet. I think this is a great idea.
I have no problem with dirt on towels.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh I do. Do you wash your towels with your
tea toowls?
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Are you happy to mix?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, towels and tea towels? Yes, that's a that's a category.
You've never been gayer. Absolutely the gayometer there, it's just
flown aud.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
That is crook man.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Why juice in with my beautiful towels?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No, but it's hot.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Do you use a hot wash?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Identiz? I don't trust the fisher and pike or might
miss a little bit. I don't know. Wait.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Wait, if you're washing your towels, how often do you
do them? And how many you are in the load?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Every forty eight hours? I wash all my bathroom like stuff,
because I do a tower for morning and night, and
then afresh, I've got a second towel that matches the
set for the next day, morning and night.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What are you made in Manhattan? What is going on here?
Why every two days you wash every towel?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Is that unusual? I mean, this is actually an interesting
topic because I don't know how often you're supposed to
wash towels, and I also don't know how often you're
supposed to replace towels.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's my question, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I reckon Martha Steeart would know, because you know sometimes
not me, of course, because I'm very clean. But if
you're living at home with boys, as you are, because
you are also one, there is a certain funk that
comes from from the towel, and it doesn't matter how
many times you wash it, that funk doesn't it, And
(32:41):
then that's got to go.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well how honestly, So, if I wash my towels, I
use it. I shower three times a day though, so
after those three times at night, one goes in the wash.
How often would you wash your towels.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I wash my towels once a week, but I have
I have two up yep, and then I use that one,
and then I that's what the fresh one in, and
then I put that there. But I would use I reckon,
I would use each towel twice.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Is that bad?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I think I would think that's fine. I appreciate minds
a lot. I get that.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Do you get the ick? Thirteen twenty four ten? Does
it give you the ick? The idea of a towel
which is designed to dry things? Drying things?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Jump on the line and we will send you a
double path to the naked gun, which is only in
Cinema's August twenty one, the crassiest one.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
So Martha Stewart is a genius, but she also is
a genius with help because she uses one towel every
single time she has a shower, and she drives herself
and the entire shower with it.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
Everybody takes a shower every day. What I do is
the towel that I dry myself with, then I dry
the door, the inside of the door that's wet. Then
I dry the walls, and then I dry the floor
of the shower so there's perfectly clean for tomorrow. Then
you have a fresh towel the next.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I mean, she's right, but this is not a game
that a family can play, particularly a family with a
mother that does all the washing. Absolutely not, if any
of my kids are listening, No, okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I don't think it's a game that a gay with
OCD cleanliness can play either, because the idea of wiping
my towel that I put on my body on like
the tile and the glass, and then putting it back
on my body wigs me. I don't know why. I
know I'm weird like that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But what do you think is on the glass that
hasn't been on your body?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Like I think bacteria or grime could potentially grow.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Over there, but not if it's been cleaned every day. No,
it's still just having said that I cleaned my son's
bathroom last week and I'm still in therapy.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, we still can't talk about that, can we.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I just want to I just want to say one
word to you, and I'm not going to go I'm
not going to elaborate. I'm not going to go into it, okay,
but I just want to say our grill and drain
lifting up yuck.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, you're chrissy Swan. You shouldn't have be having to
do it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Google parasitic twin and you'll see exactly what it looks like.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Hello Linda, Hello Christy, how are you?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Deep? Wonderfully warm with Linda?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How many times have I? Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Never, I'm original, Linda, I'm original. Now tell me about
your beautiful Oh you are. Tell me about your towel hack.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, my towel hack is for cleaning the shower.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
I squidge the bulk of the water off the shower first,
and then I have a separate little towel shower towel
to dry everything.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Look, I love that idea, but can I tell you
I do have a problem with squogees, Linder. It just
looks so like the shower is my happy place, and
if I see a scuogee, I'm straight back into cleaning.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Well, you can just bring it in every time you
have your shower.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You don't have to have it hanging there. I do
like the idea, though, Linda. That shower towel that you
wipe the surface with that never touches your body?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Right, absolutely no, it doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay that I can.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Do towls changed every three days?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Is that the standard? Is that? Linda?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Absolutely and they.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Must be washed in hot.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Water at least sixty always always hot. Also, Linda, you
seem to know things. How often do you replace the
whole set of towels?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
It just depends on when you get sick of them.
I suppose you know, if you want a change of
color or something.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, I feel like they better funk. Feel like they
get a funk, Linda. I'm going to give you a tip. Linda.
You know the you know that, you know the overdoor
hooks that you get from Kmart and everywhere. They are
really great to put on your shower screen, to put
that towel hanging on.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Well, I just have my.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Towel hanging over the glass.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
It's only a small towel.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Oh no, yeah, no towel.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
You're better than that. We're going to send you a
double pass to the Naked Gun. Only in Cinema's August
twenty one. Enjoy Um, enjoy watching Ham and Liam Neeson.
Let's go to keV quickly.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
KeV, Come on, keV, how are you mate?
