The Milkman of St. Gaff's

The Milkman of St. Gaff's

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this serialized fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret. Be sure to start with episode one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

August 10, 2020 2 mins
Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the re...

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September 7, 2020 25 mins

Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make y...

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September 18, 2020 27 mins

Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civili...

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October 2, 2020 28 mins

Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other ch...
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October 16, 2020 26 mins

Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other chara...
Mark as Played
October 30, 2020 27 mins

Howie goes to church.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Me...
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November 13, 2020 28 mins

Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast,...
Mark as Played
November 27, 2020 29 mins

Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s thr...
Mark as Played
December 11, 2020 27 mins

Howie confronts someone he believes has been speaking to the police about him.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other chara...
Mark as Played
December 24, 2020 30 mins

Howie goes away with Stormy to the north end of St. Gaff's island. Howie shows his prowess as a Woodsman.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature...
Mark as Played
March 12, 2021 23 mins

Howie reflects on his time on St. Gaff's before getting a strange visit.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters ...
Mark as Played
March 26, 2021 23 mins

Howie must decide what to do!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.&nbs...
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April 9, 2021 28 mins

Howie receives some important information from Corwin and goes on a trip!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters...
Mark as Played
April 23, 2021 30 mins

Howie spends some time with the Greenwoods!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a diffe...
Mark as Played
May 7, 2021 26 mins

Howie tries to patch things up with Granard.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a diff...
Mark as Played
May 21, 2021 21 mins

Howie remembers his childhood!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.&nb...
Mark as Played
June 4, 2021 37 mins

Howie remembers even more about his childhood.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through ...
Mark as Played
June 25, 2021 27 mins

Howie's explored the island and discovers why it's sometimes best to sleep with your clothes on.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, whi...
Mark as Played
July 9, 2021 34 mins

Howie and Stormy talk about the future, Howie has sausages and beans for dinner and goes for a walk.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature,...
Mark as Played

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