Speaker 8 (37:17):
I reckon your towel? Do what you want with it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, I mean, look absolutely, your your towel, your choice.
But do you how often would you change your towel, Kevin.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Every probably two to three days, but I don't. I
don't wipe the shower with it, and if I did,
then it would go straight in the watch.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
What is worse wiping the floor with the towel or
wiping the glass? Kevin?
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Definitely the floor, But to be honest, there's probably not
a lot of difference.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No? What's worse for you? The glass or the.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Much of a much? Because as you know, I don't
pean the shower or do any of that rank stuff.
So I don't don't start this fight again. You know,
I don't we in the shower.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Chrissy Swan show babies birthday today, Joel Creasy, He's coming
up next, so make sure you get on the fern
and so happy.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Birthday and have your birthdad of blacks for yesterday. That's right,
double whammie Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Have you heard about the Nicki Minaj stiletto trend?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I actually wanted to end with that. Can I end
with it? And you talk about Phineas because I've got
a few. I've got a little quiz and imprompt you
quiz okay about trends Phineas. He's not Eilish, is he.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I actually don't know what his last name is.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But they have the same parents, don't they.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yes, but it's Phineas so connall. Yes, I thought so. So.
Phineas O'Connell is Billie Eilish's brother. Billie Eilish is actually
Billie Eilish O'Connell. But her that's her middle name, Eilish.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Who would do that?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Car does that? I love her? Her other middle name pirate.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, that's badass, so cool.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Anyway, he is very clever, and you know Billy Arlish,
she's a genius. But I was a lot to her.
Brow of Phineas. He is in a new band. I
can't remember its name. Some Dinah talk about this Nicki
minaj trend.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's the It's they're called the Somethings.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It's a funny little name.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
The favors, the favors, how weird the favorites?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Do you remember favories? Did you ever have a favor?
It's like a little jam Nancy, my best friend Beck's
dad loved a favorite. Kevin keV keV keV loved a favorite. Anyway,
this is the most brilliant answer to the question what's
been your most cringe worthy run in with a celebrity?
(39:53):
This is Phineas's answer. I like the cut of this
guy's jibe. Phineas said thank you to Taylor Swift for
coming to her own party. Apparently he was at her
birthday party. She said thank you so much for coming,
and I said thank.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
You for coming. Nervous in that environment. Given what a
musical genius he is, he would appreciate Taylor. And he's
probably like shouting himself, being like, what do I say
to her?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What would you say?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Please hire a stylist as a matter of urgency.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay, so let's role play. Yeah, okay, I'm Taylor and
I say, hey, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Hey, it's Jack. How are you?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I'm good? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I just I love your work and your back catalog.
But I've just got a little bit of advice i'd
like to give you moving forward. Could you please hire
a stylist.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I think you're gonna have to work on the delivery.
This seems harsh.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
And that what's her name? That hectic publicist? She'd shoot
me there and.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Then and her mother, mom, I put my foot in
my mouth all the time, Like you know, with monotonous
regular I just want to you just want the ground
to swallow you up whole.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
The most recent one was with your barista.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I said that. I said, oh, this is the
best I've ever had and he said, oh, best best
you've ever had? And I said, been told that before.
It's like, what am I saying that you're great in bed?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, that's exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I'm disgusting, Okay, Nicki minaj stiletto trend. She appeared in
a film clip to this song, which I didn't even
realize was her.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
High school with Lil Wayne. I loved this song, but
it's really all so with it's high school with who
Lil Wayne Little.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I really appreciate you've tentioned to detail there.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I commit to these artists apostrophe.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I l Little Wayne. He so.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Best friend.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Anyway. In the film clip, she balances on her stilettos
just like drops.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's extraordinary. Well, a long time later, like twelve years later,
people are doing this themselves and filming them.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
It's going viral.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's going viral, there's trends. Anyway, one woman did it.
She had high heels on and she was atop a
tin of formula. She fell off, and Jack, say what
she did to herself without laughing?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
She heine, No.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Without laughing. Think of her. You've seen her on there.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
She broke her spine. Keep going, you're going to do
it without life.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I want to take you through a little trend list.
I know that we're out of time. Do you remember owling? No,
people crouched like an owl, perched on objects, often in
strange or dangerous places. I want to bring that back.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I briefly replaced planking in popularity in twenty eleven. Do
you know batmanning No, I thought that was something you
did on Saturday, hanging upside down by wall. It is
actually hanging upside down by your feet from something like
a doorway or a pole. I remember that.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, I did that in New York City.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Horse maning a two person photo trick that makes it
look like someone's head is detached from their body. We've
got to give this a go.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I want to see you try the stiletto trend, or
I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Are you joking?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'd love to try it. Okay, tomorrow I will do
the stiletto trend. Okay, can someone bring in a pair
of stiletto's.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
And can we bring it in an emergency broadcast kick
because we'll be in hospital. Chrissy swim Show is a
Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
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